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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

There’s no thruster.

We’ve got to secure the boat here.

[grunts]

Watch your fingers, watch your fingers.

Wow, guys.

Okay, cap, we look good in the stern.

Nathan showing up in the heat of the moment.

I’m proud of him.

You can think about it,

but you must pick a lead deckhand.

I don’t know how to make this decision.

Oh, my God.

It’s almost the one year anniversary of Bon’s passing,

which was on my birthday.

My feelings are kind of just all over the place.

I won’t hurt her.

I just can’t.

Cuddles.

With Kizzi I feel like I’m being self-destructive.

You can stay.

I’m gonna respect you.

Pointless hook-ups is just something

that doesn’t bring any fulfillment.

It doesn’t satisfy anything for me anymore.

I’m sorry.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Morning, mate.

-[gasps] -Oi!

Oh my God. You ----ing scared me.

You scared the [bleep] out of me.

I forgot you were in here.

-I wasn’t expecting you. -I wasn’t expecting you.

This is my cabin.

Hello.

Just chilling on the dock.

What time is it there?

It’s almost midnight.

----ing hell.

I definitely miss Gael.

She is my comfort zone.

That sounds fantastic.

That sounds like a dream.

I have no interest whatsoever

in hooking up with Kizzi anymore.

I’m more focusing on the relationships

I care about and focus on my work.

I’m gonna go.

Hello.

I don’t have any clean shirts.

-Oh! -My polos.

-They’re here. -Okay.

-I’ll bring one up to you. -Yeah.

All’s well in the hood.

Did you have fun last night?

Oh, my God. Such a fun time.

-Yeah. -Honestly.

It’s hard, isn’t it?

I miss making out with him.

[groans]

-Hi. -Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Yeah.

What’s wrong?

-I give a lot, you know? -You do, yeah.

I respect that you’re French and very touchy,

but you’ve got to respect I’m English

and we’re a little bit more, you know?

I always, like, attract this kind of woman.

I know they ----ing like me, but they don’t show it.

And it’s pissing me off because me, I’m an open book.

We have a good thing here.

I just... I’m asking for a little bit less pressure

and some more time to see where things flourish.

-I’ll see you later. -You let me know.

-Yeah. -Whatever you figure out.

Ai, yi yi.

Let’s rock and roll.

Dude, you have such a nice ass from this angle.

I know, eh?

I love a man on his hands and knees.

Refilled.

Who the [bleep] put suede on a boat?

I’ll take the flowers.

You’ve made me carry the heavy things

and you’ve just got flowers.

I just couldn’t hand you a bouquet of flowers.

I genuinely don’t even like you.

The feeling’s mutual.

I only like you when I’m drunk.

I’m only joking, Kizzi.

Aye!

[farts]

That a little fart that popped out?

-Yeah. -----ing hilarious.

-Well done. -Thanks, bro.

-We work well as a team. -Yeah.

I work ----ing hard.

You saw it.

The first charter, it was only me and him.

So I know he knows like what is my value.

But I think like you’re better because, bro,

you go like more and more into like the finishing, bro.

When I saw you like this...

I was like, okay. Okay, okay.

We’re going to get money. Good times.

And after this, we’re going to ----ing send it.

Yeah, like the son of Zod.

All crew, all crew. I’m ready when you are

for our preference sheet meeting.

Interior! Meet in the crew mess.

Copy.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Oh, yeah. -Grab your folder.

Thank you so much.

Charter Six. Very exciting.

Okay, this is going to be the most fun charter.

Oh.

So Cameron is a former football player

who is now in commercial real estate.

He wants to treat his friends to a once-in-a-lifetime trip.

Benjamin is Cameron’s childhood best friend,

oversees all Cameron’s business projects.

David is the youngest of the group.

David’s fit.

He is a professional fighter who has travelled the world

competing in mixed martial arts.

-I’m getting married. -Yeah.

Mark has been Cameron’s sommelier

for the past seven years

and is looking forward to sharing his skills

during the trip.

TJ is a retired NFL player with a Super Bowl under his belt.

And Jay is a freestyle battle rapper

who toured with Lil’ Wayne.

The guests are excited to be in Barcelona

during the America’s Cup

and are hoping that they will get a chance to watch the race

from the yacht during the trip.

The America’s Cup is an incredible race

that happens every four years.

It is equivalent to the World Cup of Soccer.

