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Did you know,
it's 277 miles long
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18 miles wide,
and over a mile deep?
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I-I mean, in places.
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It's not a mile deep everywhere.
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Although it looks
like a mile.
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Did you know,
recent evident suggests
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the Colorado river formed
the canyon over..
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Maybe they have earplugs
in the gift shop.
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Oh! Mini license plates!
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A-ha. "Daniel, Darvin,
Doug, Eduardo."
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What the..
No Daffy?
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You have five Darvins
and no Daffy?
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"Darvin"?
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A "1001 Grand Canyon Jokes."
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That's about a 1000 more
than I thought there were.
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I mean, what, did someone just
match Darren and Marvin together
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and think that
that's a clever name?
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Well, it's not!
It's a stupid name.
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Darvin is the world's
stupidest name.
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Great name.
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And the soda.
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I left my wallet at home.
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...was originally inhabited
by Native Americans
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some of whom may have
considered the Grand Canyon
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to be a holy site.
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So what do you think?
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[gargling]
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I've seen better.
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[clanks]
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Let's go see a movie.
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Sir, you threw a can of soda
into the Grand Canyon.
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That's littering
on federal property.
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And who are you?
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I'm a park ranger.
Who are you?
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Oh, uh, Darvin
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Andrew's son.
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You're comin' with me.
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Wait. Let's be reasonable.
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Buddy, if you don't put
some pants on
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you're gonna be coming
with me, too.
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I think I saw some
at the gift shop.
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Let me go, and I'll pay you
whatever you want!
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Ah, I forgot my wallet.
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Bugs! Pay him whatever he wants!
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Aren't you gonna
say something?
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"Why is the Grand Canyon
called the Grand Canyon?"
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"Cause he thought gargantuan
canyon made him sound fat."
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Well, if you don't like
that one, I got a 1000 more.
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[theme music]
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And that's when I saw him
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throw this empty can of soda
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into the Grand Canyon.
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It's clear
that you are the litterer.
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The fine is $50.
This court is now adjourned.
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Your honor!
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This is a case built on lies
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stacked on a house of cards
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standing on a mountain
of fabricated falsehoods.
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I move for immediate dismissal.
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You can't do that.
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Well, then I'd like to call
my first witness.
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Would you please state
your name for the court?
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Eh, Porky Pig.
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What's the matter?
Are you nervous?
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I'm not nervous.
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You sure sound nervous.
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This is what
I always sound--
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Maybe you're nervous
because you're lying.
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But I'm not
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Maybe you're lying
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because you don't
want us to know
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your true identity.
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[stuttering]
Uh..
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And the reason you don't want
us to know your true identity
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is because you, sir,
are the litterer!
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[fan creaking]
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[gasping]
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And a collective gasp
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fills the courtroom.
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Are we done here?
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Are you not wearing pants?
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Where's the gift shop?
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[fan creaks]
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Please state your name
for the court.
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- Bugs Bunny.
- Mr. Bunny.
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Where were you on
the night of November 10th?
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Uh, I'm not sure
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but didn't this happen
in the daytime on June 1st?
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A-ha!
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And how would you know that
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if you were not guilty
of this heinous crime?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here is your litterer.
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Daffy, just pay the fine.
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Hostile witness!
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Oh, you call this hostile?
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This is not hostile.
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If you want hostile,
I'll give you hostile.
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- Objection!
- Overruled!
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- That's what I say!
- What?
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- Overruled.
- Sustained.
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Keep this up, and I'll hold you
both in contempt of court.
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I apologize for my friend,
Your Highness.
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Now, if I may.
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What do we know?
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The piece of litter in question?
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A can of soda.
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So, it would fit that
the litterer must like soda.
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It may surprise
the court to learn
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that I, Daffy Duck
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despise soda.
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[gasping]
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Is anyone even listening here?
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The point is, I can't
possibly be the litterer
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because I don't like soda.
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And if the soda gets spit,
you must acquit.
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[slurps]
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splurrt
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splat
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[gavel slams]
Order!
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You are both held
in contempt and will be
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placed in jail immediately.
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Bailiff, take them away!
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[cash register dings]
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What'd I miss?
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[instrumental music]
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- 'Name?'
- Daffy Duck.
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- 'Crime?'
- Contempt of court.
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- 'Name? Crime?'
- Bugs Bunny.
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Well, some might say
being too good-looking.
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[upbeat music]
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
Contempt of court.
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Oh, no. I'm gonna be
swimming in this.
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Do you have a belt
or a sash?
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I'm about to meet
a ton of new people
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and I'd rather not look
like a big, fat traffic cone.
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See what I mean?
That's a lot of orange.
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[growling]
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[clanking]
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Not too shabby.
