All language subtitles for Rescue Me (2004) - S05E07 - Play (1080p BluRay x265 Panda)

Hey.
Hey.

How’s it going?
Good.

Yeah?
Yeah.

How’s drinking going?

I’m not drinking. What--?
What do you mean?

Where’s your chip?

Got it.
You got it?

Yeah.
Let’s see it.

Oh, no, | don’t
have it on me.

Remember, when you gave
it to me, | dropped it.

Oh, oh. Thought
that was a bad omen.

Oh, anyway, | dropped by
to tell you,

you don’t have to worry
about Teddy anymore.

He’s drinking.

| don’t know.
Probably.

He’s only been missing
for a couple of weeks.

Nobody can get a hold of him.
Oh.

Ellie’s going out of her
mind. This ring a bell?

| was-- Look, my kid--
My daughter was missing,

so | was kind of,
you know, consumed by that.

Her mother put her
in school upstate.

| gotta go up and
see her in a play.

It’s-- Got a pencil,
poke my eyes out, you know?

You want to hear
about Teddy or not?

| guess
I’m gonna, yeah.

You know how he was banged
up after your father died?

Right.
He figures your father

fought in the big one.
He’s gonna go to the memorial.

He’s gonna feel some
kind of connection, right?

Yeah.
He’s in Maryland or Virginia.

He’s running around
volunteering

at every single
V.A. hospital there is.

Can you imagine,
you're 110 years old,

you fought for your country,
you got rid of Hitler,

and now Teddy’s coming
at you with a bedpan.

| mean, you know
there’s guys down there,

wishing they were back
in Okinawa. With Adolph.

Apparently your sister Maggie
is down there with him.

She’s into it 110 percent.
Oh, that’s great.

Somebody should call
Arlington National,

tell them there’s
gonna be a rush.

| gotta go.
I'll go with you.

See you later, chief.
I’m taking off.

Shift ends at 4:00.

It ain't 4:00 yet.

It's 3:57.

Well, guess that means another
three minutes, now, doesn’t it?

Shame I’m such
an asshole now.

[POLICE RADIO SQUAWKING
INDISTINCTLY]

[EXHALES]

What the hell was that about?

You don’t
want to know.

Go to the play.

You don’t have
any pencils, huh?

LOU:
As God as my witness,

I’m am telling you
it is an epidemic.

| agree.

Hey, Mick, see you, buddy.
Hey, see you, man.

Patrick Dempsey
from Grey’s Anatomy.

Oh, McDreamy.

No, McDouchebag
is more like it.

Marcia Cross.
Who in the hell is that?

Oh, she plays Bree Van de Kamp
on Desperate Housewives.

Not that | watch it!
What are you talking about?

Celebrities who’ve had
twins. Not sex with twins,

you know, twin babies.
Yeah, Angelina Jolie had twins,

and so did Julia Roberts.

Puff Daddy’s girlfriend who,
believe it or not, is black.

| wish | could really stay
here and chat with you guys,

but I’m gonna get away.

REILLY:
Two more minutes, Gavin!

How did he even hear me?

Oh, God, I’m so full of
shit right now, really.

Amoment
of self-awareness?

Seriously, | haven’t
taken a shit in five days.

I’m really backed up
and | feel like | got a, like,

a shit turducken
sitting in my colon.

Oh, what’s a turducken, dude?
| get the turd part, but--

It’s a fancy poultry thing.

It's a chicken jammed inside
a duck jammed inside a turkey.

In my case,
a shit jammed inside

a bigger shit jammed
inside a really big shit.

Okay, | never thought I'd say,
but can we go back to the twins?

Here’s my theory:
| think there is some guy

with this super
twin-producing sperm,

running around Hollywood
impregnating all these broads.

Who? Who is it?
We can find him:

look for a guy with four balls.

[MOUTHING]
Oh, yeah.

REILLY:
A minute, 12 seconds!

Oh, it’s
unbelievable.

Four balls. How do you think
he deals with chaffing?

Well, | have
another theory:

| think this guy put some
of his celebrity baby money

into the design and construction
of a special ball harness.

Ooh, like a basket.

No, more like a cradle.

Like a ball hammock.

Ah, a hammock.

And with that,
gentlemen, | bid you adieu.

