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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Based on obviously working with Joe previously

and knowing him well,

I’ve decided to make him Lead Deckhand.

All this for nothing.

Max, I’m going to need you on your feet and alert.

You’ll be on the stern from now on.

If you want.

First, bye bye the Lead Deckhand position.

Now we take the bow.

[bleep] you, ciao.

I feel like I can open up and let go with Victoria.

This is well out of my comfort zone.

-Oh my gosh. -Yeah.

I have a huge sinus headache and then I can’t breathe.

So this next charter, I’m going to have you sit it out

and you’re back on board by the next charter.

I want to give her some time to take care of herself.

Take good care of my boy.

Mom, I made a mistake.

Be truthful.

I don’t want you to go into this charter

without another deckhand.

So I’m bringing in Gael.

[chuckles]

Well, we have a replacement.

Yeah.

You’re taking a piss, aren’t you?

What the [bleep]?

I believe this is Gael.

Jesus Christ.

I haven’t seen Gael in ten months.

I don’t know how we’re going to react to each other.

----ing... I’m a hot mess.

-Mate, good luck. -This is Gael?

-Ah... -Oh my gosh.

This is the weirdest ----ing thing.

He’s sh--ting himself.

-Hello! -Hello.

-Good to see you. -It’s good to see you, too.

[bleep], yeah.

[laughing]

Ah, so happy for him.

Oh...

What’s happening?

Gael and Nathan reunion.

She’s honestly so special.

Holy sh--.

How have you been?

I’m good. How are you?

I’m good. I’m just getting rained on.

Look.

Oh, look at that.

He’s a magician. Where’d you get that?

[bleep], yeah.

Oh...

I am really excited to come back to the Med.

It has been almost ten months since I’ve seen Nathan.

-Hi. -Hello.

-I’m Gael. -Nathan.

I can give you a kiss on the cheek, right?

You can.

Unfortunately, it all ended bad.

But life goes on and

I want to move forward

in a very professional platonic manner.

Gael!

[screaming]

Hi, I’m Gael.

-Hello, Gael. -Hi, Joe.

So, do you want me to grab my bag?

-I do. -Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[squealing]

-Captain. -Welcome back.

Thank you so much for having me.

We’re really happy to have you.

Thank you for coming such last minute.

Oh, my pleasure.

Isn’t that great? He’s a bosun now.

I know. Congratulations.

-What the [bleep] is that? -Gael’s bag.

Oh.

Oh!

This place is so beautiful.

Kizzi, this is Gael.

-Hello. -Hi. I’m Kizzi.

Lovely to meet you.

Ugh. Gael’s here.

Nice to meet you.

I can’t believe you’re here!

God, mate.

Brought a tear to me eye.

No way? [bleep].

Gael and I, we’re not in a good place.

There’s multiple reasons.

I don’t know what it is about her,

but I think she doesn’t really respect me.

Like, she doesn’t.

Look at you, just playing with these women.

Oh, for God’s sake.

Since last season, her perspective of me

and my perspective is just never caught on.

I need to run around the dock. Bro, I need to work off energy!

I’ve got to tread carefully

because obviously, there’s Nathan,

we’re very good mates.

So, I don’t want this to create an awkward environment

for the deck team.

-He’s a changed man. -Yep.

I’ve heard a little someone’s a little bit more excited

than the others to see you. Is that right?

Who are you talking about? No idea.

I am so honored and so privileged that Captain Sandy,

in a time of need, gave me a call.

Since stepping off Motor Yacht Mystique,

I have not stopped learning.

Did my dive masters.

I then became a scuba diving instructor.

I studied my little butt off to get my Master of Yachts 200 ton.

And I am three times a deckhand

I was when I stepped on last year.

Man, I’m having heart palpitations?

Focus.

This could be the first day of the rest of your life.

Go and find her and tell her what to do.

We’ve got tenders, we’ve got the lines.

Have you put the bag back?

Maximus!

So, we have life rafts here.

Let’s hope we don’t have to use the ----ers.

Nice.

On it, Aesh. You’re on it.

See, you’re going to be on the stern.

Okay. I’ll follow you.

