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[instrumental music]
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[lawnmower revving]
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Why am I stuck doing this?
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Don't you remember?
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We agreed
that you'll do the chores
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for the first 365 days
of the year
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and I'll do them
for the rest of the year.
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Oh, right!
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[laughing]
Sucker.
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[rumbling]
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I wonder what he's up to?
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What do I always say?
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Don't get involved
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in your neighbor's business.
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Before you know it
their business is your business.
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It's a very slippery slope.
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Daffy, when you live
in a neighborhood
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you live by a strict
code of conduct.
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Part of it is being friendly
to your neighbors.
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Even the bad ones.
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Ah, what's up, neighbor?
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None of your business,
you buck-toothed varmint!
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[laughing]
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What are you laughing at,
beak-face?
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We're just trying
to be friendly.
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I don't need friendship!
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I don't need nothin'!
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I'm totally self sufficient.
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Or at least I'm about to be
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with these here solar panels.
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Goodbye, high energy bills.
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Hello, self sufficiency!
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thud
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Whoops.
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I wanted to keep that.
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[static]
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Wish I had labeled these things.
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[dramatic music]
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[knocking]
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Jackpot! I'm off the grid!
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[drumbeat]
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Sun, do your thing!
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[instrumental music]
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[whirring]
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You hear that?
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That's the sound
of Yosemite Sam
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never needing nothing
from nobody
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never again!
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Have fun paying
your electric bill
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losers!
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[thunder rumbling]
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Oh-oh!
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This...could be a problem.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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Meteorologists are saying
there is no end in sight
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for all of this rain.
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This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
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[laughing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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I'd hate to be
Yosemite Sam right now.
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I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam
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any time.
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[doorbell rings]
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Pardon me, neighbors
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I know I said I, I never
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needed nothing from nobody
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but, uh, could I possibly
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use your microwave to heat
my frozen dinner?
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Don't get involved.
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He's standing right there.
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Where's your microwave?
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[microwave beeping]
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[microwave whirring]
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[clears throat]
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Hmm?
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I thought you said something.
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Uh...no.
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[microwave beeps]
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Oh, thank goodness!
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I-I mean, it's ready.
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Okey-dokey.
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Well, thanks, neighbors.
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Let's never do this again.
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Out of my way, beak-face!
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[doorbell rings]
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(male #1 on TV)
'Of course in this rain
the extra is not..'
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Sorry.
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Code of conduct.
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Apparently no power means
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heh, no hot water.
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You mind if I grab
a-a quick shower?
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I'll just be in and out.
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Sorry I took so long.
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'Wound up taking a long bath'
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after the quick shower.
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I won't bother you again.
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[door shuts]
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Was he wearing my robe?
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Yeah. He used your bathroom.
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[dramatic music]
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[shaver whirring]
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[music continues]
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[screaming]
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[thunder rumbling]
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(Adam on TV)
'I had to see you.'
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(woman on TV)
'Adam, this won't work.'
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[door opens]
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Ah, Sorry.
Electric toothbrush.
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Good for fighting
tartar, but, heh
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bad for when you lose power.
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[whirring]
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Oh! What you watching?
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Aah, I've seen this movie!
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[spits]
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[laughing]
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Yeah, she dies at the end.
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Ooh, I almost forgot
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but one of you's
gotta wake me up
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at 4:30 in the morning.
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Now, when you're waking me
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you gotta do it
very gentle-like.
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I'm a sensitive sleeper.
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'I-I also tend to have
night terrors.'
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So, trust me on this
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you do not want to wake me
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if I am having a night terror.
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'Oh, and if there's a tie
on the door'
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don't come in at all.
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[laughing]
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Nighty night, neighbors!
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[instrumental music]
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[alarm beeping]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Sam, Sam!
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[Sam speaking
in foreign language]
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[speaking in foreign language]
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- What are you doing here?
- I never left.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Who are you talking to?
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I'm talking to a Russian.
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Some dope cut my phone line.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Sheesh! Why don't you
just move in?
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[gasps]
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You were thinking that, too?
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Well, that's a great idea!
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I'll go rustle up my gear.
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BRB, roomies!
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Please tell me
I'm having a night terror.
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Is that my robe?
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[door shuts]
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(Yosemite)
'Whoo-hoo! Hee-haw!'
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[Daffy grunts]
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[laughing]
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Thanks for breaking
my fall, roomie!
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No. Thank you
for breaking my back.
