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[instrumental music]
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Hut one, hut two.
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High! Come on!
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Come on! Get open!
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Interception! Touchdown!
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We did it! Yeah!
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Pathetic!
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Playing all by yourself.
Get some friends, kid.
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I'm all in.
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Fold.
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I'm never
playing with you again!
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Check it out. I stole them
from the movie theater.
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3-D glasses. Ooh!
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From now on,
I'll take my entertainment
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exclusively in three dimensions.
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Daffy, those only work
at the movie theater.
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(man on TV)
The chances of the republican..
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Whoa! He's so close.
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Back off, newsman.
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- It's not in 3-D.
- Whoa.
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- It's like I can touch you.
- Please don't.
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[doorbell rings]
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Meeeh. What's up, neighbor?
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Whoa!
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Ugh! Back to 2-D. What a bummer.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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It's my son, Gossamer.
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He's having some trouble
fitting in at school.
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'All the kids pick on him
and call him a monster.'
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Duh. He is a monster.
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I tried to help him,
but he's at that age
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where he doesn't wanna
listen to his mama.
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The other day
he called me a witch.
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You are a witch.
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[whirring]
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Do you need to be
doing that right now?
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Protein shake.
It's how I maintain this body.
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[whirring]
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Anyway, Gossamer needs help
making friends.
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Now, I think he could benefit
from a positive male role model.
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'Could you take him to school
tomorrow and maybe talk to him?'
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You want Bugs to talk to him?
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He doesn't know the first thing
about making friends.
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He was born with friends.
He's got too many friends.
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The only person who can help
a weirdo like Gossamer
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is another weirdo.
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[clatters]
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That's a great idea.
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You can take him
to school tomorrow.
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What? No.
Find another weirdo.
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No one helped me out
when I was a kid
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so I'm not helping him out.
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You know,
I'm not always a nice witch.
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I'm only taking you to school
'cause I'm afraid of your mom.
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Don't open that.
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Sorry.
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- You're a real weird dude.
- Sorry.
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Why are you always apologizing?
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- Sorry.
- Listen, kid.
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School is like prison.
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And I should know.
I've been to both.
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You do your time
and you get out.
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And if you're lucky,
you'll grow up to be as mature
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and well-adjusted as me.
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Oh, come on! Move it, lady!
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[honking]
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Just get out here.
This mom's taking forever.
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I mean, how many kids
do you have to have
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before you feel like
you've got a family?
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It's irresponsible!
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Will you pick me up
after school?
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Pick you up?
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What do you think, I-I-I just
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sit around all day watching TV?
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You don't think I have a job
or other responsibilities?
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My mom says you're a bum
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and that you mooch off
of Mr. Bunny.
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Well, your mom's stupid.
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Don't tell her I said that.
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[engine starts]
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[tires screeching]
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[honking]
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Gossamer.
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[slaps]
See you later, pal.
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[all laughing]
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[bell ringing]
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Hi, Kyle. Hi, Jason.
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Hi, Emily. What's up, Trevor?
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Hi, Maya.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Andrew.
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[engine rumbling]
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Why didn't you defend yourself?
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My mom says
violence is never the answer.
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Well, your mom is wrong.
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It's almost always the answer.
Don't tell her I said that.
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And, anyway, I don't know
how to defend myself.
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Then it's time to go to school.
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Not that school,
the school of hard knocks.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Uh, w-where's Daffy?
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He's helping our neighbor's kid.
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- Try it.
- We already got our pizza.
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No, try this one.
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Well?
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- I like it.
- This one's frozen!
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Uh, p-pretty impressive.
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Pretty impressive?
It's very impressive.
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Let me
tell you something, Pinky.
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Uh, it's Porky.
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I like to see you make
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a restaurant-quality
frozen pizza.
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You couldn't. You know why?
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Because it's next to impossible,
but I did it.
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And now I'm going to sell
Speedy Gonzales' Frozen Pizzas
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in grocery stores
all across the country!
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What are they doing?
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I'm filming the commercial
later today.
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- Hey, you should be in it.
- Nah.
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Come on!
You can be the customer.
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- I-I-I don't--
- I could play t-the customer.
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Pinky, please.
