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Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...

There’s no thruster.

We’ve got to secure
the boat here.

[grunts]

Watch your fingers,
watch your fingers.

Wow, guys.

Okay, cap, we look
good in the stern.

Nathan showing up in
the heat of the moment.

I’m proud of him.

You can think about it,

but you must pick
a lead deckhand.

I don’t know how
to make this decision.

Oh, my God.

It’s almost the one year
anniversary of Bon’s passing,

which was on my birthday.

My feelings are kind of
just all over the place.

I won’t hurt her.

I just can’t.

Cuddles.

With Kizzi I feel like
I’m being self-destructive.

You can stay.

I’m gonna respect you.

Pointless hook-ups
is just something

that doesn’t
bring any fulfillment.

It doesn’t satisfy
anything for me anymore.

I’m sorry.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Morning, mate.

-[gasps]
-Oi!

Oh my God.
You ----ing scared me.

You scared
the [bleep] out of me.

I forgot you were in here.

-I wasn’t expecting you.
-I wasn’t expecting you.

This is my cabin.

Hello.

Just chilling on the dock.

What time is it there?

It’s almost midnight.

----ing hell.

I definitely miss Gael.

She is my comfort zone.

That sounds fantastic.

That sounds like a dream.

I have no interest whatsoever

in hooking up
with Kizzi anymore.

I’m more focusing
on the relationships

I care about and
focus on my work.

I’m gonna go.

Hello.

I don’t have any clean shirts.

-Oh!
-My polos.

-They’re here.
-Okay.

-I’ll bring one up to you.
-Yeah.

All’s well in the hood.

Did you have fun last night?

Oh, my God.
Such a fun time.

-Yeah.
-Honestly.

It’s hard, isn’t it?

I miss making out with him.

[groans]

-Hi.
-Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Yeah.

What’s wrong?

-I give a lot, you know?
-You do, yeah.

I respect that you’re French
and very touchy,

but you’ve got to
respect I’m English

and we’re a little
bit more, you know?

I always, like,
attract this kind of woman.

I know they ----ing like me,
but they don’t show it.

And it’s pissing me off
because me, I’m an open book.

We have a good thing here.

I just... I’m asking for a
little bit less pressure

and some more time to see
where things flourish.

-I’ll see you later.
-You let me know.

-Yeah.
-Whatever you figure out.

Ai, yi yi.

Let’s rock and roll.

Dude, you have such a nice
ass from this angle.

I know, eh?

I love a man on his
hands and knees.

Refilled.

Who the [bleep] put
suede on a boat?

I’ll take the flowers.

You’ve made me carry
the heavy things

and you’ve just got flowers.

I just couldn’t hand
you a bouquet of flowers.

I genuinely don’t even like you.

The feeling’s mutual.

I only like
you when I’m drunk.

I’m only joking, Kizzi.

Aye!

[farts]

That a little fart
that popped out?

-Yeah.
-----ing hilarious.

-Well done.
-Thanks, bro.

-We work well as a team.
-Yeah.

I work ----ing hard.

You saw it.

The first charter,
it was only me and him.

So I know he knows
like what is my value.

But I think like
you’re better because, bro,

you go like more and more
into like the finishing, bro.

When I saw you like this...

I was like, okay.
Okay, okay.

We’re going to get money.
Good times.

And after this,
we’re going to ----ing send it.

Yeah, like the son of Zod.

All crew, all crew.
I’m ready when you are

for our preference
sheet meeting.

Interior!
Meet in the crew mess.

Copy.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-Oh, yeah.
-Grab your folder.

Thank you so much.

Charter Six.
Very exciting.

Okay, this is going to
be the most fun charter.

Oh.

So Cameron is a
former football player

who is now in commercial
real estate.

He wants to treat his friends
to a once-in-a-lifetime trip.

Benjamin is Cameron’s
childhood best friend,

oversees all Cameron’s
business projects.

David is the youngest
of the group.

David’s fit.

He is a professional fighter
who has travelled the world

competing in mixed martial arts.

-I’m getting married.
-Yeah.

Mark has been Cameron’s
sommelier

for the past seven years

and is looking forward
to sharing his skills

during the trip.

TJ is a retired NFL player with
a Super Bowl under his belt.

And Jay is a freestyle
battle rapper

who toured with Lil’ Wayne.

The guests are excited to be
in Barcelona

during the America’s Cup

and are hoping that they will
get a chance to watch the race

from the yacht during the trip.

The America’s Cup is
an incredible race

that happens every four years.

It is equivalent to
the World Cup of Soccer.

