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This past charter season has been one of the toughest times

in my entire life.

That is an absolute - ing sh---show.

We’re looking like - ing amateurs.

He’s floating away.

Holy Jesus.

I thought that I was going to come on as

a first-time bosun...

Oh, God.

And kill it.

Boy, was I wrong.

But in the end, it just turned into the best because of this.

Outside the airport.

I’m trying to walk and it is hot.

I can’t complain.

I won’t complain.

Happy days.

Here we are at the airport.

Got my luggage, my love is helping to drop me off.

Right, at the airport. It’s crunch time.

I’m feeling a little bit nervy.

I have just spent £4.95 on a bottle of water.

Excited to get cooking.

Let’s hope my knives make it through security.

This will officially be my first superyacht.

I’m going to pop my superyacht cherry and I’m so excited.

Ah, let’s go! Fancy flight!

Let’s do this.

Coming back to Barcelona feels like I’m coming home.

I’ve lived here for four years.

As a captain, I feel like I grew up here.

Sandy, if we can have a kick to port, please.

It’s the largest metropolis in the Med.

From the history to the art to the culture to the food,

the football... soccer.

Football to...

- Thank you so much. - You’re welcome.

I have not been here since 2009.

And I think it’s going to be an epic season.

Gorgeous.

Oh, I can’t wait to see Sandy.

This is gorgeous.

Sandy!

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- All of these big life things. - So proud of you.

Yes, I’m engaged.

This is very exciting.

I feel like Sandy inspired Scott.

- Would you marry me? - Baby!

Oh my God.

Yes, baby.

Thank you very much.

I am so grateful that I have Scott

because there are not many men that could handle me.

- The boat’s... - Yeah.

I like it very much.

Bravado is a newer boat, newer equipment.

Awesome.

I think you’re going to love it.

- I want to give you the CVs. - Awesome.

So, Victoria.

No.

She can learn. Kizzi Kitchener.

Oh, she was a service stew on a hundred meter boat.

Creating decorative, imaginative table settings!

Okay, awesome.

This boat will show no dust whatsoever.

- Hello. - Josh.

Hi.

- Are you the chef? - Chef.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Hey, Captain. - Hey, welcome aboard.

- Josh, nice to meet you. - Yeah, you too.

Come on in.

Crew mess. Lovely.

You worked at a Michelin Star?

10, 11 years at Michelin restaurants.

- I am very excited. - Thank you.

To see what you can do.

Lovely to meet you. - Yeah. Thank you.

See you later.

Ooh.

Oh, that’s a great big bathroom.

Sh--.

I think Mama will be having this one.

I’m excited about having Nathan come back as bosun this season.

He’s had a lot of experience on other vessels, handling lines.

He’s very comfortable on deck, and he’s trustworthy.

- Go? - Go, go, go, go, go, go.

I think this is going to be a great charter season.

Very exciting.

Aesha, which cabin am I in?

- You can choose. - Can choose whatever?

- Yeah. - Perfect.

Do you want mind helping me?

I’m Kizzi, I'm one of yours.

You’re Kizzi, you’re one of my stews?

- Yeah. - So happy to have you here.

- Hey. - Oh yeah, this is Josh.

- Kizzi. - Kizzi.

- Nice to meet you. - She’s one of these stewies.

Nice. Kizzi.

Do you want to come upper deck with me?

Ok, I’d love to.

I actually love sharing cabins.

- Hey! - Max!

- Captain Susan. - Hug.

I’m back, baby.

- What have you been up to? - I was in Bali for a year.

Because last season, you know, my energy was there,

but my motivation was on the edge of burnout.

My friend, it’s so heavy.

We don’t have time to - ing sit around and wank.

- What are you doing, bro? - Woo!

Don’t do that.

Like a snap, everything changes.

That blew my mind how powerful it was...

Devotion is to the maximum now.

You’re not gonna wanna leave, right?

No!

What?

We only have two and a half weeks left.

Promise?

No, no, no, I’m there, I’m ready, you know.

I want to...

Go check out the boat.

- Okay. - Good to see you.

- See you later. - Okay.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

[bleep] Where is Nathan?

How’s it going?

Just getting my ass into gear.

I just got to work fast.

Have you been on boats for long?

Three years.

Working Michelin kitchens,

I mean, it’s good because you’ve become a great chef,

but it’s----ing intense.

One time I was running a meat section at a kitchen.