-No, you can go first. -I don’t know where I’m going.

[laughing]

Oh, this is incredible.

Isn’t this all you’ve ever wanted?

This is what’s coming.

Oh!

Do we have any activities planned?

Yeah, you.

[laughing]

So, the girl that you replaced--

Covering for.

Yeah, covering, sorry.

Her and Joe were playing...

She got sick and she missed the last crew night out.

And Joe hooked up with Kizzi.

That’s rough.

Don’t make things weird.

No, I’m just telling you, I want to be transparent.

Okay.

There’s nothing to worry about.

-I’m not worried. -I don’t even speak to her.

-I’m not worried, you do you. -I don’t even speak to her.

Okay, I get it.

Do you want to go up and open that?

-Watch your head. -Where’s the door?

Where’s the exit?

You see the big thing behind you.

Oh, sh--.

I’m ----ing going to destroy my head.

No!

You know, I got a little bit, like, emotional this morning.

I never really had someone get, like, emotional,

and he just...

Oh!

No!

I, like, do not ever cry.

Oh, my gosh, what’s happening?

I don’t cry in front of anyone.

I didn’t cry in front of my ex-boyfriends.

I only cry in the car listening to music

and getting to the place I need to go.

I feel like I’m not wasting time, then.

And this is just a layer that I completely

didn’t see coming with Max.

Well, I’m not mad about it.

Quite shocked.

Deck crew, deck crew, please come to the bridge

for preference meeting.

Girls, girls, and Josh, can we meet in the crew mess

for preference sheet meeting, please?

-You and me? -Yeah.

Let’s do the charter together.

Hello.

Number seven.

Bunch of real estate people.

Carlyn owns 17 companies.

-Jesus. -Go on, girl.

She is chartering Bravado

with a real estate brokerage company in Florida.

Daniel, Joaquin, Tallia,

Sayh, Ang, Bethany,

and Reece work with Carlyn at her brokerage.

So we’ve got pesciterian, vegan, gluten-frees.

Not this again.

I don’t just eat salad. Since I’m vegan, you know,

we tend to put a little more thought into our food.

Carlyn would like to go all out with an ’80s theme celebration.

She would love to have Asian food

for dinner that night.

It’s a bit of a journey, but you guys up for this?

Yes, I am.

-Thanks, team. -I’m excited.

Guests arrival at three o’clock now.

-Let’s get the boat ready. -Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Whoa.

-Gael. -Hey.

Yeah.

Thank you, sir.

First of all...

-Yeah. -You’re a princess.

You’re a prick.

At least we both know where we stand.

You’re going to be a prick to me,

I’m just not going to give you my time of day. That’s it.

The only bad thing that I had last season,

regardless what happened is basically you.

Like, I’m carrying this energy.

-Really? -Yeah.

Well, like, last season, I didn’t fully understand,

like, when I don’t understand something,

it frustrates the hell out of me,

and last season, that’s how it felt.

Like, I never meant to disrespect you

as a lead deckhand, and I just felt

how I felt about how I was being treated.

Yeah. Honestly, like, I hate micromanagers,

and I think I become the micromanager

that I always hated.

Like, I’ve done bad,

and I just want to say, I’m sorry.

I’ve grown as a person.

I’m, like, doing the full, like, 360 kind of thing.

Joe is a snake.

He said, yeah, we’re cool before,

and then he’s gone in behind my back.

So I just don’t trust him.

So last charter season...

She’s cheated.

[groans]

-I got you something. -Thank you, darling.

My pleasure.

I lose a lot of respect when people cheat, you know?

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

Well, I’m happy that you’re here,

and I’m happy that we have the conversation.

Yeah, like, so even though I’m not with...

I’m sorry, I’ll go into the question.

I’ve got some element...

I’ve got some ele-- hold it.

I’ve got some element of regret.

But kissing Kizzi, it’s not even in the same realm.

Gael’s a cheater, but I’m actually a single man,

so how can you put me as a cheater?

That’s very different for me.

Let’s just smash it out.

Thank you, sir.

Coming up...

-It’s mad seeing you again. -Yeah.

All right, the sheets are almost dry,

so how much have you got left?

