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[instrumental music]
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Umh! The only thing better
than a third cup of coffee?
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A fourth cup of coffee.
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[instrumental music]
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Come on,
we're gonna be late.
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- Late for what?
- To meet Steve St. James.
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- Who?
- Steve St. James!
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He was the off duty cop
on the hit show "Off Duty Cop."
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That old TV show about
the detective and his butler?
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Chauffeur.
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Why would a detective
have a chauffeur?
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Because he was
Steve St. James, the detective
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who couldn't let justice sleep
just because he was off duty.
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So he had a chauffeur
drive him around
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to make justice not sleep.
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I need another cup of coffee.
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Come on, he's making
an appearance at the mall.
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I can't. I got
a doctor's appointment.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
It's my yearly physical.
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When was the last time
you got one?
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Never. I've never been
to the doctor.
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I'm the picture of health.
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[coughs]
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My hip. Ooh! Ooh!
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What is that shooting pain?
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(Daffy)
'Ah! Numbness. Tingling.'
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'Cramping.'
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[glass breaks]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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[stuttering]
Thanks for
inviting me, Daffy.
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Isn't it funny
how you're always available?
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No matter how last second,
you never have other plans.
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Like you don't really
have a life.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, that is funny.
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N-Now, who's t-this
Steve St. James?
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Steve St. James.
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"Off Duty Cop."
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Gimme your phone.
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[stuttering]
When are you
gonna get a phone?
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Never. Cell phones
are like doctors.
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The calling plans are confusing,
the buttons are too small.
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But, huh?
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Just watch this.
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[instrumental music]
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(Porky)
'Oh, is this the old show'
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'about the, the detective
and his butler?'
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(Daffy)
'Oh! Chauffeur.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Porky)
'Okay, I get it.'
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'I don't need to see any more.'
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(Daffy)
'You're missing it.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Daffy)
'Yeah, give it to him, Steve.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Porky)
'Eh, does he, does he handcuff
everyone he meets?'
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(Daffy)
'Shush.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Porky)
'How long are these
opening credits?'
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[instrumental music]
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[Porky stammering]
'Daffy, I get it.'
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'Gimme my phone.'
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So to answer your question,
that's Steve St. James.
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[gasps]
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Steve St. James!
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Wow!
I'm your biggest fan.
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Well, thank you
very much.
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Would you like
a signed copy of my book?
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Nah, books are like
cell phones and doctors.
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Takes forever
to get an appointment
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and I don't have insurance.
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Will you sign my beak?
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Ugh.
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I can't see it.
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Sign his face.
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"Leslie Hunt?"
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Who's she?
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I'm Leslie Hunt.
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You're Steve St. James.
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No, Steve St. James is
a character that I played on TV.
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- I'm Leslie Hunt.
- Who?
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I thought you said
you were my biggest fan.
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I'm Steve St. James'
biggest fan.
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And you're
no Steve St. James.
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That's what I said.
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That's what I said.
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Ugh! I need
a cup of coffee.
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[instrumental music]
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Well, if he's not gonna be
Steve St. James, then I will.
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Eh, b-b-but, Daffy,
that's stealing.
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You'd make
a great chauffeur.
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Ahh.
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[humming]
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Hello.
Don't say it.
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- What's up, doc?
- He said it.
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Are you okay?
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You seem a little jittery.
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Jittery?
I'm not jittery.
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If anyone's jittery,
you're jittery.
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I'm not jittery.
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Ahh. So, do I have
a clean bill of health?
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Everything looks fine.
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Great.
See you next year.
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Whoa. There is
just one thing.
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I knew it! I knew
you were hiding something.
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How long do I have?
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A year? A month? A day?
Am I contagious?
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If I'm contagious,
then those people need to know.
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You owe it to them!
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I'm highly contagious!
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Run for your lives!
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[screaming]
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Why didn't you tell me sooner?
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What kind of a doctor are you?
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You're probably
not even a real doctor.
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"Syracuse?"
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That's a basketball school.
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I was just gonna say that
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I think you should stop
drinking coffee for a while.
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You have too much
caffeine in your system.
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It's what's
makin' you so tense.
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Oh.
Cut out coffee.
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No problem.
Ahem.
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You could probably
just tape this.
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Oh, right,
no caffeine.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'm sorry to bother you.
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But can I just have
30 seconds of your time
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to tell you about a product
that could change your life?
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[doorbell rings]
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Sam.