So to be here in Barcelona while on charter

and to be anchored near them on the sidelines is incredible.

You’ve got to pinch yourself.

For night one, they want to have a night of espionage.

Day two, the guests want to try their hand

at sailing themselves

with a sailing lesson and competition.

For dinner, they would like paella valenciana.

These guys are going to want a lot of meat.

-Yeah. -Big boys, NFL players.

-You’re free to go. -Yeah.

-Thanks, cap. -Thanks, guys.

If you can give me your thingamajigs,

that’d be great.

I thought about it.

And I’m going to appoint my lead deckhand now.

-Perfect. -Thank you.

I’m going to show Captain Sandy my managerial capabilities

by choosing the right lead deck hand.

So fingers crossed today goes well.

Don’t worry, you’ll have me well trained

-by the end of it, won’t you? -Yeah.

[laughing]

Ready for charter, eh?

-What’s that from? -I don’t know.

Yeah, I think it’s just, like, over-exhaustion.

Mmm.

Last night, me and Victoria have just done

a level up in our relationship.

I am still scared of things evolving at a very rapid pace,

but I’m genuinely interested in her well-being.

Like, is she okay?

Does she need someone to talk to?

Can I be there to help and support?

[laughing]

[bleep]. Caught ya.

Deck team, deck team.

Can we meet on bridge deck aft, please?

Yeah, copy that, on me way.

Can you go on Pinterest and look at espionage Tables?

Hey, Siri, show me espionage tables.

Espionage.

We’re just going to have a quick meeting.

I had a chat with Captain Sandy.

She wanted me to appoint the lead deck hand.

I’ll be open up to the possibility

of being lead deckhand again.

I’ve had the position before,

but if Max is the lead deckhand, there’s no hard feelings.

Less pressure, no problem.

I deserve the lead deck hand position.

When you wanted to sleep and you was food poisoning,

I was already, like, ready to take responsibility

over my shoulder.

We’re missing two. They have food poisoning.

Wow.

I will be the guy in charge.

We do, like, one side each, and we make our way down.

Just let me know when the tension is good.

We lost tension here.

Yeah, yeah, but we will block it here.

Bro, I uncoiled this one. Recoil it, please.

There is a problem inside it.

We’re going to uncoil it anyway.

Bro, please, can you do it?

I’m a fighter. I’m a French.

I will never surrender myself.

I will fight until the end, you know?

[chuckles]

Obviously, I’m impressed with everyone’s progress

throughout the season so far.

You’ve come on, leaps and bounds.

Max, you’ve worked really hard.

Joe, you’ve come on, and you’ve smashed it as well.

So, based on, obviously,

working with Joe previously and knowing him well,

I’ve decided to make him lead deckhand.

No!

Coming up...

Joshua, 7-7:30 for dinner.

Yeah, that’s early. Jesus.

[bleep]

-Are you having a go at me? -Please.

Kizzi, what the [bleep] are you doing?

Don’t set a dinner time without talking to the chef.

But are they okay?

It’s going to have to be, isn’t it?

Based on obviously working with Joe previously

and knowing him well,

I’ve decided to make him lead deckhand.

No, I felt this was going to happen.

But that’s not taking away from you, Max.

It’s just the way it is.

Right, guys, let’s smash this charter, yeah?

What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?

Thanks for delegating me, leader.

-Thanks, man. -Thank you.

It has nothing to do with friendship,

it’s all to do with ----ing professionalism.

Oh, no.

I want to make you proud.

We’ll make ----ing everyone proud.

[shouts]

All crew, all crew. Guest arrival is 15 minutes out.

There’s something with my hair.

I think it looks really nice like that.

Charter ----ing six, baby.

Yes, sir, my guy.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, they’re coming.

Am I going to be in love?

-Welcome. -----ing hell.

-Hi, I’m Aesha. -Yeah, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

-Pleasure. -Thank you. I’m David.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you, cheers. Thank you.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

We are so excited.

Aesha’s going to show you around the boat.

We’re going to take off and

then we’re going to go watch the race.

-Amazing. -Welcome, everyone.

It’s so nice to have you.

Get changed into our reds fast.

Yeah, red.

Watch your step, gentlemen.

This is the main deck aft.

Who’s the one that was rapping with Lil’ Wayne?

Oh, that’s me.

-Really? -Yes.

Oh, my God, that’s so cool.

Ah!

I have appointed Joe as lead deckhand.

Oh, cool.

Woosah.

