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This programme contains strong language and adult humour

Hello and welcome to the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year,

which in the age of Ozempic is now better described as

The Thin, Slightly Ill-Looking, Would Rather Inject Itself

With Chemicals Than Join A Gym Quiz Of The Year!

In this show, household names try and answer easy questions.

You know, like Prince Andrew can't.

Let's meet the teams. Ryan and Conaty.

It sounds like a bare-knuckle match-up on a traveller site.

It does. I'd say Roisin can handle herself,

but Katherine can no longer feel her face, so who knows?

It's Katherine Ryan and Roisin Conaty.

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Next up, a Traitor and a Faithful,

or an old man and his carer? You decide.

It's Jonathan Ross and Nick Mohammed.

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I just want to say it's wonderful what you people do. Well done.

Next up, I'd like to take a moment to announce I have Autism and ADHD.

Or to give them their proper names,

Richard Ayoade and Lou Sanders.

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Lou, of course, you're a teetotal vegan and you're a feminist.

And yet you manage to be the fun one on the team.

Have you got a team name? Have you got...? Um, yeah.

Uh, Ayoade Know Her.

LAUGHTER

Are you all right? Yeah.

Have you got any? Chuckle Supper.

Oh, that's nice. Chuckle Supper? Chuckle supper. Chuckle Supper.

As in, "I'll give you a chuckle supper with all the trimmings."

Yeah.

What could be more Christmassy?

Jonathan, Nick, have you got a team name?

We struggled, didn't we? We did struggle,

but we did eventually go with

An Old Man And His Carer. Yeah.

I feel like I've heard that somewhere before,

but OK, let's go with that.

Hang on. Katherine and Roisin are conferring.

What are you going to call yourselves?

KATHERINE CHUCKLES HOARSELY

All right, Muttley, what was that?

LAUGHTER

HE MIMICS MUTTLEY

This is the hardest part of the quiz,

because you want it to be dynamic.

But we've just had a brainwave.

We think we should be called...

One, two... BOTH: Spit.

LAUGHTER

What, sorry? Lou likes it. Lou likes it! Yeah, I really like it.

And should we ask why, or no?

Roisin just thought of it and whispered in my ear

and I said, "Yeah!" I don't even know why.

Spit. Fine. Who doesn't like spit?

Nature's lube.

Every time people say "lube", I think they're calling my name.

So I'm very alert.

Lube Sanders has a nice ring to it.

Yeah.

The big social media trend this year was to use AI

to create images of how your action figure doll would look.

So we've done some for you. Roisin, we've got yours here. Take a look.

That's... I don't know why they've dressed you

as Mrs Doubtfire. I mean...

I've worn that dress in real life, that's why.

Now, Katherine, we've got you one. Here we go.

Oh!

Well, fun fact - Katherine's doll

has less plastic than the actual Katherine.

I think you've done Katherine dirty because

Roisin's looked very nice, and this looks like something

you would show kids in school to try and keep them on the right track.

Now, sorry about this, but there was a mix-up with yours, Jonathan,

and they've done a doll of Clare Balding.

LAUGHTER

Nick, I think we've got one for you. Yeah.

Fun fact - Nick's doll is actually life-size.

Why do you have two wands? No magician needs two wands.

It looks like they're nunchuks.

But also, it looks like it's a broken wand

because there's actually only a white end

on each side, isn't there?

There's not... Yeah. Wow. That's the kind of thing a nerd might say.

Yeah.

Well, speaking of the mustn't-have toy of Christmas 2025,

take a look at this.

Oh, there he is.

Ooh!

That bike's too small.

Have I just come back from safari? What is this?

You look like you're in Jurassic World or something.

It's great. Yes, well, thank you very much.

I mean, it's a point of sale.

And just a book.

Not a specific book.

Just a book. "Book."

Obviously created by a big reader.

Lou, yours is, er...

There's a... Ooh! There's a lot going on there, isn't there?

Some healing crystals, a cat, some roller skates.

Wow. One leg of a trouser.

And only half a fur coat.

It looks like you were mugged on both sides by two assailants.

"You get the coat, I'll get the trouser leg."

They've done one of me. But it's...

Oh!

It's got different faces, so you can pick the year.

Also, the doll has a greater degree of humanity

than you do in real life, Jimmy.

How very dare you! OK. Right. Let's get on with the show.

Our first round is all about 2025's big headlines.

Back in September, Donald Trump

attended a state banquet at Windsor Castle.

Guests included media mogul Rupert Murdoch,

the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein, and Satan.

Prince Andrew has stepped back from royal duties

to spend more time with the kids.

UNSETTLED LAUGHTER

I feel a bit bad for the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew.

What does he say to people now other than, "It's just Andrew"?

How does he explain what he does?

"I used to do nothing, but they let me go,

"so now I do fuck all."

OK, who's up for some big fat questions?

Come on. Yeah. All right, here we go. All right. Round one.

The Louvre jewellery heist made headlines across the world.

The German company behind the mechanical lift

used by the robbers

thought there's no such thing as bad publicity,

so they made an advert using the photo.

All I want you to do is translate the German tagline.

So they made that cherry picker

that the robbers used at the Louvre when they were nicking stuff,

and then they did an advert.

What do you think it said?

If you speak German, that's cheating.

Will you read it for us in German, please?

With your best German accent.

I can only do a German accent if I do it a little bit creepy.

It's a weird... "Ja. Papers, please. Mm."

It's a weird...

I know.

"Mm."

"You're a very nice boy. It's a very nice uniform."

Look at Richard smiling for the first time in his damn life.

Yeah, I'm having an asthma attack.

Well, you said that like it was a real flex.

Yeah. OK, for the next question,

it's over to YouTuber and rapper KSI.

Ooh! Hi, Jimmy. Now, as a judge on Britain's Got Talent,

I've seen some amazing things,

but nothing more amazing than a video of a South American kayaker

who went viral this year for an extraordinary experience

he had whilst paddling.

He described it as "surprising and slimy".

But can your teams tell me what actually happened to him?

OK, so KSI wants to know why a South American kayaker

went viral after experiencing something

that he described as "surprising and slimy".

Put that down as a backup.

I mean, they're going to be writing down some filth right now.

We're all thinking it.

It's not that, but...

That's very good.

Of course, it wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz without an appearance

from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School

performing one of their unconventional school plays.

Take a look.

Ciao. Welcome to Venice.

BOTH: We're getting married!

We're so happy to be here.

Kim, Kim, Kim.

Leo, Leo, Leo. Oh, no.

Thank you for coming. ALL BOO

We all throw these in the river.

What did you get those from?

Amazon!

We need to move the wedding.

ALL: Oh, no!

Don't worry. I'll leave you in a safe place close by.

Thank you.

We're the happiest people in the universe.

I love you to space and back.

ALL CHEER

Nailed it. They nailed it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah. Beautiful.

Thank you, Mitchell Brook Primary School.

OK, so that was, of course, Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice.

But can you tell me what decidedly unclassy thing they did

to kick off festivities on a yacht?

Can I just say Nick seems to know everything?

No. So I'm going to relax, maybe have a little nap.

If you could wake me five minutes before the end,

I'll then do the lap of honour with him.

No problem at all.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're troubled by that first answer. Why?

Do you think it's The Only Way Is Up or do you think it's something...?

I do not... It definitely said "schnell".

Schnell means quickly.

"Schnell, mach schnell, mach schnell."

You see it in war films. Yeah. "Mach schnell!"

You watch enough German porn, you pick up a few words.

LAUGHTER

GERMAN ACCENT: I'll have you know I don't watch it.

I just appear in it occasionally.

And your nickname is Quickly, is it?

My name is Quick Johnny.

GERMAN ACCENT: "Ah, yes. Quick Johnny, sir? Mm. That's good, yeah?"

OK. Last question in this round.

Donald Trump's second term as US President

hit the headlines for many reasons this year.

But can you tell me what he's complaining about

in this clip from February?

Because these things don't work. I've had them many times.

And on occasion they break, they explode.

If something's hot, they don't last very long,

like a matter of minutes. Sometimes a matter of seconds.

It's a ridiculous situation.

What was he talking about there?

What are you spying on?

Spying on? I'm hosting a quiz!

We're taking this quite seriously. Good, good.

I mean, the prize is phenomenal.

If you want to go with that, on your head be it.

I think that's right. I think you're wrong, Mohammed.

When do we find out the answers, Jimmy?

Right at the end or...? Next year.

LAUGHTER

"When do we find out the answers?"

Are you telling me you've never seen this show, Nick?

He's not alone. No, I...

OK, no, we do the answer... We're gonna do the answers straight away.

We're doing the answers right now. OK, so I asked you

for the English translation of the advert

for the cherry picker used in the Louvre heist.

What did you put?

Jonathan, Nick. We've got...

We think it's something like "When you must go quickly."

Yeah. Do you know specific German words out of that?

Schnell is quickly. It's my name in porn. Quickly!

And how do you know that?

Because I'm a man of 65 years old who's travelled the world.

Wow.

He was in the war.

OK. Roisin, Katherine, what have you gone for? We know it.

"Diamonds, cherries - we'll get them out for you, baby."

Cherries?

It's a cherry picker! Oh, I see.

"Diamonds or cherries - we'll get them out for you, baby."

"Whatever it is, we'll get it out for you, baby, with a harness."

Are you doing sexy voices?

You tell us.

No.

