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MAN: Previously
on Rescue Me
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This is going to sound
so screwed up.
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| saw a guy making a save.
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It was all smoky
and everything but...
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| caught the name
on the jacket.
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Jimmy goddamned Keefe.
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| want a divorce.
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Things have gotta change
around here,
or | want a divorce, okay?
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You want a divorce?
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I'll give you a divorce.
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You're sleeping
with you new boss
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and you don't want me
coming around
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because you don't want him
comparing himself to...
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Uh, Bob, this is my ex,
Tommy Gavin.
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-Tommy, how ya doing?
-Hi.
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What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, come on.
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TOMMY:
My daughter's credit card.
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-Yo!
-You roll up $5000...
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-What are you...
-You are not gonna
marry my daughter.
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You understand?
There's no way in hell...
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I'm not gonna marry
your daughter.
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What are you talking about?
All right, listen.
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(Stammers) I...
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-What?
-| got her...
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| bought the ring
for Janelle here.
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That's awesome.
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Just for a week or so.
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I've got some interviews
lined up in Chicago.
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Can you look after
Richie for me?
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Richie loves you.
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| Know he doesn't feel
comfortable with anybody else.
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Then he can stay
at the center.
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Well, | would,
but he's been talking about
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wanting to marry
that Barbara girl,
the one in the wheelchair.
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I'm worried they're
gonna run off together.
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Twelve years
of Catholic school
and you can't remember
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the shortest prayer
they wrote.
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I'm gonna go
get her number.
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We need to have
a little chat.
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No, we need to
chow down and get it on.
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I'm having some
trouble with this, Latrina.
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Hey, if you can't,
you can't.
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Well, what are you doing?
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-Cleaning up this mess.
-Well, wait a minute.
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-Don't do that!
-| don't throw it away,
what you gonna do for me?
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Mm-hm.
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Haven't we done it
about 10, 12 times.
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You know,
after that initial...
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| just get a little bored.
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So...
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You're basically saying
that this is...
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This relationship
is kinda... Doomed.
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(Laughs)
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Well, aren't they all?
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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Hey.
Give me a...
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whiskey.
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Half-baked.
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[ROCK SONG PLAYING]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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J She’s coming over f
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- We'll go out walking I
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S Make a... I
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[METAL CLACKING]
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REILLY:
Battalion 1-5 to Manhattan
just arrived at Tower 1.
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Plane has just hit
the north tower
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JIMMY:
Where did you go, man?
We’re trapped up here.
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Jimmy, I’m coming.
Shit.
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I’m coming right now.
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Smile on your face
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J There’s just something
He seems to forget yesterday I
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J There’s just something
He seems to forget yesterday I
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~ Yeah I
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MICHAEL:
Hey!
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What?
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You want
another soda?
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No, no, no.
I’m good. I’m good.
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So...
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what about
the ball game?
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The ball game.
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Yeah. | want to go
to a ball game.
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Me and you, Katy.
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A Y-- A Yankees game?
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Yankees? | want to see
a minor-league team.
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Single-A ball.
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You want to go to
a minor-league baseball game?
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They got a whole
amusement park.
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It’s right outside
the outfield wall.
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Yeah, | know.
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With a roller coaster.
| know.
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So...
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you wanna go to
a minor-league ball game?
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Yup.
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All right. I’ll--
I'll get tickets
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to a minor-league game.
All right?
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How’s the, uh,
not-drinking thing going?
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It’s going fine.
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Good.
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You?
Horrible.
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All | think about...
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is booze...
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and broads.
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Well, maybe if you weren’t
hanging around a--
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In a place all day that’s
full of both of ’em,
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you'd be better off.
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You know what they say.
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Keep your friends close...
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Keep your enemies
closer. Yeah.
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All right.
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[INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER
OVER RADIO]
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[DISTANT SIREN WAILING]
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TOMMY:
Even though it ain't.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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[INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER
OVER RADIO]
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DISPATCHER:
Copy 80-H. Are you en route?
Transporting ETA, five minutes.
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[BANG]
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Hello.
[DOOR CREAKS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Hey.
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DISPATCHER:
Uh, Rescue 87,
EMS put you en route, uh,
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towards a structure fire.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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[BOTH GASP]
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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[THE VON BONDIES’
"C’MON, C’MON" PLAYING]
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On another day
C’mon, c’mon f
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With these ropes tied tight
Can we do no wrong? J
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J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone
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Things were good
When we were young f
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~ When my teeth bite down
| can see the blood J
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J Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone f
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J Now we grieve
‘Cause now it’s gone
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Things were good
When we were young f
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Ils it safe to stay? J
~C’mon, c’mon f
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? Was it right to leave? J
~C’mon, c’mon J
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< Will | ever learn? I
~C’mon, c’mon f
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~ C’mon, c’mon
C’mon, c’mon J
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[CLAPPING]
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WOMAN:
Yes, in the back?
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Yeah.
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I’m Derek. I’m an alcoholic
and a drug addict.
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ALL:
Hi, Derek.
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| screwed up at work
last night.
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Twenty-two years I’m working
this goddamn program.
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Two decades | walk past
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bags of coke,
half-smoked joints
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and full glasses
of chilled vodka.
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| work in a nightclub
every goddamn night for years,
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and last night some chick
drops a bag a blow on the bar.
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Instead of saying something,
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| pick up the bag of coke,
| grab a drink off the bar--
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Someone’s double-vodka.
--and | slam it.
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| grab another drink,
go into the bathroom
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and shove
the whole bag up my nose.
