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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Yo!

- Huh? - Who?

Gentleman at home.

Holy sh--. She has a boyfriend?

Bet you’re really good in bed.

- I mean, love. - Yeah.

The beginning, I was like, wow.

Tom is going to punch you in the face.

I really like Tom, but being on this boat

has made me confused about being in a relationship.

I want to everyone. Everyone’s so sexy.

V has deck experience.

You did day charters.

I did all the lines for that.

When you do day charters, you have to be good with lines.

Keep an eye on the guests.

Tell them how they use the Sea-Bob as well.

- No worries. - Have you done it before?

- No. - You’ll get it.

Where’s he gone on the foil board?

- Look at him. - Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have no idea what they’re doing.

No, I didn’t.

There you go. My God.

Jack!

This is super dangerous now.

The deck team is total chaos.

I think we need to replace Christian or Tessa.

So I want you to figure out,

based on experience and leadership,

who are you going to let go?

Who are you going to let go?

I have eyeballs, but I want to know what your thoughts are.

It’s necessary for the whole operation of the boat

and the safety of the guests.

That’s half your team.

I can see Max getting frustrated with Christian and Tessa,

but he’s also trying to remain positive.

And then I’m getting frustrated as well,

because it’s just not good enough.

Okay.

If I had time to train them up I would, but...

I feel like they’re miles off it.

Yeah.

Spoken like a true leader.

I agree. I think it’s the right call.

Makes me sad I have to do this.

I know.

As a first-time bosun, making this call

is a very difficult one.

But I trust the decision is the right one.

Christian, please come to the bridge.

Coming now.

I’ve witnessed Nathan educate his team,

talk to his team constantly.

And we need some people who can understand direction

and then take action.

That’s not happening with Tess and Christian.

What’s happening in the bridge right now?

I don’t know.

Times like this is never easy for me, ever.

But safety is non-negotiable.

It’s number one. We all know that.

So at this point, I’m letting you go.

I’m really sorry.

This is just about safety and for efficiency.

No, thank you for the opportunity, Captain.

Yes, of course.

And Nathan, thank you so much, bro.

No, thanks, man. I’m sorry.

You’re a hard worker.

Well, no, thank you, guys, honestly.

- Yeah. - Thank you, man.

So our turn around is tomorrow,

so I need you to pack and then head off the boat.

- Thank you, Cap. - It’s a pleasure.

- Yeah, thank you. - Not at all.

Thank you so much, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, the reasons are valid, but

I wish I had the opportunity to show them I’m capable.

sake’s, man.

Sorry if I put someone in danger.

This is disappointing.

I feel bad.

Not everything feels good when you’re in leadership.

Do you reckon he’s getting fired?

Tess, Tess, Tess. Can you please come to the bridge?

- What’s happening? - I’m scared.

Damn.

Everyone’s getting called in.

- Hey. - Hello.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Good.

From what I’ve observed and speaking with Nathan,

it’s completely chaotic on deck.

It’s not safe.

There’s been a few incidents where guests

have gone missing or they’ve gone too far.

They’ve jumped on a e-foil without an induction.

So I have to make a change.

I’m really sorry, but I’ve got to let you go.

I know you come from a big boat,

which is a different type of experience.

But if I may, get on small boats.

Because small boats, you learn everything.

- Thank you so much. - It’s been a pleasure.

- Okay. - Thank you.

Thanks.

I feel like Nathan’s leadership style is pretty sh--.

is this?

I feel like I also didn’t get the opportunity

to, like, show my skills.

Good luck to them, but it’s their loss.

It didn’t feel nice, but it felt necessary.

Yeah. All right.

So now I have to get two new deck hands in.

Perfect.

Now that Tessa and Christian’s gone,

I want to prove it to Captain Sandy

that I can do this job and I can do it efficiently.

All right. Thank you, Cap.

I appreciate you.

Great.

Yeah, so Tessa and Christian are packing their bags.

No.

- So they’re off. - Wow.

We’re getting replacements.

Okay.

Hopefully we can find them by tomorrow.

If not, it’s going to be an interesting charter.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Let’s go.

Like, it just is amazing.

Huh?

What?

- We just lose - ---ing two crew member.

- Who? - Who?

- Christian. - And?

- Tess. - Yeah.

- No, off. - Yeah.

- Where is she? - Yeah.

Are you ----ing joking me?

No.

