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Hmm.
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[giggles]
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Excuse me, sir, the country club
is for members only.
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- Well, I'm a member.
- What's your membership number?
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One. I'm number one.
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One is not a valid
membership number.
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Did I say one?
I meant two.
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Sir, if you're not a member,
I'm going to have to insist
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that you exit the property.
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Fine.
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I don't wanna belong to a club
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that would have me
as a member, anyway.
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We don't have you as a member.
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And you never will.
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- 'Membership number?'
- '1673.'
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1673, huh?
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[rustling]
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- Membership number?
- 1673.
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Looks like I have
a new lucky number.
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- 'Fore!'
- No, dummy, 1673!
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[groans]
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[theme music]
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Membership number?
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1673
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and this gentleman
is my guest.
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Welcome to Royal Oaks Glen Oaks
Oakwood Oaks Country Club.
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Or ROGOOOCC
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'as us members call it.'
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Daffy, how did you get
into a country club?
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- I'm rich.
- No, you're not.
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- I'm beloved in the community.
- No, you're not.
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Well, this is a real
He said-she said situation.
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Now, what do you feel like doing
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golf, tennis, swimming?
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We've got everything here
at the ROGO, uh..
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"R-O-G-O-O-O-C-C."
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I'm up for some tennis.
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Not looking like that,
you're not.
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Wow. This place
is pretty impressive.
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Oh, we only let in
the real hoi polloi
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the top Philistines,
the finest bourgeois.
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You don't speak French.
I'm sorry for that.
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Dickey, Aggie!
Hugs, hugs, kiss, kiss.
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Wanted to introduce you
to my friend, Bugsy.
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Bugsy, Dickie. Dickie, Bugsy.
Aggie, Dickie. Bugsy, Daffy.
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Dickie, Aggie.
Dickie, Bugsy, Daffy..
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...Dickie.
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- Out!
- What? Ow!
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(Daffy)
'Ace! 30-love.'
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Hey. This is ridiculous.
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(Daffy)
'Ace. 40-love.'
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Excuse me. Excuse me
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- Excuse me.
- Oh!
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Hi.
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- Oh!
- 'Ace! game!'
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Are you okay?
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I don't know. Do I look okay?
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I think you look great.
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I think you look great, too.
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Well, I still got it.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I won the match
while you were gone.
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You should have called
time out.
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Then I guess we both won
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'cause I just scored a date
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with a beautiful woman.
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- She's perfect.
- Oh!
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Absolutely perfect.
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[soft piano music]
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Can I get you anything to start?
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(in unison)
I'll have the carrot soup.
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Oh!
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Two carrot soups.
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And try not
to mix up our orders.
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Oh! He he.
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'Oh.'
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I'd hate to jinx it
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but this date is off
to a pretty good start.
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[giggles]
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You look very pretty.
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I like your hair.
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Oh, thanks.
They're my ears, so..
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But how long have you
been playing tennis?
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My whole life.
It's kind of my passion.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Oh, sorry. That's my phone.
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Sorry.
Lot of stuff in here.
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Makeup, keys, rubber band ball
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'deck of cards, stapler..'
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'...flashlight, mini fan.'
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[glass shatters]
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I like to record my thoughts.
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Note to self,
clean out your purse.
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Oh. Here it is.
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Hello? Hi. Oh. Nothing.
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I'm just on a date
with a really cute guy.
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He's sitting across
from me right now.
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He's totally looking at me.
Oh, no, wait.
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Now he's looking down.
Now he's looking around.
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Oh, no,
he's looking at me again.
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I better go. Okay.
Call me later.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Friend of yours?
- Nope, wrong number.
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Oh. Is there butter in this?
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I'm not supposed
to have butter.
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I'm allergic to butter.
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'Oh. No, wait.
It's gluten, not butter.'
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'I'm allergic to gluten.'
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'No, wait.
Not gluten, pollen.'
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'Oh, no, wait.
I love pollen.'
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Is there pollen in this?
Can I get some pollen in this?
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You know what,
now that I'm thinking about it
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I don't really want
carrot soup.
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Actually, maybe
just one little taste.
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[slurping]
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Oh. Oh, that's good.
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Oh, maybe just one more.
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'Mmm. Oh, one more.'
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[slurping]
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Just one more. Mm. Mmm.
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You can really taste the pollen.
Are you gonna eat yours?
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So what do you have
planned for after dinner?
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How about a movie?
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We'll just sit together
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watch a movie
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and not talk.
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- That'll be nice.
- Mmm.
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[slurping]
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Mmm. Mm, this is so good.
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I am so glad, I'm not
allergic to butter.
