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Out, come on.
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She’s just gotta,
you know, use her speed.
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Are you sure
that’s a woman?
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Compared to her, | think
| might be a woman.
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Oh, good. | thought
| was the only one.
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When her manager said she put
two guys in the hospital,
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| thought, you know, he was just
building up her rep.
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But after looking at her,
it ain’t that hard to believe.
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She put two guys
in the hospital?
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One was
only in there for a week.
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And what about
the other one?
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Well, you know, he’s, uh--
He’s walking. Again.
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I’m not doing this.
Hey, come on, Franco. Come on.
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We’re preparing for this
forever. Now you’re afraid
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to get in there and hit
what we all think is a woman?
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I’m not afraid
of hitting her.
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I’m afraid of her
hitting me.
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Don’t look now,
but your, uh, nephew
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is getting close
to usurping Franco
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as the 62 Truck pussy hound.
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Tough luck
for the kid, huh?
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Cozying up to a room
full of pussies
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that would rather be licked
by a bitch than a hound.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Great. Next time,
a little louder.
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I'll be right back.
Great.
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Relax.
I’m relaxed.
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Really?
Yes.
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Okay. Cool.
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It’s like
Dyke du Soleil in here.
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[SCOFFS]
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You know, | never realized
how many lesbians walk among us.
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| mean, the big, manly,
no-makeup ones, you can see.
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You can look them up
on Google Earth,
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see them from space. But the
good-looking ones, who knew?
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Makes me rethink all the chicks
| made out with in college.
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And then the ones
right after college.
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Then that one
a couple of years ago in Paris.
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But we were both on ecstasy,
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so | don’t think that
was really a fully--
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Okay.
Lesbian--
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| got it.
You wanna talk about the kid?
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Yeah.
Well, | could talk about
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anything you want to.
But let’s start with the kid.
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Let’s--
| changed my mind.
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About you. Us.
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And why would that be?
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Well...
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| mean, it would
probably be fun.
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You know, seriously,
if the parts fit right,
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it would be a cage match.
You know, blood on the wall,
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sparks flying,
tons of crazy, angry sex,
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neighbors calling the cops,
endless rounds of make-up sex.
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[SIGHS]
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But let’s face it.
Both of us
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are a little too old
for all of that. Well, you are.
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If | was really being
honest with you
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about what--
Uh, what’s his name again?
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Damian.
Right.
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I’m here with him
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because he’s easy.
You know?
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Ten, 12 tequilas.
Actually five, in his case.
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Bullshitting, some small talk
about-- About-- Shit.
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| don’t even remember
what he yammers on about.
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Okay. Yeah. So--
| take him to my place,
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we fool around,
and | send him on his way.
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It’s easy.
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It was the kiss, right?
No.
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Look. | banged my head,
number one,
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which | think
| mentioned, okay?
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And then, you were
looming over me.
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| don’t have a problem
with the looming,
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but my head hurt,
okay? So--
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Let’s-- Go ahead.
Twelve tequilas?
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| can drink 12 tequilas.
And we'll take some ecstasy.
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Let’s, you know--
Let’s fly to Paris
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and pretend | have tits.
| don’t--
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It wasn’t the kiss.
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What was it then?
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It was the kiss.
| figured.
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I’m kidding. It’s me. | told
you, I’m not into boyfriends,
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and you got big,
bad boatload of boyfriend
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written all over your
David Bowie face.
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Taking the easy way out.
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DAMIAN:
Get your ice-cold beer here.
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Hey, thanks you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
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What’s his name again?
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Cutie pie.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, let’s go
find a seat.
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All right.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Fight!
[CROWD CHEERING]
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Come on, Franco!
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Come on, Franco!
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What are you doing, Franco?
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Come on!
What are you doing, Frank?
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[GRUNTING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[PUNCHES THUDDING]
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I’ve seen a lot of pussy
in my day, asshole,
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but you are by far
the biggest!
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Hey, relax, ladies. Remember,
you're all gentlemen.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, blow me, asshole.
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Well, whip it out, RuPaul.
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Oh!
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[GRUNTS]
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Look, | got one!
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[GRUNTS]
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[CROWD SHOUTING]
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Whoa, whoa!
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[ALL SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Oh, come on!
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[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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WOMAN:
Get that old fart!
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Get out here and fight
like a man, not like a girl!
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Come on!
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Help!
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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You know,
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| think I’m kind of over
this boxing thing.
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It brings out
the worst in people.
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| think I’m over
this lesbo thing
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for the same
goddamn reason.
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Yeah. You wanna, uh,
| don’t know,
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maybe go grab
a drink or something?
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Yeah, you’re right.
Bad idea.
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Good fight.
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OFFICER 1: Knock it off!
OFFICER 2: Break it up!
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Come on,
break it up!