See you.

How--? How did you
even do that?

| don’t give
away my secrets.

It’s the only way | can keep
you assholes in line.

Ten more seconds.

[SCOFFS]

Five.

You can go.

Yeah? Maybe |
don’t want to go.

This is it. l’m crowning.

[THE VON BONDIES’
"C’MON, C’MON" PLAYING]

On another day
C’mon, c’mon f

With these ropes tied tight
Can we do no wrong? J

J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone

Things were good
When we were young f

~ When my teeth bite down
| can see the blood J

J Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone f

J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone

Things were good
When we were young f

Ils it safe to stay? J
~C’mon, c’mon f

? Was it right to leave? J
~C’mon, c’mon J

< Will | ever learn? I
~C’mon, c’mon f

~ C’mon, c’mon
C’mon, c’mon J

No, | don’t know what
kind of a play it is.

Something about a family,
and Katy is one of the leads.

All right.
That’s all | know.

Just tell me it’s
not a musical, okay?

because if it’s a musical,
| swear to God,

I’m gonna find a big tree
and drive right into it.

Colleen is heartbroken,
you know.

Did you talk to the boyfriend?
He hasn’t called anybody,

he hasn’t shown up
to work in, like, two weeks.

Yeah, well, he gave her the
"it’s not you, it’s me" speech.

She said that
everything was going well.

They had sex one time,
and then it just--

It all fell apart.

So our plan worked.

Maybe she was just
really bad at it.

That’s not a possibility.
Why?

Because | taught
her a few things.

You telling
me you sat her down?

What did you teach her?

[SIGHS]

You know, maybe we ought
to change the subject.

Yeah, new,
uh, new page.

So how’s the
not drinking going?

| just got my year--

My year chip.

Tommy, that’s great.
Yes.

Oh, my god,
I’m so proud of you.

You should be so proud
of you. It is so amazing.

| also started drinking
again, but let me explain.

And that is so stupid!

It’s not stupid.
| figured it out.

| have a system.
| can control it.

You are not having one goddamn
drink the entire weekend.

Not a problem, not a problem.
Like | said, | can control it.

Oh, my God.
Done. Easy.

Oh, my God, you are
gonna ruin this.

Easy, easy.

Okay, you know what?

Everything that we
do this weekend

is going to reflect on Katy.
| understand that.

Okay, so here’s what
you're gonna do:

You are gonna act
like you have some manners.

And like you have actually been
outside the firehouse

and you’ve
had an education.

| just want her to be
in a non-toxic environment.

[SCOFFS]
Okay.

What’s with the dress,
by the way?

That part of the
non-toxic thing?

| got an e-mail from Katy
requesting that | wear this.

Because she’s catching your
disease-- Pretending.

She wants you to
have the disease now.

Because she wants you to wear
khakis, a polo, and a blazer.

Really?

Did you bring those?
Yeah.

Good. Because when
we get to the inn,

you know what | want you to do?
| want you to take them out

and make sure there’s
no wrinkles in them,

and then put them on over the
goddamn non-toxic dress, okay?

Would you please
do it for Katy?

[SIGHS]

Let me ask you about
this Dwight thing, okay?

Oh, | knew we
were gonna go here.

Seriously. You want to talk
to somebody about not drinking,

maybe you should talk to him.

Alcoholic, pill-head
junkie in a wheelchair.

He’s got a major drinking
problem going on, okay?

And | got news for you, too.
Any guy can go for a long time,

if he has no sensation
in his dick, all right?

That’s-- That’s pathetic.

Okay? My relationship
with Dwight

has nothing to do
with his longevity.

Really? Then what’s it based
on, then? Explain it to me,

because I--
He makes me laugh.

Okay. When? When he
falls out of the chair?

Let’s not talk
the rest of the trip, okay?

Yeah, you know what,
let’s not!

Great.
Fine.

Just do me a favor,
you know?

If you could, just sum up
the reason you’re with this guy

in like one word.
What would it be?

Cock.

You know, see that
big tree right there?

I’m going to drive
right into that, okay?

You know, it’s funny
you would mention that,

because that tree
reminds me of him.

You okay, Lou?

Yeah, |’m fine.

Just having an acute
in vino veritas moment.