Deck team, deck team.

Let’s do luggage.

All right, so in here, we’ve got the primary suite.

-Oh, Cam. -Oh, fantastic.

Yeah, this is life.

And off the primary suite, you’ve got the office and gym.

[grunting]

-Little top-off. -What’s your name again?

-Kizzi. -Kizzi.

-And you’re David. -Yes, I’m David.

-Okay, I got it. -Yeah, you remember.

Oh! Ooh!

All right, Captain.

We’re going to start dropping our lines.

Great, go ahead.

Gracias.

Be up top in, like, 30.

Cheers, cheers.

I’ll do that line while you’re on port.

Max, watch my bow.

Two meters, port side, two ground lines.

Boat closing on our starboard.

Got it. I’m all set.

You guys can get the lines and fenders in.

Thank you very much.

Nice work, Nathan.

Thank you, Captain. Good work.

All crew, all crew, ETA to anchorage is one hour.

All right. I’ll grab the fenders.

-You’re a legend. -Yeah.

Hello?

Kizzi.

-What? Sorry. -Kizzi

-Kizzi. Kizzi. -Yeah.

-Where are you from? -From England.

So now you’re just single on boats?

Single on boats. Having a good time.

Okay.

He’s eye----ing me right now.

-And you do what? -I’m a professional fighter.

And you’re single in professional fighting?

Apparently, I’m supposed to fall in love when I’m out here.

Everyone says that for some reason.

I think you’re meant to.

-You think so? -I think so.

Love athletes.

My ex-boyfriend’s a professional athlete.

So, David, here I come. Watch out.

-Do you have a social media? -Yeah.

Instagram?

Yeah, I’m gonna follow you.

-Deal. -Deal?

Part of me thinks I should maybe start

a kissing bingo card this season.

See how many people I can tick off.

So, is there any way you could start inflating

in the lazarette or not?

-I can, yeah. -Oh, good.

-Yeah, go ahead. -Copy that.

Thanks, Cap.

Deck crew, deck crew. ETA, five minutes.

We’re gonna get the nautibuoys out.

Josh, lunch, 1:30 to 2:00 is good,

because everyone’s just hanging out.

Yeah.

We made it.

Tomahawk, I’m gonna serve the bone on the plate.

Little platter for the coconut fried shrimp.

Yeah.

And bread basket, and butter. Don’t forget butter.

Football players eat a lot.

The worst thing as a chef is to have the guests

leave the table hungry.

I do not want that with these guys.

So, they’re getting the protein packed lunch.

You might say, I’m leaving it all out on the field.

Olive oil. Olive oil.

Such a pain in the ass.

Yeah, I got it.

How was your day going?

Bad.

Drop the anchor. Drop the anchor.

Maybe in, like, five minutes

if you wanted to start going upstairs?

We can do lunch.

-[bleep] wow! -Yeah, baby.

Smells like Christmas.

Very long stay.

All set. Thank you.

Actually, wait. It’s fine. It’s good, it’s good, it’s good.

It’s good.

Josh, I have guests on the sundeck.

Copy. Go with these. Yeah.

Some garlic sweet potato.

Oh, yes, please.

Would you like three also?

Oh, you’re going up a weight thing?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

The meat is here.

Oh, my guy.

I’ve got more of this guy, so don’t be shy.

Props to the chef.

Take one more. You want one?

Take it back to the room.

[blows nose]

Oh, look at that. They got the sailboat.

That thing’s moving, too.

That’s one of them going to be racing.

Ah.

I genuinely am going to try and kiss this guest.

-Are you actually? -Mm-hmm.

[bleep]

-Nobody got no words. -Nobody’s talking.

I literally just want to get ----ed.

Jesus [bleep], you’re ----ing wild.

Oh, no.

As a chief stew, this is kind of worrisome,

but Kizzi knows that, you can have a fun flirt,

but you should never let it get to the point

where they think they could lean in and kiss you

and it would be okay.

I’m just going to trust Kizzi to respect those boundaries.

I’m going to shag on the bunnypad.

Please don’t.

Coming up...

Is ----ing Max coming back now? [bleep]

Why is he not ----ing telling us?

There’s a guest driving the tender.

Like, for [bleep]’s sakes, really?

Has he not learned from the last time this happened?

Captain, that’s four nautibuoys on the water.

Thank you very much.

Joe, Nathan, can you come to the sundeck?

Copy, coming to the sundeck.