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[THE VON BONDIES’
"C’MON, C’MON" PLAYING]
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On another day
C’mon, c’mon f
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With these ropes tied tight
Can we do no wrong? J
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J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone
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Things were good
When we were young f
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~ When my teeth bite down
| can see the blood J
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J Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone f
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J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone
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Things were good
When we were young f
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Ils it safe to stay? J
~C’mon, c’mon f
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? Was it right to leave? J
~C’mon, c’mon J
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< Will | ever learn? I
~C’mon, c’mon f
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~ C’mon, c’mon
C’mon, c’mon J
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WOMAN [OVER RADIO]:
Hang tight, negotiator’s
on his way.
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Copy that.
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All right, guys,
let’s go easy here. Easy.
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Hey! Don’t come
any closer!
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Isn't this, like,
a cop thing?
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MAN:
You think | won’t jump?
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I’m doing it!
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Yeah. Our new friend is
getting ready for his dismount.
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You got an ETA
on this negotiator?
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Don’t come any closer!
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Negotiator’s 10 away.
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Oh, my dear. | hope
we didn’t wake him.
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He’s coming from a job uptown.
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They’re doing
the best they can.
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Well, it’s not
good enough.
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Get away from me,
all of you!
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All right, look.
One of us is gonna have to
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engage this guy
in conversation. Tom?
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No. You don’t want me talking
to him. If it takes too long,
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| might end up convincing him
to pull a Greg Louganis,
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and the way my life’s going,
| might be right on his heels.
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Back off, now!
There’s nothing you can do!
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rll try.
You sure?
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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What are you saying, you
talked down a jumper before?
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My brother,
like five years ago.
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Got dumped by his girl
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and threatened to jump
off the roof of our building.
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LOU:
Listen, just-- Just--
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Just talk to him, all right?
Just keep him engaged.
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Just don’t try to jump
for him, all right?
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Don’t do anything until
that negotiator gets here.
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You got me?
Yeah.
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| got your back.
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| guess | got yours.
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Brought you a jacket.
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I’m not cold.
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You're turning blue, bro.
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Who gives a shit?
| got nothing now.
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Money, wife, my daughter.
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It’s all gone.
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Come on, man.
Talk to me.
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What’s your name?
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Leave me alone.
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What’s your daughter’s name?
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April.
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April.
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That’s a nice name.
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So, what happened?
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| got caught in a Ponzi scheme.
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Lost it all, 11 million,
my business.
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Why wouldn’t she leave me?
What do | have left to offer?
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Well, I’m sure you’ve
got a lot more--
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Who gives a shit?
Okay. | just thought--
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Who the hell are you, anyway?
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I’m Shawn with the F.D.N.Y.
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Shawn.
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You know what it’s
like to lose everything?
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Everything, no.
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But I’ve lost things, people.
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A person.
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Nobody close.
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Yeah.
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Real close.
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[SIGHS]
Man.
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World’s a crazy
place right now.
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Lot of people hurting.
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Now, | don’t blame you
for being where you are,
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but you gotta think
about your daughter.
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You know? | mean,
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you think it’s tough
losing your money and your wife.
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How’s April gonna feel
when she loses her father?
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Everybody loses something
one time or another.
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It's how we overcome this shit
that makes us who we are.
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Jesus Christ. What self-help
book did you pull that out of?
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| thought | just
made it up,
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but | guess | saw it
in a movie or something.
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Jerry Maguire.
What?
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Jerry Maguire. You know,
Tom Cruise, Renée Zellweger.
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That’s where
that quote was from.
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No, no. No.
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That's not
from Jerry Maguire.
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That was a great movie.
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Yeah, it was great.
But that was, you know,
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“show me the money"
and "you complete me,"
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not what you’re
talking about.
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| hated that "you complete me"
bullshit.
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You're thinking of
The Game Plan with The Rock.
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| Know you see
all The Rock movies
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because you think
you look like him.
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Whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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That Jerry Maguire, man,
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that was all
about the ladies, man.
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| mean, the chicks
dug it, right?
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Damn straight.
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Yeah. Come on, man.
Take the jacket.
248
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,343
You're turning into
Papa Smurf over there.
249
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,222
Come on, man,
take it.
250
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,15
Okay.
251
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,727
All right.
That's it.
252
00:12:08,19 --> 00:12:09,62
Thanks.
253
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,606
You’re welcome.
254
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,442
So, what’s your name?
255
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,444
Brad.
256
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,446
Oh!
[SCREAMS]
257
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,198
TOMMY: Shawn!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
258
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,742
Jesus Christ!
Tommy!
259
00:12:23,34 --> 00:12:24,869
[ALL GRUNTING]
260
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,80
SHAWN: Tommy, get me!
Come on! Come on!
261
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,81
Tommy!
Come on.
262
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,290
[GRUNTING]
263
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,128
You all right?
264
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,89
Jeez.
265
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,591
You okay?
What’s going on?
266
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,968
Oh, shit.
267
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,846
Shit.
268
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,682
[SIREN APPROACHING]
269
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,684
All right.
270
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,727
Ahh.
271
00:12:50,19 --> 00:12:51,854
Come on.
Shit.
272
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,487
[COLLEEN CRYING NEARBY]
273
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,410
[COLLEEN CRYING]
274
00:13:31,60 --> 00:13:33,396
Uh, you--
You see that?