I have the cabin and the whole stairway.

Amazing.

Bro, you’re the nicest person

I’ve ever ----ing met in my life.

I need a hard worker.

Thank you, bro. I appreciate it.

See, my problem is, I think I’m a nice guy.

I just like women.

Okay, all right.

It doesn’t work well in my favor.

How’s Joe going?

I think the Kizzi and V situation

is playing on his mind.

Oh.

Like, when I have something special...

-Like V? -Yeah, I just...

I’ve got, like, a mental block.

A mental block.

And I go, no.

[gasps]

Yuck.

I am not surprised in the slightest.

Disappointed? Yes.

It was pretty sh-- of him.

Why can he not keep it in his pants?

We won’t be leaving.

What do we got?

It’s coming.

All crew, all crew, 10 minutes till guest arrival.

Please get into your whites. Let’s meet in the main salon.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, you’re, like, funny about this stuff, eh?

Right.

I feel like I’m floating.

Here they come.

Oh, my God, they look glamorous.

Boys, you’ve got to just flirt your heart out.

Hi!

-Hi! -Hello.

Hi, I’m Carlyn.

Sandy, nice to meet you.

Sayh, nice to meet you.

Hi, I’m Aesha.

Hi, how are you?

-I’m so well. How are you? -Good.

-Cheers. -Cheers, brother.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Unfortunately, due to the weather,

we are not departing the dock today.

But first thing in the morning,

we’re going to check the weather,

-and then we’ll take off. -Awesome.

We want you to have a great time,

and this team is going to make sure of that.

Absolutely.

Come aboard, and I’ll give you guys a tour of the boat.

Let’s do it.

Nobody fall in, okay?

Queenie wants to be saved by the Blonde Man.

I thought I was the bestie.

Oh, sh--.

Deck team, let’s get changed into our reds

and we can get the luggage.

Oh, lovely.

[bleep]

So, I’ll show you the cabins downstairs.

Oh, I’m so excited.

We’ve got a king and a queen.

So, you kind of just have to decide amongst yourselves.

Decide amongst yourselves. Oh, wonderful.

This is my room.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, it looks so good in my mirror already.

She woke up like this?

[laughing]

We can start running them where Cathy was standing.

-Yes, sir. -[bleep] off with that.

So, this is the sun deck up here.

-Nice. -Oh, cool.

-Bar. -Wow.

-Part-ay. -Me and you, baby.

Right here, baby.

Don’t touch me under the water.

How about above water?

Thank you.

I’m going to turn you so feral.

I don’t think you can.

I have the tool.

This is the primary suite.

Wow.

-This is so nice. -Wow.

Yeah, that’s all luggage on board.

Oh, look at that beautiful turbot.

-Thank you, Cathy. -Pleasure, pleasure.

Joe, want to go down first for two hours?

Yeah.

Hold this, baby. Let me get on here.

-Will you get a photo of me? -I got you.

Do you put cologne on?

Uh, Tiger Balm.

-That’s not Tiger Balm. -Oh, it is Tiger Balm.

It is not Tiger Balm.

He’s smiling like that.

Oh, I just stepped in water!

Look behind you.

-So hot. -Oh, I want one.

Oh, God, this boat. So sad.

Not moving off the dock.

We have to blow them away with the food.

-Do whatever it takes, right? -Yeah.

How’s it going, you guys?

Just feel free to sit a little, relax.

Should we check the decks while we do this,

just because I feel like we haven’t done it in a while?

It’s my first day.

I’m still trying to be good girl, you know?

I live in London.

But I grew up on a place called the Isle of Wight.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I’ve heard of it.

It’s a small little island surrounded

by the water and boats.

So it was only inevitable that I...

Ended up working on yachts.

Oh, a cat.

[bleep] Long time I didn’t see a cat.

-Hello. -Howdy.

-Let’s have a chat. -Okay.

-Thank you. -Pleasure.

Ush, ush, ush, ush. Ah.

Day one. I was so stoked to come see you guys.

Really?

Oh, yeah, especially Aesha.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

Thanks. ----ing hell.

You’re welcome.

Do you pay me for this? [bleep] me over.

