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"Below Deck Med"...

All of the sexual tension is
exploding over everyone’s faces.

And you know what?

I’m not actually mad about it.

Oh, la, la!

I’m helping women get the
right to the meaningless snog.

This is woman empowerment.

I’m going to be swapping
you guys this time.

I can’t wait.

Maybe.

-You like to be wanted.
-Center of attention.

And I’m not right now.

She’s making me feel like
a little bit small.

And I hate the fact
that somebody

has the power to
do that to me.

-Ooh.
-Oh, Jesus.

Kamil and Patrycja
are celebrating

their 20th wedding anniversary.

They would like a suckling
pig from Madrid.

Is there like a servant
you can send to us?

Stop it.

I don’t know if this
guy thinks he’s being funny?

He’s the guy you’ve
been worried about.

-Can we get that line off?
-Leave that line there.

-Who said to take the line off?
-It was an accident.

Don’t take the ----ing
line off.

Yeah, come.

Nathan!

Could you go do your job?

Oh [bleep].

Who’s in the tender?

Max, come back to the boat.

Get your sh-- together
on this deck.

Now I’m pissed.

Max, Max, come back
to the boat.

You can’t let the guest
drive the tender.

Woo!

Oh, yeah!

This isn’t a free-for-all.

Get your ----ing sh--
together on this deck.

You understand?

Get Max back to the boat.

Max, Captain asked you to
come back to the boat.

Get back to the boat.

He heard that.

Be a boss.
That can never happen again.

You got to ask.

He took initiation to
get him onto the tender.

Well, that’s when you pause him,
because you’re in charge.

After this,
he can bring the slide out.

[bleep]’s sakes.

I’m getting sh-- from him
doing that?

It’s bullsh--.

-You’re doing fantastic, bro.
-It’s bullsh--?

Max!
Get back to the ----ing boat.

The captain is coming down
on me so ----ing hard,

and you’re that stupid to let
the guest drive the tender.

I feel like you ----ing want
me fired at this stage.

What’s up in the...

The guests can’t drive
the tender, ever.

Okay.

Can’t leave the boat
without telling the captain.

Captain Sandy was mad?

Yes, she came to me like this.

Okay.

Girls, girls,
the cabins are open.

-Pleasure, treasure.
-Copy.

-Be a boss.
-I am.

I just can’t see this far.

Pressure makes us better,

because when you
apply that pressure

and you have that
expectation for a crew member,

they step into it,

because it’s a
challenge for them,

and they see your
belief in them.

And when you have
that belief in someone,

they don’t want to disappoint
you, nor themselves.

That’s pathetic, isn’t it?

I don’t even want to put it out.

It’s embarrassing.

You’re not.
It’s never going out again.

Never.

Josh, this dinner...

It’s going to be a big one.

Just family-style as well.

Really?

-So, we’ve got the pig.
-Yeah.

Octopus,
panko and tomato,

and ham, truffle
and cheese, croquettes.

Nice.

The guests want this really
authentic Spanish experience.

It’s called cochinillo,

and it requires a lot of prep
that goes into it beforehand.

It kind of makes me feel
a bit bad at the sight

to just put this whole pig
in the oven like that.

But I can’t look
at it emotionally.

I’ve trained myself not to.

This is part of being a chef.

I was told to be a boss.
Am I not being a boss?

-You are.
-Yeah, proper.

Okay, thank you.

See that pathetic float?

We’re never putting
that out again.

I just want to know that my team
is on the same wavelength,

the people that I work with.

So, just to fix that up now,
just the nautibuoys,

and all of that.

What’s the next step?
What can I do to...

So, we’ll connect the
two hoses up to the slide.

-Okay.
-Ah, yeah.

That was like the
long moment of...

Okay, okay.

Cathy’s on mornings.

She still spends a lot
more time outside than I do.

Would you want
some more white wine?

Yeah, I never say
no to a good thing.

But maybe that’s a me thing.

I don’t know.
I don’t see.

Aesha’s thing is make it fair.
You take turns.

I haven’t spent any time
with these guests

because I’ve been in the cabins.

