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"Who was the first president
of the United States?"
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- Oprah!
- George Washington.
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ding
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"What is the capital of Alaska?"
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- New York!
- Juneau.
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ding
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"How many sides
are on a triangle?"
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- Eight! No, four! No, eight!
- 'Three.'
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"Name an ingredient in
spaghetti and meatballs."
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- Oranges!
- Meatballs.
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You've just won
a million dollars!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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How is it that that dummy
won a million dollars
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and I've never won anything?
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Oh, I'm sure
it's just a matter of time.
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It'd better be, because
I don't wanna end up
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a bitter, jealous person.
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Say, I should go
on a game show!
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What game show
are you qualified for?
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Uh, "Wheel of Words?"
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You don't know how to spell.
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How about "Price is Correct?"
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How much do you think
this pack of gum sells for?
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- Thirty-three thousand dollars?
- Good luck with that.
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Stay tuned for
the new game show "Besties"
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'where knowing
all about your best friend'
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'leads to big prizes.'
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[gasps]
We should go on that.
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We've been
best friends forever.
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We know everything there is
to know about each other.
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I never thought
I would say this
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but that's not a bad idea,
Daffy Duck.
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Why, thank you, Bugs..
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Uh..
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I wanna say,
uh...Bada-Blingya?
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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I did it! I got us on tomorrow's
episode of "Besties!"
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How'd you manage that?
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There are some things
you shouldn't know about me.
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But you better know
everything else!
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I'm more concerned with
how little you know about me.
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I know everything about you.
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Hit me with some questions.
Go ahead.
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Alright.
What's my favorite color?
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Pass.
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What time do I go
to bed at night?
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Pass.
Give me something easy.
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Fine.
When's my birthday?
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Janu..
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Febru..
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Septem..
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December..
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Jul..
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July! July 1st?
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July 2nd? July 3rd?
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July 4th?
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Fifth! Sixth! Seventh!
Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!
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- 27th.
- July 27th!
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chomp
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Well, happy extremely
belated birthday or..
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whirr
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Happy extremely early birthday.
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Aaah-haa-haa!
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- Hey, Speedy.
- Ola, Bugs.
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You said you took care
of the rat problem.
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I'm not a rat,
I'm a mouse.
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whoosh
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[door opens and shuts]
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You don't know
anything about me.
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I bet if you look
"Self-absorbed" up
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in a dictionary,
you'd find your picture.
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My picture's
in the dictionary?
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Is it a good one?
What am I wearing?
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Does my beak look big?
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Aha.
Gotcha!
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gulp
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This is hopeless.
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Don't get mad at me.
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Those questions were impossible.
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I bet you don't know
when my birthday is.
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Your birthday is April 17th.
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Your favorite color
is dusty rose.
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And you go to bed
every night at 10 o'clock
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except on New Year's Eve
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when you go to bed at 8:30.
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Because, and I quote..
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"New Year's is a holiday
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invented by the media."
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- It is!
- Forget it.
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Find a different best friend
to go on that show.
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But I need you!
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I prize prizes above all else.
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This is my shot
at finally winning something.
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I'll do anything!
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Even if it means focusing
on someone other than yourself
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for more than two minutes?
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That sounds awful.
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But I'll do it.
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Well, Daffy..
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you know how I hate
to talk about myself
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but, uh, levers
turn back the clock.
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'It was on the East side
of New York'
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where me parents resided
amidst humble surroundings.
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[Daffy snoring]
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'Did I say New York?'
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'I meant the planet Krypton.'
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Uh..
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Anyhoo, my parents knew
that our planet was doomed.
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["Superman" theme music]
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(Bugs Bunny)So my father, Jor-El..
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...built a spaceship.
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His dense molecular structure
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will make him strong.
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'He'll be fast.'
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Virtually invulnerable.
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And he'll say, "What's up, doc?"
indiscriminately.
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Whether he's speaking
to a doctor or not.
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You will travel far,
my little Bugs.
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'But we will never leave you.'
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["Superman" theme music]
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thud
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["Superman" theme music]
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[glass shatters]
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You're from
the planet Krypton?
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No, you maroon!
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That's the story of Superman.
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Who is Superman?
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I can't believe
I hitched my wagon to you.
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- You have a wagon?
- Daffy! Concentrate!
