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[instrumental music]
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[printer whirring]
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[ding]
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[ding ding ding]
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[ding ding ding]
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Can I help you?
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Daffy Duck, picking
up my business cards.
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How's the wizard business going?
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Great. Lots of magic, spells,
things like that.
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That'll be 215.25.
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That seems awfully high.
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Price reduce!
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Reduce!
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[grunting]
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[pop]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Now, don't forget to leave
a business card in the bowl.
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You could win a romantic
evening for two.
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[giggles]
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Right this way.
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-We'd like a table for two.
-Great.
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I'd like a pair of solid gold pants
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but I'm not bugging
you about it.
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[instrumental music]
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[telephone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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-Phone!
-Kinda got my hands full...
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So do I.
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Whoa...
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[ringing continues]
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splash
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Ooh... ah!
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I guess I have to do
everything around here.
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-Go.
[voice muttering]
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This is Daffy Duck.
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What? I won!
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A romantic evening for two!
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Seven course meal?
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Dancing? Heh, heh.
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A limousine!
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I can't believe my luck! Huh!
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How's the wizard business?
Great!
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Lots of magic, spells,
you know, things like that.
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See ya Friday night.
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What are you doing Friday night?
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-Nothing.
-Well, you are now.
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Friday night, we're gonna
get dressed to the nines,
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get picked up in a limo,
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and have a fabulous
romantic dinner.
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Daffy, what you just described is a date.
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I'm not going on a date with you.
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Oh, you're right.
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I didn't think of it that way.
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[dialing]
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Hey, Porky, wanna go
on a romantic date Friday night?
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I-I-I'd love to!
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No, you idiot.
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-Ask a woman!
-I'm so excited.
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-I'm so glad you called. I've got--
[beep]
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Ask a woman?
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But I have horrible luck with women!
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Hmm... the lobster looks good.
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We'll split a salad
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and keep the bread coming.
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Do you think I'm pretty?
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No woman should be
judged on her looks.
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But if I had to, I'd say you're about
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a four and a half.
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I'm having a really nice time.
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You have a little
something on your face.
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[squish squish squish]
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Ooh, wait.
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That's a part of your face!
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I just can't figure women out.
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Well, maybe you
need to talk to one
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and get a woman's perspective.
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That's a great idea!
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How about your girlfriend, Lola?
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Lola is not my girlfriend.
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And she's crazy.
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All women are crazy.
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Call her for me.
Hook it up.
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No. I don't wanna call her.
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Come on, hook it up.
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I'm not hooking it up.
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And who says "hook it up?"
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I do. I say hook it up.
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Hook it up. Please.
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It's one quick phone call.
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I'm begging you.
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Hook... it... up!
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[dialing]
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Hi, Bugs.
-How'd you know it was me?
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Oh, I answer every
call like this.
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Just in case it's you.
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-Sorry!
-No, i-it's okay.
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It's just a weird way to answer the--
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No, no, I wasn't talking to you.
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I almost hit an oil truck.
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Oh! Well, maybe
I'll call you at a better time.
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This is a better time.
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This is a perfect time.
What are you kidding?
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This is a perfect, better time...
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Whoa! Go on.
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Well, my friend Daffy
needs some dating advice
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and I thought maybe
you could talk to him.
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-Are you serious?
-Well, if you'd rather not...
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No, not you. I'm sorry.
I almost hit another oil truck.
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Driving is hard.
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-So you want me to help Daffy?
-Yes.
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Would that be
a nice thing for me to do?
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Yes.
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-And you like nice people?
-Yes.
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So if I help Daffy, you'll like me?
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-Uh, I guess.
-Then I'll do it!
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-Great, thanks.
-Uh-oh.
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What? You won't do it?
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No, that time I did
hit an oil truck.
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I have to go. Bye!
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[explosion]
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[car engine starting]
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[instrumental music]
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Before you can have
a successful date
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you need to understand women.
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**So I've written you
a script filled with things
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*that every woman
will wanna hear on a date.
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*If you say these things,
I guarantee that
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any woman will immediately
fall in love with you.
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-Really?
-Just say those words.
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"You are a beautiful,
beautiful woman.
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"You are the epitome of grace,
style and femininity.
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You're my best friend."
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This stuff is pretty good.
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Told you!
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"You're my best friend.
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"In fact, you're the only friend I need.
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"Here's a good idea.
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"Let's get rid
of all of our other friends
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*"and only be friends with each other.
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"Also, we should
cut off family members
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"that don't support our relationship.
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"Also, we should have jobs
where we work together
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"Because if there's one thing
I know, it's that if we drop
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"all of our friends, cut off our families
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"and work together,
we are guaranteed
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to have a perfect relationship."