I was 20 minutes late on a check.

The chef behind the pass grabbed me,

pulled my head down onto the hot pass like that,

and just screamed at me.

And I like, I remember like, getting up.

and being, like, yes, chef.

A little bit.

Hey, by the way, if you’re watching.

I’ve just been in the BVI doing some work

- on Moskito and Necker. - Yeah.

- Hello, my darling. - Hello.

I’m Aesha.

- Aesha? - Aesha, yes.

- Josh, Josh. - Nice to meet you, man.

What the [bleep]?

Exactly.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Kizzi.

I go here?

Absolutely not.

Cheeky, cheeky boy.

I’m joking.

Ah, she look good, huh?

Kizzi...

She’s like a visual dildo.

- Oh, hi. - Hello.

- How’s it going? - Nice to meet you, I’m V.

You’ll be in this cabin.

Florida.

When you first came in, I thought you were like, European.

I’m Cuban, baby.

I have guys that are going to be like, I don’t know.

You look like a white girl but you have green eyes

and blonde hair.

I’m like, listen, this ass is Cuban.

If you look at it, it’s there.

It’s definitely Cuban.

- This is Max. - What’s up?

- What’s your name? - V.

- Just V? - V.

- M. - M?

- M. - For?

Max. Yeah.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi, Christian. - Aesha.

- Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.

- Kizzi. - Christian, nice to meet you.

- Max. - Christian, nice to met you.

You’re French.

No, I’m Colombian.

Okay.

Let’s come sit down here.

Sunflower oil bottle.

You’re going to run the deck until we get Nathan, our bosun.

Just get it clean, turn it around.

But you see the arms of this guy and mine, too.

- Yeah. - So it’s going to be easy.

Don’t worry.

So you’ve worked on a lot of think big boats.

Yeah.

I just see that you’re really good with service, which I love.

And then what’s your experience like?

So it started like two years ago.

Really day charters.

A bit of interior and a bit of exterior.

Okay, cool.

Looking at the experience, Kizzi, you’ll be my second stew.

I need a service queen.

And then you’ll be the third stew.

Mornings, cabins and laundry.

I haven’t done too much laundry.

So you’ve got to learn quite quickly.

I got you.

I’ve written a little poem.

"I’m a bit worried about V because it rhymes with Brie.

And I’ve got PTSD from last season’s laundry."

I need to read the whole manual

to understand how this machine works.

I have, like, no clothes to wear.

You’re still waiting for your stuff too?

Everyone’s standing there wondering

where their clothes are.

I want to believe that she’s capable of learning.

Because coming into this season,

I do not want my standard to drop.

I need to make my mama proud.

We can go----ing gung ho.

- Yeah. - Get cleaning the cabins.

Any idea what time deck crew is coming?

No, but...

We do like one side each and we make our way down.

Okay.

Put your hand under.

And just slide, like, don’t even tuck it in.

Just slide it.

- When I work in airlines. - In airlines?

No, because the thing when you work in an airline,

if you hook up with the cabin crew...

Yeah.

Thousands of crew.

It’s in my blood, like, I'm the seventh pilot of the family.

I was the captain.

I was the one in charge of the aircraft.

And then COVID happened. No more clients.

I didn’t know what to do.

Then I started with yachting

and starting from scratch in a different career.

It’s just like a big challenge.

But yachting can give me the lifestyle that I want

in terms of, like, good money and a lot of time off.

And girls love deck hands, too.

Oh, sh--.

- Hello? - Hello, Captain. How’s things?

Good. Where are you?

I’ve got food poisoning.

I’ve been up getting sick and all sorts ever since.

So, uh, hoping that that can be better by tomorrow.

We go on charter tomorrow, so we need you.

Yeah.

- Wow. - I know.

Get some rest and hydrate. Hydrate, hydrate.

If Nathan isn’t here, I don’t have my bosun.

I don’t meet the manning requirements for the vessel.

I won’t be able to leave the dock.

I don’t know what we’re going to do.

- Thank you. - Okay. All right.

- Bye. - See you later. Bye-bye.

Coming up...

Deck team, we’re missing two.

Bosun Max, has a nice ring to it.

He really wants to be the boss.

You didn’t do here? This is important.

And later...

This can be your knife,

if you like it in the pantry, so you don’t have to come back.

I feel like a little puppeteer

and I’m like, hee hee, dance, boys.

