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[doorbell ringing]
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- Hi.
- What?
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Oh, uh, I thought
may-maybe we could hang out.
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Can't. Got a date with Tina.
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Well, may-maybe I'll see
what Bugs is doing.
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Whatever.
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[whistling]
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- Porky?
- Hey, hi, Bugs.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought may-maybe
we could hang out.
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Oh, I can't.
I-I got a date with Lola.
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Uh, oh, okay.
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I-I'd ask you
if you wanted to hang out
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uh, but-but you probably
have a girlfriend, too.
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- I don't got a girlfriend.
- Oh!
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- Uh, you wanna hang out?
- Not really.
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[door shuts]
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Uh-uh, you wanna hang out?
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Uh, sure.
Eh, wh-what do you wanna do?
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Oh, I don't know.
Eh, wh-what do you wanna do?
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Oh, I'm pretty easy.
Whatever you wanna do.
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It-it-it doesn't matter to me.
I-I'm up for anything.
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'A-are you hungry? Uh, we-we
could get something to eat.'
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Ooh, w-where do you wanna go?
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Uh, I don't know.
Uh, you wanna go to Tutty's?
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Uh, I don't know.
I d-don't really like Tutty's.
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How can you n-not like Tutty's?
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Hey, let's just go
to Pizzarriba.
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Uh, but-but we always
go to Pizzarriba.
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Come on, it'll be fun!
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Well, okay,
when you put it that way.
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I'm glad we're friends.
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Uh, me, too.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- I'm just so sick of my job.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Would you like dessert?
- Just the check.
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It's like they keep telling me,
"Tina, as soon as
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the junior assistant manager
position opens up, it's yours."
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So then the junior assistant
manager position opens up
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and what do they do?
They give it to Brian.
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Mm. Brian.
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I don't know.
Maybe I should quit.
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Mm-hmm, quit.
Makes sense to me.
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You know, my sister
went to beauty school.
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Maybe I should do that.
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Get my cosmetology license.
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What do you think?
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[clears throat]
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Anything you decide
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I will be there to support you
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because that's what I do
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support you.
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I'll get it.
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You know what?
I think we will have dessert.
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What can I get you?
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Uh, t-two cheese
and mushroom pizzas
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uh, uh, two milkshakes
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and t-two orders of ca-calamari.
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Ooh, good for you, Pinky!
You got a girl coming?
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No, it-it's just for me.
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You need some help, man.
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Lucky for you,
I have just the thing.
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(Porky)
'Uh, y-you teach dance classes?'
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What, you think
I'm just a pizza guy?
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I teach upstairs, Monday nights.
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Trust me, women love men
who can dance.
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Hm..
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[doorbell rings]
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- You killed your boss?
- What?
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I knew you were upset at work
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but I didn't think
you'd take it this far.
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I mean, not that I blame you.
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Who among us
hasn't considered murder
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as a means
of settling a dispute?
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I mean, I-I certainly have.
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Where's the body?
I'll help you get rid of it.
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Daffy, this is a wig head.
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Today was my first day
of beauty school.
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So no one got murdered? Lame.
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[explosion]
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Sorry I have to spend
date night doing my homework.
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Oh, is tonight date night?
Don't worry about it.
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You buy me dinner next time.
We'll call it even.
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[gunshots on TV]
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Aw! Too short.
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[woman screaming on TV]
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- What are you doing?
- Trying to cut bangs.
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Dah! It's impossible!
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Here, let me see.
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- There you go.
- How did you do that?
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I don't know. I just did it.
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You think you could also do
a bob and a French braid?
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So what do you wanna see?
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Oh, I don't know. "Aliens?"
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- Isn't that an old movie?
- It's a movie?
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- Hey, Bugs.
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- Who is it?
- 'Guess what?'
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I-I signed up for, uh,
S-Speedy's dance classes.
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- Wow!
- What?
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Yeah, he says w-women
love a man who can dance.