Now that I’ve got this lead deckhand role,

Nathan’s got another level of trust now on deck.

Is that forward there now?

Yep.

We’ve only got half a charter of season left.

Let’s make it good.

-It’s nice when it’s like this. -Yeah.

It’s probably been the best day out of all the season.

100%.

[bleep]

-I’m ----ing full. -How’s lunch?

-Great. -Amazing.

So America’s Cup is the Super Bowl of sailing.

These boats do 65 miles an hour.

It starts in two minutes.

Today’s race begins with the Alinghi Red Bull

and the American Magic.

Alinghi Red Bull Racing and American Magic

approaching the start and off to the races they go.

-That’s them racing now. -The race has started.

The America’s Cup is very important to New Zealand

because it’s something that we are exceptionally good at.

Being a small country,

we obviously latch on and take a lot of pride.

Oh, better paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle.

This is lit.

How sick are those foils?

Alinghi Red Bull Racing and American Magic keeping pace

here both well on their foils, both with good speed.

The fact that we get to park up alongside

an America’s Cup race,

this is like once in a lifetime top tier experience.

Do you know how much money people would pay to do this?

I feel bad for the Alinghi.

Are they quite far behind?

Yeah.

American Magic is almost to the finish line...

and they’ve done it.

-That was awesome. -This is why I love yachting.

You get paid to be where people pay to be.

You ever drink coffee in a hot tub in the Mediterranean?

I’m in two waters.

Bro, see where it’s attached?

Yeah.

I don’t like it. It’s going to break.

Yeah, but wait... Yeah.

Not good.

-Nice. -Good, man.

Good, man.

-What’s for dinner tonight? -Family style tonight.

Some fresh pasta, braised beef, mashed potato,

steamed vegetables, sea bass.

And there’s some king crab.

-Great. -It’s a lot.

Yeah.

You go ask him.

Yeah. That’s such a good idea.

-I want to flirt with David. -Yeah, baby.

So are you, like, part host?

Yeah, just want you to have a good time, you know?

Yeah.

Oh, this pasta ----ing sh--.

Are you happy with everything here?

Can I bring you anything else?

-It’s great. -All good.

Cool.

-I made a mess. -Don’t worry.

I am here at your service.

Joshua? 7:00, 7:30 for dinner.

Yeah, that’s early.

Jesus. [bleep]

Is that okay?

Well, do I have a choice?

-Are you having a go at me? -Please.

Kizzi, what the [bleep] are you doing?

You don’t set a dinner time without talking to the chef.

I don’t need Kizzi distracted by a guest.

Because now I’m the one in the sh--.

This is a nightmare.

But is it okay?

It’s going to have to be, isn’t it?

Don’t yell at me.

[bleep], no.

Once you get changed, crack on. Are you hungry?

-I could snack. -Just five minutes.

-Thank you. -No problem.

Girls, girls, you can get into your nights.

And then we start setting.

All right, all right, okay, let’s do this.

It’s not a resignation, is it?

No. No.

So my boyfriend passed on my birthday last year.

And the one year anniversary is in four days.

-Oh my gosh. -Yeah.

A year ago? What happened?

He had a shallow water blackout.

He was diving alone.

-Wow. So sorry. -Yeah.

It’s tough.

But I mean, I knew this day would come.

And I’ve tried to mentally prepare for it as much as I can.

But, like, feeling ill and then feeling exhausted.

And then, like, I feel like the body

really remembers things very well.

And I feel like that’s kind of what happened, too.

It’s a lot to juggle.

Yeah. Life is loss.

Yeah, life is.

You have to learn how to deal with the loss.

But you have to allow yourself to grieve

and still function at the same time.

Sure.

I really feel for her.

When you’re compromised and you’re sick,

the emotional part is you feel it much more.

So I want to make sure that she knows

we’re there to support her.

Sorry. For your loss.

No, it’s okay.

-It’s not easy. -I know.

-But I’ll push through. -Yeah.

Yeah.

----ing sh--.

Oh, [bleep].

Ai, [bleep].

Oh...

----ing hell.

I don’t know if I can get all this done by dinnertime.

Josh, don’t lose it. Don’t ----ing lose it.

[bleep] [bleep]

Pasta. Pasta. Pasta.

Can I come be a ring girl at one of your fights?

You can just be in my corner.

Why do you want to be a ring girl?

I’ve been a ring girl before. I thought it was so much fun.