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The next thing you know,
I’m banging this girl.
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She had an ass...
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God you had to see this
girl’s ass. It was perfect.
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It was a Michelle Pfeiffer,
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Jennifer Lopez
combo-platter ass.
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Nice.
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And you know what?
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It was great.
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It was goddamn spine-bending.
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And | felt like
| was in control, man.
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And the way
she was moving against me
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felt like she would’ve done
anything | wanted.
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It was the best I’ve felt
in a long, long time.
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Powerful. Engaged.
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| was ready to goddamn roll,
man, anywhere.
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And then she came.
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And that made me feel...
awesome.
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Like a master.
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Like the home-run king,
you know?
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And just when
| was about to explode...
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| don’t know.
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| suddenly felt exactly
the way | feel right now.
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Low.
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Lower than a snake.
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The sex,
the booze and the drugs,
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it’s all just a dead end.
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| wanna real goddamn thing,
you know?
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A girlfriend.
A relationship.
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| wanna feel
the way | do about booze.
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| wanna get that fix
from another human being.
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Anyway,
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that was my week.
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[CLAPPING]
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Hey, guys, | ordered some pizza.
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It’s waiting up in the kitchen.
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Mike, do me a favor,
| gotta hit the head.
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Would you run a slice up
to my office?
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Yeah, sure thing, chief.
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Now, you know,
| love a false alarm
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as much as any other fireman.
No dead kids,
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no burnt up grandmas,
no playing peek-a-boo
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through the smoke
for lost family pets,
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but | really gotta be
honest with you.
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| was kind of praying
to the God Of All Pizza
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that we'd have a really
ripping fire
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so that we could get
another, uh,
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you know,
Jimmy Keefe ghost sighting.
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| guess I'll just
put it on his desk, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, guys,
l’ve heard the rumors.
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And all | can say is...
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| mean, come on.
This is not The Sixth Sense.
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There are no ghosts
roaming the halls.
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Hey, Lou, | saw what | saw.
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No, you saw
what you think you saw.
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And ever since | been
doing doubles with you mopes,
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| been watching you
put away the booze.
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Okay? Now, | didn’t say shit,
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okay, because you’re
still getting the job done.
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Whatever it takes to get
through the day sane
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is okay with me.
Now, what | need to know now is,
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who has seen the ghost
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of Jimmy Keefe?
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So far,
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the both of us and Larry.
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But we each seen him
a couple of times.
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Yeah. | just saw him
in the bathroom,
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just last night.
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All right, obviously sanity
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has gone right out
the window here,
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so | need you guys to collect
every bottle of booze
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that you have stashed away
in this house,
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and pour it down
the goddamn drain.
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Now, do you hear me?
We did that already.
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Neither of us have
had a drop in three days.
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What?
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We saw Jimmy Keefe
in the hallway.
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See?
Clear as day.
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Said Keefe
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right on the jacket.
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Okay, well, then,
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someone’s gonna have to run out
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get us another bottle.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Hey. What the hell’s
going on here, huh?
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| got goddamn pizza
all over my shoes.
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What kind of a bullshit
rookie prank is this, huh?
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| buy you guys pizza,
this is the way you pay me back?
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Huh?
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Lou, come on in the office. Now.
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Chief, wait.
What?
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It wasn’t a gag.
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What then?
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Uh, don’t tell him.
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Tell me what?
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All right, chief.
let’s go in, okay?
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00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,632
It was all my stupid idea.
254
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,508
Well, it wasn’t funny.
Look at my shoes.
255
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,93
Wait, wait, chief.
256
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,846
It was...a ghost.
257
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,15
[SIGHS]
258
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,475
What?
259
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,768
There’s--
260
00:12:07,60 --> 00:12:08,686
We've all been seeing
261
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,647
Jimmy Keefe’s ghost.
262
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,273
They’ve seen him
263
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,442
here in the firehouse,
they’ve seen him...
264
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,985
on jobs,
265
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,154
working inside the jobs.
266
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,575
You, uh, you all have seen him?
267
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,952
Hm?
268
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,204
Lou?
269
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,81
No. No. Not yet.
270
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,41
Although,
to be honest with you,
271
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,419
I’m kind of looking forward
to running into him.
272
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,714
You guys ever hear of
a Section Eight?
273
00:12:37,06 --> 00:12:37,966
Which means you're all nuts?
274
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,842
Hm?
275
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,11
Never brought a guy up
on a charge like that before,
276
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,680
let alone
a whole goddamn crew.
277
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,350
There’s gotta be an explanation.
There no such thing as ghosts.
278
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,227
Unless, of course,
| see Jimmy Keefe.
279
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,688
In which case all of us
hop into the Suburban,
280
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,273
head down to HQ,
281
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,109
and turn ourselves in
to the psychiatric board.
282
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,403
Hey, guys.
283
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,238
Pizza’s getting cold down here.
284
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,873
That’s six messages
| left for her today.
285
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,875
How many goddamn job interviews
did she have?
286
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,836
None.
287
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,337
What?
288
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,424
There’s no job in Chicago.
289
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,509
The guy she’s been seeing,
290
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,387
the Ashton Kutcher
artist shitbag,
291
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,57
he lives there.
292
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,560
So she’s gonna go there
for a week
293
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,772
to see if she likes it
enough to move.
294
00:13:35,64 --> 00:13:37,775
| told her
I’m not going to Chicago.
295
00:13:38,67 --> 00:13:41,29
| don’t care what you say,
Natalie.
