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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Excited for the new stew?

- Nice to meet you. - I’'m Cathy, nice to meet you.

I’'m a hugger.

She reminds me of like a little young Mary Poppins.

She’'s gorgeous.

Hi!

I am bossy, organized, a clean freak.

It’'s extra or nothing at all.

Do flats and stainless.

Nathan finally has a full deck team.

He’'s worked with Joe before.

Nathan’'s test as a bosun starts now.

Joe’'s enlisted his personal matchmaker, Amy.

She has asked six eligible women to join him on this trip

with the hopes of finding love!

This is a really hard first date to top.

Good to know, good to know, all right.

Brazil will have everything.

Like, if you want to go to the beach, we have a beach.

I think I have some hot pink shirts in my golf gear.

Yes.

Like, he’'s not even hot. Like, what the?

Brooke and Leah, I’'m not going to pursue anything with us.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

His attention seemed more, just, like,

a regular little, like, boat-fling.

Oh, yeah?

I’'ve got no problem with you shagging the town

as long as everyone that you do that with

is aware that that’'s what you’'re doing.

Just a constant loop of torture.

Well, who’'s the common denominator?

Me.

You had fun here so far?

So far, yeah.

It’'s been a blast, I took some good photos.

Oi, how nice that we’'ve only got six now.

Yeah, it’'d be amazing if every trip

we could get rid of the guests as the charter goes on.

That’'s so funny.

Deck team, go change into your night uniform.

We’'re gonna leave here at 8:30.

- Go out to sea. - Look at that.

So clean. You could eat off this thing.

- You could, eh? Shiny. - Mm-hmm.

Girls, girls...

We need to get the place settings out.

Copy.

- Do you have coasters? - No.

Isn’'t it stunning?

It’'s just like the most amazing thing to take in.

- Hello, ladies. - Hello.

Good to see you guys out here.

We were just saying how nice it is.

Yeah, this is great.

This charter, we’'ve got a bachelor,

a matchmaker, and a handful of bachelorettes.

- McCallan would be great. - McCallan?

- What would you like? - I will do my watermelon vodka.

- Yeah, and soda, yeah. - Look at you.

I love romance.

So getting to watch people finding love before my eyes,

how can I be anything but happy?

- Well, this is amazing. - Thank you so much.

I can add an ice cube or two or three.

No, this is the right number.

I’'m just watching this charter like it’'s a show.

I’'ve got my popcorn and it’'s a blast.

Well, cheers to a lovely day.

- Cheers. - This was a great day.

- Great day. - This was fun.

Hello, brother.

No, you haven’'t even.

Yeah.

Kizzi, she just is something that I’'m used to,

that’'s playful and all for doing anything.

And Victoria, she’'s given me a lot of emotion.

And I love that about her.

But I just genuinely don’'t want to hurt this girl.

Especially for what Victoria’'s been through in her past.

I’'m just in my head about everything.

Nathan, Nathan, Sandy. We can leave.

Yeah, copy.

See you out there, boy.

This is looking great, by the way.

See, I think it’'s going to be quite cute.

Nathan, Nathan, you could let go of the stern.

Copy, letting go.

You could drop the port ground line.

Copy.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- Okay. - Yep.

- All lines on board. - Thank you.

Three meters, port side, two ground lines.

Starboard side is now clear of ground lines.

- Clear to swing. - Thank you, Nathan.

I’'m all set. You guys can bring the fenders in.

Copy, thank you, Cap.

Good job.

At the beginning of the season,

I felt like I couldn’'t even be a bosun

because I was working as a deckhand,

picking up the slack from the crew.

Keep an eye on the guests.

Yeah.

Tell them how they use the Seabob as well.

- No worries. - Have you done it before?

- No. - You’'ll get it.

Holy Jesus.

He’'s floating away.

No, I didn’'t.

But now that I trust in my team,

I can relax my mind a little.

And I’'ll enjoy this as long as this lasts.

Wow, look at that.

What a lovely day.

- Are you having so much fun? - Yes, it’'s a fun day.

No, it’'s good, it’'s good.

But there’'s only room for two more people tomorrow.

I’'m really excited.

I feel a really good vibe with him.

And to be honest with you,

there’'s very different personalities,

and they’'re all great.

- Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm.

And we’'ll probably start fairly soonish?

- All good, Aesha? - We’'re almost there.

You guys are smashing it.

I want my food to be the star of the show.

But I’'m happy for this charter for it to take a backseat.

Because what’'s more delicious than taking a bite out of love?

As a hopeless romantic myself,

I’'m going to aid in creating

a romantic atmosphere with the menu.

I’'ve got to brush up on my aphrodisiacs.

Ready to go straightaway on the starter.

Okay, who here has done 23 and me?

Yeah.

Um, well, now that you’'ve brought that up,

I kind of like to have a little pre-written questions.

Never have I ever gotten a lap dance.

Oh, my goodness.

Are you going to be right behind us?

Yeah, I’'ll be right behind you.

Joseph, would you like to...?

Yeah, I mean, it’'s where you have some crazy sex

on an airplane at 35,000 feet.

Exactly.

It depends on which airplane, right?

Okay, so for a starter, we’'ve gazpacho with pesto, flour,

basil, and some marinated heirloom tomatoes.

- Interesting. It’'s good. - Mmm.

