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Second-round physical education test and interview

Pass

(Gasp)

Wait a minute, Sergeant!

(Panting)

1...

2...

(Panting)

3...

1...2...3...4...

5...6...7...8...9...10

Done.

Hey!

Is this okay?

Who is he?

Who is he?

Kulkanchanaocha

Keep do it!

91...

92...

93...

Hey bro.

You can go shake hands with BNK idol band first.

I will take responsibility for punishing everything myself.

I won’t tell dad either.

Yes, sir.

Wait for me a few sec, Namsai

Oh...

200..

(Sigh)

Take it.

So, how is it? This is my lifestyle.

Does dad always make you do these?

This is a little more to go!

He made me jump off a tower when I was 5.

crawl through barbed wire at 7,

trained in boxing at 10,

and win a fight with 10 soldiers to finish the course.

Does he think I’m Superman?

Oh, He made me go on a forest hike too.

At least he didn’t ask me to eat a gecko.

Is this really okay?

Yeah.

But the good thing is, I have my mom who makes me snacks after training.

Hey.

Do you want to meet my mom?

Mom, today I brought my boyfriend with me.

What? Who’s your boyfriend?

Shhh, I’m talking to my mom.

Why did you invite me to your house?

Well, my dad and your mom invited us for a family dinner.

Isn’t that wierd to you?

Hmm...

I guess it depends on what kind of family it is.

So, how about we start our own family then?

(Heartbeat sound)

Yeah...

(Sigh)

Hey.

is this your picture when you were a kid?

Handsome, right?

Hard to believe you grew up to be such a mess.

Is this your mom’s room?

Yeah, it is.

Your mom seems really kind.

Yes, she was.

She is really kind.

My mom loved singing

And she even sang the same song you sang at the convenience store.

Exactly the same song!

But my mom...she didn’t deserve to die.

Huh?

My mom died because of my dad.

What? Are you serious?

That day.

My mom went to the border with my dad as part of the military wives association.

What’s that?

It’s the military wives group.

They have to support their husbands in politics too.

And that day.

My dad took my mom's car,

so she ended up dying because of him.

(Explosion sound)

Ya! Ya!

Don’t follow, sir! Let me go! Let me go!

It’s dangerous, Sergeant! Ya! Ya...

Let me go!

Ya! Ya...

With love and condolences, Royal Thai Armed Forces Headquarters Wive's Association.

Did your mom work at a jewelry store?

I think so. Why?

My mom got this diamond right before she died.

And it came with this

After my mom died, my dad was promoted to general and married your mom.

What? Do you actually believe in supernatural stuff?

Pop,

you need to meal prayer! First.

You’re having dinner with a general!

meal prayer! First.

come on. Do it now.

Do you think being in the military is a joke?

We shouldn’t talk about this at a family dinner, right?

Don’t count me in.

But what’s even more ridiculous is.

To get promoted to general, you have to sacrifice your wife life to die.

It’s true. That’s crazy!

Hey, hero.

Didn’t I tell you not to talk like this again?

Do you think you’re the only one who lost?

No, I’m not the only one who lost.

One, me.

Two, him.

You sent his dad to die for nothing!

What did you lose?

You got promoted to general

And you ended up marrying a rich husband,

and didn’t lose a thing.

It’s such a funny!

When your mother was alive.

I never crossed the line with your father.

She was kind to me, and I respected her deeply.

You don’t need to say anything.

He never listens anyway.

True. Don’t say anything.

And don’t try to make me join the military either.

I don’t want to be part of an organization that caused my mom’s death.

Your grandfather wouldn’t accept not having a grandson in the military.

Seal ran off to study abroad.

So you’re the only one left.

Then adopt a military orphan as your son.

It’s not that hard.

Poppy, why don’t you join the military?

With your skills and being my son, your future is guaranteed to success.

Hey, don’t drag him into this.

He wants to be a businessman, just like me.

And is that stable enough to take care of your father and grandmother?

Are you brave enough to take that risk, Poppy?

Excuse me.

That’s my family nickname.

Only my dad and grandmother can call me that.

(Laughs)

He’s saying he only has one dad.

If you and your new wife want more kids, you can try making some.

Oh, or is it that you can’t anymore?

Please, stop using violence.

Quiet down, don’t cause trouble.

Let’s eat somewhere else. The food here is terrible.