I can't wait to hear Richard's sexy voice.

I'm doing it now.

Richard, what did you think this was?

Well, we've got various options. Lou?

"Is that a ladder in your pocket, or are you just pleased to..."

"Rob the Louvre?"

And, "When you need to leave quickly."

"When you need to leave quickly." Yeah.

OK. The actual translation is...

Yes! OK, points, points, no points.

Points. That's right. What do you mean...?

Pretty good. No, they got it.

KSI wanted to know why a South American kayaker

went viral this year after experiencing something

surprising and slimy.

What did you put? Richard, Lou, what did you put?

Ah.

I'll leave this for my colleague. Feels like this will be

entirely Lou's work.

Well, he ended up inside a whale.

So the whale spat him out.

And then I put something about

Bonnie Blue Whale,

which is the bit that Richard refuses to read out.

OK.

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? We did.

Got eaten by a whale and then spat out.

I had no idea. I thought Nick had made it up.

He was so confident he persuaded me.

And now I find out, much to my shame, he was correct.

Er, Katherine, Roisin? I want to add a bit more truth.

He was wearing a life jacket.

And the life jacket is why the whale spat him out.

So I think you shouldn't give them any points.

So you know what the whale was thinking?

We're Team Spit, so we know. We're Team Spit.

Any time someone's spitting something out,

we know where and why and how.

But what was "surprising and slimy" is that while he was in there,

he received a Christmas card from Gregg Wallace,

and he was surprised by that.

OK, let's take a look.

SHOUTING

Nice of his dad to keep filming.

LAUGHTER

OK, so a 23-year-old Venezuelan man.

He said, "I spent a second realising I was inside the mouth of something,

"that maybe it had eaten me.

"That it could have been an orca or a sea monster."

Semen monster. Ooh!

That's your nickname, isn't it?

OK, so, points, points, points. Great.

OK. Um, I asked you how Jeff Bezos kicked off his Venice wedding.

What did you all put?

Nits.

A nit outbreak they brought to Venice.

RICHARD: How did Bezos bring nits?

He's the one person we know hasn't done it,

and that's probably his greatest achievement.

What else have you written there?

Well, we forgot the name of it, but do you know

that there are people who present their anus to the sun? Yes!

And then they power up. Yes.

We couldn't remember and we thought Lou might know the name.

Yeah.

We have Lou's specialist subject.

Have you done it? I'll just do a show and tell.

OK. Now, what have you written for this one?

It was a foam party.

Jonathan, Nick, what have you got for this one?

Well, Nick knew the answer.

I'm amazed because I've never heard of this,

but he seems to think this is the truth.

Jeff Bezos wedding, but foam party.

Oh, yeah. We said foam party, mate. Yeah.

You got foam party, foam party, no foam party.

Points, points, no points. Let's have a look.

Here he is. Foam party...

Yeah. All the money in the world, he went, "Yeah, foam party."

It's like if a Saudi prince had his 30th at Butlin's.

That's not Bezos, is it?

Is that Bezos or Daniel Craig? That's Daniel Craig, isn't it?

That is Bezos. Nick's convinced it's Daniel Craig.

I mean, yeah. No, that's Bezos.

But then he was convinced that Alan was Faithful.

So I don't know why I listen to him.

CHEERING Yeah.

Shots fired. Shots fired.

OK, next one. I asked you what

Donald Trump was complaining about. What did you put?

Vaginas. So... You think vaginas?

Yeah.

Roisin was adamant that this was vaginas.

He hates women, so I thought it'd be vaginas.

But I knew it was paper straws.

And then, you know, he's a horrible person,

but then he brings back plastic straws,

and I'm like, "Oh, maybe right wing's not so bad."

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?

Well, we had... This caused some tension,

I'll be honest with you. Yeah. And we've been getting on so well.

And then we almost fell out over this because Nick was convinced

he was talking about the Dragon rocket.

It's just because he said... Did he say that they explode?

I just thought it was a reference to the rockets, but...

I thought he was saying about Teslas

because when he fell out with Elon Musk briefly,

I thought he was trying to dish the dirt on him.

And maybe that's what it was. But I'll be honest with you,

I don't thank you for this question because it's caused tension here

where otherwise there was just friendship. Yeah.

Well, I apologise. Um, incorrect.

Richard, Lou, did you get this?

Er, yeah. Pop-Tarts.

LAUGHTER

And then we worked our way towards

"his sense of self"...

LAUGHTER

..and then paper straws. And then we went back to Pop-Tarts.

I love Pop-Tarts.

You would... You'd be crazy not to.

I think it's lovely when you reach an age

when you just say whatever's on your mind.

It was three weeks after his inauguration.

He signed an executive order titled

Ending Procurement and Forced Use of Paper Straws. Well done.

Yeah, he's tackling the big issues.

His signature is actually his heart readout.

LAUGHTER

So at the end of the first round, the scores are,

Roisin and Katherine have two, Jonathan and Nick have three,

Richard and Lou have four. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, that's it for part one.

Join us after the break as we try to remember more things from 2025

that we'd really rather forget. See you then.

Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz Of 2025,

the quiz that has families across the country,

big and small, rich and poor, old and young,

coming together to ask the same question.

"Really? This again?"

Our next round is all about science and technology.

In September, Keir Starmer announced plans for a mandatory digital ID.

I don't need digital ID. I can already identify all of my digits.

Thumb, pinkie, forefinger, ring finger, business finger.

That one is for Keir Starmer.

In October, a computer issue caused by Amazon shut down

thousands of websites, affecting Roblox, Fortnite

and PlayStation Network, meaning, tragically, for a short time,

some parents actually had to talk to their kids.

OK, time for some questions. For our first question,

it's over to Hollywood's finest, Jack Black. Ooh!

Jimmy, what is up? Jack Black here, fresh out of the shower.

My new film follows friends on a mission into the Amazon

to recreate our favourite movie, Anaconda!

But another huge mission of the year

was the Blue Origin space rocket

that took an all female crew into space.

Pop star Katy Perry was on board, but can your teams remember

what the first thing she did was when she returned to Earth?

HUMS JEOPARDY THINKING MUSIC

BLOWS RASPBERRY Bam-bah!

Love you. Bye.

LAUGHTER

Jack Black.

APPLAUSE

So Jack wants to know what is the first thing

that Katy Perry did when she stepped off

the Blue Origin rocket and back onto Earth?

OK. Next question.

Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson found himself

the subject of ridicule earlier this year

for his bizarre pronunciation of

a very common form of modern technology.

All I want to know is what was he pronouncing strangely?

You get a bonus point as well,

if you can give me an accurate impression of his pronunciation.

How many R's are in diarrhoea?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrh...!

Yeah, about 14. LAUGHTER

Yeah.

Next up, can you tell me

what these influencers are so upset about?

I just wanted to set my phone

down and talk to you guys for a couple of minutes,

if this is the last video that I post.

I just feel like they don't get it. Like, they don't get it.

They don't get it. They don't get it.

And they're being really mean.

There really is no platform like this.

And I'm just really scared that I'm not going

to be able to find you guys wherever we do end up going.

I will move to China and let the Chinese Communist Party

takes all of my data. Like, get out of my face!

LAUGHTER

Why is Rob Beckett talking like that?

LAUGHTER

OK. In November,

Prime Minister Keir Starmer had to apologise to

a headteacher for taking part in a viral trend.

What did he do in the school?

It was a banned viral trend. RICHARD: Oh, dear.

Go on.

Katherine, Roisin? we're not sure about this one.

We're taking it really... Kier Starmer was in a school?

He was in a school.

And he took part in a viral trend while there.

And he got told off. A what trend?

A viral trend.

A what trend? But which one?

Well, that's what I'm asking you!

I'm going to break him tonight.

I'm going to make those electrics pop.

LAUGHTER

All right, so first up, Jack Black wanted to know what was

the first thing Katy Perry did

when she stepped back to Earth from space?

What have you got?

Jonathan, Nick, are you...? We have nailed this.

She kissed the ground.

And I believe she also waved a daisy.

And you've kindly provided

that Daisy in the photograph to illustrate this point.

She waved that around because isn't one of her kids called Daisy?

I think so, yeah.

I've given you a very full answer.

I think we deserve at least two points.

You might get one. Richard, Lou, what have you got for this?

Well, she might have posted the piccies on Instagram as well.

Do you think she posted the pictures on Instagram?

I'd say so. If I'd been up there, I'd let people know about it.

LAUGHTER

I went to Space NK and I posted that.

LAUGHTER

I thought that was expensive.

I put diarrhoea... LAUGHTER

..because it's the pressure on the stomach.

And also we kissed the ground - with consent.

LAUGHTER

OK. Roisin, Katherine, did you get this?

Yeah, obviously. Bikini wax.

You grow like a beast in space.

They don't tell you that. LAUGHTER

And then made another terrible romantic decision.

I don't understand her saying she's an astronaut, though.

Like, you could do reverse cowgirl -

you're not a horse expert.

LAUGHTER

I can tell you. Yeah. She kissed the ground.

I asked you what piece of modern technology

Boris Johnson mispronounced to online ridicule.

What did you put?

IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.

LAUGHTER

IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.

That's pretty good. Richard, let's hear your version.

IMITATING BORIS: iPad.

IMITATING BORIS: iPad.

It's the wrong answer but I like the delivery.

OK. Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?

Yeah. ChatGPT and AI. IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.

Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?