-Swing it around. -Swing it around.

When we come to, just have it on the tilt.

Copy.

Oh, this pasta is ----ing bulls--.

Good job.

Doing what a bosun should do.

I’m proud of you.

-Lovely stuff, man. -Cheers, man.

Oil on them dreds.

Get off nice and gentle.

Oh, yeah.

He doesn’t ----ing listen, does he?

He brought out the vest and the beater.

He’s got two sleeveless tops.

-God. -Josh, that is all guests here.

Copy.

I asked what these were for.

-Ooh! -There we go.

Mushroom and truffle tortellini.

-Yes. -King crab caviar.

Sell the caviar. Sell the truffle.

Let’s go.

This is mushroom and truffle tortellini.

Some king crab and caviar.

-I would love some. -Yeah?

-There we go. -There you go.

How’s it going, guys? -Good.

We’re talking about kidnapping you and bringing you

back to the states, man.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, thank God. I’m happy.

They like it. Let’s just move on.

Forget about it now.

That’s perfect.

He just don’t miss.

Hey.

-Hi. -I’m going to go to bed.

-Ciao. -Sorry. I’m just...

-I’m so snotty. -Don’t worry about it.

-Good night. -Gracias.

Would you like any vegetables?

-Yes, please. -Yeah?

-Broccoli? -Yeah.

-And a couple carrots as well. -Cool.

David’s so fit.

There’s something about a boxer that is quite sexy.

I quite fancy the idea of being a wag

that just goes to the games.

Have a nice Range Rover and go to Pilates.

Seems ----ing great.

-Thank you. -Of course.

----ing hell, man.

I need to clean this ----ing mess.

I can’t even lie. Everything’s good.

Yeah, I like that snapper too.

-Kizzi, you little skunk. -Yeah?

You know, when you came in earlier and you were like,

Josh, 7:00, 7:30 dinner.

Yeah.

I need more time to make the food.

Okay, so we’ll come and ask you first.

Please.

-Were you finished? -I’m done.

You’re done?

Just follow your job list tonight, yeah?

-Yeah. -Nice one.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-You want me to go to bed? -Yes, please.

Okay.

Just check on the guests every now and then.

-Ciao bella. -Ciao.

Thank you so much

for another day’s amazing work.

Mademoiselle.

Grazi.

Going to bed.

Good night.

Okay.

I’ve never met anyone like Max.

He seems very... What’s the word?

What the "f" is a je ne sais-quoi?

See you now, madame.

Hello. How is everything?

-Everything is really good. -Everything is phenomenal.

Good.

You can come have a seat, maybe talk.

What are you guys talking about?

We were talking about you.

We both agree that you carry yourself

in a very mature manner, so...

Aw, that’s nice.

Are you a thrill seeker?

I like it to be... I like to be kept on the toes.

So, yeah, you’re a thrill seeker.

Yeah, I’m quite feisty.

Well, you have to show me your ways.

Well, I’ll show you my ways tomorrow night,

so then when you leave, no one’s talking about it.

That’s a great idea.

I know, I’m full of them.

And you gonna teach me it tomorrow?

Yeah.

How are we gonna navigate that?

Don’t know.

I feel like we have to come up with a game plan.

[giggles]

David doesn’t really have banter.

If you... What’s this? How does the saying go?

You fail to prepare...

-You prepare to fail? -You prepare to fail.

Yeah.

But he’s gorgeous.

I kind of do want to get with him.

[giggling]

I need to go check on everyone.

Go check on everybody. I’ll be right here.

Yeah.

Coming up...

-Did anyone sail before? -Hell no.

We’re sailing.

Oh, sh--.

Hey, Black, don’t do it, brother.

-You okay? -[vomits]

Damn it.

This was meant to be fun and easy.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

How’s that?

-Yeah. -All right.

How are you?

I’m pretty sure I have a sinus infection.

Do some little facial massage, you know, with your lymph nodes.

-Morning, morning. -Good morning.

Everyone’s getting up, so we’ll start bringing things up.

-Can I have some coffee, to0? -Yeah.

That’s cute.

And I want to do the prep for the anchor to drop.

-Yeah. -Just to be prepared, you know?

No, no, absolutely.

So, we’ve got, like, a white bit and then a gap.

Yeah.

All right, see the pin spring?

-Yeah. -See them, yeah.

So, what we want to do, take that slack out.

-Boom. -Lovely.