Yeah.

| don’t follow.
In vitro what?

In vino veritas.

In wine, truth. Or in this
case, cheap, watered-down vodka.

It’s the realization
that Tommy was right.

You know, | got--

| got no shot, nor have | ever
had a shot with fair Genevieve.

Want to bang
the French chick?

You can do it
more poetically, Franco,

but, yes.
Have you told him?

That would be a
little obvious, | think.

Learn from me,
grasshopper.

Oh, you know, | haven’t had
one of those in a long time.

Focus.

She’s a hot
chick, right?

Guys go for her all the time,
and they all play the same game,

all right? They flirt,
they bare their souls,

they do everything except tell
her what they’re really after.

You do that, you'll be totally,
almost grotesquely obvious.

She'll find it so refreshing,
by the time she figures out

she doesn’t want
to bang you,

you'll be zipping up
and heading for the door.

Should | do this in
person, or can | call?

You only do it over the
phone if you’re a pussy.

Or if you feel the actual sight
of you might queer the deal.

I'll call.

Good idea.
Yeah.

In the meantime,

can you make me
one of them grasshoppers?

| want my breath to be nice
and minty when | do this.

Yeah, you bet.

[CLEARS THROAT]

So you’re sure that
Katy said

she was coming back to
the room after rehearsal?

Who?

Katy. Our daughter.

Isn't her name Katherine?

Yes. But we
call her Katy.

Oh. She said her
name was Katherine.

| love her so much.

She’s the best roommate ever.

Oh!

And she tells us about you guys.
Oh.

You have a job in a hedge fund,
and you’re a fashion designer.

And she tells us all about
your gigantic loft in Soho,

and all the people you
know, and the parties.

And your summer
house in Montague.

l’ve never been to
Montague. What's it like?

Okay.
Nice.

LOU:
So look, I’m going to come right
out and say this, okay?

You are a very attractive woman
and | am-- Well, a little--

You know what, let’s not
even talk about what | am.

[SIGHS]

This isn’t easy.

Especially since I’ve got people
like Tommy Gavin in my life

telling me I’ve got no shot with
you, but be that as it may...

[SIGHS]

| find you extremely attractive,

and | would like to take
our relationship

to a physical place.

I’m going to give you
a moment now to laugh.

What?

Wait a minute,
did you just say--?

Was that actually you talking,
or was it the grasshopper?

No, it’s a drink. I'll explain
it when | see you.

Well, yes, | can.

Yeah. | just gotta shave and
shower and attach my head

to a new body and
then find a new head.

Twenty minutes. Yes! Yes!

Franco, you are genius.

Mmm! | love you.

That is minty.
| gotta try one of those.

TOMMY:
Montague?

KATY:
It’s on Long Island.

We know where
it is, honey.

And what’s with
the hedge fund?

The closest | ever
came to a hedge

was the time | was
working as a landscaper

in summertime during
high school.

Are you ashamed to tell people
that your dad’s a firefighter?

It’s not right to
make up stories, Katy.

That's right.
Katherine, Mommy. | told you.

Okay, do you want us to throw in
Hepburn at the end of Katherine?

And Mummy’s the villain
Brendan Fraser chases in movies.

She’s Mom or Ma.

Why can't you tell people
the truth about your family?

Oh, you mean how my parents
are divorced but not really?

And my mother had a baby
with my father’s brother,

and my uncle went to jail after
he shot the drunk driver

who killed
my brother? Hm?

Well, she’s got
us on that one.

Okay, let’s just talk
about happy things.

Whoa, what’s
with the PDA?

What?
What,

did you give her
one of them phones?

It means public
displays of affection?

Where are his pants
and his blazer?

| will make sure
he wears it to the play.

I’m not gonna wear
the pants-- Ow, honey!

Hey, shh!

Keep it down.
There are people here.

All right.
Okay.

Okay.

Did | tell you I’m going
skiing this winter?

Lucy Walters, she’s, like,
my newest best friend.

Her parents have a place
near Sugarbush in Vermont.

They’re taking me up
there during winter break.

Have you guys ever skied
before? | didn’t think so.

That’s the art center where
we’re doing the play tomorrow.

Keep up, keep up.
Okay.

Welcome to the
Blueberry Cottage.

Hey.
This your first time with us?

