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[intense music]
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beep beep beep
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[snoring]
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Ah! Good heavens!
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I almost forgot to turn
on my sound machine.
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[birds squawking]
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[Daffy snoring]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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clink clink
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The bank wost over $10 million.
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The security guard,
he wost his job.
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I guess instead of catching Z's
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he should have been
catching thieves.
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Ha ha ha.
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'This is
Elmer J. Fudd weporting.'
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[whistles]
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$10 million?
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Usually I'm the only one
who pays for it
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whenever Daffy gets fired.
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slurp
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[door opens]
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Unbelievable!
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Fired for sleeping on the job.
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What's next? You can't breathe
on the job, either?
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What do they think I am,
a robot?
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Do I look like a robot?
Am I made of metal?
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Do I make robot noises
and blink my robot lights?
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Do I eat nuts and bolts
for breakfast? No.
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I eat a breakfast burrito
every day.
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Name one robot that eats
a breakfast burrito every day.
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You can't!
And do you know why you can't?
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Because robots don't have souls.
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Now, can someone please tell me
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what I was talking about?
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I don't know,
I stopped listening after
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robots eat breakfast burritos.
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chomp chomp
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You know what,
this is good news.
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Without a job,
I can do whatever I want
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whenever I want to do it.
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After all, this is
my house, my rules.
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Uh, Daff,
this is my house and my rule is
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if you're gonna live here, you
have to pull your own weight.
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What does that mean?
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You know, help out around here.
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Do some chores,
pay for a few things.
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- I do chores.
- No, you don't.
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- Well, I-I pay for things.
- Like what?
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I bought leather socks
the other day...red leather.
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Daffy, you got to get
another job.
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Relax. A guy like me?
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I'll have a new job tomorrow.
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slurp
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Guaranteed.
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gulp gulp gulp
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[instrumental music]
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm?
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How's the job search coming?
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Uh, I'm still working
on my resume.
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Uh, let me just close this.
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I mean, it's under this.
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click click click
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I-it's right here.
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Here's my resume. Nope.
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Okay, here's my resume.
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Oh, sorry. That was
definitely not my resume.
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click click
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Here is my resume.
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"Daffy Shelton Duck.
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'"Education: None.'
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'"References, none.'
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'"Skills, none.'
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Work experience,
let's not go there?"
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Are you a complete nitwit?
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No, I'm a dunderhead.
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At least, according to this
internet IQ test.
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Daffy, for the past three months
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I've been pulling
your weight because
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I thought you were
looking for a job.
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Why would I look for a job
if you're pulling my weight?
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So what you're saying is,
I'm enabling you?
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You're not enabling me.
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You're simply shielding me
from the consequences
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of my own
self-destructive behavior.
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I think you're right.
And I'm not gonna do it anymore.
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Daffy, for your own good,
I'm kicking you out.
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What?
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Well, guess what?
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You can't kick me out
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because I am leaving.
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Good.
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Great. I'll go get my stuff.
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Okay.
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(man on TV)
'Even if they get back
the five yards'
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'you're still looking
at a 50-yard field goal.'
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Ahem.
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I'm going.
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I'm really going.
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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I packed my suitcase
and I'm going.
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That's my suitcase.
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Well, then I'll just
take my stuff.
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- That's my stuff.
- I don't need your stuff.
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I don't need you.
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I can make it
on my own just fine.
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So, I'm going.
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I'll see you around.
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See you on the flip side.
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I am going. Right now!
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I'm...gone.
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G-O-N.
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Gone.
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Arrivederci!
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Duh! I don't need no roommate
telling me to pull my weight!
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I don't need no job!
I don't need none of that jive!
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I'm Daffy Duck!
You hear that, world?
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I take care of myself!
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knock knock knock
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Please take care of me.
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[sobbing]
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(Daffy)
'Ugh!'
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[grunting]
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- What are you doing?
- Pulling my own weight.
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I got you a job,
it requires no experience
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no references,
or skills of any kind.
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You start tomorrow
at Enormocorp.