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So I figured
w-what do I have to lose?
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- That sounds great!
- What sounds great?
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Yeah, but the only thing is,
the flyer says
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you-you have to bring a partner.
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- So?
- So what?
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(Porky on phone)
'So I was w-wondering'
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'i-if you'd be my partner.'
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- Me?
- What about you?
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Wouldn't you rather ask a woman?
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- What woman?
- 'I d-don't know any women.'
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That's why I'm taking
the dance class.
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- I don't know.
- What don't you know?
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Ne-ne-never mind.
I-it was a dumb idea, anyway.
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I guess I ju-just figured
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since you and Daffy had, uh,
g-girlfriends.
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[sighs]
It's okay, though.
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I-I'm used to be-being alone.
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- No, wait. I'll do it.
- Do what?
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Uh, uh, really? Oh, wow!
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I can't thank you enough.
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'Uh, s-see you Monday night!'
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There, I'm off the phone.
Now we can talk.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Ooh, you wanna
talk about aliens?
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Couldn't you do this
on a wig head?
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No. Head down.
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Bobs are very intricate.
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I need to see
how the hair moves.
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Shake it out for me.
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Stand up for me.
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It's impossible to evaluate with
you in that shapeless smock.
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Maybe this will give
the illusion of a waistline.
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Ooh, you are one ugly woman
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but that haircut's got class.
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[gasps]
Class!
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'Porky's gonna kill me!'
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Wait! Tina still needs
a French braid!
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I am such a good girlfriend.
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Dropping by uninvited without
calling first, guys love that.
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Who is that ugly woman
leaving Bugs' house?
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[gasps]
She's getting in Bugs' car?
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[car engine revving]
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Is Bugs cheating on me?
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[engine revving]
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[car honking]
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[alarm blaring]
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crash
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You're not gonna
get away from me!
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I will follow you
until I found out who you are.
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I won't rest until I get
to the bottom of this.
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Ah, ooh,
is that a cupcake store?
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[tires screeching]
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[bell dings]
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[instrumental music]
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Uh, B-Bugs?
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Yeah, but why are you dressed
like a woman?
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Huh? Ah!
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Daffy was practicing
cutting hair.
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Hey, n-nice bob. Uh, you make
kind of an ugly woman, though.
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Why does everybody say that?
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I think I look beautiful.
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Pinky, who's your dance partner?
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She's such a beautiful woman.
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Uh, wh-what?
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- Uh, oh, no, it--
- Kathy.
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Finally,
someone with some taste.
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Mwah.
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Told you I was beautiful.
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- What are you doing here?
- I couldn't wait.
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- How did we do?
- We got a C.
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What, did you tell them
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it was because I had to do it
on a wig head?
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No, it's because
I didn't turn in the bob.
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Bugs! What's tonight's homework?
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- A perm.
- A perm?
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What is this, 1984?
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Mm, her hair's very fine.
It's not gonna be easy.
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I'll definitely need
some volumizer.
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You know what?
This isn't your problem.
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I'll figure something out.
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[engine starts]
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knock knock knock
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- Oh, hey, Lo--
- Who is she?
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Who?
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That ugly woman I saw
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leaving your house
and driving your car.
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First of all, she's not ugly
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and second of all, that was me.
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- Say what?
- It's very simple.
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Tina's going to beauty school
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but Daffy's
doing her homework for her
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so I was wearing a wig
that he was cutting
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when I remembered that I was
late for a dance class
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that I agreed
to take with Porky.
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How dumb do you think I am?
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I'm gonna be watching you.
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You hear me?
Watching you like a hawk.
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I'm watching you.
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Ow! Oops.
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[Lola grunting]
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Watching you!
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[instrumental music]
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Uh, w-where did you
get that dress?
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I thought Kathy
deserved something
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a little nicer than a smock.
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Ooh, and look
how pretty it twirls!
