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[instrumental music]
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Let's see what's for breakfast.
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Hmm.
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What have we here?
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Yuck.
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Does he have to put
carrots in everything?
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What are you doing?
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Aah-h!
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Eh, that wasn't
an over-reaction.
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[theme music]
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You know that pie
was for tonight's dinner party.
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What dinner party?
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- You kidding?
- What?
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Uh, the dinner party
we're having
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so you can apologize
to all of our neighbors.
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What do I have
to apologize for?
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How about for what you did
on the 4th of July?
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Happy 4th of July.
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swoosh
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boom
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boom
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Hey, freedom isn't free.
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And for what you did on Easter.
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Happy Easter!
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Aah.
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I don't know
what the big deal was.
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They were cage-free eggs.
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And for what you did
on Columbus Day.
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Happy Columbus Day!
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[rats squeaking]
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Wha-a-t?
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The rats represented the Nina
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the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
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If they didn't get it,
that's their problem.
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Besides, what do you care
if the neighbors hate me?
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I care because
this is my house.
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And one of these days,
one of the neighbors
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is gonna file a lawsuit against
me for something that you did.
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Relax.
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It's not like I'm gonna
live here forever.
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If you're so worried about
getting sued, I'll apologize.
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But come on, have a little
faith in our neighbors.
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slurp
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Aah, the suburbs.
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Fostering the illusion
of success since 1950.
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slurp
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My newspaper?
It's been stolen.
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crash
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Daffy. Daffy.
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click
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bash
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bash
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bash
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bash
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What are we doing this for?
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I don't know.
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Let's see.
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I came out here
to get my newspaper.
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It wasn't there
and then I realized..
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Someone stole my newspaper.
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crash
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bash
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What are you so upset about?
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I've never even seen
you read the paper.
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I don't read it. I do what
normal people do with it.
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Day by day, slowly build
a paper mache parade float.
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What parade are you in?
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I'm not in a parade.
I am the parade.
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What did your parents do to you?
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Bugsy old pal,
there is a thief among us.
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You just told me
to have faith in our neighbors
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and now you're insinuating that
one of them stole your paper?
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I'm not insinuating anything.
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I'm simply implying in
an unscrupulous and cowardly way
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that one of our neighbors
is a thief.
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You're crazy.
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- Am I?
- Yes.
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- Am I?
- Yes.
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- Am I?
- Yes.
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Daffy, no one stole
your newspaper.
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Where're you going?
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I'm letting everyone know
what time the dinner party is.
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Oh, I-I'll come with you.
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Daffy, you're not gonna
accuse the neighbors.
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No. I just wanna
get some fresh air.
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What did you think?
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I was gonna start throwing
accusations around?
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Pfft, silly you.
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Give me a little
more credit than that.
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[knocks on door]
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Oh, oh-ho-ho, hello.
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Knock off
the pleasantries, grandma.
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I know you stole my newspaper.
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I-I'd ask you
to forgive my friend.
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But we'll be doing a lot of that
at the dinner party tonight
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which by the way,
is at 8 o'clock.
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See you then.
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I know you stole my newspaper.
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Your shoe shaper?
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My newspaper.
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What is a shoe shaper?
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[dog barking]
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[knocks on door]
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What do you want, rabbit?
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Just wanted to remind you
about tonight's dinner party.
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You mean, let's all forget
about the horrible things
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Daffy Duck has done party?
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Yeah, I'll be there,
once I get a better offer.
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I've got an offer for you.
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Give me back my paper.
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Yosemite Sam's a lot of things.
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A liar, a cheat,
a false witness, a sore loser
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a bad friend,
a shady businessman
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'a blamer, a flimflammer'
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a hornswoggler,
I'm cheap and I steals things.
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But I am no thief.
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Now, good day, sirs.
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- What time's dinner?
- 8 o'clock sharp.
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Go home.
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Fine.
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Now.
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I'm going.
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What?
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I want to watch
you go home.
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[laughs]
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You have some serious
trust issues.
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You should get help, man.
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[crows cawing]
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Oh, uh, were you about
to, uh, go somewhere?
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What? You mean the broom? No.
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I'm cleanin' my house.
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I drive a minivan.
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I'm sneaking around
a witch's house alone
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looking for a newspaper.
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What am I doing?
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[wolf howling]
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Take a deep breath.
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[crows cawing]
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It's just a house.
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A normal everyday witch's house.
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There's nothing to be afraid of.
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[screams]
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So, I'll see you at 8:00?
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I'm making carrot pie.
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Pie?
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Don't you mean carrot cake?
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[screams frantically]
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[engine starts]
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crash
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[tire squeals]
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bang
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bang
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[alarm blaring]
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Mm, mm-mm, that duck's
apology list is gettin' long.
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So, after all that, I still
don't know which neighbor
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stole my newspaper.
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Interesting.
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I have one question.
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[stutters]
Why don't you just
get another paper?
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It's the principle.
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I hold myself to an extremely
high moral standard.
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I treat people
and their things with respect
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and I place the virtue
of trust above all else.
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[stutters]
No, you don't.
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Well, I expect it from others.