275
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,480
What?
276
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,693
Right there,
another jumper.
277
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:39,902
No.
278
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,571
It’s right there.
Right there.
279
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,240
No, no, no, man.
280
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,909
You all right?
281
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,163
My mind must be
playing tricks on me.
282
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,664
[SIGHS]
283
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,377
[SIGHS]
284
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,963
Look, man.
285
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,215
Sorry about your
brother, you know?
286
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,134
| don’t have a brother.
287
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,976
Oh, man. If at first
you don’t succeed...
288
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,774
| talked him down.
289
00:14:18,66 --> 00:14:20,109
Three weeks later,
he swallowed a bottle of pills
290
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,404
and finished the job.
291
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,406
Looks like I’m 0-for-2.
292
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,163
Well, listen--
293
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,375
Look, Tommy, | don’t wanna
hear any speeches, all right?
294
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,44
[SCOFFS]
295
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,837
Look...
296
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,841
Did you hear me? | don’t want
any goddamn speeches from you.
297
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,260
She told me how you
handle your shit.
298
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,889
Jimmy Keefe got killed,
299
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,725
all them other brothers on 9/11,
300
00:14:53,17 --> 00:14:55,937
even when your son got run over,
301
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,273
you did the exact same thing
each and every time.
302
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,776
Yeah.
303
00:15:02,68 --> 00:15:03,611
Yes, sir.
You got yourself
304
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,737
good and shitfaced,
305
00:15:05,29 --> 00:15:07,73
jumped into bed
with whatever piece of ass
306
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,367
happened to catch
your crotch at the time.
307
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,495
You know, that’s what she
thinks I’m gonna do to her.
308
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,793
Goddamn, man.
No respect for the family.
309
00:15:19,85 --> 00:15:22,672
No thought about
anybody but you.
310
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,674
Now, that’s all she knows, man.
311
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,217
That’s the damage
you did to her.
312
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,344
Now | got to deal
with the shitstorm
313
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,804
that you put in
Colleen’s head.
314
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,850
Know what, man?
You're a goddamn asshole.
315
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:38,354
A selfish, one-way, drunk-ass
piece of shit. You know that?
316
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,25
[SNIFFS]
317
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,322
[SIGHS]
318
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,200
What, man?
319
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:54,412
Come on. See, that’s what
I’m talking about, Tommy.
320
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,622
That was my shit.
321
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,545
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING NEARBY]
322
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,343
You're right.
323
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,181
Yep.
324
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,562
Listen. Just don’t--
Don’t do what | did.
325
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,938
| mean, you know,
326
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,441
drinking, do-- You know,
you're full of rage.
327
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,109
That’s not gonna
change anything.
328
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,986
That’s not gonna bring
your brother back.
329
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,238
You know what | mean?
330
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,991
You wanna change something?
331
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,743
Go in the house.
332
00:16:34,35 --> 00:16:37,663
Go in the house
and talk to Colleen.
333
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,917
Tell her, you know,
you love her. Hug her.
334
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,127
She won’t hug me anymore.
| mean, | can--
335
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,172
| can only get a hug out of her
if | buy her something.
336
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,674
It’s too late tonight.
All the stores are closed.
337
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,596
Just go in there,
give her a hug,
338
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,806
tell her
how much you love her,
339
00:16:56,98 --> 00:16:58,184
tell her how pretty
her eyes are,
340
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,394
tell her how beautiful,
341
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,231
sexy she is in her new
Prada boots.
342
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,109
She bought new boots?
343
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,321
| bought her new boots
because | just didn’t want her--
344
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,198
Make sure she was
still on my side
345
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,951
in case the Janet thing
really goes south. But--
346
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,871
Can things go any further
south for you and Janet, man?
347
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,40
Hey, kid. We're talking
about marriage.
348
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,167
It's a bottomless well.
349
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,587
True south doesn’t exist
when it comes to marriage.
350
00:17:30,49 --> 00:17:31,425
What?
351
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,392
W-Well, hey.
352
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,685
[SIGHS]
353
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:48,317
That was some real father-son
type shit there, Tommy.
354
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,488
Yeah, well...
355
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,574
[SIGHS]
356
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,784
Hey, uh, you know...
357
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,791
This, uh-- The swaying shit’s
kind of creeping me out, man.
358
00:18:04,83 --> 00:18:05,626
Come on, man,
you know | love you.
359
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,378
Yeah.
360
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,380
You know, | think
there is a guy on that bridge.
361
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,173
Oh, shit. Where?
Aw, just kidding, man.
362
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,675
Jesus Christ.
363
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,638
Get in there, man.
364
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,640
[SIGHS]
365
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,309
All right?
Yeah.
366
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,318
Seriously, man,
| love you.
367
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,245
[SIGHS]
368
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,591
MAN:
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
369
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,177
let’s give it up for the D.B.s.
[CROWD CHEERING]
370
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,972
All right, guys,
on three. Together.
371
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,600
Ready?