Yeah. Perineum!

LAUGHTER

You think perineum is a piece of modern technology?

Let's take a look. This is remarkable.

I love AI.

Do you use AI? Absolutely. Do you use ChatGPT?

You know ChatGPT? I love ChatGPT.

I love it. ChatGPT is fantastic.

IMITATING BORIS: ChatGPT.

IMITATING BORIS: AI. KATHERINE: Jimmy.

Say it. Say it again.

Say it again. What did you just say to me?

I said, I think he's a handso... He's fit.

I think Boris Johnson is fit. LAUGHTER

How long has it been, Roisin?

LAUGHTER

I needed to tell an adult.

Nick's got the body language of someone at

the worst Christmas dinner he's ever been to.

LAUGHTER

He's like this. OK.

Nick thought it was just a nice, straightforward quiz.

I thought it was a real quiz.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE He's hiding it really well.

But he's also like, "What is going on?"

I thought it was a real quiz.

I've got water and wine and I keep alternating.

But now I'm just going to stick with the wine.

LAUGHTER

OK. I asked you

why a bunch of influencers were so upset.

What did you all think?

Um, bad relationship with their fathers.

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? Nick knew the answer to this,

he knows just about everything.

It was they thought that TikTok was being banned in the US.

Yeah. And we both admired their passion.

I can't think of anything

when I was their age that I cared that much about.

Matter of fact, even now, there's nothing I really care about.

So they were saying goodbye to their followers

because they didn't think they would have a career.

It was banned for 12 hours. Yeah.

And then they brought it back.

But I think they thought it was forever.

Yeah. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?

We did. We knew it was the TikTok ban. It's this idea that the Chinese

are trying to make Americans stupid, when really,

they're just trying to keep them stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. It was the TikTok ban in America.

The modern equivalent of Thatcher closing the mines.

LAUGHTER

All right. So I asked you what viral trend

Keir Starmer had to apologise

for taking part in, to a headteacher?

Uh, Lou? Getting his dick out.

LAUGHTER

You think there's a viral trend that's been banned

in schools and it is getting your dick out?

My uncle said that was, yeah.

I advised my client not to put that down.

What did you write? Six seven.

And I said, "Times he got his dick out."

And then I put sumo.

For a bit of fun.

A bit of fun. Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?

Nick knew this.

I've never encountered this, but six seven.

And you were saying your children do this on a regular basis.

They do, sadly, but, yeah - six seven.

Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?

Yep. What was the viral trend?

Banned in schools? Syphilis.

LAUGHTER

It's absolutely having a comeback.

LAUGHTER

Well, let's take a look.

It's very exciting. "Six seven."

Six seven. Six seven! Yeah.

Six seven, everybody do it.

Six seven. Are you doing page six seven?

We're not over that yet. We're not over that.

See you later.

Thanks, Prime Minister, for...

..that lovely six seven.

You know, children get into trouble for saying that in school?

Oh, do they?

SHE LAUGHS

He punched that teacher in the shoulder.

Did you see it?

Short arm, wallop.

LAUGHTER

OK, time now for a special bonus round.

This is the part of the show where I introduce

a special mystery guest.

All you need to do is tell me who they are

and how they made headlines this year.

However, you can only ask them yes or no questions.

Please welcome our mystery guest. Ooh!

APPLAUSE

Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Just yes or no questions. Please, have at it.

Are you involved in sport in some way professionally?

No. OK.

Have you ever eaten mashed potato with your bare hands?

Yes. Ah! Me too!

LAUGHTER

ROISIN: Where did you get your top?

It's yes or no.

It's that top online?

Yes.

Are you known? Is it part of your glamorous fashion look?

No. No? Sorry, are you trying to buy her top?

LAUGHTER

Does what you do

involve being physical, like dancing or moving in some way?

No.

Does what you do involve using your voice in some way?

Yes.

LOU GASPS Ooh, ooh, I know it. I know it!

You do know it.

Are you the voice of a...

Woah, woah, woah! SHOUTING: Jet2 Holidays!

KATHERINE SHOUTING: I love Jet2 Holidays!

I can't believe it!

Wow. Well, Lou, thanks so much for being here.

Why don't you write down your answers...

LAUGHTER

..and I guess we'll see.

Wow, I can't wait for the reveal on this one.

I'm so sorry.

I do... No! Bah-bah!

I am such a fan, if we are right,

that I even know this young lady's name.

How about that?

Can I get a bonus point if I guess her name right?

Yes, you can. First name, last name? Just the first name.

Well, first name Jet.

LAUGHTER

So, what have you written, Roisin, Katherine?

I am such a fan. I can't believe this,

of this Jet2 Holidays trend.

And I think that this actress who voices the advert is called Zoe.

OK, well. Let's see. Jonathan. Nick, what did you write?

We're very big fans of the person who does the Jet2 Holiday voice also.

And we think the name... Is Zoe. ..is Zoe.

Oh, you thought that did you, Jonathan?

And I also love that top.

Jonathan, if you start trying to outbid me for the top.

I mean, I think we know who's gonna fucking win.

LAUGHTER

God damn it!

Richard, Lou, what have you written?

Jet2 Holidays. Oh, did you think it was Jet2 holidays, did you, Lou?

Mystery guest, can you reveal

who you are and how you made the news?

My name is Zoe Lister, and I'm the voice of Jet2 holidays.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Very nice to have you here. Thank you.

Let's treat ourselves to a look

of how people have used your viral voiceover.

# Darling, hold my hand...# Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday.

And right now you can save £50 per person.

That's £200 off for a family of four.

We've got millions of free child place

holidays available with 22kg of baggage included.

Book now with Jet2 Holidays.

Package holidays you can trust.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

So good, so good.

OK, let's see what that's done to the scores.

OK, so Roisin and Katherine, five points.

Joint lead, Jonathan, Nick having nine.

Richard and Lou have nine. Come on. OK.

APPLAUSE

Now, that's it for part two. Zoe, would you give us a treat?

Will you throw to the break for us in your full Jet2 Holiday voice?

Yes. OK, here we go.

Nothing beats the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.

Unless you're judging

on viewing figures or critical response.

In which case a lot of things beat the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.

But right now you can enjoy all your favourite comedians.

There's Elder Incel.

Surprisingly not gay.

LAUGHTER

Crazy cat lady.

Joan Rivers, I think.

A walking red flag.

And a Lego estate agent.

And grandad goes free.

HE MOUTHS

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Disrespectful. That's disrespectful.

So why not enjoy Big Fat Quiz Of The Year after the break?

Welcome back to the Big Fat. Quiz Of The Year.

The show, which flies the flag for 2025,

then watches as someone pulls down that flag

and then someone else puts it back up again.

Our next round is all about music.

Kylie Jenner released her first single

in October and was criticised for using Auto-Tune.

Of course, she used Auto-Tune on her voice.

She's used Auto-Tune on her whole face.

I doubt she thought

changing her voice was that big a deal.

Her dad is Caitlyn Jenner.

Cardi B had beef with Nicki Minaj.

I think Cardi B is just jealous because Nicki's got

a recording studio in her house, so now she can twerk from home.

Oh, very nice.

APPLAUSE Yeah.

Nicely done, nicely done.

Correct response to an excellent joke. OK.

Time for some music questions.

In August, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got engaged.

But can you fill in the blanks of their Instagram caption

announcing the happy news?

"Your blank blank and your blank blank are getting married."

You know this one as well?

It's one point for both blanks.

Oh, my god, Nick you're good!

Anal is one N.

LAUGHTER

Next up, it's over to pop star Jade Thirwall.

Hi, Jimmy. I released my debut solo album,

That's Showbiz Baby, this year.

Another iconic album of the year

that I love was Lily Allen's West End Girl.

In the album, she called her ex's bachelor pad his "pussy palace."

But can your team's name three things she allegedly found there?

Ooh! OK. So Jade wants to know what three things

Lily Allen sings about finding in her ex husband

David Harbour's bachelor pad.

A snooker table.

It's a point per item for this one.

So three points up for grabs.

OK. Next question.

Calvin Harris and Vick Hope welcomed their first child in July.

Congratulations to them.

But can you tell me what was unusual about one of

the photos Calvin posted on Instagram

to mark their son's arrival?

Did they have a baby? They did have a baby, yes.

How nice. Calvin and Vick Hope.

I'm guessing you don't know the answer to this.

I know the answer to it. Oh, Nick knows the answer. OK.

Oh, my God, did they? Yep. Why?

Ahead of the Oasis tour,

Edinburgh City Council meeting notes were leaked.

They described Oasis fans as

rowdy, intoxicated, middle aged men.

In response, how did Liam Gallagher describe

Edinburgh City Council officials

on their opening night in Edinburgh?

So how did Liam Gallagher describe

Edinburgh City Council officials?

Oh, I know all about the new bands.

ROISIN LAUGHS

Oh.

Chappell Roan.

I've heard about the club for ponies.

And then there's, uh...

..Sabrina, a young lady.

This is really...

This is really a glimpse into the care home, isn't it? This is...

LAUGHTER

OK, first up, I asked you to fill in the blanks

for the Instagram caption announcing

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement.

Richard and Lou, you probably got this, didn't you?

I put adhesive beard...

..and narcoleptic billionaire.

Lou.

English teacher and PE teacher.

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?

Well, we put "English teacher, gym teacher."

Katherine, Roisin. We thought it was

perhaps your favourite 1.6 billionaire

and your favourite 100 millionaire. Wow.