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Come on, you're
the only one who can help me
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solve the mystery.
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Don't tell Bugs,
but you're my smartest friend.
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[stutters]
Mystery, huh?
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You know, the key to a good
mystery is the ending.
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And, nine out of ten
mystery novels
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end the same way.
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With a semi-flattering
photo of the author?
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[stutters]
They end with all the suspects
gathered under one roof
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in what they think is
an innocent dinner party?
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I-isn't that an elaborate trap?
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Wait, we're having
a dinner party
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for the neighbors tonight.
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That's perfect.
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Yeah, at tonight's dinner party,
I can invite everyone to another
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dinner party where I could
spring my elaborate trap.
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Huh.
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Or you could just
spring your elaborate trap
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at tonight's dinner party.
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Great idea.
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I'm glad I thought of it.
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Hmm, maybe
I'm my smartest friend.
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[Tasmanian Devil grunting]
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♪ Oh there's a rumble
in the backyard ♪
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♪ It's a shakin'
twistin' clown ♪
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♪ Seems someone's pet
is getting way upset ♪
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♪ Oh there's something
awful loud ♪
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♪ He just swallowed
up his doghouse ♪
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♪ Knocked a barbecue
into space ♪
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♪ Then he sucked up
Bugs' swimming pool ♪
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♪ And spit out a tidal wave ♪
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♪ Tasmanian Meltdown comin' ♪
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♪ Tasmanian Meltdown comin' ♪
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♪ Well you better
start runnin' ♪
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♪ When the ground
starts hummin' ♪
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♪ There's a meltdown comin' ♪
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♪ I don't know
what sets him off ♪
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I don't know.
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♪ Is he upset about a girl? ♪
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No.
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♪ It's anyone's guess ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's not the best
communicator in the world ♪
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Don't judge me.
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♪ We'd love to get him
to settle down ♪
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♪ But he just scratched
through the wall ♪
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♪ He got the police
chasing after him ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's headed
for the mall ♪
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♪ Tasmanian Meltdown comin' ♪
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♪ It's like
a hurricane comin' ♪♪
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Oo-ha-ha-ha.
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Pfft.
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[dog barking in distance]
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I can't believe
I have to make another pie.
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What're you doing?
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You're supposed
to be getting ready
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for the dinner party.
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Oh, I'm ready for
the dinner party, alright.
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What does that mean?
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- Nothing.
- Did you set the table?
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Oh, I've set more
than the table.
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- What does that mean?
- Nothing.
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Did you keep the table simple?
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It shouldn't look too elaborate.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho, the table's
not going to be the thing
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that's elaborate.
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[snickering]
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- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
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[doorbell rings]
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Welcome, suspects.
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I mean, neighbors.
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[maniacal laughter]
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I guess no one's ever
heard of maniacal laughter.
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I guess no one's ever heard
of bringin' a gift either.
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I just wanna thank everybody for
coming to Daffy's apology party.
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I hope that after tonight,
we can all agree
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to let bygones be bygones.
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ding
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Ooh, and I've got
a carrot pie in the oven.
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So, save room.
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Carrot pie?
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Oh, I hope it's okay
that I brought my son.
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It's so hard to get
a sitter these days.
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Please let there be other women
coming to this thing.
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(Daffy on speaker)
'Greetings, everybody.'
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'As neighbors you think
you know each other well.'
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'But what you don't know
is that one of you..'
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...is a thief.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, it's one of those fun,
mystery dinner parties.
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Let us begin.
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Everyone pick up your plates.
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Uh, scary voice,
my son doesn't have a plate.
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(Daffy)
'Hold on.'
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Here.
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Thank you.
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Where's the bathroom?
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Just hold it.
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(Daffy)
'Now, under your plate,
you'll find a number.'
264
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,651
Ain't no numbers
on these things.
265
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,819
(Daffy)
'What!'
266
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:16,712
(Daffy)
'Now, one of you has a plate
with the number five on it.'
267
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,632
'Who has the number five?'
268
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,176
- I do.
- So do I.
269
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,844
(Daffy)
How did that happen?
270
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,766
There, now you have a three.
271
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,643
I have a three.
272
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,769
Ohh.
273
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,610
[laughs]
What a fun party.
274
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,737
Everyone getting along?
275
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,739
Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, yes.
276
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:48,202
The voice is having us
do lots of things.
277
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,037
That's nice.
278
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,581
I, uh, think I smell
burning carrots.
279
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,166
Huh! My pie!
280
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,668
Quick, what number
do you have again?
281
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,920
Uh, uh, five.
282
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,672
Okay, you two switch plates.
283
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,676
Now, what number do you have?
284
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,177
Five.
285
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,262
Huh.
286
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,265
Open your eyes, grandma.
287
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,349
It's clearly a three.
288
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,392
You're a three.
289
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,601
I'm a three.
290
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,852
Why are you three?
291
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,604
I have no idea.
292
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,981
Do you want me to be a three?
293
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,816
Yes, thank you.
294
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,902
Finally, someone is cooperating.
295
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,029
[inhales deeply]
296
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:29,368
Now, who has the number three?