You don’t want me to come back.

I want you to come back. Come back whenever you want.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet in the main salon

for our first meeting.

Copy, we are coming.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Christian. - Nice to meet you.

Captain Sandy!

- Hi, Captain. - Hi.

You guys look happy, Eager, energy’s there.

I’m happy to have you.

A couple of things I want to go over.

I do want you to listen to your department heads.

If it makes it to the bridge,

you will have the wrath of Sandy.

I want to introduce our first officer, Ben,

and then...

Thank you.

Now, deck team, a little bit of bad news.

- We’re missing two. - Okay.

So they have food poisoning.

- Oh! - Wow. When do they arrive?

I don’t know.

Yeah, so it’s just us.

You could do this, right?

We’re not going to be able to do it.

We can do it.

When Nathan gets here, he’s an awesome guy.

He knows his stuff.

Is it Nathan, Nathan?

Oh my God!

I love Nathan.

- Don’t pop of you're fired. - [bleep] sake’s.

What are you doing this for?

You lead. Now circle round up the stairs.

No, no, no!

I think Nathan is going to absolutely nail it

if he’s alive.

So what is his position?

- Bosun. - Bosun.

Did you think you were the bosun?

No, temporary.

I love the confidence. I’ll take the situation.

Charter number one begins tomorrow.

Okay.

All right. Let’s go back to work.

- Woo-hoo! - You could do this.

Okay.

Do you guys want to start on making the beds?

Sh--. We’re not gonna have time.

Okay, just shut up,

just go----ing like a bull to our objective.

So tell me about yourselves,

- Single. - Like, technically I am.

Mine’s like really tragic.

11 months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away.

Oh my God! I’m so sorry!

It’s all right, it’s all right.

Oh, how the [bleep] did that happen?

He drowned.

Yeah.

The story keeps getting worse.

Yeah...

I met Bon, trying to, like, get my dive certification.

He was a dive instructor at the time.

Turns out I had a whole romance of my dive instructor.

We did everything together.

We’d cuddle underwater, we’d kiss underwater.

Like, it was beautiful.

Losing someone I loved so much, your heart physically hurts.

The first two months I was, like, brain dead.

I’ve pulled my----ing boots up by this job.

I tried going back to scuba diving

and I just couldn’t do it because

scuba was the gift he gave me.

That’s why I'm here now.

Yeah. So...

It’s such a mystery because he was dive instructor.

It’s because you're British.

I’ve dealt this with like tons of dark humor.

- It’s the only way to do it. - Okay, great.

Your boyfriend’s dead. Shame.

Well, if you ever need to cry, my arms are open.

You didn’t do here?

No.

This is important.

- The silver. - Yeah, I’m doing that.

The silver thing.

Are we finished on the sun deck?

Yeah, man.

I’ve read on your CV you like decorating.

- I love it. - Thank God!

Because I literally cannot stand it.

I’ve always been a service girl.

I’ve worked on lots of charters.

But last season I was on a private boat,

which was really cool.

Especially because the owner, he died.

R.I.P. So we were just...

No, it’s not funny. He’s dead.

But sh--, I didn’t have to do anything.

We literally got paid to like run loose on that boat.

It was so good.

You’re going to decorate everything.

Great. Stunning.

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

- Copy. - Hello, sir.

Okay, we’re going to make a chain.

I think we’re going to sink with this much stuff.

Oh, sh--. That’s a lot of provisions.

I’ll focus on getting provisions away

and you girls focus on getting all the cabins done.

We’re going to get it away all in one piece.

You can just have a little, just for the detailing here,

and I’ll meet you downstairs, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Max, I’m impressed.

You came back a changed man.

I didn’t lie, huh?

Actually, crew has toiletries too.

Yeah.

- What do you want to do? - Let’s dry this.

Can you clean like the hedge?

Oh, [bleep], please.

Please. I’m begging you. I want to stop like yesterday.

Phew.

I can’t believe it’s already 9:00.

I know, it’s mental.

Go down. I’m gonna throw them to you.

We just have to do the outboard and we good.

Look, if you go like this, you can make a wide space.

Excellent work.

Thank you, Captain.

- We done it, bro. - Thank goodness.

The guy is more experienced than me,

but it’s like he really, really wants to be the boss.

I mean, we’re in the same position, mate.

I mean, you’re a freaking deckhand as well.

Just the rubbish bag and we done.

I’m done.