Because it's tricky to choose your favourite ones of those.

But we think that's what it is.

You're my favourite 100 millionaire, by the way.

Thank you. And my favourite 1.6 billionaire,

depending on who's asking.

LAUGHTER

If it's HMRC, it's the lower figure.

APPLAUSE

I think we got it wrong. I put, "favourite teacher, favourite coach"

and I can't believe I got that wrong.

The right answer is "your English teacher

"and your gym teacher are getting married."

Points, points, no points. OK.

Jade wanted to know what three things

Lily Allen allegedly found

in her ex-husband's bachelor pad in her song Pussy Palace.

What did you put?

A book. My book.

LAUGHTER

A pipe bomb.

Cheerios.

Intimate items.

Gas cooker.

And weirdly, a map of Coventry.

What did she name in the song? It's in the song.

So, Jonathan, Nick, what have you got?

We went with... A variety of things. Would you like to start?

Well... Are you sure? Yeah, go ahead.

Butt plug. Butt plug.

Um... Yeah, it's out now.

Yeah. Towels... Well, I'd hope so.

LAUGHTER

We thought general sex toys, a variety of sex toys.

Different kind of sex toys. Different implements of all sorts.

General sex toys should get no points.

No, she name checks sex toys.

Yes. So sex toys.

Lube... Lube Sanders. Lube Sanders. ..and a picture of Jimmy.

We thought a picture of Jimmy.

OK. Sex toys, butt plug, lube,

three points.

Was this in, like, a go-bag?

Cos I used to have a go-bag. Whoa!

What, when you were in Breaking Bad? No, I had two go-bags.

In case there's a disaster, you have a go-bag.

And I watch a lot of zombie films,

and I thought I would get a zombie go-bag ready

in case there's a zombie apocalypse.

What was in there? What was in...?

I had a fold-up axe. Two tents, water purification tablets.

I had a knife that can start fire. And I had a book.

And guess what? I lost my go-bag.

Oh, bad enough having a zombie apocalypse,

but now you've lost your bag. Oh! LAUGHTER

And so in this apocalypse, is your assistant coming with you?

No. How dare you? Is that me? Yeah.

Nick's got your go-bag. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

And he puts some extra dentures in there.

And a banana. I like them. That's nice,

because you can have them even when you've lost your teeth, can't you?

What did you put for this, Katherine, Roisin?

A scratching post.

In every pussy palace.

A large guinea pig.

Yummy!

What else? Butt plug. Butt plug, we got that. Butt plug, yeah.

And lube. Lube.

Lube Sanders was in the corner.

Lube, butt plug. Anything else?

What else do you want?

Well, I... We ain't got all night!

I would have accepted any of these.

It's Duane Reade bag, sex toys, butt plugs,

lube, Trojan condoms,

shoebox full of handwritten letters or long black hair.

Oh. Long black hair.

So they don't have a gas cooker in this house? Yeah.

LAUGHTER

Or, frankly, Cheerios.

So, Roisin, Katherine, two points.

Jonathan, Nick, three points.

Richard, Lou, no points on that.

I asked you what was unusual about the photo

Calvin Harris posted on Instagram to mark the birth of his son?

What did you all write?

Placenta.

And GPS coordinates.

And pictures of various similar but unconnected babies.

OK, Nick, Jonathan.

I didn't know, but Nick claims...

Yeah, I think they held up the placenta in it, I think.

Roisin, Katherine, what have you got?

They were gonna eat the placenta.

OK. It was a photo of his wife, Vick Hope's placenta

with the cord placed into the shape of a heart. Trigger warning.

Here's the photo. You might want to look away now

if you're currently sat at home eating a placenta.

AUDIENCE GROANS Oh!

That's a nice one! ROISIN: I like it.

That looks like Vecna from Stranger Things.

LAUGHTER

They did make the placenta into tablets,

so points, points, points.

LOU: Points, points and some dinner.

LAUGHTER

I asked you how Liam Gallagher

described Edinburgh City Council. What did you think?

He said their friends were posh, ugly tossers.

Yeah, he said "you're tossers with posh ugly mates."

That's it.

Jonathan, Nick, what did you put?

It's something like a bunch of slags.

And then he likes to finish

a sentence by saying, "as you were."

Richard, Lou.

I thought this was lovely.

Yeah, I think he just said, "Look, it takes one to know one."

And that those comments are hurtful.

Well, I can tell you he called them...

God love him, Liam Gallagher.

"Fucking slags" and "a bunch of snakes."

And we will also accept

"posh ugly mates" because he sort of said that too.

Yeah. Thank you!

OK. Can you do a Manchester accent?

You can. Manchester. You can do it. You start it.

Woah, me?Someone... LAUGHTER

IN MANC ACCENT: What's your Manchester like? Oh, that's good.

My only accent is slag.

When I try to do British...

IN ENGLISH ACCENT: Like, it comes out like this.

Like, I'm beautiful, gorgeous, like a model.

Love it.

It's so good. It's so good. That's really good.

But that's the only one that comes out.

So, slag.

I'm glad you said it. OK.

So at the end of that round,

the scores are Roisin and Katherine have nine points.

Jonathan and Nick have 15.

Richard and Lou have 11. Wow.

APPLAUSE

Time for a quick break.

Just like a prison guard, I'm releasing you,

but you do have to promise to come back.

See you in five.

Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2025.

If you're just joining us, so far the quiz has been big,

fat and about the year.

There, that's you all caught up.

This next round is all about sport.

Luke Littler became the youngest

world champion in darts history. It just goes to show,

even if you're just a teenager, if you work hard,

follow your dreams and focus,

you too can look 40.

LAUGHTER

Wow!

The Red Roses won the Women's Rugby World Cup,

roared on by their wags - wives and girlfriends.

Although it's women playing so it should be...

Oh, no, wags still works.

Women's rugby is exactly the same as men's,

although these days they don't have hookers,

they call them empowered sex workers.

SNAPS HIS FINGERS Go, girl.

All right, time for some sports questions.

First up, and it's over to Lioness Ella Toone.

Yay. Yeah!

Hi, Jimmy. The Lionesses had an amazing

summer with our win at the Euros this year,

and the support from the fans in Switzerland was amazing.

They even came up with a new chant for our manager Sarina Wiegman,

which was a twist on a classic tune.

Do you remember what they were singing?

So what did the fans sing to Sarina Wiegman?

What I liked about that video was at the beginning.

She started it like you were a job at the end of a very long day.

It was like, "Hi, Jimmy, which song?"

And then halfway through, she definitely got told to smile.

LAUGHTER

Is she a footballer?

Yes. OK.

And we have to do the lyrics to the song?

To a football song?

In Switzerland?

# Ole, ole-ole-ole, ole. #

Ever heard it? LAUGHTER

Jimmy, can we have a clue? Is it like a play on Sarina?

What's going on? No, you can't have a clue!

It's a... We've already got the answer.

You can't give them clues, Jimmy. You haven't got the answer,

Nick's got the answer... LAUGHTER

..and he's got your go-bag.

That is just... That's just a technicality.

You can't even fight zombies anymore.

You're nothing.

In August, a tennis fan was forced to make a public apology

after his actions at the US open went viral.

He was dubbed the most hated man on the internet.

What did he do? Oh, I know this, actually.

Write it down and then we're halfway there.

I'm going to wait and do a Lou in a minute and just scream it out.

In October, London hosted the Grand Sumo Tournament.

The winner took home a trophy

and two other larger-than-life prizes.

Can you remember what they were?

Um.

Oh. What were they?

Oh, Roisin's just having a snack, that's nice.

I won't be snack shamed at Christmas.

You won't be snack shamed at Christmas?

No. Well, we'll see.

Jimmy, what was the question?

LAUGHTER

Did you eat a bit of skin there?

We'll find out.

Honestly, Jimmy... Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

what was the question?

LAUGHTER

I do regret that, yeah.

Hang on. Sorry.

I do need the question one more time.

OK. We did the...

ROISIN: Do the accent, for the love of God!

Jimmy, do your Manchester accent.

JONATHAN: Jimmy, please do it for Christmas.

For the kids, for Christmas. Christmas!

The kids are watching, they want to hear... It's Christmaaas!

LAUGHTER

It's Christmaaas!

Christmaaas. Come on!

LAUGHTER

Jimmy. Jimmy, I haven't said much,

but please do your Manchester accent. Yes.

KATHERINE: Oh, you're such a good boy.

APPLAUSE

IN MANC ACCENT: All right, our kid.

Oh, that's great! Quite good.

That's good. That's it, that's all I do.

In October, London hosted the grand sumo tournament.

The winner took home a trophy

and two other larger-than-life prizes.

Can you remember what they were?

Afterlife.

They took home... Larger than life.

OK. Time for a "say what you see."

All I want to know is

what sports story these images represent.

Do not say it out loud!

Lou Sanders, I'm talking to you.

OK. So say what you see.

Just say what you see. Do not say it out loud what you see,

just say what you see and write it down. OK. OK.

Ted. Moon, Ted.

Ham, full moon, Ted.

OK. Time for some answers.

First up, Lioness Ella Toone asked you

what new chant fans sung to the manager,

Sarina Wiegman, during the European Women's Championship this year?

What did you write?

Roisin, Katherine, you're a big football fans. What do you think they...?

# Sarina, Sarina

# She reminds me of a West Side Story. #

You know that song? Wah-wah! Was it that?

