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Come on! We're gonna
be late for the movie.
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[instrumental music]
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What are you wearing?
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I don't know about you, but
I'm getting a student discount.
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You're driving?
You always drive!
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Let me drive.
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I'm not going
in that thing.
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It's not a "thing,"
it's a parade float.
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It'll take us 18 hours to find
a parking spot. I'm driving.
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You think you get to make
all the decisions?
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What are you,
the man in the relationship?
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We're not in a relationship.
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Well, guess what?
I'm a man, too!
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And today, this man is going
to drive you to the movies
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and buy your ticket.
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So you can just leave
your wallet and keys here
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because this man is
wearing the pants today.
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Oops! Almost forgot
my purse.
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Come on, you big lug!
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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You really gonna
buy my movie ticket?
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Of course!
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Here, put these on.
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Is this a diaper?
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Babies get in free. Tsk.
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Aaah! Ho!
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Daffy! That was a stop sign.
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[siren wailing]
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Relax.
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I have a way with cops.
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Oh! Hello, officer jerk-face!
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I didn't recognize you
away from the donut shop.
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I guess you can't
catch real criminals
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so instead you just
harass innocent citizens!
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What a waste
of my tax dollars!
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Can I see your
driver's license?
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My what?
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Just give him your
driver's license.
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What's a driver's license?
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You don't have
a driver's license?
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Sir, you're not
allowed to operate
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a vehicle without
a driver's license.
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Please step out of the car
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I'm gonna have
to have it towed.
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Towed?
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But I'm just an
innocent schoolgirl.
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And this is my baby brother.
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Put on the diaper!
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You can get
your vehicle back..
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...when you get
a driver's license.
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[engine revving]
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You're gonna scratch it!
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[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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What a man.
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[cellphone ringing]
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- Hey, Lola.
- 'Hey, Bugs! Whatcha doin'?'
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Standing on the side
of the road.
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Fun. Oh, my gosh.
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Uh! you're never
gonna believe this.
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There is a guy standing
on the side of the road
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who looks just like you.
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- I'm about to hit him.
- Huh!
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[tires screeching]
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You look just like
my boyfriend!
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You poor thing,
I can't believe
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Daffy was driving without
a driver's license.
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- That is so irresponsible..
- Ah-huh!
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[instrumental music]
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[cars screeching & honking]
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Lola!
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[police siren blaring]
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That was a red light.
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Ooh, I can't go to jail!
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I'm too pretty!
I won't last a day!
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No, no, I-I'll lift weights.
I'll get really muscular.
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My voice will
get really deep.
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I'll run the place.
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[tapping]
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Hi, officer.
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Can I see your
driver's license?
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Absolutely. Just one second.
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Hold on,
let me see here..
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Oh, here we go.
Oh, no, wait.
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That's my credit card.
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[clicks]
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Here we go.
Oh, nope.
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That's a recipe
for salmon balls.
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They're really good.
Here it is..
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Oh, no, that's my frozen yogurt
frequent muncher card.
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Two more and I get
a free waffle cone. Mmm..
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Oh, here it is.
It was hiding.
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Oh, no, wait,
that's a picture of Bugs.
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Isn't he cute?
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smack
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Here it is, wait, ugh
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that's a basketball card.
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Manu Ginobili.
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I love Manu Ginobili.
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Oh, here it is! Oops,
fortune cookie fortune.
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"You will receive an unexpected
letter from a friend."
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How does the cookie know that?
That's crazy.
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- I'm sorry, what did you want?
- Your driver's license.
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Oh, yeah, I don't
have one of those.
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smack
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[instrumental music]
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This is stupid.
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Sorry, I just gotta talk
to my wife real quick.
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You know, personal matter.
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Daffy Duck. Give me
a driver's license.
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Well, you need
to take a test.
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A test?
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What is this,
communist Russia?
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Next you're gonna to tell me I
need to take a test to breathe?
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Or to practice law?
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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Finished.
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You can take the test
right over there.
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I thought that was the test.
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That was the application
to take the test.
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What? Those questions
were impossible!
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Address, date of birth
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who has that
stuff memorized?
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I didn't know what
to put for gender.
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Here's a study guide.
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I don't need
your propaganda!
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Well, maybe I'll just skim it.
