Original subtitles

Come on! We're gonna be late for the movie.

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What are you wearing?

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.

You're driving? You always drive!

Let me drive.

I'm not going in that thing.

It's not a "thing," it's a parade float.

It'll take us 18 hours to find a parking spot. I'm driving.

You think you get to make all the decisions?

What are you, the man in the relationship?

We're not in a relationship.

Well, guess what? I'm a man, too!

And today, this man is going to drive you to the movies

and buy your ticket.

So you can just leave your wallet and keys here

because this man is wearing the pants today.

Oops! Almost forgot my purse.

Come on, you big lug!

[theme music]

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You really gonna buy my movie ticket?

Of course!

Here, put these on.

Is this a diaper?

Babies get in free. Tsk.

Aaah! Ho!

Daffy! That was a stop sign.

[siren wailing]

Relax.

I have a way with cops.

Oh! Hello, officer jerk-face!

I didn't recognize you away from the donut shop.

I guess you can't catch real criminals

so instead you just harass innocent citizens!

What a waste of my tax dollars!

Can I see your driver's license?

My what?

Just give him your driver's license.

What's a driver's license?

You don't have a driver's license?

Sir, you're not allowed to operate

a vehicle without a driver's license.

Please step out of the car

I'm gonna have to have it towed.

Towed?

But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl.

And this is my baby brother.

Put on the diaper!

You can get your vehicle back..

...when you get a driver's license.

[engine revving]

You're gonna scratch it!

[whimpering]

[screaming]

What a man.

[cellphone ringing]

- Hey, Lola. - 'Hey, Bugs! Whatcha doin'?'

Standing on the side of the road.

Fun. Oh, my gosh.

Uh! you're never gonna believe this.

There is a guy standing on the side of the road

who looks just like you.

- I'm about to hit him. - Huh!

[tires screeching]

You look just like my boyfriend!

You poor thing, I can't believe

Daffy was driving without a driver's license.

- That is so irresponsible.. - Ah-huh!

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[cars screeching & honking]

Lola!

[police siren blaring]

That was a red light.

Ooh, I can't go to jail!

I'm too pretty! I won't last a day!

No, no, I-I'll lift weights. I'll get really muscular.

My voice will get really deep.

I'll run the place.

[tapping]

Hi, officer.

Can I see your driver's license?

Absolutely. Just one second.

Hold on, let me see here..

Oh, here we go. Oh, no, wait.

That's my credit card.

[clicks]

Here we go. Oh, nope.

That's a recipe for salmon balls.

They're really good. Here it is..

Oh, no, that's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card.

Two more and I get a free waffle cone. Mmm..

Oh, here it is. It was hiding.

Oh, no, wait, that's a picture of Bugs.

Isn't he cute?

smack

Here it is, wait, ugh

that's a basketball card.

Manu Ginobili.

I love Manu Ginobili.

Oh, here it is! Oops, fortune cookie fortune.

"You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend."

How does the cookie know that? That's crazy.

- I'm sorry, what did you want? - Your driver's license.

Oh, yeah, I don't have one of those.

smack

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This is stupid.

Sorry, I just gotta talk to my wife real quick.

You know, personal matter.

Daffy Duck. Give me a driver's license.

Well, you need to take a test.

A test?

What is this, communist Russia?

Next you're gonna to tell me I need to take a test to breathe?

Or to practice law?

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Finished.

You can take the test right over there.

I thought that was the test.

That was the application to take the test.

What? Those questions were impossible!

Address, date of birth

who has that stuff memorized?

I didn't know what to put for gender.

Here's a study guide.

I don't need your propaganda!

Well, maybe I'll just skim it.

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Thank goodness you were here.

That was a really hard test.

That's the application!

You take the test over there.

Would you like a study guide?

Naah, I think I'm good.

She'll take the study guide.

What is the speed limit in a residential area?

When are roads the most slippery?

Who is allowed to park in a handicapped spot?

This is even harder than the application!

No talking.

Ronald Regan was right.

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, interesting. Okay, makes sense.

So, that's a good rule. Yep, got it!

Okay, I'm ready to take the test.

You, uh, read that awfully fast.

- You sure? - Uh, does a red light mean go?

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I failed?

How did I fail?

Well, you marked C for every answer.

Do you know who I am?

I'm Daffy Duck!

D...Duck?

What do you think the "D" in DMV stands for?

It stands for "Department."

Well, that's my middle name.

Daffy "Department" Duck.

Sir, you can take the test again.

Y-you get two chances.

Good to see my name still carries

a little weight around here.

Lola? What are you doing here?

Oh, I don't have a driver's license.

Hmph, irresponsible.

You can't cross two double yellow lines?

Huh! I didn't know that.

[cellphone ringing] Hello?

(Lola) 'Are you allowed to drive in a bike lane?'

Lola, you can't call me you're taking a test.

[whispering] Just yes or no?

I'm not helping you cheat.

[cellphone ringing]

I said I'm not helping you cheat!

(Daffy) 'Are you allowed to park in a handicapped space?'

- Daffy? - Yes or no?

- It's a simple hard question. - No!

Of course you're not allowed to park in a handicapped space!

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What is this, communist Russia?

[phone ringing]

- Eh, hello? - Hey, Pork.

- Oh, hi, B-Bugs. - What are you doing?

Oh, uh, just uh, pla-pi-e, picking up my dry cleaning.

(male #1) 'Would you like fries with that?'

(Porky) 'Ha-ha-ha, w-why would I want'

'fries with my dry cleaning? Heh'

'Yes, jumbo fries.'

Could you give me a ride?

'I'm stuck at the DMV.'

- It's, it's, sure. - 'Uh, just one thing.'

You have your driver's license, right?

- O-of course I do. - 'Great.'

(male #1) 'Are you gonna want any ketchup'

'with your fries?'

[phone beeps]

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

- Hello? - 'Where are you?'

O-oh, sorry, t-they messed up my order.

U-uh, I mean, my d-d-d-ry cleaning.

'O-o-oh, there you are.'

B-but what are you doing at the DMV?

[police siren]

[chomping]

Driver's license?

W-w-what'd I do?

I've never been pulled over for anything!

Uh, I follow the r-r-rules of the road.

S-s-s-safety first.

You can't talk on a cell phone while driving

without a hands-free device.

- Eh, s-since when? - July 1st.

Ahh! I voted for that!

Also, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.

- Eh, w-w-why? - Your license is expired.

Aaah!

'O-oh, I know that one. Oh, t-that's an easy one.'

'W-who wouldn't know t-that one?'

And...done.

Oh!

Uh, D-Daffy?

Oh, hey, Porky. What are you doing here?

M-my d-driver's license expired.

So irresponsible.

Hello again.

I think you'll really enjoy grading this.

Tsk!

You passed!

Y-you got a perfect score!

That's because I'm passionate about the material.

Now give me my license.

That was the written test, you still need

to pass the driver's test.

Driver's test!

How am I gonna cheat on a driver's test?

I'm sorry, you failed.

Eh, w-what?

T-t-that's impossible.

Uh, I read t-the rules of the road

every night before b-bed.

You get to take it one more time.

Maybe this time, don't answer B for every question.

Ummh..

(Speedy) 'Bueno, this is Speedy.'

(Bugs) 'Hey, Speedy, it's Bugs.'

'Let me ask you something.'

'Do you have a valid driver's license?'

(male #2) 'Next!'

I didn't know you worked here.

Eh, double dip recession.

Gotta get them multiple revenue streams.

You know, we could probably make this a lot easier

on both of us, if you just wanted to pass me right now.

You know, seeing that we're neighbors and all.

Son, you're barking up the wrong tree.

I take my job very seriously.

And I gotta warn ya..

...I'm a real stickler.

If you make one, just one

itsy-bitsy mistake

you're a gonna fail.

[cackling]

Ooh...aah..

You don't happen to have a phone book

I could sit on, do you?

Ey-eh that's right, yeah t-that's right.

T-these are all right.

I have to pass..

- L-Lola! - Oh, hi, Porky.

- What are you doing here? - Ahh..

My driver's license expired.

Mm-mm. You and Daffy.

So irresponsible.

Hi, sorry that took so long. I'm a little nervous.

I'm not a really good test taker.

I'm more of a test giver.

Or a test watcher. Or a taste tester.

You passed. Perfect score.

Oh, my gosh, I did?

I'm a really good test taker.

[instrumental music]

- You failed again. - Wh-what?

What's happening? Eh, let me take another one.

I'm sorry, sir. You only get two chances.

D-d-did I at least come close?

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Turn left at the next intersection.

[cars screeching and honking]

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How'd that go?

Great.

[tires screeching]

[honking]

[engine revving]

How am I supposed to get in that?

Get in it? All you asked was if I had a valid driver's license.

And to meet you at the DMV.

You wanted a ride? I'm not a taxi driver, man.

I'm in the middle of a lunch rush!

[engine revving]

Ayh!

[tire screeching]

[speaking in foreign language]

Idiota!

[gasping]

Aye, gringos.

[music continues]

- 'So are we parallel parked?' - Mm-hm.

This driver's test is graded

on a scale of one to a hundred.

And considering the type of driving you just did

what grade would you give yourself?

Hundred.

I get that one a lot.

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Oh...this is embarrassing.

- Next! - Hi!

Cool your jets, blondie.

I'm a real stickler.

You look familiar.

'"Yosemite".'

It's Yosemite.

Oh, like the national park!

You know, I was named after a national park.

Oh, no, wait, sorry, I wasn't named after a national park.

I was named after my grandmother.

Oh, no, wait, my grandmother's name is Betty not Lola.

'Wait, there's a national park named Betty?'

- Can you just take a right? - A right?

Yosemite, I just got a perfect score on my written test.

I think I can do a little more than take a right.

[car revving]

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[tires screeching]

[music continues]

[car honking]

[both screaming]

Whoaa!

Tsk!

'Huh?'

[jet engine whooshing]

[crow cawing]

[music continues]

[train honking]

[tires screeching]

[ship honking]

[car cruising]

[police siren]

[tires screeching]

Did I pass?

Hello!

Yeah, I passed.

Oh, now I know why you look familiar.

You're Bugs' neighbor!

He told me so much about you.

He's not a fan.

I can't believe they named a national park after that guy.

[groaning]

I'm not gonna kill you.

You get your license?

Uh, uh, I failed.

T-t-twice!

So you'll take the test again next week.

N-n-n-no way. Uh, um, I'm done driving.

T-t-the only people who deserve a driver's license

are responsible, l-law abiding citizens

who k-k-know the rules of the road.

Oww!

Licensed driver comin' through!

Whoo! Out of my way!

Licensed driver! 100%!

Well, there's an exception to every rule.

I got my driver's license! Whoo-hoo!

- Maybe two exceptions. - Look, bun bun!

I'm an organ donor. Are you an organ donor?

You wanna give each other our organs?

- Ehh.. - Well.

We can decide later. You ready to go?

Be my first passenger as a licensed driver!

Thanks, but I have to drive Porky home.

[whispering] He didn't pass.

Oh, stay strong. You'll get through this.

I know, I've been there. But I'm not there anymore!

Whoo-hoo! Driver's license!

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How do you get out of this place?

Here we go!

B-B-Bugs!

[police siren blaring]

What did I do?

Y-y-you can't cross two double yellow lines.

Oh! I just read that!

[police siren blaring]

- Hello again. - Driver's license.

Sure thing.

Leave your wallet at home.

Ugh..

I left my wallet at home.

Eh, I'm just gonna walk.

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

vroom

[music continues]

Beep beep!

ting ting

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[squeaking]

[music continues]

[remote control beeps]

[rattling]

[instrumental music]

Beep beep!

[fizzing]

[beeping]

[tapping]

[intense music]

[radio-controlled car beeps]

[crackling]

[car beeps]

[car beeps]

[beeping]

[snake rattling]

[crackling]

boom

thud

[siren blaring]

[honks]

[honking]

Beep beep!

[instrumental music]

One ticket. I'm a student.

Sir, please.

'Goo-goo, ga-ga.'

I'm a baby, and I want to see a movie for free.

[instrumental music]

Get your hands off me!

I'm a licensed driver!

Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

I'm a licensed driver!

I have a license!

They don't just..

[theme music]

That's all, folks.