Do I know that song?

I don't know what you just did, but I think music just got worse.

OK. No. Jonathan, Nick?

SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA Sarina.

Sarina.

SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA Sarina.

# Ba-da-da-DA! Ba-da-da-DA!

It's good. # Ba-da-da-DA! #

He's choking! Choking...

LAUGHTER Sarina!

Tequila. Tequila. I mean, that's a double act right there.

APPLAUSE

That's the right answer.

We go now to Richard and Lou for their answer.

# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman, we love you. #

Oh, yeah. # Boop, boop, boop, we love you! #

# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman. #

I thought "you" rhymed with "boop".

LAUGHTER

OK.

Well, it was Tequila. Thank you.

Correct.

KATHERINE: I love women's football because it reflects real life,

that women are much better, but paid less.

Yeah.

LAUGHTER

OK. It was Tequila by The Champs,

but they replaced the word tequila with Sarina.

Let's take a look.

CHANTING

BRASS BAND PLAYS

ALL: Sarina! Aw!

APPLAUSE

I asked you why a tennis fan was forced to

make a public apology

after his actions at the US Open went viral.

What did you all put?

He snatched a ball from a child. Not a ball.

A... What have you got? Cap. Snatched a cap?

Jonathan? We put snatched the cap from a child's hand and then,

brackets, Jimmy, meaning sort of thing you would do.

Oh! It's exactly the kind of thing I would do.

Let's take a look.

This is how I would have done it, too. I bet it's horrible.

AUDIENCE GROANS

He said he was convinced the tennis player had been passing him the hat.

Oh! Good luck with that.

No-one's buying that.

Points, points, no points. OK. Um, I asked you what

two things, aside from a trophy, the winners of the

Grand Sumo Tournament in London took home with them.

What did you think? I think, bizarrely,

they gave them a giant Hello Kitty and a giant soy sauce bottle,

like an inflatable soy sauce bottle or something.

This could again be a fever dream that you've had.

You don't know. But the reason why I'm questioning it...

They're such odd things

to give people who are going back to Japan,

because there's a shitload of both in Japan.

Richard, Lou, what did you get?

We wrote, "Sumo, sumo, sumo, subo."

Which is our new single.

OK. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?

Yeah. I think you wouldn't give them something

that they had in abundance. You would give them

something British, like a giant placenta and biscuits.

Placenta and biscuits

sounds like the worst Southern breakfast.

OK, well, Jonathan, you've absolutely nailed it 100%.

This is what they gave them. Yes! What?!

Giant soy sauce and a Hello Kitty. Yes.

Why, we don't know.

APPLAUSE

I asked you to say what you saw.

Roisin and Katherine, interested in your answer.

Let's go to yours. What did you see?

Dave ham moon Ted...

JIMMY CHUCKLES

..at Windsor Castle.

Ham moon Ted is very close. Richard, Lou,

did you get this? David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle.

David Beck-ham night-Ted at Wind-saw Castle.

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this? Yes.

We did. Look, right there. David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle.

I like that you call Michelangelo's David Dave. Dave.

When you've got your dick out, you're on a nickname basis.

David with his clothes on. Dave with the todge out.

It was, "David Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle."

OK. Points, points, no points.

Time now for a special guest.

Now, please welcome rugby legend and Faithful Joe Marler.

JONATHAN: Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hey! How are you? Good to see you. Come on in.

This is fun. Thanks for having me. You were on The Traitors this year.

Yeah. OK. Now, have you forgiven Nick?

Who's Nick?

He's my little hundy P.

I just wasn't his, apparently.

Cheers, mate.

Who else do you think would be a good Traitor?

Well, I think Richard would make a really, really good Traitor.

Yeah, he would confuse the fuck out of everything.

Thank you. I don't even know what I think.

Now, Joe, you've got a question for us.

What's the question? I do. Are you ready?

Yeah. Yeah. We're ready. Kim Kardashian launched a new

must-have item back in October.

It sold out instantly,

but had people online asking, "Why pay for that..."

And...

What was it? Ah, yes. Yes, yes. Did you know this?

I've got one.

If you want, you could go and slap Nick.

No-one would mind.

I really like him, though.

He's hard to dislike, isn't he?

He's really hard to dislike.

Look at that little face. He's hard to dislike,

but it's worth it.

I tell you, you don't want to be stared at by Joe Marler.

I mean, well, maybe in a loving way.

But you love me as well, Joe, don't you?

Yeah.

All right. Have you all got answers? Yes.

Yes. OK. Richard, Lou, what did you write?

New breed of dog.

New breed of dog? Also, "pubey briefs."

Oh! Pubey briefs. And...

And then you've written... Phone chargers.

We're hedging our bets. You are hedging your bets.

OK. Jonathan, Nick, what have you got?

It was a thong with pubic hair on it.

Like a merkin. Then I did a drawing, but it went slightly wrong

because I did the extra line in the middle, which looks unfortunate.

A little bit. Yeah. OK. Roisin, Katherine?

Merkin thong. Merkin thong.

That sounds like a country and western singer, doesn't it?

Merkin thong. Yeah. What sort of song would he sing?

# I've got no hairs down below

# And a long way to go

# Till I get home to my sweet pubic mama... #

Why did you ask? That's really good. It was good.

That was really good. APPLAUSE

Joe, can you reveal the answer?

It was the Skims Ultimate Bush thong.

I've got one over here. Hang on. I've got...

Is that an actual one? This is a genuine Skims thong.

No, it's not! Yes, it is.

This is... I mean, it's genuine... It's a genuine Skims...

I like it. That's it. Now, Joe has very kindly agreed to model.

I had my own specially made. Wow.

Wow. AUDIENCE WHOOPS

APPLAUSE

Jonathan, are you OK?

I needed to put my reading glasses on.

It does feel like that matches that almost perfectly.

Are we done?

APPLAUSE

OK, let's have a look and see what that's done to the scores.

I can tell you that Roisin and Katherine have got ten points.

Richard and Lou have 14. Jonathan and Nick have 20.

I think we all need to process what we've just seen.

Time for a break. See you in five. Joe Marler, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2025,

the toughest quiz on Channel 4 right now.

This round is all about film and TV.

The year's biggest TV show featured fakery,

deceit, manipulation and lies. No, not The Traitors.

I'm talking BBC News.

Stranger Things was back for a final season.

It's set in a town in the '80s where everything seems normal,

but evil lurks just beneath the surface.

It's basically like Top Of The Pops.

Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly

announced they were leaving Strictly.

Claudia plans to present her own chat show,

whilst Tess plans to watch it.

Oh!

OK. Ready for some more questions? Yes.

OK, here we go. First up,

it's over to Strictly star Ellie Goldstein.

Hi, Jimmy. I love taking part in Strictly Come Dancing,

and it seems tennis star Novak Djokovic

has also loved learning a few steps this year, too.

After he won his

quarterfinal match at the US Open this year,

he celebrated with a viral

dance craze inspired by a movie.

What was it?

OK, so Ellie wants to know what viral dance craze inspired by

a movie did Novak Djokovic do at the US Open this year?

Nick's a machine. Got it. The question wasn't even over,

he'd written the answer down.

He's a machine. And guess what? I know it, too.

Oh! Playing a bit of catch-up, are we?

You're welcome in the

recreation room, but some of the songs are a bit salty.

Is he really a doctor,

because he took my temperature with his finger?

Wicked?

OK. Next one. A clip featuring a man

called Montoya from a Spanish TV show went viral back

in February and was viewed more than 320 million times on X alone.

The clip was described as the greatest TV scene in history.

What was going on?

Reality TV in Spain?

SPANISH ACCENT: Oh, yes, senor!

Are you doing fake Spanish?

I'm doing enough to get by.

Give me some more Spanish.

SPEAKS GIBBERISH

I like the lisp. It's very authentic.

Thank you. SPANISH ACCENT: Joff-ay. Do you know

why they have a lisp? Why?

In "Barfelona" they have lisp...

LAUGHTER

It sounds like Roisin is low-level possessed.

Not low level. Full level.

Do your Spanish again.

SPEAKS GIBBERISH

It's very good. Richard said it was very good.

It's very good. And they have a lisp because there was a king with a lisp

and they didn't want him to feel bad.

So all the villagers started talking like the king with the lisp.

That's not true. I think it is. It isn't true.

That's good enough for the History Channel.

We think maybe? That's the best bit of information on the show.

I think it is true. No, that's not true. Yeah.

LAUGHTER #S

How do you know? How do you know, Nick?!

I just know that's not true.

Again, I will reiterate - I thought this was a real quiz.

OK, next up, I'm going to play you

audio of a much-talked-about piece of TV.

All I want to know is what TV show it came from

and who made the noise. Oh.

You should get it.

STRANGE SHRIEKING #S

OK, so what TV show did that noise come from

and who was making the noise?

Let's hear it one more time.

STRANGE SHRIEKING #S

OK, underneath your desks, you each have a card with a line

on it from a highly critiqued yet hugely

popular TV drama that debuted this year.

All I want you to do is, one person

from each team, look into the eyes of their team-mate,

and I want you to deliver the line on the card to them,

and then write down what show you think these lines are all from.

So, Katherine, you're going to say the line to Roisin, OK? You ready?

Yeah. Your best TV drama voice.

OK.

Do you ever think how much happier we'd all be

if your mother swallowed?