Phenomenal.

I wonder if on the last night, he’'ll be like,

would you like to come to my bed?

Stop it.

We’'ll have to, you know what, just in case.

Lay out some condoms.

I was going to say various petals.

And condoms. Safety first.

Never have I stood a date up.

- Oh. - Definitely.

Picked up, go.

But I’'m a big, thank you, believer in karma.

It’'s okay, Tim.

Okay, so for main, we have a lobster and a chicken dish.

Thank you.

Never have I ever turned my underwear inside out

so I don’'t have to wash it.

- Kissed a friend’'s ex. - Donkey show in Mexico.

Gone to jail.

Don’'t hate the player. Hate the game.

You are so fascinating.

Yogurt parfait with a white chocolate basil ganache.

- Enjoy, guys. - It’'s gorgeous.

Beautiful. Thank you.

- This is really good. - So good.

That’'s all the cabin’'s done.

- Thank you so much for - ---ing smashing another day.

I need hugs before I go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

It’'s okay.

She’'s the golden girl now, and that’'s fine.

She can have that, it is what it is.

Um...

I don’'t know.

Go and sleep in your own self worth.

Oh, I can’'t wait.

Geez, what are you doing?

Anyone want to drop the anchor?

Yeah, I’'m down.

Can we walk the anchor to the waterline, Cap?

Yes, go ahead.

You know, things are getting a little sloppy right now.

Ever since Joe got on board, I feel like they’'re more

interested in having fun than doing the job.

Okay, so put it in.

I’'m not ----ing doing that.

Now is where I really want to see Nathan

elevating as a leader, not going back.

- Waterline? - Yeah, waterline.

Two shackles in the water.

Oh, goodness.

- Yeah, all good, long stay. - We’'re all set.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, cap.

We have the opportunity for two special dates tomorrow.

Right.

So let’'s focus on who you are most interested in for you.

That’'s fair.

Let’'s take Alicia, for example.

Yeah, we seem to have a lot of similar interests and traits.

Yeah.

Mariely.

She’'s funny.

And honestly, just genuinely nice.

Yeah.

Ashleigh was lovely and had, I think,

a genuine interest of getting to know me.

Tell me about Anna.

She has been just her own

unique and independent self and is great.

Yeah.

There are three people I’'d like to know more.

So it has to be two.

But do I need to make that decision right the second?

I’'d like you to, yeah.

Okay.

- Thank you so much. - Oh, you’'re so sweet.

- They’'re both amazing women. - Fair enough.

- See you tomorrow. - Good evening.

Thank you.

- Good night, sleep well. - Thank you. Good night.

- Bye, sweetie. - Mm-hmm.

- Hey, bro. - Night, brother.

Oof.

Okay.

Sure.

All right, take a look.

Hello.

Your person has been requested by Alicia.

If you’'re available. If not, I can tell her.

Yes.

Hey there. How are you?

I’'m good. How are you?

Nice to see you.

What’'s happening?

- Just chilling. - Yeah?

- You okay? - Yeah.

I don’'t want a picture with Barcelona.

I want to get to know you.

Well, thank you.

You have genuine questions and interests,

and I appreciate that authenticity.

That’'s important.

You give a great vibe,

and kindness doesn’'t come around often.

- I like you. - I agree. I feel the same way.

Yeah. So...

I’'m glad you came and found me.

- That’'s so weird. - Come here.

- This is so weird. - It’'s good.

Let me give you a kiss.

Okay. I got to go. I’'m got to go call my daughter.

- Good night. - Good night.

Coming up...

Ooh!

Ah!

- Okay. - All right. Cheers.

Where is everybody?

No one is on deck.

We need deck crew on deck.

Someone needs to be on the swim platform.

Good morning.

I’'ve done the log. You can go straight to bed.

- All right, thanks. - Ciao.

- Good to see you. Good morning. - Good morning. Good to see you.

- Get a good night’'s rest? - I did.

Doing the jetski, doing a tender now.

Are they going to use the toys at all?

I don’'t know.

Don’'t worry about the slide. Next charter.

Okay, cool.

Hey...

Oh, this is gossip from last night.

Primary went to bed and then like two minutes later,

Alicia, she’'s like, can you go wake up Joe for me?

She’'s trying to get him.

I really don’'t know who’'s like in the lead.

I’'ve got no clue.

Honestly, neither.

Joe, good morning.

Do you want to go eat something?

Oh, yeah.

I’'ll stay down here while you’'re eating, bro.

I think they’'re getting breakfast ready.

Let meander down there and I’'ll meet you there in a second.

Sounds good.

Which one of these are you not going to give to the guests?

This one.

- Wow. - Yeah.

I tried to wait for you, but I started.

Not at all.

- Ironed and pressed. - Amazing. Thank you.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay.

But you’'re saying I wasn’'t down all that time, I was.

No worries.

I was in the cabin and helping with the galley.

No worries, bro.

All right, cheers, man.

What do you normally eat for breakfast on your own?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Beautiful sunshine. - Good morning.

- What a nice day. - Yes, it’'s beautiful.

You guys have found a little slice of heaven here.

- Hello, ladies. - What’'s going on?

- Where is everybody? - Sleeping.

No one is on deck.

Nathan, Nathan, can you come to the aft deck?

Nathan, Nathan, to the aft deck, please.