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blink blink blink
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- On me!
- Oh! Sorry, Superman.
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Ugh!
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This is gonna be a long night.
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(male announcer)
'And now, here's your host
with the most'
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'Chuck Berost!'
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[audience cheering]
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Hey, hey, thanks, everybody.
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Let's meet our contestants.
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First up, Bugs Bunny
and Daffy Duck.
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What's up, doc?
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It's a pleasure
to be here, Chuck.
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I'm a big fan.
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Tell me, how long
have you two known each other?
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- Seventeen years.
- Five years.
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Looks like you two better get
on the same page. Heh heh.
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And now,
let's meet your challengers.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Oh, I'm sorry, after you.
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- Oh, no, after you.
- No, after you, I insist.
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- I insist more.
- I have an idea.
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Oh, you always have good ideas.
I can hardly wait to hear.
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(Tosh)
'Well, you won't have to wait.'
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- 'I'm about to tell you.'
- 'Oh, goody.'
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My idea is that we both speak
simultaneously.
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Wonderful idea!
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(Mac and Tosh)
Hello.
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Bugs and Daffy,
looks like you've got
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some stiff competition.
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Okay. Here's the first question.
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What is your roommate's
favorite vegetable?
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Your favorite vegetable?
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chomp chomp
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Hmm. I'm gonna go
with beets, Chuck.
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buzz
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- 'Ohh!'
- 'Uh-oh.'
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The correct answer was carrots.
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You know what that means!
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creak
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[audience laughing]
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Challengers?
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Your favorite vegetable?
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Well, I know
he loves cauliflower.
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Guilty!
I do love cauliflower.
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(Tosh)
'But he has been known
to ask for seconds'
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'when I make sweet potatoes.'
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(Mac)
You really must try his sweet
potatoes. They are divine.
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But if I had to pick
his favorite vegetable
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I would have to say
pureed butternut squash
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in a balsamic reduction
with just a hint of clover.
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(Chuck)
'That's correct!'
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ding
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I knew you'd get that right!
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Well, I knew that you knew
I'd get that right!
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[both laughing]
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Next question.
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What is your best friend's
middle name?
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Heh heh heh.
That's an easy one, "Sheldon."
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buzz
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"Armando?"
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(Chuck)
'You know what that means!'
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[audience laughing]
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Bugs and Daffy, you've got
some catching up to do.
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'And you're gonna have
a chance after the break.'
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[audience cheering]
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Daffy, your middle name
is "Sheldon."
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That may be true,
but Armando sounds cooler.
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Well, do you wanna sound cool,
or do you wanna win?
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I wanna win!
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Well, then,
we need a new strategy.
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In the next round,
whatever you're about to say
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say the opposite.
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That's a great idea!
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I mean,
that's a horrible idea.
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[clicks]
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- Hello, competitors.
- Hello!
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- We wanted to wish you luck.
- Thanks.
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Don't you want
to wish us luck?
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Not particularly.
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- I'll wish you luck.
- Why, thank you.
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And good luck to you as well.
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[both laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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Welcome back,
to "Besties."
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The show about best friends.
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- Remember, say the opposite.
- Tsk.
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Tell me, who does
your best friend most admire?
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I want to say me,
but I guess I'll go with..
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...Groucho Marx?
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ding
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(Chuck)
'That's correct!'
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I was gonna say
"Take your daughter to work day"
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but instead,
I'll say, "Thanksgiving?"
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(Chuck)
'Correct!'
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[audience applauding]
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Everything in me is
saying Rockabilly
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but I'll go with Smooth Jazz.
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ding
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Co-rrect!
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[cheering and applause]
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My gut says Chocolate Milk
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but I'm gonna go with Australia.
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ding
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Correct!
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[cheering and applause]
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This final question
is worth 300 points.
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What is your best friend's
catch phrase?
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"If friends were flowers,
I'd pick you?"
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No, no. It's "Laugh and
the world laughs with you."
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- 'Aww.'
- Uh-oh!
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You know what that means!
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Ooh-hoo! Feathers!
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Oh, what fun!
It's like a pillow fight!
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[Mac and Tosh giggling]
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Bugs and Daffy,
now you have a chance to win.
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Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's
catchphrase?
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Hmm. Think.
Catchphrase.
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Really?
I say it all the time.
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I know this.
