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(female #1)Darling, I probablyshouldn't be writing to you
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but I can't get youout of my mind.
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That weekend we spentin Ramonte
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was the most powerfulexperience of my life.
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You were the most perfect manthat was ever created.
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And I must have you.
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- Uh, what are you doing?
- Reading a letter.
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That's not addressed to you.
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Oh, is that a crime?
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Yes. This is your mail.
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Look, here's a 20 spot
if you give me back the letter.
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Bribing a government official
is also a crime.
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(mailman)
And is this counterfeit money?
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What? You're gonna tell me
that's a crime, too?
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Last time I checked,
I was living in America.
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Ooh! Look over there!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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[Daffy screaming]
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See what happens when you people
don't let me read your mail?
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Soon as I can make
a counterfeit passport
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I'm moving to Mexico.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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Restraining order.
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Medical bill.
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Invitation to my
high school reunion.
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Another restraining order.
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What are you throwing
that out for?
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You can't restrain me.
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I'm a free spirit.
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Not that, the invitation
to your high school reunion.
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A bunch of people
standing around
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talking about their babies
and their minivans?
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Huh. Sounds thrilling.
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You should be excited
to go to your reunion.
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You always said high school was
the greatest time of your life.
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Hmm, that's true.
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High school was epic.
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I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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There were three seconds left
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and everyone knew
I was taking the last shot.
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Hi, I'm P-P-Porky Pig.
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Yeah, that's great.
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I'm Daffy Duck,
the guy who didn't ask.
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Now beat it!
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Now, where was I?
Oh, right.
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So I get the ball,
the clock starts ticking.
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Three, two..
Nothing but net.
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[giggling]
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Daffy Duck gets
all the pretty girls.
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Is t-this seat taken?
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No, it's right there.
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You're looking right at it.
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Greetings.
I'm Marvin.
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The foreign exchange student.
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- Oh. Where are you from?
- Mars.
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Well, ladies,
I better get to class.
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Those straight A's aren't
going to make themselves.
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[giggling]
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Hi, Daffy.
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Well, aren't you sweet?
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In fact, the only thing
sweeter than you
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is that cake over there.
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Hey, cake for the lady!
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You know what?
Cake for everybody! It's on me.
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[cheering]
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Are you nerds
enjoying the cake?
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- It's stupendous.
- Yum!
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I-is it really on you?
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No, it's on you!
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[Daffy laughing]
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[chanting]
Daffy Duck! Daffy Duck!
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Daffy Duck! Daffy Duck!
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Yech! I bet Porky's
not going to the reunion.
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But you were
the big man on campus.
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Why wouldn't you wanna go?
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Look at my life now.
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I live in a dump.
No offense.
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I have a stupid roommate.
No offense.
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And I've piled up tons of
credit card debt. No offense.
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Why would I
take offense to that?
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Because I used
your credit card.
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The point is,
I peaked in high school!
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At least you got to go
to high school.
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You didn't go to high school?
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Let's just say my youth
was unconventional.
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What was so unconventional
about your youth?
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It's not important.
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My unconventional, incomparable
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inimitable youth
is not important.
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What is important is that
you attend this reunion.
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Why do you want me to go
to my reunion so bad?
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Because you can.
Don't you see?
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'You have the opportunity to do
something I can only dream of.'
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Stand around with people
you barely remember.
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Reminiscing about the big game
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senior prom, homework!
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You're weird.
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Alright, the reunion's
on Saturday
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which means
you have a whole week
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to make something
of your life.
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I can't make something
of my life in five days.
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You can with my help,
and a week is seven days.
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Five! I'm not letting this
cut into my weekend.
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That's my me time.
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I'll see you on Monday morning.
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Eh, that's a little ambitious.
Monday afternoon.
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You know what? Nothing ever
gets done on a Monday.
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Let's start Tuesday,
noon...ish.
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This is you in high school.
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Which I don't need to remind you
I never got to go to.
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And this is you now.
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There's only four days
until your reunion.
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A reunion that I would love
to attend, by the way.
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So we don't have much time
to get you from here to here.
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How do we do it?
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Hmm, let me think.
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You've got to do something
special, something admirable
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something heroic.
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Like destroy the Earth!
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More like, I don't know,
climb Mount Everest?
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[gasps]
That's it!
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Everyone at the reunion
would hail the conquering hero!
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[Daffy screaming]
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[hisses]
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You know what?
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I can't climb Mount Everest
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because I don't have
a winter jacket.
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- You could buy.
- Nope.
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- You could borrow.
- Nope.
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I can't climb Mount Everest
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because I don't have
a winter jacket. Shame.