I'm talking to Senor Bugs.
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What do you say? Will you be
in my frozen pizza commercial?
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- Uh..
- I'd love to do it.
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Yeah. Just let Porky do it.
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Can I at least use your slogan?
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- What slogan?
- "I like it."
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- When did I say that?
- When you tried the pizza.
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It's the perfect slogan,
not too much, not too little.
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I don't love it. I like it.
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It's pizza, man.
It's not a new car.
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- Whatever.
- Oh! Y-y-yippee!
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Relax, Pinky, okay?
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It's a commercial, not a movie.
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But go see the makeup girl.
You're just-just so pink.
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I guess
that's where he gets his name.
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This is the school
I graduated from.
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[grunting]
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I'm kind of a legend
around here.
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What's up, man?
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I don't know you.
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Self-defense
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is about knowing your strengths
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'and your opponent's
weaknesses.'
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It's about stamina..
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...discipline..
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...and never..
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[grunts]
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...letting your guard down.
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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Shouldn't we be wearing
boxing gloves?
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Does anybody wear boxing gloves
in a street fight?
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Also, there's
a $5 glove-rental fee.
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Now, let's get it on!
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[grunts]
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I don't wanna fight.
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Too late, you're in a fight
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and you're already losing.
You know why?
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You're off balance.
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And when you're off balance
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you're open to one of these!
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Hi-ya!
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[thud]
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- Lucky shot.
- I didn't do anything.
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How's this gonna help me
make friends?
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I see what you're doing.
Mind games.
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Well, mind games are no match
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for one of these!
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[groans]
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[breathing heavily]
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Alright. Let's take a break.
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I'm sure
this is a lot of information
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for you to absorb.
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I'm going
to the vending machine.
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I'll bring you back
one of these!
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[groans]
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Well, we've learned two things
here today.
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You refuse to defend yourself
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and I need to double up
on my protein shakes.
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I'm never gonna get any friends.
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Not with that "Kick me" sign
still on your back.
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Give me that.
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'"School talent show."'
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- Huh.
- What is it?
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I think I just figured out a way
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for you to make some friends.
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'A way for you
to impress everyone'
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'and instantly become popular'
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in a single, dramatic moment.
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You mean, enter the talent show?
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Oh, I was gonna say
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watch the talent show wearing
a really cool jacket
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but entering the talent show..
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That's a great idea!
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Wow! You're lucky
I thought of it.
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- Do you have any talents?
- I could sing.
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Ugh! No way. Singing's lame.
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Come on. We can come up
with something better than that.
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Oh, wait. I forgot something.
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To give you one of these!
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[screaming]
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[groans]
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Do you want
restaurant-quality pizza
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in the comfort of your own home?
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Hello, I'm Speedy Gonzales
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of Speedy Gonzales' Pizzarriba
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telling you
that you can now enjoy my pizza
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in a frozen variety
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but don't take my word for it.
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Here's a real-life customer.
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Ahem. What do you think, sir?
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I-I like it!
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Cut!
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Pinky, y-you're overselling it.
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I told you
you could be in the commercial
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but you-you gotta pull back.
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You gotta play real.
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Uh, take it again.
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What do you think, sir?
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(Porky)
'I-I like it!'
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Nope. It's not working.
Senor Bugs.
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Let me hear you say it again.
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- I like it.
- That's it! Perfect!
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Sorry, Pinky, there's just
something about him
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a likeability factor.
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I mean, this guy's okay
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but I wanna party with this guy!
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Let's take it again.
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Hey, Pinky, I'm sorry.
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Scooch to your left
a little bit.
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'Little more, little more.'
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'Little more, little more.'
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'Little more, little more.'
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'Little more.'
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(Porky)
'Uh, how's this?'
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Perfect-o.
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Talent. It can't be taught.
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It can't be bought,
it can't be faked.
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It just is. You dig?
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- Do I dig what?
- Two, three, four!
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[upbeat music]
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No, no, no. Back to one.
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- Where's one?
- 'Two, three, four!'
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[upbeat music]
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Stop, stop, stop!
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You're doing it wrong!
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It's a simple kickball change
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a shimmy to the right
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a shimmy to the left
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pivot, step and head roll.
