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Zulu
BEAST IN SPACE
- May I have another one? - Of course.
- Come on. I'm thirsty, too. - I'm coming.
Stop drinking!
More, more!
After six months on asteroids we deserve to get drunk!
I was in bed with a princess on Alpha Centauri
- when suddenly... - A princess, really?
- Hurry up. One bottle of Uranus milk. - How rude! Son of a Venusian bitch!
I'm sorry, they are waiting for me at the table.
I'm sorry, my friend, but nobody is waiting for you!
A bottle of Uranus milk, I said!
So many beautiful bastions on this planet!
- What's your name, heavenly vision? - I'm Sondra, and you?
My name is Juan.
And, as you can tell, I'm a member of the trade association.
At the trade association, we are experts in judging women.
You have something special. You're fabulous!
- May I buy you a drink, space man? - Don't break my asteroids!
The cute ones always play hard to get!
You are about to discover new heavens,
because a local in Alpha Centauri taught me some love techniques that...
- I feel bad for you. - Why?
Because I saw her first.
- Resolute guy! - I can't stand trade men.
That one was a real rogue. He wasn't good enough for you.
And you? Do you think you are?
Of course.
A man that manages to come back from Rutilus is up to any task.
Rutilus? I don't know this planet. What's so terrible about it?
It is not a planet! It is a red-hot desert asteroid.
Have you ever seen a mandrill's ass?
Really? Well, it gives you an idea.
When I think about the time I spent in that hell...
...l still don't know how I made it! - Did you stay long there?
- Unfortunately, I did. - Rather you than me.
- Why did you go there? - To look for some damn Antalium.
- Antalium? What is it? - It is a very rare metal.
But I don't know what they need it for, it's a military secret.
That's unbelievable!
You went all that way after some metal and you don't even know why?
I became obsessed by an idea.
We were a group of six researchers, all men.
We couldn't even be comforted by mental masturbation.
- Did you try doing it manually? - Did I try doing it manually?
Go get screwed.
That was my intention but nobody's offered!
- It's so strong! - Did it go the wrong way?
You are a nice person after all.
My instincts are telling me you're a soldier.
Exactly, I'm the captain of a spaceship.
What else are your instincts telling you?
Now that I'm thinking about it, that merchant told me
that he came back from Lorigon yesterday, and he found Antalium there.
In case they didn't tell you at school,
Lorigon is one of the more distant planets,
part of a system that has never been explored.
If you listen to guys like him,
you'll always end up out in the cold, with nothing.
And where would I end up if I listened to you?
Upstairs of course! On a comfortable bed.
Come here, I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
What has that got to do with you?
Stop fighting now.
Isn't it better to keep your strength for something more entertaining?
What do you mean by "more entertaining"?
Making love, of course.
I always have strength for that. Do you want to go upstairs?
What's up?
- What happened? - Nothing, don't worry.
Why did you scream?
I had a very strange dream.
Was it a nightmare?
It's the same, almost every night. lt is affecting my life.
Since you woke me up... why don't you tell me about it.
Only if you promise not make fun of me.
Well...it always starts with me walking in a strange forest.
Not like the ones on this planet.
You walk through the forest and then?
In a clearing deep in the woods I see a huge building,
something like a castle long uninhabited,
and...then I'm inside the castle, I walk through huge halls
that look deserted and threatening.
But hidden in the dark there must be something wicked,
because I feel deep inside me
the icy and cruel look of somebody staring at me.
Then the scene changes and suddenly I am at a banquet.
I'm sitting at a huge table which has been laid, and I'm not alone.
There are many other people sat at the table.
Our host sits at my left.
He is a charming man. He is wearing a beautiful gown
- with marvelous embroidery. - And then?
Then we go outside, we are in the woods
and he takes me to some trees where nobody can see us.
He starts caressing me and kissing me passionately.
Iam stunned.
Then he grabs my gown and starts to uncover my breasts.
Every time, at this very moment, the dream ends and I wake up frightened.
And I can never remember what's frightened me so much.
What could it all mean?
I was hoping you would help me to understand...
Exactly, Captain Madison, this phial was filled with Antalium.
Did the analysis demonstrate that there's no possibility of error?
Follow me, please.
This is Captain Madison, who came in possession of the phial by chance.
This is Colonel Wilson, commander of the galactic fleet.
As you know, Antalium is rare and is needed to make neutron weapons.
In here there was enough for a whole army.
The Colonel would like to tell you something else about this.
Captain, we must discover where this metal came from.