- Are you ----ing joking me? - No.

She was like, it’s just not working.

So she fired me and Christian.

What is going on?

Wait, Tess, are you leaving?

- She’s got - ---ing sacked, mate.

Oh, my roomie.

Oh, well.

What’s up, bro?

What’s that face?

But I just know the news.

- Really? - Yeah, man.

I don’t know. I just don’t know, bro.

It is what it is, bro.

Yeah, I tried to warn you like 1,000 million times, man.

I did, I tried. Like, I tried.

This guy. Jesus.

Get a new deck hand, try to hypnotize him.

- See how he goes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I cannot believe that.

- You’re going? - I’m going.

Christian.

That’s like half our crew.

- Christian, man. - Bro, you’re ----ing cool.

Don’t worry, you're not alone.

It was me, too.

- Wait, what? - Yeah.

- You’re leaving us? - Oh, sh--.

- I just got the sack. - We’re out.

Peace out, brother.

My dad has been in over 20 aircraft accidents.

With all, like, scratches and blood and glass in his skin.

This feels worse than the way he described them.

- All right, man. - Sorry, and thank you.

But, like, the silver lining is if I stayed,

I’m sure at some point I would have punched Max in the face.

- Take it easy, bro. - Ciao.

You’re not just manhandling that, you’re own.

Good God, she’s strong.

It’s sad.

I maybe could have had more confidence on deck,

but I was just so weary of, like,

where I stood in the deck team.

- Bye, I’m so sorry. - Bye, it’s all right.

I didn’t ----ing know this was going to happen.

- It’s okay. - A big surprise.

I hope on my next boat, like, my bosun believes in me

and has half a brain cell.

I really do wish Nathan all the best.

I’m sure he'll do great.

Twitching.

- See ya. - See you.

- Ciao. - Bye.

Come on.

Oh, man.

Scary, man.

When I first got into yachting,

I didn’t realize how ruthless it was.

- Oh, it’s so ruthless. - Yeah.

- Do the job or you’re gone. - Yeah.

I like it.

You’ve really got to feel for Nathan

when the most competent member of his team

voluntarily rubbed jellyfish all over his face.

I want to take one.

Is it not poisonous on the top?

You can grab them.

- Oh, my gosh. - What?

- It’s starting to spike me. - You dumb.

And the other two have both been fired.

This is so bad.

Oh, my God.

Coming up...

Can you do, like, a vegan wrap?

I would like the barbecue lobster.

- Okay. - French fries.

French fries.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

- Hungry as hell. - Ugh...

- They’re gone. - They’re gone.

- They’re gone! - Big changes.

- It’s for the best, bro. - Yeah.

Oh, thank God.

I wonder if Cap and Sandy noticed

I have deck experience on my CV.

Oh, V has deck experience.

Yeah, I’m a little intimidated

because people who have more experience than me just left.

So...

Yeah, but you came into interior with no interior experience

and you’re smashing it.

I know that V would probably be happier on deck,

so I’m just trying to plant a little seed.

Hee-hee.

Okay.

I’m going to go pee and cry.

Okay, I’m gonna vacuum.

- Madness. - Yachting, baby.

Nathan and Aesha, please come to the bridge.

Copy.

Oh, no!

- Are you good? - No, I’m not.

Well, I have some news for you.

Yes.

Since the firing of the two deck hands...

- Yeah. - I found you a replacement.

He’s a good deck hand.

- Okay. - Experienced.

We’re bringing in Joe.

- Really? - Yes.

Joe!

Joe’s coming back.

I know that we’ve lost two kind, lovely people today.

But how cool that Joe’s coming back?

Oh, I’m...

Me and him just vibe on a whole different level.

I’m ----ing love you, man.

- Oh! - Groovy, baby.

Right, man, I’ll see you tomorrow.

I mean, if I knew Joe was going to come back,

I would have sacked ’em in charter one.

I’m going to start looking for another deck hand,

- but it is August. - I know.

In the middle of the Med summer.

I know.

- Well, we got this. - Yeah.

- Thank you, Cap. - Okay.

Weather’s not looking very good, is it?

No. We’ll have showers come in.

Okay.

But we’re monitoring the weather.

Question. So new charter tomorrow, so who’s your team?

- I don’t know yet. - Hmm.

Have you done deck before?

We have one week of, like, actual deck and safety diving

on an 80-foot yacht.