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This product differs
from other similar products
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because of
it's unique ingredients.
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I'm not interested.
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It's like coffee,
but without the caffeine.
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- What's like coffee?
- Spargle.
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While coffee leaves you
feeling jittery
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Spargle will leave you
feelin' rested and alert.
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When did you
get into this racket?
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Uh! I needed money quick.
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They said
they were gonna take my house.
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I, I-I mean, uh,
I believe in the product.
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Tastes weird.
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Those are
the Spargler berries.
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Wow. Could this be
working already?
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I don't know.
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You won't catch me
drinkin' that stuff.
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- I'll take 'em.
- How many?
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- All of them.
- Cha-ching.
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I mean, uh,
it'll change your life.
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[instrumental music]
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[stuttering]
Where are we going, Daffy?
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I'm no longer Daffy.
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I'm Steve St. James,
off duty cop.
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And we're going
wherever justice is sleeping
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and needs to be woken up by me,
Steve St. James, off duty cop.
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So I just keep going straight?
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Pull over.
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No, park illegally.
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More illegally. Like you don't
have time to play by the rules.
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[sighs]
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Ahem.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Oh, sorry.
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[instrumental music]
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Will you marry me?
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(Daffy)
'Freeze.'
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- But he was--
- I know what he was doing.
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He was stealing your ring
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and beautifully placing it
in this elegant box.
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- No, I was--
- Assaulting her.
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And that's a Code 9.
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I'm might be off duty,
but I'm not off my game.
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Looks like
your meter's expired.
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Call me if you have
any more trouble, ma'am.
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Day or night.
Well, never before 11:00 am.
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And don't call after 5:00,
and also, when you call
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it'll be my roommate's voice
on the answering machine.
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I don't know how to change it.
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Also, I don't know
how to access messages.
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(Daffy)
'So just keep calling.
Anytime.'
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'Day or night.'
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Between 11:00 and 5:00.
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And not on weekends.
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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[engine starting]
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[engine revving]
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I have so much energy.
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What to do? What to do?
What to do?
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It's early, but I guess
I could make dinner.
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Ha ha!
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Hmm. Now what?
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Oh, there's that book
I always wanted to write.
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[instrumental music]
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The end.
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June.. I don't think
that's too early
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to put up Christmas decorations.
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[instrumental music]
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Merry Christmas!
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Well, I say that was
a solid day's work.
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Wherever justice tried to sleep,
we were there to wake it up.
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Good work, chauffeur.
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Are you sure the chauffeur
doesn't have a name?
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Nope, just chauffeur.
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[stuttering]
Why is your house covered
in Christmas decorations?
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Isn't it always like that?
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Oh, hi.
Hey.
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I hope you don't mind.
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I did a few things
around the house.
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I painted the garage,
I resurfaced the swimming pool.
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Oh, and I moved everything
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that was in your room
into the kitchen.
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But if you don't like it.
I can move it back, no problem.
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I just have three hours
left on the treadmill.
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But after that,
I definitely can move
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your stuff
back into your bedroom.
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Unless you want me
to move it into the garage.
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I just painted it.
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- Are you okay?
- Never better.
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Never, ever, ever better.
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Are you guys itchy?
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Huh. I like it.
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Closer to the fridge.
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So you're saying the chauffeur
was in every episode
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and they never give him a name?
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I'll prove it to you.
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St. James, have your chauffeur
bring the car around?
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He's a human being, chief.
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He has a name.
Brandon Steel.
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Use it.
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I do,
every time I address him.
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Oh, Brandon.
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Thank goodness you're here.
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Hmm. That was
a stupid episode.
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Have you guys seen any Spargles
that still have Spargle in them?
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I'm all out of Spargle
and I need some Spargle.
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You know what I mean?
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- What is wrong with you?
- Nothing.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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I gotta get more Spargle.
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Hee hee hee!
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Uhh!
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Something tells me justice
is about to get a wake up call.
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(Bugs)
'Where's the Spargle?
He's gotta have it somewhere.'
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'Where is it?
I think it's here somewhere.'
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'Where's the Spargle?
Where is it?'
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What in tarnation
are you doin' in my house?
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Oh. Uh, I-I was just..
Uh, I figured I'd stop by.
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I saw the window was unlocked.
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It seemed like a great time
to come over and hang out.
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I thought I was the only one
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00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,806
who broke into
people's houses to hang out.
256
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,892
Say, you know what goes
well with hanging out?