296
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,406
I’m gonna stay here
297
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,616
and marry Barbara.
298
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,410
Have sex with her.
299
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,79
Right after it’s official.
300
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,753
She lied to you, Franco.
301
00:13:57,45 --> 00:13:57,962
I’m sorry.
302
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,508
Me too.
303
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,99
Two Fake Baby Head t-shirts.
304
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,184
That’s all | loaned to you.
305
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,478
And, uh...
306
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,521
this.
307
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,940
Oh, shit. Thanks.
308
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,818
l-| need this for the gig
tomorrow night.
309
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,488
You know, my dad paid
for everything else, Tony.
310
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,615
Including your new
girlfriend’s wedding ring.
311
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,991
Engagement ring.
312
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:27,992
Engagement.
313
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,118
Whatever.
314
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,754
That ring could’ve been for you.
315
00:14:40,46 --> 00:14:40,755
What?
316
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,843
| wanna get hitched,
| dig that whole...
317
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,97
let’s tribe-up-and-have-kids
thing.
318
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,391
But your old man, Col.
319
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,101
He scares the shit out of me.
320
00:14:56,62 --> 00:14:58,231
So my dad is the reason that
we’re not getting married.
321
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,941
Yeah.
322
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,193
That and the fact
that | met this other chick.
323
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,779
But that would’ve never happened
if your dad wasn’t such a--
324
00:15:05,71 --> 00:15:06,197
Such a pain in the ass.
325
00:15:10,76 --> 00:15:12,787
I’m already going through
little Elvis withdrawal.
326
00:15:13,79 --> 00:15:15,164
Okay, speaking of which,
you gotta drop the Elvis thing.
327
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,332
Why?
Because.
328
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,459
Janet's calling him
something else
329
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,836
and it’s gonna lead
to trouble.
330
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,337
Well, why,
what’s she calling him?
331
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,172
She’s calling him Wyatt.
332
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,507
Not my idea, okay?
333
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,300
Wyatt?
That’s so stup--
334
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,927
What is he, a rodeo clown?
335
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,262
Wyatt as in Wyatt Earp,
336
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,721
as in Kevin Costner’s
Wyatt Earp.
337
00:15:31,13 --> 00:15:32,223
You know what a big fan she is.
338
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,599
Oh, yeah, | forgot.
339
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,309
Did you see
Dances with Wolves?
340
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,602
Huh? Seven Oscars.
341
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,479
He’s in the greatest
baseball movies
342
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,356
ever made, okay?
Field of Dreams, classic.
343
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,774
Uh, uh, Bull Durham,
344
00:15:42,66 --> 00:15:43,109
Classic, and then, uh...
345
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,527
Hell’s the name
of the other one?
346
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,279
His girlfriend in that was hot.
347
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,905
She was John Travolta’s wife.
348
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,490
Okay, the best movie
349
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,992
that Kevin Costner
has ever done--
350
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,243
| Know what you’re gonna say.
351
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,786
Message in a Bottle?
Waterworld.
352
00:15:54,78 --> 00:15:55,455
Oh!
Waterworld? Are you--?
353
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,832
He was tanned, he was buff,
he was delicious.
354
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,83
He did have a vagina in his neck
355
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,460
but | can take it.
356
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,170
So jet skis and neck vaginas,
357
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,172
this is your idea
of a great Costner movie?
358
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,48
Just ’cause he looks
tanned and buff.
359
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,508
Such a chick thing.
360
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,261
Listen, let me just--
In theory,
361
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,847
let’s just say
that | was gonna give Elvis
362
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,683
a little earring, what’s
the worst that could happen?
363
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,60
Janet would shit
the turkey dinner, okay?
364
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,939
So then we'll wait ’till
right before Thanksgiving.
365
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,733
All right, see you later.
366
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,987
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
367
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,197
Yeah?
368
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,73
[PANTING]
369
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,700
Come in.
370
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,431
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
371
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,355
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
372
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,773
Yeah?
373
00:17:46,65 --> 00:17:48,776
Hey. I’m sensing
a little confusion
374
00:17:49,68 --> 00:17:51,153
about our situation here
so | thought it’d be
375
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,114
helpful if you got
everything on the table.
376
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,908
The situation.
377
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,285
Listen,
| don’t want a husband.
378
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,744
| already had
one of those
379
00:17:59,36 --> 00:18:00,580
and it was a real pain
in the ass.
380
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,456
By the end he was even
wearing my underwear.
381
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,417
Really. Oh, he sounds perfect.
382
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,710
| don’t know.
383
00:18:06,02 --> 00:18:07,378
| don’t know what happened
384
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,546
to men and women
385
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,131
and good old-fashioned sex.
386
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,883
It’s like,
all this intimacy bullshit
387
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,552
and this talk
about our feelings,
388
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,554
and-- And bitching
about our needs,
389
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,306
and blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
390
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,16
I’m sorry, it just
doesn’t work for me.
391
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,684
Uh-huh. You’re old school.
392
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,644
lf you want the truth,
a little hair-pulling
393
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,646
and a little ass-slapping
every now and then,
394
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,897
not gonna hurt
my feelings.
395
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,316
| haven’t had time
to think about
396
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,192
pulling your hair, okay?
397
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,777
And as far as spanking goes,
you know,
398
00:18:32,69 --> 00:18:33,738
we're months away
from spanking,
399
00:18:34,30 --> 00:18:36,365
so | don’t know
what to tell you.