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I mean, it could use
some accessories
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uh, maybe a few pillows
or some scented candles.
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I'm thinking
this might be a problem.
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[water burbling]
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[baton taps]
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Ew.
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Eh, a little salty.
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But I gotta say,
it's a pleasure
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having somebody cook for me.
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How can you be so relaxed?
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We're in prison. Jail.
The big house.
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We're up the river.
We're down the creek.
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We're two picks short of a load!
There's no "I" in team!
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You gotta fight
for your right to party.
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[grunting]
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Party's over.
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What are you scared of?
This guy?
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'I bet he's a teddy bear.'
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I'm Bugs, this is Daffy.
We're in cell 2-R.
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'Come by anytime.
The door's always open.'
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Well, not technically,
but you get the point.
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Anywho, would you be a dear
and please pass me the ketchup?
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[glass shatters]
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Are you serving time
for being rude
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or because you
can't follow directions?
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[growling]
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Eh, so,
let me get this straight.
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I can insult whomever I please
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without fear of bodily harm?
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I should have gotten
thrown in jail years ago.
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It's a smart Alec's paradise.
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Say, I like your hair.
Did you butcher it yourself?
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(prisoner #1)
'Nah, I'll butcher you!'
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I don't know
where you got your looks
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but I hope
you kept the receipt!
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Oh, I'm gonna get you!
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Hey, buddy,
can I borrow your brain?
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You're obviously not using it.
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[man grunting]
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You gotta get me out of here.
I'm not cut out for this place.
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Look at me, I can't eat,
I can't sleep.
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You don't know what
it's like being cut off
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from the outside world.
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What year is it?
Who's President?
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You've only been
in here one day.
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Well, it's been
a very hard day.
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Did you know
they have a yard here
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where you can exercise
for free?
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Well, before I go
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uh, I made you a cake.
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A cake, huh?
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[splattering]
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Nothing?
No crowbar, no shiv?
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Who brings a cake to a prisoner
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'without putting
a means of escape inside?'
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How do you expect us
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to break out of this place?
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- Mother.
- Ooh. Where we going now?
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[harmonica music]
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[clanks]
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Phew. Excuse me.
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What's the goal here?
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Are we building
something, or just
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making rocks
into smaller rocks?
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And would it be possible
for me to switch places
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with that pituitary case
over there?
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[growling]
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I burn easily.
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You'll have
to pardon my friend.
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The heat's getting to him.
He's not used to this.
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He's not a hardened criminal
like you.
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I mean, I shouldn't assume
that you're a hardened criminal
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but in my defense, you do
have a Neanderthal-shaped head
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which I normally equate
with stupidity.
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Uh, not that
you're stupid
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I just mean that you look
stupid.
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I don't mean that as an insult.
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I mean, some people think
stupid to mean cool.
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Like, that's a stupid car,
you've got a stupid apartment.
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I wish I could stop talking.
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I'm just very nervous right now.
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I tend to ramble
when I'm nervous.
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You know
what the word "ramble" means?
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You're probably
too stupid to know
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and here, I mean stupid-stupid,
not stupid-cool.
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[growling]
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[yells]
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[growling]
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[instrumental music]
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
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There's only one thing to do.
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Teach that bully a thing or..
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Jump!
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...two!
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[growling]
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[theme music]
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♪ I had a toy train
when I was young ♪
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♪ But a wheel fell off
and it wouldn't run ♪
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♪ And oh ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
♪ Yosemite Sam ♪
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♪ Daddy sent me to school
but things got weird ♪
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♪ When the kids made fun
of my long red beard ♪
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♪ And oh ♪
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♪ I blew my stack ♪
♪ Blimmity-blam ♪
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♪ The merchant marine kept
my temper at bay ♪
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♪ Until a dolphin looked
at me the wrong way ♪
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♪ And oh
I blew my stack ♪
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♪ You better
watch it dolphin ♪
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♪ Oh man ♪
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♪ So I worked at the library
a peaceful place ♪
252
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♪ But people kept turning
their books in late ♪
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♪ And oh
I blew my stack ♪
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♪ Got to bring
your books back in ♪
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♪ Well I try to stay calm
cool as ice ♪
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♪ But somebody says something
just not nice ♪
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♪ Deep inside
I just don't feel right ♪
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♪ I'm like a walking stick
of lit dynamite ♪
259
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,868
♪ I'm about to blow
you better go ♪
260
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,329
♪ You're about to guest star
on the blow-my-stack show ♪
261
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,123
♪ Show show ♪
262
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,500
♪ Anger management classes
count to ten ♪
263
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,461
♪ But I only get to three
and then ♪
264
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,796
♪ Guess what ♪
265
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:54,880
♪ I blow my stack ♪
266
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,924
♪ You didn't get to ten ♪
267
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,968
♪ Hey quit rubbin' it in ♪
268
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,262
♪ Sorry Sam
that's what happened ♪
269
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,181
♪ It's like you're trying
to get me to blow my stack ♪
270
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,724
♪ Maybe that's the plan ♪
271
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,685
♪ Oh I'm a warnin' you ♪
272
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,145
♪ He's gonna go ka-blam ♪
273
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,604
Oh!