Next charter, it’s
Kizzi’s turn.

You’re good, Kizz.

-Thank you so much.
-Pleasure.

What the [bleep]?

We grab on to it.

Look at them things.

How disgusting they are.

You know what?
They’re not bad.

-Kizzitronics.
-Yeah.

You seem off again today.

Yeah, I am.

What’s wrong?

I was used to being
your right-hand man.

Yes.

And now I feel like I’m useless.

I’m not going to pull you
up at normal starter plates,

main plates.

-Yeah, family style tonight.
-Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

That’s good to know.

She’s a better stew than I am.

I don’t think you should say

she’s a better stew
than you are.

She’s got a lot
more experience than me.

This is literally what
I was trying to avoid

by making Cathy second stew.

I wanted to create one
big interior happy family

and it’s all falling apart.
Thanks to me.

I don’t mean to be like, oh,
I appreciate you checking.

I’m going to give Kizzi some
concentrated love and attention.

Shhh. Shhh.

I’m just feeling all
the feelings and then...

All right, guys.
Captain’s on my ass.

I’m bringing
the professionalism.

The guests shouldn’t
drive tenders.

It’s unacceptable.

We need to be able
to trust each other,

especially as a team.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

[laughing]

-Oplah.
-Oplah.

What is the theme tonight?
It’s mesh.

-’60s Spanish.
-Oh.

It’s time to change, everybody.

Phew.

God damn, I’m good-looking.

Whoa.

Ready for dinner?

We give kudos for men
and women in their 20s

to be so positive and energetic.

It’s hard to find that
within the 20-year-olds.

Thank you.
I love that.

I know.
I date all of them.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah, get the tatas out!

-You look gorgeous!
-Damn, girl, the tatas!

-Hey.
-Hey, madame.

Hello.

Where do you come from?

-Um, Espania.
-Yeah.

What are you gawking at?

Mmm.

I’m enjoying the flirt.

I’m enjoying the attention.

It’s not that deep, really.

But to me, that’s normal.

My mom owned a taxi
company when I was growing up.

She was so busy.
I was left alone quite a lot.

We’ve never eaten dinner
at a table as a family.

But I don’t think of it as sad.

That’s just really what made
me quite an independent person.

-I’m down.
-You’re going to bed.

-Like, bed, bed.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, goodnight.

I just came down for something.

No.

-Josh, let’s roll, baby.
-Let’s do it.

Captain, you can
help run plates.

Sure.

A toast to the hosts.

Kizzi.
Both of the twins free now.

Just take one. Go.

Come on, y’all.

Oh, [bleep].

Whoa.

-No way.
-Oh, my God!

Get a picture of that.

Wow.

There’s nine at dinner tonight.

Oh, man.

So we’ve got pan con tomate,
octopus, gambas al ajillo,

patatas bravas.

And obviously, in the middle,
we have the cochinillo.

Let’s dig in.

Can we have a glass
of Spanish red wine?

Yep, sure.

Okay, I’m going to carve this
little piggy up.

Do you want to go
and help Kizzi in cabins?

Yeah, absolutely.

Bang. [bleep] Off.
[bleep] off.

Michelin star, right?

I think the food is top notch.

Thank you, guys.
I appreciate that.

Maybe we can poach
you to open something.

I don’t know
we can afford him.

Maybe not.

----ing smashed it, mate.

-Might gag.
-Gag?

-That’s sweat.
-Oh.

It’s moist.
I can feel it.

-Stop.
-What a sweaty man.

Now, the super sexy night on
the Mediterranean starts.

Mmm!

Salud.

Aesha, Aesha, that’s
all the cabins done.

Thank you.

----ing smashed it, mate.

See, that’s why I
wake up at five o’clock

to get sh-- like that done.

[chuckles]

-Oh.
-Oh, my God!

Was that painful?

Ah. [bleep].

-Did it hurt?
-No, I’m good.

Oh.

It’s like this has
no alcohol in it.

I’m going to do the early log.

Yeah. Sweet.

We can just leave
the jetski ’til morning.

-Thank you, bro.
-Thank you, man.

Come on, you guys.
Let’s go.

