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[intense music]
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[engine revving]
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grr
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buzz
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grr
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buzz
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beep beep
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(male #1)
'Inside this cage'
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'is the most ferocious
animal on the planet.'
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If it gets out, don't bother
calling for help.
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You won't have time.
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So if you value your life
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you'll keep
the cage locked.
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Never remove this lock.
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'Any questions?'
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Nope!
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[tires screeching]
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Hey, mister,
you forgot your lock!
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grr
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grr grr
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Uh! Sleep well?
- Why?
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Are you implying
that I wet the bed?
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Phoo.
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Uh, you get the paper,
I'm gonna make coffee.
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Are you implying that I don't
know how to make coffee?
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You don't know
how to make coffee.
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Hmm.
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Another boring day
in the suburbs.
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[gasps]
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grr
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[cats meowing]
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[growling]
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[gasps]
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Didn't you get the paper?
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Do you know how to do
anything around here?
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Don't open that! There's
a wild animal out there!
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It's a dog!
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That is no dog!
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- It's a dog.
- No.
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[whimpering]
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Aww, are you lost, Poochie?
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[growling]
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Maybe he belongs
to one of our neighbors.
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He's a wild animal.
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He can't possibly belong
to one of our neighbors.
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Well, then maybe
we should keep him.
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But what if he belongs
to one of our neighbors?
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[door bell rings]
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Ooh, hello.
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We're sorry to bother you,
but did you lose a pet?
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[growling]
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Lose a bet?
Oh, I don't gamble.
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I mean, I'll buy a lottery
ticket now and then.
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(Bugs)
'No, no, not a bet. A pet.'
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'We found this dog.'
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Oh, you found my clog.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I've been looking
everywhere for it.
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Oh, brother,
forget the clog.
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What she really needs
is a hearing aid.
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Cheering maid?
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What's a cheering maid?
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You know, a cheering maid.
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'It's basically a cheerleader
who cleans your house.'
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'Sometimes they'll get in
pyramid formation.'
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'They wear cute little pleated
skirts that can double as mops.'
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[giggling]
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I tot I taw
a Tasmanian devil!
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Nice try, bird.
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[growling]
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I did! I did see
a Tasmanian devil!
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Yeow!
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(Daffy)
'Come on, lady,
cheering maids!'
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'They wax the floor
with their pony tails.'
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'The chant the names
of various cleaning products.'
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'They vacuum your floors'
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'while dating the captain
of the football team.'
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'They do W-I-N-D-O-W-S,
windows.'
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- 'Windows!'
- 'Whoa! '
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'They dry your laundry by
waving it out like a flag.'
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'You know, cute little girls
with names like'
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'Cindy, Margie, Britney.'
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'There's always a Britney,
with a toothy little smile'
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'and a feather duster.
What don't you understand?'
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'They're real energetic.'
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They use pom-poms
instead of sponges.
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Wait! Why are we still talking
about cheering maids?
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- Is this your dog or not?
- Do I do the foxtrot?
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Oh, why, yes,
of course! Oh, yes!
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[humming]
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You know what?
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Let's just keep
the mangy beast.
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Because I can't take
another second of this.
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You hear that, boy?
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'You got a new home.'
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[dramatic music]
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[woman screaming on TV]
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[growling]
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Aah! Not my recliner!
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Aww. He must be hungry.
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[woman screaming on TV]
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You stay here
and keep an eye on Poochie
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while I go get him
some dog food.
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Say, now that
I think about it
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he's gonna need
a dog bowl, too.
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And a dog collar,
and a dog leash, and a dog bed.
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[engine revving]
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'Oh, maybe
a little dog sweater.'
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Alright, you filthy beast,
drop it!
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[growling]
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Mother!
Easy, boy, easy.
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Sorry if the filthy beast remark
came off a little harsh.
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I meant it as a compliment.
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You know, like,
look at that filthy beast!
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I like to party
with that guy!
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[growling]
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Oh, come on.
You don't want to hurt me.
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I'm a sweet guy, ha-ha.
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Not sweet as in delicious.
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Just sweet as in
my personality.
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Everyone who knows me says
I'm extremely tender.
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Ah, I mean, you know,
tender and nice.
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Not like my meat is tender.
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Although duck meat is one of
your more tender meats.
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Oh, no!
I've said too much!
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[growling]
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Yeow!
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Ah!
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Animal control, there's
a monster in my house
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who's trying to kill me!
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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[whimpering]
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Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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What are you doing out here?
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Hey, you're supposed
to be watching Poochie.
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Poochie
is a psychotic monster!