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Well, I think that
was a good day one.
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Same time tomorrow?
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Probably not tomorrow.
I'm pretty blown out.
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Let's shoot for Thursday.
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You know what?
I have a thing on Thursday.
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Friday, I swear.
See you Saturday!
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So when's this reunion again?
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It's tonight.
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What? What have you been
doing this whole time?
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I guess I'm not
going to my reunion.
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We've got to go!
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I mean, you've got to go.
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And there's still
something you can do
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to impress everyone
at the reunion.
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And it's not destroy the Earth.
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Then what is it?
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I'm ruining my manicure.
Give me your quarter.
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I'm starting to think the odds
of winning the lottery
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are pretty low.
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Three sixes?
Three sixes!
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I won! I won the lottery!
I'm rich!
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We can go to your reunion!
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I mean, you can go
to your reunion.
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I'm so happy for you!
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Happy and jealous!
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Mostly jealous!
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Ha ha! I'm rich!
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I'm rich!
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I knew I didn't
peak in high school!
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Daffy, you didn't get
three sixes.
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You were holding it
upside-down.
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You got three nines.
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Besides, you were playing
lucky eights.
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This is hopeless.
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Excuse me. Do you have
a quarter for the parking meter?
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- No.
- But you're holding a quarter.
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What, this?
This isn't a quarter.
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- That's not a quarter?
- No. This is a fake.
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I'm Agent Jimmy Glass,
and this is Agent Ira Buttles.
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And we're with
the Treasury Department.
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We're investigating
a highly illegal
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counterfeit operation
in the area.
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I'm gonna need to
see your wallet.
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Oh! Uh, of course.
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Yep, this one looks
a little iffy.
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Gonna have to run some tests.
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Now get out of here.
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But keep your eyes
and ears open!
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That's it!
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I thought in order
to go to the reunion
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you needed to be someone
you're not, a success.
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But it turns out
you should just go
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as someone you
already are, a liar!
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You want me to go
to the reunion
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and just lie about
how successful I am?
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That's a horrible idea!
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I'm lying.
It's a great idea.
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Or was that a lie?
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This lying could get
out of control.
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Or is that a lie?
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The lying is in control!
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Oh, brother.
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Well, after high school
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I just had to
get away from it all.
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Get back to what's important.
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The land.
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I've got about 30,000 acres
in Montana.
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Probably about 50,000
head of cattle.
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That's about two heads
of cattle per acre. Yeah.
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[dings]
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'I love a cattle drive.'
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[Daffy spitting]
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Too much spitting.
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I signed up after graduation.
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I heard the call of duty,
and I answered.
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Oh, this?
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What you call heroism
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I call duty.
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Believe me,
when you're doing your duty
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you don't think about the fact
that you're doing your duty.
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It's your duty.
You just do it.
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'You do your duty.'
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Too much saying
the word "Duty."
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I'm Batman.
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So what lie did you settle on?
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One lie is too limiting.
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It's gonna be a big reunion.
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I can tell a lot of lies.
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That couldn't possibly backfire.
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What are you saying?
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Well, if I were you
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I'd bring someone along
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to help you keep
track of all those lies.
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But who would want to go
to someone else's reunion?
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Me! I want to go
to your reunion!
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You? Then why didn't you
say something earlier?
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Just stay close.
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The lies are about
to get complicated.
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Name?
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Count Leopold von Lichtenstein.
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How do you spell that?
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Bob Jones.
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- Well, which one is it?
- Uh, both!
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Eh, maybe ease into the lies.
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This is him.
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Phew, that was close.
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Promise me you won't leave
my side the rest of the night.
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I promise.
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[gasps]
Are those lockers?
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Bugs! Bugs!
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♪ Party tonight ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[siren wailing]
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♪ I say I say ♪
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♪ Everyday I go out walkin' ♪
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♪ All them ladies
start to squawkin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause they know that
I'm the coolest bird around ♪
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♪ Now son I've been to Paris
on a boat with 50 sails ♪
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♪ Got thrown into the water
and I wrestled me a whale ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a bird of action ♪
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♪ I don't just talk the talk ♪
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♪ One thing about
old foghorn son ♪
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boom
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♪ I'm the cock of the walk ♪
259
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:12,088
♪ I redesigned the Taj Mahal
and painted every room ♪
260
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,256
♪ I drive a big
ol' monster truck ♪
261
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,050
♪ That runs on cheap perfume ♪
262
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,428
♪ I've won Olympic gold
for every race I've ever run ♪
263
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,224
♪ And I got a Nobel Prize
just for havin' too much fun ♪
264
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,977
♪ A tiger tried to eat me
but I punched him in the nose ♪
265
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:31,232
♪ I caught the Loch Ness Monster
and a flock of UFOs ♪
266
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,485
♪ Harvard hired me to be
their number one head teacher ♪
267
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,280
♪ I won an Oscar for best
rooster in an animated feature ♪
268
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,034
♪ I walk into the hen house all
the chickens start to squawk ♪
269
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,538
♪ You look at me
you're lookin' at the.. ♪
270
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,915
♪ Cock of the walk ♪
271
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:51,502
♪ You look at me
you really see the.. ♪
272
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,963
♪ Cock of the walk ♪♪
273
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,681
Bugs! Bugs!