Pop.

You think you can go study abroad without my help?

(Sigh)

It’s okay, I’ll help.

Where do you want to sit?

I’ll sit here, near the fan.

And what about you?

I’ll sit behind you then.

Why don’t you sit next to me?

Because if I sit next to you, I won't see you.

But if I sit behind you, you’ll always be in my line of sight.

Ugh.

No.

You’ll probably do something mischievous again.

Come sit next to me.

How about sit in your heart instead?

You frequently show up the middle finger, then you’ll sweat soon enough.

What are you talking about?

Sit here!

Yes.

Feed me.

Not you!

Hey Kitty! I thought I wouldn’t see each other in 12th grade.

Didn’t you go to the Military Academy preparatory school?

Nosy.

Where’s your duo partner?

Oh, Only? Only isn’t my duo.

Haven’t seen Only all break.

He was going to a tutoring school to prepare for the exam.

You know the details. What is your relationship like?

I’ll tell you. He was bothering me on social media all break, even asking for hearts.

What? Asking for hearts?

Not like that!

He wanted me to press ‘like’ during his live streams. You get it? Not like that.

Do you understand?

So, do you need Pop to clear things up for you, Kitty?

No!

Someone like Tiger Yaowamon Inboon would never act weak.

I will behave in a way that upholds my family’s honor.

I’ve already taken care of it.

(Nudge)

Oh, Sai!

Tiger, do you know anything about Only? Spill it!

I don’t know, I’m not even close to him.

Does Only have a celebrity girlfriend?

How do you know?

Oops.

I saw Only and Punpun, that celebrity, flirting on social media.

It’s so cute.

Really? I didn’t know.

Definitely his girlfriend.

But doesn’t Punpun already have an on-screen partner?

On-screen partners are just for work, right?

Oh, so our Only is private property.

Thanks, Tiger.

You’ve given me so much. I’ll go tell the other girls. Bye!

What did you’ve got? What you mean you’ve got a lot

(Laughs)

Guys.

I was the one who created the fake account and flirted with Punpun.

How’s that? Am I bad or what?

(Laughs)

Oh, Hero, Pop.

(People chatting)

Nice new shirt.

Oh, Prem!

Oh, Hey, Hello.

Hey, Fern!

Hey, Pear!

Hey,Hello.

Hi!, Hey, Sai!

Everyone.

For students going into 12th grade, no more playing around.

You need to plan what faculty you’ll apply to.

Do you understand?

But don’t just choose what you like.

You have to choose the faculty for your parents and for our school too.

For what?

Quiet down! Listen! From now on.

All activities for 12th graders will cancel.

Sometimes, I think being handsome is a curse. But the 11th graders' activities are still on.

Sometimes, I think being handsome is a curse. The sports day is still happening, though.

Do you know that actress, Punpun?

The teacher always stresses one thing – cleanliness

We must stay clean, even though we’re just a rural school.

What’s up with you? You want to settle some score with me?

What, savings or a checking account?

Ha!

Don't act like it's a joke

You keep messing with me.

I’ll get you a boyfriend so you'll be all bothered.

Oh, so it was you, huh?

Pretending social account to be me and flirting with Punpun?

What!

You didn’t know?

Oh crap!

Hey, are you two done with your homework yet?

I’m gonna copy it later.

What’s wrong with you?

You’ve got to make Punpun forget about me.

Just tell her it was a fake account.

I already told her.

Because of my good looks

that make women want to approach me in person.

How can you say that so confidently and with a straight face?

I don’t know, man.

You’ve got to use your face to come between me and her.

Me?

Dude, are you a man or not? Own up to it!

Fine. You want to use my face to get in the way? Bring it on.

See you on Saturday.

Go, Fahsai, go! You got this, girl! Dress is perfect

Teaw krub.

Oh my! Hi there, Only!

Why are you here?

I want you to make my sister here even more beautiful.

(laugh)

Wait, did I hear “make beautiful”?

You’ve got a nice body, you’ll be stunning

Exactly!

Wait,

aren’t I supposed to use my handsome face to woo Punpun?

Listen, there’s no one more handsome than me.

Hmm, true.

So I figured I’ll stage it for you to be my girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

But my girlfriend has to be…

Like this, right?

Fair, beautiful, and petite.

Also, she has to be tall.

Punpun can’t match your height anyway.