So to be here in Barcelona
while on charter

and to be anchored near them
on the sidelines is incredible.

You’ve got to pinch yourself.

For night one, they want
to have a night of espionage.

Day two, the guests want
to try their hand

at sailing themselves

with a sailing lesson
and competition.

For dinner, they would
like paella valenciana.

These guys are going to
want a lot of meat.

-Yeah.
-Big boys, NFL players.

-You’re free to go.
-Yeah.

-Thanks, cap.
-Thanks, guys.

If you can give me
your thingamajigs,

that’d be great.

I thought about it.

And I’m going to
appoint my lead deckhand now.

-Perfect.
-Thank you.

I’m going to show Captain Sandy
my managerial capabilities

by choosing the
right lead deck hand.

So fingers crossed
today goes well.

Don’t worry, you’ll
have me well trained

-by the end of it, won’t you?
-Yeah.

[laughing]

Ready for charter, eh?

-What’s that from?
-I don’t know.

Yeah, I think it’s just,
like, over-exhaustion.

Mmm.

Last night, me and Victoria
have just done

a level up in our relationship.

I am still scared of things
evolving at a very rapid pace,

but I’m genuinely interested
in her well-being.

Like, is she okay?

Does she need someone
to talk to?

Can I be there
to help and support?

[laughing]

[bleep].
Caught ya.

Deck team, deck team.

Can we meet on
bridge deck aft, please?

Yeah, copy that, on me way.

Can you go on Pinterest and
look at espionage Tables?

Hey, Siri, show me
espionage tables.

Espionage.

We’re just going to
have a quick meeting.

I had a chat with
Captain Sandy.

She wanted me to appoint
the lead deck hand.

I’ll be open up
to the possibility

of being lead deckhand again.

I’ve had the position before,

but if Max is the lead deckhand,
there’s no hard feelings.

Less pressure, no problem.

I deserve the lead
deck hand position.

When you wanted to sleep
and you was food poisoning,

I was already, like,
ready to take responsibility

over my shoulder.

We’re missing two.
They have food poisoning.

Wow.

I will be the guy in charge.

We do, like, one side each,
and we make our way down.

Just let me know
when the tension is good.

We lost tension here.

Yeah, yeah, but we
will block it here.

Bro, I uncoiled this one.
Recoil it, please.

There is a problem inside it.

We’re going to uncoil it anyway.

Bro, please, can you do it?

I’m a fighter.
I’m a French.

I will never surrender myself.

I will fight until
the end, you know?

[chuckles]

Obviously, I’m impressed
with everyone’s progress

throughout the season so far.

You’ve come on,
leaps and bounds.

Max, you’ve worked really hard.

Joe, you’ve come on, and
you’ve smashed it as well.

So, based on, obviously,

working with Joe previously
and knowing him well,

I’ve decided to make him
lead deckhand.

No!

Coming up...

Joshua, 7-7:30 for dinner.

Yeah, that’s early.
Jesus.

[bleep]

-Are you having a go at me?
-Please.

Kizzi, what the [bleep]
are you doing?

Don’t set a dinner time
without talking to the chef.

But are they okay?

It’s going to have
to be, isn’t it?

Based on obviously
working with Joe previously

and knowing him well,

I’ve decided to make him
lead deckhand.

No, I felt this was
going to happen.

But that’s not
taking away from you, Max.

It’s just the way it is.

Right, guys, let’s
smash this charter, yeah?

What the [bleep]?
What the [bleep]?

Thanks for
delegating me, leader.

-Thanks, man.
-Thank you.

It has nothing to do
with friendship,

it’s all to do
with ----ing professionalism.

Oh, no.

I want to make you proud.

We’ll make ----ing
everyone proud.

[shouts]

All crew, all crew.
Guest arrival is 15 minutes out.

There’s something
with my hair.

I think it looks
really nice like that.

Charter ----ing six, baby.

Yes, sir, my guy.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
they’re coming.

Am I going to be in love?

-Welcome.
-----ing hell.

-Hi, I’m Aesha.
-Yeah, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

-Pleasure.
-Thank you. I’m David.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you, cheers.
Thank you.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

We are so excited.

Aesha’s going to show
you around the boat.

We’re going to take off and

then we’re going to
go watch the race.

-Amazing.
-Welcome, everyone.

It’s so nice to have you.

Get changed into our reds fast.

Yeah, red.

Watch your step, gentlemen.

This is the main deck aft.

Who’s the one that was
rapping with Lil’ Wayne?

Oh, that’s me.

-Really?
-Yes.

Oh, my God, that’s so cool.

Ah!

I have appointed
Joe as lead deckhand.