Yes.
Yep.

Super. Breakfast is served
from 6:30 till 9:00,

We have a special gourmet dinner
for our guests on Fridays,

which would be tonight,
so lucky you.

Great.
Great, I’m starving.

You’re in Room 6:
Blueberry Pie.

All our rooms are named
after blueberry desserts.

We have some nice antiques
in that room,

and a view of the herb garden.

Ooh, wow.

| believe there’s another
key for the second room.

Uh, no, I-- | only have
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Gavin.

| just assumed
that would be one--

See, we’re--
We're sort of divorced.

Yeah, we never filed.

Yeah. | mean,
it’s not--

We get along
and everything,

Great. She’s got
a new boyfriend.

We are full
tonight, as | said.

| could call down the street...
Please.

...to the Fox and the Lamb.

| think they’re full up too.

l-- Uh, let me talk
to my wife. Excuse me.

Thank you.

All right.

What?

What?
It’s going to kill you

if we spend one night--

No, I’m afraid we're stuck.

There’s a lot going on
in town tonight.

You know what?
It’s-- It’s fine.

We'll take the room,
the one room.

You sure?
Yeah, right?

It’s one night.

That’s right.
It’s one night.

Remember, she’s
got a boyfriend.

Yes, she does...

[BOTH LAUGH]

...who’s paralyzed.

You know, his thing still works.
Are you kidding me?

|-- | had-- | was--

| had a joke, and...

Uh--
|-- I’m sorry, sir.

rll, uh, bring
your bags out.

Thank you.
We'll be serving dinner soon.

The other guests
are in the dining room.

You can head right in.
| think we'll just go right in.

Unless you want to change.
No, no, we'll go right in.

No, you'll be changing.

Honey, it’s--

Tommy,
you're changing.

Can you give
us a moment?

Sure.

Uh...

We’re gonna go change.

Thank you.

Oh, sure.

Thank you.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Oh, and then
there were eight.

Welcome aboard.

How are you doing?

Tommy Gavin, uh,
my wife, Janice.

I’m Dick MacNamara, this
is my lovely wife, Kelly.

Our two girls go to
Darcy Hill Academy.

Oh, our daughter Katherine
also goes there, seventh grade.

Our girls are in seventh,
Heather and Prue,

short for Prudence.

We’re sitting girls
against the boys, so,

you'll be with
us over here.

And that means you
sit right there, scout.

Okay.

Adam and Lenora White from New
York City, nice to meet you.

Hi.
Okay, So--

How are you? Just a couple
of fellow city dwellers.

What part of town
are you in?

Uh, we’re splitting our time
between Bronx and Queens.

| thought you
were in the city.

Oh, did they move the burroughs
or something?

Oh, I’m sorry, it’s just
that when you said the city,

| assumed you meant Manhattan.

Well, | mean Manhattan, you
can’t afford to live in there,

unless you’re euro trash
or homosexual people,

you know, which is...

Hey, you know,

we got a homosexual
at work who’s great guy.

Right, honey? You met him.
Great guy.

Jim and Kathy King. Hi.

MAN: Hi.
Nice to meet you.

Hi, hi.
So Jim and Kathy.

That’s a lot of
names to remember.

You said your name
was Gavin?

Mm-hm.

Prue introduced us to Katherine

a couple weekends ago.

Oh, Katy.

Katherine, Katy.

Your ears must
have been burning.

We heard all
about your loft,

and the weekend
place in Montague.

Oh, Montague
is wonderful.

We talked about getting a place
there, but it’s a little remote.

But the people are normal,
not like those Hampton types.

By that | mean Jews.

| can say that.

We're Jewish.
Oh!

And they let you
into Connecticut?

[ALL LAUGHING]

And which hedge
fund are you with?

Me? Oh, I’m, uh,

you know, my Katherine, Katy,

you know how kids
tend to exaggerate.

They’re a little embarrassed
about their parents.

Not our kids.
Not ours.

Nor ours.
Except for the Jewish thing.

A little.

Anyways, |’m not
with the hedge fund.

I’m with the firemen’s fund.

I’m a fireman--
I’m a fireman. I’m FDNY.

MAN: Oh, wow.
TOMMY: Yeah.

Well, it is a pleasure
to meet you, sir.