Ah, that’s his job, relaxing with his girlfriend

on the super yacht.

But it’s okay. It’s okay.

Ah, [bleep].

It’s been mad seeing you again, you know.

Yeah.

It’s brought back a lot of ----ing feelings.

No, no feelings.

For me, there is.

No feelings.

You think a lot of me?

You can’t say that.

-You can’t say that. -I can say that.

No, don’t say that.

Big thing to drop on day one.

I feel like I spent a lot of the last year

just pretending I’m okay.

Really?

Yeah.

I just don’t want trouble anymore.

No, me neither.

I’m here and then I leave in like two days

and then I’m gone and then it’s done again.

Didn’t know what to expect, but...

I don’t know, man. Yeah.

Like, can we just be friends? Like, I just want to be friends.

Let’s go.

After last charter season,

Nathan and I traveled for six weeks.

And I went back to Australia. He stayed in Ireland.

We were trying to stay together.

The distance did take a toll

and he ghosted me for like five days

and then eventually I was like, dude, like,

just let me know you’re okay.

Like, I’m here, if you don’t want to do this, it’s fine.

I’m just, I’m here thinking there’s something,

something’s happened to you.

And that’s where he was like,

I don’t know if I can do this right now.

He was someone I loved and, yeah...

You know, it hurt.

Like... it hurt.

Coming up...

Oh, God, come look.

Why is it smell like that?

There’s poo in the shower.

Oh!

Who the [bleep] let’s a sh--

fall out of their ass in the shower

at a place where staff clean for you?

And then let’s go to the hot tub.

What else are we going to do?

Oink, oink.

[chuckles]

Have you seen the toys we have in the laz?

Work.

I was just curious.

Good job.

I’m going to go wipe down the whole boat.

Just trying to turn you off me.

-You heard from V? -No.

I hate myself.

At this point, I’m sure everyone knows I kissed Joe.

On a boat, there’s, like, no secrets,

because the walls have ears.

So for the next day, I just want to pretend

that V doesn’t exist so that I can, like,

get through it without feeling like sh--.

Mm-hmm....stress.

Don’t hate yourself.

You’re so good to me.

Can I get you a drink?

A margarita.

-Spicy or... -Just regular.

-Just regular. -I’m spicy enough.

Mm, I like it.

[chuckles]

Oh!

Ooh, and dates.

Yeah, I love dates.

Yeah, I was going to say, good for pooping.

Yeah.

I didn’t know that, but they’re very good for pooping.

-Very, very... -Temperature okay?

-Feels great. -Beautiful.

La-ah!

[laughing]

You’re going to make me lose my job, and I love it.

[laughing]

For tonight, the salon could be like, the ’80s party.

Yeah.

Tonight, we have got an ’80s party.

My experience of the ’80s was not being alive yet.

-Whoa. -How are we doing with drinks?

-We need some more? -I’m good.

I’m going to go down for a bit.

Yeah, I’m going to go and start getting my ’80s.

Yeah.

Aesha, Aesha, Kiz.

Do you want me to get changed into my nights?

Yeah.

And then we can start setting up.

Don’t be a bitch.

Can you zip me up, please?

Zip me up, zip me up.

Oh, my girls.

Guys, I can’t take any more, like,

cuteness in my life right now.

I’m overloaded by affection and love.

My little Cathy. She’s my tiny lover.

With the guests and their dietaries, it is stressful.

They’ve got gluten-frees, we’ve got a vegetarian,

we’ve got a lactose-free.

I love the vegan chips.

Yes.

But thank God the guests requested an Asian dinner

because this will make my life a lot ----ing easier

to, like, hit all of the points for them.

Perfect.

This bathroom smells.

It does?

I wish we were going out tomorrow, eh?

I mean, it’s looking all right.

Yeah.

So, what’s the deal with you and V?

I don’t know. It’s like a little boatmance going on.

It’s a well out of me comfort zone.

Like, she’s not here. She’s ill.

-How’s she feeling? -She’s okay.

-Yeah? -She’s okay.

-Getting better. -Okay, good.

Getting better. I hope.

Do you know what it is, Gael?

She’s giving me relationship vibes.