GASPS AND LAUGHTER #S

Very good. OK, Nick, I'd like you to say the line to Jonathan.

Look in his eyes, say the line.

From cocktails to cock rings, all in one 24-hour period -

God, I love my job.

LAUGHTER #S

I know the show. I don't know the name of it.

Well, you're not going to do well on this, then?

Uh, Lou.

OK. WELSH ACCENT: Somebody has...

LAUGHTER #S

Somebody... I'll read it.

No, it's fine.

Somebody has a revenge vagina.

What would a revenge vagina do?

It'd be a lot like Hamlet, really. Yeah.

NICK CACKLES #S

Alas. Thank you, Nick. I like that.

I don't think it's about... You know, it's just how you use it.

And now a couple of other people are deciding to enjoy it as well.

The clue I can give you is the Times newspaper said

the show might be the worst TV drama ever.

About...About...? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like...

It looks like we're off the hook.

Are you ready for answers? SEVERAL: Yes.

Ellie Goldstein asked you what viral dance craze inspired

a move by Novak Djokovic at the US Open.

Richard, Lou, what have you got?

KPop Demon Hunters?

Yes. Is that what...? Yep.

LAUGHTER #S

And did you like the movie, Richard?

Oh, this is a rare moment off for me not watching it.

That thing has been on repeat on the device.

Can you do the dance? Do you remember the dance?

You probably remember the dance... Yes. ..cos you've seen the movie.

TAPS A TUNE #S

Oh, he's good.

APPLAUSE #S

Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?

KPop Demon Hunters.

And Nick even thinks he knows the name of it.

I haven't seen the film,

but the kids love it and we listen to the soundtrack a lot in the car.

I know it's just Soda Pop,

which goes... # You're my soda pop #M

# My little soda pop. # POP #S

OK. Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?

Yep. What did you write?

Risky Business. Risky Business.

Pop.

Well, let's have a look.

COMMENTATOR: A tremendous fight from the American.

COMMENTATOR LAUGHS #S

Yeah, that is the Soda Pop dance.

This is my dance. For like the last 20 years, this is me.

They stole your dance, are you saying?

Yeah. Yeah.

This is not KPop Demon Hunters.

This is...KRy Cock Hunter.

LAUGHTER #S

APPLAUSE

What? OK.

I asked you what was going on in a viral clip featuring a man

called Montoya in the Spanish TV show.

Roisin, Katherine, you'll probably nail this - what was going on?

He sucked his own dick.

LAUGHTER #S

Has anyone ever sort of offered that talent up on the X Factor?

Oh, that's...

Well, X Factor's singing.

Oh, that'll be why they haven't done that, then.

Do forgive me - Britain's Got Talent.

You mean BGT, yeah. BGT. Yeah.

AS BORIS JOHNSON: BGT. BGT. BGT.

LAUGHTER #S

APPLAUSE

Richard, Lou, what have you put?

We wrote Temptation Island,

but I have seen the clip where he runs

cos his girlfriend's having sex with someone else,

or about to have sex with someone else,

and he's running really fast.

OK, well, that's the right answer - I'm going to give you a point.

Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?

Yeah. He was watching on a big screen.

It was like Casa Amor in Love Island. Oh, yes.

The partner's off somewhere else and he sees the...

But had he just met her? Do you know?

SEVERAL: No, it's his girlfriend.

Oh, it's his girlfriend and she's having sex with a man,

and he's going... IN ACCENT: "I cannot see this. I want to die!"

Let's take a look. It's pretty magnificent. Yeah!

HE SPEAKS SPANISH #S

Por favor, Montoya. Por favor.

Por favor, Montoya!

MONTOYA BELLOWS #S

Montoya! Montoya!

Montoya...

MONTOYA CALLS #S

Montoya, por favor!

MONTOYA CALLS #S

MONTOYA BELLOWS #S

LAUGHTER Whoa. #S

I think he's thinking there's plenty more fish in the sea,

and then he tries to run into the sea.

So it was the Spanish version of Temptation Island,

and the contestant, Jose Carlos Montoya,

had a meltdown whilst watching his girlfriend

Anita cheat with another man.

OK. I played you this.

STRANGE SHRIEKING #S

OK. I wanted to know - what show and who was it?

Richard, Lou, did you get it?

News at Ten.

LAUGHTER

Instead of the gongs.

OK. And you've written also...?

Peppa Pig. Yep.

You think it might be Peppa Pig?

I mean, there's a brutal slaying in the new series.

Roisin, Katherine? We've got it.

What did you write?

Celia on Celeb Traitors doing a banshee noise down a well.

Oh!

And Jonathan, Nick, presumably.

We got it. Yes. Yeah. You were there with her.

You were outside with her in that part of the game, weren't you?

I was, yeah. It was like she was possessed.

Yeah. Should we have a look?

Let's treat ourselves. Let's have a look.

CELIA SHRIEKS STRANGELY #S

The skill of projection is very important.

It's a lot to do with breathing.

A lot to do with annunciation, I guess.

Stop it! Make it stop!

LAUGHTER #S

I think that's... It was phenomenal.

It was phenomenal.

For a bonus point, can anyone recreate that noise? Yeah.

Yeah... Roisin, please.

REASONABLE APPROXIMATION #S

That came way too easy.

Nick? Uh...

GUTTURAL APPROXIMATION #S

Bonus points to Roisin. OK. Um...

APPLAUSE

OK. You each read out a line from

a critically panned yet hugely popular series.

Did you know what it was?

Yeah, Bake Off, but the Stand up to Cancer one.

LAUGHTER #S

And who do you think said that to who?

It's a classic Mary Berry. Yeah, Mary Berry.

Classic Mary Berry. Said it to Paul Hollywood. Yeah.

Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?

Yeah, it was from All's Fair, the TV show.

We didn't write down, but we think it was Kim Kardashian.

Richard, Lou. Did you get this?

Gladiators, Gardeners' World

or the one with Kim Kardashian.

LAUGHTER #S

Gardeners' World...

..is a TV show with a revenge vagina in it?

Yeah. It's actually a bit of topiary.

LAUGHTER #S

Look at Nick.

Every now and again,

I just have to look at Nick Mohammed,

and he looks genuinely

like he's been quantum-leaped into this room.

He's like this - "What?!"

One minute he was skiing in the woods...

It was All's Fair, starring Kim Kardashian.

Got 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is more than Jimmy pays in tax.

I wish!

Points there to Jonathan and Nick.

Yes. OK. All right. APPLAUSE #S

Now...

We must be so far ahead now.

OK. Now it is time for a special bonus round.

I'm going to show you scenes from films released this year

which have all been subtly improved with my face.

I'll play the clip.

All I want you to do is tell me, what is the film?

And I want the full movie title for each one.

So here's your first one,

and then write down the answer straight afterwards.

Enjoy.

# On the silver screen #M

# He melts my foolish heart in every single scene

# Although I'm quite aware that here and there are traces

I think this belongs to you.

# About the boy

INAUDIBLE #S

# Lord knows I'm not a fool, girl... #

LAUGHTER #S

Yeah, it took me ages to get that right, but I think I nailed it.

OK, so write down the full...

..the full title.

The full title. OK. Have you all got it?

OK. Richard, Lou, what have you got?

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.

OK. Taking this very seriously now. OK. Jonathan, Nick,

what have you got?

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.

Uh, Roisin, Katherine?

Bridget Jones: Older, Wiser, a Little Bit Sadder - Best One.

Older, Wiser, a Little Bit Sadder - Best One?

Yeah. No.

Well... Or is it? ..it's subjective, isn't it, art?

That's what I said to Michelangelo after he did that Dave.

If it was up to me, it'd be bigger, but, you know,

how's he going to suck it if it's that small?

That was me as a dazzling version of Renee Zellweger,

and also showing off my sultry side

as Leo Woodall in Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.

OK, next one, enjoy.

What's wrong?

Alex?

Oh, welcome home.

How are you, sweetie?

Let me take a look at you. Oh, you know,

I haven't seen you since you were a little teeny baby.

What's wrong with my parents? Oh, nothing, sweetheart.

They're just fine.

Mom.

Hey.

How was school? You see, I told you - she's just fine.

Don't worry.

Alex.

Now don't be rude.

Why don't you sit down at the table, because I'm making dinner.

I should have asked you, but you weren't here,

so I thought mac and cheese would...

Dad!

Alex.

She's terrifying...

So what film did you think that was? Roisin, Katherine, let's go to you.

It's a zombie film.

28 Years Later.

Get your go bag, kid.

What did you think?

Weapons by Zach Cregger.

Zach Cregger's masterpiece follow-up to Barbarian.

Brilliant. No! Great film. It's a great film.

Richard, Lou. Weapons.

It was me as arguably the less disturbing

Aunt Gladys and Alex in Weapons.

And, finally, here's the last one.

I need the full title of that movie. Full title.

You look quite good there, Jimmy.

Yeah, I look all right. Yeah.

LAUGHTER #S

Roisin, Katherine, what have you got?

Mission: Impossible - Jimmy's Revenge Vagina.

Not the full title. Richard, Lou.

The Final Reckoning.

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning.

And let's go with Jonathan. I mean, you're the film expert, Jonathan.

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 2.

It was Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning.

It was The Final Reckoning. KATHERINE: Oh, no.

That's absolutely brutal.

You know, I'm not someone to avoid responsibility.

But, Nick, why did you write that?! LAUGHTER #S

Oh, I'm very sorry.