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All my years of teaching
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I have never seen such grace
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such beauty on the dance floor.
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- Uh, th-thank you!
- I was talking to Kathy.
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Too bad I have a strict rule
about dating my students. Hm.
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[laughing]
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Good thing for that rule.
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[giggles]
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Okey-dokey, everyone.
I'll see you next week.
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Uh, y-you sure will.
I-I'm gonna practice every day.
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Ooh.
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(Speedy)
'Yeah, whatever, Pinky.'
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'Until Monday, Kathy.'
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I'll be counting the seconds.
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Uno, dos, tres
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cuatro, cinco, seis
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siete, ocho
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nueve, diez
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once, doce, trece..
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[instrumental music]
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So how are things?
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[scoffs]
Oh, I don't know. Complicated.
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- Talk to me.
- Get this.
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My dance teacher
has a crush on me.
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What's complicated about that?
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Well, A, I'm not interested
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and, B, I'm taking the class
as a favor to a friend
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but now with
all the weirdness in the air
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I-I don't wanna go back.
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Listen, girl. Don't let this
teacher get under your skin.
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You made a commitment
to a friend
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you gotta follow through
on that commitment.
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You're right.
You're so right.
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You know what else is right?
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The amount of volumizer
I used on your perm.
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[instrumental music]
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[doors shut]
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Where are you going?
You don't have your homework!
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I'm going to work.
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You're looking at
the new junior assistant manager
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at Copy Place.
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Brian got fired
for stealing ink.
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What about beauty school?
What about our dream?
252
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,887
That was never my dream.
I wasn't even good at it.
253
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,305
But you only have
one more test
254
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,641
before you get
your cosmetology license!
255
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,894
I don't want
my cosmetology license.
256
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,187
Oh, nice perm.
257
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,566
Hey, if anyone should be
a hairdresser, it's you.
258
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,609
[engine revving]
259
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,904
Hm..
260
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,991
[instrumental music]
261
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,335
Tina Russo, it's time to get
your cosmetology license.
262
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,839
chomp chomp
263
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,387
[theme music]
264
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,187
Uh, y-you have such
a nice girlfriend, Daffy.
265
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,689
Uh, wh-what's it like
to be in love?
266
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,983
Well, I'm glad you asked.
267
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,529
♪ How do you know
when you're in love? ♪
268
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,241
♪ Well you came
to the right friend ♪
269
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,328
♪ Love is like
an ice cream sundae ♪
270
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:11,207
♪ That you think
is never gonna end ♪
271
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,668
♪ Love makes you
feel all tingly ♪
272
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,963
♪ Lightheaded and pretty ♪
273
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,258
♪ Just like a 700-foot robot ♪
274
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,595
♪ That's invading a city.. ♪
275
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,597
- A r-robot?
- Exactly.
276
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,724
♪ But you're not an evil robot ♪
277
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,602
♪ You're a robot
looking for love ♪
278
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:35,231
♪ But there's not a lot of giant
700-foot robots around ♪
279
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,815
♪ To love ♪
280
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,568
♪ So you glue a bunch
of smaller robots together ♪
281
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,946
♪ To make one big super robot ♪
282
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,281
♪ Then you and your robot
go out to brunch ♪
283
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,826
♪ And by the end of brunch
you're in love.. ♪
284
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,578
Trust me.
285
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,497
♪ That's exactly
what it's like ♪
286
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,165
♪ To be in love.. ♪
287
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,708
- Hey, can I ask a question?
- No.
288
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,503
♪ Then you
and your robot lover destroy ♪
289
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,713
♪ The entire
Schenectady Turnpike ♪
290
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,966
♪ 'Cause you're doing
a robot love dance ♪
291
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,927
♪ And you don't care
what it looks like ♪
292
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,596
♪ And when the armies
of the world come to fight you ♪
293
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,807
♪ You get into your spaceship ♪
294
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,393
♪ And you tenderly embrace
while you fly into space ♪
295
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:16,188
♪ 'Cause Earth's not ready
for giant robot love ♪
296
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,401
♪ That's how you know
you're in love ♪
297
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,362
♪ Find yourself
a robot to love ♪
298
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,698
♪ That's how you feel
when you're in ♪
299
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:31,745
♪ Love.. ♪
300
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,289
I-I'm not really following you.