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Do you like this movie?
I love this movie.
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Oh, it's so sad.
134
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But, like, uplifting, too.
135
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It's like a feel-good movie
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'a sad feel-good movie.'
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'It's funny also and scary.'
138
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Oh! Oh! This is the best part.
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Oh, no. Wait.
This is the worst part.
140
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Oh, I hate this part.
Oh, I have to pee.
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Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Watch your leg.
Excuse me.
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[gasps]
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I love this part.
Ooh, excuse me.
145
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No, sorry. Going back.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Sorry. Excuse me.
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[laughing]
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[crying]
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[screams]
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Wow. That was a good movie.
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(narrator on screen)
'And now, your feature
presentation.'
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So basically,
to make a long story short.
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Wait, what was I talking about?
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- I have no idea.
- Huh! Oh, my gosh.
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I never peed.
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That was the worst date
of my life.
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That was the best date
of my life.
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Wait. Didn't I have
to do something?
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[automated message]
'Note to self,
clean out your purse.'
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That's right.
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[telephone ringing]
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No. Don't answer that.
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'Hi, Bun-Bun. It's Lola.'
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'Just trying to get
ahold of you. Again.'
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'So, anyway, call me.'
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'If I don't hear back from you
in the next minute or so'
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'I'll just go ahead
and call you again, bye.'
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[kissing]
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Sounds like she likes you.
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You two going out again?
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Not if I can help it.
That girl's exhausting.
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I-I mean, I barely said
a single word all night.
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She just keeps talking
and talking and talking.
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It's like she doesn't know
how to listen.
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Sorry, were you
saying something?
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Well, I'm off to the club.
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00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:07,904
There's a Mahjong tournament
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00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,906
and the Goldbergs
are going down.
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[telephone ringing]
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[grunts]
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[automated message]
'You've got email.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Lola)
'Bun-Bun!'
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Ah. Lola.
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Mmm. Mm!
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How crazy
to bump into you here.
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Did you get my messages?
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Oh, yeah.
I-I haven't been home.
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I've just been really busy.
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I had to go here
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and now I have to go
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somewhere else.
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Oh, I'll give it to him.
We're a couple.
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It's pretty serious.
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Ooh.
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Beep, beep. Oh, my gosh.
We got into a car wreck.
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Now, we have to exchange
information.
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What?
200
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,755
Oh, my gosh, you like bread?
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How crazy is that?
I like bread.
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We're like soulmates.
203
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I-I just remembered,
I'm late...for that thing.
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He likes milk, too?
Oh. This is getting scary.
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We both like milk!
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Hi.
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[yells]
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Ugh!
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Bun-Bun! Help him!
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Oh, thank you.
211
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Your body looks crazy.
212
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:38,369
You should do more cardio
and less weights.
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Oh, thank goodness, you're okay.
214
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I don't know what I would do
if I ever lost you.
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- Lola, I can't see you anymore.
- Say what?
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I-I just don't think
we're right for each other.
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[whimpers]
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Don't cry.
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[whimpering]
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Oh, my God, no!
221
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Please. Please, don't cry.
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00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,644
[sobbing]
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00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,230
Why?!
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00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,650
Lola, please.
I-I didn't mean it.
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00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,194
Really?
So you wanna go out again?
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00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,156
- Fine.
- Yay!
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We're back together, everybody.
228
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,492
Oh, we just had our first fight.
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00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,328
But I think
we're stronger for it.
230
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I feel very hurt.
Do you feel very hurt?
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- No.
- See you at lunch.
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Could you drop
that thing on me again?
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[theme music]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Every time you see me ♪
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♪ You earthlings turn and run ♪
237
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,396
♪ I don't know
what your problem is ♪
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♪ I'm really super fun
I'm a Martian ♪
239
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,819
♪ Not a great white shark
I'm a Martian ♪
240
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,863
♪ I play frisbee in the park ♪
241
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♪ Come over to my party ♪
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♪ It's not that long a trip ♪
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♪ You'll be glad
you made the journey ♪
244
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,411
♪ For my seven-layer dip ♪
245
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,497
♪ I like sharing cheese pizza ♪
246
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,248
♪ You see I'm not so bad ♪
247
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,750
♪ Do you like little puppies? ♪
248
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,504
♪ I make them in my lab
I'm a Martian ♪
249
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,255
♪ I hold for you no ill will ♪
250
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,757
♪ A Martian ♪
251
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,759
♪ Does some need
a chill pill? ♪
252
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,012
♪ My name's Marvin
I'm a Martian ♪
253
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,349
♪ La-la la-la lee
la-la lee-lee lou ♪
254
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,059
♪ Let's share a lemon soda ♪
255
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,852
♪ And talk about our feelings ♪
256
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,270
♪ But don't insult my helmet ♪
257
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,897
♪ 'Cause then
I'll hit the ceiling ♪
258
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,774
♪ I've got a laser ♪
259
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,567
♪ And it's pointed
at your planet ♪
260
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,277
♪ It's my laser ♪
261
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,987
♪ So don't take me for granted ♪
262
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,739
♪ I'm a Martian ♪
263
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:42,159
♪ Boom shaka-laka
I'm a Martian ♪
264
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,995
♪ Shaka-laka ♪
265
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,831
♪ Boom ♪♪
266
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,298
Pardon me, doll.
Another round of Arnold Palmers.
267
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,969
Put it on 1673.
268
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,805
Now, ladies,
what I'm about to tell you
269
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,307
does not leave this table.
270
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,352
Estelle and Abe are breaking up.
271
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,812
[all gasping]
272
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,856
You didn't hear it from me
273
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,526
but apparently,
Abe prefers blondes.
274
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,029
Don't get your hopes up,
Phyllis, natural blondes.
275
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,490
[all laughing]
276
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,825
Hi, Estelle.
277
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,578
Give my regards to Abe.
278
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,621
[laughter]
279
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,583
[sighs]
280
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,295
Time for plan B.
281
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,341
Where is Bugs?
282
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593
(Bugs)
'Bugs Bunny?'
283
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,927
You know him?
284
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,679
Oh, I know him.
285
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:47,391
Bugs Bunny is the worst man
I've ever met!
286
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,809
Bugs bunny is a saint.
287
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,020
That's what he'd have
you believe.
288
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,898
Let me guess, you met him
on a tennis court?
289
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,899
[gasps]
290
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,066
'Unbelievable.'
291
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,652
Let me give you
a little piece of advice
292
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,154
girl to girl.
293
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,697
If you don't want your heart
294
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,824
shattered into a million pieces
295
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,827
you'll break up
with Bugs Bunny today.
296
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,872
[instrumental music]
297
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,041
[whistles]
298
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,001
(Bugs)
'Hey, Lola. Sorry I'm late.'
299
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,127
Oh, I'm not.
300
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,420
I just had a very
301
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,006
interesting conversation
with an ugly woman.
302
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:21,550
- Ugly?
- Very ugly.
303
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,386
But she told me something
that has me looking at you
304
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,514
in an entirely different way.
305
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,934
Bugs Bunny, you..
306
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,603
...are a bad boy.
307
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,439
I've never been
with a bad boy before.
308
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,191
That makes me a bad girl.
309
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,400
Meow.
310
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,736
(female #1)
'Lola! Over here, darling!'
311
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,240
- Who are they?
- My parents.
312
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,741
It's about time
you guys met.
313
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,910
Be on your best behavior,
bad boy.
314
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,248
Bugs. Lola's told us
so much about you.
315
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,583
She doesn't know
anything about me.
316
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,126
[laughs]
317
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,629
See? Told you he was funny.
318
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,257
[all laughing]
319
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,759
Oh, he's wonderful.
320
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,679
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
321
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,477
You have to end this.
I don't care if she cries.
322
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,063
I don't care
that her parents are there.
323
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,816
She's crazy
and this ends now.
324
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,903
And you are not an ugly woman.
325
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,074
Ooh. A mint.
Thanks for the pep talk.
326
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,620
You can do this. I-it's like
ripping off a bandage.
327
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,248
I don't know what it is but it's
like, we complete each other.
328
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,292
- Ooh!
- I think he's my soul mate!
329
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,127
Ooh!
330
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,672
- Yes!
- What?
331
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,508
Of course I'll marry you.
332
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,968
Huh?
333
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,096
[clears throat]
My daughter's getting married.
334
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,975
To the future,
Mr. and Mrs. Bugs Bunny..
335
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,769
...and the son I never had.
336
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,521
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
337
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,647
[all cheering]
338
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,025
(female #1)
'Oh, it's so romantic.'
339
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,401
Why are we clapping?
340
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,820
One of the club members
just got engaged.
341
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:08,490
Darling! Send the happy couple
a bottle of your best bubbly.
342
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,826
Compliments of 1673.
343
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495
Someone's bucking
for club president.
344
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,956
Well, you know what they say
345
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,625
first comes love,
then comes marriage
346
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,002
'then comes lots of bunnies
in a baby carriage.'
347
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,214
Wait until you meet Pepe.
348
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,009
He's the wedding planner
for the ROGOOOCC.