Oh, cool.

Woosah.

Deck team, deck team.

Let’s do luggage.

All right, so in here,
we’ve got the primary suite.

-Oh, Cam.
-Oh, fantastic.

Yeah, this is life.

And off the primary suite,
you’ve got the office and gym.

[grunting]

-Little top-off.
-What’s your name again?

-Kizzi.
-Kizzi.

-And you’re David.
-Yes, I’m David.

-Okay, I got it.
-Yeah, you remember.

Oh! Ooh!

All right, Captain.

We’re going to start
dropping our lines.

Great, go ahead.

Gracias.

Be up top in, like, 30.

Cheers, cheers.

I’ll do that line
while you’re on port.

Max, watch my bow.

Two meters, port side,
two ground lines.

Boat closing
on our starboard.

Got it.
I’m all set.

You guys can get the lines
and fenders in.

Thank you very much.

Nice work, Nathan.

Thank you, Captain.
Good work.

All crew, all crew,
ETA to anchorage is one hour.

All right.
I’ll grab the fenders.

-You’re a legend.
-Yeah.

Hello?

Kizzi.

-What? Sorry.
-Kizzi

-Kizzi. Kizzi.
-Yeah.

-Where are you from?
-From England.

So now you’re just
single on boats?

Single on boats.
Having a good time.

Okay.

He’s eye----ing me right now.

-And you do what?
-I’m a professional fighter.

And you’re single in
professional fighting?

Apparently, I’m supposed to fall
in love when I’m out here.

Everyone says that
for some reason.

I think you’re meant to.

-You think so?
-I think so.

Love athletes.

My ex-boyfriend’s
a professional athlete.

So, David, here I come.
Watch out.

-Do you have a social media?
-Yeah.

Instagram?

Yeah, I’m gonna follow you.

-Deal.
-Deal?

Part of me thinks
I should maybe start

a kissing bingo card
this season.

See how many people
I can tick off.

So, is there any way you
could start inflating

in the lazarette or not?

-I can, yeah.
-Oh, good.

-Yeah, go ahead.
-Copy that.

Thanks, Cap.

Deck crew, deck crew.
ETA, five minutes.

We’re gonna get
the nautibuoys out.

Josh, lunch, 1:30 to 2:00
is good,

because everyone’s
just hanging out.

Yeah.

We made it.

Tomahawk, I’m gonna
serve the bone on the plate.

Little platter for
the coconut fried shrimp.

Yeah.

And bread basket, and butter.
Don’t forget butter.

Football players eat a lot.

The worst thing as a chef
is to have the guests

leave the table hungry.

I do not want that
with these guys.

So, they’re getting
the protein packed lunch.

You might say, I’m leaving
it all out on the field.

Olive oil.
Olive oil.

Such a pain in the ass.

Yeah, I got it.

How was your day going?

Bad.

Drop the anchor.
Drop the anchor.

Maybe in, like,
five minutes

if you wanted to
start going upstairs?

We can do lunch.

-[bleep] wow!
-Yeah, baby.

Smells like Christmas.

Very long stay.

All set.
Thank you.

Actually, wait. It’s fine.
It’s good, it’s good, it’s good.

It’s good.

Josh, I have guests
on the sundeck.

Copy. Go with these.
Yeah.

Some garlic sweet potato.

Oh, yes, please.

Would you like three also?

Oh, you’re going up
a weight thing?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

The meat is here.

Oh, my guy.

I’ve got more of this guy,
so don’t be shy.

Props to the chef.

Take one more.
You want one?

Take it back to the room.

[blows nose]

Oh, look at that.
They got the sailboat.

That thing’s moving, too.

That’s one of them
going to be racing.

Ah.

I genuinely am going to
try and kiss this guest.

-Are you actually?
-Mm-hmm.

[bleep]

-Nobody got no words.
-Nobody’s talking.

I literally just
want to get ----ed.

Jesus [bleep],
you’re ----ing wild.

Oh, no.

As a chief stew,
this is kind of worrisome,

but Kizzi knows that,
you can have a fun flirt,

but you should never let
it get to the point

where they think they
could lean in and kiss you

and it would be okay.

I’m just going to trust Kizzi
to respect those boundaries.

I’m going to shag
on the bunnypad.

Please don’t.

Coming up...

Is ----ing Max
coming back now? [bleep]

Why is he not
----ing telling us?

There’s a guest
driving the tender.

Like, for [bleep]’s
sakes, really?

Has he not learned from
the last time this happened?

Captain, that’s four
nautibuoys on the water.

Thank you very much.

Joe, Nathan, can you come
to the sundeck?