Like, I’m just not ready.

I mean, I’m no hero, but, like, [bleep] me.

How many people have you got to hurt?

He’s, like, cupid, but with, like,

TNT at the end of his arrow.

Yeah, there’s you. Boom.

Oh, [bleep].

-Hi, hi. -Hello.

Hello.

Sorry, we’re just making sure your boat’s nice and shiny.

All right. Should we get the party started in here?

1980s called, they want their Madonna outfit back.

Nice.

Oh, yeah, baby.

-Leg warmers. -Oh, my God.

-You look absolutely sexy. -Do I?

Yeah, do I not?

[laughing]

’80s night.

’80s party. I’m there.

But truly, at heart, like, I love the ’70s more.

And I really try to recreate that with my own music.

Last year, I recorded an album.

I’m extremely proud of it.

♪ Love is blinding, but I see you this time ♪

♪ Stop falling apart ♪

Long live Rock n’ Roll. Rock n’ Roll will never die.

What the [bleep] are youse wearing?

So fun.

What the [bleep] is that?

Where do you ----ing buy your clothes, bro?

Fits perfect.

-You look gorgeous. -Thanks, babe.

Don’t you guys have robes in your room?

You, like, literally have to come to my room,

take everything.

Nathan, I love the fact that you’re getting involved, man.

Oh, he’s happy for the first time all season.

-It’s not me. -No.

Oh, my God, look at that ass, man.

Go down for a break. Get up at 7:00.

Okay.

Nathan, Nathan?

Could someone cover sundeck? It’s starting to rain.

Copy.

You don’t have to go in our room.

We don’t want any service at all.

-Nothing at all? -Yeah.

Are you sure?

You can tell everyone on the boat.

-Okay. -No, don’t go in.

Huh? Are you serious?

Yeah.

’80s-tastic, baby.

I’m ready to party.

Yeah, I know, right?

-Hey! -Oh!

I love it.

You’ve got a lot of ’80s up in there.

-You guys went too high. -Yeah.

-Kizzi, can we do plates, babe? -Yeah.

All right. Gorgeous.

[sighs] ----ing hell, man.

-You guys ready for dinner? -Yes, we’re ready.

-Everyone’s sitting down. -Yay.

Ugh...

Oh, I’m going to gag.

Cathy, Cathy, Kiz.

Can you meet me in the queen bath room?

I need you to look at something.

Copy.

-Oh, Daniel-san. -Explain the tie.

He’s an ’80s teacher, bitch.

Kizzi?

Why does it smell like that?

Is it just me or does it smell like actual poo?

No, he’s actually pooed in it. There’s a piece of poo there.

He’s just had a sh-- in the shower.

Are you ----ing joking me?

All crew, all crew, there’s poo in the shower.

Oh, my God.

That is disgusting.

There’s actual poo?

Yeah, no. There’s a piece of poo on there.

That’s stinky.

What the [bleep]?

Why would you shove it down the drain?

Oh! I really can’t even deal with this.

I’m going to get sick because it smells like dog sh--.

I’m so happy I’m on service.

Oh...

This is ----ing vile.

My eyes are burning, like, worst ever turn downs of my life.

Ever.

Go in. Go in. Go in.

[gags]

I never smelt anything like it.

Really?

-Cheers. -Cheers to the ’80s.

-[gags] -Oh, it’s really bad.

Oh my God. I’m going in.

[coughs]

Oh, I’m going to vomit.

There’s a little tag.

-Oh, it’s still there? -Because he’s returning it.

Oh, shots fired.

Pissing in the shower’s questionable.

But having a sh-- in the shower, bro?

On a multi-million dollar yacht,

and you’re here for two nights,

and you take a sh-- in the shower?

Should we focus while we’re doing the food?

I know whose room it is,

Bethany and Joaquin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’m don’t want to be around it.

I’m getting really upset about this poo.

It’s distracting the girls from taking the food out.

How am I meant to look them in the eye?

Guys, lets focus.

It’s affecting dinner.

The meal is now.

I don’t need to be worried about post-meal clean up.

Breathe, Josh, breathe.

This is the worst day of my life.

Right, here we have a tuna to start with.