Deck stew on a 100-foot yacht.

But all I’ve done is, like, lines and fenders.

So you’re obviously going to have

to teach me a couple things.

But Aesha and Kizzi, can both tell you, like,

I pick up things quick.

I’ll think about it.

I’ll have a chat with captain later

- to see if she’s found anyone. - Okay.

And if she hasn’t, then I may propose her.

It’s a big thing to ask for.

But I would love to do it.

Like, nothing would be better

than being part of the deck team.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

It’s just an idea.

You don’t have to go with it.

I need to get ready.

I’m just buzzing, running out.

Oh, my God. What?

Long ----ing day.

I can fit my fist in my mouth.

- Can you? - Yeah.

I want to say...

Jesus Christ!

Are we all going to be in one car?

So cute!

Here.

- Here? - Yeah. Yeah.

It’s going to be a long six weeks.

There’s these attractive guys, parading around the boat.

I want to have my cake and eat it.

That’s not the right thing to do.

It’s not fair on Tom.

Agh!

It’s so hard having a conscience.

Let’s go, guys!

I invite to dinner. I invite to dinner.

Kizzi, let’s go.

Hello!

This is so cute.

It’s a very classy tapas restaurant.

Can I have an espresso martini please?

- Can I have a paloma? - Yeah.

Thank you.

Salad with real peaches

and a little bit of goat cheese cream.

Amazing. Thank you so much.

Mmm.

Wow.

I’ll tell you what, that’s ----ing good.

Cheers to us.

We’re going to hold this sh-- down.

---ing right, we are.

Righty-oh, so we’ve got a deckhand placement.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Joe.

What’s he like?

He’s your best friend.

Yeah, if you trust him.

Don’t make Max feel left out.

- No, of course not. - Yeah.

Do you think Joe’s going to be in love with her?

Or me?

I don’t know. He could be.

I like to think everyone’s in love with me.

It’s still so nice to have people love you.

- Just love love. - Just love love, babe.

Oh, my God.

Shall we skedaddle?

- Yes. - Yeah.

This is cute.

Cheers to the...

Remaining.

- Oh, good Lord. - No, no, no.

How are you feeling about tomorrow?

I’ve got a lot on.

Just remember, you don’t have to do everything they say.

No, no, for sure.

They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Yeah.

Like, people send things back.

That is like a fear driver for me.

- Yeah. - Do you know what I mean?

I don’t want that sh-- to happen.

Yeah.

So I think I just try and probably go

probably a bit too much.

Maybe I need to, like, pull back.

Just, like, doing things to excellence,

but on, like, a smaller variety.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You’re gonna burn yourself out, otherwise.

Yeah.

I already feel ----ed.

I know it.

If you can keep your emotions...

Yeah.

And if we can work together as a team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then I can see you in the leadership position.

- Lead deckhand? - Because I am.

Yeah, of course.

And Joe is your friend, bro.

Yeah, but I have to think professional

because you’ve proven so much,

but I want you to correct the emotional.

Give me a cuddle.

I love that, bro. That’s wonderful, bro.

All right, shall we go?

- The taxi’s here. - Let’s go.

To the car.

I might vomit all....

- Five stars. - Mademoiselle.

Five stars.

Have a ciggy with you guys?

Vibes! Vibes!

Ooh!

- Whoa, top off - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got pretty hot in there, huh?

You go first, please.

, we’ve got guests coming on here tomorrow.

, whatever.

I’m going straight to bed.

- I need to pee. - There’s your chance, bro.

She has a boyfriend.

See you tomorrow.

Ai yi yi yi.

I’ll see you in the morning.

Have a good sleep.

Do you think, really quickly,

do you think I’m a ----ing idiot for coming here

with a guy that I’m dating for the first time?

But you’ve only been with him a month.

If you guys were, like, solidly dating for, like,

six months or a year? I’d totally get it.

But, yeah, it’s, like, very unique circumstances.

What I’ve seen of Kizzi so far,

she really should not be on this boat with a boyfriend.

She’s pining for every guy’s attention on the boat.

Yeah.

I think that this is headed for

a big, giant, messy explosion.

This is your life.

Coming up...

There’s really nothing healthy for me.

I like greens.

My body not really getting what it needs.

Treating me like a. Bullsh--.

- Are you that stressed? - Where are you going?

Can’t right now. Dickhead.

- Hi, gorgeous. - Hi.