Yeah.

I just wanted to make things clear before

if I do put myself in a position.

That is, like, mad respect for you.

Thanks, Cap.

Joe definitely deserves the title of lead deckhand.

He’s strong on deck. He knows what he’s doing.

And I can trust him.

And so can Nathan.

I love that they have a great working relationship.

A little too friendly at times.

But it looks like they’re becoming pros over bros.

And I’m excited to see how the deck team progresses from here.

And now, if you needed to, you can disengage, see?

Okay, long black.

[laughing]

Okay, I’ve got one here ready.

Okay.

Bit of French toast if anyone’s interested.

Definitely interested.

Pork bacon and turkey bacon.

-Oh, turkey, bro. -This is good.

So the sailing lesson is booked for between 11 and 1.

What does the sailing consist of?

You all get in a little boat and...

We get a little yachtie.

Yeah, you’ll be a little yachtie.

So, have you been sailing before?

So, I was in a sailing club at FSU.

Right, you’re going sailing, then.

All right.

Do you want to go sailing today?

Yes.

Ready for some sailing?

We don’t need no life vests?

-[laughing] -[bleep]

You look really cute in your little jumpsuit.

Mine’s shrunken out, it’s gripping in all the wrong parts.

I love yours.

Need a hand, let me know.

I trust everyone’s very athletic and able.

Yeah, athletic and able.

Yes. You need a trim.

Got some blonde highlights coming through in there.

-Thank you. -Maybe grays.

[laughing]

-Nice to meet you. -Cameron.

-Did anyone sail before? -Hell, no.

I’m ready for anything.

Okay, so we’ll do life jackets, please.

Are they happy?

All right, all right.

So, no issues then, Nathan?

-No, happy, happy. -What a busy day.

We’re sailing, look, we’re sailing.

Go now, go now, all the way.

Oh, sh--.

-Okay. -Oh, I haven’t told you yet.

David sent me a good morning text.

-No, you’re lying. -No, I’m deadly serious.

I think this guy would have fallen in love

-if I gave him a cuddle now. -Yeah.

I just want a cheeky pat.

Please, I don’t want to sleep in a bunk bed.

Yeah.

-I’m feeling nauseous. -Are you?

Do I look nautical? You know?

That’s sh-- what I’m talking about right here.

Let me drive the boat.

Hey, Black, don’t do it, brother.

You okay?

[vomits]

Oh, it’s too late.

This was meant to be fun and easy.

I mean, they are professional athletes.

Oh, Cathy, you better call quits.

I have to say, we’re probably done with sailing.

Can I take my hat off to everyone that does this?

America’s Cup?

No wonder they’re in such good shape.

Bravado, Cathy, we’re ready for pick-up.

Yeah, Cathy, we are coming.

Ben, you feel all right?

We’re just waiting to be picked up by the tender.

Oh, okay.

Whap!

You did good.

I’m like...

-Thank you. -High five, yes.

Thanks, Cap.

Oh, I’m losing my ----ing mind today.

Ah, lost my shoe!

Can I drive the tender back?

Want to drive?

Max is going to get the guests.

Let’s swab it.

-Slide and slide! -Slide and slide, baby!

Woo!

Is ----ing Max coming back now? What the [bleep]?

Pick it up!

Looks good, doesn’t it?

It totally is.

Why is he not ----ing telling us?

Max, you should know, you know, you ----ing idiot.

How’s he not learned from the last time it’s happened?

Where was the warning?

Max, get the guest off the steering wheel.

[bleep]’s sake, man.

I don’t care.

What the [bleep]?

Lucky I was on the bridge watching.

The last charter, he let one of the guests

drive the tender, and he got ----ing bollocked for it.

Oh, really?

And now he’s doing the exact same thing again.

I’m sick of it.

I’m honestly dumbfounded that he’s just

let the guest drive the tender again.

Woo!

Max, come back to the boat.

Get your sh-- together on this deck.

The guests can’t drive the tender ever.

-Captain said was bad? -Yes, she came to me like this.

He’s just making stupid mistakes.

This is the main reason

I haven’t made him a lead deckhand.

Like, what is going through your brain, Max?

Like, how stupid can you be?

I glance up and saw them

and I’m like. what the [bleep]?

I know.

----ing hell.

All right, lads.

Oh my groin! Golly!

Hey, I’m a pro sailor now.

Are you?

-Morning. -Hola. How you doing?