400
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,742
All I’m saying is this:
401
00:18:38,34 --> 00:18:40,786
What works for me now,
is one guy
402
00:18:41,78 --> 00:18:42,246
who will do whatever | want
403
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,539
whenever | have the urge.
404
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,124
No whining, no dinner,
405
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,626
no seeing other people.
406
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,252
Right. Well, that’s not really
407
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,378
gonna work for me, Val.
408
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,546
’'m aman.
| want a woman.
409
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,714
| finally figured it out.
410
00:18:52,06 --> 00:18:53,07
That’s what | want, okay?
411
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,383
| wanna come home to a woman.
412
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,676
| want you to tell me
413
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,11
how to make you happy in bed,
414
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,262
and what’s broken in the house
415
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,513
that you need me to fix, okay?
416
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,307
That’s my deal, all right?
417
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,893
So good luck with the urges
and the no, you know,
418
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,104
whining and all, and the
underwear being worn by the guy.
419
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,648
All right?
420
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,983
| mean, it’s been
nice knowing you, Val.
421
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:13,819
[SCOFFS]
422
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,32
Hey.
423
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,126
So everything’s going
all right then?
424
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,294
Yeah.
425
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,379
Yeah, it’s good.
426
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,714
Yeah?
Yeah.
427
00:19:34,06 --> 00:19:36,258
So, uh...
428
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718
Everything with Bob?
Bob?
429
00:19:38,10 --> 00:19:39,11
Yeah. It’s great.
430
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,179
Good.
431
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,347
So are you seeing anyone?
432
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,140
No, no, no, no.
433
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,434
Not now.
434
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,479
We’re, um...
Bob’s coming over for dinner.
435
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,65
Oh, okay.
436
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,818
That would explain
the dress | guess, huh?
437
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,945
It must be going good.
438
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,488
Yeah, it’s good.
439
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,740
Really?
Yeah.
440
00:20:00,32 --> 00:20:01,534
Yeah, he reads...
441
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,994
actually the same books
that | read.
442
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,746
Um, he also goes to the opera,
443
00:20:06,38 --> 00:20:07,707
which | didn’t know | like.
444
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,500
Wow.
And, uh, yeah.
445
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,43
He helps around the house
446
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,211
and with Wyatt.
447
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,338
Let’s be honest, | mean,
448
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,173
there’s always
been the kid thing.
449
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,92
| do not spend enough time
with the kids,
450
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,635
that was always the...
451
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,721
big, uh, problem.
452
00:20:22,12 --> 00:20:24,181
Which is funny now,
| have to spend half my time
453
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,59
driving the kid between
you and Colleen, so...
454
00:20:29,19 --> 00:20:30,438
It was a bunch of things,
but, Tommy,
455
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,148
you didn’t learn
how to, uh,
456
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,191
change a diaper until--
457
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,360
Because | was working.
458
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,529
And this--
We’ve been through this.
459
00:20:40,72 --> 00:20:42,32
Okay, you’re right.
You're right.
460
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,909
It’s going nowhere.
461
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,494
All right.
462
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,667
| mean, you know this--
Whatever else you wanna Say,
463
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,712
| hope that you realize this.
464
00:20:55,04 --> 00:20:56,672
It’s just now that
I’m starting to understand
465
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340
how much money | make.
466
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,134
Even the stuff
| made under the table
467
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,845
| gave to you, | mean,
you know, so you could buy--
468
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,639
Tommy, you were always generous.
Right.
469
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,893
What was it, like, the Chinese
guy with the designer shoes?
470
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,562
The Jimmy Choo’s.
Yes.
471
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,690
There are certain things you
carry away from a relationship.
472
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,735
That’s one of the things
| will never begrudge you.
473
00:21:18,27 --> 00:21:19,445
My Jimmy Choo’s.
474
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,155
Yeah, because
ll tell you something,
475
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,949
some of those,
just the way that...
476
00:21:27,36 --> 00:21:28,913
they made your ass...
477
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:35,336
and your legs look.
478
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,839
| mean, if you were wearing
a pair of those shoes
479
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,759
with this dress
in particular,
480
00:21:42,51 --> 00:21:43,803
we would fuck.
481
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,488
[SIGHS]
482
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,622
| gotta go.
483
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,305
| hear people speak
about one-night stands.
484
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,266
| used to dream
about one-night stands.
485
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,518
‘Cause that implied actually
having spent the night
486
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,228
with someone.
487
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,939
What | was having
was quickies.
488
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,691
In the morning.
489
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,692
In the late morning,
490
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,194
in the early afternoon.
491
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,573
Mega, ultra quickies.
492
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,949
Like, I’d order breakfast
493
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,34
and I’d have sex
with the delivery guy.
494
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,81
Or I’d order up lunch and |’d
go down on the delivery guy.
495
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,624
Different restaurants,
by the way,
496
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,168
and | never ordered
from the same place twice.
497
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,754
Except for the Mexican joint.
498
00:23:01,46 --> 00:23:02,673
They had this young delivery guy
499
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,925
who looked like Erik Estrada.
500
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,802
And then over
the holidays, forget it.
501
00:23:07,94 --> 00:23:08,137
| went down to the corner
502
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,471
to pick out a tree
503
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,974
and they had these
really cute young guys
504
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,435
who'd deliver them for you.
505
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,228
Needless to say
my living room looked like
506
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,688
a goddamn pine forest
507
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,857
by the time Christmas day
rolled around.
508
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,657
Will you listen to me
for one second?
509
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,368
You are not an alcoholic.
510
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,453
Oh, no?
511
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,204
Well, two nights ago--
Yeah?
