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[upbeat music]
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(Daffy)
'When normal people travel,
they fly or drive'
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'anything but this.
It's not sanitary.'
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(Bugs)
'It's nostalgic.
Why don't you relax?'
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'You turn into a real maniac
on these trips.'
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(Daffy)
'I am relaxed. I'm more relaxed
than you'll ever be.'
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(Bugs)
'It's not a competition.'
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'It's a vacation.'
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(Daffy)
'Do you even know
where we're going?'
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(Bugs)
'I'm following the directions.
GPS is never wrong.'
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(Daffy)
'I'm getting claustrophobic.'
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(Bugs)
'Here we are.'
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- Hmm.
- Ah!
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Casa De Calma.
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The fanciest-schmanciest
resort on earth.
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What, is "Casa De Calma"
Spanish for "False Advertising"?
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Eh, I think we're lost, doc.
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Tsk tsk. Never buy a GPS
from a vending machine.
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Hey, isn't that your uncle?
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Daffy!
It's me, Uncle.. Aah!
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'Unh!'
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I've never seen that man
before in my life. Let's go.
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[upbeat music]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Now, this is more like it.
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Surfing, scuba diving,
sky diving, alligator wrestling
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cliff jumping, there's
so many risky activities
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that require skills
I don't have.
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I don't know where to start.
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Where's all your stuff?
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I've got everything I need
right here.
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Mary Higgins Clark
and my SPF 30.
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I'm not gonna live
like there's no tomorrow
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I'm gonna lounge
like there's no today.
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[woman giggling]
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Ooh-la-la!
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It's the famous starlet,
Starlett Johansson.
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Ooh! She's mine!
You hear me?
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Mine! Mine! Mine! I'm the one
who's always loved her.
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I've seen all of her movies.
I'm her biggest fan.
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What's her name again?
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Do you think I should
let that one slide?
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Yeah, me, neither.
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If there's one thing
women love
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it's a guy who knows
how to show off.
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And snore, and chew
with his mouth open.
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That makes me a triple threat.
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Behold masculinity personified.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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splash
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Aah!
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Ugh! Uh.
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[coughing]
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wham
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[birds chirping]
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I should have started
with the high dive.
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Everybody knows you always
start with the high dive.
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[gasps]
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[both chuckling]
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Nice try, rabbit.
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But if you think
you're gonna swoop in
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and steal the love
of my life
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whose name escapes me
at the moment
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then you are wrong!
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R-O-N-G! Wrong!
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Ah.. This is heaven.
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Wait a second.
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[air hisses]
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This is heaven.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Carrot colada?
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wham
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gurgle gurgle
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[giggles]
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Oh, stop.
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[chuckling]
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I should have started
with a platform.
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First rule of charming
a woman
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always dive from
the highest point possible.
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Second rule, do not
plummet to your death.
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[satellite beeping]
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[whimpering]
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Swan position.
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Into double gainer.
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Into reverse triple gainer.
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Jackson's pipe.
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This is the greatest dive
ever done.
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Assume entry position.
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And nailed it!
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thud
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That's impressive, doc.
Not a single splash.
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What happened to the water?
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Oh, is that what this does?
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[Starlett giggling]
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Unh. Unh!
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[instrumental music]
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Want to play a round of golf?
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You mean the world's
most boring game?
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No thanks, grandpa.
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Wanna play a round of golf?
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I thought you said
it was boring.
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Boring?
It's not boring.
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- It's the sport of kings.
- That's tennis.
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- It's America's pastime.
- That's baseball.
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- It's the city by the bay.
- That's San Francisco.
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You say potato, I say..
Well, I say potato, too.
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Does anyone say "pot-ah-to?"
I mean, really, who says that?
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Name one person
who says "pot-ah-to."
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You can't.
Because no one says it.
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No one on earth
says "pot-ah-to."
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So this is a mute point.
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It's moot.
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You say potato,
I say pot-ah-to.
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[instrumental music]
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Ugh.
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Mmm.
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Just hit the darn ball!
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Do you mind?
You're ruining my concentration.
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Hurry up and concentrate.
Why aren't you concentrating?
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Concentrate!
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Oh, forget it!
Great shot. Let's go.
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- What about your shot?
- From here? Are you crazy?
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Ooh! Ah-ha ha ha!
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Oh. Heh.
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Oh!
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Daffy, watch where you're going!
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I know what I'm doing.