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Enormocorp? The fifth largest
conglomerate in the world?
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Do you really think I have
what it takes to be a CEO?
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No. You'll be
pushing a muffin cart.
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Do you really think I have what
it takes to push a muffin cart?
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(Daffy)
'Look out, Enormocorp'
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'today I have a muffin cart'
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but some day I just might have
the corner office.
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[humming]
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Ooh! May I interest you
in a muffin?
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- 'No.'
- Come on.
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I have a delicious banana nut
with just a hint of cinnamon.
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Not so much cinnamon that
it's overpowering, of course
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but just enough to
let you know it's there.
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(female #1)
'I said, no.'
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- Chocolate chip muffin?
- 'No.'
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Come on, you deserve it.
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(male #1)
'I'm on the phone.'
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You want one?
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No?
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Muffin?
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Ugh. This is pointless.
I'm not cut out for work.
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I should just be
a stay-at-home mom.
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I mean, look at these people.
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This is how they want
to spend their days?
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Taking orders from this guy?
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When I, I say, when I took over
Enormocorp ten years ago
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I vowed, I say,
I vowed to make Enormocorp
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a world leader in industry.
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I say, I say. I'm a big fat
rooster and I run the company.
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Look at me with
my big fat finger
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wound like I'm the boss of you.
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'I run this..'
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What, I say,
what is going on here?
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I say, I say.
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Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo! Ha ha..
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Get in here!
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Yes, you.
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Who do you think you are?
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The muffin man.
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And what do you got here?
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- Muffins.
- Son, do you..
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I say,
do you know what I'm thinking?
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I know what I'm thinking.
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I'll tell you
what I'm thinking.
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I'm thinking
that's a blueberry muffin.
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I love me some muffins.
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Why, land sakes,
lemon poppy seed. Mmm.
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My grand mammy used to make
a lemon poppy seed.
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But those old poppy seeds
love to get
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all stuck in your teeth
now, don't they?
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[gasps]
Is that a jam-filled?
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Oh, my stars, it is!
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It is a jam-filled!
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You know, as a boy
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I used to suck the jam out
with a straw.
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True story, that is.
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But, you know,
I keep going back to the..
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I say, I keep going back
to that blueberry.
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Just pick one!
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[all gasping]
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Son, I'm gonna
tell you somethin'.
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You got, I say,
you got chutzpah.
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I got what?
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I'm surrounded, I say,
I'm surrounded by bootlickers
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and toadies,
stooges and suck-ups.
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I'm talking about you,
too, Carol.
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But you, I say, you, you're
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you're not like
these other lackeys.
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They tell me
what I want to hear.
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You tell me what
I need to hear.
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Well, son,
what do you have to say?
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Maybe you ought to lay off
the muffins for a while.
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[all gasping]
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[chuckles]
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[laughs]
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[both laughing]
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Come with me, muffin man.
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Now, let's see about
getting you a corner office.
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Hmm. That happened even faster
than I thought.
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[theme music]
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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♪ Come to Speedy's pizza place
and put both your feet up ♪
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♪ Bring a 100 friends with you
there's plenty of room ♪
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♪ I'll bring you more pizza
than your tummy can eat up ♪
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♪ Once you taste my pizza
your taste buds will go boom ♪
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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♪ I read all your comment cards
and take in your feedback ♪
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♪ Of all the things you're
looking for in a pizza place ♪
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♪ So step into the kitchen
where my cousin Gustavo ♪
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♪ Is helping launch
my restaurant into cyberspace ♪
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♪ That's right we have a website
just like you all requested ♪
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♪ Now you can go online
and order from your PC ♪
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♪ If you can just bear with us
our connection is spotty ♪
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♪ I swear it will be worth it
to get pizza from me-e-e ♪
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♪ So please be patient ♪
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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Wow. Is this thing
still loading, Gustavo?
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- Si, 88%.
- Oh, there it goes.
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We're almost up!
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Wait. Did it freeze again?
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Gustavo, you got to
be kidding me, man!