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Eh, this living arrangement
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is only temporary, right?
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Absolutely!
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Soon as that sun
comes back out
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Imma gone!
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But in the meantime
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I should probably stock up
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on some groceries.
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I feel like I'm starting
to get hungry.
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And believe me
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you won't like me
when I'm hungry.
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I don't like you now.
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[thunder rumbling]
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And thanks again
for spotting me.
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I'll pay you back.
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This temporary
living arrangement
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is starting to feel
very permanent.
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It's gotta stop
raining some time.
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Soy cheese nachos?
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Try one. Try one.
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Try one.
Try one.
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Tastes like real cheese.
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Try one. Try one.
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Huh? No?
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[laughing]
Okay, more for me.
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[burps]
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Well, time for bed.
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Ahem, ahem.
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And, uh, you're sitting on it.
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I didn't want it
to come to this
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but I think it would be best
if you slept somewhere else.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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I'm afraid so.
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You can't sleep here.
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Well, then it's settled.
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You sleep on the couch
and I'll sleep in your bed!
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What? You can't sleep
in his bed!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're jealous.
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Well, don't worry,
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I actually like to sleep
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like I'm in a sandwich.
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You know,
one mattress on the top
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one mattress on the bottom.
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So I'll take your bed, too.
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There, problem solved.
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Nighty night!
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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[chirping]
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Seriously,
keep that lid on tight
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or those bed bugs
will bite.
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[door bell rings]
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I am here to meet Yosemite Sam
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my new husband.
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[gasps]
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Svetlana?
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Uh...you, uh...ooh..
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You don't look
like your picture.
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You don't look like
your picture, either.
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That was, uh,
that was before the beard.
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Come on, let me show
you to your room.
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[instrumental music]
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[Yosemite giggling]
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Mm, hmm.
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Uh, what the..
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Uh, how'd these rascals
get on my hands?
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Now, get!
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Get, you soft and pretty gloves!
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Heh, uh..
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...what's up, roomies?
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Sam, we need to talk.
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There's simply not enough room
in this house
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for the four of us.
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I couldn't agree more.
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That's why I sent Svetlana
packing this morning.
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Oh, it's no big loss!
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She was one of those
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has-to-tell-you-about
the-dream-she-just-had
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kind of girls.
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Although, now that I think
about it
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I had a crazy dream
last night.
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I was in the house
I grew up in
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but it was different,
you know?
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All the rooms were like
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uh, on the wrong side.
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It was weird.
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Anyway, neighbor's dog
was there
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but we was all acting
like it was our dog.
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Silky!
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Does the term slippery slope
ring a bell?
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You were right.
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When I first moved in here
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I remember stating very clearly
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let's not be nice
to the neighbors.
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You were right.
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And I remember thinking
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to myself as I was saying it
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Daffy, this is sounding
a little harsh.
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but you know what?
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You were right.
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I was right!
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- What'd you say?
- You were right!
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[gasps]
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I've dreamed of this moment
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for so long.
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It just doesn't get
any better than this.
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And I need your help.
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Aagh! It just got
so much better!
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[instrumental music]
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[rooster crowing]
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♪ Chickenhawk gettin' hungry ♪
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♪ Chickenhawk gettin' hungry ♪
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♪ I want some chicken to eat ♪
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♪ It is my favorite meat ♪
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♪ I like it crispy or glazed ♪
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♪ It puts me in a daze ♪
275
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,161
♪ I like it fried up or baked ♪
276
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,414
♪ On my birthday
I eat chicken cake ♪
277
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,708
♪ Chickenhawk's not a chicken ♪
278
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,003
♪ He's just a hawk
that eats chicken ♪
279
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,089
♪ Now just one second alright? ♪
280
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,799
♪ I've got something
for your appetite ♪
281
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,634
♪ There's so many things
that you could eat ♪
282
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,469
♪ There's a Chinese restaurant
down the street ♪
283
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,138
♪ Or how about
a fish taco son? ♪
284
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,348
♪ This bakery's got
good honey buns ♪
285
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,770
♪ Don't you seem so tasty ♪
286
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,232
♪ Hey chicken get in my mouth ♪
287
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:16,777
♪ How about a hot dog ♪
288
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,905
♪ With mustard and sauerkraut? ♪
289
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:24,618
♪ No I want some chicken no lie
you are my chicken pot pie ♪
290
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,539
♪ Instead of chicken try pork
just please put down that fork ♪
291
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,374
♪ Try my grandma's baked beans ♪
292
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,168
♪ They've got ten
grams of protein ♪
293
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,919
♪ They're gooey sweet
and piping hot ♪
294
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,963
♪ You'll want to eat
the whole dang pot ♪
295
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,508
♪ Chickenhawk gonna
eat the beans ♪
296
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,511
♪ Chickenhawk is enjoying
the beans ♪
297
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,430
I knew you'd
come around, son.