In order to establish this, you, the only one to have met him,
must find that merchant and bring him to this base.
Do you smell that? lt stinks of army men.
Yes, it's getting harder to breathe!
- Hello, babe! - What would you like to drink?
- I don't know yet. - Take your time, we're not in a hurry.
- Let's go then. - OK.
- Uranus milk, please. - OK.
Don't you feel sad drinking all by yourself?
Are you new here? I don't know you. I've never seen you before.
I've just landed, after a month and a half of traveling.
There were only women on board. If we go upstairs to my room,
I'll make up for lost time
and you'll have the hottest sexual intercourse of your life.
Are you interested?
I can't right now but if you come back later...
- Come on, do this humanitarian act. - I am a generous man
so I won't refuse, but before granting your wish I have to meet someone.
After one month and a half, one more hour won't kill me.
I'm sorry to bother you, but we have an issue to settle.
Your long wait will be over soon, the man I had to meet is right here.
I'll be all yours soon. It will only take a second.
Two seconds.
No, two seconds are not enough, my friend. Tonight I'm not drunk.
- I believe I will hurt you. - I have something to ask you.
- Will you answer politely? - Try rudely.
You are very slow tonight. Come on, try again!
- May I? Really? - Of course. That's why I'm here,
- to give you a good lesson. - Won't you be upset if I hurt you?
- My poor nose. - Did I hurt your little nose? Poor thing!
Come on, it's your turn now!
- Come on. - But I'll aim at your eye.
I'm sorry, I hit you on the jaw. Did I break any teeth?
- Yes, you did. You cheated. - No, I didn't do it on purpose.
- Here you are. The match is over. - No, I don't think so.
You want to fight for real then!
Let's go Marsha.
Otherwise the two seconds will become two months. Come on!
Here you are. There are three clients for you, take them to the base.
I'll question her and then I'll catch up with you. Come on!
Stop! You are under arrest!
- So you're a cop. - Even so, I'd be a man anyway!
But I'm not a cop, I'm the captain of the space fleet.
- So Marsha, did you change your mind? - I'm a woman of my word!
I'm a man of my word too.
Unfortunately the agents couldn't catch the man who had the Antalium phial.
All we know is that his name is Juan Cardosa.
But what we found out from the other two with the lie detector is pretty interesting.
- What did you discover? - They are members
of the Uhstar spaceship crew, which belongs to Juan Cardosa.
They said they found the Antalium on Lorigon,
a planet where we thought men had never set foot.
If Antalium is so precious why don't we send a spaceship to Lorigon...
- to conquer the planet? - This is exactly our plan,
and you will be in charge of that spaceship.
Very well, but could you please tell me how I would establish
whether there is any Antalium to be found there?
Your spaceship has already been equipped with an Antalium detector.
- May I help you, Captain? - Send Tenant Watson over right now
- with flight plan HZ1224 - Immediately.
In the instructions I'll entrust you with
you will find the best route calculated by our computer.
Except for this, we don't know anything else about Lorigon.
- The usual pleasure trip! - Oh, yes.
This is the Command Room.
Doctor Green, our doctor.
- Welcome aboard. - Frida Hanckle, radar operator.
Erika Grant, computer operator.
Sondra Richardson, route officer. Obviously, they are highly qualified,
they can even exchange roles.
That's good. We can start our journey.
The mission begins!
Everybody take your places, as soon as we're ready we'll take off.
Slow the main engine down to 40.
Leftjets reduced to minimum.
Insert gyro-stabilizer.
Right jet correction impulse.
- Let's leave the orbit. - Roger.
Alpha angle 37 degrees. Alpha angle's tangent 12.
Speed, 6000 meters per sec.
Impulse duration maximum power to reach cruising speed, 80 seconds.
Ready for acceleration in 80 seconds.
Check main engine temperature.
Main nozzle, normal. Combustion chamber, normal.
Engine ready for acceleration.
Schedule flight computer to automatic disconnection at 80 seconds.
Attention! We are going to leave the Vega sector.
The MK31 will enter unexplored space in half a minute.
Hi!
Are you surprised?
- I can't deny it. Are you? - Yes, of course.
- But I'm not as nervous anymore. - Nervous...
Why?
Well...you have an exhilarating effect on me.
Why didn't you tell me you were on the fleet as well?
I thought you didn't like women in uniform.
Besides, as you may remember, my dear Larry,
once we entered that hotel room we were too busy to talk.
My route officer...l bet you enrolled to find the planet of your dreams.