One, two, three.
372
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,226
Together!
ALL: Together.
373
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,771
Let’s go.
374
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,942
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
375
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,987
[SIGHS]
376
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,118
[CROWD GASPS]
377
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,453
[CROWD LAUGHS]
378
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,958
Hi.
[FEEDBACK WAILS]
379
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,878
Uh...
380
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,715
We'’re--
We're Apache Stone.
381
00:19:35,07 --> 00:19:36,884
Uh, oh, yeah, right.
We're the D.B.s now.
382
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,427
We changed the name.
383
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,222
Um, we used to be called
Apache Stone,
384
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,141
um, which | really dug,
because | actually have,
385
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,435
like, uh, 2 percent, uh,
386
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,521
Native American
running through my--
387
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,857
MAN:
Shut up and play something,
dickwad.
388
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,693
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
389
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,697
Okay. Uh--
390
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,158
This song’s called
"Synthetic Cell Phone. Self."
391
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,703
"Synthetic Self." Um...
392
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,331
MAN 1: Just play, man!
MAN 2: Get to it!
393
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,959
Three, four, five.
394
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,587
Six.
395
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,673
DRUMMER:
Two, three four.
396
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,718
[PLAYING SLOW ROCK MUSIC]
397
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,157
~ Nothin’ left to look at f
398
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,744
~ But what lies inside me I
399
00:20:45,35 --> 00:20:46,996
t My false reality J
400
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:51,00
~ Cannot take what lies ahead I
401
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,210
J Clear the path
Of destination f
402
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,172
J ls what you once said to me J
403
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,550
I l-- | wasted fresh time J
404
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,178
Nothing left to spend J
405
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,763
Boys, | don’t know
where to start.
406
00:21:04,54 --> 00:21:05,389
Ha-ha! Fantastic.
407
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,642
It was fantastic. | see a lot
of potential here, all right?
408
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,645
You're all gonna be rich and
famous in less than 12 months.
409
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,106
All right.
Dude, that’s awesome.
410
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,66
What was your name again?
Hey. I’m Mike.
411
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,943
Just got to get rid of him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
412
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,945
What the hell you talking about?
It’s his band.
413
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,530
Look, no. | give
your friend credit.
414
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,783
He put together a talented
group of musicians here
415
00:21:24,74 --> 00:21:25,743
who are gonna do just
great standing behind
416
00:21:26,35 --> 00:21:28,788
this gorgeous 21-year-old
junkie from San Diego | signed.
417
00:21:29,79 --> 00:21:30,247
SEAN:
Listen, you little twerp.
418
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,999
I’m detecting a little bit
of tone here,
419
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,584
and I’m not sure
that | like it.
420
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,128
What tone are you picking up?
That you don’t like Mike.
421
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,05
Mike would be--?
Yeah. Mike is him.
422
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,882
Yeah. Yeah.
| don’t like him.
423
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,218
All right. Other guys,
you can either stay with him
424
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,887
or you can sign a deal
with the next big thing.
425
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,806
Your choice.
426
00:21:47,97 --> 00:21:48,891
Well, I’m out. Ahem.
427
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,478
Yeah. See, | got into this thing
for one reason: pussy.
428
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,314
But I’ve got more than enough
since being a firefighter,
429
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,107
so | don’t really need
to be in a band
430
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,193
with a bunch of douche bags.
No offense.
431
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,904
All right. What's it gonna
be, guys? We in business?
432
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,240
You all get 20 grand as a bonus
as soon as you sign.
433
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,534
Really? I’m in.
434
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,619
Me too.
Let’s do it.
435
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:09,787
Back up, all right?
436
00:22:10,79 --> 00:22:11,372
Let’s just take
a deep breath here.
437
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,665
What this guy’s telling you,
438
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,375
they’re just promises,
words, maybes.
439
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,43
Mike and I,
we will give you
440
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,212
more than this guy could
ever give you. Remember me?
441
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,880
| hooked you up with the Routan.
442
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,173
Whoa. You got Routan?
Yeah.
443
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,342
’ve heard about that stuff.
It’s great.
444
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,760
You got, like,
pills, powder?
445
00:22:25,52 --> 00:22:27,12
Uh, no. It’s a van.
446
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,974
It's a car. Its a VW.
447
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,559
Guys. Come on.
Look at this baby, huh?
448
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,810
See this?
This is real, okay?
449
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,395
You can reach right out
and touch it.
450
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:39,358
This is Mikey and me believing
in you guys, all right?
451
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,862
That’s a VW.
Yes, it is.
452
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,364
| got a buddy in Jersey
owns a dealership.
453
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,574
You get me three of them,
454
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,450
that color.
What?
455
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,327
You get me three of them
in that color.
456
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,204
Three?
Yeah. Need one for the city,
457
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,498
one for my place in the
Hamptons, one for the Vineyard.
458
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,292
[SIGHS]
459
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,671
You give him my card.
You tell him to call me.
460
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,256
Sweet, dude.
461
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,632
| just unloaded
three Routans.