512
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,707
Yeah, I-| went to a bar
and | got shitfaced, okay?
513
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,584
And | ended up
taking home this woman
514
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,45
who looked like Julianne Moore
and banged her brains out.
515
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,379
Okay? And | woke up
the next day
516
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,839
and you know who
she looked like?
517
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,07
Tawny Kitaen.
518
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,675
No. Lucille Ball.
519
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,344
Wait, she’s the girl
that used to go out
520
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,471
with the guy from Whitesnake
and in all the videos
521
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,598
she’s, like, on the hot rod
in all that lingerie?
522
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:53,807
Yeah, that’s her.
Oh, God.
523
00:23:54,99 --> 00:23:55,476
Yeah, she’s so hot.
| wish.
524
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,61
[LAUGHS]
525
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,187
Wait, why are you smiling?
526
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,189
I’m happy for you.
527
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,107
You're happy | slept
with Lucille Ball.
528
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,693
No, I’m happy that you
had sex with someone.
529
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,738
| felt so guilty
after all these months
530
00:24:08,30 --> 00:24:10,199
of not wanting
to sleep with you.
531
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,201
So she wasn’t Tawny Kitaen.
Big deal.
532
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,328
At least you got laid.
533
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,790
And you know what?
The only reason
534
00:24:18,82 --> 00:24:19,667
why you slept with a woman
was to prove to me
535
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,502
that you’re a drunk,
which you’re not.
536
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,753
Because a real drunk
537
00:24:23,45 --> 00:24:24,546
either wouldn’t have
remembered or been
538
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,758
so ashamed and afraid
he’d do anything possible
539
00:24:28,50 --> 00:24:30,803
to cover up what he did,
including lie through his teeth
540
00:24:31,95 --> 00:24:33,13
to his wife to keep her
from finding out.
541
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,226
We are all good.
542
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:41,772
| love you. | always will.
543
00:24:42,64 --> 00:24:43,857
But it’s time to move on.
544
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:48,862
Bye.
545
00:24:52,32 --> 00:24:53,325
You mean, like, really move on,
546
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,494
or like a--
Just a temporary goodbye?
547
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,125
Hey, Ken, | wanna
ask you something,
548
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,418
because, you know,
549
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,03
| respect your opinion
about shit.
550
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,838
Yeah, sure.
551
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,424
What do you think
of Latrina?
552
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,883
You mean, the um,
553
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,469
the heavy-set black woman
who’s pretty much
554
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,13
kind of moved into
my apartment?
555
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,682
Yeah, her.
What do you think?
556
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,268
She’s okay, | guess.
557
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,603
| don’t know, she’s been
acting funny lately.
558
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,856
I’m starting
to get the feeling
559
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,441
like she don’t
like me anymore.
560
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,946
Look, Mike,
561
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,282
|, uh-- | did a bad thing.
562
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,34
What, did ya piss yourself?
563
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,744
No, no, not yet.
No. No.
564
00:25:37,36 --> 00:25:38,370
But you know how we were
565
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,373
supposed to bury the hatchet
over that Theresa thing?
566
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,42
| didn’t really bury it
567
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,711
as much as | kind of kicked
some dirt over it.
568
00:25:46,03 --> 00:25:47,880
And, you know, being
569
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,923
the emotional
12-year-old that | am,
570
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,676
| decided rather
then to discuss it with you,
571
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,470
| would go and have...
572
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,305
Sex.
573
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,390
Revenge sex.
574
00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,975
With Latrina.
575
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,480
Oh.
576
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,647
[CHUCKLES]
577
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,819
But | thought, you don’t even
like black chicks.
578
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:11,862
| made an exception.
579
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,363
And | thought you liked them
580
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,865
a lot slimmer than Latrina.
581
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,742
| was really,
really angry.
582
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,830
Oh. Okay.
583
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,749
Hey, pal, two more here.
584
00:26:24,41 --> 00:26:25,667
Two more.
MAN: You got it.
585
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,628
Wait a minute,
that’s it?
586
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,547
You're not angry?
You're not gonna throw a punch?
587
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,258
Hey, it had to happen
sooner or later.
588
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,721
Here you go.
589
00:26:43,18 --> 00:26:45,395
Wait a minute.
590
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,647
You...
591
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,607
You asked Latrina out
592
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,859
because you knew | was gonna
593
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,611
hit on your first girlfriend.
594
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,71
[CHUCKLES]
595
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,573
This one’s for you, pal.
596
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,326
Devious 362 pound
bitch that you are.
597
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,829
Sorry,
Calista Flockhart.
598
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,372
So she finally
got to you, huh?
599
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,124
What was it, the old
ba-donk-a-donk?
600
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,626
No, it was
the triangle ravioli.
601
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,420
Goddamn chocolate pizza.
602
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,131
Excuse me?
603
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,924
She seduced me
with that chocolate pizza.
604
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,09
One bite, | was putty
in her hands.
605
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,219
[SCOFFS]
606
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,263
Boy, you think
you know somebody--
607
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,98
That lying bitch!
608
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,101
That’s a shame.
You should’ve tasted that.
609
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,352
[GROANS]
610
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,607
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
611
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:39,575
[SCREAMS]
612
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,577
| talked to Lori Cunningham
613
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:42,619
at the Rite Aid,
614
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,371
and she told me everything!
615
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,707
How the other crew’s
been seeing him on the rig,
616
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,42
how he pulled someone
out of the fire!
617
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,878
No!
618
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,546
Get off me!