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Was that so difficult?
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I was thinking maybe I could
sing at the talent show.
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Are you out of your mind?
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That is so lame!
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I mean, do you know how girly
and pathetic you'd look
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if you sang? No, no, no.
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00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,625
If you want friends
263
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,627
you need to dance.
264
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,254
I'm not a dancer.
265
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,632
Well, you just keep
telling yourself that.
266
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,135
This is just so frustrating!
267
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,345
There is a dancer inside of you.
268
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,431
Shame on you for not seeing it
269
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,476
and shame on me for being
the only one who does!
270
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,438
I need to cool off.
I'm gonna take five.
271
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,816
But not before
I give you one of these!
272
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,151
[thud]
273
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,195
Will you go make me
a protein shake?
274
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,072
[instrumental music]
275
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,035
(Speedy on TV)
'I'm Speedy Gonzales
of Speedy Gonzales' Pizzarriba'
276
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,621
'telling you
that you can now enjoy my pizza'
277
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,166
'in a frozen variety.'
278
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,626
- I like it.
- 'And you will, too.'
279
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,920
(Speedy)
'Speedy Gonzales' Frozen Pizza'
280
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,505
'in your grocer's freezer!'
281
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,967
- Huh. How much?
- Oh, it's on the house.
282
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,844
You're famous.
283
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,850
Honey, look.
It's the I-like-it guy.
284
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,650
Oh!
285
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,694
I-like-it guy! Say it.
286
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,655
- I like it.
- Yeah!
287
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,533
I like it.
288
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,663
You probably get this all
the time, but will you say it?
289
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,123
I'm kind of in a hurry.
290
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,459
Please, just one time.
291
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,044
[sighs]
I like it.
292
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,379
Do you mind? Will you say it
for my outgoing message?
293
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,382
- I like it.
- Ooh. Wasn't recording.
294
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,551
- One more time?
- I like it.
295
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,720
Whoo-hoo! I like it!
296
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,097
I'm not sure I like it.
297
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,432
[siren wailing]
298
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,809
(male #1)
'Say it.'
299
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,186
'Yeah, you.'
300
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,688
'"I-like-it guy. Say it.'
301
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,023
I like it.
302
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,066
'Classic.'
303
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,609
[siren wailing]
304
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,862
This whole time
we've been focusing
305
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,406
on the talent part
of the talent show.
306
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,075
But what about the show part?
307
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,077
[engine sputtering]
308
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,871
You don't want me
to juggle chainsaws, do you?
309
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,749
No. That would be ludicrous.
310
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,252
I want you to juggle chainsaws
311
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,420
that have been lit on fire.
312
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,633
Can't I just sing
at the talent show?
313
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,844
No, you can't sing!
That would be a death sentence!
314
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,764
[fire alarm beeping]
315
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,474
Run for our lives!
316
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,519
[dramatic music]
317
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,481
You saved my life.
318
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,066
I'd like to repay you
319
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,568
by giving you one of these!
320
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,239
It's like those protein shakes
are making me weaker.
321
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,159
[tires screeching]
322
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,494
My house!
323
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,000
Hey! Hey,
it's the I-like-it guy!
324
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,294
You live here?
325
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,422
- Say it!
- My house is burning down.
326
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,965
That's not the line.
327
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,800
Turn on the water!
328
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,635
No, you remember.
329
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,847
The little mouse goes,
"What do you think, sir?"
330
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,224
And you say..
331
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,851
I like it!
332
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,311
Whoo-hoo!
333
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,353
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
334
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,564
[both laughing]
335
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,816
Hey, when you're done,
can we get a picture?
336
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,028
[tires screeching]
337
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,324
Well, this is it. Good luck.
338
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,783
[indistinct announcement on PA]
339
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,621
This is the bus station.
What about the talent show?
340
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,664
You can't go to the talent show.
341
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,167
You don't have a talent.
342
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,211
- Here. Take this.
- What's this?
343
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,172
Everything you need
to start a new life.
344
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,840
Fake passport, fake money
345
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,176
and my fake number,
in case of emergency.
346
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,720
"Fernando Valenzuela?"
347
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,347
The baseball player?