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He hunted me
like I was his prey!
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If you don't want to watch
the dog, just say so.
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You can't go in there.
It's a death sentence.
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We gotta sell the house,
start out new!
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This neighborhood's
a bummer anyway!
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'Wait!'
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Since this is the last time
I'm ever going to see you alive
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there's a few things
I need to tell you.
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Remember that time someone
ate all your Halloween candy
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and I said it must
have been aliens?
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It was me.
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And remember that time
someone ordered
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all those pay per view movies
and I said it was aliens?
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That was me, too.
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And remember that time
you were abducted by aliens
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and I insisted it was me?
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I lied. It was aliens.
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Poochie, I'm home.
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[Bugs Bunny screaming]
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A gruesome tragedy's gonna
make it a lot harder
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to sell this house.
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[intense music]
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Ah! My glamour shot!
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Ah! My tennis trophy!
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Ah! My glamour shot
of my tennis trophy!
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- No!
- 'Hey!'
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What's going on out here?
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We're trying to celebrate
my niece's quinceanera.
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'It's a special day
and you're ruining it.'
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Now, please, Senor Bunny,
keep it down.
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[growling]
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What is that thing?
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He's my dog.
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Woof. If you say so.
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But that's one ugly dog.
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How did you do that?
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I simply asserted my place
as the alpha dog.
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Sit. See? He's calm.
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Because now he knows
I am not afraid of him.
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Down.
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Roll over. You see?
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You need to be
the alpha dog to him.
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Alpha dog, huh?
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One disclaimer.
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This stuff works on dogs.
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And...I'm still not convinced
that that's a dog.
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swoosh
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(Bugs bunny)
'What is wrong with everyone?'
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'He's obviously a dog.'
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[growling]
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'Tch.'
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'Good boy.'
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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Oh, a dog salon.
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You've been such
a good boy today.
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You deserve
a little pampering.
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Have you seen this animal?
He's very dangerous.
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If you see him,
call the zoo immediately.
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How may I help you?
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We'll take the puppy
pamper package, please.
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We're very busy.
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The Worstminster Dog Show
is tonight.
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As you can see, every dog who's
any dog is here getting ready.
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In that case, maybe
I should enter my dog.
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Well, if you're competing,
I can certainly squeeze you in..
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Oh, my! What is that?
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That's my dog.
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[scoffing]
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Sir, I hate to be
the bearer of obvious news..
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...but that is not a dog.
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Hmm?
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What did you just say?
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'I said that thing
is not a dog.'
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Hmm?
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[grunting]
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[whimpering]
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For your information,
that is a dog.
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He may not be
the prettiest dog.
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He may not be
the most refined dog.
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'But my dog has something
that no other dog in here has.'
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Oh, oh.
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clank clank
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And that is class.
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zap zap
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And I'll prove it to you
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because my dog's gonna win
the Worstminster Dog Show.
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thud
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And by the way,
your salon is a dump.
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Come on, Poochie,
you want to win a trophy?
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Oh, what a cute doggie.
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Let me get
a good look at you.
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I've never seen
such a cute dog.
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'What a good boy.'
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[intense music]
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Well, I can't think of
anything else to tell you.
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Have a good day!
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, the excitement
is palpable here
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at the Worstminster Dog Show.
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Pray tell, who do you think
is going to win?
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I think that one.
Oh, no, maybe that one.
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'Oh, no, wait,
I didn't see that one.'
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Oh, you do know there can only
be one winner, right?
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Well, I guess that's why
the excitement is so palpable!
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[both laughing]
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I'm here for my mani-pedi.
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Sir, I've told you before,
this is a salon for dogs.
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Fine! I wouldn't be
caught dead in here anyway.
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- Your salon is a dump.
- It's not our fault!
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Some rabbit came in here
with a wild beast claiming
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he was going to enter him
in the Worstminster Dog Show.
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Bugs.
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And people say
I'm the crazy one.
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[chuckles]
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What a joke.
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I have a better chance
at winning a Dog Show
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than that thing.
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Tasmanian devil? Danger?
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Savage killer!
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00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,436
I've got to warn Bugs!
263
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,813
Huh! Guitar lessons?
264
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,856
[gasps]
265
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,528
[guitar music]
266
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,406
Huh, I gotta warn Bugs!
267
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,909
I'm comin' to save you, Bugs!
268
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,912
Ooh-hoo-hoo-oooh-oooh!
269
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,581
Ooh, souvenirs!
270
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,752
[instrumental music]
271
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:03,467
(man on PA)
'Up next Bugs Bunny
and his dog Poochie.'
272
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,471
I'm comin' to save you, Bugs!
273
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,560
Bugs!
274
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,311
Bugs, look!
275
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,479
[audience gasps]
276
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,442
(Bugs)
'You want me to take
guitar lessons?'
277
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,986
Not that! This.
278
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,487
Poochie's not a dog!
279
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,447
He's a Tasmanian devil!
280
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,492
What's a Tasmanian devil?
281
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,495
A wild beast whose
insatiable hunger for
282
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,122
violence and destruction
283
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457
combined with his
sharp teeth and claws
284
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,460
make him the perfect
killing machine!
285
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,795
'Killing machine!'
286
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,171
'Killing machine!'
287
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173
Killing machine!
288
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,968
[all screaming]
289
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,804
Poochie!
290
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,683
Poochie!
291
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,602
[whimpering]
292
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,894
whirr whirr
293
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,022
[sirens wailing]
294
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,318
[whimpering]
295
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,528
Aah! Over there!
296
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,822
clank clank
297
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,494
Run for your life!
Panic!
298
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,996
'Every man for himself!'
299
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,874
Women and children last!
300
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,336
Aha! He's under here!
301
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,004
What are you doing?
302
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,339
Saving your life.
303
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,300
My life isn't in danger,
but now his is.
304
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,803
But he's a wild animal.
He's a monster!
305
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,555
Have you ever heard
the expression
306
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,807
"Don't judge a book
by it's cover?"
307
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,559
What about, "It's what's inside
that counts."
308
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,977
- Uh-uh.
- "Looks can be deceiving?"
309
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,896
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- What's wrong with you?
310
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,522
Oh! That one I've heard.
311
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,984
The point is, he may be
a Tasmanian devil
312
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,029
but he's also the best dog
I've ever had.
313
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,406
(male #2)
'Seal all the exits!'
314
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,996
I've gotta get him
out of here, but how?
315
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,083
Put this on.
316
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,752
[groans]
317
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,046
- Thanks, doc.
- Don't mention it.
318
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,965
I mean, I will.
Whenever it benefits me.
319
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,676
[intense music]
320
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,261
[blabbering]
321
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,181
I'm a Tasmanian devil!
322
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,225
There he is, get him!
323
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,226
Aah!
324
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,770
[dramatic music]
325
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,820
[gasps]
326
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,782
(male #3)
'Freeze!'
327
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,908
Uh.
328
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,540
There's a dangerous
animal in there.
329
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,834
You make sure
you get him home safe.
330
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,962
That's exactly what
I plan on doing.
331
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,048
[instrumental music]
332
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,927
[birds chirping]
333
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,518
Well, Poochie,
I guess this is it.
334
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,772
I wish I could keep you,
but this is where you belong.
335
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,315
So long, buddy.
336
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,778
[grunting]
337
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,995
Tch! Go.
338
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,956
Oh. Oh.
339
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,751
[whimpering]
340
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,004
[engine starts]
341
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,760
whirr whirr
342
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,388
Mm-hmm.
343
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,391
Oh! Do you have a dog?
344
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,435
I used to.
345
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,731
[instrumental music]
346
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,317
Poochie?
347
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,154
Hang on, boy,
we're goin' home.
348
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,240
[Poochie chuckling]
349
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,495
[theme music]
350
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,707
[dramatic music]
351
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,835
swoosh
352
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,505
beep beep
353
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,053
[dramatic music]
354
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,019
beep beep
355
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,275
[music continues]
356
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,406
[engine revving]
357
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,339
[tires screeching]
358
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,967
beep
359
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,267
[dramatic music]
360
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,195
[engine revving]
361
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,952
thud
362
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,837
clang clang clang
363
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,440
beep beep
364
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,986
swoosh
365
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,446
boom
366
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,379
[engine stops]
367
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,215
beep
368
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,927
thud
369
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,056
[muffled voice]
370
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,016
swoosh
371
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,019
[dramatic music]
372
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,314
(man on TV)
'The call on the field'
373
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,857
'is illegal use
of the hands and--
374
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,360
Uh-aah-ahem! Beat it!
375
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,029
'..put the ball on
the 44 yard line.'
376
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:39,988
[groans]
377
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,408
Do not make me use this!
378
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,785
[grunts]
379
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,037
Tshaw!
380
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,373
Tchoy!
381
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,166
Tchew!
382
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,709
[growling]
383
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,753
[screaming]
384
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,217
I prefer the couch, anyway.
385
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,763
[theme music]
386
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,039
[babbling]
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