Nathan and Aesha, please come to the bridge.

On my way.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Yes.

So the plan, Joe, is coming this morning.

Yeah.

And then I’m still short a deck hand.

Yeah.

So just thinking, you have a stewardess.

Victoria has deck experience.

- Did you know that? - I did know that.

I spoke to her, actually.

Oh, really?

Maybe it’s worth giving her a shot.

Yeah, I’m more than happy to have her.

I’d like for you guys to figure out how to share her

for the next charter until I get another deckhand.

It’s tricky because it's mainly mornings and dinner

when I need her the most.

Which actually works, because you probably need

her most during the day.

Yeah, but I’ll need one deck to do the night shift.

Basically, it’d be me and Kizzi doing everything.

But you know, I’ll always do my best.

Yeah.

Selfishly, the last thing I want is to give V up

because we’ve finally got this beautiful, cohesive team.

But, luckily for everyone,

I am a larger-thinking chief stew

who knows she needs to do the best for the whole boat.

Just consider me the good witch of the boat.

Let’s see how she does on deck.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

What ever needs to be done.

- Thank you, cap. - Okay.

Do you need your bins emptied?

Yes.

Girls, girls, can you meet me at the primary cabin?

Copy.

Right, brother.

So...

We’ve had some changes.

Yeah.

The bad news is that we’re going into next charter

a person down, which means Nathan and I

have to share you for next charter.

We’re sharing.

So you’re gonna be half inside.

This is gonna be an interesting custody.

Outside, I know.

You guys are doing joint custody over me.

Holy sh--.

The opportunity to do deck is like a breath of fresh air.

Like, but quite literally,

because I get to go outside and breathe like fresh air.

I might have to do even more with a crew of two

on the interior.

I probably should have thought of that

before I planted my seed.

That sounds really dirty.

- Sorry, girl. - No.

I just don’t know how we're gonna do any better.

We’ve got it.

We can do it.

Hey. Nathan. Nathan!

Yes, big dog!

Get it over here!

We’re back, we're back!

- Look. - What?

Joe and Nathan.

Hi!

So happy to see you, mate.

Run, Aesha!

Oh, that’s so cute.

Aesha.

Ah...

I’m back, baby.

I was literally navigating off of the watch on a 35-meter.

I was out at sea.

I got the text from Captain Sandy

saying that my best mate needed me on deck.

Get me on.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

I heard a lot of good things about you.

I do consider myself like a really good deckhand,

but I had a few flaws.

Oh, it’s a mess, bro.

Start with learning how to tie a line.

Let’s go, let's go.

I’ve had a year to learn.

I’m comfortable on the bow now.

I know exactly what’s going on.

Guess what cabin we’re in?

We’re in the same cabin.

Yes!

I’ve just done a level up,

and it feels so good.

I’m so confident within myself.

I’m just ready to absolutely smash it.

- Hi, Joe. - Hello, Captain Sandy.

I’m really happy to have you.

Let’s smash this season. Let’s smash it.

- Yeah, you smell really nice. - Oh, thank you. So do you.

Now that you’ve met the infamous Joe, what do you think?

Good, good-looking, built, yeah.

- Hi, how’s it going? - Hi, I’m Joe.

- I’m V. - Pleased to meet you.

- What was your name? - V.

- V. - Mm-hmm.

Dang, they finally brought someone on board

who is really handsome.

Like, she, is stunning, man.

Victoria. Nice.

I know you’re in trouble.

- Uh-oh. - Yeah.

Oh, nice.

Is he there?

Is he really?

I was told by Captain to get into uniform.

Yeah, I’ll sort the uniform for you, man.

Oh, here he is.

I’m Joe. Pleased to meet you.

You’ve come to save the day.

I have.

It’s two kisses. I’m from Spain.

Oh, God. She’s gorgeous as well.

I’m in trouble.

It was super tough last season with the love triangle

that I got with Bri and Ellie.

I felt so disrespected.

Don’t make me feel dumb, either.

I’m going to try and behave.

- Ciao. - Ciao.

Happy days.

It’s looking bad.

It’s coming right towards us.

The storm wraps around,

so it creates this wash bowl effect of these swells.

It’s crazy.

The last thing I want to do as a captain

is remain on the dock when a charter client boards.

But if we go off the dock,

everybody will be scared for their lives and seasick.

So we’re just going to play it safe and stay on the dock.