- Nathan. - Yeah?

To the aft deck, please.

- What’'s wrong? - I don’'t know.

Lend me your radio.

Hi, Captain. I’'m just finishing up eating.

I’'ll be there in two seconds.

- We need deck crew on deck. - Huh?

I don’'t want to see all three of you in the crew mess

on a charter day together. Ever again.

- I’'ve just come down for-- - Not on a charter.

Someone needs to be on the swim platform.

That upsets me.

When you’'re on charter, stay alert. Don’'t relax.

Make sure the guests are safe.

Nathan knows better.

- It’'s not okay. - I know it’'s not.

You’'re actually the leader.

You should be setting an example.

Like there’'s no one back there. That really upsets me.

- Yes. - Of course, of course.

- Certainly. - Thank you so much.

You’'re good.

We need people on the swim platform at all times.

No, I know, mate.

- I wasn’'t like-- - I know but...

You know yourself. You stay on the ----ing swim platform.

Nathan, when he gets angry, gets angry.

But I know it’'s not personal

and he just wants the job done correctly.

I’'m slacking a little bit because obviously,

he’'s my best mate a little bit as well.

You know, so...

But we’'ve got this under control.

We’'re just ironing out the cases.

Sorry.

If you could pop into cabins, that would be awesome.

Okay.

So, Joseph, the two people that are not going to continue on,

I would like it to come from you.

Yeah, I agree.

Just let you know that we have been told off

by Captain Sandy this morning.

So we don’'t want to be too much in the crew mess.

Max, Nathan, can you go to the swim platform, please?

Copy that.

Are we washing the towels?

Might as well.

- It just makes our life easier. - Yeah.

We’'ll get to ----ing knock off

at a normal time tomorrow and get ready.

I hate this part.

22, 23.

Joe, I’'m going to let you speak for yourself.

Well, I wanted to both let you know and be upfront

that I’'ve selected to have dates with two other ladies

on the boat, Alicia and Ashleigh.

I’'ve enjoyed time together,

Oh, I completely understand. This is not personal.

- It’'s just like... - It’'s just life.

Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge.

Oh my, way.

- Good luck as well. - Thank you.

- I had a great time. - Absolutely.

Thank you for spending time with me.

Of course.

Someone’'s been naughty.

That’'s 100% foundation.

Have a seat.

All right. So I walk in a crew mess and

you’'re all sitting there while we have guests on board.

And then since Joe’'s been on board,

it’'s becoming more of the brotherly love-fest.

Right.

- How’'s your mom? - Asked about you too much.

She is a ----ing sweetheart.

Give me a break.

Oh, sh--.

You’'re going to go like deeper in a state of relaxation.

That is so cool, bro.

- I love your friendship. - Yeah.

But that is a fine line.

It’'s charter four, rally them. Stay focused.

Let them see your professionalism.

Yeah.

I want you to make sure they’'re doing their job.

100%. Yeah.

Captain’'s right. I am in the leadership role,

so I can’'t really be as friendly as I would like to be

with the deck team.

So by 11:30, we’'re going to head back to the dock due to weather.

I want to beat the wind.

All right. Thanks, Captain.

I appreciate it.

She’'s not afraid to make changes.

So I need to get control of this team ASAP.

Oh, my ----ing God.

Aesha...

Who else is going?

- Mariely. - Okay.

All right, I’'m head out.

Deck team’'s not doing great today,

so I need to be on my sh--.

What’'s your plan for the day?

Do whatever they tell me to do.

Is this suitcase all ready to go?

Yeah, you can take this.

At least they traveled light.

- I have to go. - Are you going?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I think I was, like, too much for that guy anyway.

Two girls have been asked to leave on the spot.

Really?

Anna and Mariely.

We’'re literally down to four guests tonight.

Four guests.

Oh, my gosh, this is beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Oh, I feel glad to have you here.

- This is so great. - This has been great.

Can I tell you something?

There was foundation on his pillowcase.

Oh, naughty.

I bet my whole salary that he was going to pick her.

- Alicia. - Yeah.

She has seen her prey. She’'s going for it.

She’'s asserted her dominance.

She’'s pissed on him.

I was going to say sprayed like a skunk, but...

Oh.

Ugh.

That was so bad.

I have a wild middle name.

You would never guess it.

It’'s Smokler.

That’'s badass.

Can you put away the pump and the extension?

Yes, for sure.

Deck team, plan of action is...

At 11:30, we tuck everything away.

We’'re on the way to port because of the weather.

- That’'s incoming. - Yeah, copy.

Copy.

- Done. - All done?

- Done. - You’'re amazing.

Do you mind just turning machines?

She’'s so experienced. I’'m real into her.

Um, yes.

As the charter is going on, I’'m starting to realize

that Cathy’'s just too good

to have one stripe on her shoulder.

Like, she’'s taking initiative to go above and beyond.

But I don’'t want my girls at odds.

And I don’'t want to demote Kizzi,

because she’'s been great.

So I don’'t really know what to do about this right now.

Copy.

I need to ask you something.

What?

Joe took way too long to get a quick bite

to eat this morning, right?

- Right. - Captain came down.

There’'s no one on the swim platform.

Oh.

How am I gonna handle that situation?

I honestly think that you do need to be a bit more strict.