297
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,876
I'm hungry. Can we eat first
and then play the game?
298
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,170
It's not a game.
It's a trap.
299
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,339
An elaborate trap designed
to extract a confession
300
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,049
'from one of you dirty thieves.'
301
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,969
And then, we'll have
an apology party, alright.
302
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,597
But the apologies
are gonna be to me.
303
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,600
Now, one of you
stole my newspaper. Confess.
304
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,143
[all gasp]
305
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,520
Really? You're really
going there?
306
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,147
Yeah, I'm going there.
307
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,732
Where is he going?
308
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:03,611
Because if you go there,
I will go there.
309
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,905
And you do not wanna be there
when I get there.
310
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,034
Because when I get there,
I will be so there
311
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:13,412
that you will wish
you'd stayed right here.
312
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,748
Me? What about you?
313
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,958
You don't care about
your neighbors.
314
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,419
You're just scared
one of them's gonna sue you.
315
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,380
[nervous chuckle]
You're crazy.
316
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,548
I'm crazy?
317
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,925
You're the one
who made carrot pie.
318
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,594
I mean, carrot pie?
319
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,220
Ever heard of carrot cake?
320
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,223
That's an actual dessert,
made with carrots.
321
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,852
And do you make it?
No. You make carrot pie.
322
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:39,104
A thing no one eats.
323
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,573
Mmm, mmm.
324
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,327
Mmm, mmm. Mmm.
325
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,168
This party blows,
I'm goin' home.
326
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,921
Well, I'm not goin' anywhere
until I get an apology
327
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,090
for everything
this fool has done.
328
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,967
I mean, turnin' a bunch of rats
loose on Columbus Day.
329
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,469
Who does that?
330
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,847
The same jackanapes who darn
near burned my house down.
331
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,308
And by the way,
you don't go accusin'
332
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,019
your neighbors as stealin'
somethin' without any evidence.
333
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,814
Especially somethin'
as dumb as a newspaper.
334
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,608
I mean, come on,
read the internet.
335
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,695
For the last time,
I don't read it.
336
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,072
Hasn't anyone seen
my parade float?
337
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,950
You heard the witch,
uh, I mean, lady.
338
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,411
You owes us all an apology.
339
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,914
Well, say you're sorry.
340
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,874
Uh..
341
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,210
You can't say it,
can you?
342
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,088
I can say it, uh..
343
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,340
Then say it.
344
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,968
I'm sally.
345
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,762
Did you just say you're Sally?
346
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,972
I'm saggy.
347
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,974
You're saggy?
348
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,392
I'm sarmee.
349
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312
You're the worst neighbor
I ever met.
350
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,856
And I should know.
351
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,526
Before I met you, I was
the worst neighbor I ever met.
352
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,944
Yeah, it's still a close call.
353
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,281
You're the biggest monster
in this neighborhood.
354
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,365
That's sayin' a lot.
355
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,950
He's an actual monster.
356
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,578
[indistinct chatter]
357
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,002
[whistles]
358
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,087
I have something to say.
359
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,340
I like him.
360
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,300
[spits]
361
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,510
My life is so boring.
362
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,306
But tonight was the most fun
I've had in years.
363
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,808
And it's all thanks to him.
364
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,894
Oh-ho-ho, well,
you've got to admit
365
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,689
our street got a lot more
interesting when he moved in.
366
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,900
Huh, that is true.
367
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,485
It was certainly
the most memorable
368
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,819
Columbus Day I ever had.
369
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,321
I've been meanin' to ask you.
370
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,325
Did the rats symbolize the
colonization of the New World
371
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,702
by comparing the arrival
of the Europeans
372
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,705
to a infestation of vermin?
373
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,499
I didn't follow any of that.
374
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,334
[laughs]
375
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,211
What? I'm serious.
376
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,463
I didn't understand
anything you just said.
377
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,340
[laughs]
378
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,428
So, let me get this straight.
379
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,680
No one wants to sue me.
380
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,681
Sue you?
381
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,974
Come on now.
382
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,810
Have a little faith
in your neighbors.
383
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,853
That's what I said.
384
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,688
Mmm.
385
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,024
Are we ever going to eat?
386
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,150
Why not?
387
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,196
I have something
I'd like to say.
388
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,579
Which one of you
stole my newspaper?
389
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,876
I'll drink to that.
390
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,170
[laughter]
391
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,011
[theme music]
392
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,436
meep meep
393
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,092
meep meep
394
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,058
No newspaper, huh?
395
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,518
Just the mail.
396
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,187
Bill, junk mail, weird charity.
397
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,357
Ho-ho-ho-ho, huh,
how many renewal notices
398
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,985
is that stupid newspaper
going to send me?
399
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,824
crash
400
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:28,412
Huh! No one stole my newspaper.
401
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,415
I forgot to renew
my subscription.
402
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,668
bash
403
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,172
Ironic. Done in by
his own creation.
404
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,134
bang
405
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,554
Oop, forgot to set
my parking brake.
406
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,931
[theme music]
407
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,666
Is this the bathroom?
408
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,668
(Daffy)
'No! Go home!'
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