Nighty night.
Night, Aesha.

Thank you for
being great as always.

Just ----ing bored.

Oh my God.

Oh Jesus Christ.

My Jesus.

I was gonna go in there
for a minute and now I’m not.

I’m out.
I’m going to bed.

Cathy, you look tense,
you want to relax in here?

Oh no, I don’t know what’s
going on down here.

My wife does not take
her top off for much,

but for this she might
take her top off for real.

Really?

Might take her... bottoms off?
Let’s take her bottoms off.

Oh, my. I’m out!

My shorts are off!

Oh my God.

How am I going to
get my shorts down?

I have no idea.

Bitch, I am literally so
happy to hear from you.

Everyone on this crew is
like such a wonderful person.

I hope it’s not a trick.

A little bit.

It’s nine days until
the one year anniversary

of Bon’s passing,
which was on my birthday.

And I just, I don’t know,

my feelings are kind of
just all over the place.

Because Bon would
want me to move on,

but I didn’t expect
to open up to Joe

and, like,
let him in this quickly.

Now that we’re getting
more intimate,

I feel for my heart that I need
to talk to Joe about this.

I hope he understands
the situation

and what it means to me.

Because I’m deathly
afraid about it.

I actually really got
to start going to bed.

I have to be up at six a.m.

Love you, too.

You have an absolutely gorgeous
bathroom in your cabin.

Oh, but you’re going
to get your steps in.

You’re going to burn off
some of the alcohol

and some of the food.

I don’t want to see your penis.

My friends and family are
always super jealous

that I get to travel the world
on these luxury yachts.

She probably
wouldn’t appreciate it.

And this is what you call
Instagram versus reality.

I don’t want you to stand there.
That’s not going to happen.

You need to go into the hot tub.

I’m not diving.

Oh, that would
make me so happy.

Thank you.

He’s a ----ing lunatic.

----ing hell.

We want a long time together.
We’re being babysat.

Oh, my head.

Let’s go and see
Carla and Miguel.

Housekeeping!

I’m not going to be
allowed in your house anymore.

She’s not going to allow me in.

Oh, my God.
Michael!

I did not do that.

You ----ing did it.

Joe, Joe.
I’ve got a glass smashed.

Copy, on my way.

-Michael.
-Okay, people.

It’s totally unacceptable.

Let’s go in our rooms.
It’s a dangerous situation.

So dangerous up here.

I’m so happy you’ve
had a lovely night.

-Thank you.
-I will see you in the morning.

Just go to ----ing bed
you absolute dickheads.

Coming up...

Four meters to the dock.

I cannot move this boat.

There’s no thruster.

[bleep]’s sake.
Two meters to the dock.

I can’t move it.
I can’t move it.

-Go, go, go!
-[bleep]

You know when you wake up

and you instantly have
voices in your head?

You hear voices?

Your inner monologue.

-Good morning.
-Good morning, Bro man.

I know the weather’s
coming down.

-This weather?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We’ll start with the...

-Jetskis?
-Jetskis.

Go away.

Oh, that’s a good sight.

You bent over the table.

Shut up, Nathan.

Get the line, get the line.

All right, get off.

You can feel the wind pick up.
We just went to 22 knots.

Yeah, boy.
Yeah, boy.

What do I have to do?

Just go like this.
Yeah, boy.

Looks good there.
We’ll do the nautibuoys.

Yeah, boy.
Yeah, boy.

Yeah, boy.

Have a good day.

It’s all right.
No ----ing around.

Just do our jobs.

----ing mingling with
interior for a couple of days.

Yeah, yeah, no,
it’s good, it’s good.

Nathan, can you come to the bow
and start hauling the anchor?

Yeah, I’m on my way, Captain.

Let’s head back to
Marina Portvale.

Golly, okay.

Just the nose to lift up a bit.

And after we will
swing all the lines.

Yep.

Nice.

Oh. Tired.

Yeah, I know.

One on deck.

-Kizzi.
-Yeah?

The table looks wonderful.

Oh.

Ugh! Ugh!

Yeah.

That is actually it.

-Anchor in the pocket.
-Thank you, Nathan.