But I’m not a girl, though.

Exactly!

If you were a girl, we wouldn’t be able to touch each other.

Right!

But since we’re guys, it’s fine, right?

Right?

Right!

So, you’re saying you’re gonna touch me?

Well, you started this. You’re not gonna take responsibility?

Didn’t you say you were a real man?

A real man, right?

Okay, okay! Fine, geez

Stop repeating yourself.

Why are you two always bickering?

Show me what’s in your hand ?

Not your hand, mean style references, joking all day long.

If we’re talking references,

fair, beautiful, and petite,

The most important thing is......

Tall.

Then it’s gotta be…

Gotta be?

Pancake, of course!

Ah, Pancake!

Wait, which Pancake? That one or this one?

Doesn’t matter. Pancakes are all the same.

Of course.

Come on, darling. I’ll take care of it. Let’s go.

What are you scared of?

Come on! Are you scared of me, or what? Sit down.

Alright!

two fingers.

No pictures!

Take pictures, go ahead!

This is the flower queen of Ratchaburi!

(Sound effect)

What kind of makeover is this? Why does it feel so tight?

I don’t feel tight at all.

Do I really have to wear a G-string?

Of course, darling, I wear G-string all the time.

Is she your friend?

Yes, she is.

Oh, her name’s Pancake.

But calling her a friend? Not quite.

You’re so pretty.

If I were really pretty, I wouldn’t be ignored, right?

Only a fool would ignore beauty like this.

Look at this skin! So smooth.

What hand cream do you use?

Let’s have dinner, shall we?

Yeah, let’s eat.

The food’s getting cold.

Honey, do you love spicy food?

Honey, you love shrimp, right?

I’m allergic to shrimp.

I don’t eat spicy food.

Go on, have some.

Here, you eat first, honey.

No, you first, sweetheart.

You two take such good care of each other.

So, do you guys go to the same school?

(Laughs awkwardly)

Yeah, same class.

Wait, I mean.

We’re in the same class.

So, do you want to go into the film department like Only?

I want to be a soldier.

What?

Oops…

Like a PhuKongYodRak, military rom-com series,

Like Markie, the female lead character.

Oh…

(Whispering)

What?

Your chest…

Huh?

What’s wrong?

Oh, it’s just… hot.

It’s really warm here.

I prefer places with AC.

Hot, huh?

Hot

Hot, huh?

Your chest, dude…

Chest?

Oh crap, where did it go?

Oh, found it!

Push it down… and… hup!

Done?

Wait…

Wait, where’d she go?

And who’s paying the bill?

You!

No, you! You’re the one who brought me here!

I don’t care! I’m out!

(Knock sound)

The store’s closed.

My clothes are inside! I can’t go home like this.

Aunt Taew went to grab dinner. She’ll be back soon.

What do we do?

Only.

Don’t tell them it’s me, alright?

You here for a haircut?

Just finished. The shop just closed.

Who are you here with?

A friend.

A friend, huh? Why didn’t you introduce me?

It’s an old school friend.

Oh.

Hey, hi! I’m Pancake!

Your voice sounds familiar, Pancake.

Don’t turn around. If you turn around, it’ll be too obvious.

Hmm…

Pancake, you really sound like someone I know.

Are you related to my friend?

No relatives here.

Relax.

I haven’t even said who yet.

His name’s…

Tiger, Yaowamon Inboon

Know him?

Uh, no. I don’t know him.

Oh really?

Pancake, your chest seems a bit uneven.

Let me help you adjust it.

Hey! Pop!

Stop it, Pop.

Don’t you dare tell him it was me!

Whoa.

Are you seriously doing this right in front of the shop?

I wasn’t doing anything!

What’s going on with this girl?

Just say it.

it’s didn’t what you think

I don’t care, I’m out.

Hey, who are you?

Hi, I’m Pancake.

I didn’t ask your name.

I asked what your relationship is with Pop!

Turn around and talk to me properly!

If you don’t speak up, I won’t let this go!

Sorry. that would be a bit inconvenient for me at the moment

Inconvenient, my ass!

You wanna start something?

There’s nothing going on.

Turn around and talk already! Where are your manners?

Ugh.

It’s me, Tiger!

Here, take this.

What the hell?

You didn’t tell me!

He told me not to!

See? What I did to him?

How would I know?