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[instrumental music]
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Thank goodness you were here.
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That was a really hard test.
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That's the application!
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You take the test over there.
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Would you like a study guide?
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Naah, I think I'm good.
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She'll take the study guide.
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What is the speed limit
in a residential area?
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When are roads
the most slippery?
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Who is allowed to park
in a handicapped spot?
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This is even harder
than the application!
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No talking.
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Ronald Regan was right.
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Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, interesting.
Okay, makes sense.
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So, that's a good rule.
Yep, got it!
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Okay, I'm ready
to take the test.
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You, uh, read that
awfully fast.
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- You sure?
- Uh, does a red light mean go?
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[instrumental music]
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I failed?
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How did I fail?
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Well, you marked
C for every answer.
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Do you know who I am?
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I'm Daffy Duck!
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D...Duck?
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What do you think the "D"
in DMV stands for?
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It stands for "Department."
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Well, that's my middle name.
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Daffy "Department" Duck.
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Sir, you can take
the test again.
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Y-you get two chances.
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Good to see my name
still carries
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a little weight around here.
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Lola? What are you
doing here?
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Oh, I don't have
a driver's license.
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Hmph, irresponsible.
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You can't cross two
double yellow lines?
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Huh! I didn't know that.
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[cellphone ringing]
Hello?
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(Lola)
'Are you allowed to drive
in a bike lane?'
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Lola, you can't call me
you're taking a test.
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[whispering]
Just yes or no?
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I'm not helping you cheat.
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[cellphone ringing]
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I said I'm not
helping you cheat!
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(Daffy)
'Are you allowed to park
in a handicapped space?'
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- Daffy?
- Yes or no?
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- It's a simple hard question.
- No!
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Of course you're not allowed
to park in a handicapped space!
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[instrumental music]
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What is this,
communist Russia?
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[phone ringing]
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- Eh, hello?
- Hey, Pork.
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- Oh, hi, B-Bugs.
- What are you doing?
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Oh, uh, just uh, pla-pi-e,
picking up my dry cleaning.
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(male #1)
'Would you like
fries with that?'
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(Porky)
'Ha-ha-ha, w-why would I want'
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'fries with
my dry cleaning? Heh'
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'Yes, jumbo fries.'
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Could you give me a ride?
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'I'm stuck at the DMV.'
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- It's, it's, sure.
- 'Uh, just one thing.'
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You have your driver's
license, right?
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- O-of course I do.
- 'Great.'
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(male #1)
'Are you gonna
want any ketchup'
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'with your fries?'
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[phone beeps]
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[sighs]
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- 'Where are you?'
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O-oh, sorry, t-they
messed up my order.
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U-uh, I mean,
my d-d-d-ry cleaning.
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'O-o-oh, there you are.'
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B-but what are
you doing at the DMV?
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[police siren]
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[chomping]
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Driver's license?
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W-w-what'd I do?
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I've never been pulled
over for anything!
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Uh, I follow
the r-r-rules of the road.
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S-s-s-safety first.
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You can't talk on
a cell phone while driving
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without a hands-free device.
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- Eh, s-since when?
- July 1st.
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Ahh! I voted for that!
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Also, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.
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- Eh, w-w-why?
- Your license is expired.
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Aaah!
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'O-oh, I know that one.
Oh, t-that's an easy one.'
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'W-who wouldn't
know t-that one?'
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And...done.
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Oh!
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Uh, D-Daffy?
225
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Oh, hey, Porky.
What are you doing here?
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M-my d-driver's
license expired.
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So irresponsible.
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Hello again.
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I think you'll really
enjoy grading this.
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Tsk!
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You passed!
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Y-you got a perfect score!
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That's because I'm passionate
about the material.
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Now give me my license.
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That was the written
test, you still need
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to pass the driver's test.
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Driver's test!
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How am I gonna cheat
on a driver's test?
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I'm sorry, you failed.
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Eh, w-what?
241
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T-t-that's impossible.
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Uh, I read
t-the rules of the road
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every night before b-bed.
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You get to take
it one more time.
245
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,312
Maybe this time, don't answer
B for every question.
246
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:07,898
Ummh..
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(Speedy)
'Bueno, this is Speedy.'
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(Bugs)
'Hey, Speedy, it's Bugs.'