Maybe.
- Captain Madison, Captain Madison. - I just need a second.
- Tell me Erika. - It's your turn to stand guard.
OK, I'll be there in a moment.
Go and have some rest now.
In four hours it will be your turn.
OK, I Will.
Lieutenant Richardson. There's an emergency!
Lieutenant Sondra Richardson to Command Room.
Lieutenant Sondra Richardson to Command Room for emergency 7.
Contacting Orio base.
- What are they? - Two spaceships, what else?
- Are they allies? - No, I don't think so.
- Orio is listening. - Captain Green, please. Emergency.
MK31 Spaceship's Captain reporting to Captain Green. Emergency.
- There must be something wrong. - Green's listening.
We have established radar contact with two unidentified objects.
- I believe they are spaceships. - Spaceships in that area of space?
Are you sure they are not asteroids?
No, asteroids cannot vary speed as these objects do.
- What should I do? - Try to contact them.
I'm now receiving the data compiled by our computer.
The spaceships have our same route
and their speed is much higher that ours.
- Presumed destination, Planet Lorigon. - Lorigon?
Nobody should get there before us.
- Knock them down, Madison. - Yes, Sir.
Sondra, go to the computer.
Activate visors 7 and 8.
Connect to Orio base on visor 7 frequency.
- Connection made. - Ready to go. Combat speed.
Activating weapons computer.
Establish coordinates.
Insert target coordinates.
Target coordinates inserted, Larry.
- Activate laser. - Laser activated.
Effective distance, 50 miles. Relative speed, 07.
20 seconds to effective shooting distance.
I'm sorry to tell you, son of a bitch, that you will never get the Antalium before me!
Nine...
eight...
- seven... - I'm sorry about Sondra.
It's a shame to disintegrate her but I will not let you land on Lorigon.
Four...
three...
two...
0H8...
fire!
Good bye!
Attention Orio base! We have been hit.
I can't control the ship.
We've started spinning, the gyroscopic stabilizer is blocked.
Locate the damaged sector. Now!
Sector two damaged. That bastard hit the module.
- Activate emergency circuit. - I can't stand the spinning anymore.
I feel sick.
What's going on?
- Re-activate connection. - The connection has been interrupted.
- We can't reach their range anymore. - Try the radio frequency.
We must get in contact again.
By any means possible!
Hurry up! Prepare to start engines.
The thrust should stabilize us and stop the spinning.
Two seconds.
One.
Start main engine.
The temperature of the atomic pressure chamber is reaching critical level!
- Stop main engine thrust. - Done.
- Ah, we made it! - Not yet.
The fission chamber could explode at any time.
It's at a critical stage. The chain reaction is about to start.
Damage check inserted.
The main generator has been hit at the transformation table.
- Are we going off course? - I can't tell yet.
The computer is gathering the data but I can already estimate
that we are going considerably adrift.
The computer's responded.
"We are subject to the gravitational force of a planet thought to be Lorigon."
Captain, it is impossible to contact the base again.
The auxiliary generator is overloaded, the available energy is not enough.
That's Lorigon!
Gravitational force rising rapidly.
The drift angle coincides with the planet's axis.
It's pulling us more and more strongly.
If we can't slow down we will disintegrate.
Quick, give me the data to access the orbit!
In order to access the orbit around the planet's equator
we need eight seconds of maximum engine braking thrust.
Fission chamber temperature still above safety level.
Speed of fall increasing. Required braking thrust, 9 seconds.
- We're about to enter the atmospheric belt. - We will evaporate...
as we enter the thicker layers.
In four minutes we'll reach the first ionized layer.
Disconnect automatic security of fission chamber.
- But we will disintegrate. - Do it, Erika!
- Maximum braking thrust. - That's madness!
The fission chamber can't stand the effort.
- Start the engine. Full power! - Yes, Sir.
Speed of fall decreasing rapidly.
In eight seconds we'll be able to enter a parking orbit around the planet's equator.
Stop the engines!
We can now land on the planet. Glen, are the module's engines operative?
- The engines are perfectly fine, Captain. - Good.
It would be easier for me to fix the generator once we've landed.
Ready to detach from module. Stabilize orbit of main ship.
Start visor number 2.
Analyze external environment.
Oxygen, 13%. Nitrogen, 70%.
Atmosphere and gravity force compatible with human beings.
Glen and Frank, you are in charge of repairing the ship.
Everybody else get ready to leave the module.
- Did you take the Antalium detector? - I did, Larry.