-Oh! -Tuna!

So that’s hamachi with jalapeno, caviar,

-and ponzu dressing. -And fondue dressing.

-Ponzu. -Ponzu.

That’s salmon, avocado, and cucumber roll with caviar.

Hello, hello, hello.

[shouting]

Salmon, avocado, cucumber roll.

-So good. -So good.

-Yummy. -So many options.

I really appreciate it.

Cathy, I just got the next dish.

Oh, God!

[shrieking]

-Miso braised eggplant. -Neto braised eggplant.

-Miso. -Miso.

I can’t with this food. I can’t.

Oh, I’m so pleased.

Everything is like a mouthful of flavors.

It’s a miso braised eggplant.

-Oh, please. -Yum!

Okay.

-Amazing. -I love Asian.

Oh.

I don’t actually know what to do.

Whoa! Ooh...

They’ve pushed the whole entire poo...

Oh, my God!

You’re going to have to put gloves on

and grab it out of there.

Who the [bleep] let’s a sh--

fall out of their ass in the shower

at a place where staff clean for you

and go, why don’t I lift up this drain cover,

scoop it in there with my feet,

pat it down and put the cover back on.

No one will know.

[laughing]

Love you, B.

I’m someone that’s got high tolerance to rectal issues.

So when I was, like, eight,

I was really curious about how poo comes out.

I put my finger up my bum.

-Okay, I’m out of here. -[laughing]

I’ve grown up a little bit.

I’m not quite as fascinated with poop as I used to be.

So, like, pick it up your ----ing self.

Do you want me to do it for you?

-No, it’s okay. -I can do it for you.

Cathy, can you please stay at the dinner table?

I just have to deal to this.

Copy that, I’m just serving some fish.

-And get gloves. -I’m actually going to vomit.

It’s miso sea bass.

Oh, my God.

-More? -Wow.

Okay, now you need to be strong for me.

You need to hold this bag open.

Wow.

This is not what I thought I’d be doing today.

I need that bag.

[gagging]

-Come. -Oh, my God.

You are a braver person then I could ever be.

It’s like seven meals.

It’s one of those where it’s so good,

you can’t stop eating it.

I don’t know what to do next. It’s all over my hands.

Come on, baby, you need to eat some more.

I can’t. I literally cannot.

You’re hungry over there, baby.

Here we go. All fixed.

Thank you.

This eggplant is insane.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Thank you.

Thank you.

-How is everything so far? -It’s so good.

-It’s so good. -I’m so glad.

Some amazing words, chef.

Lovely.

You’re a good woman.

Like, handfuls of it.

What time are we leaving?

-Hopefully by 8:00, 8:30. -Okay, cool.

-I’m hoping. -Thanks.

-Enjoy your rest, Captain. -See you in the morning.

Was everyone finished?

Oh, my God, I’m so done, yes.

Cabins are done.

I’m going to bed, guys.

That’s enough, sh-- for the night.

-Yep, that’s enough sh--. -Night, darling.

Ah!

All right, are we done?

Let’s go into the party room.

Oh, gosh, it feels good to take the wig off.

Welcome.

My God, the party’s in here.

Oh, the party’s in here. Woo!

So we’ve got the ’80s-themed party.

Hey-ey!

But all I can think is,

moments ago, I was fingering sh-- out of a shower drain.

Who the [bleep] did this?

I think I know who it is,

but getting to know these guests a bit more,

I’m realizing everyone is a suspect.

Bethany really doesn’t strike me

as the kind of girl who would feel comfortable

leaving a giant log of sh-- in her shower.

Then again, it would be easy to frame Joaquin for such a crime,

which leads us to our next suspect.

Before dinner began,

Sayh was frustrated at Joaquin

for borrowing too many of the ’80s accessories.

Could this fashion faux pas have turned into a messy motive?

Then we’ve got Tallia and Reece, pretty under the radar,

but I’m not willing to rule anybody out.

Daniel.

He’s either going away to make phone calls

or he’s going away sh--ting in everybody’s showers.

Alternatively, Ang...

I don’t actually know why I would suspect him,

but I didn’t want to leave him out.

And lastly, we have primary Carlyn.