I was casually hanging from a plane,

making it look as effortless as Tom Cruise

in Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning.

So let's see what that's done to the scores.

Roisin and Katherine have 12 points.

In second place, Richard and Lou, 19.

In the lead at the moment,

Jonathan and Nick with 26.

Come on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

#S

RICHARD: This is horseshit.

Time for a break now.

Stay tuned for more poolside petting as lovebirds Chris and Samantha take

a deliciously deep dive into each other's sexy secrets.

Hang on. Wait, no, that is Love Island.

Stay tuned for more questions about Trump and your gas bill going up.

See you in five.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S

Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz of the Year,

the show with more puzzling questions than

the ones my missus asked me

when she saw that picture of Diddy, Epstein and me.

Our next round is all about people.

This year, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau went Instagram official,

proving that, even if you're just an airhead with a pretty face,

you can still hook up with Katy Perry.

In March, Scotland's former first minister

Nicola Sturgeon announced that she was leaving Parliament,

freeing her up to get back to doing

what she does best - looking like one of the Krankies.

In September, Angela Rayner resigned

as deputy prime minister after failing to pay enough tax.

There's no joke here.

I just want to say game recognise game.

OK, time for some more questions. First up,

it's over to esteemed actor Charles Dance.

He's reading an extract from a famous person's autobiography

released this year.

All I want to know is, who is the mystery author?

Over to you, Charles.

Chapter seven.

Before I went on set, Liam Neeson

very sweetly took me aside and gave me a pep talk.

IN ACCENT: "You stick to your guns

"about what you are and aren't going to do," he said.

STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS #S

It was very kind of him.

But it was also a shock to be up so close to Liam Neeson,

and all I could think was, "My God, he's attractive."

Just then I saw Claudia Schiffer walking past my trailer,

looking absolutely gorgeous and, of course, fully clothed.

Once she'd gone, the costume people came in with the underwear.

In my panic, I put my thong on the wrong way round.

Once I'd got it on the right way round,

they stuck it with tape and started cutting the sides off.

All I had was the tiniest triangle at the front

and the smallest sliver of material at the back.

Martin wore something that was like an olden days coin pouch.

Open it, put everything in and draw it tight.

STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS #S

So whose biography was that?

JONATHAN: OK. Oh, yes, I see.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk

have had a tumultuous relationship this year.

In May, they fell out over Trump's big, beautiful bill.

But back in February, they were best friends.

Can you complete Musk's X post from that time?

I love Donald Trump as much as...

..what? What did he say?

Oh. What did Elon love Trump as much as.

Nick's got it.

OK.

Bob Prevost hit the headlines this year.

He's a 70-year-old man from Chicago who landed himself a new job.

Who is he?

Bob, Bob Prevost, he's from Chicago, and he got a new job aged 70.

Why did he make the news?

Is it horse related?

It is not horse related.

KATHERINE LAUGHS #S

We're trying so hard now.

How many points do we need to...?

We have a 14-point gap?

You've got a 14-point gap...

Out answers now look like the scrawlings you find in the Arctic

when people have left notes behind.

It's just very funny, isn't it?

LAUGHTER #S

Now it's over to singer-songwriter

Cat Burns for our last question in this round.

Hi, Jimmy. I learnt a thing or two about betrayal and keeping secrets

this year. But back in July, two members of the public went viral

and were accused of betrayal after attending a concert.

Can you tell me what they were accused of?

So Cat wants to know why two members of the public

went viral and were accused of betrayal

after attending a concert in July.

Jonathan, Nick, could you write something down

for the 70-year-old man from Chicago?

We're taking this very seriously. Well, write something down.

Well, we're trying to...

He loves it when you write something down.

It all he cares about.

He's obsessed with pens and paper.

Screens, actually, Roisin...

ROISIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cos of the...

So, ready for answers? They've written something down. OK.

Yeah. All right. Charles Dance read an excerpt from an autobiography

from this year. What did you all put? Roisin, Katherine,

you've probably got this. Who do you think? We did not know.

Well, who do you think? We guessed Jane Fonda.

Richard, Lou, you've gone with...

Brooklyn Beckham. Brooklyn Beckham.

You think that's Brooklyn Beckham. OK. A really good guess.

And Jonathan, Nick, you've gone for...?

Joanna Page.

Well, let's go over to Charles Dance to see.

That was an excerpt from Lush by Joanna Page.

It was right. The star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page, yeah.

APPLAUSE Nailed it. #S

I've not read the book, but everyone Charles Dance referenced

was in Love Actually. Yeah.

ROISIN: Oh, wow.

So you could have got it by deduction.

True, true. Oh, Detective...Nick.

LAUGHTER #S

OK, next, I asked you to complete Elon Musk's X post from February.

..what?

I love at RealDonaldTrump as much as sucking my own dick.

LAUGHTER #S

That's a lot of love. OK, Jonathan, Nick?

We put "as much as a straight man can love another straight man".

OK, Roisin, Katherine. We also knew it was,

"I love RealDonaldTrump as much

"as a straight man can love another straight man."

RICHARD: We did know that.

Oh, have you written that underneath?

Yeah. We were just trying to have a bit of a laugh.

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. It's that time of night.

Yeah, fine, have a laugh. Great plan.

LAUGHTER #S

OK, so I asked you who Bob Prevost from Chicago was.

Jonathan, Nick, you probably got this.

What did you put? Nick went with...

That he just sort of founded a new airline.

Ah. No.

Ugh, very close. And I put,

is he the new voice of SpongeBob

or did he become a king?

Oh, the last one is genuinely very close.

Wow. Oh, I know what it is now!

Yeah, but it's too late, so... LAUGHTER #S

Richard, Lou?

As well as selling fun blankets,

Pope. Pope.

Yeah. Yes.

What did you put?

We put down... Tell them what you put down. We put down,

"Bob Prevost is from Chicago."

Before Robert Francis Prevost

became Pope, he was known as Bob to his friends.

So he's Bob Pope.

LAUGHTER Bob Pope, that man became the Pope. #S

Look at him there.

OK. Cat Burns wanted to know why two members of the public

went viral and were accused of betrayal

after attending a concert in July. What did you all put?

Did you all get this?

Cheating CEOs.

Coldplay concert.

OK. Jonathan and Nick?

Accused of having an affair after they were

witnessed canoodling at a Coldplay gig.

Yeah. Go, Richard, Lou.

For liking Coldplay.

I actually do like Coldplay, but I support him with that joke. Yeah.

LAUGHTER #S

Let's take a look.

Yeah. Oh, look at these two.

All right, come on. You're OK.

Oh, what? CHRIS MARTIN CHUCKLES #S

Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy.

Wowzers! Oh!

So, what have you got as the answer? What have you actually written?

We put kiss cam. Coldplay kiss cam. Kiss cam. Kiss cam.

Well, when you've got a kiss cam, you've got to be responsible.

You've got to know people are legit couples if you use a kiss cam.

Look, I've got one here. I'll use it.

Look. Oh, God. Kiss cam.

Kiss cam the couple.

Good ahead. I do it properly.

Aw, little kiss cam.

There you go, look, there's a kiss cam.

Look at that.

Aw, little kiss cam.

It's all right. Nice.

Bobby!

Katherine, I'm not mistaken - that was your husband, yeah?

I knew this day would come.

All right, points all round there.

Let's see what that's done to the scores.

I can tell you that, uh,

Roisin and Katherine have 14,

not that far behind Richard and Lou,

who have 22.

In the lead, Jonathan and Nick, 29 points. KATHERINE: Wow. Come on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

That is it for this part, I'm off to accidentally kiss my co-worker

and ruin my career.

Richard, brace yourself.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S

Welcome back to the final part of The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025,

the show that lasts almost as long as the year it's about.

This round is all about water cooler moments.

Marks and Spencer's brought out a strawberries and cream sandwich,

and that was just for starters.

Or main course or pudding - I can't work it out.

It's like steak and kidney trifle or banana lasagne.

With hindsight, of course, M&S should have invested more

in developing an internet security sandwich.

People debated online about who would win

in a fight between 100 men or a gorilla.

I'm with the gorilla. I reckon I could beat off 100 men.

If Katherine Ryan could do it, I could do it.

It's how she keeps her skin looking so young.

LAUGHTER #S

OK, time for our final set of questions.

All right, first off, take a look at this excited lot

and tell me what must-have item of the year

are they all enthusiastically talking about?

It's scary when you have to stop selling a product because

cos everyone's getting angry about it, yeah.

I hated them at first,

but then they grew on me and they're really cute.

They've got little ears

and they've got these little devilish smiles.

They're like them ugly fuglies but they're actually wearable.

It's like a Kinder Surprise.

What's inside? Or a Happy Meal.

You're like, "Oh, my gosh, what could I get?"

People have been fighting in the queues. Get a life! Get a life!

Don't fight over monster teddies.

Yeah, do something else with your life.

What are those northerners going on about?

LAUGHTER #S

OK, what are they...what are they talking about?

I've got one. I've got two. OK. You've got two?

Well, yeah, they're for the kids, but, yeah. But I've got one for me.

Oh. LAUGHTER #S

What do these three people all have in common this year?

Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus, a zombie from 28 Years Later

and Travis Kelce. Something happened

to all of them this year.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

God, you're a font of knowledge.

Absolutely nailed it. Yeah.

Over to star of The Big Bang Theory Kunal Nayyar

for our next question.