All right.

Aesha, Aesha, I’m pretty much done with this.

Should I just help the deck team?

No, they’ve got it under control.

Can you please make Jell-o shots?

It will be amazing.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet in the main salon

for our preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

Thank you.

Good boy, Max.

- Oh, hiya. - Thank you.

Thank you, we can share.

Eight clients for the next charter.

They seem really fun.

LaDonna is into commercial real estate,

loves being on the water.

And her dear friends, Aleta, Chandra, Terrance,

Marsha, Crystal.

We’ve got two vegans.

Candice and her husband, Carlos,

who demands creativity from the chef.

Easy work.

Cool. All right, so the bad news.

There’s some storms coming.

It looks like we probably can’t leave the dock today.

Aw,.

Victoria, obviously this day,

you’ll be predominantly interior.

- Yeah. - Cool.

But let’s get creative.

Aesha, why don’t you try setting up a land excursion?

Barcelona has a lot to offer.

There’s so many things to do here.

I went on the last excursion.

I’m going to send V.

Yeah, okay, good.

Joe can go on this one.

He knows Barcelona quite well.

I’m home. I'm four hours away. Literally.

And he speaks Spanish.

Okay.

I don’t want to say this too early,

but with V’s kind of naive nature,

I can see her getting swept into Joe’s charm very easily.

That’s a wee little innocent fish

and a big bad shark.

Thanks for bringing those skills.

- No problem. - Let’s keep killing it.

And now it’s going to be extra pressure that we’re at the dock.

Thanks, captain.

Do you want to still do docking training?

We can probably do it later on.

You’re a beast, man.

- This is fat, now. - Fat?

This is fat.

- You have good boobs there, no? - Yeah, yeah.

Do you like them?

- Oh, my gosh. - Put your face in.

Put your face in. Yeah.

- This charter will be easier. - Yeah.

The nuances of the vegan always add another little layer.

I lived in a vegan community for nine months.

Oh, you did? There you go.

Living in a hippie commune was one of the most

amazing experiences of my life.

The food, we were growing everything on site

and we would harvest it ourselves and cook it ourselves.

Even the compost from the feces,

we would make soil from that.

Our poo is, like, great for soil.

We should use it. And we’re not.

We flush it away.

Shall I show you the menu?

- Yeah. - I’ve gone big.

Yeah.

At the same time, there is two vegans.

So there’s protein for them, plus just bread for everyone.

These guest preferences,

there’s so many different things going on.

I feel like I’m, like, about to sh-- myself, you know,

like, which would be great for the hippie commune, but, like,

it’s not going to work here, you know?

Awesome. Great.

Are you going to be using the gym on this boat?

We haven’t, like, had free time...

You reckon you could curl me?

- Should we have a little go? - Yeah.

Yeah, let’s do it.

How do I do it?

No, just pick you up like this.

Okay. Ooh!

Let’s see.

Yeah?

- There we go. - You don’t even need the gym.

Isn’t that interesting?

Yeah. I think we’re going to have fun.

Great job, sweetie.

Coming up...

So the weather.

The decision has been made to stay the night on the dock.

- Ugh... - No.

Oh, wow.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet in your whites

in 15 minutes.

Boy, it’s nice ----ing seeing you in here, boy.

- I know, bro. - Woo!

Living life like it’s golden.

So exciting!

Here we go again.

I hate giving news that we can’t leave the dock.

Oh,. Jesus Christ.

Could have just asked.

Oh, my God. Here we go.

- Hi! - Captain Sandy.

I’m Aesha.

- Hi, girl. - Josh, nice to meet you.

Josh, so nice to meet you.

- Sandy. - You the chef?

Yes.

We’re vegan.

I’m ready for you.

We’re here, ladies.

We are here.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Aesha’s going to show you around.

Lovely. Thank you.

So welcome aboard.

We are coming on the ship.

Hey.

So in here, the main salon.

Wow, so beautiful.

Now your room.

What kind of sheets did you request, LaDonna?

6,000 thread-count Egyptian cotton.

Don’t complain.

Kept me up all night.

- What’d she do, snoring? - Oh, heavy.

Really?

Do I need to be in here with you at night?

No, no. Because I’ma snore, too.

Oh, okay.

Yes, Max.

I’m excited for when they actually use me outside.

I’m excited for you.

I think you’re going to love it.

- So who is our chef? - Josh.