274
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,772
ka-boom
275
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,027
[wheezes]
276
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,950
[instrumental music]
277
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,829
[coughing]
278
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,875
We're alive?
279
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,085
We're alive!
280
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,213
Who cares about that?
We're free.
281
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,341
It's like I have a clean slate,
a fresh start.
282
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,179
And this time, I am gonna be
a little less charitable.
283
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,306
Uh, not so fast, bub.
284
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,684
- We got to turn ourselves in.
- Are you crazy?
285
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,227
That guy with
the Neanderthal-shaped head
286
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,687
will kill us!
287
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,607
I'm not letting one bad apple
ruin prison for me.
288
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,233
I'm going back to jail.
289
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,737
Well, I'm gonna live my life
on the lam.
290
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,030
[both grunting]
291
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,576
[instrumental music]
292
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,621
We gotta do something
about this.
293
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,247
Follow me.
294
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,582
[birds chirping]
295
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,210
[instrumental music]
296
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,420
(Daffy)
'Step one
of life on the lam..'
297
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,549
...change your appearance.
298
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,051
And if you're gonna be
attached to me
299
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,721
you're going blonde, too.
300
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,932
Stop! What are you doing? Oh.
301
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,683
[hair dryer whirring]
302
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,352
Are you crazy?
303
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,231
Well, hello.
304
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,775
[instrumental music]
305
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,905
(man on radio)
'Be on the lookout
for two prison escapees'
306
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,491
'a gray rabbit
and a black duck.'
307
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,743
[whimpering]
308
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,036
Not so fast.
309
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,080
I have some business
to take care of.
310
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,456
Once we get this chain off
311
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,333
you can turn yourself in
all you want.
312
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,960
Oh, I will.
313
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,754
Jail was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me
314
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,423
and you're not gonna
keep me from it.
315
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,509
[screeching]
316
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,135
(Bugs)
'Excuse me, officer.'
317
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,930
Uh, don't mean to bother you,
but my name is Bugs Bunny
318
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225
and this is Daffy Duck, and
we're supposed to be in jail.
319
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,186
- You're Bugs Bunny?
- The one and only.
320
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,105
And you're Daffy Duck?
321
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,190
I didn't say that.
322
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,405
(officer #1)
'I don't see the resemblance.'
323
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,865
Well, then, how do you
explain this chain?
324
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,285
Your personal lives
are your business.
325
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,161
Stay out of trouble.
326
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,372
[engine revving]
327
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,792
No! Take me with you!
328
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,044
Come on!
Let's get out of here.
329
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,045
Where are we going?
330
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,256
[instrumental music]
331
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,341
Wherever this will take us.
332
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,427
Oh!
333
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,646
[music continues]
334
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,734
[bell dings]
335
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,486
Can I help you?
336
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,946
We'd like a room.
337
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,489
- Name?
- Bug--
338
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,033
We can't give away
our real names.
339
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,117
We're on the lam.
340
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,201
[clears throat]
341
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,996
I'm Count
Leopold von Lichtenstein
342
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,581
and this is Randy.
343
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,957
You don't happen
to have any chain cutters
344
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,501
or acetylene torches
back there, do ya?
345
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,798
The motel gift shop may not
have had any welding equipment
346
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,259
but the book selection
wasn't half bad.
347
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,470
Can you keep it down?
348
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,513
I'm trying to sleep.
349
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,015
Well, I'm trying to read.
350
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,018
And it's not easy
with you tossing and turning.
351
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,520
You think I like having
to share a bed with you?
352
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,190
At least in prison,
we weren't chained together.
353
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,609
We had a whole cell to enjoy.
354
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,570
Oh, cell block number five.
355
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,072
Well, you're no picnic, either.
356
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,740
You think I enjoy
listening to you
357
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,951
wax nostalgic about
your time in jail, huh.
358
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,496
And by the way,
a prison nickname doesn't count
359
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,874
if you give it
to yourself, dynamite.
360
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,669
You better watch it, duck
361
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,672
because the fuse just got lit.
362
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,590
[hissing]
363
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,261
[spits]
364
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,516
Oh! How dare you?
365
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,519
No one and I mean no one
would do something
366
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,187
that rude in prison.