Hi, Jimmy. My new film, Christmas Karma,

is a modern day adaptation of

A Christmas Carol that sees my character,

Mr Sood, go on a magical journey to discover the meaning of Christmas.

Right? Someone else who completed

a big journey this year was Rory McIlroy,

when he won the Masters and finally achieved his career Grand Slam.

But can your teams tell me what surprising TV show

he said he watched in preparation

for the final round of the tournament?

Oh, I know this.

Well, write it down.

LAUGHTER #S

OK, so what surprising TV show did golfing legend

Rory McIlroy

say watched whilst preparing for the final round of the Masters?

All right, final question in this round.

In the summer, a British clubber dubbed

the Ibiza Final Boss went viral after a clip of him partying

in Ibiza was viewed more than 18 million times.

His unique appearance drew a lot of attention,

but can you draw three

of his distinguishing features from memory?

Under your desks, you will find a large canvas with a face on it.

Please draw what you remember.

A point per feature,

three distinguishing features of the Ibiza Final Boss.

OK. That's it.

You see? This is perfect.

Oh, there's a lot of colouring-in going on over there.

LAUGHTER #S

Oh, it's actually brilliant.

Yeah, we're just colouring... Is it?

Not since Mickey Angelo's Dave has something looked so good.

Ayoade's suddenly got very artistic.

He's always been artistic.

LAUGHTER #S

This is not the time for a diagnosis.

OK. Are you ready for answers? Yeah, we are ready. We're ready. Yeah.

So I asked you what must-have item of the year

people were animatedly discussing. What did you all put?

ALL, VARIOUSLY: Labubus.

A Labubu.

It was, of course, Labubus.

They're like little Teletubbies.

Yeah, but you got to watch out for the fake ones - the Fabubus.

Or Lafufus. Are they Lafufus or Fabubus?

Lafufus.

Why aren't Teletubbies suing them into the high heavens?

Because they've got little funny teeth.

Oh, they got little teeth, have they? Oh, fair enough.

LAUGHTER #S

Points all round. Next, I asked you

what these three people had in common.

Roisin, Katherine, did you get this?

We, of course, knew. What was the answer.

I waited for a question to be in my exact wheelhouse.

All three have had

big penis trouble.

Um, am I right, ladies? This White Lotus actor, Jason Isaacs,

um, he had a prosthetic penis, we think.

And then loads of people chatted about it

and then he's like, don't talk about my huge penis being real or not.

And then the zombie had a big dick.

And then Travis Kelce probably has a big dick.

And then Taylor Swift released music about it.

A song. Redwood.

It was just called Wood.

Just called Wood, apparently. But Redwood is one of the lyrics.

We go to our Taylor Swift expert.

No, I...

I asked Nick because he went straight

for the big penis angle of this question.

And then I said, "Who is this gentleman here?"

And he said, "He's Travis Kelce.

"He's soon to be married to Taylor Swift."

And I said, "How do you know this about his penis?"

And he said because Taylor's written a song called Wood.

Richard, did you get this? You got this,right?

Prenups. ROISIN: Prenups?

They all have prenups.

You think the zombie in 28 Years Later had a prenup?

That's the first thing I'd get from the zombie.

Any other answers? There seemed to be a lot of stuff written down.

Bowel irregularity.

We don't... Look at the way he's holding that pillow.

Yeah. Classic.

And what was the other? They're all Virgos.

They're all Virgos. And you think that's what they had in common?

JONATHAN: I mean, it could be.

A zombie prenup is always a good idea,

but they rarely get divorced because, unlike many wealthy men,

zombies choose women for their bra-a-a-ains.

MIXED REACTION #S

Shut up! Come on!

APPLAUSE #S

Nice.

I can tell you they all went viral

because people were discussing their penises.

OK. OK? Jason Isaacs in White Lotus,

the alpha zombie in 28 Years Later

and Taylor Swift featured a song on her album called Wood,

which many fans believe is about Travis Kelsey's manhood.

And Jonathan said a funny thing that you missed.

Go on. No, it wasn't that fucking funny.

LAUGHTER #S

Go on! I thought it was quite funny.

I was saying - you were mentioning prenups, and I said,

"I've got a prenup allergy."

Right? That's not that funny.

It's really not that funny. APPLAUSE #S

Jonathan Ross, everyone.

Don't worry about standing, Jonathan.

I know you get dizzy.

I think there's too much pressure for men to have a big dick.

Yeah, and I think some of the best times

I've ever had was with a micro penis.

Isn't that right, Jimmy?

LAUGHTER #S

But Lou is infamously quite shallow.

Here we go!

Next, Kunal Nayyar asked you what TV show

Rory McIlroy said he watched

in preparation for his final round of the Masters.

What did he watch? Mormon Wives. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

No.

You don't know for sure he didn't watch it as well.

OK. Jonathan, Nick?

Is it Bake Off? Bake Off?

It was not bake off. No. Richard, Lou?

Celebrity Catchphrase.

LAUGHTER #S

You said that so confidently. Like, yeah.

I can tell you, it was Bridgerton.

Oh! Wow.

I can see it as kind of a raunchy thing.

It's about getting things into holes, isn't it, sort of?

LAUGHTER #S

Finally in this round, I asked you

to draw three distinguishing features of the Ibiza Final Boss.

Let's see your drawings.

Here we go. That's good. Oh, that is pretty good.

APPLAUSE #S

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH #S

You've definitely got the chain around the neck.

You've got the glasses. I don't know whether...

Have you nailed the bowl cut? It's more of a quiff.

Jonathan, is this your first time in court?

Well, no, because...

I'm standing cos I figure you're going to clap again

and I don't want to have to get down and up.

Yeah, yeah.

OK, Richard, Lou, let's see yours.

Wow! Oh, that is. Wow.

It's very good. APPLAUSE #S

Katherine and Roisin, I saw a lot of colouring going on.

What did you get?

Yeah. Pretty good.

APPLAUSE #S

Three points for everyone. I would have accepted

bowl cut, glasses, chain round neck, very white teeth,

a very neat beard.

OK, let's have a look at him.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS #S

Wow. OK.

Oh, yeah, he's a hot-tay.

So it all comes down to this. The Big Fat Question.

And to ask it, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.

Something wicked this way comes. Defying sanity.

It's Elphaba and Glinda. Yay!

Oh, my God!

Sorry, we're doing manual labour. Give me a second.

Thank you. LAUGHTER #S

Oh, my God!

Hello. Oh, my cape is under the bubble.

I guess I'm here now.

She's melting. She's melting.

Have you just run over yourself with a bubble?

I have, Jimmy, yes, I have. Well, that seems fine. OK.

Give it up for Drag Race stars Tia Kofi and Kitty Scott-Claus.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S

Now you've got our final question for us.

I do indeed. Now, Wicked: For Good

wasn't the biggest film of the year... Because it was miscast.

You two should have been in it.

Yes, exactly. So we want to know,

what was the highest-grossing movie in the UK?

What?

WARBLES: And what was the most-googled TV show in the UK?

Why do you sound weird?

I feel like I'm in a fish tank.

Tia Kofi? Yes.

The top music artist in the UK, according to Spotify.

Have we just put 50p in the meter, have we?

LAUGHTER #S

Magic.

WARBLES: It's magic.

Sorry, Joe, I didn't even see you there at the other side.

Are you the Wizard? Cos that's a shit costume.

You've got a shit costume.

Are you one of the flying monkeys?

You're a...flying monkey.

Joe actually leases this bubble.

It's his side hustle.

WARBLES: Drag name - Lisa Bubble.

LAUGHTER #S

OK. Oh, no, no... That's the highest-grossing movie in the UK,

the most-googled TV show in the UK

and the top music artist in the UK, according to Spotify.

OK, teams, what have you got? What three answers? Roisin, Katherine,

what do you got? Highest-grossing movie?

We think... BOTH: Mission: Impossible.

Definitely not. OK. We think people

were googling Traitors the most as a television show. Celeb.

OK. And then we think the highest-streamed

on Spotify artist is...

Oasis.

Oh, get real.Well, that's... LAUGHTER #S

ROISIN: 2025! It's five points per correct answer,

and you have got fuck all there.

LAUGHTER #S

Jonathan, Nick, what have you gone for?

OK, we went for the movie Minecraft.

Five points. Huh?

We went for the TV show Adolescence.

OK, now, Richard, Lou, you've gone with...?

Same, same.

And you've gone with...? Yeah. BOTH: Adolescence.

OK. Spotify artist?

BOTH: Taylor Swift.

And you've gone with...? Sabrina Carpenter.

I can tell you...

..the biggest movie was A Minecraft Movie.

I can tell you the most-googled TV show was Adolescence in the UK.

I can tell you the top music artist,

according to Spotify, was Taylor Swift.

Yes!

WARBLES: Yay!

APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER #S

Well, that is your lot.

Let's check in on the final scores. I can tell you that,

Roisin and Katherine might as well have not turned up - 19 points.

Richard and Lou have 36. They're runners-up.

The winners this evening,

Jonathan Ross and Nick Mohammed with 49 points.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S

Your trophy.

KATHERINE: Oh, yeah! Thank you.

Woo! Look!

Tia and Kitty, thank you very much indeed. That's it.

A big thank you to our brilliant panel, special guests

and thank you for watching. I'm Jimmy Carr.

This has been The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025.

Goodnight!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE #S