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- Alright, I'll do it.
- Do what?
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I'm hosting a b-bachelor
auction for charity
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and I asked B-B-Bugs
to be in it.
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What am I, invisible?
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I'm the most eligible
bachelor here.
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What's the charity?
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[stutters]
The literacy.
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That's my favorite charity!
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There's too much
literacy in the world!
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We need to fight
against literacy!
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Uh, Daffy, the-the fight
is for literacy.
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What? Who's for literacy?
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Our highways and byways
are covered in litter.
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I, for one, think
it should be a crime.
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Littering is a crime.
You went to jail for it.
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Literacy is the ability
to read and write.
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Oh! Then count me in.
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O-N, in.
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[slurping]
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Aah!
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[theme music]
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(female #1)
'Two hundred dollars!'
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S-sold for $200!
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[laughing]
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'T-t-the next bachelor'
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'B-B-Bugs Bunny.'
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[applauding]
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- Nine hundred dollars!
- I want him!
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- 'Fifteen hundred!'
- Two thousand!
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- Three thousand!
- You better back off.
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- Five thousand!
- I'll fight you for him.
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- Five thousand!
- Oh, that's it!
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Uh!
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[glass shattering]
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N-n-now, ladies,
t-take it easy.
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(Lola)
'A hundred thousand dollars!'
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[all gasping]
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Bun bun, I'm back!
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- Lola?
- S-sold!
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I'm back in your life!
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At least for one date,
and he can't say no
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because it's
for a good cause.
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Littering!
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Our next bachelor is
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D-D-Daffy Duck.
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Let's keep this money train
rollin', ladies.
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D-Daffy has no job
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'and n-no education.'
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'And a c-c-credit score
of ne-ne-negative 13.'
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E-eh, let's start
the bidding at $50.
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[man coughs]
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A-anyone?
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It's for ch-ch-charity.
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Tax deductible.
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(female #2)
'Gross.'
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W-well, we tried.
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- Our n-next bache--
- 'Two bits!'
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Sold!
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[laughs]
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[clattering]
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Oh, my bachelor.
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Knock off the pleasantries,
grandma!
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Let's get this date over with.
So what's the plan?
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Dinner, movie,
moonlight stroll on the beach?
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I thought we clean out my attic.
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Clean your attic?
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What's romantic about that?
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I'm a 90-year-old woman.
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Get your mind out
of the gutter.
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[crash]
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You're sure you don't wanna
start with the living room?
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clang
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[knock on door]
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(Bugs)
'Coming.'
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[banging on door]
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I said I'm coming!
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[doorbell ringing]
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Oh, brother.
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[siren]
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(Lola)
Oh, you're home!
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Yes, Lola. I'm home.
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But not for long, 'cause we are
going to Paris, France!
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- What?
- For our date!
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We're going to Paris, you know
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the city of lovers.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's not a date.
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A date is dinner
at a restaurant.
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So, we'll have dinner
at a restaurant in Paris!
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Lola, I'm not leaving
the country.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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It clearly states
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in article five section three
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of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws
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that "the bidder," that's me
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"will decide where and what
constitutes a date
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while the bidee,"
that's you
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"must escort the bidder,"
again, that's me
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"on said date for up to
but not exceeding 24 hours."
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Again, the bidee is you,
and I'm the bidder
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and these are the by-laws.
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And this is a megaphone!
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, I'm so bored.
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I read all my magazines,
I did the crossword.
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I ate all my peanuts.
I ate all your peanuts.
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I peed four times.
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Oh, I feel like I've been
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on this plane forever.
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(male #1)
'Flight attendants, please
prepare the cabin for takeoff.'
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- How long is this flight again?
- Ten hours.
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Ten hours there
and ten hours back.
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That's 20 of
your 24 hours.
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[chuckles]
Mm...someone's
good at math.
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That's what I love
about you.
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That and your smile.
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Or when you frown.
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And that in between
smile and frown face.
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And your profile.
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Oh, and the back of your head.
Aw! Look at your ears.
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What are those?
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Noise-canceling headphones.
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You don't happen to have
another pair, do you?
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Well, this is my attic.
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Great day in the morning!
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'How much junk can
a person hoard?'
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Oh, if it's broken,
throw it away.
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Otherwise, just organize
and clean as you go.
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I'll go get us some tea.
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[instrumental music]]
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- Here we are.
- Oh, thank goodness.
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I'm melting!
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Are you kidding me? It's a
thousand degrees up here!
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Ever heard of iced tea?
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Ice will chip teeth.
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Oh, I haven't seen
these in ages.