I just saw you grab her chest!

What?

Of course anyone would misunderstood.

Great-grandfather, I’m sorry.

I will conduct myself in a way that brings honor to my family in the sport day.

I won’t tarnish its reputation.

Really? Are you nuts?

Pop, come here!

Listen, the coach made him the manager for picking the athletes.

You could win if you do all the events by yourself.

No way, he’d be exhausted!

That wouldn’t be fun, though.

I’m running the 1500 meters, the 400 meters, and the 3-legged race.

Wait, you’re doing long distance and short distance

You’re not gonna make it!

Wow, you’re so worried about your friend!

(footsteps)

Running 1500 meters.

You could win... if you get in a car.

I’m not joking with you.

Come on.

Don’t be so serious.

I’m cheering you up, chill out!

Overworking yourself isn’t worth it, man.

Cause you’re gonna lose anyway.

(laughs)

What was that?

Alright, fine, I’ll cheer you on.

In the movie “Seven Something.”

They ran 42.195 kilometers!

You’re only doing 1500 meters.

It’s like going to pee and you’re done.

Wait, is your bladder the size of a football field?

Peeing takes you forever!

You’re exaggerating.

Exaggerating? Come race me, then!

Let’s see if you’re still all talk.

I would.

But all the spots are taken!

Ha! You poser. You should do javelin.

What!

Javelin!

Yeah, javelin!

No way, you do it!

It’s easy.

Try looking that way

just throw it as far as you can.

Even an idiot like you can do it.

I signed you up already.

Wait, you did?

Done and done!

(warm-up)

Tiger.

I’m running the 1500 meters with you.

What?

So we can train together!

????

Let’s go practice now!

If you compete,

instead of just losing normally, I’ll end up losing badly.

Hold up!

(heavy breathing)

Man.

Why they’re running fast

You need to change how you breathe.

When you breathe in, match it with three steps.

And when you breathe out, match it with two steps. Try it!

What?

3...2...3...2...

3...2...

What kind of breathing is that?

Let’s try again.

(crying)

How do you feel?

I’m starting to breathe right

Uh-huh, here’s a towel.

Let me wipe the sweat for you.

You’re drenched in sweat!

Pop.

(crying)

Who is that?

Damn it!

This is like something out of a horror movie.

What’s wrong?

I tried so hard.

But I still can’t do it.

Come on, you’re amazing already.

Don’t try to make me feel better, I’ll kick you.

(foot pain)

(crying)

Save your strength for peeing, man.

(crying)

Why are you crying? Did I say something too harsh?

I’m not crying because of you.

Then just drop out.

If you can’t finish the race, you’ll cry again.

I can’t drop out.

Then pretend you’re sick.

No way!

Ouch!

Careful when you sit.

You have a wound, so be careful.

You’re gonna hurt yourself even more.

I won’t give up. I’m not racing just to compete.

See? I told you you’re awesome!

Even when you fail, you keep trying.

Alright, I’m off to throw the javelin.

Watch me!

How do I look? Cool, right?

Cool, right?

Mmm-hmm.

This time, I’m serious.

Whoa!

(laughs)

Ok feeling good!

Do you feel good because I fell?

My butt hurts.

Keep going, though!

Even if you don’t win

Just don’t make it embarrassing.

Ouch.

Soaking your feet in cold water after running helps with muscle cramps.

Right?

Hey Pop.

Can you take some pictures of me tomorrow while I’m racing?

I’d like a picture that natural, candid, cool, handsome, you know?

Um,

so do you want a natural or cool and handsome picture?

Whatever you like.

(phone ringing)

Who’s that?

Teacher Saranya.

Oh...

Teacher Saranya, the one who bought you chocolate, right?

Are you trying to ask who gave me the chocolate?

Are you jealous?

Who’s jealous? No one.

Do you wanna know who it was?

Who would want to know?

Come on.

Ouch!

Was the chocolate good?

Didn’t eat it.

Hello, students!

Welcome to our 2019 school sports day!

(cheers)

Hey, he just sent me a mini-heart!

Athletes, take your positions!

Wait, his shoelace is untied.

Did you see her?

Teacher Sa looks spicy today. And what’s she doing?

Flirting with the students?

I heard she gives chocolate to Hero everyday!

Seriously.

Did she put a love potion or something in chocolate?

Like, “You’re mine, body and soul are mind”? Damn!