I know this.
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It's sort of
my go-to phrase.
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It's right on
the tip of my tongue.
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It's in the form
of a question.
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I say it
with a lot of sarcasm.
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Ehh..
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"I don't do Mondays!"
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buzz
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- 'Aww!'
- Ooh, I'm sorry!
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We were looking for,
"What's up, doc?"
260
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,302
And...say it with me.
261
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,305
(audience)
'You know what that means!'
262
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,431
creaks
263
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,726
thud
264
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,354
That means...you're our winners!
265
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,689
'Gene, tell 'em
what they won!'
266
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,568
(Gene)
'A fabulous cruise!'
267
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,196
A cruise?
Ho ho, how exciting!
268
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,698
We've always wanted
to go on a cruise!
269
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,618
That's your catchphrase?
270
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,744
"What's up, doc?"
271
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,787
What does that even mean?
272
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,163
We don't even know any doctors.
273
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,915
[snaps]
Ow! Ooh!
274
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,084
Who's doing that?
275
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,960
Ow! Oof! Oh!
276
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,545
[grunting]
277
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,590
[theme music]
278
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,346
["Grilled Cheese"]
279
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:29,730
♪ I work so very hard
all day long ♪
280
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,234
♪ I start to dream of you
before I get home ♪
281
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,320
♪ Grilled cheese ♪
282
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,406
♪ I hope you're ready ♪
283
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,283
♪ 'Cause we got a date ♪
284
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:46,163
♪ I just can't wait to get home
and put you on my plate ♪
285
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,624
♪ Grilled cheese ♪
286
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,460
♪ Sandwich ♪
287
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:56,424
♪ The butter will start melting
when I light the flame ♪
288
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,884
♪ 'Cause the butter and
the cheese are gonna ♪
289
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,803
♪ Play a little game ♪
290
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,304
♪ It's called melting ♪
291
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,639
[sizzles]
292
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,142
♪ On the bread ♪
293
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,602
♪ Don't need a burger
don't need no shake ♪
294
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,147
♪ I'll laugh in your face
if you offer me cake ♪
295
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,732
♪ Don't waste my time
with the Brussel sprouts ♪
296
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,152
♪ If you make me a steak
I'll just throw it out ♪
297
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,112
♪ I want a grilled cheese ♪
♪ Grilled cheese ♪
298
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,822
♪ Not a BLT ♪
♪ Grilled cheese ♪
299
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,533
♪ Are you following me? ♪
♪ Grilled cheese ♪
300
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,161
♪ I love you
more than any other ♪
301
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,829
♪ I think I'm gonna
make another ♪
302
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:31,000
♪ Grilled grilled grilled
grilled cheese ♪
303
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,253
♪ If you please ♪♪
304
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,591
vroom
305
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,346
"What's up, doc?"
Terrible.
306
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,015
Just the world's worst
catchphrase.
307
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,018
And I don't remember
you ever saying it. Say it.
308
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,811
What's up, doc?
309
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,355
Nope.
Doesn't ring a bell.
310
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,025
'But it sure cost us the game.'
311
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,736
What cost us the game
was going on a game show
312
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:03,199
about best friends when
it's obvious that we're not.
313
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,284
You're saying
I'm not your best friend?
314
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,745
Why? Because I don't know
anything about you?
315
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,497
Because I never ask
any questions
316
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,290
or show any interest in you?
317
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,958
Because I take you for granted?
318
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,505
Because if it is,
that's awfully petty of you.
319
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,883
My best friend would probably
know that I like carrots.
320
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,801
He would most likely know
my birthday
321
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,096
and he would definitely know
my last name.
322
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,308
And for the record,
I would have loved
323
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,268
to have won a cruise.
324
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,730
And that is
what's up, doc.
325
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,398
slams
326
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,859
That still doesn't sound right.
327
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,655
[instrumental music]
328
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,701
[dog barking in distance]
329
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,039
Well, if he's not gonna
open the door for me
330
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,542
I guess
I'll just let myself out.
331
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,919
[instrumental music]
332
00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,922
[drumming fingers]
333
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,971
Oh, so, I guess I also have
to make my own breakfast?
334
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,935
I guess I have to peel
my own banana too.
335
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,521
- Hey, that's my banana!
- A rat!
336
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,398
For the last time, man,
I'm a mouse!