All crew,
30 minutes to the dock.

-What’s up?
-What’s up, party animal?

How you doing
this morning, my man?

I’m ready to have the fluids.

Hello, Cap.

Hey, when we dock,
we’re going to have wind.

Okay.

So it’s important that
you’re precise, right?

Okay.

Yesterday was a tough
day for you guys.

Yeah.

And I need you
to be more of a boss.

Bring that professionalism
for me.

Yeah. Will do, Cap.
Thank you.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

That is quite the V.

The blood needs to
get to me toes.

[chattering]

Did you guys sleep well?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

All good.

I heard you were naughty
last night.

His nickname was Crazy Mike,
for a reason.

Hey, mademoiselle.

Thank you.

French croissant.

Let me put my clothes on.

We don’t need it, where we go.

[laughing]

Oh, I just woke up.

-You want?
-No, thank you.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

My throat hurts.

What time is breakfast?

We can start bringing
food up if you like.

Are you guys ready
for breakfast?

Yeah.

Josh, we can go
with breakfast.

Copy.

Well done for what you did.

Welcome.

Going to be a good day.

I’ve got loads
more sh-- to come, so...

Oh, wow, we love you.

-Rock and roll.
-How many would you like?

I’ll take two, please.

Wow. More food.

-Delicious.
-It is delicious.

Nathan, make sure you go low,

because if I am next
to that sailboat...

Yeah, on the wing station?

-Yeah.
-Cool.

-You like it?
-Yeah, we’ll get it.

Nice. Thanks, Josh.

Oh, the man. The myth.
The legend.

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning.

How bad were they?

They were bad, eh?

So, Mike, you were really
in a hot tub naked?

We both were.

Where shall I jump in?

If you could pop into
cabins with Kizzi,

that would be awesome.

This is disgusting.

Lads, so when we’re docking,
it’s going to be a challenge.

-Okay.
-It’s extremely windy.

We’re going to have the same
setup in the stern.

Me, Joe and V.

Once he’s done, he’ll come up.

-Let’s ----ing bring it back.
-Yeah.

Get the focus in.

Get the game faces on.

After so many
misses in a row,

and Captain Sandy
coming down on us,

I just need this docking
to go well.

Good luck with the docking.

Cathy is going to
be a great mother.

The way she yelled
at us last night...

Oh, I’m so pleased.

----ing did that.

-Oh, OK.
-I’m sorry.

Are you in a good mood?

[sighs]

Those are some nice boats.

I like your setup.

Oh, thanks.
I stole it from you.

Those are [bleep].

The wind just gets my
hair going everywhere.

17 knots.

The wind’s behind us.

Oh, that’s windy.

Yeah, it’s ----ing windy.

Yeah.

I’m going to back into
it because of the wind.

Okay, copy.

What’s behind me?
I need your eyes back there.

All clear to go back.

Oh, aye.

Dude.

I can’t even back
my car into my garage.

Parking this thing?
Geez.

Feel the current.

10 meters from the key.

This is so tight.
It’s so windy.

Can we have three meters
to port, please?

I don’t have a bow thruster.

Three meters to port.

This thing isn’t working.
[bleep]

She... I don’t know.

Cap, need to go to port
by four meters.

Ben, I need help.

That’s not good.

I need to drop this fender.

Four meters to the dock.

I cannot move this boat.

There’s no thruster.

Oh, sh--.

I don’t want to crush the
sailboat to my starboard side.

We need the bow thruster.

[bleep]. Six.

Two meters to the dock.

I can’t move it.
I can’t move it.

[bleep]
This one’s nuts.

Can we go four meters to port?

Like it’s not working.
There’s no thruster.

[bleep], this is so hard.

I need to go to
port by four meters.

I need to drop this fender.

I don’t know what’s going on.

We’ve got to secure
the boat here.

-I can’t move it.
-Copy.

The wind’s really strong.

-Are we walking it?
-We’re going to secure here.

[humming]

Go!

Would you like us to bring the
lines over to the other...

Great idea.

Without the bow thrusters,
the deck team

needs to put the lines
in a certain place,

and then we need to
use the windlasses

to pull the boat over.