298
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,183
You know what would go
good with these beans?
299
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,851
- Chicken.
- Uh-oh.
300
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,686
Get over here, chicken.
301
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:54,106
♪ Chicken does go good
with beans ♪
302
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:58,360
♪ Beans and chicken
what a heavenly combo ♪♪
303
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,075
(male #2 on TV)
'Time for bies and tries.'
304
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,453
'Hit it! And one. And two.'
305
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,622
'And three. And four.'
306
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,165
- 'Reach for it.'
- Umm..
307
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,375
'And...rest.'
308
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,546
Oh! I'm sweatin' like a hog!
309
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,882
Daffy, it's your greatest skill.
310
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,635
Repelling people. Use it.
311
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,553
Well, he's not gonna leave
312
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,555
as long as he likes being here.
313
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,349
We have to make it so unpleasant
314
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,934
that he wants to move out.
315
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:30,893
But how?
316
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:31,977
We have to fill our home
317
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,270
with incessant fighting
318
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,689
resentment, and so much tension
319
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,525
that no one could stand
to live here.
320
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,652
At least that's what
my parents did.
321
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,446
So you're saying we should stage
a fake fight?
322
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,156
That's exactly what I'm saying.
323
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,077
(male #2 on TV)
'Okay, time for the abs
and glutes.'
324
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,620
Oh, you're killing me!
325
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,165
But those are my problem areas.
326
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,627
(Bugs)
'How many times
do I have to tell you'
327
00:13:56,710 --> 00:14:00,589
'to put your dirty dishes
in the dishwasher?'
328
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:05,135
Really? That's the best fake
fight you can come up with? Ha.
329
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,971
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot
330
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,473
you're the reigning king
of fake fight land.
331
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,850
We wouldn't even need
to have a fake fight
332
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,561
if you didn't get us
into this mess!
333
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,771
Well, some of this
is your fault, too.
334
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,606
Me? What did I do?
335
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,941
I specifically remember
336
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,569
hearing you pray for rain
two days ago.
337
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,113
- What?
- Don't play dumb with me.
338
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,699
I heard you complaining
about how the dry air
339
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,867
was exacerbating your eczema.
340
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:29,952
[exhales]
341
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,454
First of all,
it's not eczema.
342
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,664
It's psoriasis
343
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,583
which is a much less
serious skin condition.
344
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,377
And second of all, a man's
prayers are his own business
345
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,129
and you shouldn't
be eavesdropping.
346
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,007
Break it up. Break it up! Whoa!
347
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,050
Y'all can't be fighting.
348
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,510
He means the world to you
349
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304
and you know that.
350
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,306
And he means the world to you
351
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,057
and you know that.
352
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,726
And I mean the world
353
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977
to both of you
354
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,729
and we all know that!
355
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,314
It is so clear
356
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,984
that you need me here
to keep us all together.
357
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,819
We're like a family now.
358
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,362
Like brothers.
359
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,905
Or fathers.
360
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,198
Nah, brothers.
361
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,992
Let's hug.
362
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,827
I'll never ever leave.
363
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:15,164
Never, ever, never.
364
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,957
I'll never leave.
365
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,958
Never.
366
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,002
[thunder rumbling]
367
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,051
Well, that didn't work.
368
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,053
Operation Roommate Removal
369
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,930
is about to enter phase two.
370
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,016
(Yosemite)
'Keep it down.'
371
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,853
Oh, right. We don't wanna
upset Mr. Light Sleeper.
372
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,730
Or do we?
373
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,066
[upbeat music]
374
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,942
Hey! Having a good time?
375
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,112
Feel free to use the coasters.
376
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,447
And turn up the music!
377
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,948
The louder, the better!
378
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,035
And we will be losing
379
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,662
one annoying house guest
380
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,289
in five, four
381
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,208
'three, two..'
382
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,544
What in tarnation
is goin' on here?
383
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,545
...one.
384
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,588
'If this is the kind of'
385
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,547
'shenanigans'
386
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,924
'that's gonna go on here'
387
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,468
I'm just gonna pack
my bags and get the..