462
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,301
Sorry about that
dumbass remark, man.
463
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,94
Just heat of the moment.
Sean.
464
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,596
SEAN:
Pleasure doing business.
465
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,55
Hey, buddy.
What the hell, dude?
466
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,849
This guy just shitcans me
from my own band,
467
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,642
and you’re, like,
best friends with him?
468
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,811
No, dude. Come on.
Three Routans.
469
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,146
You know. Sorry.
Hey, fellas.
470
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,355
Let’s get out of here, huh?
471
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,648
Come on.
Office is uptown.
472
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,276
Get some drinks,
grab a B12 shot,
473
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,153
you know, talk a little
contracts. Come on.
474
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,905
Let’s go. Now get out
of here, you genius.
475
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,823
Miga, Ginger,
show the boys a good time.
476
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,158
There you go.
477
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,996
[DOOR OPENS]
478
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,249
CANDY:
Hey, I’m back. You know,
you left the door unlocked.
479
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,460
It wasn’t even
closed all the way--
480
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,89
Ken?
481
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,592
Kenny?
482
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,641
[SIGHS]
483
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,107
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
484
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,362
Hello.
485
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,572
Hey.
Hey.
486
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,75
It’s me.
That helps.
487
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,994
Little more
specific, please.
488
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,829
Tommy.
489
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,123
Gavin?
Yes.
490
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,667
The firefighter.
Oh, Jesus.
491
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,45
I’m kidding. What’s up?
Whoa.
492
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:27,341
Listen. | don’t think you’re
telling me the truth, okay?
493
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,718
| don’t have to
tell you the truth.
494
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,307
Hello?
495
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,853
Tommy?
496
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,730
Hello? H--
497
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:44,775
[SIGHS]
498
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,779
Shit.
499
00:24:49,71 --> 00:24:49,780
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
500
00:24:50,72 --> 00:24:51,615
Yeah. It’s open. Come in.
501
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,620
[DOOR SHUTS]
502
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,123
| bribed the super 50 bucks
to cough up where you were.
503
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,83
Want to tell me what
the hell’s going on?
504
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,712
Why don’t you go first?
| go out of town two nights.
505
00:25:05,04 --> 00:25:06,380
| come back--
All right. You know what?
506
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,549
I'll go first, okay?
507
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,342
All right. Three things.
508
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,262
[SIGHS]
Okay. Number one-- Ahem.
509
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,681
Probably not, in retrospect,
a good idea
510
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,308
to get a joint bank account
because, it turns out,
511
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,810
| got a little bit
of residual anger
512
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,438
left over from when you took all
my money a couple of years ago.
513
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,273
So what | did was,
514
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,568
| went out and | just bought
a whole bunch of stuff.
515
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,361
| got a flatscreen TV.
| got this beautiful
516
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,322
massaging recliner
that’s on its way over.
517
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,742
And, oh! | got this.
518
00:25:35,34 --> 00:25:35,993
[SIGHS]
519
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,870
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy.
520
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,372
| saw it on eBay,
and | just had to have it.
521
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,749
Of course,
when it got here,
522
00:25:42,41 --> 00:25:44,877
uh, | realized there was an "S"
missing from Heisman,
523
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,921
so really what | have
is a Heiman Trophy.
524
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,341
But it’s still
money well-spent in my book.
525
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,551
You spent all my money.
526
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,178
No, no. No. |, uh--
527
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,598
| gave some to charity,
and, um-- And, you know,
528
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:58,932
the rest I’m keeping,
529
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,18
the amount that you
stole from me, plus interest.
530
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,561
You asshole.
531
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,897
That money was left to me
by my uncle.
532
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,899
Yeah. Uh, your uncle
that died.
533
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,567
Yes.
Which brings me to point
534
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,944
number 2. In the future,
535
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,696
you should probably do
a much better job
536
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,740
at hiding any kind
of personal identification
537
00:26:15,32 --> 00:26:17,659
that has your real,
actual name on it,
538
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:20,788
Barbara Callahan.
539
00:26:21,80 --> 00:26:24,41
You know, | never liked
the name Barbara.
540
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,418
| had an Aunt Barbara.
541
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,337
And she used to fondle me
when | was a kid,
542
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,89
which, don’t get me wrong,
| didn’t mind,
543
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,216
but she also used
to make me eat my broccoli.
544
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,635
That kind of killed
the whole buzz for me.
545
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,262
So hide it, honey,
546
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,474
because your husband could just
very easily jump on the Internet
547
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,477
and find out a whole bunch
of information on you,
548
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,771
including the fact
that your uncle
549
00:26:46,63 --> 00:26:47,106
is still very much alive
550
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,608
and living outside of
Madison, Wisconsin.
551
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,610
My uncle is dead.
Well, if that’s the case,
552
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,987
he’s an amazing
conversationalist.
553
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,239
And he sent me
a picture of you
554
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,575
from about 10 years ago.
555
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,203
And it’s definitely you.
556
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,80
A husband knows these things.