Oh, my God.

For [bleep]’s sakes, man.

Me and you will start at seven.

I’ll start you at eight because you’re on night.

Yeah.

Don’t forget to sleep, Josh.

You’ll have to force me to stop.

- Sleep well? - No, man.

No!

I hadn’t listened to music all day.

So I put some music on in my ear.

I find it kind of helped me...

- To calm down? - Yeah.

I used to work in kitchens where we didn’t have music for years.

And I didn’t realize how much it affected me

until I left that kind of world.

And that’s why for someone who’s super creative,

I had to get away.

I very much see myself as an artist.

I have lots of different mediums that I enjoy.

Writing music, playing guitar,

dressing as rock stars,

creating different styles of food.

It’s all part of an art form.

So you need music.

Find me a little tam-tam and...

Well, I have one here.

Oh, yeah. Wow.

We’re going to be in the jingle-jangle-jungle in here.

Let’s do the detailing.

Yeah.

- Good morning. - Yeah.

We’ll just do this quick, quick, quick.

Priority is crew uniforms.

- Yeah. - Chuck it in.

Just do, like, express 30.

- I see what you’re saying. - Yeah.

- Do you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Being a stewardess, my technique is called winging it.

That is my technique.

Cool.

What?

Oh! Oh! Nathan!

- I think Nathan is there, bro. - Finally.

Oh!

We get to do another season!

I know. What the [bleep]?

I’m so happy you're here. Like, so happy.

- Same. - Woo.

- Hello. - Here’s Max.

- Hey, bro. Nathan. - Nathan.

I’m Max.

- Hi. - Hello, Captain. How’s things?

I’m so glad you're here.

How are you?

Yesterday was a disaster, but we’re here.

We’re going to make it work.

Yeah, so the guys did a good job.

We just have to get ready for charter.

Max, I’ve worked with before.

- Yeah. - Kind of ran the deck yesterday.

Way more experience. More than the other two.

What time’s pick up?

- 12:30. - 12:30.

- Sound. Okay. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Jesus.

As a first time bosun, obviously I thought

I was going to have 24 hours on the boat.

Figure out where things are.

But them 24 hours have been cut down to two.

I barely even know who my team is.

I think your uniform’s downstairs.

- Perfect. - Great.

Well, I’m not going to waste time.

- Yeah, that’s right. - I’ll get cracking?

Jesus Christ.

This is going to be a fun season.

Crew quarters down here. Oh, [bleep] it.

I don’t know where to start.

Coming up...

What the...

- [bleep] - What happened?

- That was my fault. - Go back.

I don’t know what they're doing.

- One guy’s swimming. - Jesus----ing Christ.

- How’s things? - Christian.

- Christian, Nathan. - Nice to meet you, man.

- I’m bosun. - Oh, sweet.

- How are you feeling? - 70%.

I don’t know where to put anything.

Just chuck it in a cupboard.

So we are finishing the bridge deck.

The main deck, I did the port side and the starboard.

Good on you for yesterday, for two people.

If you guys focus on port side main deck, I’ll do the bow.

Oh, my God.

Right.

- Hey. - Hello, hello.

Can I have a look at the CVs?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, [bleep].

- Is she here yet? - No, she’s not here yet.

Okay.

Yeah, man. Trouble is coming, bro.

Take a look. Give them some time.

Don’t just name the lead deckhand.

- Give it to charter three. - Thanks, Captain.

Look at this princess.

Oh.

Hello, Mademoiselle.

Go, go, go, go.

You want to help with the bag?

Yeah, of course.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Hello.

Hi. I’m Tessa. Nice to meet you.

I’m Max. Hi. Where you come from?

I thought about coming yesterday...

I couldn’t.

Sorry.

Come, Tessa. Up this terrace, go straight.

My last two boats have been 120 meters plus.

I’m used to working in a team of 10.

You know, we get a job list at the start of the day

and we have a role.

So, in my mind, I’m like, oh, this will be easy.

It’s just like a smaller scale of what I’m used to.

- Welcome aboard. - I’m Tessa, nice to meet you.

- How are you feeling? - The last 24 hours was rough.

Serious, [bleep].

She carry her personal gym weight?

Okay. Go change. We have to move fast.

Oh, God.

Deck crew, meet me on the main deck aft

for the preference sheet meeting.

On our way.

Josh, Josh. Are you free to come to the master?

Copy, coming now.

- Hi, gals. - Hi.

We’re going to do a preference sheet meeting.

- So much to do, man. - I know, man.

Two hours, they’re coming, yeah?

- Yeah. - Hello, Captain.

- Take one. - What?

- Hello. - Hello.

- Tessa. - Charmed, Tessa.

- Sweet. - Welcome to the deck team.

Thank you.

It’s pretty hectic.

We have guests coming in like two hours.

- Chop, chop. - Sh--.

So, we’ve got these really cool iPads.

So, hi-tech this year.

So, the primary is Carl.

He’s a serial entrepreneur renowned

in the world of web startups.

So, a douchebag.

Friends of Carl: Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria

Davinci and his fiancee Alexandra

are hoping for a luxury professional service

on this trip.

On day one, Carl and his group want to indulge

in the water toys

and to get ready for their Bitcoin extravaganza.

Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

Day two, the group would like to explore

the charming coastal town of Sitges.

All right, cool. Let’s get to it

because we have guests coming in one hour.

- Great. - Thanks, girls.

I just want to show you the jacuzzi set up.

- How do you turn this on? - How do you turn it up?

That should be it now.

Yeah. Sweet.

Look’s a little bit smoky still.

The toilet, set it so that it’s like this.

Okay, sweet.

There’s the hose.

So, just pop the hose in to fill the jacuzzi.

All crew, all crew. Guest arrival is 15 minutes out.

ing hell, man.

Please get into your whites and meet on the dock.

- Copy. - Copy.

Copy.

Here we go.

Can I leave these with the olives?

Yes. That’s a nice perfume you have on.

Thank you very much.

My God, he’s flirting with me.

All right.

All crew, all crew, to the dock.

Oh my God, I actually can’t believe it.

Wow. This is beautiful.

Is this the best yacht you’ve ever seen?

No, not the best, but it’s good.

Pray, lads. Good luck.

Oh, here they come.

- Hi. - Hi.

Welcome, Sandy.

- Carl. - Carl, I’m Aesha.

- Davinci. - Davinci, wow.

Beautiful name.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

To the moon!

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Aesha’s going to show you around the boat.

We’re going to head out to sea

and get to your first anchorage so you guys

- can get in the water. - Beautiful.

Here we go.

Okay, let’s go.

- We’ll change? - And then come get the luggage.

This is main deck aft.

We’ll tend to do breakfast services down here.

It’s very beautiful.

We have to get you one with diamonds.

Here we have the sun deck.

Jet skis. How many horsepower?

This is good.

I feel like this is where you guys

will spend most of your time.

It’s such a nice vibe.

Yeah.

This is the master suite, office and gym.

- Perfect, my own office. - This is a sexy room.

That’s my style.

What the [bleep] is in that, man?

This is the king. This is the queen.

And there are two twins at the end.

This is significantly worse.

What? You should see our rooms.

Is this the VIP?

And you and Jessica take this one.

Amazing.

Girls, girls. Please put our red polos on.

Copy.

So you’re just going to have one person up here?

Yeah, I’m going to have Max doing the lines for me.

- All right. - Cheers.

I lived in Barcelona for years.

I know this Marina like the back of my hand.

Getting off the dock for me should be pretty easy.

- Should I go in the bow? - Yeah. Go in the bow.

Thank you, bro.

When you have experience,

you know where to place the people and entrust them.

I trust Nathan. I know he can do this.

And I know I can run a boat.

I’ll have Tessa and Christian on the stern, okay?

Nice.

B for Bitcoin.

Kizzi and I are just going to be on service.

You can just tick away at laundry and stuff.

Captain, the ground lines are safe to drop.

Let’s do it. Drop the lines.

Bow line, release. Line clear.

All stern lines off.

Clear on the stern, starboard side,

30 meters, 7 meters holding.

Oh, we’re already moving.

Damn, that was quick.

Do you have to make that level before bringing it in?

Yeah, you’ll have to make it level, yeah.

Starboard side, 10 meters.

Clear for the ground lines.

You got it, Tess?

Yeah?

Where are these lines going? In the lazarette?

They’re getting stored in the forepeak.

It’s not going in. I don’t know why.

Phew.

Do you want to just ask the engineers

if he can get it in for us, please?

10 meters to cantermaran.

Max, how’s my starboard bow?

- Clear. - Yeah, channel clear.

- Yeah, that is nice. - There’s always bigger yachts.

You can never have the biggest yachts.

Unless you’re Jeff Bezos.

Engineer, engineer, Tessa?

Oh, no. Don’t go over the radio.

- [bleep] - Just go down.

- Is he down there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’m sorry.

I’m too focused. on getting off the dock.

and doing my job safely.

I can’t hold their hands.

10 meters, port side.

Is that tied?

We’ll just keep it like this for now.

Save them from coming undone.

I can see already, this team’s not capable of giving 100%.

I’m all set. Thanks, Nathan.

Copy. Thank you.

This one here?

I don’t even know what to do with myself.

ing nightmare.

Coming up...

Nathan, control the drop.

- Oh sh--. - It’s too swelly.

- Oh, okay. - Sorry. Sorry.

Woo!

They don’t sh-- on the boats, they’re our friends.

Just deck checks, so if you want to do the first one, Tess.

Back here on the anchor.

What do you do?

I have a real estate company in Dubai.

In Dubai you can buy anything with crypto.

- Really? - Yeah.

Scott’s really into it and every time he tries

to talk to me about it, I’m just like...

Oh, sorry.

- I order cash to my house. - Yeah.

What?

And they bring up to $10 million.

If you want to ever deliver $10 million to my house,

you’re welcome to do that.

Anyway, we’ll start lunch, like, 20 minutes

and then you can jump in the water.

Amazing.

Okay.

All crew, all crew, ETA 10 minutes.

Hey, top shagger.

I’m going to behave myself this year though.

Telling you, I’m on my best behavior.

I am on my best behavior.

Sounds boring. When’s the last time you talked to Gael?

- Two days ago, I think. - Oh, really?

So you guys are fine?

- No, we’re friends, yeah. - Oh, good.

I know it’s good, yeah.

- Hi. - Hello.

- I’m Gael. - Nathan.

- Shall we go? - Shall we?

- I actually can’t wait. - Me, too.

You guys saw each other for like six months or so, eh?

Yeah, until Christmas time.

And then what happened?

I kind of just cut it off.

After the season, we went traveling for

six, seven weeks together.

And then we tried to maintain it.

But the distance was an issue.

And because of how busy I was, working 13 hours a day,

it just wasn’t sustainable.

It’s hard doing distance unless you’re like fully committed.

I just have to [bleep] around.

You’re young, man. Like seriously.

He’s a----ing shagger.

Always such a calm feeling on a boat.

- Are you still going to buy one? - Yes, of course.

What’s your budget?

I’d say 30 million.

Let’s----ing go.

- I’m ready when you guys are. - Okay.

Two shackles. Two shackles.

Can we go with the first thing?

Yeah.

V, V, can you please come and run plates for lunch?

Copy that.

- Shoes, please. - Okay.

That’s two at the waterline. Long stay.

These are sourdough chia butter rolls.

Okay. Can I have two to the laz, please, to do the NautiBuoys?

- Yeah. - Nautie.

Now that we’ve dropped anchor, I want the NautiBuoys out.

I would say the expectation is to have all water toys out

in 45 minutes.

- One more. - We do it one by one.

- Do you guys need a pump? - Yeah.

- I think there’s a pump here. - Yep.

We’ll see how the first one goes.

- We’re all set. Nice work. - All righty.

Be mindful. Vinaigrette might spill.

Should we attach this to something

before we keep blowing it up?

Yeah, yeah.

Quinoa salad. Got this ready.

Babaganoush.

You have a chef every day. Each meal.

Yeah, really good.

You still have the 22-year-old Russian, right?

Yes.

- We’re talking about chef here. - Yeah.

22-year-old Russian,

Lamb chops with a honey dressing.

Would you like an oyster?

- Thank you. - Such a pleasure.

Bro, just push, please.

Not too much. Because there’s water there.

I’m going to go prepare.

Can you just get everything out, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool.

Yes, please.

That’s amazing.

I think that’s good.

Deck crew, deck drew, can I have one person

to the boat for the life jacket to retrieve the jet ski?

- I go. - That’s it.

Hey guys, how are you?

Good. How are you?

We’ve got a beautiful quinoa salad.

Smoked babaganoush.

Lamb racks here. Honey and coriander.

Some ribeye with chimichurri.

Sea bass with ginger, chili.

- Perfect. - Perfect.

- Enjoy lunch, guys. - Thanks for your effort.

- No problem. - Thank you very much.