274
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,767
Remember me? We were
in homeroom together.
275
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,770
Oh, hey, Tanya.
Long time no see.
276
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,980
Whatcha been up to?
277
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,816
Me? Oh, I, uh, um..
278
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,943
- Are you married?
- Married?
279
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,446
Uh, yes.
Happily married.
280
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,990
Very happily married,
to a model.
281
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,325
Wow. Any kids?
282
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,952
Two kids. Boy and a girl.
283
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,538
Tegan and Cassidy.
Also models.
284
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,458
Gee. Well,
it's great to see you.
285
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,710
It's great to see you, Tanya!
286
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,629
What was I so worried about?
I don't need Bugs.
287
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,132
[chuckles]
Elliot Howser.
288
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,385
Oh, Heidi Gardner.
Heh heh.
289
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,096
- Jimmy Banket.
- Friends of yours?
290
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,141
Oh, I don't know
any of these people.
291
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,602
Andy Friedman.
292
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,479
Did you hear that Daffy Duck
293
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,356
won a bronze medal
at the Olympics?
294
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,026
I'm supposed to be
keeping track of Daffy's lies!
295
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,237
And instead, I've been
standing around drinking punch.
296
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,119
Well, I'm now the head
of a very profitable
297
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,621
non-profit organization.
298
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,790
I used to be a pro-surfer,
but after the shark attack
299
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,125
'I had an epiphany'
300
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,877
and decided to dedicate my life
301
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,754
to the betterment of society.
302
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,756
And I'm also a model.
303
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,051
Sorry, Daff. Okay, what lies
have you told so far?
304
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,886
Bugs, relax.
305
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,721
I've got this under control.
306
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,890
- Really?
- Easy breezy.
307
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,601
It's like stealing babies
from a candy store.
308
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:31,936
Go enjoy the reunion.
309
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,813
I don't know.
I think you might need my..
310
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,815
[gasps]
Is that somebody else's
311
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,859
old algebra teacher?
312
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,446
Pete! Marvin!
313
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,406
What have you guys been up to?
314
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,077
Oh. High school
was a horrible time for me.
315
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,331
Therefore, I have spent
every moment since graduation
316
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,708
plotting to destroy the Earth.
317
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,628
Heh. I hope you have better luck
with that than I did.
318
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,712
What about you, Pete?
319
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,174
Oh, I'm still
waiting to graduate.
320
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,634
What about you?
321
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,720
I'm the starting quarterback
for the Dallas Cowboys.
322
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,640
I thought you said
you owned the Dallas Cowboys.
323
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,102
Oh, uh, yeah.
That's, uh, I..
324
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,188
- Well, which is it?
- Uh, uh..
325
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,274
Ooh, look over there!
326
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,192
[upbeat music]
327
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,499
- Bugs!
- Hi.
328
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,626
I've heard you've become
a famous movie star.
329
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,378
Can I have your autograph?
330
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,838
Oh, uh, sure.
331
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,091
I've never had my picture
taken with an astronaut before.
332
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,259
Do you mind?
333
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,303
You're an astronaut, too?
334
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,097
Well, uh, before I was
a movie star, I was, uh..
335
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,142
Batman, come quick! There's
a break-in at the museum!
336
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,768
- Batman?
- Batman?
337
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:59,982
Wait, are you saying this man,
the president of Mexico
338
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,150
is Batman?
339
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,028
[indistinct chatter]
340
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,116
♪ Come on girl
let me rock your world ♪
341
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,701
He's so cute.
342
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,120
I don't remember him
from high school.
343
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,332
B-B-Bugs,
wh-what are you doing here?
344
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,833
I'm here with Daffy.
345
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,501
What are you doing here?
346
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,961
From the story I heard
347
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,339
high school
was pretty rough for you.
348
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,966
[stammering]
Rough? Ha ha ha!
349
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,719
High school was the
g-greatest time in my life.