No one is to part from the group. We must stay together.
- Weak positive signal detected. - Good.
Let's follow the signal.
We'll reconnoiter, but not too far.
Let's go back inside! Quick!
It's him!
Sondra! Go inside!
Quick!
Go back to the module!
Hurry up, Sondra!
Captain Madison's spaceship has been severely hit.
I'm afraid they have no chance of survival.
Maybe the spaceship held out.
Perhaps now the damaged MK31 is drifting in space.
- The crew could have survived. - If they are still alive,
if we manage to locate the wreckage,
if command agree to send another of their precious spaceships...
There are too many uncertainties, Captain.
It's useless. There's no way to contact the base.
We will have to deal with it alone, Sondra.
The base is more likely to award a medal in our memory than to send a rescue ship.
But we'll make it. Any news about the generator?
We located the damage, we should be able to fix it.
They sent us here for a specific mission
and I'm not going to leave this planet before accomplishing it.
Let's start our search for Antalium. You two will stay here on the module.
Use the disintegrator at the smallest sign of danger.
We'll be in contact via radio.
In an emergency, you can reach us with the Aerospider.
Let's go!
The detector says there's Antalium in that direction.
Let's go.
The signal is very strong now. It must be in that cave.
- Sondra, what's your detector signaling? - Positive.
We must be very close to an Antalium mine.
The signal is getting stronger but...
if I change direction it decreases steeply.
Let's follow the detector, then.
Let's stay together, please.
Follow me.
Be careful.
Sondra, which direction is the detector indicating?
- Straight forward. - Let's go, then!
Quickly.
- It sounds like the monster's footsteps. - Maybe it's the echo of a landslide.
Listen to that.
I felt a light breeze on my face.
There should be an outlet in that direction.
Come on, let's check.
- This is the landscape of my dream. - Enough now.
This is not the right moment to follow your fantasy.
- Frida, what does the detector say? - Sorry, I was miles away.
- Can you say it again, please? - What does the detector signal?
Since we entered the cave there's no signal at all.
I don't understand what's wrong with me, I suddenly feel furious.
- I feel like breaking everything. - I was thinking the same.
I feel weird as well.
Strange... I feel a torpor inside me.
Maybe we should leave. Let's go back, quick!
Look at that!
The situation is getting critical.
- We must find that underground passage. - I think we're moving away from it.
We must be in the centre of a magnetic field.
The radio isn't working either.
Let's try to take this direction.
I don't like this place.
I feel like somebody's watching us.
I feel somebody's presence. Even though we can't see him.
I feel the same.
Look, that's the castle from my dream!
Everything is happening exactly like in my dream.
Yes...except that the sky is not red and trees have no tentacles.
I would never have expected to find any such thing.
Let's go take a look.
Larry, the Antalium detector is working again.
There's no doubt that the signal is stronger when I aim it at the building.
- You see? It points to the entrance. - One more reason to have a look at it.
Come on, let's go!
Maybe we'll even find your friend with that beautiful gown.
It's exactly the same!
- What's going on? - They locked us in.
See if there's a button to open it.
Let's keep going, then.
Stay together!
Come on, this way.
- The air is heavy and stale. - Depressing atmosphere.
I suggest we look for an exit.
- I feel trapped. - So do I. I want to leave. I'm scared!
Keep calm!
I saw a human shadow on that wall.
Don't worry, girls, if there's somebody he's obviously spying on us.
Damn! I suddenly see everything deformed.
Yes, it's like my eyes can't focus.
- What about you? How do you feel? - I feel slightly dizzy.
But it isn't unpleasant.
It's like feeling continuous vibrations in my body.
- Do you feel the same? - Yes, in my stomach.
I can't understand what's happening to us. What about the detector?
It stopped working when we entered the cave.
Let's find a way out and go back to the ship.
Come on!
Nobody fall behind.
Considering the size of the building, I guess it is populated by humanoids.
Maybe.
- Sondra, keep up with us. - Yes, I'm coming.
There's a door here.
We are lost. We've been walking in circles.
- There's no sign of an exit. - What are we going to do?
- Larry, Sondra disappeared. - What?
- Maybe she fell behind... - Let's find her!
Sondra! Sondra!
The last time I saw her she was here.
- Are you sure, Erika? - Yes, definitely.
She was staring at something. I told her to keep up.
What's going on?
Let's go! Quick!
Nice to see you again, Captain Larry Madison!
The man in a gown!
He turns up like a bad penny!
Let's sit at the table, girls!