388
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,469
[gasps]
389
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,596
Is that karaoke?
390
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,640
[rock music]
391
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:22,606
♪ Wherever you go
I'll be with you ♪
392
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:32,950
♪ Whatever you want
I'll give it to you ♪
393
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,375
♪ Whenever you need someone ♪
394
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:45,796
♪ To lay your heart
and head upon ♪
395
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:51,719
♪ Remember after the fire
after all the rain ♪
396
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:57,182
♪ I will be the flame ♪
397
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:05,524
♪ I will be the flame ♪♪
398
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,987
[crowd cheering]
399
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,030
[laughing]
400
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,616
Time for phase two.
401
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,953
[instrumental music]
402
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,371
Yosemite, wake up.
403
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,998
Huh! What's happening?
404
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,624
There's a ghost
in this house!
405
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,918
- A ghost?
- Yes, a ghost!
406
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,837
And he's a very angry ghost.
407
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,091
I said, he's a very
angry ghost!
408
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,302
[Bugs howling]
409
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,763
Ooh! He does sound angry.
410
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,806
Uh..
411
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,476
[howling]
412
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,144
Come on, Bugs,
this is no time
413
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,645
to be playing
in the laundry!
414
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,230
There's a ghost
in our house!
415
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,857
[instrumental music]
416
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,777
You two will be safe out here
in the cold and rain.
417
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820
What?
418
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,946
I locked the door.
419
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,741
That durn ghost
ain't escaping!
420
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,159
[dramatic music]
421
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,829
Come on, ghost.
422
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,165
It's just you and me now, ghost.
423
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,626
Is that you? Ha!
424
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,668
Ha!
425
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,838
'Oh, you think
you can get away, huh?'
426
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,256
[glass shattering]
427
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,175
[Daffy snoring]
428
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,679
Wake up, boys!
It's a good morning!
429
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,473
I got him.
430
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,934
It took all night,
but in this
431
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,062
I believe I have
your ghost!
432
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,149
Either that or it's just
a jar full of air.
433
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,735
You idiot!
There was no ghost!
434
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,363
We told you that
so you would leave!
435
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,447
[whimpers]
436
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,157
Brother, is it true
437
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,034
what my other brother just said?
438
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,327
It's true, doc.
439
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,996
You can't stay with us anymore.
440
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,332
- I can take a hint.
- Well, not really.
441
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,000
We've dropped a ton of 'em.
442
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,670
Alright. I don't need
to be told twice.
443
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,840
Apparently, you need to be told
about a thousand times.
444
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,593
I'm a bad house guest.
Always have been.
445
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,554
You give me an inch,
I take a mile.
446
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,223
You give me a secret,
I post it online.
447
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,892
You tell me under
no circumstances am I to look
448
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,561
in your third desk drawer
449
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,689
and I got your third desk
drawer right here.
450
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:09,940
Here you go.
451
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,360
I guess I'll just go back
452
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,280
to my cold, dark
453
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,031
lonely house
454
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,909
'cause I ain't
got no family.
455
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,911
[sobbing]
456
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,501
I know I'm gonna regret this.
457
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,838
- Are you crazy?
- Crazy? Yes.
458
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,339
Heartless? No.
459
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,718
Come on back inside,
you can stay!
460
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,347
You...you really...mean it?
461
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,599
[gasping]
462
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,642
[birds chirping]
463
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,645
[instrumental music]
464
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,610
[whirring]
465
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,743
Whoo-hoo! I'm back in business!
466
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,288
Toodle-oo, you buck-toothed,
beak-faced losers!
467
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,998
I don't need no one!
468
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,961
Well, I hope
you learned your lesson
469
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,588
about talking to neighbors.
470
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,715
Daffy, letting him stay with us
471
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,634
was the right thing to do.
472
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,638
And if I had it to do
over again, I would.
473
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,681
[thunder rumbling]
474
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,893
[whirring]
475
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,520
Brothers!
476
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,065
Quick! Get inside! Run!
477
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,610
[instrumental music]
478
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,657
Heh, heh, I can't
believe that fool
479
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,117
thought there was a ghost
in this jar.
480
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,452
[laughing]
Yeah.
481
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,454
- What a maroo..
- What?
482
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,331
Uh, is that the jar
483
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,999
that had the bed bugs in it?
484
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,753
[both grunting]
485
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,007
[theme music]
486
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,951
[stutters]
That's all, folks.
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