350
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,180
I'm surprised D-D-Daffy came.
351
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,849
- Huh?
- 'Porky!'
352
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,893
Hey!
353
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,649
Excuse me, but do you
remember Daffy Duck?
354
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,233
- Who?
- Daffy Duck.
355
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,277
Come on,
you gotta remember him.
356
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,530
He was the coolest guy
at your high school.
357
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,200
Daffy Duck,
you know, black feathers
358
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,160
big beak, about this tall.
359
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,871
Oh! You mean, Daffy Dork.
360
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:59,208
Ew, that guy was such a nerd!
361
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,502
[giggling]
362
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,212
I've been looking
all over for you!
363
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,423
My web of lies has entangled
me in a web of lies.
364
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,677
In high school, were you
ever called Daffy Dork?
365
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,969
Daffy Dork?
366
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,805
Why would anyone
call the coolest guy
367
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,306
in high school Daffy Dor..
368
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,308
[gasps]
369
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,938
[stammering]
There were 3 seconds left
370
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,149
and everyone knew
I was taking the last shot.
371
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,318
Hi, I'm Daffy Duck.
372
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,778
Yeah, that's great.
373
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,738
I-I'm the guy who d-didn't ask.
374
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,490
Now b-beat it.
375
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,661
Is this seat taken?
376
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,416
C-cake for everybody!
It's on me!
377
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,251
[cheering]
378
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,340
Hey, nerd, a-are you
enjoying the cake?
379
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,591
It's delicious.
380
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,093
Is it really on you?
381
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,637
N-no, i-it's on you.
382
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,100
[chanting]
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
383
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,601
Daffy Dork!
384
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,186
[all laughing]
385
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,986
So this means I wasn't
the big man on campus.
386
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,780
I was the big dork on campus!
387
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,283
Wow, I really am a liar.
388
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:18,537
And the greatest lie
I ever told was to myself.
389
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,205
Wait! Don't you see?
390
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,665
This is good news.
391
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,835
You'd thought you'd gone
from here to here.
392
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,713
But it turns out
you never went anywhere.
393
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,798
What's good about that?
394
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,176
It means you haven't peaked yet.
395
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,469
[gasps]
396
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,762
You're right.
397
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,764
You hear that, you losers?
398
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,391
I didn't peak in high school!
399
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,686
But you did! And you did!
400
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,230
And you certainly did!
401
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,568
D-Daffy, I've apologized
a-a thousand times.
402
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,694
And you!
403
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,447
You used to be
the prettiest girl in school
404
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,073
and now you're..
405
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,992
Well, you're still
very beautiful.
406
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,536
The point is
you all peaked too soon.
407
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,581
Except for you.
So long, jerks!
408
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,792
I'm off, and unlike you
409
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,544
I have nowhere to go but up.
410
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,587
crash
411
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,422
Aah!
412
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,383
[chanting]
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
413
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,261
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
414
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,805
Daffy Dork!
415
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,014
It's got a ring to it.
416
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,767
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
417
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,394
[theme music]
418
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,193
[crow cawing]
419
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,988
beep
420
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,537
whoosh
421
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,000
hiss hiss
422
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,046
hiss hiss
423
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,426
hiss hiss hiss
424
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,763
thud thud thud
425
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,351
hiss hiss hiss
426
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,686
whoosh
427
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,062
meep meep
428
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,940
[dramatic music]
429
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,529
whoosh
430
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:20,868
hiss hiss hiss
431
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,287
[rumbling]
432
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,919
thud thud
433
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,395
meep meep
434
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,615
thud
435
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,830
[rumbling]
436
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,380
swoosh
437
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,466
thud
438
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,895
[rumbling]
439
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,780
[beeping]
440
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,081
[instrumental music]
441
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,005
I may have missed out
on high school
442
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,550
but I got to go to one heck
of a high school reunion.
443
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,680
Oh! Home movies from
my unconventional youth.
444
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,807
I haven't seen
these in a while.
445
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,102
[instrumental music]
446
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,751
You were
the president of Mexico?
447
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,253
Eh, interim.
448
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,715
You did all that instead of
going to high school?
449
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,050
Do you know what this means?
450
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,052
[laughing]
451
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,056
You peaked too soon!
452
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,100
[laughing]
453
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,938
[door opens]
454
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,565
[door shuts]
455
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,193
Meh, I don't think
I peaked quite yet.
456
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,529
beep
457
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,740
whoosh
458
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,825
[tires screeching]
459
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,913
[theme music]
460
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,689
[stuttering]
Th-Th-Th..
That's all, folks.
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