- Josh is so good. - He’s incredible.

So oysters in caviar boat, a few salads.

And then lobster salad, tuna lobster for the vegans.

Thanks, babe.

We’re very picky and diverse.

I’d be very surprised if you weren’t pleased.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Hi. - Hi.

, man.

I haven’t played this since last season.

This is our ----ing tune, let’s go!

...

- Gosh. - Oh, sh--.

No more fun. Lead the way.

Max is working. Let’s go!

- Hello, beautiful people. - Hello.

Josh, as soon as you have food, just say so.

Copy.

Aesha, Aesha. I’d like to speak to them.

Absolutely.

- Sucks. - Ready?

Do we need to wait till Sandy’s spoken to them or...?

Yeah, I suppose.

This is ----ing bad timing.

- Hi. - Hello.

So, the weather.

I had a friend send me a video that’s in Ibiza.

We don’t want to be out there during this.

You guys will be seasick.

No, we’re going to, like, take us back,

please, quickly, okay?

So, the decision’s been made to stay the night on the dock

and then leave at 9 a.m. in the morning.

We’re looking forward to a good time.

- Sorry. - That’s okay.

If you want to have a walk about Barcelona...

Oh, okay.

We’ll keep monitoring the weather.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Kizzi, we can start running food.

- V? - Yeah?

You want to come help run plates?

- Yeah, I got you. - Once they stop flirting.

- Um, what can I start with? - This salad.

That’s got lobster in it. That’s vegan.

Copy.

- The phone. - Whoever invented this...

That is the best invention ever.

They had me in mind.

- Take this one here. - Beautiful, what is it?

Can I get you some lobster salad?

No, they’re vegan.

There’s the same salad vegan as well.

Would you guys like any zucchini?

- No. - No.

- Is that tuna? - It’s hamachi.

No, thank you.

- I don’t even know what that is. - I don’t either.

- Do you like some? - That’s fine, yeah.

- How you doing, guys? - Hello.

Some oysters and caviar here.

You got vegan for us?

Yeah. Salads are beans, radishes,

pumpkin seeds, mint, cucumber.

And this is a tomato and chickpea fondue.

Is there any way I could have fried oysters?

Fried oysters. Yep.

Thank you.

- Awesome. - Real food.

Hungry as hell.

I guess they’re trying to give us the greenery first.

Right, I guess.

How is everything?

Is this it for lunch or is there more coming?

- No, there’s more. - No, this is lunch.

Is there nothing else coming?

- No. - Okay.

We can make you something if you want.

Definitely gonna need to make me something.

It’s hard to please you vegans.

- Not really. - No, it ain’t.

- Fried oysters. - Over here.

Oh, my gosh.

What other options do we have to eat, too?

He wants something a bit heartier.

Yeah.

What about some beautiful local prawns?

Yeah, that’s cool.

Chef, can you fry those oysters right here?

- Yes, I can fry those oysters. - All right, thank you.

Can you do, like, a vegan wrap?

I would like the barbecue lobster.

- Okay. - French fries.

- Some French fries. - Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

Oh, Josh.

He seems so calm, his eyes are like...

,,, ,.

Because even as a vegan, I don’t just eat salad.

No.

That’s an appetizer, just like everybody else.

This is the first charter that the guests don’t like my food.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

Deep breath.

I’ve got to teach him how to think like a vegan.

He ain’t thinking.

Ah!

Even as a vegan, I don’t want to just eat salad.

That’s not a meal for me.

That’s an appetizer, just like everybody else.

These guys are going to be trouble.

- I’m so sorry. - That’s all right.

It is what it is. I can whip out something really quick.

Oh, dear.

I love a good salad.

I love a good lunch.

A lunch carries you.

Let’s take these up, too.

Here we go.

Oh, that is so good.

Here we go. We’ve got some more fried oysters.

- Oh, yes. - No, thank you for me.

I’ll just do my ----ing normal 19, 20-hour ----ing days again.

Here you go.

This is mental.

- Here you go. - Okay. Thank you.

How am I supposed to become a badass deckhand at the dock?

What is that?

A veggie wrap.

I just have to be more specific.

Don’t worry.

Just throw me some veggies in there.

Some salt and pepper. Some oil.

Whatever.

Did you want me to clear your plate?

Yes, you can.

Yes, thank you.

Rain’s a little bit dense.