ADAM:
A fireman, that’s great.

If | never see another hedge
fund asshole, it’ll be too soon.

[LAUGHTER]

| work for a hedge fund.

You know what | mean.

Can | tell you, | wanted
to be a fireman as a kid.

Really?
Who didn’t?

But this guy did it.

| don’t know how you
got away with wearing jeans.

If | tried wearing jeans, she
would have locked me in my room.

Hey, no kidding.
You are our hero.

Tom, was it?
Tommy.

Just call me Tommy.
Tommy.

Barkeep, get this man a drink.

BARTENDER:
Right away, sir.

So, Jane, should we assume
you're not a fashion designer?

I’m Janice. And, no,

| am a fashion designer.

[LAUGHS]

Can | get a drink
too, honey?

Hey, it’s me.

I’ve showered and shaved,

although I’m sure you’ve
changed your mind by now,

but | was just kind
of hoping that--

[DOOR BUZZES]

Is that a new dress?

Oh, yes.

It’s adorable.

Thank you.

You know, I’m a little confused.
| mean, it looks new,

but it’s definitely
last season’s design.

Not that | wear
that designer.

The girl who cleans
my house does.

Could | get another
drink, please?

Yeah.

| don’t think you want to
drink too much, darling.

You've got to protect
your figure.

That's lipo, right?

Excuse me?

Well, you’ve obviously had lipo.
Nobody our age is that thin.

If you'll excuse me,
| need to go to the bathroom.

[SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY]

Well, | think we know
why you're so skinny.

I’m sorry, what was that?

| don’t want
to embarrass you, hon,

but you're eating
with your seafood fork.

That’s the fork you were
supposed to use

for the crab cocktail.

Well, they’re not serving much
seafood in Montague these days.

Could you repeat
that, sweetheart?

Because | couldn’t hear you.
Because you’re so fat.

Excuse me?

Oh, no, there is no excuse
for you,

because what you are
is a bitch.

Hey, hon, maybe we
should call it a night.

Great idea, darling.

I’m sure there’s an A.A. meeting
somewhere in the neighborhood.

What?

| was just joking.

Yeah.

Did you hear the one
about the preppy asshole

who got the fireman’s
foot up his ass?

That one ring a bell?

Your wife, uh, might
have a problem.

Yeah, my wife always
has a problem

when she’s surrounded
by douchebags.

[ALL GASP]

My wife doesn’t tend
to get shitfaced a lot,

but if she does
get shitfaced,

she usually has
a good goddamn reason.

Thank you, sweetie.

Shall we?

We shall.

I’m sorry that you guys
don’t like what I’m wearing,

and I’m sorry that
| am too thin for you.

And | am sorry that
all of your husbands

checked out my ass
when | went to the bathroom.

And that’s right, | saw you.

| don’t know what
she’s talking about.

Oh, Adam, shut up.

Don’t blame us because you
made a fool of yourself.

Oh, is that right, Tubby?

You know, | guess
when people are looking

that far down
their noses at you,

you want to give them a good
goddamn show. Yeah, you like it?

| think we can go.

You know what,
I’m not a designer,

but here’s a fashion tip
for you: never wear yellow.

Because kids might try
to ride you to school.

Let’s go, Tommy.

Come on, that was funny.

Whatever.

[CHUCKLES]

[TOMMY LAUGHS]

All right.

Oh, my God, those
stuffy bitches!

Yeah, what a bunch
of assholes.

That was great.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.
We kicked ass.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, baby, and thank you
for coming to my defense.

Yeah.

That was so nice.

Uh-huh.

[GIGGLING]

Honey...

What--? What--?
What are you doing?

I’m doing
the victory dance.

| got you, but what
are you wearing?

Oh, come on, Tommy, you’ve seen
me in this a million times.

Yeah. | have, | have.

Forgot how see-through
the T-shirts can be.

You know, | don’t know if we
ever did it at an inn before--

At the Blueberry Inn.

[LAUGHING]
Yeah, yeah.

It’s true. So, what are--?

What’s--? What’s the thing?
Oh, Tommy.

I’m drunk.

[LAUGHS]

But I’m certain of
a couple of one thing.

Yeah, okay.

We are not having sex.