She’s going to split the decks
and bring us over,

so tighten up on that.

One little wrong move could
end our charter season,

so those milliseconds matter.

Wait. Watch your fingers.
Watch your fingers.

Look at her docking.

How do you do your job?

-Keep giving them slack.
-Okay.

Slack, slack,
slack, slack, slack.

Tighten up on that, and take
the slack out of the water

on this cross line.

Would you be able to shift
us over with split the stakes?

-Ready?
-Yeah, we’re ready.

Tie off in the bollard.

Okay.
Tie off here.

What’s the distance?

Seven meters from the key.

We can start
bringing it back now, Cap,

that line’s good.

-Okay. Tie them off.
-Cool.

Get the other ground line.

-Copy.
-Put the deck up.

You go down and focus
on that lines, bro?

On the bow?

Yeah, just knock it out,
Captain.

Tighten up on
that ground line, Max.

Go.

Okay, Cap, we look
good on stern.

Great, thank you.

-Wow.
-Whoa!

Sheesh!

Woo!

-Good job, V.
-Thanks, I’m cramping.

She’s the boss.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

-That was fun.
-Yeah, it is.

-Gets the adrenalin going.
-Yeah.

Thank God. Captain Sandy done
an amazing job docking.

The deck team got
us alongside safely.

I would say this is like
a bit of hope for our team,

even though we’re in this
high stress situation

that we can pull through
and stay focused.

What a job that was.

Yeah, I mean, honestly,
like, it was fine.

And then the thruster stopped.

-I think it may have overheated.
-Yeah.

Seeing Nathan show up,
give direction to his team,

and dock this vessel in these
conditions is impressive.

I’m proud of him.

I know I’ve been
tough on Nathan,

but this proves pressure
makes diamonds.

-You’ve done a good job.
-Yeah, you did a great job.

I think I’m all packed.

Ready to go on this great trip?

Too bad we have to leave.

I know.

You’re going to wear
these out tonight?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, ick.

No flirting.
More working.

Go away.

Change to our whites?

Yeah, you can get
into your whites, now.

All crew, all crew, guest
departure in 15 minutes.

Copy.

[whistling]

Hello.

Woo.

Is that last one?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

All crew to the dock.
All crew to the dock.

All right, guys,
let’s get going.

Thank you so much.
You’re so nice.

Oh, pleasure, pleasure.

Best chef, best chef.

Thank you so much.

Not at all.
Not at all.

Oh, my goodness.

So this crew is just
absolutely amazing.

Thank you for keeping these
couple knuckleheads in line

and starts with the leaders.

-So thank you, Captain Sandy.
-Thank you very much.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

-Bye, take care.
-Hasta luego.

[laughing]

All right, everyone.
Great job.

Out of your whites
into your reds,

we’ll meet the main
salon for our tip meeting.

[cheering]

Well done, everyone.

I want to get this ear piece
out of my flaming ear.

Bro, changing into the
little shorts

is, like, my favorite thing.

No.

What?
Jesus Christ.

Lovely, jubbly.

The show must go on.

-Hello, V.
-Hi, guys.

-Can you start drying, please?
-Drying?

Time for us to step up our game.

[sighs]

What do you want to talk about?

Don’t hurt yourself.

Communicate very clear with her,

like, what you want
and what she wants.

-Voila.
-She’s changing me now.

[bleep], she’s...

I want to court her now, bro.

To ----ing...

-Finish the windows.
-Huh?

It’s like...

Like, I don’t want,
like, she’s....

These running boards
need doing, bro, on the side.

Oh, yeah, I know, yeah.

Haven’t done them yet, so...

-What here?
-Yeah.

Understood.

-Sorry, bro.
-No worries, man.

All crew, all crew.

Let’s meet in the main salon
for our tip meeting.

-Copy!
-Tip meeting!

Whoo!

[sighs]

Keep it professional, remember?

-Hi, y’all.
-Hi.

Hi.

Interior, you pulled it off.

Josh...

So the guy that has the
hardest job on the boat...

That was a super good charter.

You did a great job.