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Sand? What's sand doing
in the middle of a golf course?
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It's like some kind of trap.
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[engine revving]
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More lounging around?
Is that what we need right now?
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What do you need? This?
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I'll send you a postcard
from our honeymoon!
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splash
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gurgle gurgle
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He was a good man.
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Eh, who am I kidding?
He was a man.
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Who am I kidding?
He was a duck.
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[gasping]
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What's water doing
in the middle of a golf course?
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It's like some kind of hazard.
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You think you're gonna get her?
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Well, you haven't seen
the last of..
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I'll send you a postcard
from our honeymoon.
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Yoo-hoo. Mind if I join you?
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I seem to have lost my partner.
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[Starlett giggling]
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'Oh.'
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[instrumental music]
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Ah, a castle fit for a king.
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Ha! Sand castles?
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You think you're
going to impress
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what's her name,
with sand castles?
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Ha! Kid stuff.
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Have you ever even
talked to a girl?
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Why bother?
Talk is cheap.
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Ladies love action.
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The bigger and dumber
the better.
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That's why you're
taking me parasailing.
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Don't go too fast or too slow.
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whirr
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Aah!
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- Are you nuts?
- Sorry, my mistake.
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They should really label
these buttons more clearly.
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I'll try another one.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Uh! Uh! Aah!
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Wow, I'm flying.
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I'm like a bird.
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Wait, I am a bird.
I'm like a plane.
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[instrumental music]
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'Hey, good lookin',
what's...cookin''
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'because it smells like..'
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00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,532
'...you're stirring up
some love stew.'
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'You know what I think
you should do?'
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'I'll tell you right after
the boat turns around.'
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'I think you should
give me a great big..'
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'...glass of ginger ale
'cause I'm..'
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'...getting sick
of going back and forth.'
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'Ugh!'
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'Wah!'
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'Yuck!'
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Ugh.
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Come on, whatever your name is
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point your lookin' balls
at your future ex-husband!
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You dumb famous actress!
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whirr whirr
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vroom
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Unh!
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[groans]
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Gah!
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vroom
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Okay, I'm ready to get down now.
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00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,927
What's that?
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00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,345
You want a pet clown?
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00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,764
You're kind of old for
clowns aren't you, doc?
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I want to get down!
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00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,185
Sorry, doc, you'll
have to speak up.
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Put me on the beach!
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00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,316
Well, all you
had to do was ask.
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[upbeat music]
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'Aah!'
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[birds chirping]
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Eh, keep an eye out
for any, uh, paparazzi.
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wham
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[camera clicks]
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[theme music]
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♪ Down in Juarez Mexico ♪
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♪ In a small adobe house ♪
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00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,278
♪ Rosalita Gonzalez gave birth ♪
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♪ To a handsome little mouse ♪
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♪ The whole town
came to celebrate ♪
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♪ The baby being born ♪
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00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,625
♪ But when they got
back home they found ♪
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♪ That all their cheese was ♪
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♪ Gone ♪
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♪ You will only
hear the breeze ♪
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♪ When he comes
to steal your cheese ♪
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♪ Queso Bandito ♪
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♪ He'll set fire
to the street ♪
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♪ With his tiny mousy feet ♪
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♪ To the Mariachi beat ♪
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♪ Queso Bandito ♪
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♪ Do not leave your
cheese unattended ♪
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♪ Cheddar Monterey Jack
or blended ♪
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♪ I will sneak inside
of your pueblo ♪
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♪ Relieve you of all
your manchego ♪
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♪ Careful not to take
a siesta ♪
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♪ You will have no cheese for ♪
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♪ Fiesta ♪
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swoosh
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♪ Always chased
by the federales ♪
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♪ But they ate
too many tamales ♪
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♪ They can't catch me
if they try ♪
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♪ He'll outrun them every ♪
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♪ Time ♪
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00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:28,933
♪ Queso Bandito ♪♪
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'Aa-aa!'
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[instrumental music]
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This is your idea
of a fun vacation activity?
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Doing nothing?
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It's not just doing nothin'.
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It's doing nothin' with new age
music playing in the background.
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chomp chomp
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You gonna eat your salad?
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chomp chomp
252
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,799
Wow, look!
253
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,760
It's that lady
I'm in love with!
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[heart thumping]
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00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,104
Maybe a beauty day
is just what I need.
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00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,480
Beauty day?
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00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,692
You need a month
just for your eyebrows.
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[both sighing]
259
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,373
"Joe?" I don't want
a massage from Joe.
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00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,000
You take him. Off you go.
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thud
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00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,211
I want Leslie.
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00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,299
You must be Leslie.
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00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,800
[groaning]
265
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,387
No, I'm Josephine.
"Joe" for short.
266
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725
Well, then who's Leslie?
267
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,980
I'm Leslie. Where do you
hold your stress?
268
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,858
[grunting]
269
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,569
You're like one big knot.
270
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,782
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
271
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,579
[grunting]
272
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,707
[sighs]
273
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,336
[grunting]
274
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,712
[groaning]
275
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,422
[sighing]
276
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,507
[growls]
277
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,552
[instrumental music]
278
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,640
[sighs]
279
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,102
sizzle
280
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,271
[sighs]
281
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,816
The only thing better than
doing nothing to new age music
282
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,194
is doing nothing
to new age music
283
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,030
in a 160-degree sauna.
284
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,740
It's not hot enough.
285
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,992
My back is killing me.
286
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,911
Put more heat on!
287
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,871
What's the magic word?
288
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,581
I'm dyin'!
289
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,791
Sorry.
290
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,335
The correct answer
was, "please".
291
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,004
I also would have
accepted, "shazam".
292
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,131
Grr! Give me that.
293
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,885
If you want something done
right, you gotta do it yourself.
294
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,723
[coals sizzling]
295
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,266
splash
296
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,601
Unh!
297
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,191
Eureka! I'm cured!
298
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,609
wham
299
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,945
Ack.
300
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,328
Gotta hand it
to those minerals.
301
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,414
I look like a kid again.
302
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,543
Check out that tail.
303
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,169
Like cotton candy.
304
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,339
Well, time's up, doc.
You better get out.
305
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,133
Oh, no.
306
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,884
I'm gonna soak
in these minerals
307
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,344
until I'm so young and cute
308
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,263
what's her face,
will have no choice
309
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,223
but to fall in love with me.
310
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,769
Suit yourself.
311
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,938
gurgle gurgle
312
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,280
[instrumental music]
313
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,623
The butler's butler did it, huh?
314
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,376
Mary Higgins Clark,
you've done it again.
315
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,713
[gasps]
I just remembered something!
316
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,507
[gasps]
317
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,426
Do I look younger?
318
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304
♪ La da da dee ♪
319
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,473
♪ Da dee dee dee doo ♪
320
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,808
♪ La da da da ♪
321
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,269
♪ La da da da dee ♪♪
322
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,689
Mm, good looking
and great with kids?
323
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,483
And I cook, too.
324
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,318
[Starlett giggling]
325
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,031
Even you wouldn't hit a baby.
326
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,908
[squeaking]
327
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,538
[theme music]
328
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,002
whoosh
329
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,963
ding
330
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,673
swoosh
331
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,093
[dramatic music]
332
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,681
swoosh
333
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,016
thud
334
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,851
ding
335
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,190
creak creak
336
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,318
swoosh
337
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,115
Meep meep!
338
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,699
swoosh
339
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,622
[dramatic music]
340
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,755
[dramatic music]
341
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,842
screech screech
342
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,177
swoosh
343
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,143
thud
344
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,981
toing
345
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,819
[intense music]
346
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,656
swoosh
347
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,160
wink wink
348
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,207
[huffing]
349
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,923
[dramatic music]
350
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,809
thud
351
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,317
swoosh
352
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,237
[dramatic music]
353
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,201
swoosh
354
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,630
[tires screeching]
355
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,465
whoosh
356
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,841
thud
357
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,134
screech
358
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,646
[instrumental music]
359
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,775
knock knock
360
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,697
[country music]
361
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,785
'"Please take care of me."'
362
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,954
[gasps]
Mmm. Mama!
363
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,831
Looks like we got us
another mouth to feed!
364
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,668
(female #1)
'Aw, ain't he precious?'
365
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,294
'Give him here so
I can hug him.'
366
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,673
(male #1)
'But I want to hug him.
I found him.'
367
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,259
'Oh, you cutie..'
368
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,720
[sighs]
369
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,264
They get a baby..
370
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100
...and I get a babe.
371
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,935
[giggling]
372
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,188
[engine revving]
373
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,985
[theme music]
374
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,219
[babbling]
That's all, folks.
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