Maybe she’s the master behind this all.

But I feel like I’m playing a game of Clue now.

Poop Clue.

Very interesting.

Oh, sh--!

I am Madonna, honey. I can do what I want.

-Joe, Gael. -Go ahead.

Copy that. Thanks, Nathan.

-Well, I’ll go down. -Good night.

Night.

I’m going to bed, guys. Good night.

----ing out of here, bro.

See you in the morning, mate.

It feels like the boat is moving.

It’s not. We haven’t even left the dock yet.

Good night, party people.

Bethany, come on, girl.

Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.

Hey.

-Go see Gael? -Yeah.

[knocking]

Hey-oh.

I don’t know.

Come on.

Josh, can you help me?

What do you need, babe?

I can’t go out of this top.

I know, it’s crazy.

There were definitely cons about coming, and this was one.

I don’t want him to be upset. I don’t want him to be sad.

Like, that hurts my heart.

I do want to believe him, but I still don’t think it’s right.

Because if I’m honest,

like, it’s been an emotionally tough year.

To step back into something like that would be a big risk.

Sh-- might just repeat.

I mean, that’s...

It’s a hard pill to swallow,

but I just wanted to get her to believe me.

-See you in the morning. -See you in the morning.

Coming up...

Joe and Max will go on the picnic.

Oh, wonderful.

He chose to send me,

and he preferred to stay on the boat with Gael.

I don’t understand the process.

I am 100% tweaking the shifts

so I can spend as much time as I can with Gael.

Good morning.

Kizzi.

Do you know if we’re going under way this morning?

I hope so.

----ing gross.

Is it V’s birthday today?

Yeah, it is.

Sh--.

Oh, it’s really sad.

-Morning. -Good morning.

Two nights, for [bleep]’s sakes.

-That I’m here? -Yeah.

Yeah, and then I’m gone.

Those clouds. Look at them.

More than likely they’ll be okay.

All right, Cap.

Buenos dias.

Okay, we’re leaving.

All crew, all crew, let’s get off the dock.

-Morning, sunshine. -Good morning.

What’s happening?

Oh, we’re about to get going.

Are we?

Standing by in the bow.

Are you normally on the stern as well?

We switched from the last time.

Oh, okay.

All right, Captain, we’re standing by on the stern.

Okay, you could drop the ground lines.

Copy that.

Start with ground line in the water.

Go.

Yeah. Thank you.

All lines on board at the stern.

Very sexy.

What’s happening?

15 meters, port quarter.

You’re free to swing your stern.

Joe, Joe, Gael.

Toss the line up to the fenders on the port side.

Okay, copy.

Okay, Captain, all clear on the bow.

I’m all set. Thank you very much.

Hello, Barcelona!

I know, this is incredible.

-Good morning. -There she is.

Would anyone like coffee?

Absolutely.

Oh, no.

Aesha, special today is eggs Benedict.

Okay.

-Bonjour. -Bonjour, Madame.

-Good morning. -Welcome to the sundeck.

Hello.

-Can you take a picture of us? -Yeah.

Thank you.

Voilà bella vita.

Cheers, girl.

-Woo! -Good.

There it is. Right on time.

Are we on our way to the lighthouse now?

Yeah, we’ll get there like, 12:15.

We’re sending off the guests today to a beach picnic

at Calella Lighthouse.

It’s just absolutely stunning.

There’s this incredible view of the beach

and the surrounding town.

It was born in 1859.

I actually know that. I didn’t even have to Google.

Yeah, it’ll be a really cool day.

-Yeah. -Okay, awesome.

ETA to anchorage, five minutes.

-Hi, Cap. -How’s it going there?

I’m still like in shock that I’m here.

I keep forgetting that I’m in Barcelona.

And then it hits me when someone says, "hola."

Where’d you take your courses?

Indonesia for my Master of Yachts.

I learned so much.

-That’s awesome. -Yeah.

The difference between Gael from last season

to this season is her confidence level.

She came back as a badass.

If she continues in this career and gains her experience,

I can see her running a vessel.

And that’s awesome.

-Thanks, Cap. -Thank you very much.