619
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,673
You bastard! You liar!
620
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,675
You’re a goddamn liar!
Why didn’t you tell me?
621
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,177
Why didn’t you tell me?
622
00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,721
| Knew this was gonna
happen. Now stop.
623
00:28:01,13 --> 00:28:04,433
Okay? Stop swinging.
624
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,268
Everybody’s been seeing him.
625
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,61
Everybody’s been seeing him.
626
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,479
Hey. Shh!
627
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,233
Okay?
628
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,943
[SOBBING]
629
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,321
The guy’s shitfaced.
The whole crew’s been shitfaced.
630
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,740
They been seeing
his name on the back of--
631
00:28:20,32 --> 00:28:21,450
| don’t know who’s coat.
It’s bullshit.
632
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,76
There’s no one else
in this house
633
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,995
with that last name.
No one else in any house
634
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,496
in Upper Manhattan
with that name,
635
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,457
and all of his things
disintegrated.
636
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:30,167
| don’t even have anything.
637
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,04
Okay, okay.
638
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,547
Have you seen him again?
639
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,217
Have you seen him again?
640
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,676
No, | haven’t seen him again.
641
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,553
I’m telling you,
these guys are shitfaced.
642
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,181
This is why-- | knew
this was gonna happen.
643
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,724
You know?
644
00:28:46,16 --> 00:28:46,767
What?
645
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:50,896
You need to be on medication.
646
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,439
This is why | didn’t tell you.
647
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,523
Okay?
648
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,25
| just wanna know one thing.
649
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:57,694
Is it because I’m a bad person?
650
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,571
Because | know I’ve done stuff.
651
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,32
| know I’ve done a lot
of crazy and bad things.
652
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,243
And what | did to you,
I’m so sorry.
653
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,535
Stop it.
654
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:06,745
| did it because you were
655
00:29:07,37 --> 00:29:07,996
the closest thing to him.
656
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,124
You were my version of him
657
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,460
and | wanted him.
658
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,128
I’m owed a visit!
659
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,385
Just so | can say I’m sorry
660
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,11
for what | did.
661
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,806
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
662
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,184
Okay, you done?
663
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:43,657
I’m gonna just stay here.
664
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,368
I’m gonna stay right here
665
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:47,494
until he shows me his face.
666
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,624
What's with all
the freaking dog bones?
667
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,960
I’m here between--
Like, for a week between places.
668
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,503
You're staying here?
669
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,46
Yes, | have a dog, okay?
670
00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,464
Tommy, have you
seen him again?
671
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,633
[ALARM BUZZING]
672
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,260
You know what?
673
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,262
Do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
674
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,982
Gentlemen,
the winning ticket says
675
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,860
there’s an elevator stopped
between floors 15 and 16.
676
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,945
There’s two people trapped
and the super can see
677
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,72
the car visible
from the doors on 15.
678
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,491
Start there
and please be careful.
679
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,118
| hate these things.
680
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:31,79
Guys, we got no access
to the elevator shaft.
681
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,41
We’re gonna have to go
smash a hole in the blind shaft.
682
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,209
You got that sledgie?
Yeah, | got it.
683
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,919
All right, good.
Let’s go make a mess.
684
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,755
Fifteen flights up,
by the way.
685
00:30:40,47 --> 00:30:40,881
You're kidding, right?
686
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,507
Do | look like I’m kidding?
687
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,92
[CRASHING]
688
00:30:53,18 --> 00:30:54,561
Tighter. Tighter.
689
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,605
Last time | had this much rope
near my balls
690
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,982
| was wearing a leather mask
getting my ass paddled.
691
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,692
Oh, yeah? S and M club?
692
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,652
No, it was Thanksgiving
about five years ago.
693
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,446
[GRINDING]
694
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,874
Easy.
695
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,543
Hang on. Hang on to me.
696
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,711
You okay?
Yeah.
697
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,258
Easy, easy, easy.
698
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,510
Got ’em, got em.
699
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,428
You wanna grab the groceries?
700
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,931
Of course, the groceries.
701
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,141
All right.
702
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,519
[BOTH YELLING]
703
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,649
[BOTH SCREAMING]
704
00:31:43,68 --> 00:31:44,152
Wow.
705
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,446
[LAUGHS]
Holy shit.
706
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,489
You wanna go again?
707
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,574
Must you be such an asshole?
708
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,368
What’s the matter with you?
709
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,161
You're not afraid of heights.
710
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,704
Claustrophobia, remember?
711
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,81
Oh, yeah.
712
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,41
[SCREAMING]
713
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,683
My dad here?
714
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,685
Oh, uh, nah,
715
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:19,396
| haven't seen him.
716
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,189
Should | leave
a message or something?
717
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,108
Yeah, um,
718
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,776
tell him you ruined
my goddamn life.
719
00:32:25,68 --> 00:32:28,405
| hate his guts.
| hope his soul rots in hell.
720
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,115
Are you gonna write this down?
721
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,992
I’m pretty sure
| ain’t gonna forget this.
722
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,910
Ruined your life, rot in hell,
hate his guts.
723
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,246
Yeah, | got it.
Anything else?
724
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:37,456
Yeah.
725
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,541
Okay, tell him never, ever,
726
00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,919
ever, ever, ever,
ever to call me ever again!
727
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,714
You sure about that?
728
00:32:46,06 --> 00:32:47,340
Sorry.
729
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,635
Bastard really gets
under your skin, don’t he?
730
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,345
You have no idea.
731
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,181
Oh, | think | do.