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This really works on women?
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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I just... I never noticed
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how handsome... you were.
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Oh, thanks.
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You have a really big beak.
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Thank you very much.
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So... have you given any thought
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of who you want wanna invite
on your romantic date?
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I have, actually.
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-Anyone I know?
-Could be.
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You know that girl Tina,
from the copy place?
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Her beak's even
bigger than mine.
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Well, thanks for the help.
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Call me sometime!
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[laughing]
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Good one!
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[instrumental music]
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[printer whirring]
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[clears throat]
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-Yeah?
-Hi.
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Uh, I-I'm not sure
if you remember me...
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-You're the wizard, right?
-You do remember me!
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How could I forget?
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-Your check bounced.
-What?
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I'm gonna have to have a serious talk
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with my financial advisor.
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This should take care of it.
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So, uh, Tina, I was wondering
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if by any chance
you're not doing anything tonight
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which you probably are
because you're not ugly,
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but if for some reason
you're not, would you maybe possibly
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no pressure if you can't
just wondering, you know,
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would you like to go out with me?
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Maybe.
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Yeah, I'd love to.
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Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
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I said I'd love to go out with you.
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-Really?
-Yeah. It'll be fun.
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Great! I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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Don't use that money.
You'll get arrested.
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[instrumental music]
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Gotta smell nice for my date.
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Maybe another little dab.
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Safety dab.
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Hello, Daffy.
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[instrumental music]
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Huh! Lola!
What are you doing here?
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-Did you ask that girl out?
-Yeah, I did.
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So you're gonna go out with her?
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What do you even know about this girl?
She could be trouble.
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She could be dangerous,
you know, not...
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not every girl is as stable as me.
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[creak]
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No, Tina's great.
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Her name's Tina? Heh.
That's not even a real name.
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It's a made up name
like Ballswick or Kathlarg.
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I think Tina's a real name.
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Oh, she has you so duped.
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I think you should leave.
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Fine.
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But you are making a huge mistake.
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[dramatic music]
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Tina's crazy!
She's a crazy person!
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She's a crazy, fake name person
who's probably a stalker!
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[gasps]
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I'm just gonna leave
this ladder here... for later.
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I can't lose him.
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I've got to stop that date.
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And I know just how
I'm going to do it.
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Is it weird to talk to myself?
No, it's not weird.
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Think I need a haircut?
I don't know.
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You could grow out your bangs.
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Ooh, that's a good idea.
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-Hey, Lola.
-Oh, hi, Bugs.
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-How'd your talk with Daffy go?
-Great! Really great.
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Super great.
It could not have been greater.
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Wow! Well, thanks again
for doing that.
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I'll make it up to you sometime.
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How about tonight?
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-Dinner?
-Oh, uh, I don't know.
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-You gotta eat.
-Ehh...
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Come on, one dinner?
No big deal. Nothing fancy.
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-O-kay.
-Great.
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I know just the restaurant.
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It's very casual,
it's very laidback.
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This is casual and laidback?
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Who said anything about
casual and laidback?
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-Uh... you did.
-Oh-oh! Right.
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Ugh, I meant to say
fancy and uptight.
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Sometimes I get my words mixed up.
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Like I'll say "bubbles"
when I really mean "pick-up truck"
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or "jelly" when I really
mean, uh, like a "boat."
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[laughing]
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[both laughing]
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What was that for?
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Sometimes I kiss people
when I really mean to walk to my table.
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[instrumental music]
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-Oh, Mac?
-Yes, Chum?
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Could you please pass me
the cream for my cup of tea?
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-I would be delighted.
-Well, thank you!
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Not at all. Thank you
for your thank you.
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Oh, well, you're welcome
for my thank you.
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Well, thank you again.
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[both laughing]
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♪ Be polite always be nice ♪
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♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪
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♪ My aunt sent me a birthday card ♪
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♪ I was so completely charmed ♪
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♪ I seized the chanceI could not pass it ♪
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♪ I sent her a muffin basket ♪
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♪ I was at the bank today ♪
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♪ The teller sent a smile my way ♪
262
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♪ She did it with such great panache ♪
263
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♪ I gave the teller all my cash ♪
264
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♪ Be polite always be nice ♪
265
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♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪
266
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♪ When helping Granny cross the street ♪
267
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♪ Take the timeto massage her feet ♪
268
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♪ Be B-E P-O-L-I-T-E ♪
269
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,809
♪ Be B-E P-O-L-I-T-E ♪
270
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,519
♪ Say please and thank you ♪
271
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♪ When you hear a sneezesay bless you ♪
272
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,440
♪ Open doorsand pull out chairs ♪
273
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♪ Don't push peopledown the stairs ♪
274
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♪ We were dining Thursday night ♪
275
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♪ The waiter set our plates just right ♪
276
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♪ We were so very impressed ♪
277
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,449
♪ We knitted him a sweater vest ♪
278
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,867
♪ When our car ran out of gas ♪
279
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,577
♪ The tow truck driver got there fast ♪
280
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,454
♪ He filled our tank with no delay ♪
281
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♪ We took himto a Broadway play ♪
282
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,126
♪ Be polite always be nice ♪
283
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,713
♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪
284
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,841
♪ If someone shoots youwith a laser beam ♪
285
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,344
♪ Remember that it wouldbe rude to scream ♪
286
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,555
♪ Be polite ♪
287
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,474
Or I'll vaporize you.