I know, but I don’'t want to be a dick to them either.

But it’'s not being a dick. It’'s you’'re their boss.

Because as HoDs, their mistakes,

unfortunately, are our mistakes.

I know.

I know it’'s hard, because Joe’'s such a close friend of yours.

all came over, just not being on the swim platform.

I know.

Nathan, Nathan, for Max.

Go ahead, Max.

I’'m on the beach platform, huh?

Just to let you know.

Yeah, stay there.

You just say it. Firm, firm, but fair.

Can you stay in the swim platform, bro?

I just want to go toilet.

Wait there and I’'ll swap out with you.

Okay.

Because we need one person on the swim platform at all times.

Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

I mean, Max. Oh, my God.

If he knows there has to be one person on the swim platform,

why would he leave?

Because they’'ve been going toilet.

- This is the thing that - ---ing winds me up.

It’'s common sense.

I’'m gonna have to get to that stage now

where I’'m just ----ing going to be a dick.

- Yeah. - I’'m just ----ing pissed off.

Coming up...

I really want to get to know both of you.

As the future progresses, I would like to do that.

You want to date us both and figure it out?

I don’'t like that.

Um...

It doesn’'t feel good.

It’'s not like a buffet.

Right.

So, basically, when I mean someone

has to stay on this one platform at all times,

I mean that if you have to leave it for a piss

or you have to go up to main deck to grab something,

radio it in.

I was hearing you, that’'s why I knew you were there.

Yeah.

But until I come here, we can’'t leave.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh!

Can you smell my veg? It’'s really wafting.

Did you say you smell my veg?

It’'s really wafting.

I definitely don’'t have a smelly vag.

I don’'t want people to think that.

- Do you want to go to toilet? - Yeah, yeah.

---ing forgot. I don’'t even--

I’'m going to squeeze it, you know?

I don’'t even.

She’'s iron clad.

She’'s been through the wars, this one.

Deck crew, deck crew.

You can start bringing all the toys in.

Yeah, copy captain.

It’'s so interesting because the clients look out and they go,

but the weather looks fine.

But it’'s coming.

The problem is getting stuck out there

and it starts rocking and rolling.

We lose our stabilizers.

We lose an engine. It’'s dangerous.

It’'s not worth it.

Nathan, the swim platform is now clear.

Copy.

You can start hauling the anchor.

Okay, let’'s go.

- Inside. - Right.

I was like, why is this so hard?

Anchor is up.

Thank you very much.

Deck crew, deck crew. Go eat lunch.

Being underway makes me so happy.

I love cruising.

Did you not think I was cute before?

Apart from my fake nose, fake boobs and fake hair.

So what’'s for dinner then?

Pasta.

And then the main is beef and crème brûlée.

yes, I get to eat one of those again.

Yes.

See you.

I’'m a relationship girl.

I don’'t think I’'ve ever been single

for more than three months.

I can’'t help it.

They just fall in love with me and I can’'t say no.

I don’'t know.

I’'m obviously just so great.

Hopefully as a person and it’'s just not in bed.

- Ciao. - Ciao.

I love having someone to talk to

and share things with and travel with.

But I’'m trying to learn how to say no to people

that I don’'t see a future with.

So for now, we’'re about fun.

- And what time is dinner? - 8:30.

Yeah, probably 8:30.

Are we on the stern?

Yeah, nearly.

Deck crew, deck crew. Need us prepared for the docking.

And tonight’'s romance.

Yeah.

Everything’'s hearts and roses.

Exactly.

No chatter. Go get on the platform.

Sorry.

Am I blushing?

Does it look like it?

Switching to port wing, port wing.

25 meters from the dock

and five meters to starboard, please.

Jesus Christ, she’'s backing in here.

Yeah, she really threw that thing in.

She’'s good.

Art to this.

Well, I’'ve done this.

Ten meters from the dock.

One time I did those boat clubs

and they gave me a boat and I had a big current

and I was like, let me just gun it

and I just kind of swung the end in.

Okay, that’'s perfect, Cap. If we can come back on that.

Everybody was watching, having a drink.

Like, who’'s this idiot?

Okay, cap, if you can hold it there.

You want it?

Bringing the line on the bow.

She does a nice parking job.

Do you want me to tie off here, mate?

Yeah, tie off tight.

Okay.

Okay, head into the bow.

Right, come on.

That’'s all lines secure on the stern.

Smoothest docking to date.

Well done. Thank you.

Thank you, Captain.

- Bro. - All right.

At least we know how to dock a boat.

Deck crew, deck crew, let’'s get changed.

- I’'m going to go shower. - Yeah.

I’'m going to get a few things done.

Sounds good.

Hey, that was quite an interesting day, that bro.

We can do better, bro.

Yeah, of course.

Well...

Give me a piece of your pheromones.

Now that Kizzi is single,

I’'ll indulge in this current tide,

fully alive,

eyes dilated through no fault of mine,

high off sexy fumes of lavender scented pheromones.

If love was the drug, wait until you taste me.

Wait until you taste me.

Now we just need five more minutes.

Five more soothing blissful ----ing minutes

before the alarm smashes down the stifles of silence.

Don’'t go there.

- ----ing hell. - Give us a whiff.

Okay.

Let’'s do this.

What’'s the plan now then, big dog?

Let’'s go out, freshen up.