349
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,637
Can't you people
just say country club?
350
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,182
Lola, Mon Cheri.
351
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:37,227
And this must be
the lucky groom.
352
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,187
Mmm.
353
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,398
So lucky. So, so lucky.
354
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,902
Your wedding day is the single
most important day of your life.
355
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,863
I should know,
I've been married seven times.
356
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:51,158
Now, I'm seeing
an outdoor ceremony.
357
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,495
You should feel the beauty
of nature embracing you
358
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,372
as you walk down the aisle.
359
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,248
The smell of honeysuckle
360
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,835
kissing your cheeks
as you exchange your vows.
361
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,671
Ugh.
362
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,839
There won't be a dry eye
in the house.
363
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,966
I'll be crying
harder than anyone.
364
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,259
What's wrong, Bun-Bun?
365
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,095
You don't want a big wedding?
366
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,721
Well, we could have
a small wedding
367
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,972
'or a wedding on the beach.'
368
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,474
Or we could get married
in Vegas
369
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,892
or we could just go down
to the courthouse right now!
370
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:20,479
Or...we could just not
get married.
371
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,064
[sobs]
372
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,108
What is going on with you?
373
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,110
This isn't the Bugs I know!
374
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,487
[crying]
375
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,115
Mwah! Love you.
376
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,492
Don't forget, we're having
dinner with my parents.
377
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,286
[crying]
378
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,665
Mmm. So lucky.
379
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,084
Good game, Nakamora.
380
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,753
Sorry about losing
my temper on 14.
381
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,755
And for throwing your clubs
in the water.
382
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,298
Go buy yourself a new set.
383
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,634
'Charge it to 1673.'
384
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,053
[grunts]
385
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,390
Ooh! I haven't crashed
a wedding in a few months.
386
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,770
Ah. Are you a guest
of the bride or the groom?
387
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,647
Please say the groom.
388
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,065
I don't know either of them.
389
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,567
But if there's more
of these guys
390
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,652
I'll sit wherever you want.
391
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,954
[coughs]
What are you doing here?
392
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,081
Did you sneak into the club
393
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,126
using someone else's
membership number?
394
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,462
[gasps]
Disgraceful.
395
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,089
I didn't sneak in.
This is my wedding.
396
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,090
[gasps]
397
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,633
You're getting married?
398
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,470
And you didn't ask me
to be the best man?
399
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,221
You didn't even invite me!
400
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,350
Do not expect a quality
wedding gift from me.
401
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,727
[gasps]
402
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,480
[instrumental music]
403
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,238
We are gathered here today
404
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:57,159
'to celebrate the marriage
of Bugs and Lola.'
405
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,454
Before we begin, if anyone
objects to this marriage
406
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,957
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
407
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,627
[grunts]
408
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,173
- I object.
- What?
409
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,175
I'm sorry, Bun-Bun.
410
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,010
I know how much you love me
411
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,345
but I can't marry you
412
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,472
because I'm in love
with someone else.
413
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,307
[all gasping]
414
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,017
I'm in love with him.
415
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,437
You know what they say,
"The eighth time's a charm."
416
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,523
Will you ever get over me?
417
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,359
It's gonna take a long time.
418
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,862
We probably shouldn't
talk for a while.
419
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,074
I understand. Peppers!
420
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,369
So lucky.
421
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,913
So, so lucky.
422
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,125
Bugs Bunny dumped.
423
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,502
I've been there, brother.
424
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,212
You'll never get over it.
425
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,756
Let me buy you
some golf clubs.
426
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,718
Waiter! Bring this man,
your finest set of golf clubs
427
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,138
and charge it to 1673!
428
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,391
1673?
429
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,476
That's my membership number.
430
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,229
[grunting]
431
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,526
[theme music]
432
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,263
[whooshing]
433
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,057
[dramatic music]
434
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,773
[truck approaching]
435
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,067
[horn honking]
436
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,741
[tire screeching]
437
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,242
[thudding]
438
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,791
[popping]
439
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,169
[instrumental music]
440
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,718
[upbeat music]
441
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,899
Beep beep.
442
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,318
[dramatic music]
443
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,242
[clucking]
444
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,093
Beep beep!
445
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,808
doing
446
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,443
[engine whirring]
447
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,445
[buzzes]
448
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,535
[blows]
449
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,915
[thuds]
450
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043
[toilet flushes]
451
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,175
Mint?
452
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,263
- A dollar.
- 'Thank you.'
453
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,809
I hate the ROGOOO..
454
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,103
Oh, oh, I hate this place!
455
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,275
[theme music]
456
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,177
That's all, folks.
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