Copy, coming to the sundeck.

Now that I’ve got this
lead deckhand role,

Nathan’s got another
level of trust now on deck.

Is that forward there now?

Yep.

We’ve only got half
a charter of season left.

Let’s make it good.

-It’s nice when it’s like this.
-Yeah.

It’s probably been the best
day out of all the season.

100%.

[bleep]

-I’m ----ing full.
-How’s lunch?

-Great.
-Amazing.

So America’s Cup is the
Super Bowl of sailing.

These boats do 65 miles an hour.

It starts in two minutes.

Today’s race begins with
the Alinghi Red Bull

and the American Magic.

Alinghi Red Bull Racing
and American Magic

approaching the start and
off to the races they go.

-That’s them racing now.
-The race has started.

The America’s Cup is very
important to New Zealand

because it’s something that
we are exceptionally good at.

Being a small country,

we obviously latch on and
take a lot of pride.

Oh, better paddle,
paddle, paddle, paddle.

This is lit.

How sick are those foils?

Alinghi Red Bull Racing
and American Magic keeping pace

here both well on their
foils, both with good speed.

The fact that we get to park up
alongside

an America’s Cup race,

this is like once in a
lifetime top tier experience.

Do you know how much money
people would pay to do this?

I feel bad for the Alinghi.

Are they quite far behind?

Yeah.

American Magic is almost
to the finish line...

and they’ve done it.

-That was awesome.
-This is why I love yachting.

You get paid to be
where people pay to be.

You ever drink coffee in a
hot tub in the Mediterranean?

I’m in two waters.

Bro, see where it’s attached?

Yeah.

I don’t like it.
It’s going to break.

Yeah, but wait... Yeah.

Not good.

-Nice.
-Good, man.

Good, man.

-What’s for dinner tonight?
-Family style tonight.

Some fresh pasta,
braised beef, mashed potato,

steamed vegetables,
sea bass.

And there’s some king crab.

-Great.
-It’s a lot.

Yeah.

You go ask him.

Yeah.
That’s such a good idea.

-I want to flirt with David.
-Yeah, baby.

So are you, like, part host?

Yeah, just want you to have
a good time, you know?

Yeah.

Oh, this pasta ----ing sh--.

Are you happy
with everything here?

Can I bring you anything else?

-It’s great.
-All good.

Cool.

-I made a mess.
-Don’t worry.

I am here at your service.

Joshua?
7:00, 7:30 for dinner.

Yeah, that’s early.

Jesus.
[bleep]

Is that okay?

Well, do I have a choice?

-Are you having a go at me?
-Please.

Kizzi, what the [bleep]
are you doing?

You don’t set a dinner time
without talking to the chef.

I don’t need Kizzi
distracted by a guest.

Because now I’m the one
in the sh--.

This is a nightmare.

But is it okay?

It’s going to have
to be, isn’t it?

Don’t yell at me.

[bleep], no.

Once you get changed, crack on.
Are you hungry?

-I could snack.
-Just five minutes.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

Girls, girls, you can
get into your nights.

And then we start setting.

All right, all right,
okay, let’s do this.

It’s not a resignation, is it?

No. No.

So my boyfriend passed on
my birthday last year.

And the one year anniversary
is in four days.

-Oh my gosh.
-Yeah.

A year ago?
What happened?

He had a shallow water blackout.

He was diving alone.

-Wow. So sorry.
-Yeah.

It’s tough.

But I mean, I knew
this day would come.

And I’ve tried to mentally
prepare for it as much as I can.

But, like, feeling ill
and then feeling exhausted.

And then, like, I feel
like the body

really remembers
things very well.

And I feel like that’s kind
of what happened, too.

It’s a lot to juggle.

Yeah. Life is loss.

Yeah, life is.

You have to learn how
to deal with the loss.

But you have to
allow yourself to grieve

and still function
at the same time.

Sure.

I really feel for her.

When you’re compromised
and you’re sick,

the emotional part is
you feel it much more.

So I want to make sure
that she knows

we’re there to support her.

Sorry. For your loss.

No, it’s okay.

-It’s not easy.
-I know.

-But I’ll push through.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

----ing sh--.

Oh, [bleep].

Ai, [bleep].

Oh...

----ing hell.

I don’t know if I can get
all this done by dinnertime.

Josh, don’t lose it.
Don’t ----ing lose it.

[bleep]
[bleep]

Pasta. Pasta. Pasta.

Can I come be a ring girl
at one of your fights?

You can just be in my corner.

Why do you want to
be a ring girl?

I’ve been a ring girl before.
I thought it was so much fun.