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'Let me ask you something.'
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'Do you have a valid
driver's license?'
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(male #2)
'Next!'
252
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,919
I didn't know
you worked here.
253
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,463
Eh, double dip recession.
254
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,923
Gotta get them
multiple revenue streams.
255
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,217
You know, we could probably
make this a lot easier
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on both of us, if you just
wanted to pass me right now.
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00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,930
You know, seeing that
we're neighbors and all.
258
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,559
Son, you're barking
up the wrong tree.
259
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:46,103
I take my job very seriously.
260
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,022
And I gotta warn ya..
261
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,566
...I'm a real stickler.
262
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,407
If you make one, just one
263
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,326
itsy-bitsy mistake
264
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,411
you're a gonna fail.
265
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,914
[cackling]
266
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,089
Ooh...aah..
267
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,340
You don't happen
to have a phone book
268
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,966
I could sit on, do you?
269
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,052
Ey-eh that's right,
yeah t-that's right.
270
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,512
T-these are all right.
271
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,097
I have to pass..
272
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,099
- L-Lola!
- Oh, hi, Porky.
273
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,725
- What are you doing here?
- Ahh..
274
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,352
My driver's license expired.
275
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,437
Mm-mm. You and Daffy.
276
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,939
So irresponsible.
277
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,778
Hi, sorry that took so long.
I'm a little nervous.
278
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,571
I'm not a really
good test taker.
279
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,739
I'm more of a test giver.
280
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,242
Or a test watcher.
Or a taste tester.
281
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,370
You passed. Perfect score.
282
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,454
Oh, my gosh, I did?
283
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,373
I'm a really good test taker.
284
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,707
[instrumental music]
285
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,924
- You failed again.
- Wh-what?
286
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,635
What's happening?
Eh, let me take another one.
287
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,096
I'm sorry, sir.
You only get two chances.
288
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,306
D-d-did I
at least come close?
289
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,812
[instrumental music]
290
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,442
Turn left at the next
intersection.
291
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,776
[cars screeching and honking]
292
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,072
[music continues]
293
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,949
How'd that go?
294
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,200
Great.
295
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,911
[tires screeching]
296
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,460
[honking]
297
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,838
[engine revving]
298
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,882
How am I supposed
to get in that?
299
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,551
Get in it? All you asked was if
I had a valid driver's license.
300
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,094
And to meet you at the DMV.
301
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,388
You wanted a ride?
I'm not a taxi driver, man.
302
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,182
I'm in the middle
of a lunch rush!
303
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,058
[engine revving]
304
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,897
Ayh!
305
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,024
[tire screeching]
306
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,360
[speaking in foreign language]
307
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,070
Idiota!
308
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,031
[gasping]
309
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,866
Aye, gringos.
310
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,452
[music continues]
311
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,373
- 'So are we parallel parked?'
- Mm-hm.
312
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,209
This driver's test
is graded
313
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,586
on a scale of one
to a hundred.
314
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:19,006
And considering the type
of driving you just did
315
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,799
what grade would
you give yourself?
316
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,926
Hundred.
317
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:26,430
I get that one a lot.
318
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,765
[instrumental music]
319
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,233
Oh...this is embarrassing.
320
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,527
- Next!
- Hi!
321
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,820
Cool your jets, blondie.
322
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,364
I'm a real stickler.
323
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,247
You look familiar.
324
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,585
'"Yosemite".'
325
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,711
It's Yosemite.
326
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,588
Oh, like the national park!
327
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,174
You know, I was named
after a national park.
328
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552
Oh, no, wait, sorry, I wasn't
named after a national park.
329
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,178
I was named after
my grandmother.
330
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,472
Oh, no, wait, my grandmother's
name is Betty not Lola.
331
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,391
'Wait, there's a national
park named Betty?'
332
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,435
- Can you just take a right?
- A right?
333
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,313
Yosemite, I just got a perfect
score on my written test.
334
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,984
I think I can do a little
more than take a right.
335
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,569
[car revving]
336
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,114
[instrumental music]
337
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,658
[tires screeching]
338
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,789
[music continues]
339
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,378
[car honking]
340
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,462
[both screaming]
341
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,880
Whoaa!
342
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,132
Tsk!
343
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,091
'Huh?'