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You said you were
good with computers!
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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No, I said I had a computer.
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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Oh, here we go, it's up!
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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I told you I could do it.
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♪ Pizzarriba ♪
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You spelled it wrong!
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♪ Pibbarriza ♪
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What is pibba?
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♪ It's Pizzarriba ♪♪
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Not according to your website.
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You're running from me?
You are running from me.
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I'm Speedy Gonzales!
Speedy is in my name!
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I'm the fastest. Ever!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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And that's why
I don't wear clothes.
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[chuckles]
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I can learn a lot
from you, boy.
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Sir, we're hearing that
Murphy doesn't want to sell.
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Do we withdraw our offer
or attempt a hostile takeover?
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Hmm. That's a tough..
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I say, that's a tough question.
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00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,407
Withdraw our offer
258
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,619
or attempt a hostile takeover?
259
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,912
Hmm..
260
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,961
Man, what is wrong with you?
Just go with your gut.
261
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,671
You got a big enough one.
262
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,299
My gut, huh?
263
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,760
Ugh. Hostile takeover.
264
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,888
You heard.. I say,
you heard the muffin man.
265
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,848
Hostile takeover!
266
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,558
So, where you taking me
to lunch?
267
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,229
I think I'll let you make
the decisions from now on.
268
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,817
Lemon meringue or Tiramisu?
269
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,489
We'll take the whole cart.
270
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,451
Pomeranian or pekingese?
271
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,204
Cheetah.
World's fastest land animal.
272
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,874
Renee or Annabel?
273
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,920
The one wearing glasses.
You look smarter.
274
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,048
Well, Daffy, what do you think..
275
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,968
I say what do you think
of Enormocorp?
276
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,594
I don't know. It's fine?
277
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,306
I'm happy, I say,
I'm happy to hear you say that
278
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,517
because it's yours.
279
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,143
- What?
- I've been..
280
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,729
I say, I've been wanting
to hand over the company
281
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,064
for some time now
282
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,775
and there's only
one kind of man I trust
283
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:23,445
to run Enormocorp, a muffin man.
284
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,948
And I should know, after all
285
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,118
I was once a muffin man myself.
286
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,286
[chuckles]
287
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,496
Later, gator.
288
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,207
[gasps]
289
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,875
whirr whirr
290
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,043
Remember!
291
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,589
I say,
remember these words, son!
292
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:46,719
You can always trust
a muffin man!
293
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,889
[bell dings]
294
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,976
Good morning, Mr. Duck.
295
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,269
Good morning, Mr. Duck.
296
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,687
Good morning, Mr. Duck.
297
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,817
Good morning, Mr. Duck.
298
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,111
Hold my calls, Carol.
299
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,032
Hold my calls!
300
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,534
I've always wanted to say
"Hold my calls."
301
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,661
And now,
someone's holding my calls!
302
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,747
Who's calling me? I don't know!
303
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,124
I don't care! I'm CEO.
304
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,501
CEO of Enormocorp!
305
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,839
Ahh.
306
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,091
Now, what will be
307
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,011
my first official act
308
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,347
as CEO?
309
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,516
click
310
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,606
Ohh. That's the stuff.
311
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,107
[bell dings]
312
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,652
[keys clacking]
313
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:48,155
I'm not sure if you can help me.
I'm visiting a friend of mine.
314
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,823
He just started working here.
315
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,950
- What's his name?
- Daffy Duck.
316
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,745
Oh, Mr. Duck.
He's in the corner office.
317
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,622
Corner office?
318
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,124
You guys must really love
your muffins around here.
319
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:03,212
Mr. Duck is the CEO
of Enormocorp.
320
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,130
That makes sense.
321
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,760
[Daffy snoring]
322
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,390
Woo-hoo!
323
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,724
I see you finally found a job
324
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,226
where they pay you to sleep.
325
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,520
They don't pay me to sleep.
326
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,606
What do they pay you to do?
327
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,233
To run the place.
328
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,985
Daffy, you don't even know
how to run the dishwasher.