Deck team, today’s
docking was great.

I see a lot of your effort,

but I’m not going
to sugarcoat it.

We need to see improvement
in this department.

And I want to finish
on a high note.

How high?

Okay, so...

It’s good.

22,727 euros.

$25,000.

For each person,
that’s $2,272.

Nice.

This is such a good tip.

Probably because
those guys all loved

being scolded by
Cathy last night.

Thanks for the money,
you kinky rich freaks.

-Well done, everyone.
-Yeah.

Nathan, let’s talk
on the bridge.

-Okay.
-Thank you, Captain.

Oh.

Right, I’m going to carry on.

Hi.

Chills.

What did I say?
What did I say now?

It’s cool. It’s cool.
No, no.

All good. Good.

So the beginning of the charter,
remember I said

get your sh-- together again?

-Yeah.
-You got your sh-- together.

Thank you, Captain.

Now we just got to
keep that energy moving

in the right direction.

-So think about it.
-Yeah.

But it’s time to pick
a lead deck hand.

Thank you.

In this situation,
V is obviously green.

Max from the start
was like a support.

Joe’s came in.
He’s like a support.

And I don’t want one of
them to get unmotivated.

You’ve managed people a
lot more than I ever have.

So I’m going to
ask you for advice.

I always think, who do
I want in my life boat?

-Every time I choose.
-Yeah.

Do it before the next charter.

-Yeah, 100%.
-Okay.

In the beginning of the season,

Nathan couldn’t appoint
a lead deck hand

because we didn’t have the crew.

At this point,
he has a strong team.

Now I want him to appoint
a lead deck hand.

And I’m hoping that
Nathan chooses

based on who actually
deserves that title.

Oh, [bleep].

Ah!

I don’t know what
to do, honestly.

With Joe, I know
his capabilities

and I know that
I can rely on him.

But Max has been working
really hard this season.

And I’m worried
if I don’t pick him,

things are going to blow up.

I don’t know how to make
this decision

without being
hurtful to anyone.

Oh my God.

Coming up...

Oh, you’re grabbing my butt.

I’m ----ing outrageously horny.

Oh, wow.

Can I have some
hairspray please?

-No, I have none left.
-Zero, just a little?

I don’t even have any left.

-Oh.
-I know.

I have some left, I’m not
----ing giving it to anyone.

-I have about 10 squishes left.
-Oof!

I’ve run out of clothes.

What the [bleep] is Nathan
----ing doing?

Is he gelling his hair
for the 60th time?

Thank you.

Oh, you look lovely!

-Woo!
-Let’s go!

Are we ready to
get mental tonight?

No.

I don’t know why I’m feeling
this comfortable with Victoria.

She brings it out of me,
the way she looks at me.

I feel like I can just open
up and let go with Victoria.

So, this is a massive
step for me.

Like, this is well
out of my comfort zone.

This is...

I can’t even believe
it’s coming off this mouth.

Like, I’m shocked as well.

Everyone can see the connection
between you and Max.

There is, but, like,
I don’t know what that is.

You’re scared of, like,
actually things progressing.

I don’t know. I’m just
happy with where we are.

And I don’t want anyone to get,
like, serious or less serious.

Like, just...
I’m happy.

You just want someone
to kiss and touch.

And maybe [bleep] around with
every now and then.

-I’m hungry.
-Let’s go.

You’re going to eat.

I’m so happy.

Oh, you deserve it.

This was massive for you.

It was crazy.
It was hectic.

But it has to be done.

Can I please get a sangria?

-Espresso martini.
-Espresso martini.

-Spicy margarita.
-Perfect.

Thank you.

I can tell that he does really.

I’ve still got reservations
just because it’s Joe.

-Happy for you for now.
-Thank you.

You know that I’ve been
very skeptical

about Joe’s intention with V,

but if it ends up that
this is, like, the real thing,

I’m more than happy
to be wrong about that.

You know, seeing Joe like this,
it’s genuinely amazing.

This is a side of him
I’ve never seen before.

I feel like I’m proper
in Spain now.

Yeah, this is perfect.

Four charters left!