We’re going to rain, but we’re not.

- Are you good? - As good as I’m going to be.

How’s it going?

I want to just have a conversation with the chef.

- Oh, you come on in. - All right.

- How are you doing? - Good. How are you?

I’m all right.

So, since we’re going to be here for a couple of days,

and since I’m vegan, you know, we tend to put

a little more thought into our food.

If we would have had like peppers, onions,

cucumber, salt and pepper.

Tonight, I’ve got a big spread, so you should all be good.

- I appreciate it. - No worries.

♪ These guests have bad taste ♪

♪ All my talents are going to waste ♪

them.

Jesus. me.

When the guests are away,

we can just run around and dry everything up.

I just want to talk about dinner.

Yes, chef.

Would you like plated tonight,

or would you prefer family style?

I think family style instead of plated,

because people have such differences and preferences.

Okay.

For dinner... I think mashed potatoes would be good.

- Maybe some fries. - Or some pasta.

Some pasta, yeah.

- Fish is great. - Fried chicken wings.

- Vegan options. - Risotto?

Do you have snapper by any chance?

Let me write these things down.

I really want to rebound off this lunch,

but now they’re giving me every single food group

in the planet.

Like, how am I going to put this all into one menu?

The menu at the Cheesecake Factory is shorter

than what these women are asking for.

What time would you like dinner?

- So let’s make it 9:30. - All right, perfect.

- Thanks, Josh. - Thank you.

I want to wear the jumpsuit. Because I look cute.

Ha!

Let it all out.

It’s cute, right?

Bloody hell.

- Okay, six o’clock. - Yes.

The vans will be here so you could do an excursion ashore

in the gothic area, in the Born.

Cool.

Getting stuck at the dock is so hard on the guests

because there is no water toys,

and it gets boring looking at the same interior of a boat.

Joe, V, do you want to grab your stuff and get ready to go?

Copy.

So, Joe and V are going to take you guys around

El Born and the gothic area.

You’ve got all of these little alleyways and winding streets

and the most interesting bars and restaurants and shops,

so I’m hoping that after this,

they kind of forget what a terrible start we’ve had.

Everything’s just so pretty out here.

- Gorgeous. - I love it.

I wonder what that red thing is.

No, I’m sorry. I just tried.

- You were trying... - Exactly.

How’s lunch?

He’s just got to give them what they want.

Got to learn what they want.

Yeah.

That was annoying.

To be honest.

- Are we here? - Wow.

- Let’s get it. - This is cute.

- Welcome to Barcelona. - Barcelona.

Where are we at?

I can find that house.

This is the National square.

So it’s San Jaime Square.

This is where everyone gathered.

This is so beautiful.

All right. Shall we start setting?

Yeah.

Tonight’s Americana with, like, a touch of cowboy.

If you can detail main deck aft

I’ll go up and detail bridge deck.

How are you feeling?

I’ve got a few more bits to do for dinner

and I’ll be all right.

This is the Bishop’s Bridge.

It’s where it connects the two buildings together.

The bridge was actually built in the 1920s,

so it’s only a century old.

The architecture is awesome.

So what do you think of Joe then?

- I think he’s beautiful. - Yeah.

But I’ve got a man back home, haven’t I?

It is difficult being here.

I think that sex is a really important part

- of a relationship. - Yeah.

You’re horny, basically.

That’s basically what you’re saying.

This is the Ayuntamiento, so it’s from Catalan.

That’s their own individual flag.

Is that gelato or just regular ice cream?

This is vegan. Coconut and lemon.

Okay.

It’s the curls.

- Yeah, yeah. - And the butt.

Yeah...

You buy those or, like...

I did not buy them.

Everyone always comments about me eyebrows.

We’ve got Victoria, which is this lioness.

The eyes, where she stares into your soul.

And then you’ve got Kizzi.

This gorgeous little pocket rocket.

You can just pop in your shirt and go, hey.

Joe likes a bit of you?

Joe likes a bit of me?

Yeah, Joe likes a bit of you.

Yeah, what can I say?

Am I worried about going into another love triangle

like, last season?

Yeah.

Have you seen these girls on this boat?

I’m totally ----ed. You do know that, don’t you?

Yeah, I got you.

I’m going to ruin the deck team.

Right, guys, you ready to go?

Throw the covers on.

It’s starting to rain now.

Aesha, Aesha, 15 minutes until the guests get here.