Joe, bridge deck.

V, you can do the staircase.

Max, main deck.

Copy.

Look at you, polishing things.

I know, eh?

But you’'ve kissed him already, right?

- Mm-hmm. - I haven’'t kissed him yet.

I’'m going to get competitive.

Well, guys, I’'m going to get something to eat.

- Yeah, yeah. Go eat. - Starving.

I go?

Did you touch... Yeah, clean that up.

You touched everything, like, ah!

Where’'s the bloody ice bucket?

I’'m starving, bro.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Just give it a quick wipe with the chamois.

- Okay. - Where’'s Max and Joe?

I’'m not sure. Maybe in the crew mess.

We shouldn’'t be in the crew mess together, should we?

Yeah, we have to be on the swimming platform.

Let’'s go.

Still got a lot better.

Shall we kiss and be like that?

So romantic!

Max, Joe. Where are you at?

I’'m on standby in the crew mess.

Joe, if you can keep doing the port side main deck.

And Max, go on the starboard side or main deck aft.

Ridiculous.

Copy that. On me way.

- Pretty impressive. - No worries, man.

Anything for you.

Can I pardon you for a beverage?

Of course you can.

Max, Max. Location?

- Hi. - Look at you.

I’'m all wind blown right now.

Mwah.

- Thanks for being here. - Thank you.

You’'re just stunning tonight.

Thank you.

So, are you looking to have more kids?

I would, yeah.

I’'m thinking like 10 maybe.

12, you know.

Let’'s take this...

I’'m going to see myself out.

All right. That’'s sound.

So, what were you actually doing when we were

on the sun deck doing the carpet?

I done bridge deck and then...

Bro, you can’'t just decide what you’'re going to do,

you have to ask me because I’'m the bosun.

And if you have a ----ing problem with that or Max,

No, I have no problem.

Then we can sit down and have a conversation.

There’'s no problem here.

- Now it’'s a problem for me. - Okay.

- Because I’'m gonna start - ---ing losing my cool.

Who even is this?

Honestly. I’'m gonna start getting ----ing cranky.

There’'s fingerprints here, look.

I know. We’'re on charter.

Max, don’'t ----ing speak back.

I feel like the guys have disrespected me.

And I’'m not okay with it.

We’'re on charter. We’'re doing our job.

Deck hands, deck hands, stainless, paint.

We’'re on charter. We’'re doing our job.

Deck hands, deck hands, stainless, paint.

So yes, I’'m going just to stay here like all night.

Are you gonna bitch and moan

or are you gonna crack on with the job?

Why, why you speak like this?

It’'s a super yacht.

So we need to maintain the standard.

Just because we’'re in port doesn’'t mean

we get to sit down on our ass and do all.

It’'s like fundamentals.

Okay.

Do you know what you can do now? You can go down for two hours.

---ing dope.

Hello, look at you. You look gorgeous.

- So do you. - Good to see you.

- How are you? Look amazing. - Hi.

Good to see you.

It’'s been so long.

Josh, that’'s all three at the table.

I’'ll be ready on the starter very soon.

It’'s the final dinner and we are down to two girls,

one bachelor, for all the marbles.

For all of Bachelor Joe’'s marbles, specifically.

Well, cheers, ladies.

Thanks to our last night together.

This is gonna be lovely.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Hi. - Hi.

Where did you wanna have dinner?

Oh, on the roof.

I would love an old-fashioned burger.

Yes, totally.

Thank you, no rush.

Back in the shower.

Amy’'s just going upstairs now, so once we serve this...

I’'ll go straight away in the burger.

Yep.

Is this like a Valentine’'s Day dinner?

This is our romance.

Will you be my Valentine, Joe?

Uh... oh, here’'s the chef. Just in time.

Good timing. Thank you.

Perfect timing.

For starter is some butternut agnolotti freshly made.

- Please enjoy. - Enjoy guys.

Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

Same.

- Where’'d you want me? - Sort out the laz.

Okay.

Last season, we had a laugh,

we had a joke, we were dancing together.

It was a happy vibe.

I love finger-blasting my bumhole.

Yeah?

Just a quick one before I go to sleep.

I might join ya.

I feel like a real bromance, really.

Is it forming? Is it forming?

But now that he’'s the boss

and I have to respect his position on board.

I just hope this doesn’'t cause a rip in our friendship.

I hope it doesn’'t get to that level.

Yeah, see, this is it. This is the standard.

This is what I expect from you, bro.

I ----ing love it.

I’'m sorry again, eh?

Beautiful.

Thanks, Josh.

- No problem, enjoy. - Beautiful.

Thank you.

So how do we feel about Valentine’'s,

to be honest with you?

Is that like one of those things where you guys are like,

- I’'ve got to have? - Yes.

- Okay. - I just want flowers that day.

Like, breakfast in bed and then I’'m good.

Okay, burger ready?

Kizzi, do you mind running it up?

Mm-hmm.

V, V, go down now, please.

Copy.

Okay, we have your burger.

Oh, this is my dream.

It looks so good.

Yeah.

Once I’'m like in, I give everything.

- Okay, guys. - Gorgeous.

There’'s beef, red wine jus, broccoli.

- Thank you, guys. - This is beautiful.

- Thank you. - Well done, Josh.

- Thank you, guys. - Wow.