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Spargle. Do you have
anymore Spargle?
258
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,229
I could really go
for some Spargle.
259
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,647
Don't got no more.
260
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- You bought it all.
- What?
261
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,566
But I really need it.
262
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,902
I said I don't got no more.
263
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,946
Well, you gotta hook it up.
264
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,573
Uh, I guess I could
take you to my supplier.
265
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,534
- 'Let's go now.'
- 'Well, fine.'
266
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,993
'Lemme throw on some jeans.'
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I said now.
268
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,753
I always knew
Bugs was a criminal.
269
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,923
Chauffeur, looks like
we're going for a little drive.
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[instrumental music]
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Hello, darlin'.
You probably know me.
272
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I'm a Spargle sales
representative.
273
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,811
We have a lot of
sales representatives.
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Heh heh heh.
275
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,481
Yeah, well, I bet
you don't have a lot
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00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,484
that sell a month's
supply in one day.
277
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,735
See that guy over there?
278
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,153
The one talking
to that plant?
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00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,947
I moved one of the bedrooms
into the kitchen
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00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,449
but I think it'd look better in
the garage. I just painted it.
281
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,954
Well, thanks to him, your
company's about to get rich.
282
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:36,125
And so am I, 'cause I get
four cents on very can.
283
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,043
Freeze!
284
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,128
You're all under arrest.
285
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,879
Daffy, do not blow
this deal.
286
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:45,175
My name is Steve St. James,
and you're coming with me.
287
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,928
I'm not goin' anywhere
without my Spargle.
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00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,724
Aah!
289
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,727
[instrumental music]
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bang
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Aah!
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00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,959
[music continues]
293
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,598
[cat shrieking]
294
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,984
(Bugs)
'I just want my Spargle.'
295
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,820
- Put down the pen!
- Put down the stapler.
296
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,864
Or I'll write all over
the pig's face.
297
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,699
Why does everyone
wanna write on my face?
298
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,743
- Just give me my Spargle!
- Put down the pen!
299
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,703
[stammering]
It's permanent ink!
300
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,664
I said give me my Spa--
301
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,457
- Put it down!
- Permanent!
302
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,377
I'm not leavin' here
until you give me my Spargle.
303
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,544
I said put it down.
304
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,546
[stuttering]
It won't come off!
305
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,049
[whistles]
306
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,845
This is a place of business.
307
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,889
These are hardworkin' people
308
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:17,184
who simply want to sell
a quality product.
309
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,062
What in tarnation
is illegal about that?
310
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,149
You're all under arrest.
311
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,320
[screams]
312
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,655
What's goin' on here?
313
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,740
This whole operation's a scam.
314
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908
These things are filled with
315
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,619
dangerous,
highly addictive chemicals.
316
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,331
But what about
the Spargler berries?
317
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,875
Somebody get that guy
to a doctor.
318
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,836
[sobs]
319
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,254
Am I under arrest?
320
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,424
I'm just a innocent
sales representative.
321
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,883
Well, that all depends,
did you know
322
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,761
you were selling
a dangerous product?
323
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,556
[instrumental music]
324
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,274
Thanks for helpin' out.
325
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,900
I'll take it from here.
326
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,985
Who are you?
327
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,822
Steve St. James,
off duty cop.
328
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,032
Arrest this one, too.
329
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,033
What did I do?
330
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,535
You've been impersonating a cop
331
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,787
and handcuffing people
all over town.
332
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,166
What about him? He's been
impersonating a chauffeur.
333
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,253
That's not illegal.
334
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,797
It's pathetic,
but it's not illegal.
335
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,466
Get this guy out of my face.
336
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,302
I'm putting you down
as a witness
337
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,970
so I'm gonna need
your name, too.
338
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,642
Eh, buh, buh, B-Brandon Steel.
339
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,644
I'm just gonna put chauffeur.
340
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,105
Huh!
341
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,942
[instrumental music]
342
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,200
[instrumental music]
343
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,769
thud
344
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,864
[instrumental music]
345
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,201
[elevator dings]
346
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,048
[elevator dings]
347
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,643
clank clank
348
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,750
meep meep
349
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,883
[elevator dings]
350
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,137
meep meep
351
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,310
[sighs]
352
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,478
Well, the doctor says
353
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,396
one cup of coffee
a day can't hurt.
354
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,110
Ahem.
355
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,613
Do you mind?
356
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,746
[theme music]
357
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,190
That's all, folks.
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