They’re in the taxi now.

Copy, thank you.

Yeah.

Kizzi, I think we’re going to have to move.

It’s pretty wet.

Yeah, because I’m hungry.

I’m not the best...

Oh, I’m not nice when I’m hungry.

me.

All right.

Hello, welcome back.

How was the trip?

- It was good. - It was wonderful.

Would you like a Jell-O shot?

- Why not? - Yes.

---ing come on, look at that.

Ooh, this Jell-O shot good.

We’ve got some Jell-O shots if you want some.

Oh, no, Jell-O has pork in it.

Oh, of course.

Guys, what a disaster.

---ing hell, man.

Okay, so we’re doing corn.

I’ll tell you what we got.

Yes.

Steak, corn, fish.

Vegan mashed potatoes. Vegan pasta.

Tomato beet salad with cucumber,

pomegranate and chicken here.

She requested tartar sauce.

I’ve got that for the fish

and garlic mushroom for the vegan as well.

Yum, yeah.

Josh’s response to the criticism

is just to push himself harder.

And while that’s admirable,

I’m not quite sure it’s sustainable.

But, you know, Godspeed, my chef.

All this pain will be a memory soon.

Do you know if the weather’s going to get much worse?

It’s like spitting, but it’s not terrible.

That’s 12 miles out. That’s all rain.

Right.

So it’s past us.

Team USA, here we go.

Oh, that is so cute.

Should I slant it?

- Are you ready? - Let’s go.

Look at this.

V, we’ll go over the docking situation.

That’s fine.

USA!

- We’re having a par-tay. - A par-tay?

All right.

Oooh.

Girls, girls. Do you want to hop in the master?

I would love to.

- So you have two coils. - Yeah.

V, V.

You’ll hold that in your right hand.

- This in your left. - Yeah.

And you throw them.

Aesha, Aesha, Joe.

I think she’s on the aft deck.

Ready?

- Perfect. - See?

Holy sh--.

This girl has been hiding out in laundry this entire time.

- Good job! - Told you.

She knows her knots. She knows her lines.

She’s willing to listen. She’s willing to learn.

Why did you have to hide away for so long?

Are you able to help with cabins?

- Of course. - Thank you.

Nathan, any chance you can help with service?

Yeah, of course.

Woo! Okay.

Shall I just put it on the table now?

Yeah, we can go take the pasta, chicken and the corn.

- Pasta, vegan. - Hello, hello.

Would you like some grilled corn?

- Oh, these guys are - ---ing stressful.

So we have vegan mash and normal mash.

And then we’ve got some garlic mushrooms.

Would you like some red snapper?

Absolutely.

- Some vegan salad? - Um, no, I don’t want that.

- Medium rare steak? - Medium rare.

- Mm-hmm. - Josh was ready tonight.

How’s everyone?

- We’re good. - Hi!

You worked hard tonight. Thank you so much.

- That’s perfect. - Cool, perfect.

Oh, I was learning lines and sh--.

I picked it up instantly. It was ----ing fun as.

- Did you like it? - I really liked it.

- They were happy. - Thank goodness.

Well done, Josh.

The food is amazing.

All right.

Well, me personally, when I look at my plate...

Let’s hear it, let's hear it, let’s hear it.

It’s all starches.

It’s really nothing healthy for me.

I like greens. I like, you know, stuff.

There’s no mineral content really here.

It’s good. It's filling,

but my body, not really getting what it needs.

- So what do you lacking? - Greens.

- Not salads, though. - Not salads.

You want the veggies.

Just so you know, the vegan guy is going on and on about how

there’s not enough minerals on the table.

He needs greens, but not salad.

No, because I took him to salad and he said,

I don’t want it.

There’s a lot of dishes out there,

even just for one person to do.

They can just calm the down.

- Exactly. - So we just...

So some greens for you guys would be...

- Would top it off. - Would top it off.

---ing make me look like a.

They expect too much from one person.

you all.

Are you that stressed?

Yeah.

I’m going to lose my sh--. I’m going to lose my sh--.

Bullsh--.

Where are you going?

Oh, dear.

What the is going on?

You need your vegetables.

Dickhead.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

I’ll have you in the port side.

I don’t want to disappoint Nathan

with this first undocking.

There is no room for ups.

- I do have questions. - Can he come back?

- You want him to come back? - Yes.

Josh, Josh. Can you please come back?