Max notices everything.

Aw.

He went, oh, you’'ve got no makeup on.

Like, two seconds he looked at me.

Cheeky, cheeky.

Let’'s have a three-way kiss.

Let’'s all just get drunk and share.

Listen, I haven’'t got enough tongue for everyone.

Oh, that’'s true.

You’'re going to be on the sidelines going, let me in.

You’'re terrible.

I mean, would you want a guy that’'s, like,

six inches shorter to roll around with?

No.

I mean, you’'re all the same height

when you’'re laying down, right?

Um...

Cathy, you can actually knock off.

- Copy. - I can’'t finish this.

I know. I’'m full.

- It’'s so good. - Tell Josh it’'s delicious.

- So good. - Awesome.

- I’'m so pleased. - So amazing.

Okay, ready for ya.

Cool.

I’'m going to bed.

man, that sh--’'s unreal.

That crème brulee?

Enjoy, guys.

Mm.

Joe, thank you so much.

Mm-hmm.

- This has been just... - Thank you for being here.

Amazing.

When we cheers, you have to look in my eyes,

or it’'s seven years of bad sex. - Oh.

They’'re having, like, really deep conversations,

and I’'ve bought these couples question cards,

and once a week, I want to do, like, a date with Scott,

because now that we’'ve been together so long,

I get really lazy asking stuff.

Me, too. I’'m just the same.

Okay.

We’'ve texted each other.

- This was perfect. - We’'ll be up there.

Oh my God.

What’'s after this, guys?

We got to get back up top.

I love that.

Yeah.

Hi, ladies.

- Come cozy up with us. - What is this?

Yes.

I want to go to bed.

I will.

- I’'m off to bed. - Yeah, all right.

Well, I appreciate guys being good sports

and post-yacht...

I really want to get to know both of you, honestly.

I don’'t like that.

You want to date us both and figure it out?

I’'m not asking to date both of you guys forever.

I’'d just like to get to know you a little bit better

before I said I’'m not interested.

It’'s not like a buffet.

You have both amazing traits that I’'ve enjoyed.

So to say, hey, I don’'t want to see that ever again.

We’'re out of here.

It would be premature for me.

That’'s where I’'m at as of this moment.

And I need some time to think about that.

- Is that fair? - Yeah.

I’'m going to say good night. I’'m exhausted.

Okay.

Good night.

That was weird. It was, like, pussy energy.

I actually, like, am feeling, like, not good right now,

because I, like, really liked him.

Because you knew him for, like, a day and a half.

- Thank you. - You’'re welcome.

And that one’'s yours.

And Joe’'s gone to bed. He’'s not coming back up?

Yeah, who knows what he’'s doing.

I don’'t know if I want to stay.

Like, if he wants to date both of us, I’'m out.

He’'s a ----ing idiot.

He’'s an idiot.

I texted Amy. We just dumped Joe.

You’'re punching above your weight with both of them.

Just pick one.

You and I are way too spectacular for a man

to be, like, indifferent about us.

You’'re not a prize, sir. You’'re balding.

Good night.

Bet he has a small dick.

It’'s terrible.

He’'s a loser.

I don’'t think he realizes what he did.

I don’'t know.

He’'s really shot himself in the foot here, I think.

Yeah, I see that now.

Horrible. Horrible boys.

The lot of them.

I have the hiccups.

Coming up...

Thank you so much for making me so proud every single day.

Not thrilled.

It’'s just ridiculous you having one stripe on your shoulder.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Okay.

I tried a new fold so that the rags would fit nicely.

It’'s so satisfying.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I could use some of that.

Good morning.

Is it a good morning?

Oh, no.

Were you ready to hop off?

Yeah? Yeah.

Awesome.

Deck crew, can you put the luggage on the dock?

Ashleigh, she’'s really lovely.

She’'s kind, she’'s polite, she’'s good looking.

I feel like she just deserves the world.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Thank you.

Bye.

Good luck.

I mean, honestly.

Oh, my goodness.

I was trying to find Ashleigh. She already left?

Yes.

- Hi. Good morning. - Morning.

What’'s up, you dirty slag?

I’'ve got gossip.

How’'d you sleep?

I actually got a few hours in the last night,

which was good. I was cooked.

So, Kizzi left a note in my bathroom, apparently, Joe said,

well, I can’'t pick either of you

because I really like both of you.

The only hop that he has to do is pick one.

I’'m here for the ending.

Well, listen, I’'m sorry that last night was so challenging.

I hate that it was, too. It was weird.

I felt like you and I just had a very genuine connection,

- and that was all. - Fair.

- I got it. - You see what I’'m saying?

Well, I appreciate you trying to understand.

I’'d like to spend more time to get to know you.

If you’'re up for it, that’'s what I wanted to say this morning.

- Yeah. - No, I appreciate that.

I would, too. Yeah, I, yeah.

Could you hear my YouTube last night?

I actually didn’'t, you know.

Okay, good.

What were you listening to?

"Do Aliens Exist?"

I love a good documentary.

Should I go pack or...

Yeah, do that, and then we can...

Yeah, then we can hang out.

I feel like you have the type of, like,

singing voice that makes babies giggle.

Babies look at me and cry.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- How are you? - Good.

I’'m so confused. What is going on?

I get a text from Ashleigh saying,

Alicia and I both broke up with Joe.