Fighting, hero!

(clears throat)

On your mark...

Get ready!

(whistle blows)

Orange team, Fighitng!

Hero!!!

Rahus! Fighitng!

Look at her, cheering like crazy, She is such a try-hard!

Orange team, Fighitng!

(whistle blows)

(Cheering)

Oh my god.

She’s so into it this round. She didn’t even care in the other races!

Now she’s hugging him.

Over the top much?

In the other rounds, there’s no Hero competing.

She's acting cute with him, and I think it's not normal.

(Bang)

Next up, we’ll run two events simultaneously.

Hey, I got first place just for you. Next up, we’ll run two events simultaneously.

The first is the 1,500 meters, and the second is the men’s javelin throw.

As soon as I get the gold medal, I will Suddenly hang it on your neck! Cool? The first is the 1,500 meters.

Pop.

Pop! What’s wrong?

Hey, What's wrong with Pop? And the second is the men’s javelin throw.

And the second is the men’s javelin throw.

I gotta go, man!

Where are you going?

(applause)

Even with headphones, he looks handsome.

Where are they going?

(Cheering)

Is everyone ready?

Only Fighting! Fighting!

Only Fighting! Onlyfan!

Why’s Red team cheering for Orange?

They’re not cheering for Orange, they’re cheering for Only!

Only Fighting! Fighting!

Hey, this isn't the blue team anymore. This is the pink team!

I want to say, I have OnlyFans, too!

(Cheering)

On your mark!

Watch out!

(whistle blows)

Come on, run, run, run!

Only, Fighting, go, go!

Move!

Only, Fighting!

Oops, sorry!

Look at Red, why’d they cut in front of Orange like that?

Red’s team blocking Pop!

Red’s cheating!

Hey, Red’s cheating!

Teacher, hold my camera.

Don’t you trust in Lersilp?

Pop, go for it!

Red’s cheating.

Just go, Pop!, go!

Go! Pop.

The orange team, don't pull the red team!

See? I told you to be careful. Mind your step.

What the hell are you doing? Damn it!

What did you do to my Kitty?

Damn!

Oh no, javelin is diving in!

Even though there’s a fight going on, the competition must go on.

Pop, go Pop!

Pop, fight!

Pop, go Pop!

Pop is about to cross the finish line!

Hey,Tiger.

Hurry up!

Hurry up! Pop!

(whistle blows)

Orange takes first place!

(Cheering)

Yay!

Yay!

Pop, you’re amazing!

He can do it.

Very good!

Go on, finish the race! Get up, come on! You’re almost there!

Get up! Get up!

Come on!

Keep fighting! Just a little more!

It's so close to the finish line!

I can't run anymore.

Can you do it! Just a little bit more!

No matter what, I'm going to come in last anyway.

Pop, help me out here!

Tiger, go!

Tiger, Tiger

Kitty, faster!

Give it all you’ve got, come on!

Yeah!

See? I told you you could do it.

You’re incredible!

Hey, Kitty.

Are you okay? Do you need the nurse?

Tiger, hey!

Great!

The heart of the three-legged race is unity

Rahus! Fighting! The heart of the three-legged race is unity

Teacher, could you please be quiet?

You’re distracting me.

What’s wrong?

Get set!

How are we going to walk without hugging me?

(Whistle blows)

Cheer, cheer!

What's the chocolate?

What chocolate?

Oh, are you jealous? Just say it!

Yeah, well, whatever I feel is my problem!

Well, athletes need dark chocolate, right?

Just a little extra motivation.

You're the only one in the team! aren't you?

Why are you mad at the teacher?

The teacher’s pregnant.

What? Pregnant with who?

Hey... ow!

Damn it!

Ouch!

(Sneezing)

Ugh, my nose is all stuffed up.

Hey, anyone got an inhaler?

Hey, I do, I do!

Here, take it.

What kind of inhaler is this?

No, no, only Peppermint field for me. Only that.

Aren’t all inhalers the same?

They’re not! Peppermint field is refreshing, aromatic, it’s the best.

Where can you buy it?

At every 7-11.

Oh, okay, I’ll go grab one for you.

Wait a sec.

(Sneezing)

(Sneezing)

Ugh…

who threw this?

So refreshing! Saved my life!

Here it is, only Peppermint field!

Wait… where did everyone go?