-Swing it around.
-Swing it around.

When we come to,
just have it on the tilt.

Copy.

Oh, this pasta is
----ing bulls--.

Good job.

Doing what a bosun should do.

I’m proud of you.

-Lovely stuff, man.
-Cheers, man.

Oil on them dreds.

Get off nice and gentle.

Oh, yeah.

He doesn’t ----ing listen,
does he?

He brought out the vest
and the beater.

He’s got two sleeveless tops.

-God.
-Josh, that is all guests here.

Copy.

I asked what these were for.

-Ooh!
-There we go.

Mushroom and truffle
tortellini.

-Yes.
-King crab caviar.

Sell the caviar.
Sell the truffle.

Let’s go.

This is mushroom and
truffle tortellini.

Some king crab and caviar.

-I would love some.
-Yeah?

-There we go.
-There you go.

How’s it going, guys?
-Good.

We’re talking about
kidnapping you and bringing you

back to the states, man.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, thank God.
I’m happy.

They like it.
Let’s just move on.

Forget about it now.

That’s perfect.

He just don’t miss.

Hey.

-Hi.
-I’m going to go to bed.

-Ciao.
-Sorry. I’m just...

-I’m so snotty.
-Don’t worry about it.

-Good night.
-Gracias.

Would you like any vegetables?

-Yes, please.
-Yeah?

-Broccoli?
-Yeah.

-And a couple carrots as well.
-Cool.

David’s so fit.

There’s something about
a boxer that is quite sexy.

I quite fancy the idea
of being a wag

that just
goes to the games.

Have a nice Range Rover
and go to Pilates.

Seems ----ing great.

-Thank you.
-Of course.

----ing hell, man.

I need to clean this
----ing mess.

I can’t even lie.
Everything’s good.

Yeah, I like that
snapper too.

-Kizzi, you little skunk.
-Yeah?

You know, when you came
in earlier and you were like,

Josh, 7:00,
7:30 dinner.

Yeah.

I need more time
to make the food.

Okay, so we’ll come
and ask you first.

Please.

-Were you finished?
-I’m done.

You’re done?

Just follow your
job list tonight, yeah?

-Yeah.
-Nice one.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-You want me to go to bed?
-Yes, please.

Okay.

Just check on the guests
every now and then.

-Ciao bella.
-Ciao.

Thank you so much

for another day’s
amazing work.

Mademoiselle.

Grazi.

Going to bed.

Good night.

Okay.

I’ve never met anyone
like Max.

He seems very...
What’s the word?

What the "f" is a
je ne sais-quoi?

See you now, madame.

Hello.
How is everything?

-Everything is really good.
-Everything is phenomenal.

Good.

You can come
have a seat, maybe talk.

What are you guys talking about?

We were talking about you.

We both agree that
you carry yourself

in a very mature manner, so...

Aw, that’s nice.

Are you a thrill seeker?

I like it to be...
I like to be kept on the toes.

So, yeah, you’re
a thrill seeker.

Yeah, I’m quite feisty.

Well, you have to
show me your ways.

Well, I’ll show you my
ways tomorrow night,

so then when you leave,
no one’s talking about it.

That’s a great idea.

I know, I’m full of them.

And you gonna
teach me it tomorrow?

Yeah.

How are we gonna
navigate that?

Don’t know.

I feel like we have to
come up with a game plan.

[giggles]

David doesn’t
really have banter.

If you... What’s this?
How does the saying go?

You fail to prepare...

-You prepare to fail?
-You prepare to fail.

Yeah.

But he’s gorgeous.

I kind of do want
to get with him.

[giggling]

I need to go check on everyone.

Go check on everybody.
I’ll be right here.

Yeah.

Coming up...

-Did anyone sail before?
-Hell no.

We’re sailing.

Oh, sh--.

Hey, Black,
don’t do it, brother.

-You okay?
-[vomits]

Damn it.

This was meant to
be fun and easy.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

How’s that?

-Yeah.
-All right.

How are you?

I’m pretty sure I have
a sinus infection.

Do some little facial massage,
you know, with your lymph nodes.

-Morning, morning.
-Good morning.

Everyone’s getting up, so
we’ll start bringing things up.

-Can I have some coffee, to0?
-Yeah.

That’s cute.

And I want to do the prep
for the anchor to drop.

-Yeah.
-Just to be prepared, you know?

No, no, absolutely.

So, we’ve got, like, a
white bit and then a gap.

Yeah.

All right, see the pin spring?

-Yeah.
-See them, yeah.

So, what we want to do,
take that slack out.

-Boom.
-Lovely.