367
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,398
Now, goodnight, Leopold.
368
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,732
Goodnight, Randy.
369
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,442
[instrumental music]
370
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:37,079
Step two of life
on the lam, get a job.
371
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,580
[door creaks]
372
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,419
Good afternoon, I'm Leopold.
I'll be your waiter.
373
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,587
And I'm Randy,
I'll be your waiter.
374
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,214
What is the soup of the day?
375
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,007
[door opens]
376
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,759
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.
377
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,094
[indistinct radio chatter]
378
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,512
[gasps]
379
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,892
- Officer--
- Sorry about that.
380
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,936
But the soup
of the day is a secret.
381
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,231
If you say one word
to those cops
382
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,109
I promise to make
the rest of your life
383
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,403
a living nightmare.
384
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,113
How is that any different
than now?
385
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,949
Hey, blondies,
some service over here?
386
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,119
- Not a word.
- Oh, good afternoon, gentlemen.
387
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,122
Uh, what can I get you?
388
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,290
What does this say?
389
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,125
(Bugs)
'"We're on the lam."'
390
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,918
- You're on the, what?
- Lam.
391
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,629
Oh, lamb. I love lamb.
392
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,923
Oh! Is-is there a lamb special?
393
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,050
[whispering]
No, we're on the lam.
394
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,595
- What's on the lam?
- Oh, I hope it's mint jelly.
395
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,888
That goes great with lam.
396
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,973
No, we're on the lam.
397
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,683
You're on the lam?
398
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,934
[chuckles]
399
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,478
No, we're not on the lam.
400
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,896
Oh, thank goodness.
401
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,815
Rabbit and duck on lamb
is way too much meat.
402
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,567
I'm watching my cholesterol.
403
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,778
Just give us
three veggie burgers.
404
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,283
- How'd we do?
- Seventy-five cents in tips.
405
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,411
I've got the wrong personality
for customer service.
406
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,455
This isn't enough money
for the hotel.
407
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,831
Where are we gonna sleep?
408
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,292
Step three of life on the lam
409
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,377
always have a back-up plan.
410
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,298
[toilet flushing]
411
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260
Nice back-up plan.
412
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,806
Look on the bright side,
at least it can't get any worse.
413
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,724
[thunder rumbling]
414
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,022
Any other bold predictions?
415
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,442
One day, this country
will send a man to the moon.
416
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,528
That's already happened.
417
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,531
Am I...a wizard?
418
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,284
If you were a wizard, you'd do
something about this chain.
419
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,788
Chain, break!
420
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,331
[scoffs]
421
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,958
Chain, break!
422
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,795
You may not be a wizard
but you sure are entertaining.
423
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,715
Silence! You're throwing off
my wizard concentration.
424
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,925
Chain..
425
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,301
[lightning crashes]
426
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,638
I am a wizard.
427
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,056
- That was lightning.
- Huh.
428
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,975
Classic non-wizard thing to say.
429
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,395
Now, the only question
that remains is
430
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,773
will I be a good wizard
or a bad wizard?
431
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,525
Bad wizard!
432
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,485
Beware, mortals
433
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,362
for Daffy Duck the wizard
434
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,614
shall rule the world!
435
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,449
(officer #2)
'Did you say Daffy Duck?'
436
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,369
Daffy Duck the wizard.
Who wants to know?
437
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,289
The police.
You're going back to jail.
438
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,916
I thought you'd never find us.
439
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,673
Lightning, strike!
Lightning, strike!
440
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,341
[tapping]
441
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,603
No! Don't make me leave.
442
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,605
Wait, no, wait. Oh.
443
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,316
But tonight's meatloaf Monday.
444
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,984
[door closes]
445
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,778
So long, Chainsaw.
446
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,115
Call me when you get out,
in a 140 years.
447
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,491
Take care, Manslaughter
448
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,619
and look into getting
that name changed.
449
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,204
I really think
it'll make a difference.
450
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,833
Hmm. And I think
I'll miss you most of all
451
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,711
Neanderthal-shaped head man.
452
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,588
[grunts]
453
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,673
[Bugs sobbing]
454
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,470
You can stop crying.
You're free.
455
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,098
- But that's why I'm crying.
- Cheer up.
456
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,476
With a recidivism rate
of 68%
457
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519
you'll be back in jail
in no time.
458
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,605
What about you, Daffy?
459
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,273
Did you learn your lesson?
460
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,193
You bet.
I'm a changed man.
461
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,778
[slurping]
462
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,947
[can clattering]
463
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,115
[siren wailing]
464
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,243
Will you open
the glove compartment
465
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,495
and hand me those pants?
466
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,705
[instrumental music]
467
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,585
[theme music]
468
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,362
That's all, folks.
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