732
00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,436
Thanks.
733
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,569
See you around.
734
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:19,80
What are you doing here?
735
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,249
Excuse me, | thought
that you said
736
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,959
we weren't seeing
each other anymore.
737
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,419
Just make yourself
right at home.
738
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:25,462
Come on in.
739
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,341
Hey!
740
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,09
Hey, excuse me.
741
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:33,512
What do you think you’re doing?
742
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,138
Wha--? Are you kidding me?
743
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,140
| don’t go to your house
and throw your shit
744
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,141
all over the place.
745
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,643
Why don’t you tell me
746
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:40,810
what you’re looking for?
747
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,312
What are you doing?
748
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,813
Put that one on.
749
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,649
You know, these
are really nice shoes.
750
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,526
Really prefer it if--
751
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,861
What?
752
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,154
Here, put those on.
753
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,73
l’Il meet you downstairs.
754
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,811
You wanna tell me
what’s going on?
755
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:24,271
I’m hungry.
756
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,439
So?
757
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:27,607
Start cooking.
758
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,778
[LAUGHS]
759
00:34:32,70 --> 00:34:35,282
You want me to cook for you.
760
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,742
Yeah.
761
00:34:38,34 --> 00:34:39,536
Take your hair down,
by the way.
762
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,956
All right.
763
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,588
Did you need a drink?
764
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,214
| need a drink.
765
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,302
There you go. All right?
766
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,769
Mmm.
Mm-hm.
767
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:11,359
Once you’re done
cooking the steaks
768
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:15,322
and I’ve eaten
769
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,782
then I’m gonna lay you
across this table
770
00:35:18,74 --> 00:35:19,75
and make love to you.
771
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,910
| just have one question.
772
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,165
How do you like your meat?
773
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,923
There it is, Dad.
Just like you asked for.
774
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,301
Minor league baseball
at its best.
775
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,345
We got three here
and two down there
776
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,430
so me and my old man
will take the two down there.
777
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,891
We'll sit down there,
you guys take these three.
778
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,59
What are you talking about?
779
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,268
Why do you get the good seats?
780
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,686
What do you mean, why?
781
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:47,896
Seniority.
782
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,939
We're old.
And fat.
783
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,858
You’re no swimsuit model either.
784
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,152
Hey, hey, hey.
785
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,29
You know what?
This is a special day
786
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,739
for me and my dad, okay?
787
00:35:58,31 --> 00:35:59,699
It’s like a Field of Dreams
thing, right, Dad?
788
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,660
We’re gonna sit down there,
me and him, like--
789
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,161
Like, uh--
790
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:05,163
Like Kevin Costner
and James Earl Jones.
791
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,540
We’re gonna have a Field
of Dreams bonding thing.
792
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,793
Okay, you do that. Have fun.
Right, Dad?
793
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,628
Hello?
794
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,837
Hey, Nat, it’s me.
795
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,506
Hey,
I’ve been meaning
796
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,07
to get back to you.
It’s been crazy.
797
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:17,550
How’s Richie?
798
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,511
Uh, he’s great.
We’re having a great time.
799
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:20,762
Everything good
in Chicago?
800
00:36:21,54 --> 00:36:23,306
Franco, | haven’t been, uh,
801
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,642
a hundred percent
honest with you.
802
00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,852
You’re there with
your new boyfriend. | know.
803
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:30,146
You know?
804
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,649
Yeah, Richie let it slip.
805
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,776
It’s cool.
806
00:36:35,68 --> 00:36:36,820
It’s cool?
807
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,30
| mean, hey, you need some time
to figure things out.
808
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,990
| understand that.
I’ve been there.
809
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,244
You know, last thing | wanna do
is pile on the pressure.
810
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,912
So | don’t know.
811
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,288
| love you. | want you to have
812
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,832
all the space and time you need
813
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,917
to make the decision
that’s right for you.
814
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,253
So stay in Chicago
as long as you need to.
815
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:54,587
Do whatever it is you gotta do.
816
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,339
And when you
get back to New York,
817
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,174
if you still want me,
I'll be waiting, okay?
818
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,10
Wow, Franco. That’s, um...
819
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,513
That’s the sweetest,
820
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,599
dearest thing
you've ever said to me.
821
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,309
So, uh,
822
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,228
yeah, | guess I'll just
keep an eye on Richie,
823
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,147
and I'll talk to you
when you get back, yeah?
824
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,399
Give him my love.
825
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:17,193
Take some
for yourself, okay?
826
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,738
And, Franco,
827
00:37:20,29 --> 00:37:22,741
thank you for being
so understanding.
828
00:37:23,32 --> 00:37:25,660
Hey, whatever it takes, babe.
829
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,370
All right. Bye.
830
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,503
[CHEERING]
831
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,08
Nice ball park.
| know.
832
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,634
Who needs Brooklyn, right?
833
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:42,677
Yeah.
834
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:49,726
Ah, come on.
835
00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:51,978
Beer here.
836
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,314
Jesus, what are these,
midget seats?
837
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,191
Now | know why
they call Yankee Stadium
838
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,484
the house that Ruth built.
839
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,110
Those seats are big enough
840
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,987
for giant fat asses like mine.
841
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,530
This is a minor league seat,
842
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:03,948
| gotta major league ass.
843
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,75
Beer here.
These guys are killing me.
844
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,411
Hey, pal, will you give it
a break? I’m an alcoholic.
845
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,497
So am I. Go call your sponsor.
846
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,833
| know what you’re doing, Jesus.
847
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,293
You're testing me, right?