Okay.

What happened?

I said that I would like to get to know them more

after this adventure ended,

and they were unsatisfied with that response.

Oh, wow.

I saw chemistry between you and Alicia,

and I thought it was going to be more her.

We spoke this morning, and we agreed that we would connect,

so I appreciate your input.

You’'re welcome, Joseph.

Deck team, can somebody please come and grab Amy’'s bags?

I go.

- Hello, lovely. - Hello.

It’'s okay.

- Mademoiselle. - Monsieur.

All crew, all crew, guest departure in 15 minutes.

Please get into your whites.

Yeah?

Oh my God. Love that. Thank you.

I’'m blushing.

- Oh! Nice. - What?

- It’'s ----ing humongous. - Is it?

It was like...

Viva la France.

What is happening?

Oh, I just gave Max a boner.

He’'s got the biggest dick I’'ve ever seen in my life.

All crew, all crew.

Let’'s meet on the dock for guest departure.

Okay, let’'s line up.

She’'s left.

- So... - She didn’'t say goodbye to me.

Okay.

- Thank you. - Of course.

- Thank you, Joe. - Thank you.

- Bye. - Thank you.

Max.

Good work out there, man.

You’'re a boss. I love you.

Thank you so much. This is for you and the crew.

Thank you.

You guys took very, very good care of us.

The experience of a lifetime, so...

Y’'all are amazing.

- Thank you, guys. - Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I just wanted this charter to end

with this big, grand moment.

Joe picks his girl. They kiss.

They run off the boat together happily ever after.

And now it all just feels deflated and weird.

Um, we can do this. How about that?

- My hand is sweating. - You’'re good.

Look, they’'ve got their arms linked.

Is that love?

Is that what it’'s supposed to look like?

That awkward hobble down the marina?

Yeah, I’'m sweating.

All right, everyone, into our reds,

and let’'s meet back in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

Tip meeting!

Yay!

Thank you so much, girls.

My legs look like tampon strings.

---ing hell! What does mine look like?

Tip meeting, bitches.

Let’'s go.

Ha ha ha ha!

- Better! - Sorry.

It’'s okay.

The most expensive pillow you’'ll ever lie on.

- Hello. - Hi!

So, charter four.

Unlike any other charter we’'ve ever done.

First thing I want to do is welcome Cathy.

- Yay, Cathy! - Yay!

Yay!

I have felt so welcome.

You are just the most incredible addition.

You are so experienced,

and you really know what you’'re doing.

And you’'re pretty cool to top it off.

Thank you for being amazing.

- Whoo! - Yeah.

So, yeah, I feel like we are such a good unit.

Deck, well, you all know it’'s coming.

I’'m very disappointed.

V, I just want to leave you out of this equation.

Okay.

Now, I love the bromance.

I don’'t want to be a joy kill,

- but this is a job. - Yeah.

I’'ve put the pressure on Nathan.

You’'re going to feel it because he’'s feeling it from me.

Now, having said that,

I’'m giving you a day off tomorrow.

Yeah.

All right. So, the tip amount is $25,000.

$2,200 per person.

Whoo!

You guys have fun tomorrow.

I want you to reset and come back refreshed.

Okay. Thank you.

I just need one more pillowcase.

All right.

Girls, when you’'ve wrapped up all you’'re doing,

let’'s go to the bow.

- Copy. - Copy.

We’'ll be there in 10 minutes, bro.

Sound, bro, this will be done soon.

- Sound. - Max.

What do you want me to do?

Gang, bang, bang, bang bang.

Yeah, just here.

I just wanted to say thank you so much

for making me so proud every single day.

You are so experienced. You’'ve been a chief stew,

and I actually feel like it’'s just ridiculous

you having one stripe on your shoulder.

So, I was actually going to give you two stripes

and make you both second stew.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Kizzi reacting to this well

has just been the biggest blessing for me.

Not thrilled.

- Mwah. - Love this.

If she didn’'t react well,

that would have weighed on me so heavy.

I can put on a fake smile but on the inside

I am screaming, crying, sobbing, throwing up.

Thank you so much for being so mature and amazing about it.

Coming up...

Kizzi was quite impressed by your

very large cock this morning.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right?

What the...

Do you want a face mask?

- Shall we? - Yeah.

You look like a car mechanic.

---ing busting out over there.

- Yeah, man. - Oh, my God.

Every drop off day, all I do is face mask, feet mask.

I get a little bit of a vibe from Kizzi,

that she’'s threatened by me.

That is humongous!

Was no-one gonna tell me?

I never noticed it.

Two boats ago, my rotational chief stew partner,

she had been there a lot longer than me.

I came on, guns blazing, changing everything.

We just butted heads.

But looking back, I was wrong in that situation,

and now I know to be a little bit more understanding.

I want to do things in a nice way where I’'m showing her

I’'m a team player.

Do you know what I might give me old armpits a zap?

- Look, it’'s so quick. - It’'s so smooth.

She gone.

Let me...

where are you at, you done there?

- Yeah. - Stop there, bro.

- Sure. - Call it a day.

Now that I am single,

and I’'ve got these three very sexy deck boys,

I’'m just ready to have some fun.

Who let the dog out? Woof!

Rrrrr!

Actual horn dogs in this group.

- Right, are we setting it? - Yeah.