Yeah.

I just wanted to make
things clear before

if I do put
myself in a position.

That is, like,
mad respect for you.

Thanks, Cap.

Joe definitely deserves
the title of lead deckhand.

He’s strong on deck.
He knows what he’s doing.

And I can trust him.

And so can Nathan.

I love that they have a
great working relationship.

A little too friendly at times.

But it looks like they’re
becoming pros over bros.

And I’m excited to see how the
deck team progresses from here.

And now, if you needed to,
you can disengage, see?

Okay, long black.

[laughing]

Okay, I’ve got one here ready.

Okay.

Bit of French toast
if anyone’s interested.

Definitely interested.

Pork bacon and turkey bacon.

-Oh, turkey, bro.
-This is good.

So the sailing lesson is
booked for between 11 and 1.

What does the sailing
consist of?

You all get in
a little boat and...

We get a little yachtie.

Yeah, you’ll be
a little yachtie.

So, have you been
sailing before?

So, I was in
a sailing club at FSU.

Right, you’re going
sailing, then.

All right.

Do you want
to go sailing today?

Yes.

Ready for some sailing?

We don’t need no life vests?

-[laughing]
-[bleep]

You look really cute
in your little jumpsuit.

Mine’s shrunken out, it’s
gripping in all the wrong parts.

I love yours.

Need a hand, let me know.

I trust everyone’s
very athletic and able.

Yeah, athletic and able.

Yes.
You need a trim.

Got some blonde highlights
coming through in there.

-Thank you.
-Maybe grays.

[laughing]

-Nice to meet you.
-Cameron.

-Did anyone sail before?
-Hell, no.

I’m ready for anything.

Okay, so we’ll do
life jackets, please.

Are they happy?

All right, all right.

So, no issues then, Nathan?

-No, happy, happy.
-What a busy day.

We’re sailing,
look, we’re sailing.

Go now, go now, all the way.

Oh, sh--.

-Okay.
-Oh, I haven’t told you yet.

David sent me
a good morning text.

-No, you’re lying.
-No, I’m deadly serious.

I think this guy
would have fallen in love

-if I gave him a cuddle now.
-Yeah.

I just want a cheeky pat.

Please, I don’t want
to sleep in a bunk bed.

Yeah.

-I’m feeling nauseous.
-Are you?

Do I look nautical?
You know?

That’s sh-- what I’m
talking about right here.

Let me drive the boat.

Hey, Black, don’t
do it, brother.

You okay?

[vomits]

Oh, it’s too late.

This was meant to
be fun and easy.

I mean, they are
professional athletes.

Oh, Cathy,
you better call quits.

I have to say, we’re
probably done with sailing.

Can I take my hat off to
everyone that does this?

America’s Cup?

No wonder they’re in
such good shape.

Bravado, Cathy, we’re
ready for pick-up.

Yeah, Cathy, we are coming.

Ben, you feel all right?

We’re just waiting to be
picked up by the tender.

Oh, okay.

Whap!

You did good.

I’m like...

-Thank you.
-High five, yes.

Thanks, Cap.

Oh, I’m losing
my ----ing mind today.

Ah, lost my shoe!

Can I drive the tender back?

Want to drive?

Max is going to get the guests.

Let’s swab it.

-Slide and slide!
-Slide and slide, baby!

Woo!

Is ----ing Max coming back
now? What the [bleep]?

Pick it up!

Looks good, doesn’t it?

It totally is.

Why is he not
----ing telling us?

Max, you should know, you know,
you ----ing idiot.

How’s he not learned from
the last time it’s happened?

Where was the warning?

Max, get the guest
off the steering wheel.

[bleep]’s sake, man.

I don’t care.

What the [bleep]?

Lucky I was on
the bridge watching.

The last charter,
he let one of the guests

drive the tender, and he got
----ing bollocked for it.

Oh, really?

And now he’s doing
the exact same thing again.

I’m sick of it.

I’m honestly dumbfounded
that he’s just

let the guest drive
the tender again.

Woo!

Max, come back to the boat.

Get your sh-- together
on this deck.

The guests can’t drive
the tender ever.

-Captain said was bad?
-Yes, she came to me like this.

He’s just making
stupid mistakes.

This is the main reason

I haven’t made
him a lead deckhand.

Like, what is going
through your brain, Max?

Like, how stupid can you be?

I glance up and saw them

and I’m like.
what the [bleep]?

I know.

----ing hell.

All right, lads.

Oh my groin!
Golly!

Hey, I’m a pro sailor now.

Are you?

-Morning.
-Hola. How you doing?

Did you have fun?