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(Daffy)
'Hubba-hubba!'
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How about you
set me up on a date
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with your granddaughter, huh?
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That's me.
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During the war,
I was a WAAC.
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Hate to break it to you,
but you're still a whack.
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[blowing air]
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Oh, no, silly.
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The Women's Auxiliary Army Corp.
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- You were in the army?
- Yes. I was a spy.
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[spits]
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It was the final days
of World War II..
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[gunfire in distance]
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Germany still hadcontrol of Paris.
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I was told to meet mycontact at the Louvre.
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In front of the Mona Lisa.
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Hold on. What's a contact?
What's the Louvre?
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And what's a Mona Lisa?
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Just listen.
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[instrumental music]
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From now on
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all exchanges are
to be delivered
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by carrier pigeon
from the Eiffel Tower.
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Carrier pigeon?
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I hate birds.
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[music continues]
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[whispering]
I was never here.
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[dramatic music]
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(male #2)
'Hurry, you fools!'
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[music continues]
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'The Americans will
be here soon!'
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Und we will no longer
control Paris.
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But we're not leaving
here empty-handed.
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We're going to steal
all of their art.
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[cackling]
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smack smack
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smack smack
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Get to work!
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[camera clicks]
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A spy! Get her!
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Did they catch you?
Did they kill you?
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They killed you,
didn't they?
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What? It's a
legitimate question.
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Now, where was I?
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A spy! Get her!
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[indistinct shouting]
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[intense music]
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[tanks rumbling]
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Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I'm so excited!
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It's the Louvre!
I love the Louvre!
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Oh, I am a Louvre lover!
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You can't help but fall in love
when you're at the Louvre.
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Surrounded by so many
beautiful things.
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Beautiful, expensive things.
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The Louvre is the most
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incredible place
in the world!
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The Louvre is an art museum?
I thought it was a mall.
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Oh, well, heh.
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When in Rome!
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[gasps]
Wait a second.
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We're not in Rome.
Huh! We should go to Rome!
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Or we could just
roam around here.
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They have great malls in Rome.
The Mall of America is in Rome.
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Oh, no, wait,
that's in Canada.
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[gasps]
We should go to Canada!
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[whoosh]
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(Granny)I had lost the Germans.
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Or so I had thought.
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[dramatic music]
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[gunfire]
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[indistinct shouting]
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[intense music]
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[blowing whistle]
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00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,696
[intense music]
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You don't look like
a carrier pigeon.
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00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,662
(male #3)
'There's a shortage of pigeons.'
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They're using any birds
they can get their hands on.
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'Go.'
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'I said go!'
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whoosh
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Good luck.
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Take this film
to the Allied Forces.
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[doors open]
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[music continues]
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Go!
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[grunting]
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Uh!
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00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,699
[dramatic music]
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:09,835
[grunts]
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00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,090
Oh! Oh!
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[thud]
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00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,675
Aah!
232
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,595
Did you fall?
Did you fall to your death?
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00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,305
You fell to your death!
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00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,432
Oh, it's time for my nap.
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I'll continue my story
when I wake up.
236
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,189
Oh, yeah, she fell to her death.
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[birds chirping]
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(Lola)
Stonehenge.
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One of the oldest structures
in the world.
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Lola--
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Was it the droids who built it?
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00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,623
Or aliens, hmm?
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The world will never know.
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It's the Eiffel Tower.
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00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,382
The world will never know.
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[watch beeps]
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Oh, my gosh, hurry!
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We only have two more hours
left in Paris
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and we haven't fallen
in love yet!
250
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,850
Wait, have you fallen
in love yet?
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00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,017
Okay, well, quit staring
at Stonehenge
252
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,520
and let's see the rest
of the city!
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[snoring]
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00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,065
[door creaking]
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00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,944
[footsteps approaching]
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00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,531
- 'Wake up!'
- Aah!
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thud
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00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,578
You know, that's a good way
to kill an old person.
259
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,580
I can't stand the suspense!
260
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,582
What happened
at the Eiffel Tower?
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00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,292
Eiffel Tower?
262
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,585
Oh. Oh, yes.
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I was holding onfor dear life.
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I am not leaving Paris without
France's finest piece of art
265
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'The Eiffel Tower.'
266
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[all screaming]
267
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Help!
268
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,810
Aah!
269
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,565
- No one can save you now!
- I can!
270
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[whoosh]
271
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319
[screaming]
272
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,741
Ah, you saved my life!
273
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,870
He's getting away!
274
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,580
We need to stop him.
275
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,793
[intense music]
276
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,591
[birds chirping]
277
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,385
Wow! The White House.