Perfect.

Ready? Shall we go?

- Yeah, let’'s go. - Vamos.

Let’'s go!

Woo!

Wow, look at you guys. You photo so well.

Kizzi told me that she was quite impressed

by your very large cock this morning.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Kizzi is all over you, brother.

Cathy thinks you’'re pretty cute.

You’'ve got some room to play tonight.

Cool!

Max literally matches me perfect.

I literally didn’'t even think he was hot and

- now I’'m like, you’'re so... - Yeah, right?

We’'re here for six weeks to have fun, bro.

Sex can very much just be sex. If that’'s what you’'re wanting.

- Clear communication. - Clear communication.

I feel like the drama starts now.

- We’'re here. - We’'re here!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Awesome.

Everyone looks really hot tonight.

We do, eh?

Okay, guys.

Hands up if you want an espresso martini.

Oh, me too.

Seven espresso martinis, please.

Okay.

Here we go. Perfect timing, sir. Thank you.

See you at the bottom.

To clear water and love.

I want to tell you before this goes any further...

Yeah.

That’'s good to know.

Listen.

I have been so heartbroken, nothing can come close.

You’'re an adult. I’'m an adult. I’'ll be fine.

Joe seems like he’'s aware of his reputation,

and he’'s, like, kind of giving me a warning.

Don’'t go too far down the Joe rabbit hole,

but I don’'t know.

I’'m just still curious to kind of explore Wonderland.

Just got to be careful, eh?

Guys, I’'m in a great mood.

This is my first crew night out, like...

Cheers!

We need to cheers for you!

Cheers!

I just feel so, so grateful to be here.

I’'m very happy to have you here.

You went to the Garlic Bread University, right?

Uh-huh.

You moisturized, and after you do this...

Wow.

Ela mon ami.

And then, the final touch.

Try it.

Mmm.

Do you feel like you’'ve deepened your relationship?

Yeah.

I feel like it could be deeper, though.

- Yeah. - Exactly.

You’'re going for a smokey-bokey?

- Nathan! - Smokey-bokey.

Does my hair look okay?

Yeah.

I love that.

I try.

Max and I are just gravitating towards each other,

and it feels like we’'re at our own separate table.

I can feel this connection, and I can see how the night

is going to unravel.

Maybe my clothes.

You look absolutely beautiful.

That was so good.

He’'s always in a pickle.

Okay.

Listen, I haven’'t got an objective.

I’'ve got no objective. I’'m just a very open man...

Because I do really feel that,

like she’'s into me or whatever.

- She is. 100%. - Yeah.

I can’'t hurt her, man, because she’'s so cool.

Yeah, so have that convo.

- I was trying to - ---ing say, well...

Oh, and it just didn’'t happen.

Nothing come out of my mouth. I was speechless.

Not very often does that happen to you, though.

But... I know.

Where is this coming from?

I just don’'t want to hurt the woman. That’'s it. End of story.

Is that good?

To be honest, I’'m not ready for a relationship,

but with this girl, she’'s a sweetheart, and...

. What am I going to do?

Yeah, that is a problem. To nip it in the bud.

Yeah! Let’'s get wild, shall we?

You had a rough time.

The stress, like, and the pressure

that’'s on my shoulders right now

is absolutely through the ----ing roof.

We need to get our focus back,

trying to get that drive and determination

just to do your job and not joke around and chat too much.

It was, like, a thing

that I’'ve never been faced with before.

Do you lotion?

Holy sh--, dude.

I’'m going for the kill.

You need to, you know, just so she backs off a little bit.

Like, because he wants her to, I’'m sure.

I don’'t know if I’'m going to be able to, though.

No, trust me.

His eyes are not fixated.

What do you think about this?

Yeah, I think so.

Because I don’'t want to think I’'m just in my head.

- You’'re ----ing stunning. - Yeah.

- Have a good time. - Okay.

Just tell me what I owe.

It’'s good. I can cover this.

Let’'s go!

- Vamos! - Let’'s go!

Let’'s go to the jacuzzi.

We have a super yacht with a full fridge.

- Have you had a nice evening? - Yeah, it was good.

- Do you really like him? - I kind of do.

I’'m better with bra.

I don’'t wear bras.

So you think this could be an actual thing, hey?

I don’'t know.

We’'re obviously both into each other.

But does he make you horny, babe?

Okay.

- Oh, okay. - Not princess, like, force.

Right, bikinis on, swimsuits on.

- Come on, let’'s go! - I’'m going to the Jacuzzi.

You not going?

Let’'s go into Jacuzzi, bro.

I’'m ready!

Yeah! Cathy!

Let’'s go, baby!

Can you hold my watermelon, please?

Thank you.

Just so nice. Take your-- Oh!

Oh!

- Where’'s Nathan? - He’'s not coming.

- Yeah, this is cool! - I know.

I know.

I’'m utterly petrified, if I’'m honest.

You actually, like...

Because I’'m kind of getting to know this girl,

I’'m actually, liking her. I only just met her.

I’'m... confused.

You make me feel this way.

- you. - I’'m not a fighter.

Give me the pirate’'s bottle, please.

This is actually a moment.

- On a super yacht. - A super yacht.

That makes it better!

What the is going on!

What the...

I’'m going to get out.

I’'m going to go to bed.