This is amazing.

Yeah, it’s very yummy.

- It’s very good. - Juicy and nice.

- Really good job. - Thank you.

- Good to go? - Yeah, man.

This is----ing tangled.

Christian, Tessa, can we get the jet skis in the water?

What the [bleep] bro? More time.

I can’t wait to do jet skis.

The crew are going to get the water toys in.

So by the time you finish here, everything will be in the water.

Deck crew, can we launch the jet ski please?

Lord have mercy.

Nathan tries best, but I think he got

different management strategies as me.

I’m just going to whip you with the shamous

and say, let’s----ing do it.

I’ll take my guillotine out of my suitcase.

I pack always my guillotine with me.

It’s a bit expensive when I travel,

but yeah, it’s worth it.

We just need a system.

We’ll do a knot course.

Let me just go down and check.

Have you finished? Can I clear your plates?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Let that go, but don’t let me go, okay?

Let’s start doing jet skis, right?

What’s the problem with the NautiBuoys?

Just the setup.

The way we’re going to do it, horizontally.

- How much longer do you need? - I don’t know.

Can we speed it up so we can get the jet skis in the water?

We need to move faster.

Ten minutes, yeah? Ten minutes.

- Yeah, five minutes. - Yeah.

How’s it going?

Might take some time, Captain. I’m sorry.

It’s an absolutely disgrace, it’s embarrassing.

[bleep]’s sake, man. These need to be tighter.

We can move faster.

All right, what else needs to be done?

- Ah, the rails. - The rails?

I wouldn’t worry about them yet. Just get out the toys.

Whereabouts are the paddle boards?

Starboard side.

This is Nathan’s first time leading a team,

so I’m not going to apply pressure,

but I need them to know they need

to get everything out quicker.

Yeah.

By charter three, it should be precision.

I really want to do the jet skis now.

Okay, Max. What is that one for?

I don’t know.

How long will it take for the jet skis?

- Give us five minutes. - Okay, okay.

- Enjoying the show? - This is so entertaining.

You have no idea.

It’s quite interesting, isn’t it?

It’s intense, it's intense.

Five hours, jet ski now?

When they tell us to do it,

we have no----ing idea how to do it.

- Okay. - Let’s go.

- Let’s go. - Jet skis.

- You got to help Max, okay? - Yeah.

- Call me if you need. - Yeah.

This is yours.

Well, this can be your knife if you like it

in the pantry so you don’t have to keep coming back.

You don’t want me to come back?

I want you to come back. Come back. Whenever you want.

You can... Yes.

Um...

Boys tend to like me.

I love, like, playing.

I feel like a little puppeteer and I’m like, hee, hee,

dance boys, dance boys, like, look at me.

- Do you need some bread? - Yeah.

It’s got----ing so much love in it

that you don’t even understand.

- I can taste it. - All right, exactly.

It’s great.

Remember these filters, too?

The color?

- And the... - The filters.

Oh, no, the filters, yeah.

We’ve got to be faster.

- I’m sorry. - Don’t be sorry.

- You’re learning. - We’ll get it organized.

Good? Fun?

You look like you’re in heaven!

Hey...

Girls, girls, we’re going to set out a

a Bitcoin chocolate fantasy themed party for dinner.

So for dinner, Carl is hoping to have a Bitcoin extravaganza.

So what I was thinking was doing,

Chocolate Factory meets Bitcoin.

- Copy. - It’s a cool thing tonight.

Do we need to dress up as well?

Um, I don’t think so.

You never know when guests are going to ask you

to dress up or do a silly dance or whatever.

A lot of chefs want to hide in the galley, but I enjoy that.

I enjoy the creativity.

When I was in Nicaragua, I actually met a clown

and he trained us for two weeks on the craft.

I love to get all Wonka-ed up.

Well, yeah, I didn’t order anything.

- Oh, okay. - But if you want to, feel free.

- That’s okay. - Absolutely.

There’s a lot of nuances to being a clown.

You got to drift into wonder,

drift into seeing things as if

the first time you ever seen them.

Maybe I’ve got some stuff, even in my wardrobe.

You probably do.

We as clowns are just vessels in search of creative outlets.

Oh, my God. Clutter.

- Okay, shower time. - Yeah, let’s go.

- We need to set up. - Dryers.

I’m going to knock out this

and then turnover... Ah!

Stop. I like that.