557
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,792
And he also, um, ahem,
558
00:27:07,84 --> 00:27:08,669
told me to give you
a heads-up
559
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,255
that there’s a warrant
for your arrest,
560
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,340
um, from Tampa, Florida.
561
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,801
Probably the last guy
that you ripped off
562
00:27:16,93 --> 00:27:18,762
to the tune of about
563
00:27:19,54 --> 00:27:20,264
Isn't that the same
amount of money
564
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,391
that your dead uncle
left you?
565
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:23,976
Okay. You wanna
know the truth?
566
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,227
No. Forget about the truth.
567
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,728
You're no good at it.
Just let it go.
568
00:27:27,20 --> 00:27:28,939
What happened in Tampa--
I’m innocent.
569
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:32,401
Okay. Which brings us
to point number 3.
570
00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:36,71
| paid the super a hundred bucks
to give me a heads-up
571
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,656
on when you were
on your way over here,
572
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,741
and I’m looking out of my big,
new, magnificent,
573
00:27:40,33 --> 00:27:40,826
beautiful new windows,
574
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:42,578
and | see you walking up
into my building,
575
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:43,704
and | call the cops,
576
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,372
and | tell the cops
that | have a fugitive
577
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,584
from justice in my apartment.
So you know what?
578
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,878
If you’re innocent, please,
579
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,504
sit down and join me
for a drink.
580
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,507
But if you’re not, | would
start running, Mrs. Shea.
581
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,11
You have just made
582
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,263
the biggest mistake
of your life.
583
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:05,142
So I’m leaving, but not
because the cops are coming.
584
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:08,145
And you're gonna be alone,
585
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,773
and | hope you spend
every second
586
00:28:12,65 --> 00:28:14,234
thinking about
what you’ve just done.
587
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,701
At least | still
got my Heiman.
588
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,911
[DOOR OPENS]
589
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,245
Intact.
590
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,39
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
591
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,41
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
592
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,04
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
593
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,06
[TV TURNS OFF]
594
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,306
TOMMY [OUTSIDE]:
Kelly?
595
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,228
| heard the television.
| Know you’re in there.
596
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,774
| swear to God, Kelly.
597
00:28:54,66 --> 00:28:55,776
Ill break
this goddamn door down.
598
00:28:56,68 --> 00:28:58,528
Yeah. I'd like to see that.
599
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,905
Yeah?
600
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,740
Yeah.
601
00:29:02,32 --> 00:29:04,201
All right. Well,
602
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,204
here | go.
603
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,872
I’m gonna do it.
604
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,332
Okay.
605
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,211
Okay. Heh.
606
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,921
[DOOR THUDS]
607
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,550
TOMMY:
Jesus Christ...
608
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,303
[DOOR THUDS]
TOMMY: Unh!
609
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,306
Shit!
610
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,58
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
611
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:38,318
Jesus Christ. That goddamn
door’s made out of--
612
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,323
Hm.
613
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,119
Okay. Okay.
614
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,453
Okay.
615
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,291
Ooh. Whoo!
616
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:53,667
[TOMMY GRUNTS]
617
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,02
[BOTH MOANING]
618
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,343
Get out.
What?
619
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,678
Get out.
Yeah, right.
620
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,971
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
621
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,473
Get out.
622
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:12,102
Seriously?
Seriously. Get out.
623
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:16,982
Get out.
624
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,400
Okay.
625
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,154
Okay.
626
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,783
I’m not leaving, okay?
627
00:30:27,75 --> 00:30:28,785
Because
628
00:30:29,77 --> 00:30:30,996
you're lying.
You're lying about that box,
629
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,457
and you’re lying
about the kissing,
630
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,292
which is-- Taste--
Tasted good.
631
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,960
But you can’t bullshit
a bullshitter.
632
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,05
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! No. No.
633
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,131
Yes.
No.
634
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,382
Yes.
635
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,176
You're gonna tell me
what’s in this box.
636
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,510
No, you’re gonna
give me it.
637
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,179
What the hell are
you so afraid of?
638
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,306
Last chance.
It’s my goddamn box!
639
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,351
Tell me what’s in the box,
or | open it myself.
640
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,997
[SIGHS]
641
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,340
S-S-She’s beautiful.
642
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,927
She’s dead.
643
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,433
[CLEARS THROAT]
644
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:37,604
She was 4 months old,
645
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:41,24
and one Sunday,
she woke up with a cough.
646
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,362
And then, it got worse during
the day, so | called the doctor,
647
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,365
and he thought she was just
colicky, but | thought--
648
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,409
Well, anyways...
649
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,286
| brought her in that night,
and, um...
650
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,166
Then her breathing started
to get bad, and then,
651
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,709
they told me
she had a heart defect,
652
00:32:00,01 --> 00:32:01,837
and then, on Monday,
she passed away.
653
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,10
In my arms.
654
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,896
She had such a sweet
little face, you know,
655
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,233
and when she went,
her cheeks, they turned...
656
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,821
...gray.
657
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,740
So suddenly, they--
658
00:32:31,32 --> 00:32:32,33
Just gray.