Did you have fun?

I did, did you get some rest?

-I did. -Good job.

-Hello, welcome back. -Oh, thank you.

Ain’t gotta ask me twice.

Did you let one of the guests drive the tender?

He just wanted to see him, but was me the whole time.

You were in control at all times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I’m honestly disappointed.

He’s lying to my face.

This isn’t even about the lead deckhand role.

This is more personal.

I don’t even know if I can trust him anymore.

Don’t forget to give us a radio when you leave port as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He lied to me, I think.

I can see you in the leadership position.

-Lead deckhand? -Yeah, of course.

Balboa! Coming for you, baby.

-[laughing] -You’re an idiot.

How was it?

You know, because...

You’re tired?

I have a huge sinus headache, and then I can’t breathe.

I think when Bon’s six months happened,

I had these same symptoms,

and I completely forgot it.

So, just like, at this point

where I’m like, I can’t think right now.

So I’m just trying to pull through as much as I can.

[laughing]

You’ll get through this.

Yeah, I know.

How’s David?

-I wake up this morning. -Yeah.

And he sent me a whole good morning message.

You need to give him the sugar for another 24 hours

because our tip’s depending on you.

Yeah.

We all have our skills in this life.

I’m great at organizing and polishing cutlery,

and Kizzi is good at being a flirt.

She may as well put it to good use for the sake of the tip.

I need you to really focus.

-Get your head in the game. -Get your head in the game.

Maximus?

-I thought you went down. -No, no.

I thought it as well. I thought it as well.

-You went down in five minutes? -Yeah, in five minutes.

So, I know for a fact you lied to me

about the guest not driving the tender.

-I know for a fact... -No, I told...

Bro, you can speak to anyone you want.

I tell you, they drive inside the port,

but after when I was on the open sea, I took back the control.

But after last charter, remember, Captain came down.

She said no guest can ever drive the tender.

-Okay. -And that was last charter.

If we start lying and we start hiding things from each other,

it’s not good.

We can’t slack on charter.

We can’t just sit around

and do nothing when we’re on charter.

That’s why I was just coming back here.

Because the whole boat needs to be wiped down.

-Yeah. -Okay, thank you.

-No worries. -With the fingerprints.

Okay, you clean it up. Thank you.

Yo, Max, let’s do a deck check.

What’s for dinner tonight, family style again?

Yeah, it’s paella in the middle.

Oh, yum.

Oh, that’s right, they asked for that, eh?

It’s getting to the middle of the season,

and I feel like Josh is doing

an awful lot of family style dinners.

-This dinner? -Family style as well.

Really?

So we’ve got pan con tomato, octopus, gambas al ajillo.

Some garlic sweet potato.

You want one?

Mushroom and truffle tortellini.

Do you like some king crab and caviar?

I’m going to let this slide

because we’re having paella tonight.

Sure, that’s fine.

But he can’t keep doing this.

Guests come on for that really elevated super yacht experience.

If the tongs come out, it is not a sophisticated evening.

-I mean, it should be fine. -Right.

Oh, God.

Hey, V.

How do you feel?

It’s all the stress is catching up with my body.

I’m just trying to breathe through my symptoms.

Do you want to go rest?

I would love to.

-Go rest. -Okay.

-For how long? -As long as you need.

Okay.

Nathan, I sent V down. She’s really struggling.

-Okay. -For as long as she needs.

Okay, 100%. Thank you.

Victoria?

Yeah, she’s going to be done until she feels better.

Her face is kinda inflamed.

It’s heavy.

Victoria’s got pressure from Bon

and her birthday and everything.

And it’s just all in this pot. It’s thick.

Like, this is thick sh--.

I’m in me head.

I see the gravity of the situation she’s dealing with.

Am I the right guy to, like, make her feel better

and be there for her?

Like, [bleep].

That’s what happens when you kiss Joe Bradley,

you get infections.

You get instant infections and disease.

Yep. Nice.

[crying]

-Come on. -I’m so stressed.

Take three deep breaths with me, ready?

Ooh... Yeah.

Yeah?

Would you prefer to have dinner up here or on the main deck?

Let’s shoot for the formal dining room.

-Into the dining room? -Let’s do that.

Yeah, awesome.

It’s been neglected.

And what time would you like it?

7:45 or something like that.

Okay.

You’re going to take a deep breath in,

and you’re going to feel so good just to get it all out.

I have a playlist.

Fantastic.