301
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,457
Alright, let me
put it another way.
302
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,127
♪ It's just like
you're a merman ♪
303
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,504
♪ That's 700 feet tall ♪
304
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,799
♪ And you're looking
for a lady merman to love.. ♪
305
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,509
- Hey, don't you mean mermaid?
- Don't interrupt.
306
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,095
♪ But the ocean
is a massive place ♪
307
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,681
♪ And there's not
a lot of lady mermen ♪
308
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,309
♪ So in order
to increase your chances ♪
309
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,187
♪ You travel
to the undersea merman mall.. ♪
310
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,772
Uh, m-merman mall?
311
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,734
♪ That's where fish
and mollusks go to find love.. ♪
312
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,611
You know, I'm just not really
sure what any of this has--
313
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,779
♪ And you find a female merman ♪
314
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,782
♪ Who is working at a kiosk ♪
315
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,784
♪ Selling cell phone covers ♪
316
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,787
♪ And personalized key chains ♪
317
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,498
♪ Your hand brushes
one of her tentacles ♪
318
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,167
♪ And she just melts inside.. ♪
319
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,168
- Tentacles?
- Shut up.
320
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,169
♪ Her manager gets ♪
321
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,629
♪ Insanely jealous ♪
322
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,340
♪ And stabs you with his trident
and you're dead ♪
323
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,176
♪ Stabs you with his trident
and you're dead ♪
324
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,345
♪ That's how you know
you're in ♪
325
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:35,225
♪ Love ♪♪
326
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,728
Uh, th-thanks
for clearing that up for me.
327
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,772
That's what I do.
328
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,610
[upbeat music]
329
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,741
Good bounce, nice elasticity.
330
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,702
'Ooh, and somebody used
some volumizer.'
331
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,039
Good job, Tina.
That's an A-plus perm.
332
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,124
Yes!
333
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,376
I mean..
334
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,669
[imitating Tina]
Yes.
335
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,380
Alright, everyone,
now, for your final exam
336
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,799
you've been assigned
a volunteer client.
337
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,051
Good luck.
338
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,970
Your cosmetology license
is on the line.
339
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,393
- Ooh.
- Ooh-oh.
340
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,144
I should warn you
341
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,605
my hair is very brittle.
342
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,653
Hm..
343
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,071
[stammering]
344
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,948
An-an-another new dress?
345
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,826
It's the last class.
I want to look nice.
346
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,536
(Speedy)
'Can I get
everyone's attention?'
347
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,995
I just want to say
it's been a pleasure
348
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,997
being your instructor
for the past few weeks.
349
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,083
You have all come so very far.
350
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,128
Of course, some of you have
come farther than others.
351
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,632
Now, let's dance!
352
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,884
[instrumental music]
353
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,429
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
354
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,931
Hola, Kathy.
355
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,351
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-a!
356
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,147
That's a beautiful dress.
357
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,359
Uh, B-Bugs, you're supposed
to let m-me lead.
358
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,863
Just shut up and dance.
359
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,491
[instrumental music]
360
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,035
Mm! Good cupcake.
361
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,412
[instrumental music]
362
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,749
Oh, there's Porky.
There's that woman.
363
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,793
[gasps]
Bugs' mistress
is cheating on him
364
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,336
with Porky?
365
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,796
Poor Bugs.
366
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,174
Speedy?
367
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,426
Oh, what is going on up there?
368
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,513
[dramatic music]
369
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,646
Gorgeous.
370
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,732
Tina, you've outdone yourself.