348
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,390
The beloved baseball player.
349
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,768
Get ready to have
tons of friends.
350
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,270
Please, just take me
to the talent show.
351
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,356
Ah, uh..
352
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,149
Your funeral, Fernando.
353
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,442
[engine starts]
354
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,114
[instrumental music]
355
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,210
Psst. Hey. You're that guy.
356
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,463
- Say it.
- Shh. There's a kid onstage.
357
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,508
I know. It's my kid.
Come on. Say it.
358
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,760
- No.
- Just say it!
359
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,303
I'm not gonna say it.
360
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,554
As a matter of fact
361
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,640
I'm never gonna say it again
362
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,225
ever!
363
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,185
Typical Hollywood jerk.
364
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,230
[music continues]
365
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,526
Oh, good. You haven't gone on.
366
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,528
I took this
from the science lab.
367
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,904
I think they're scorpions.
368
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,364
I'm not sure
what you should do with them.
369
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,075
Maybe eat 'em, let 'em
run around on your face
370
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,910
something like that?
371
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,704
(male #2)
'And now, our next contestant..'
372
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,205
- Wish me luck.
- Wait.
373
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,082
You forgot the scorpions.
374
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,667
I don't need 'em.
375
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,421
[coughing]
376
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,256
That's my baby!
377
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,049
[whistles]
378
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,719
What is she doing?
379
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,644
My name's Gossamer,
and I'm gonna sing.
380
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,521
[piano music]
381
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,735
♪ The leaves of brown
came tumblin' down ♪
382
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,279
♪ Remember ♪
383
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,490
♪ In September ♪
384
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,117
♪ In the rain? ♪
385
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,327
[piano music]
386
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:22,374
♪ The sun went out
just like a dying ember ♪
387
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,587
♪ That September ♪
388
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,547
♪ In the rain ♪
389
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,594
♪ To every word of love
I heard ♪
390
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,805
♪ You whisper ♪
391
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,515
♪ The raindrops seem ♪
392
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:43,020
♪ To play a sweet refrain ♪
393
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,105
♪ Though spring is here ♪
394
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:49,276
♪ To me it's still September ♪
395
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,654
♪ That September ♪
396
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,364
♪ In the rain ♪
397
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,742
♪ Yeah ♪♪
398
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,035
[giggling]
399
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,543
I like it.
400
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,965
[applauding]
401
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,844
[all cheering]
402
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,474
[instrumental music]
403
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,645
[all laughing]
404
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,980
I can't thank you enough
for helping my boy.
405
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,025
Yes, you can. You're a witch.
You can do anything.
406
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,694
Come on, wave your wand.
Make me strong.
407
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,363
I wanna be strong
408
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,740
super strong, with wings.
409
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,409
And give me 3-D vision.
410
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,578
Stay away from my son.
411
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,413
What's with the glass box
full of sand?
412
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,708
- It's a scorpion tank.
- Where are the scorpions?
413
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,294
[children screaming]
414
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,713
Something bit me!
415
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,384
[engine starts]
416
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,761
[car alarm wailing]
417
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,805
[instrumental music]
418
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,393
[theme music]
419
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,065
[instrumental music]
420
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,158
click
421
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,496
[dramatic music]
422
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,834
[whooshing]
423
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,966
[dramatic music]
424
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,471
Meep, meep.
425
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,396
[thud]
426
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,441
[instrumental music]
427
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,321
[rattling]
428
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,617
[whooshing]
429
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,369
[chomping]
430
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,414
[dramatic music]
431
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,719
[rope creaking]
432
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,977
[thud]
433
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,521
clank
434
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,536
[fire hissing]
435
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,925
[dramatic music]
436
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,951
[bones crackling]
437
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,869
[thud]
438
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,121
boom
439
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,045
Meep, meep.
440
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,882
♪ Ave ♪
441
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:47,764
♪ Mari-i-i-ia ♪♪
442
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,892
[singing in foreign language]
443
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,064
So is this why
you didn't want me
444
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,358
to sing at the talent show?
445
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,527
It's just as painful in 3-D.
446
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,320
[singing continues]
447
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,780
[glass shatters]
448
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,326
[theme music]
449
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,603
You're welcome.
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