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[Daffy snoring]
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[instrumental music]
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[beep]
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[Daffy snoring]
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Hey, wake up.
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Come on.
You're snoring. Wake up.
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[snoring]
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Daffy, wake up!
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[snoring]
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Alright, fine.
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[snoring]
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[snoring continues]
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[sighs]
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Do you need to sigh so loudly?
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I'm trying to sleep!
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[snoring]
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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[munching]
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You look terrible.
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You should get more sleep.
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More sleep?
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I can't get any sleep
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because of your snoring.
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What? I've tried everything.
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Breathing strips, mouth guards,
eye patches, jockstraps.
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Self tanner, canker sore cream,
and I still snore.
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Really? Canker sore cream
didn't work?
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What's the big deal?
I snore. You brush your teeth.
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We all have our little quirks.
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Daffy, you gotta see someone
about your snoring.
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It's a problem.
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Not a problem for me.
I sleep great.
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Well, it's a problem for me.
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And I know just how to fix it
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permanently.
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[intense music]
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How is standing on the ledge
of a high-rise building
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gonna fix my snoring?
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Oh, right.
Snoring.
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[elevator bell dings]
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What's this doctor's name again?
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- Dr. Weisberg.
- Weisberg.
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- What is that, Irish?
- Uh!
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Hey, that's Porky's office.
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Murphy and Associates.
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Murphy.
What is that, Jewish?
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- What are you doing?
- Recipes.
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- You don't cook.
- Well, I don't have the time.
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But "7-Minute Meals"
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it's perfect
for busy moms like me.
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Oh!
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I'm gonna go visit Porky.
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Fine, more salmon balls for me.
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This is taking forever.
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- Where's the bathroom?
- Right down the hall.
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Oh, you need a key.
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A key to go to the bathroom?
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What, you don't trust me?
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You think I'm gonna
steal your toilet?
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Uh! What happened
to this country?
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[Bugs speaking hoarsely]
'Porky, can I see you
in my office?'
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[stuttering]
Wh-Wh-Wh..
What'd I do?
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[laughing]
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B-Bugs, wh-what
are you doing here?
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[normal]
I was gonna push Daffy
off the roof.
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Wow, look at you.
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You got your own cubicle.
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A computer..
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- Uh, p-please don't.
- A phone.
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[imitating Porky]
Th-Th-Th..
This is Porky Pig.
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[gasps]
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Pencil sharpener.
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Tape dispenser.
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What a fun job.
You must love working here.
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If by love, you mean hate
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sitting in this
soul-sucking cave.
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Counting every minute
until the we-weekend
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and then dreading every minute
until M-Monday.
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Then, yes, I love working here.
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Spittin' image.
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[keys clacking]
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- Oh, uh, who works there?
- No one. It's empty.
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Mm-hmm.
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(Daffy)
'My point is if someone
wants to steal a toilet'
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'they're gonna steal a toilet.'
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Let's just agree
to disagree, okay?
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- I don't agree to that.
- Alright.
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Looks like you've got
a deviated septum.
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There is nothing wrong
with my septum! What's a septum?
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It's what separates the right
and the left side of the nose.
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Yours is too far to the right
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which is causing your snoring.
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- Can you fix it?
- Easily.
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It's a piece of cake.
A very simple procedure.
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And, if you'd like,
while I'm at it
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I could smooth out
that bump in your beak.
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I don't have a bump
in my beak.
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[gasps]
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I'm hideous.
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Where'd you get that?
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Why didn't you tell me
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I have a bump on my beak?
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I never noticed a bump.
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Do not patronize me!
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If there is
something wrong with me
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that I don't know about,
then you owe it to me
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as my best friend
to tell me!
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Alright.
You're a narcissist.
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You're a sociopath.
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'You're probably a psychopath.'
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'You're a..'
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You're paranoid, sexist
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and you make fun of the elderly.
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Those are just quirks!
Endearing quirks!
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I'm talking about something
important, my appearance.
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And if you won't be
honest with me
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then I'll find someone who will.
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Here, take this home for me.
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It's a really good toilet.
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Did you want these in color
or black and white?
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- Aah!
- Do I have a bump on my beak?
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Oh, yeah, it's huge.
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First thing
I ever noticed about you.
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[gasps]
I can't have a bump on my beak!
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I can't have an imperfection!
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I allow no imperfections!
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What are you talking about?
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You're nothing
but imperfections.
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Name a perfection.
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What are you looking at?
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[gasps]
It's my bump, isn't it?
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Don't look at me.
I'm a monster!
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Aah-ha-ha-ha!
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Oops, sorry.
Didn't mean to bump into you.
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Oh! Aah-ah!
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It's okay.
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It's just a bump
in the road.
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Oh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Careful, that sidewalk's
pretty bumpy.