Deserves to go absolutely off our not tomorrow.

Hey, you know what I’m thinking about?

What man?

You have a one-on-one in the cabins?

Yeah, but it’s very close quarters.

I want at least a meter in distance.

I’m riding the wave now.

-I can feel like the crest. -Yeah.

So, like, I’m going to have to get in.

Duck, duck that sh--, you know what I mean?

With Joe, the fact that he’s this committed

to V so early?

I can tell that it slightly is freaking Joe out.

I’m afraid that he might just try and push her away.

It’s going to be interesting to see how it plays out.

Oh, God, look at that.

Fantastic.

Cucumber, spinach, chickpeas.

After a day full of sailing,

these athletes, they need to carbo-load.

So, I’m going all out with a Spanish feast.

I try and stick to the traditional classic way

to make paella, but it will be different every time

because it’s done by feeling and touch.

So, it will be traditional with a slight twist of Josh.

Rice, cook consistently, baby, and I’ll love you forever.

Oh, my God, fingers crossed, fingers crossed.

V., V. Nathan, can you come to the sundeck, please?

Okay, on my way.

Joe, Joe, good night, bro.

I’ll need you on deck, probably like 10.

Yeah, copy.

Hey, did they want to have dinner in there?

Yeah, he asked. He said he likes formal dining.

All right, V, take the bowline, please.

Yep.

Starving.

Some time to get fly.

It takes time.

-All right, ready? -Yeah.

Yeah, nice.

-So, like the jacket. -Thank you.

-As well. -Thank you.

-Is that your painters? -Yeah.

Yeah, you’re good.

Josh, we’re almost there.

Amazing.

-Wait, wait, wait. -Don’t worry, man.

-What? -I can see.

Okay, but I’ll let you know, no?

Yeah, but I can see.

Okay, but if something happens, don’t say any now.

I’m the bosun, so you need to listen

when I tell you to do something.

You need to listen to me.

What the [bleep]?

The nude with the cream and the tan.

Oh, you put it together good.

-Contrast. -It’s good, well put together.

I’m gonna clean up here,

so if you guys go do the sea bobs, yeah.

There’s a seafood paella.

We’ve got shrimp, lobster, mussels,

chicken in there, parsley,

and lots of love as well.

You’ve been, like, extremely great.

Some calamari for you?

Oh, yes, please.

Would you like some potatoes platas?

-Melon? -Thank you, I appreciate that.

Some melon, some burrata, some pine nuts.

-Fire. -Amazing.

Incredible.

The food was talking to me more than anything.

I’m not going to lie to you.

I feel like I’m on crack today.

-Yeah. -I’m in a great mood.

I’m so glad.

It’s because I’m getting attention.

Honestly, that’s all I need.

Oh, you’re so in.

You’re so far in that you’re never going to come out.

You are not going to do what I think you’re going to do.

I will.

-You can knock off at ten. -Yeah, yeah.

-Can I have a ginger ale? -Yeah, sure, no problem.

I love every trip because it makes my legs

more and more toned while I’m getting paid.

[blows nose]

All right, you can finish at 10 and we can start at 6:30.

Oh, because that’s how we roll.

That’s how we roll.

Uh, mademoiselle? Cathy?

Si?

You think that I can put this in the dryer?

It’s not going to shrink.

No, no, it’ll be fine.

Please take my plate. I am so full, thank you so much.

Please take this.

It would be an honor.

-Where do you want to go? -Upstairs.

Yeah, absolutely.

If you could do a bin run as well, just through the night.

I’m gonna head down now, so good night.

-Love you. -Love you.

See you in the morning.

Ow!

-Hello. -Hello. What are you up to?

I’m going to come and see what’s doing.

Just in time, just in time.

This location is like prime real estate as far as that goes.

Yeah.

And it’s our little secret.

[laughs]

I know that hooking up with a guest on charter...

Big no, no. Not allowed.

But I’ve been known to bend the rules.

This is my, um, how to make the holiday special trick.

Next time on "Below Deck Med"...

Max, can you give cap distance on our bow?

She’s with me on the bow.

Don’t tell me to relax.

Just because you aren’t lead deckhand doesn’t mean

you get to throw your hands in there and say,

I’m not going to do my job.

-[sneezes] -You don’t sound well.

Whatever I’m experiencing is so in the thick of grief.

-Have you, darling? -Thank you, sir.

He’s like a dog with two dicks.