I did, did you get
some rest?

-I did.
-Good job.

-Hello, welcome back.
-Oh, thank you.

Ain’t gotta ask me twice.

Did you let one of
the guests drive the tender?

He just wanted to see him,
but was me the whole time.

You were in control
at all times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

I’m honestly disappointed.

He’s lying to my face.

This isn’t even about
the lead deckhand role.

This is more personal.

I don’t even know if
I can trust him anymore.

Don’t forget to give us a radio
when you leave port as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He lied to me, I think.

I can see you in
the leadership position.

-Lead deckhand?
-Yeah, of course.

Balboa! Coming for you, baby.

-[laughing]
-You’re an idiot.

How was it?

You know, because...

You’re tired?

I have a huge sinus headache,
and then I can’t breathe.

I think when Bon’s
six months happened,

I had these
same symptoms,

and I completely forgot it.

So, just like, at
this point

where I’m like,
I can’t think right now.

So I’m just trying to pull
through as much as I can.

[laughing]

You’ll get through this.

Yeah, I know.

How’s David?

-I wake up this morning.
-Yeah.

And he sent me a whole
good morning message.

You need to give him
the sugar for another 24 hours

because our tip’s
depending on you.

Yeah.

We all have our
skills in this life.

I’m great at organizing
and polishing cutlery,

and Kizzi is good
at being a flirt.

She may as well put it to good
use for the sake of the tip.

I need you to really focus.

-Get your head in the game.
-Get your head in the game.

Maximus?

-I thought you went down.
-No, no.

I thought it as well.
I thought it as well.

-You went down in five minutes?
-Yeah, in five minutes.

So, I know for a fact
you lied to me

about the guest
not driving the tender.

-I know for a fact...
-No, I told...

Bro, you can speak
to anyone you want.

I tell you, they
drive inside the port,

but after when I was on the open
sea, I took back the control.

But after last charter,
remember, Captain came down.

She said no guest
can ever drive the tender.

-Okay.
-And that was last charter.

If we start lying and we start
hiding things from each other,

it’s not good.

We can’t slack on charter.

We can’t just sit around

and do nothing when
we’re on charter.

That’s why I was
just coming back here.

Because the whole boat
needs to be wiped down.

-Yeah.
-Okay, thank you.

-No worries.
-With the fingerprints.

Okay, you clean it up.
Thank you.

Yo, Max, let’s do a deck check.

What’s for dinner tonight,
family style again?

Yeah, it’s paella
in the middle.

Oh, yum.

Oh, that’s right,
they asked for that, eh?

It’s getting to the
middle of the season,

and I feel like Josh is doing

an awful lot of
family style dinners.

-This dinner?
-Family style as well.

Really?

So we’ve got pan con tomato,
octopus, gambas al ajillo.

Some garlic sweet potato.

You want one?

Mushroom and
truffle tortellini.

Do you like some
king crab and caviar?

I’m going to let this slide

because we’re having
paella tonight.

Sure, that’s fine.

But he can’t keep doing this.

Guests come on for that really
elevated super yacht experience.

If the tongs come out, it is
not a sophisticated evening.

-I mean, it should be fine.
-Right.

Oh, God.

Hey, V.

How do you feel?

It’s all the stress is
catching up with my body.

I’m just trying
to breathe through my symptoms.

Do you want to go rest?

I would love to.

-Go rest.
-Okay.

-For how long?
-As long as you need.

Okay.

Nathan, I sent V down.
She’s really struggling.

-Okay.
-For as long as she needs.

Okay, 100%. Thank you.

Victoria?

Yeah, she’s going to be
done until she feels better.

Her face is kinda inflamed.

It’s heavy.

Victoria’s got pressure
from Bon

and her birthday
and everything.

And it’s just all in this pot.
It’s thick.

Like, this is thick sh--.

I’m in me head.

I see the gravity of the
situation she’s dealing with.

Am I the right guy to,
like, make her feel better

and be there for her?

Like, [bleep].

That’s what happens when
you kiss Joe Bradley,

you get infections.

You get instant infections
and disease.

Yep. Nice.

[crying]

-Come on.
-I’m so stressed.

Take three deep breaths
with me, ready?

Ooh... Yeah.

Yeah?

Would you prefer to have dinner
up here or on the main deck?

Let’s shoot for
the formal dining room.

-Into the dining room?
-Let’s do that.

Yeah, awesome.

It’s been neglected.

And what time would you like it?

7:45 or something like that.

Okay.

You’re going to take
a deep breath in,

and you’re going to feel
so good just to get it all out.

I have a playlist.