Don't worry, you'll feel comfortable here. No hard feelings?
Juan Cartosa!
What a cheek!
If I survive this you'll end your days in a cobalt mine.
Didn't you want to go to Lorigon?
Here you are!
My soul is pure, you can't accuse me of anything!
What about the space torpedo? Was that my own doing?
- Well...l don't... - May I introduce myself?
My name is Onaph, I'm the ruler and owner of this planet...
...and of everything it contains. - Really?
If you had to land here it wasn't because of the damage caused by your weapons.
It was the mighty and unstoppable will of our great Zocor.
Who is Zocor?
An old computer whose control circuits were damaged 20 centuries ago.
A quality product of the olden days!
But the damage didn't stop him from ruling every living thing on our planet.
Attached to his throne, eh?
He's powerful enough to move the planet around the cosmos.
He derives its titanic power from the Antalium,
in which this planet has always been rich.
He not only rules the planet, Zocor also rules
the minds of the people responsible for his own safety - the "golden men".
To us here, time has no meaning,
thanks to the Antalium, whose radiation affects the atomic structure of our body,
stopping the aging process.
- At the moment I'm 800 years old. - Congratulations.
And I will keep on living as long as Zocor is still working.
- Have you already met Juan? - No, I hadn't had the pleasure
of meeting this gentleman before.
- You had already been here, though? - Yes, I had.
It was me and another two guys.
But I believe that if we are here today, alive,
it's because our kind host was keen to meet your beautiful crew.
I must admit that the hypothesis of our friend Juan is absolutely correct.
When I saw the beautiful and rare flowers you were surrounded by
I made you come here...
so as to smell them.
Do you realize you've taken advantage of us?
Please, take a seat.
I'm pleased to have you here. Life on this old planet is so boring...
I was sure that after the landing of my friend Juan, a couple of years ago,
Zocor would have destroyed
any other spaceship trying to approach Lorigon.
When Juan took that small sample of Antalium
Zocor ordered his men to kill him.
He was lucky enough to leave the planet quickly, unaware of the danger he was in.
Since then Zocor has always been afraid of people coming in search of Antalium.
This is the reason why he had all the mineral extracted from the planet.
There are 30 kg of pure Antalium that he now keeps inside himself
to defend him from possible attacks.
With just one kilogram of Antalium, he can provide energy for a million years.
Do you mean that everything that has happened to us
was due to the homicidal will of an old, crazy computer?
- Yes, Captain. That's right. - How could you let it happen?
Remember that, up till now, Zocor has always acted for the planet's good.
Lorigon would be dead without him.
Anyway, he cannot be controlled.
At the moment there's no free will on this planet.
Zocor has absolute power on our minds.
- I will destroy that damn wreck! - Don't pay attention to his words, Onaph.
The Captain is a little impulsive but he is a good man underneath it all.
He wouldn't touch a single transistor on your big computer!
He's aggressive because he's insecure. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
He is an angel! Isn't that true, dear?
Very well.
You can leave now.
Captain, pass me your glass please.
This flower really suits you. You're beautiful!
I feel dizzy...
So do I.
- This wine is delicious! - Yes, you're right!
I feel strangely excited!
You space fleet lot are very nice people! I didn't expect it!
I mayjoin you guys. I'm tired of being a tradesman,
traveling for months on end with a couple of dirty, hairy guys.
Actually, I have a better idea... Drink, drink!
Why don't you come work with me?
Captain!
Come on, wake up, mate!
Take this, swallow it.
Come on, swallow this pill, it's for your own good!
Come on, swallow it!
My God.
I had a terrible dream!
- I was a kind of puppet... - A puppet?
That son of a bitch was saying, "Let's eat!", and I would eat,
"Let's drink!", and I would drink.
And everything else... It's too much even for a dream!
- And you know what? - What?
- In my dream... -Yeah.
...the owner of this sort of brothel had faun's legs
and a member like a horse's.
He was copulating madly with Sondra.
And when I...
- Shut up! - What's wrong? Am I boring you?
Listen, darling, what you think was a dream, has actually happened!
- Are you drunk? - It wasn't a dream, trust me!
Now your mind is clear because I gave you a gram of Phsycotine.
Till now your mind has been manipulated.
- Seriously. - ls this one of your jokes?
Look around you! While you were having fun,
I found your clothes and weapons. We have to leave now!
And you know what? If we want to leave the planet we must destroy Zocor!
We have to get rid of that bloody transistor!
We'll leave Sondra here so as to keep him distracted.