Right. | know that.
Yeah, see, | know that.

That’s clear to me.

But, ahem, my, uh, my...

Cock.

[CHUCKLING]
Your word.

You know,
I’m totally clear.

| get it. My brain has computed
that fact that it’s just--

We’re not doing that.

But my, uh, ahem--

Cock, dick, schlang,
wang, wanger--

Okay, stop. Okay, yeah, see--

Happy Charlie.

Happy Charlie
has got a different brain.

He’s got his own brain, and this
visual for him is arresting.

Would be--

[BOTH SIGH]

Where’s the mini bar?

[TOMMY AND JANET MOANING]

TOMMY: Ow! Ooh!
JANET: Yeah!

[MOANING AND LOUD THUMPING]

[BOTH MOANING]

Oh, honey.

[BOTH MOANING]

Oh, Tommy?

Yeah?
Here.

Oh.

Yeah.

[MOANING]

[LOUD THUMPING]

Are they having sex?

| don’t remember it
sounding like that.

Ever.

[BOTH MOANING]

TOMMY:
Ow.

Ow.

[LOUD THUMP]
Ow!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!

JANET:
Yeah, baby, yeah, baby!

Oh, baby, oh, baby!

Honey...
Yeah?

[MOANING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[LAUGHING]

TOMMY:
Are you okay? Hon?

[LAUGHING]
Yes. Oh, Tommy.

Hey. Uh-oh.

Oh. You looking
at my wife’s ass?

Where did you serve?

Vietnam, but don’t
ask me for details.

| was high as a kite my
entire tour, thank God.

Can | get you something?
Maybe an extra pillow?

How about a smoke?

You're on oxygen. You'll take
out the entire goddamn building.

I’m ready.
I’m ready to go.

Nah, you’ve got plenty of
fight left in you, | can tell.

Wife’s dead, 11 years.

[SIGHS]

Hurts when | piss.

When | breathe.

[SIGHS]

Come here, kid.

Kill me. I'll give
you 3 grand.

Three grand, what--?

That’s all | got.

Hey, look, I’m here
to offer support

and let you guys know
you're not forgotten.

| mean, just because you
want to call it quits

doesn’t mean
I’m gonna let you.

How about for 20 grand?

You just told me
you only had 3.

| like to bargain.

| won't do it.

Someday it'll be
you in this bed.

Someday you’re gonna be
begging for an angel to come.

Someday, it'll be you.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

SEAN:
You think it’s possible
to die of shit poisoning?

You know, like,
if your shit backs up

and you haven't shit
for days and days and days,

do you just, you know, die,
or does it come out eventually?

Because if so, I’m gonna have to
invest in some ear plugs.

Have you thought about getting
your kidneys checked out?

What's that
supposed to mean?

| think they got something to
do with your waste functions.

You might have a problem,
you know?

Well, maybe you
got a problem, asshole.

Talking about other
people’s functions.

What are you, a doctor?

You know I’m not, Sean.

Yeah, well, shut your mouth.

Maybe you ought
to shut yours, Sean.

Shit’s starting to come out.

Yeah, | wish.

Oh, God.
[LOU WHISTLING]

Hey. Captain Lou. What’s the
word with you and Frenchy, huh?

Ooh, | think you'll find it
very interesting, my friend.

| went over there and gained
access to her inner sanctum.

Ah, yeah, you mean
her, uh, vajayjay?

No, her apartment. At which
point she proceeded to tell me,

how completely
not her type | was,

to the degree it was
almost laughable.

After which,

she drew me into her bed chamber
and proceeded

to ride me like a hairy
middle-aged tilt-a-whirl

for upwards of an
hour and 15 minutes.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Wait a second,
I’m confused.

You said she said you
weren’t her type.

Totally not her type.

But apparently at some point

l’d mentioned Tommy had said
that | had no shot with her,

and it seems that our
mademoiselle

doesn't really like
our Mr. Gavin so much,

to the degree that she
was willing to engage me

in a good old-fashioned
grudge hump.

[LAUGHTER]

And you're okay
with that?

Yeah. | was hurt at first,

but then her top came off and
| was goddamn great with it.

Whoo!

Finally it’s a win-win
for old Lou.

| got a great piece of ass and |
get to rub Tommy’s nose in it.