288
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,641
[zapping]
289
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,314
[instrumental music]
290
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,071
-Nice place.
-Yeah, uh-huh.
291
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,615
Can you just scooch
a little bit that way?
292
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,741
Thanks, yeah,
I just like to be able
293
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,534
to see all the exits
294
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,119
in case of an emergency.
295
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,079
[creaking]
296
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,963
Hmm, aged beef.
297
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,173
Where do they get that from?
298
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,091
A retirement community for cows?
299
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,218
Heh-heh!
300
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,431
-Uh, Lola?
-Huh? Oh, yeah.
301
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,392
Oh, I totally agree
302
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,978
with whatever you just said.
303
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,985
Check it out, cloth napkins!
Nice, right?
304
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,038
You are a beautiful,
beautiful woman.
305
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:59,213
You are the epitome of grace,
style and femininity.
306
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,298
You're my best friend.
307
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,550
m your best friend?
308
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,511
-We just met.
-Oh, uh, hold on.
309
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,639
"When I'm with you, every day
is Valentine's Day.
310
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,977
"Except for the real
Valentine's Day
311
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,063
which we will now call
Super Valentine's Day."
312
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,482
-Are you reading something?
-No, I mean...
313
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,819
"What all women wanna hear."
314
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,196
What woman wants to hear
stuff like this?
315
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,992
-Lola! Lola!
-Hmm?
316
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,327
I was just asking if you
wanna split an appetizer.
317
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,080
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, Whatever you want, Daffy.
318
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,958
-It's Bugs.
-Huh?
319
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,543
I'm Bugs.
320
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,420
Okay, so what do you want, a medal?
321
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:42,339
You're a grown-up.
You don't need a script.
322
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:46,010
Let's just get to know each other. Tell
me about yourself.
323
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,471
Okay, uh, well.
What do you want to know?
324
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,224
I'm rich, very rich.
But a do-gooder.
325
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,560
I help poor people, orphans, whales.
326
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,145
You know, that's...
327
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,856
Look, if you're not gonna
tell me about yourself
328
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,399
let me take a shot.
329
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,693
You're an insecure little weirdo
330
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,944
who lies about everything,
and probably
331
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,655
cries himself to sleep every night.
332
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,574
Wow, you're good.
333
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242
Well, I guess this date's over.
334
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,204
Hey! Get back here.
Relax. It's not over.
335
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,541
But you said all those horrible,
true things about me!
336
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,335
You're like
an abandoned building
337
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,878
that ought to be condemned.
338
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,048
You know, busted windows,
rats running around
339
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,675
a real nasty sewage situation.
340
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,470
But maybe, if the right
person got a hold of it,
341
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
and cleaned it up maybe they could
342
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,557
take that disgusting building
343
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,477
and turn it into something
not so disgusting.
344
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,228
Are you that person?
345
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,981
Lucky for you, I like a project.
346
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,484
And am I that disgusting building?
347
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,401
Yeah!
348
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,195
That is the nicest thing
349
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,156
that anyone has ever said about me!
350
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,408
A la carte? I guess.
351
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,535
I mean, if you'll a carte too.
352
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,578
[chuckles]
353
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,123
Oh, come on!
354
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,166
Give me something.
355
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,002
Oh, I don't like this.
356
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,504
I can take a hint.
357
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,880
If you'll excuse me.
358
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,593
What is happening?
359
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,762
She kisses me then ignores me?
360
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,682
I mean, a retirement
community for cows.
361
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,683
That was funny!
362
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,477
All right, pull yourself together.
363
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,728
Date's not over.
364
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,230
We haven't even ordered yet.
365
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,648
Wait till dessert.
366
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,400
I've got great dessert material.
367
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,984
Chocolate mousse?
368
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,362
They'll dip anything
in chocolate these days.