Fantastic.

Deserves to go
absolutely off our not tomorrow.

Hey, you know what
I’m thinking about?

What man?

You have a one-on-one
in the cabins?

Yeah, but it’s
very close quarters.

I want at least
a meter in distance.

I’m riding the wave now.

-I can feel like the crest.
-Yeah.

So, like, I’m going
to have to get in.

Duck, duck that sh--,
you know what I mean?

With Joe, the fact
that he’s this committed

to V so early?

I can tell that it slightly
is freaking Joe out.

I’m afraid that he might
just try and push her away.

It’s going to be interesting
to see how it plays out.

Oh, God, look at that.

Fantastic.

Cucumber, spinach, chickpeas.

After a day full of sailing,

these athletes,
they need to carbo-load.

So, I’m going all out
with a Spanish feast.

I try and stick
to the traditional classic way

to make paella, but it
will be different every time

because it’s done
by feeling and touch.

So, it will be traditional
with a slight twist of Josh.

Rice, cook consistently, baby,
and I’ll love you forever.

Oh, my God, fingers crossed,
fingers crossed.

V., V. Nathan, can you come
to the sundeck, please?

Okay, on my way.

Joe, Joe, good night, bro.

I’ll need you on deck,
probably like 10.

Yeah, copy.

Hey, did they want to
have dinner in there?

Yeah, he asked.
He said he likes formal dining.

All right, V,
take the bowline, please.

Yep.

Starving.

Some time to get fly.

It takes time.

-All right, ready?
-Yeah.

Yeah, nice.

-So, like the jacket.
-Thank you.

-As well.
-Thank you.

-Is that your painters?
-Yeah.

Yeah, you’re good.

Josh, we’re almost there.

Amazing.

-Wait, wait, wait.
-Don’t worry, man.

-What?
-I can see.

Okay, but I’ll let
you know, no?

Yeah, but I can see.

Okay, but if something happens,
don’t say any now.

I’m the bosun, so
you need to listen

when I tell you to do something.

You need to listen to me.

What the [bleep]?

The nude with the cream
and the tan.

Oh, you put it together good.

-Contrast.
-It’s good, well put together.

I’m gonna clean up here,

so if you guys go do
the sea bobs, yeah.

There’s a seafood paella.

We’ve got shrimp,
lobster, mussels,

chicken in there, parsley,

and lots of love as well.

You’ve been, like,
extremely great.

Some calamari for you?

Oh, yes, please.

Would you like some
potatoes platas?

-Melon?
-Thank you, I appreciate that.

Some melon, some burrata,
some pine nuts.

-Fire.
-Amazing.

Incredible.

The food was talking to me
more than anything.

I’m not going to lie to you.

I feel like I’m on crack today.

-Yeah.
-I’m in a great mood.

I’m so glad.

It’s because
I’m getting attention.

Honestly, that’s all I need.

Oh, you’re so in.

You’re so far in that
you’re never going to come out.

You are not going to do what
I think you’re going to do.

I will.

-You can knock off at ten.
-Yeah, yeah.

-Can I have a ginger ale?
-Yeah, sure, no problem.

I love every trip
because it makes my legs

more and more toned
while I’m getting paid.

[blows nose]

All right, you can finish at 10
and we can start at 6:30.

Oh, because that’s how we roll.

That’s how we roll.

Uh, mademoiselle?
Cathy?

Si?

You think that I can
put this in the dryer?

It’s not going to shrink.

No, no, it’ll be fine.

Please take my plate.
I am so full, thank you so much.

Please take this.

It would be an honor.

-Where do you want to go?
-Upstairs.

Yeah, absolutely.

If you could do a bin run
as well, just through the night.

I’m gonna head down now,
so good night.

-Love you.
-Love you.

See you in the morning.

Ow!

-Hello.
-Hello. What are you up to?

I’m going to come and
see what’s doing.

Just in time, just in time.

This location is like prime
real estate as far as that goes.

Yeah.

And it’s our little secret.

[laughs]

I know that hooking up
with a guest on charter...

Big no, no.
Not allowed.

But I’ve been known
to bend the rules.

This is my, um, how to make
the holiday special trick.

Next time on "Below Deck Med"...

Max, can you give
cap distance on our bow?

She’s with me on the bow.

Don’t tell me to relax.

Just because you aren’t
lead deckhand doesn’t mean

you get to throw your
hands in there and say,

I’m not going to do my job.

-[sneezes]
-You don’t sound well.

Whatever I’m experiencing is
so in the thick of grief.

-Have you, darling?
-Thank you, sir.

He’s like a dog with two dicks.