337
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,609
- Bugs, help!
- Why should he help you?
338
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,736
You didn't help him
on that game show last night.
339
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,321
You know, you'd think
you'd show Senor Bunny a little
340
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,657
more respect, considering
he lets you live here.
341
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,284
Uh, I don't live here.
342
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,327
I'm just crashing here
until I get back on my feet.
343
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,373
FYI, when you crash somewhere
for five years, you live there.
344
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,125
Alright?
You're not a best friend.
345
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,128
- You're a terrible friend.
- Why am I a terrible friend?
346
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,589
Let me answer that question
with a question.
347
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,882
chomp chomp
348
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,594
How many friends do you have
besides Senor Bunny?
349
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,887
Well, uh, let's see. You?
350
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,598
- I'm not your friend.
- Okay, then.
351
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,349
There's that guy
that comes over once a week
352
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,976
and we hang out by the pool.
353
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,937
I-I think his name
is Fong or Trang.
354
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,315
Are you talking about the guy
who comes to clean the pool?
355
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,734
Daniel?
You're kidding yourself, man.
356
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,319
Senor Bunny is
your only friend.
357
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,487
If you're not careful,
soon you'll have no friends.
358
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,282
- Who needs friends?
- I'll tell you who.
359
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,493
Someone with no girlfriend,
no job, no credit
360
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,329
no hobbies,
no social skills--
361
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,415
Wait, I think I know
someone like that. Daniel?
362
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,793
No, idiot. You.
363
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,087
'You're nothing
without Senor Bunny.'
364
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,339
Then what do I do?
365
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,591
You got to try harder
to be his friend.
366
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,052
Like, how much harder?
Two percent?
367
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,470
- More.
- Five percent?
368
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,388
- More.
- Seven percent?
369
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,223
Are you out of your mind?
370
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,060
- One hundred percent.
- What?
371
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,145
No one can give
a hundred percent!
372
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,522
It's physically impossible!
373
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,107
You got to dig deep.
374
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,692
You got to go to
the place inside you
375
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,235
where you never been.
376
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,612
My soul?
377
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,864
You need to have a soul
in order to go there.
378
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,450
No, no, no.
I'm talking about in here.
379
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,619
Now, try.
380
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,703
[gasping]
381
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,372
[grunting]
382
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,998
That's good enough, right?
383
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,500
No. Look at me.
384
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,878
You can do this.
Now, try.
385
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,588
[grunting]
386
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,881
Harder!
387
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,424
[grunting]
388
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,552
- It hurts!
- Harder!
389
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,263
I'm dying!
390
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,392
No! You're try-ing!
391
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,685
[grunting]
392
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,229
thud thud thud
393
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,235
I'm going to be
the best best friend
394
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,197
that any best friend
has ever had!
395
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,158
[evil laughter]
396
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,536
Uh-oh.
397
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,789
You can open your eyes now,
best friend.
398
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,833
- Huh?
- 'Guess what?'
399
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,793
'I got you the cruise
you wanted!'
400
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,503
The one from the game show?
401
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,422
Surprised?
Well, you shouldn't be.
402
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,923
It's just what
one best friend would do
403
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,758
for another best friend.
404
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,636
[Cuban music]
405
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,187
Who knew cruising could be
so much fun?
406
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,857
I cannot remember the last time
I had this much fun.
407
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,609
Tell me, do you think it's
possible to have too much fun?
408
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,611
Hmm. Interesting question.
409
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,405
I guess there's only
one way to find out.
410
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,991
- Oh, and what might that be?
- Keep having fun!
411
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,993
- Ha ha ha!
- Game's over.
412
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,619
You've been hogging
the court long enough.
413
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,706
- Oh, hello!
- Fancy meeting you here!
414
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,792
Move it along, gophers.
It's my best friend's turn.
415
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,627
Hey, Bugsy, old pal.
416
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,464
A shuffle board court opened up!
417
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,840
Daffy, I'm reading.
418
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,176
I don't wanna play shuffleboard.
419
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,219
Yeah, me neither.
420
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,348
Hmm. There's only one thing
to do about that.
421
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,142
Limbo contest
on the leader deck?
422
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,227
[both laughing]
423
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,729
screech
424
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,360
[seagulls squawking]
425
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,655
What's up, doc?