344
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,260
[jet engine whooshing]
345
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,678
[crow cawing]
346
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,724
[music continues]
347
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,728
[train honking]
348
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,610
[tires screeching]
349
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,405
[ship honking]
350
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,367
[car cruising]
351
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,994
[police siren]
352
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,296
[tires screeching]
353
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,926
Did I pass?
354
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,262
Hello!
355
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,849
Yeah, I passed.
356
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,853
Oh, now I know
why you look familiar.
357
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,355
You're Bugs' neighbor!
358
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,606
He told me so much about you.
359
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,066
He's not a fan.
360
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,112
I can't believe they named
a national park after that guy.
361
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,157
[groaning]
362
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,499
I'm not gonna kill you.
363
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,085
You get your license?
364
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,461
Uh, uh, I failed.
365
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,796
T-t-twice!
366
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,881
So you'll take the test
again next week.
367
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,509
N-n-n-no way.
Uh, um, I'm done driving.
368
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,303
T-t-the only people
who deserve a driver's license
369
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,514
are responsible,
l-law abiding citizens
370
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,557
who k-k-know the rules
of the road.
371
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,017
Oww!
372
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,728
Licensed driver
comin' through!
373
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,772
Whoo! Out of my way!
374
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,400
Licensed driver! 100%!
375
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,194
Well, there's an exception
to every rule.
376
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,114
I got my driver's
license! Whoo-hoo!
377
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,616
- Maybe two exceptions.
- Look, bun bun!
378
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,910
I'm an organ donor.
Are you an organ donor?
379
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,412
You wanna give each
other our organs?
380
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,205
- Ehh..
- Well.
381
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,915
We can decide later.
You ready to go?
382
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,085
Be my first passenger
as a licensed driver!
383
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,421
Thanks, but I have
to drive Porky home.
384
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,256
[whispering]
He didn't pass.
385
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,341
Oh, stay strong.
You'll get through this.
386
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,051
I know, I've been there.
But I'm not there anymore!
387
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,512
Whoo-hoo! Driver's license!
388
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,639
[instrumental music]
389
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,019
How do you get
out of this place?
390
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,396
Here we go!
391
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,524
B-B-Bugs!
392
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,693
[police siren blaring]
393
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,902
What did I do?
394
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,155
Y-y-you can't cross
two double yellow lines.
395
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,074
Oh! I just read that!
396
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,409
[police siren blaring]
397
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,540
- Hello again.
- Driver's license.
398
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,208
Sure thing.
399
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,754
Leave your wallet at home.
400
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,339
Ugh..
401
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,008
I left my wallet at home.
402
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,649
Eh, I'm just gonna walk.
403
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,235
[instrumental music]
404
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,782
[theme music]
405
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,830
[tires screeching]
406
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,212
[instrumental music]
407
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,592
vroom
408
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,433
[music continues]
409
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,684
Beep beep!
410
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,606
ting ting
411
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,944
[instrumental music]
412
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,237
[squeaking]
413
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408
[music continues]
414
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,453
[remote control beeps]
415
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,167
[rattling]
416
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,884
[instrumental music]
417
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,099
Beep beep!
418
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,228
[fizzing]
419
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,067
[beeping]
420
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,071
[tapping]
421
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,116
[intense music]
422
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,121
[radio-controlled car beeps]
423
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,998
[crackling]
424
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,460
[car beeps]
425
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,593
[car beeps]
426
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,645
[beeping]
427
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,315
[snake rattling]
428
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,860
[crackling]
429
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,153
boom
430
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,783
thud
431
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,163
[siren blaring]
432
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,624
[honks]
433
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,084
[honking]
434
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,339
Beep beep!
435
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,217
[instrumental music]
436
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,512
One ticket. I'm a student.
437
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,098
Sir, please.
438
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,978
'Goo-goo, ga-ga.'
439
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,814
I'm a baby, and I want
to see a movie for free.
440
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,066
[instrumental music]
441
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,651
Get your hands off me!
442
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,152
I'm a licensed driver!
443
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,780
Do you have any idea who
you're dealing with?
444
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,657
I'm a licensed driver!
445
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,367
I have a license!
446
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,618
They don't just..
447
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,371
[theme music]
448
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,439
That's all, folks.
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