[cheering]

May I please have
the sea bass?

Gracias.

-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you.

But still...

The thing that’s so
hard about being an HOD is,

when you’re stressed,
you can’t really be yourself.

I’m grateful for it.
I’m totally grateful for it.

My first season,
I struggled so much.

Really?

I honestly think my first season
as being chief stew

was the hardest thing I’ve done
in my life, hands down.

You burned the milk.

You could just tell me that
you’re not that good at it.

Everything looks like sh--.

I was feeling very tired.

I never work slow, okay?
Never work slow.

Don’t raise your voice to me.
I’m your chief stew.

It’s the chief stew syndrome

wanting to be right
about something.

You stick to vacuums,
I’ll stick to cookin’.

I wanted to throw up.

I didn’t sleep.

You’re a ----ing pro
though, man, honestly.

Thank you.

I’m proud of you.

Oh, my God, unbelievable.

Can I try it?

Can we get a tequila shot?

Yes.

Mmm.

[speaks Spanish]

No, never.

I wish.
I want to be arrested one time.

Does anyone want this last one?

-Yeah.
-There you go, baby.

Mmm.

Mmm.
Thank you so much.

To happiness, health,
love and wealth.

Love it!

That was dumb.

That’s so good.

Love?

Eyes on over there.

Mademoiselle, Cathy.

You know, when you give,
and I give a lot, you know.

You do, yeah.

You’re like ----ing
amazing, you know.

Yeah.

Huh?

Uh-huh.

Can I be honest with you?

Yeah, let’s go.

I guess that I’m, like,
holding back a little bit.

Why the... Why the [bleep]?
Why the [bleep]? What?

Because I was trying
to keep it, you know,

not so pressurized for you.

But, like, I feel
really poorly right now.

Like, I’m feeling dizzy.

Like, I need to go to bed.

Max is romantic.
He’s intense. He’s passionate.

I’m reserved. I’m relaxed.

And I’m cool.

When I’m starting,
like, with someone,

I’m, like, a green flag.

The race is on,
you know, full speed.

I approach things with logic
and maybe too much logic.

But I think Max is
just on his own spectrum.

I didn’t want you
to feel pressured

because you have just
come out of a relationship.

I hate to feel pressured and

I guess I’m not very good
with these chats.

Like I do everything I can
to avoid these chats.

I’m like trying but
today is just not my day.

Cool.

So, it’s not you,
it’s really not.

And I’m doing everything I can
to be smiley for everyone else.

But like inside, I feel
really grumpy, that’s all.

Okay.
Can I give you some energy?

It’s interview time.

You ask me a question,
I ask you a question.

I’ve ask you a question.

Are you still
talking to your...

No, not really.

Do you talk with the ex?

I’m trying. Yeah, just can’t
[bleep] that up.

He’s really in his head
still about this Gael.

Which is quite sweet
but quite sad.

For him, not me.

Since me and Gael broke up,

I feel like I’ve been
putting up a barrier

because I’m too afraid
of getting my emotions hurt.

I don’t really want to be
thinking about my ex-boyfriend.

I just want to have
a bit of fun.

When I’m in a relationship,

it just brings out a better
version of me, I believe.

-Are you happy?
-I’m happy.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

-I had a bit of a sh-- charter.
-This charter.

Yeah.

I noticed you seemed a bit down.

Yeah, I have been.
I’m actually better now.

-What was it then?
-It was a lot had changed.

I felt like I was
doing a sh-- job.

Really?
Welcome to the club.

It just threw me off
this charter a lot.

Nathan, can you move back?

-No.
-Just for one second.

I’m only kidding.

[bleep] me,
watch your hair, man.

Jesus Christ.
That’s a flamethrower.

Are you feeling good?

I just overheard.

Is there anything else that
you want to clear up with me?

If there is anything with me.

Because I was hearing it
and I’ve had so much anxiety.

No, no, no.

I’m grateful that she,
like, said it.

Like, that’s all I can ask is,

like, air it out,
face to face.

And I’m not even saying that
this is, like, a Cathy problem.

And I’m searching for
whatever it is

that I need to do
to be stronger.