659
00:32:39,40 --> 00:32:40,959
Uh, my, uh, son...
660
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,294
[CLEARS THROAT]
661
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,882
It was kind of
the same thing.
662
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,925
We were-- You know,
we were on the--
663
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,636
street outside the,
uh, apartment.
664
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,305
He was riding his bike,
665
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,391
and he was further down the
block, and after he got hit,
666
00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,896
uh, it was a few seconds for me
to run from where | was
667
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,232
to where he was,
and in that, uh,
668
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:08,570
amount of time,
in my...
669
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,239
...gut was that he--
670
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,782
He was gone
by the time | got there.
671
00:33:13,74 --> 00:33:15,368
But, | mean, my brain
didn’t wanna believe it,
672
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,913
but | knew that,
uh, you know,
673
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,957
as soon as
| laid eyes on him, it was...
674
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,92
Yeah.
675
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,344
[SIGHS]
676
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,931
See, that’s exactly
what | don’t need.
677
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,559
| don’t need to hear
678
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,228
somebody else’s story.
679
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,356
| don’t need anybody
to understand.
680
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,275
| don’t need anything.
681
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,28
| just need you to leave.
682
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,789
[SIGHS]
683
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:12,842
[INHALES DEEPLY]
684
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,56
[SIGHS]
685
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,693
[SIGHS]
686
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,992
You're not leaving.
687
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,164
No.
688
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,211
[SIGHS]
689
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:06,938
All right, guys.
One for everyone.
690
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,733
Nice. Great.
691
00:35:10,25 --> 00:35:11,901
Now, ahem.
692
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,321
| have a few words
I’d like to say.
693
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,115
If | could just get
all your attention.
694
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,491
You know, uh, you guys
695
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:22,245
are the best bunch
of goddamn firemen
696
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,372
I’ve ever worked with,
and | know we just had
697
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,124
a little situation,
a little setback,
698
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,710
but we did the best that we
could, which is all we can do.
699
00:35:29,02 --> 00:35:30,170
And I’m gonna tell you
right now,
700
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,671
if that situation
happened again
701
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,548
five minutes from now,
five years from now,
702
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,675
or 15 years from now,
703
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,469
you're still the bunch
of goddamn firemen
704
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,430
| would like behind,
beside, and beyond me.
705
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,265
Thank you, Tommy.
That means a lot.
706
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:43,558
[ALL CHATTERING]
707
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,853
Bottoms up.
708
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,898
More whiskey?
Shit turns my stomach.
709
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,149
Hey, don’t worry about it.
710
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,734
We got something
in the back for you,
711
00:35:53,26 --> 00:35:53,985
peach-flavored vodka.
712
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,612
That’s what I’m
talking about.
713
00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,447
What the hell we doing
drinking this shit?
714
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:58,990
Yeah! Come on, man!
715
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,617
All right. All right!
716
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,77
TEDDY:
Yeah, | like peaches.
717
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,870
You know what would be
a great invention?
718
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,538
Peaches that, when you
bite into them,
719
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,124
the vodka’s already in them.
How can we get that going?
720
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,835
LOU:
Well, first off,
721
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,04
we’re gonna need an alcoholic
with an orchard.
722
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,422
[ALL LAUGH]
723
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,718
Easy, honey.
724
00:36:19,10 --> 00:36:20,178
Easy.
725
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,472
Slow down.
726
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,265
Shut up, queer bait.
727
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,142
Goddamn,
| love this woman!
728
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,312
No one’s in charge of me.
Right, Tom?
729
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:30,522
That is right,
sweetheart.
730
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:31,981
NEEDLES:
Yeah, but you know what?
731
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,274
You might wanna
take it easy.
732
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,943
That’s all he’s saying.
[CHUCKLES]
733
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:36,653
Really? Listen,
734
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,113
why don’t you go order up
735
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,657
another wife
on the Internet, asshole,
736
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,575
okay? Because
the one you got,
737
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:43,910
she kisses like a doorknob.
738
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:44,994
[ALL LAUGH]
739
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,872
Ow! Ooh.
740
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,833
Yeah.
[ALL LAUGHING]
741
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,584
What the hell are
you laughing at?
742
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,129
That line,
a wife on the Internet,
743
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,214
tickled me.
NEEDLES: Yeah? How about you
744
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,508
tickle my balls?
One more drink.
745
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,764
So how’s your cock?
Ehh.
746
00:37:05,56 --> 00:37:06,266
What color is it now?
747
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,685
It’s teal.
748
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,145
Really?
749
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,105
You don’t wanna know.
750
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:14,482
No, no. You can’t say that
your cock is now teal-colored
751
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:15,775
and not expect--
All right.
752
00:37:16,67 --> 00:37:17,193
| used a bleaching agent, okay?
753
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,862
It’s supposed to lighten
your skin,
754
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,239
you know, how like Michael
Jackson did when he was black,
755
00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:22,699
and then he turned
almost white.
756
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,242
Yeah.
Well, you know,
757
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,786
you do the math.