I believe that Ophan is the physical manifestation
of that old atherosclerotic computer!
First of all we'll give the pills to your friends.
- Let's start with Erika. - Here it is.
- You be careful! - Tell her to swallow it.
Erika! Come on Erika, wake up!
Get out! Hurry up!
The golden men, careful!
Stand back!
Come on, let's go!
Keep your eyes open and the weapons ready!
The computer is there. Let's go!
Go ahead! I will cover you!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Let's run!
Wait a minute! I can hear something...
Fire!
This way!
They are robots!
Let's go!
- Frida! - It's an energy screen.
And poor Frida ended up in the middle of it! It wasn't here before!
We must get through. We are like mice in a trap!
- There must be a way! - The control panel!
Peter! Erika! Stop those robots!
NQW!
- Here it is! - ls this Zocor?
You know what? I'm disappointed!
I was expecting something more threatening!
You shouldn't underestimate this little toy!
Come on! What are we waiting for?
- Let's go! - Wait a minute.
Let's not be hasty, Captain! One mistake and we are dead.
- OK! - Act natural.
I want to show you one of the marvels of planet Lorigon. Zocor, the computer.
The most incredible electronic device ever made in this part of the galaxy!
It's a real work of art. Want to take a closer look?
Yes, I'd love to.
Undress. lt may have gay transistors that you can distract!
- Stop it. - I'm scared! That's why I'm joking!
- What are you afraid of? - Don't you realize how powerful Zocor is?
- It's just a piece of iron! - Be careful, he's touchy!
A piece of iron! Zocor? He's a work of art!
Look at his profile!
- Come on, let's do something. - Take it easy!
Keep off!
No being from another planet will take the Antalium!
It belongs to Zocor!
Nobody must know about the Antalium.
If we get hit, we'll die!
It's your fault, you shouldn't have called him a "piece of iron"!
There's no escape for you!
The best thing to do is give him a good tranquillizer.
What's that? This is the very best!
- What's inside it? - I can't tell you... Top secret!
Wait and see.
Ready?
Automatic power station alarm. Emergency!
Disconnect symbiotic controls.
Start immediate decentralization
of automatic functions for atmosphere and gravity control on planet Lorigon.
The Antalium. Follow me!
Disconnect detonator's lock number 4. Imminent danger of explosion.
Main contact feeding Antalium's tank disconnected.
Beings from another world, you won't be able to leave Lorigon.
Antalium is necessary for me to function and for the planet's survival.
Ifl crash, the planet will explode!
- The way is clear, Captain! - Where's Juan? Isn't he with you?
I've just seen him running away! He was holding a box.
Damn it! He took us for a ride!
Hurry up! Everything is about to explode!
- What about Sondra? - Let's save the spaceship first.
I've lost the energy control of the Antalium cells.
The planet is about to explode!
Sondra!
Sondra! Come on board. Quick!
Hurry up! We have no time to waste!
Lorigon is about to disintegrate!
- Hurry up! - I'm coming.
- Hurry up! - I don't understand.
- Hurry up! - I'm coming!
Fast mode take off. Maximum power to the engines!
I said maximum, Peter!
It's dangerous! We could disintegrate!
What do you think will happen if we stay here one more minute?
- Sondra take off the landing support. - Yes, Sir.
Take off as soon as the engines are ready.
No serious damage. Protective screens activated.
Sooner or later they will aim correctly.
Engines at maximum temperature, Captain.
Immediate take off.
Calculate trajectory for coupling.
Disconnect engine.
Open breaking jets.
Switch to automatic.
Let's get away from Lorigon!
The sensors record the beginning of a chain reaction on the planet, Captain.
Steep increase of atmospheric radioactivity.
- We made itjust in time! - By the skin of our teeth.
I'm afraid Juan didn't make it...
Hey! Are you talking to me? I'm alive and kicking!
And I'm also much richer than you!
Juan! You old rascal! You turn up like a bad penny!
You can say that again. I have a small souvenir from Lorigon.
Take a look! Tell your bosses that if they want it,
they'll have to pay out two million credits.
If you fix this deal for me, I'll buy you a nice dinner!
See you!
Give credit to a tradesman, and you end up out in the cold, with nothing!
- Well, what matters is the Antalium. - You're right, Sondra!
Captain! We've made contact with Earth.
MK31, is it really you? Say something!
We reported you missing! What happened?
Mission accomplished, Sir.
Look at him! Comes back from the end of the world
and brushes it off with a couple of words!
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