Yes!

But wait a second, how are you
going to prove it happened?

You tell him that story,
he ain't gonna believe it.

| had her
write me a note.

What?

All the details, plus a phone
number in case he wants check.

[SNIFFS]
[LAUGHS]

Hey, can |
get a sniff?

No, no.

It’s gonna be
a beautiful day.

[ALARM BUZZES]

And it’s gonna be
a beautiful call.

What’s up, fellas?

[SIRENS WAILING]

[PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

We all clear in there?
All clear.

And we're still looking
for water coming up dry.

We got no choice.
We gotta let this one go.

And me with no weenies.

Where’s Garrity?

Didn’t he bring
that old lady out?

Yeah, but then he went back. |
passed him on the second floor.

LOU: When?
A couple minutes ago.

Hey, Garrity,
what is your location?

Sean Garrity,
what is your location?

Chief.
What?

We might have a mayday here.
What do you got, Lou?

Yeah, we got a member
missing. It’s Garrity.

| think we gonna go back in.
All right, make it quick.

I’m gonna send the
other crew in after you.

Mayday, mayday,
missing member.

FRANCO: Sean!
LOU: Garrity!

FRANCO: Sean!
LOU: Goddamn!

FRANCO: Sean!
LOU: Sean!

REILLY [OVER RADIO]:
Garrity, respond.

What is your 20?

LOU:
Yeah, this is it.

He was headed here
last | saw him.

FRANCO:
Garrity, hello!

All right, guys,
check the room out.

Whoa, hey! I’m in
here, do you mind?

What the hell
are you doing?

I’m taking a shit for the first
time in, like, a year,

so could you shut the door?

Douchebag, this whole
place is about to go up.

Then you better get
a handle on it,

because |’m not going
anywhere, okay? I’m stuck.

Come on, we gotta--
Dude, what is that?

That’s the potpourri
coming out of my ass.

Oh, my God, it’s like
somebody dropped a net.

Whoo! Put your
mask on, guys.

SEAN:
You know what, come on.

Jesus Christ,
| can still smell it.

| think it got in my tank.
It’s not that bad, asshole.

Yes, itis. You ever light a
match to get rid of the smell?

You got a whole building burning
here, it’s not making a dent.

We’re gonna light the place next
door to knock out the stink.

Shut the goddamn door.

Lou, what’s going on?

Nothing! Jesus, would
you guys get out of here?

So, Amanda, are you
excited to see the play?

| can’t wait. Katy, she’s
the star of the show,

and I’m her roommate, so it’s
almost like I’m famous too.

[CHUCKLES]

So, what do your parents do?

My father owns a biotech firm.
My mother’s in gene research.

Really? Gene research. So does
she work on Lucky’s or Levi’s?

[LAUGHS]

You're funny.
Thanks.

Now | know why you're funny. You
must laugh all the time at home.

Yeah, pretty
much nonstop.

| have to use the
bathroom, excuse me.

You’re excused.

Go with her, Mommy.

Why?

She’s got an eating disorder.
She barfs up everything.

She won’t do it if someone
else is in the bathroom.

[CLEARS THROAT]

So how’s school?

It seems--
Your mother and |

were very impressed by the--

What’s going on?

With you and Mom?

You're being nice. You were
holding hands yesterday.

Well, honey, we’ve always
been nice to each other.

What?

| just want to know,

are you guys behaving
because you’re at my school,

or, you know,
are things better?

Well, | mean,
you know, we haven’t--

we've both been so busy,
but it’s been nice.

| mean, driving up here
was great and, you know,

uh, we even stayed in the same
room together last night.

And it was okay?

Yeah, it was great.

Are you guys gonna
get back together?

Honey...

look, with grown-ups...

[CLEARS THROAT]

.- With adults...

All right, you know,

the best way | can think
to explain it, you know,

you know how planets orbit
around the sun, okay?

Your mother and |
are like two planets.

Your mother’s like
the planet Janet.

Okay.

And, you know, so we’re
orbiting around the sun,

which would be you two girls,
even though you’re girls.

What I’m saying is like,
some-- The planets,

sometimes they go a long way
around the sun. You know?

Your mother and | sometimes go
a long way away from each other,

but we always come back together
around that thing that--

The thing that keeps us,
you know...?