758
00:37:27,78 --> 00:37:29,706
What math?
759
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:34,43
You're not supposed to use it
on your cock or your balls.
760
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,44
Okay.
761
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,05
What color are your--?
762
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,923
Not gonna ask
763
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:40,800
what color your balls are. I--
764
00:37:41,92 --> 00:37:42,802
Where’s this
faggoty-ass vodka at?
765
00:37:43,94 --> 00:37:44,262
Well, here’s one bottle.
766
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,639
| think there’s another case
behind all that other shit.
767
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,57
lll go get them started.
Okay.
768
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,768
Uh, they’re pink,
by the way.
769
00:37:50,59 --> 00:37:52,604
My balls. In case you
were still wondering.
770
00:37:55,64 --> 00:37:56,858
They’re supposed to be pink.
771
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,531
Perfect. Heh.
772
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,34
Jesus Christ...
773
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,459
You got nothing
to say to me?
774
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,45
No?
775
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,799
Okay. Just wanted
to drop by,
776
00:38:21,90 --> 00:38:22,759
make sure you knew that
777
00:38:23,51 --> 00:38:24,260
| wasn’t lying to you
when | told you
778
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,179
| wouldn’t have slept
with Janet,
779
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,765
you know, after 9/11.
780
00:38:29,57 --> 00:38:31,601
If you had died instead of me,
781
00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,478
| just wouldn't.
782
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,106
Especially since, well,
783
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,359
seeing as how
I’d already had her.
784
00:38:43,29 --> 00:38:45,281
[GLASS SHATTERS]
785
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,741
Everything all right?
Yeah.
786
00:38:47,33 --> 00:38:47,951
You need a hand?
787
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,452
No, no, no. No.
788
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,913
Hey, can--
Nah. Busy.
789
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,423
[ALL LAUGHING]
790
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,08
You guys drank
all this shit already?
791
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,510
Mostly Shawn.
792
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,178
Where the hell
did Ellie go to?
793
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,222
She went to pick up
the dog at the kennel.
794
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,640
You guys got a dog?
795
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,186
Yes. Yes, we do.
796
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,438
Hm. Does it drink?
797
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,315
| don’t know.
798
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,317
But I’m sure if it was here
and you were pouring,
799
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,610
it would sure as hell start.
800
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,862
[ALL LAUGH]
801
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:26,406
Well, guys, listen.
| wanna make a toast to Tommy.
802
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,74
EDDIE:
Let me get you started, Shawny.
803
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,243
To Tommy, who’s got us
804
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,203
all back on the
road to liver failure.
805
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,372
Nice.
MIKE: Yeah. We'll follow you
806
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:37,00
anywhere, Tom, as long as you
keep dishing out the booze.
807
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,294
Oh, yeah? Well, you better pack
a couple of bags, guys,
808
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546
because it’s gonna be
a long goddamn trip.
809
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,673
All right. To Tommy,
810
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,842
greatest goddamn fireman,
811
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,94
best goddamn father,
812
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,305
best goddamn father-in-law.
813
00:39:53,16 --> 00:39:54,726
Ooh.
814
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,438
Ah!
[ALL LAUGHING]
815
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,940
| got you!
816
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,276
You should have saw--
The look on your face--
817
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:04,819
That’s not funny.
818
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,530
I’m just busting your balls,
son. Come on, drink up.
819
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:08,740
Cheers.
Cheers.
820
00:40:09,32 --> 00:40:10,241
To you, Tom.
821
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,160
[ALL CHATTERING]
822
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,537
[ELBOW’S "GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE"
PLAYING]
823
00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,748
J Mondays is for drinking J
824
00:40:17,40 --> 00:40:19,626
~ To the seldom-seen kid J
825
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,587
< |l’ve been I
826
00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:24,923
~ Working on a cocktail
827
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,592
? Called grounds for divorce J
828
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,10
Whoa oh ohoh!
829
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,972
~ Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ohh I
830
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,807
f Polishing a compass J
831
00:40:35,99 --> 00:40:38,102
f That | hold in my sleep I
832
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,771
Whoa oh ohoh!
833
00:40:40,63 --> 00:40:43,316
~ Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ohh I
834
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,943
< Doubt comes in on sticks I
835
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,863
~ But then he kicks
Like a horse I
836
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,73
Whoa oh ohoh!
837
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,743
~ Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ohh I
838
00:40:54,35 --> 00:40:56,245
~ There’s a Chinese
Cigarette case I
839
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,706
J And the rest you can keep J
840
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,376
J And the rest you can keep J
841
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,544
J And the rest you can keep J
842
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,254
< There’s a hole I
843
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,173
In my neighborhood I
844
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,884
£ Down which of late I
845
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:14,305
| cannot help but fall
846
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,600
There’s a hole
In my neighborhood J
847
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,395
£ Down which of late I
848
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,856
| cannot help but fall
849
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,950
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
850
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,47
J Mondays is for drinking J
851
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,926
~ To the seldom-seen kid J
852
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,639
[HORN HONKS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
853
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,522
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