-That beach picnic thing. -Yeah.

-Do you want to go? -What, to set up?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Would you rather? -Yeah.

All right, I need to go to the bathroom again.

Again?

I just keep having diarrhea.

I want to add you to our group chat.

I want to put information on there regarding the beach trip.

-Okay. -Okay.

I’m going to turn laundry quickly.

Okay.

Bridge, bridge, that is stopped anchor ready to drop.

Two shackles in the water.

Two shackles at the water line.

We’re all set, Joe. Thank you very much.

Josh, can we start bringing food up?

-Copy. -This looks beautiful.

That fruit looks amazing.

-Is that passion fruit? -Oh, yeah.

Yum.

-Queenie still sleeping? -Yeah.

He probably had like 25 drinks yesterday.

5.0. 5.9.

Joe and Max will go on the picnic.

Gael is new, fresh, new crew member, full of energy.

But he did chose like to send me

and he prefer like to stay on the boat with Gael.

Can you tell me the logic? I’m tired.

I have to go like to make all the guests afternoon

when she’s like just arrived, full of joy, it’s wonderful.

I don’t understand the process.

So you’re going to drive the boys in the tender.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

I am 100% tweaking the shifts a little bit

so I can spend as much time as I can with Gael.

I mean, that’s perks of being the bosun.

He really went like low on my standard of someone I respect

because he just thought of him.

You do have a point, I suppose.

They’re going to go over there.

You’ll drop them off, come back.

I have a limited amount of time left with this girl.

I’m starting to hear that ticking clock.

I’m not letting Gael slip through my hands

this time around.

I don’t understand, bro.

Is there anything else you need done in the meantime?

No, just stay down here for now.

Okay.

Bye.

-Good morning. -Morning.

How’s it going?

Good. It’s so dark in my room.

I thought it was still morning.

I know.

Oh, it’s so nice.

Look who’s alive.

Look alive. Look alive. Look alive.

Look at him.

You sluts let me sleep till 11.

After yesterday, what a lovely day.

What a lovely day as well.

Look how green the trees are.

Do you think that if something happened with you guys again,

that you would actually commit this time?

Oh, 100%.

Yeah. She’s so worth it.

Oh, my God. It’s steep.

Where are we at?

We’re a little bit north of Barcelona.

-Perfect day. -Ugh!

Only six more trips left and then we’re going.

Wow.

Bitches, I’m getting in the water.

I love your outfit, Queenie.

Aesha, Gael’s back.

Let me know how long the guests will be before we leave.

12 or just after.

How are you? Tell me, like...

What’s happening?

I’ll let you into a little secret.

I kissed Kizzi.

No!

When I was drunk, though.

[laughing]

But I’m going to have to have the conversation

now with Victoria.

I’m going to tell her because I’m a man

and I don’t hide nothing.

Okay.

Big, big, big drama.

[laughing]

Le problem.

I just don’t want to hurt her.

’Cause it’s only a drunken kiss at the end of the day, you know?

Yeah.

Let me lube it up first.

Oh!

You can’t go anywhere without the lube.

I didn’t know you had to lube that.

I told you he’s got a bit of soap up there.

I like it to be dry.

Oh, God, what’s happened?

Okay.

I have to call my mum, apparently.

Okay. Oh, no.

Hi, Mum. Is everything okay?

You’re breaking up.

Yeah, I can hear you.

[gasps]

Oh, I’m so sorry, Mum.

Oh, my God.

[sobbing]

[bleep]

[bleep]

Someone close to her has just died.

[bleep] man.

Oh, [bleep].

-Are you okay? -What happened?

Someone close to her has died.

-[bleep] -Yeah.

Are you okay?

No, Cathy’s just received a phone call from her mum

and is absolutely broken.

-Someone’s died. -In her family?

Like, close to her. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I’m so sorry.

Yeah.

The captain sat next to me as well.

So, I’m in a good place.

I’ve got safe people around me.

-Whatever you need. -I’m so sorry.

Like, whatever you need.

My parents weren’t together growing up.

And my mum had a long-term partner.

They were together for 15 years.

So that was like my Dad.

He grew me up from when I was like two.

I’m really sorry.