If you guys got back together
and things were nice,

| would come home more often.
| really, really would, Daddy.

hat would be great, honey.
That would be really great.

I’m just glad that,
you know, there’s a chance

that we might sort of be
like normal people again.

Listen, whatever goes on,
your mother and |, what we want

is for you and Colleen to be
happy. That’s our--

That’s the main thing,
you know?

It really is.

Okay. I’m gonna go
check on mom and Amanda.

Okay.

Bye, sweetie.

No puking.

Look at you, huh?

You know who
you remind me of?

Veronica Lake.

| don’t look
anything like her.

To me you do.

[CHUCKLES]

Did you ever make a movie?
Were you ever on stage?

No, | mean,
| did a play once.

Tell me.

We were doing South Pacific.

The musical.

Uh-huh.
And | played

one of the nurses
in the chorus.

Did you wear
a nurse’s uniform?

Well, yeah, in a couple
of the scenes.

But, you know, the story
took place on an island,

in the South Pacific,
| guess,

so most of the time | just wore,
like, rolled-up pants and--

And, uh, bathing
suit tops and stuff.

Uh-huh.

But there was one night
that-- This was pretty funny.

We had to do a quick change
backstage between scenes.

So the two teachers go backstage
and they hold up this blanket.

The boys had cut a huge hole
in the middle of the blanket.

Like, you could
through a window,

all the way to through
to the other side.

[SCOFFS]
They got in so much trouble.

Mr. Wills,
are you masturbating?

I’m trying.

Well, at least let me
turn my back.

Anyway, they all
got in so much trouble.

They all had to go down
to the office the next day.

KATY:
Perhaps, Major Carlton,
| have not made myself clear.

| didn’t raise my daughters
to become the possessions,

or personal conquests
of vainglorious military men.

My Annabelle may be blessed
with, as you put it,

a pretty little head,

but | assure you,
the sight of a man in uniform,

will never cause
her to lose it.

Good day, major.

Yes, but if | can only speak
to Annabelle for a moment

| said good day.

Amazing.

Oh, she’s great,
isn’t she?

Yeah.
Shh.

No, that is my daughter.

KATY:
And no word of any of it
to Miss Annabelle.

Hey.
Hey.

That was awesome.

Honey, you
were fantastic.

Oh, my gosh. You can
be on Broadway. | swear.

Honey, and that dress.
We gotta get a picture of you.

JANET:
Yeah, you were beautiful.

| don’t know where you get
the talent from. Not from him.

Not from me. | tell you, honey,
that scene

where you tell the kid,
the guy, the thing?

Yes, yes.
Oh, my God.

Honey, so good.
We got you these.

Did you call Heather
MacNamara’s mother fat?

Did you? It’s all
over school, you know.

Heather’s mother said
you were drunk last night.

You called someone else a bitch,
and you were falling down,

and everyone’s talking about
it. You’ve ruined everything!

Come over here.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

First of all, there was no
falling down. She did not fall.

JANET:
Honey,

it was a grown-up situation
that | didn’t handle well. Okay?

But those women were
very, very mean to me.

That’s right.

And they made me feel
very bad about myself.

Maybe you are bad.
Did you ever think of that?

Hey! Hey. Now listen.

Okay, you don’t understand,
because you’re not an adult.

And it was a bunch of adults in
a situation where they were--

They-- That woman is fat.

You can’t just show up
here and wreck it for me, okay?

| like it here. It’s safe,
and there’s no surprises.

And people don’t show up
pretending to be all happy,

and then turn out to be the same
awful people they always were.

| belong here.
You don't.

Honey,
| am so sorry--

Good-bye, Mom.

No, you don’t understand--

| said good-bye.

Hey.

[SIGHS]
Maybe | should
have worn the pants.

She’s not going to
talk to us. Come on.

[SIGHS]

| was the one
who said it.

| said that everything we do
this weekend reflects on Katy.

| thought it’d be you.

It was me.

Yeah, give her a couple of
weeks, she'll be fine, you know?

Maybe | am a bad person.

Honey.

You know
that’s not true.

| don’t.

| really don’t.

[SIGHS]

What do we do now?

Go back to the loft?

That’s not funny.

It was kind of funny.

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