There’s to be sparkles everywhere.

Yeah.

My God, that’s so good.

[bleep] This looks so----ing good.

Deck team, deck team.

Can you put the whips out on the starboards side?

Copy.

Yeah.

It’s to secure the tender.

Oh, okay. Right. I’ve never used them before.

How are you feeling? One to ten?

Um... Seven.

Okay. That’s pretty good.

And you?

Um, this is the first time

that I feel like I’m over 30 now.

My body is really sore.

Do you want to just pick that one up

- and then I’ll untangle it? - Yeah.

Oh, sh--. Hold on. We might have to bring this one in.

- Is this a touch? - No, that one, no.

Oh, [bleep].

[bleep], I’m on the boat.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Attach clip to the eye.

Yeah. To the eye.

Yeah. The eye on the whip.

This one.

- [bleep] - What happened?

- It’s an emergency. - [bleep]. The jet ski.

Jesus----ing Christ.

ing bunch of...

- Right, go. - Hang on.

- Go back. - Max.

I don’t know what they're doing, to be honest.

One guy’s swimming.

Hey, go back.

What the [bleep]? They’re swimming back now.

What happened to the wave runner?

- Why did it drift away? - Ah, that was my fault.

I was the one who put the knot.

Probably just didn’t put it properly.

- Yeah. - Just... no.

- I’m going to have a meeting. - Yeah.

We’ll have a meeting.

Holy [bleep].

This is an absolute sh---show.

What happened?

Just got a wee bit hectic there for a moment, so.

I’ll get them on the same wavelength.

Fast.

It’s just an absolute sh---show.

I’ve just been standing at the swim platform watching things.

Christian, if you want to go down. Take a break.

Alright, sweet.

Four. Five. Six.

Guys, I’m excited. Tonight’s going to be fun.

I’m currently in Spain right here

on a beautiful, beautiful boat.

And the question is, of course, are we going

to see Bitcoin going lower?

Let’s go back to the charts.

The best time to buy Bitcoin, as always,

is today, yesterday, tomorrow.

Yeah, copy.

Oh, they’re so cute.

There’s coins everywhere.

Wow. We have a crypto themed dinner.

Girls, girls.

Start on whatever cabins are empty.

Jesus Christ.

Okay, boom up.

Hectic, bro.

Max is experienced.

The two others need training, so I mean,

they didn’t know how to prep the whips or anything.

As the deckhand, I was in charge of doing

one job and moving on to the next.

And don’t get me wrong, I was good at them jobs.

Move that out the way.

And now you pull on the back here while we pull up.

Are you guys inflating or deflating with the pump?

- Deflating. - You sure?

Yeah.

One, two, three.

But now as a bosun, I’m in charge of all the jobs.

Yeah.

This is overwhelming

the----ing sh-- out of me.

Oh, sh--. Bother.

I’m bringing that up.

Do you want anything else to drink other than the water?

No, I think I will stick with that for now.

Okay.

- Cheers, man. - It’s amazing.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God, it’s still like - ing loads of work to do.

Bro, we destroyed the jet skis today.

Yeah, that was good.

Okay, swinging.

Up, up, up.

Just going to slew around a wee bit more.

Concentrate.

- Do you see that light there? - I do.

Okay.

I’m going to pull down and come up in the wire, okay?

Oh, God.

Nathan, control. Control the drop.

This is a big swing.

- Oh, sh--. - It’s too swelly.

- Oh, God. - Sorry. Sorry.

Jesus.

Nathan, slow in control.

Come hold the waverunner.

Oh, [bleep].

We got to talk about this.

Goddamn it.

This season on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Look at the bubbles going everywhere.

We don’t know what we did.

If I’m vegan, we tend to put a little more thought

into our food.

His eyes are like... [bleep]

Joe’s the primary.

He has enlisted his personal matchmaker

to invite six eligible women with hopes of finding love.

I’m going to ruin the deck team.

I’m going to do a bingo card

and I’m going to try to tick off the whole crew.

Having empty hookups is not fulfilling for me.

You hurt me so much.

And not only did you hurt me the first time,

you hurt me again and again.

It was water marks.

You’re----ing pushing my buttons, honestly.

You’re not worth any tears.

Under no circumstances can the guests go in the water.

Jack!

Get your----ing sh-- together on this deck.

What the [bleep]?

It’s----ing folding every way possible!

How the [bleep] am I going to look after a baby?