329
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,406
That's because you do it for me.
We've been through this!
330
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,700
I don't need your help anymore!
331
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,745
Why is my personal growth
so threatening to you?
332
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,996
- Daff--
- No.
333
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,415
That's something
for you to discuss
334
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,457
with a therapist.
335
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,251
I'm at work right now.
336
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,254
I-I-I can't be doing this.
337
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,881
Mr. Duck.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
338
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,051
See? At work! Talk to me.
339
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,594
Sir, the markets have turned.
340
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,305
Should we delay the merger
or proceed as planned?
341
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,640
Delay the merger.
342
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,435
I think that's
the right decision.
343
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,603
Wait. Proceed as planned.
344
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,898
- Proceed as planned.
- Delay the merger.
345
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,775
- Which one?
- I don't know!
346
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,403
I'm not used to being the guy
who's asked to make a decision!
347
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,946
I'm used to standing
next to the guy
348
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,281
who's asked to make a decision!
349
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,116
That's when I can
make a decision!
350
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,034
I need that big, fat rooster!
351
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,328
slam
352
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,997
Big, fat rooster!
353
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,083
Do I delay the merger,
or proceed as planned?
354
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,296
Always trust a muffin man!
355
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,675
- Sir, we need a decision.
- I'll be right back.
356
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,014
How you doing?
357
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,478
- Muffin man.
- Hey, Daffy.
358
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,231
This is very important.
359
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,777
Do we delay the merger
or proceed as planned?
360
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,571
Oh, right.
This is the guy to ask.
361
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,324
Hmm.
362
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,326
'Huh, let's see.'
363
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,370
Uh, proceed as planned.
364
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,707
You heard the muffin man.
Do not delay the merger.
365
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,543
- 'Proceed as planned.'
- You're sure.
366
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,380
I've never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.
367
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,967
Whoa.
368
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,844
Thanks for watching
my muffin cart.
369
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,055
No problem.
370
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,017
Ooh. I would have
delayed the merger.
371
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,019
Yep. Me, too.
372
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,023
Mmm. Blueberry.
373
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,566
[whimpering]
374
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,199
[theme music]
375
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,749
beep beep beep
376
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,295
whirr
377
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,880
thud
378
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,552
[intense music]
379
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,569
Beep beep!
380
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,862
Beep beep!
381
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,409
Beep beep!
382
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,456
[music continues]
383
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,960
beep beep beep
384
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,212
boom
385
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,717
'Beep beep!'
386
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,726
thud
387
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,937
Beep beep!
388
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,733
[clinks]
389
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,693
whirr
390
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,112
[creaking]
391
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,368
crack
392
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,500
[squeaking]
393
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,421
whoosh
394
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,839
thud
395
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,384
[crumbling]
396
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,180
thud
397
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:26,224
[upbeat music]
398
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,895
(Roadrunner)
'Beep beep.'
399
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,860
Beep beep.
400
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,744
boom boom
401
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,591
screech
402
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,348
[screeching]
403
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,941
After what is now being called
the worst business decision
404
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,776
in the histowy of business
405
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,904
Enormocorp has gone out
of business.
406
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,533
As a result, more than
100,000 have wost their jobs
407
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,078
and experts fear the world
economy could cowapse.
408
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,871
Disgraced CEO Daffy Duck
409
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,000
could not be weached
for comment.
410
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,419
Uff, if I'd have known
all that was gonna happen
411
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,170
I'd have kept enabling you.
412
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,381
Well, at least
I learned a big lesson.
413
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,382
What's that?
414
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,800
When I pull my own weight
415
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,012
I pull a lot of stuff
down with me.
416
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,680
Whoa!
417
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,557
crash
418
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,060
Whoa! Whoa!
419
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,022
'Call Dr. Weisberg.'
420
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,064
chomp
421
00:21:57,315 --> 00:22:00,277
[theme music]
422
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,927
Could I interest you
in a muffin?
423
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,764
I ate half of it.
It's not very good.
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