[bleep] knows.

But yeah, as long as...
that’s all cleared up.

Gonna have a little cheeky...

A what?

-3, 2, 1.
-Yeah, baby!

Cheers.

Do you want to dance?

Let’s ----ing bounce, man.

Let’s go.

Oh, darling.

I’m gonna go back.

Bye, miss you already!

[laughing]

So, what’s going on
with you and Kizzi?

I have no ----ing idea.

Now I’m talking about my ex,
and I’m like, [bleep]’s sakes.

Here we go.

Rehashing emotions and that.

Oh, I miss her.

She’s a good girl, man.

I love her.

Wait, are we missing people?

How can I keep--
Oh, you’re grabbing my butt.

Out in public.

They’re snogging in the street!

You coach, madame.

This is cool!

Do you have a
cerveza sin alcohol?

Can we have two shots of
your most powerful drink

that you ever had?

Ah!

-Cheers, baby.
-You’re my best friend.

You’re my best friend,
too, bro.

I’m happy you’re
coming back with me.

Ah!

-That was good, wasn’t it?
-Ah!

[shouting]

Home sweet home, hey.

Home sweet home.

Get in our pajamas.

I see you.

Very.

What the hell, this is a
rollercoaster of emotions.

I’m not even...

I only know the woman
for three weeks.

Crazy.

I broke a man.
I broke him!

[laughing]

I have to pee anyways.

I don’t want to walk anymore.
Please carry me.

[bleep]’s sakes.

Do I really have to carry you
like this the whole way?

Yeah.

Let’s have a cuddle and I’ll
bring you back to your cabin.

Okay.

A lot of gratuitous
make-out session.

Oh, gosh, I miss Scott.

I respect that you’re
French and very touchy,

but you’ve got to respect
I’m English

and we’re a little bit
more, you know.

You’re a Leo and I’m an Aries.

We’re both very stubborn
and very...

So Leo is fire and Aries,
I think, is "hearse."

-Is what?
-"Hearse."

-Huh?
-"Hearse."

-Hearse?
-"Hearse."

Like where we live.

Try again.
What did you say?

"Hearse."

[laughing]

-Bye.
-Night.

This is a bye you give me?

He’s so extra.
What do you want?

Good night, Max.

Sleep well, my love.

You’re so high-maintenance.

Shut the [bleep] up, you guys,
and get the [bleep] out.

Are we at the boat?

-I’m going to bed.
-Yes.

I’m going to get noodles.

Let’s get changed.

Happy and tired.

-Where did Aesha go?
-I don’t know.

Nathan!

No, Aesha.

Nathan!

All right,
whatever, we’ll switch.

In here.
In this bed now.

-Have a cuddle?
-No, I promise.

Come on.
For a cuddle.

This isn’t very
Kizzi and Nathan.

Huh?

Yeah.

Sure, sure.

Ow!

Get out of here.

He can stay.

I’m gonna respect you.

With Kizzi, I just feel
like I’m being

----ing self-destructive.

Like, pointless hookups
is just something

that doesn’t bring
any fulfillment.

It doesn’t satisfy
anything for me anymore.

Right, I’m out of here.

I’ll see you in the morning.

Where are you going?

To cuddle meself.

Yeah.

What the [bleep]
is actually going on with me?

I feel ----ing lost.

[knocking]

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

[laughing]

I love you.

I know myself.

This is totally different
than what I’ve done in the past.

I won’t hurt her.
I just couldn’t.

I can’t.

I have been told by
everyone that Joe has,

like, quite a reputation.

I’m having a hard time finding
something not genuine in him.

I just didn’t think
I was going to meet

someone like this on the yacht.

And I’m not going to lie, like,
I’m letting my guard down.

Next on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Did you let one of the
guests try the tender?

He just wanted to see, but
it was me who was controlling.

He’s lying to my face.

I don’t even know if
I can trust him anymore.

[shouts]

-Hello!
-Charter Six.

I’m David, nice to meet you.

Make sure you know
where the line is.

Making out with a
guest on charter.

Big no-no.

Yeah.

But I’ve been known
to bend the rules.