371
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,984
Thank you. It wasn't easy.
372
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,653
Her hair's like straw
you wouldn't feed a donkey
373
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,197
but as I always say
374
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,074
extensions, a Brazilian blowout
375
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,911
and platinum highlights
can hide any flaw.
376
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,121
Well, you've just
earned yourself
377
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,499
a cosmetology license.
378
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,042
Congratulations, Tina.
379
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,251
[indistinct chattering]
380
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,837
(Tina)
Daffy?
381
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,881
Tina? I mean, uh..
382
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,591
It's my twin sister.
383
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,052
Uh, Grina.
What are you doing here?
384
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,012
I'm returning my wig heads.
385
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,680
What are you doing here?
386
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,808
Wh-what is going on?
387
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,188
I'm not Tina Russo.
388
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,314
[gasping]
389
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,316
Then who are you?
390
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,651
Who am I?
391
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,695
Until recently
I didn't know the answer
392
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,197
but now I do.
393
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,991
You see, my whole life
I've been forced
394
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,202
to live among ugly people
395
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,746
helpless to do
anything about it
396
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,207
but now, thanks to these
397
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,377
I have the power
to trim the ugliness away
398
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,546
one haircut at a time.
399
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:56,134
So you ask me who I am
400
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,220
I'll tell you.
401
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,930
[gasping]
402
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,890
I'm Daffy Duck
403
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,976
and I'm a hairdresser.
404
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,314
[instrumental music]
405
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,569
No, no, no, Pinky
406
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,071
you're supposed to be
the dipper, not the dippee.
407
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,574
You're the man,
Kathy's the woman
408
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,493
a woman
unlike any I've ever met.
409
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,161
Look, I'm flattered
410
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,290
but I'm also Bugs.
411
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,500
Senor Bunny?
412
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,211
Bugs' mistress is actually
just Bugs in a wig
413
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,755
taking a dance class with Porky!
414
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,090
Oh, right, he said that.
415
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,426
I signed up to be
Porky's dance partner
416
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,845
not to be the target
of your incessant flirting.
417
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:43,348
I mean, I certainly didn't help
things by looking so beautiful.
418
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,642
Beautiful?
Who said you were beautiful?
419
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,644
- You did!
- I was just being nice.
420
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,188
You-you were clearly the most
unattractive woman in the class
421
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,609
so I was trying to make you
feel better about yourself.
422
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,777
It's called overcompensating.
423
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,115
Claro que no.
Unbelievable, this guy.
424
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:03,201
[speaking in foreign language]
425
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,706
[sobbing]
426
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,963
Why? No!
427
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,423
[sobbing]
428
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,091
Uh, sorry, Pork.
429
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,018
Uh, w-would you like to dance?
430
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,353
I'd really love to.
431
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,980
[giggles]
432
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,822
- Lola?
- Hi, Bugs..
433
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,115
[thud]
434
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:47,955
I'm okay!
435
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,498
The cupcake broke my fall!
436
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,583
Mm. It's still good.
437
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,343
Here you go,
your new business cards.
438
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,266
It's pretty cool to be dating
a licensed cosmetologist.
439
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,143
Well, it's pretty cool for me
to be dating
440
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,689
the junior assistant manager
of Copy Place.
441
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,524
Doesn't quite
roll off the tongue
442
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,694
like licensed cosmetologist,
does it?
443
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,826
[instrumental music]
444
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,871
Okay, can I get you
anything else?
445
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,373
Nah, we're good.
446
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,711
More iced tea for the lady?
447
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,547
[laughing]
448
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,008
I miss her so much.
449
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,719
Hi, guys.
Uh, t-this is my friend, Nancy.
450
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,554
Nice to meet you.
451
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,307
Call me when you're ready
452
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,935
to do something with that.
453
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:58,025
slurp slurp slurp
454
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,613
[theme music]
455
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,765
That's the end of the..
Whoa..
456
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,932
thud
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