369
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,239
[sighs]
370
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,783
The point is, date's not over.
371
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,956
[both laughing]
372
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,294
[snorting and laughing]
373
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,715
Ha! You sound like a pig!
374
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,384
[both laughing]
375
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,260
[snorting]
376
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,056
Ahem, good evening.
My name's Kathlarg.
377
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,141
I'll be your server.
378
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,560
Lola! I didn't know you worked here.
379
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,687
Yep. Worked here my whole life,
since the day I was born.
380
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,855
Can I get you anything?
381
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,565
Uh, someone already
took our order.
382
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,859
[whistles]
Wow.
383
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,069
[instrumental music]
384
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,238
Ooh, that's my jam.
Wanna dance?
385
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,073
Hook it up!
386
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,283
[thud]
387
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,831
So, Lola, uh...
388
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,666
...you know I invented the carrot peeler.
389
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,502
Too braggy.
Seen any good movies lately?
390
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,379
Ugh, too boring.
391
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,048
You have beautiful ears.
392
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,592
Perfect.
393
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:35,345
♪ Ooh yeah yeah ooh ♪
394
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,556
♪ Who's that girlwith the red dress on? ♪
395
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,100
♪ Who's that girl?She's a crazy one ♪
396
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,060
♪ Not all girls are what they seem ♪
397
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,605
♪ And there can only beone girl of your dreams ♪
398
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,607
♪ Well lose that girlwith the made up name? ♪
399
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,692
♪ I said lose that girlwith the made up name? ♪
400
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,111
♪ I said I lose that girlwith the made up name ♪
401
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,363
♪ And get with the girlwho cared enough about you ♪
402
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,035
♪ To break into your bedroom ♪
403
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,370
What are you doing?
404
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,789
I'm trying to win my boyfriend back.
405
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,665
♪ I said lose that girl... ♪
406
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,834
What boyfriend?
407
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,294
Daffy.
408
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,380
Daffy's not your boyfriend.
I'm your boyfriend!
409
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,675
-Say that again?
-Mm-mm.
410
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,469
That's okay.
I have it right here.
411
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,428
[Bugs on recorder]
I'm your boyfriend.
412
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,805
Oh, boy.
413
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,181
[rewinding tape]
414
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,432
I'm your boyfriend.
415
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,475
[rewinding tape]
416
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,976
I'm your boyfriend.
417
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,979
-Bugs, what are you doing here?
-We're on a date!
418
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,106
He's my boyfriend.
I'm his girlfriend.
419
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,566
♪ We're boyfriend girlfriend ♪
420
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,985
I thought you were our waitress.
421
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,153
[whistles]
422
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,197
Wow! She's a keeper.
423
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,199
You know what we should do
some time? Double date!
424
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,992
How about tomorrow night?
You guys like Thai?
425
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:39,910
[both]
Yeah, I love it!
426
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,995
[indistinct chattering]
427
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,375
What just happened?
428
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,129
[instrumental music]
429
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,426
[instrumental music]
430
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,014
Beep! Beep!
431
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,477
[dramatic music]
432
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,996
[music continues]
433
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,418
[rumble]
434
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,101
Beep! Beep!
435
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,227
[thud]
436
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,522
Beep! Beep!
437
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,444
[instrumental music]
438
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,570
[tap tap]
439
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,490
[dramatic music]
440
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,950
[thud]
441
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,912
[rumble]
442
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,585
[thud]
443
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,839
[thud]
444
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:16,965
Beep! Beep!
445
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,180
[instrumental music]
446
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,890
[thud]
447
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,685
[whoosh]
448
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,358
[squeak]
449
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,026
[spoot]
450
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,403
[dramatic music]
451
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,741
[rumbling]
452
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,037
[intense music]
453
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633
[instrumental music]
454
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,100
Beep! Beep!
455
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,852
[both laughing]
456
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,400
That's the best date
I've ever had with a wizard.
457
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,276
There's something I should tell you.
458
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,778
I'm not really a wizard.
459
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,367
[both laughing]
460
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,369
[Porky]
F-f-f-finally!
461
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,374
I w-was worried you
w-weren't gonna show up.
462
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,625
What are you talking about?
463
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,087
I t-thought we were having
d-d-dinner tonight.
464
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,465
Oh. I think I might've
eaten your dinner, Porky.
465
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,093
-How do you k-k-know my name?
-I don't.
466
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,720
That was more of an observation.
467
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,804
Are those for me?
468
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,225
[both laughing]
469
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,689
I g-g-g-gotta get a girlfriend.
470
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,318
[theme music]
471
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,178
That's all, what?
472
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,721
What are folks?
473
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,722
He's crazy.
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