426
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,407
Oh, is that
just your thing?
427
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,452
I don't wanna
step on any toes.
428
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,792
[smooth jazz music]
429
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,088
Smooth jazz.
I know it's your favorite.
430
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,590
Do you mind?
431
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,760
You done with that page?
432
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,720
Just let me know
when you're done.
433
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,972
I'll flip it
when you're done.
434
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,308
Done yet? Done yet?
435
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,060
Done yet?
436
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186
Aah!
437
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,190
I'll save your place!
438
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,484
[upbeat music]
439
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,986
Whoo-hoo!
440
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,032
Carrot?
441
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,868
I know they're your favorite!
442
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,164
[toots]
443
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,751
Happy 189 days
until your birthday!
444
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,711
[toots]
445
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,048
I just saw my life
flash before my eyes.
446
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,716
Ooh! Tell me all about it.
447
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,718
This time,
I promise I'll listen.
448
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637
Daffy, you got to back off.
449
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,764
Sure thing.
This good?
450
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224
- More.
- This good?
451
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,642
- More.
- This good?
452
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,395
'Aah!'
453
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,396
thud
454
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,814
Yeah, that's good.
455
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,400
[instrumental music]
456
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,780
Is everyone enjoying
the cruise?
457
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,740
Oh, indeed!
It's our first one.
458
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,618
And I must say,
I'm a fan of cruising.
459
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,079
Oh, yes.
We're cruisers now.
460
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,081
[screeching]
461
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:29,334
Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Coming through.
462
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,587
[screeching]
463
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,048
I wasn't sure what you wanted,
so I brought you everything.
464
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,259
[child giggling]
465
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,305
Get your own buffet.
This one's for my best friend.
466
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,599
[crying]
467
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,226
Daffy, you're embarrassing me.
468
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,895
clink clink clink
469
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,980
I'd like to propose a toast
470
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,192
to the most important person
on this ship.
471
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,819
Sit down,
you glorified bus driver!
472
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,487
Ahem. Ahem.
473
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,364
A rat once told me
474
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,992
that friendship
takes a lot of effort.
475
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,745
'But I'm not interested
in friendship.'
476
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,290
'I'm interested in
best friendship.'
477
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,459
And best friendship
478
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,462
takes a whole lot more.
479
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,466
It means waiting on your
best friend hand and foot.
480
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,426
Buying their affection.
481
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,305
'Robotically memorizing every
trivial little fact about them.'
482
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,474
It means supporting them
above all others.
483
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,601
Possibly to the detriment
of those others.
484
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,395
Especially to the detriment
of those others.
485
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,814
Best friends have
all of the same interests.
486
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,733
Whether those interests
are interesting or not.
487
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,901
A best friend is someone
488
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,903
you'd happily commit
a crime for.
489
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,948
- Any crime!
- No matter how heinous!
490
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,283
The heinous-er,
the better-er.
491
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,662
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's not a best friend.
492
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,121
That's a stalker.
493
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,166
Daffy, I know I said
you weren't my best friend
494
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,335
but after these
past few days
495
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,337
seeing all the effort
you've put in
496
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,632
seeing how hard you've tried,
I have to say..
497
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,425
...you got to stop trying!
498
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,803
- What?
- It's not your thing.
499
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,346
Would it be nice
if you remembered
500
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,847
the occasional birthday
501
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,725
or food I'm highly
allergic to? Sure.
502
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,687
But not if it means
we turn into those guys.
503
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,523
- No offense.
- None taken.
504
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,566
Daffy, you're a mean-spirited
505
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,111
self-absorbed,
disturbed little weirdo.
506
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,030
But for whatever reason,
you're my best friend.
507
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,449
[cheering and applause]
508
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:30,330
You're my best friend too,
Bugs Bada-Blingya.
509
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,874
Ehh. Good enough.
510
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,626
[instrumental music]
511
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,964
[instrumental music]
512
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,552
Seriously, how did you pay
for all this?
513
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,263
I used your credit card.
I memorized the number.
514
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,726
Hey! I do know
something about you!
515
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,478
They could have asked me
that on the game show!
516
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:57,607
It's 9481-6400-28..
517
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,484
[grunting]
518
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[muffled speech]
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[theme music]
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[stuttering]
Th-Th-Th.. That's all, folks.
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