278
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,428
Lola--
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00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,763
I thought it'd be more white.
280
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,473
And a little more house-looking.
281
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,850
Oh, our poor president.
282
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,311
Has to commute ten hours
to work every morning
283
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,230
and then do a bunch
of politics all day
284
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,898
and then get right back
on that plane
285
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,900
and fly another ten hours
just to do it
286
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,152
all over again the next day?
287
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,238
- That man deserves our support.
- Lola!
288
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♪ Oh say does that
Star-Spangled Banner yet wave ♪
289
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,539
Lola, stop!
290
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,207
You need to stop talking.
291
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,669
We're in one of the most
beautiful cities in the world.
292
00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,256
Let's take a deep breath,
look around
293
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,383
and just take it all in.
294
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,386
- That's a great--
- With no talking.
295
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,684
[instrumental music]
296
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,553
[music continues]
297
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,636
Yeah, no, that whole thing
would have been
298
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,013
a lot more better with talking.
299
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,056
Oh!
300
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,182
thud
301
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,896
[intense music]
302
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,700
[gasps]
303
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,745
[gunfire]
304
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,080
Get her!
305
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,586
[gasps]
306
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,715
Idiot! I'll do it myself.
307
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,966
[screams]
308
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,431
[grunts]
309
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,771
A little closer.
310
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,439
Now!
311
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,233
Aah!
312
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,986
[gunfire]
313
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,155
[speaking in foreign language]
314
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,448
You!
315
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,826
Land this blimp, Frankenheimer.
316
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,578
I don't take orders
from a woman!
317
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,957
I'm not just a woman.
I'm a..
318
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,208
...whack!
319
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,715
[grunting]
320
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,924
Aah!
321
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,432
Aah!
322
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,852
This art does not belong to you!
323
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,981
It will soon, when we cross
the German border.
324
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,692
[grunting]
325
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,656
- And who are you?
- Your worst nightmare.
326
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,618
[grunting]
327
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,001
[screaming]
328
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,256
You're not much of
a carrier pigeon
329
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,550
'but you're one heck
of a Tweety bird.'
330
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,346
Now, let's turn
this blimp around.
331
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,142
Did the blimp explode? Did it
explode into a million pieces?
332
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,811
It exploded and killed you,
didn't it?
333
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,314
You're not very bright, are you?
334
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,732
Huh?
335
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:51,361
We arrived back in Paris
to an incredible reception.
336
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,865
The rest of the artwas returned to the Louvre.
337
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,326
The allies liberated France.
338
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,621
Colonel Frankenheimerwas sent to prison.
339
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,583
And I was rewardedwith a very special gift.
340
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,252
A gift? What was it?
341
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,217
[instrumental music]
342
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,181
You think I would have noticed
that before.
343
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,183
Then what's the one
they got in France?
344
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,810
It's a fake.
345
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,480
Wow!
346
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,525
Oh, hey, we never finished
cleaning your attic.
347
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,778
Well, truth be told,
I didn't bid on you
348
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,530
just to clean my attic.
349
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,408
It's also nice to have someone
to talk to.
350
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,451
Anytime.
351
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,703
That was a fun date.
352
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,622
Aren't you gonna
walk me home?
353
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,542
Ah, just kiddin'.
354
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,168
[laughs]
355
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,425
[door opens]
356
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,135
- Hey.
- Hey.
357
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:01,890
Huh?
358
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,272
[instrumental music]
359
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,863
Beep beep!
360
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,072
whoosh
361
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,869
thud
362
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,125
[computer beeping]
363
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,086
ding
364
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255
thud
365
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,927
[wind blowing]
366
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,187
[machine sputtering]
367
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,697
[instrumental music]
368
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,411
Beep beep!
369
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,626
Beep beep!
370
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,294
whoosh
371
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,381
Beep beep!
372
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,799
vroom
373
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,518
thud
374
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,728
Beep beep!
375
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,979
whoosh
376
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,024
[dramatic music]
377
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,360
whoosh
378
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,796
thud
379
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,298
Beep beep!
380
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,469
whoosh
381
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,977
Beep beep!
382
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,812
whoosh
383
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,119
bang
384
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,747
thud
385
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,959
thud
386
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,430
So now, let me
get this straight.
387
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,057
You fought in World War II?
388
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,852
- Yep.
- How old are you?
389
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,520
I'll never tell.
390
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:57,190
Well, can you at least tell me
if you're a boy or a girl?
391
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,110
[whispering]
392
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,739
Huh. I was wrong.
393
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,659
[theme music]
394
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,019
[stutters]
That's all, folks.
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