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[gasps]
Oh!
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♪ Bump bump bump bump ♪
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♪ Bump bump bump ♪♪
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- Bump.
- Bump.
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- Bump!
- Bump!
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[screaming]
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No! No!
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[Daffy grunts]
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Hey, man, you got
a big bump on your beak.
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Aah-ha-ho! Oh-ha-ho!
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[horn blaring]
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[instrumental music]
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[elevator bell dings]
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Murphy and Associates.
Please hold.
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Thank you for your holding.
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[computer beeps]
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[sighs]
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What's up, doc?
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Bugs? W-why are you here?
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I don't know.
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Maybe because I work here.
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Eh, but-but you're not
an accountant.
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Nope, but evidently
I have great people skills.
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'So what are you working on?'
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The Papadopoulos returns.
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It's the most complex,
tedious tax return
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and I get stuck
with it every year.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Those taxes aren't
gonna return themselves.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Return those taxes
Return those taxes ♪
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♪ Return 'em
Return 'em ♪
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♪ Return those taxes
Report that income ♪
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♪ Find those deductions ♪
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♪ Itemize those expenses ♪♪
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I want to look like this.
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This is a recipe
for salmon balls.
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Gimme that. I haven't
had time to make those.
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Seven minutes?
They're out of their minds.
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I want to look like this.
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First of all, that's a woman.
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Second of all, that's a nose.
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'You have a beak.'
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You know, your bedside manner
could use some work.
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Smaller.
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Smaller. Smaller.
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Anything smaller would be
too drastic a change.
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The drasticer, the better.
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- Ha ha ha!
- Hmm.
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When do you wanna have it done?
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Now!
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Sorry, you have
a very slappable face.
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Porky's gonna love these.
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Hey, I didn't hear you
snore last night.
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I guess the procedure
was a success.
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It'll be a success
when these bandages come off
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and I show the world
the new me.
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Soon, I will be on the outside
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what I've always been
on the inside.
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Perfect, like a diamond
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'or a pearl, or a pearl
with a diamond inside.'
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And now the pearl outside
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is being replaced by diamond.
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So that there is diamond
on the inside
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and now finally,
a matching diamond
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on the outside.
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Well, all I care about
is the not snoring.
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I'm off to work!
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Work? I don't remember
Bugs having a job.
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Has he always had a job?
I wonder what he does.
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I bet he's a dentist.
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[laughing]
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Lame! Ha ha ha!
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Got any rubber bands?
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Thanks.
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Scissors?
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Thanks.
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Tape?
Thanks.
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(Bugs Bunny)
Pencils?
Thanks.
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I only needed
the erasers.
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Hey, Pork,
you got a second?
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[stammering]
Bugs, I'm trying to work.
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(Bugs as woman)
'Ha ha!
Hi, my name's Diane.'
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I'm Mr. Bunny's new secretary.
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'Oh, can I get you
a cup of coffee?'
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Stop it!
You're hurting me. Aah!
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B-Bugs, q-quit it.
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What? I'm just having fun.
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Y-you're not supposed
to be having fun.
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You're supposed to be working.
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- Why can't I do both?
- Uh, huh?
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Porky, the average person
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spends a third
of their life at work.
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Why would you want
to waste a third
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of your life being miserable?
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Are-are you saying
I should, uh, quit?
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No! I'm saying that
you need to make work fun.
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I d-don't know, Bugs.
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(as woman)
Well, I think
it's a great idea.
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[both laughing]
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Are you ready
to see the new you?
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My middle name is Ready.
Actually it's Sheldon.
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I tried going with Armando for
a while, but it never caught on.
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'Probably 'cause your
middle name doesn't come up'
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'in conversation very much.'
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'I tried working it in, but--'
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- Holy..
- Aah!
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What is it? How do I look?
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[gasps]
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[sobbing]
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I'm gorgeous!
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Got any paper clips?
I used all mine.
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Thanks.
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Is that a chandelier
made of paper clips?
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You were right, Bugs.
W-work can be fun.
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,251
[laughing]
261
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,879
[Daffy whistling]
262
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,297
[gasps]
263
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,929
Hello, world.
264
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,974
I'm about to make you
a whole lot prettier.
265
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,851
[whistling]
266
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,645
[baby cooing]
267
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,649
(Daffy)
Hello, little baby.
268
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,652
[crying]
269
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,819
Oh-h!
270
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,072
[cell phone beeping]
271
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,365
Tina, it's Daffy.
272
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,158
Meet me at the sunset room
in an hour.
273
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,161
And look good.
I do.
274
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,205
[whistling]
275
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,922
I'm looking for my boyfriend.
He's a little black duck.
276
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,215
A duck?
277
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,008
[laughing]
278
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,469
Well, I wasn't sure
what that was.
279
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,389
We put him in the way back.
280
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,229
Kinda fancy for lunch.
281
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,273
What's the occasion?
282
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,819
I'm the occasion.
283
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,321
[spits]
284
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,407
What happened to you?
285
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,908
I got a beak job.
286
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,452
Look, no bump.
287
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,954
You messed up your whole face
288
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,290
just to get rid
of a stupid bump?
289
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,749
You look crazy!
290
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,334
If I look so crazy
291
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,545
how come everyone's
staring at me?
292
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,674
Because you look crazy.
293
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,551
Daffy, I liked your old beak.
294
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,137
But my old beak
had an imperfection.
295
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,514
And when it comes
to my appearance
296
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,393
there can be no imperfections.
297
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,438
Well, it looks like
a dog ate your face.
298
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,606
I liked your bump.
299
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,316
I like all your imperfections.
300
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,609
Well, not all of them.
301
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,403
Your imperfections
are what make you you.
302
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,655
And I like you.
303
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,949
Oh, I get it.
304
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,702
You're jealous because I have
this perfect little beak
305
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,747
and you have
that giant nightmare.
306
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,998
bam
307
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,666
[Daffy groans]
308
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,835
'Call Dr. Weisberg!'
309
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,507
(Porky)
Uh, co-come into
the conference room.
310
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,676
A-and bring
the paper aeroplane.
311
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,558
I give you
M-Murphy and Associates
312
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,062
'international paper airport!'
313
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,525
A-and you are cleared
for landing.
314
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,365
Porky, how long
did this take you?
315
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,617
[laughs]
Hours.
316
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,118
It's all I've been doing
since lunch.
317
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,120
[laughs]
Pretty fun. Ha!
318
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,331
I know I said
to make work fun
319
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,124
but you still
gotta do your work.
320
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,378
What about
the Papadopoulos returns?
321
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,922
The Papadopoulos returns!
322
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,715
[instrumental music]
323
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,558
[whirring]
324
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,899
Wow! Paper baggage handlers.
325
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,736
- Mr. Murphy.
- What is this?
326
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,405
It's a paper airport.
327
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,658
Have you seen Porky?
I need the Papadopoulos returns.
328
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,369
[stammering]
This just in.
329
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,162
All flights have been grounded..
330
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,373
...d-due to snow!
331
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,541
Ha ha! Yippee! Ha ha!
332
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,377
[laughing]
333
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,047
'Ho-ho! Jingle bells!
Ha-ha! Oh-oh!'
334
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,549
You're fired.
335
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,971
(as woman)
Oh! Am I fired, too?
336
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,933
(Weisberg)
Lucky for you,
I saved your old beak.
337
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,269
Lucky? It still has the bump!
338
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,229
And is it a little crooked?
339
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,567
Eh, good enough.
340
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,486
Sorry about that, Porky.
341
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,697
Don't be sorry, you've shown me
that life's too short
342
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,866
to have a j-job I don't enjoy.
343
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,784
Huh. That's great.
344
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,120
You've shown me
that I can do anything.
345
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,164
I can get any job I want.
346
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,124
Well, I-I didn't say that.
347
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,293
Uh, you-you've shown me that
as long as I'm having fun
348
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,128
I can be anything
I want to be.
349
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,173
I can be the president
of the United States.
350
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,758
Porky.
351
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,634
Porky Pig is going
to be president
352
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,846
of the Un-United States.
353
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,306
That's nice.
354
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,974
(Daffy)
'What are you guys doing here?'
355
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642
We-we used to work here.
356
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,812
You're a dentist, too?
357
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,647
[laughing]
358
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,107
Lame!
359
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,651
[elevator bell dings]
360
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,695
[Daffy screaming]
361
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,824
[stuttering]
W-h-h-hat?
362
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,284
All I said was
I ne-never noticed
363
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,411
the bump
on his be-beak before.
364
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,041
[theme music]
365
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,589
[instrumental music]
366
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,566
[explosion]
367
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,409
[dramatic music]
368
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,372
slurps
369
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,499
[rumbling]
370
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,859
[music continues]
371
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,975
[music continues]
372
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,387
[clapping]
373
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,649
Meep-meep!
374
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,031
I-I'm just so excited about
this new chapter in my life.
375
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,326
Eh, w-work should be fun.
Life should be fun.
376
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,411
M-more tea, Diane?
377
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,542
Do-do you take cream or sugar?
378
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:56,672
Diane? Do-do you
take cream or sugar?
379
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,423
D-Diane?
380
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,010
'Diane? Cream or sugar?'
381
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,638
'Diane?'
382
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,847
'Diane?'
383
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,977
[theme music]
384
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,546
On a final note..
385
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,340
Kids, don't forget
to eat your broccoli.
386
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,092
It's good for you.
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