848
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,545
Surrounding me with temptation
849
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:18,922
just to see how I'll respond.
850
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,466
I'll show you.
| can be strong.
851
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,09
| can do it.
852
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,761
Beer here.
853
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:27,889
Ah, hell!
854
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,516
Hey, you. Over here.
855
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,767
How many?
856
00:38:31,59 --> 00:38:32,477
How much for the whole tray?
857
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,646
Twenty beers,
$5.50 a piece.
858
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,147
A buck ten.
859
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,816
Tell you what,
I'll give you 200 if you
860
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,317
stay the hell out
of this section.
861
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,735
Deal.
862
00:38:41,27 --> 00:38:42,445
Beers for everyone.
Pass ’em around.
863
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,72
All right.
Thanks, Ted.
864
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,615
Everybody, everybody.
865
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,33
Everybody but me.
866
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,786
Look at the size of that screen
867
00:38:50,78 --> 00:38:51,162
in left field, Dad, huh?
868
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:53,206
It’s probably as high
as the, uh,
869
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,583
Green Monster
at Fenway, right?
870
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,210
Yeah.
871
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,795
Makes me think of Yaz.
872
00:38:59,87 --> 00:39:00,171
Yeah.
873
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,507
~ Carl Yastrzemski f
874
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,175
~ Carl Yastrzemski f
875
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,844
~ The man they call Yaz
876
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,11
S We love him I
877
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,179
S We love him I
878
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,305
That song sucked.
879
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,306
Yeah.
880
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,850
Horrible song.
881
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:13,268
Ha, ha.
Who invented that song?
882
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,646
| think it was
probably Yaz’s mom.
883
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,315
You know the only thing | hate
about watching games live?
884
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:20,817
Going to the men’s room?
885
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,193
Yeah, okay, well, two things.
886
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,237
It’s just so slow, you know?
887
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,739
You're sitting there
half the time waiting.
888
00:39:27,31 --> 00:39:28,241
It’s ridiculous.
It’s like work.
889
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,951
It’s like life.
890
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,954
Actually, baseball’s the perfect
metaphor for life.
891
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:34,706
| read something like that
in a book once.
892
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:35,874
You read a book?
893
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,834
Well, well, no.
894
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,878
It was one of those
HBO documentaries.
895
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,629
Bob Costas hosted it.
896
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,339
He’s a midget.
Is he really?
897
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,341
Well, close to it.
He could fit two of his asses
898
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,885
in these seats.
899
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,430
Anyway, baseball and life,
one and the same.
900
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,57
| mean, everybody says
that life is too short.
901
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,726
Bullshit.
902
00:39:55,18 --> 00:39:56,811
Life, unless you get cancer,
or hit by a bus,
903
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,397
or set on fire,
takes forever.
904
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,524
Just like baseball.
905
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,192
It’s a series of long,
906
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,738
mind-bogglingly boring
stretches of time,
907
00:40:07,30 --> 00:40:09,157
where absolutely
nothing happens.
908
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:12,577
So you take a nap.
909
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,538
And then after a little while
910
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,875
when that crisp crack off the bat
911
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,878
hitting the ball,
so crisp you could almost
912
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,713
smell that wood burning,
913
00:40:24,05 --> 00:40:26,341
jolts you awake
and you open your eyes
914
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:30,345
to see something
so exciting and intricate
915
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,181
and possibly very,
very meaningful
916
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:34,974
has just happened,
917
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,18
but you missed it
‘cause you were
918
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,436
just so goddamn bored
919
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,772
in the first place.
920
00:40:41,64 --> 00:40:42,649
Oh, you know,
921
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,317
a couple of hotdogs,
922
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,235
throw in some beers,
923
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,321
the occasional blowjob,
and that’s that.
924
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:50,990
[BAT CRACKS]
925
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,659
[CHEERING]
926
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,163
What happened?
927
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,82
You know, these guys
get a couple more runs,
928
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:00,458
it’s basically over.
929
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,252
Yeah, | know.
930
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,254
[THE CARS’ "LET THE GOOD TIMES
ROLL" PLAYING]
931
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,304
J Let the good times roll f
932
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,140
J Let them knock you around I
933
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:23,22
J Let the good times roll f
934
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,693
J Let them make you a clown f
935
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:34,575
f Let them leave you
Up in the air J
936
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,912
~ Let them brush
Your rock and roll hair J
937
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:42,375
J Let the good times roll f
938
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:46,713
J Let the good times roll f
939
00:41:47,05 --> 00:41:51,926
~ Let the f
~ Good times roll J
940
00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:03,187
~ Let the stories be told f
941
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,399
J Let them say what they want J
942
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:12,447
J Let the photos be old J
943
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:15,324
~ Let them show
What they want J
944
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:23,624
f Let them leave you
Up in the air J
945
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,878
~ Let them brush
Your rock and roll hair J
946
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:31,257
J Let the good times roll f
947
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:35,303
J Let the good times roll f
948
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:36,304
~ Won't you let the I
949
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:39,432
~ Good times roll J
950
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:10,546
J lf the illusion is real f
951
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:15,927
J Let them give you a ride I
952
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:19,555
I lf they got thunder appeal I
953
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,141
Let them be on your side J
954
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:30,566
f Let them leave you
Up in the air J
955
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,778
~ Let them brush
Your rock and roll hair J
956
00:43:34,70 --> 00:43:36,155
J Let the good times roll f
957
00:43:38,74 --> 00:43:41,911
~ Won't you let
The good times roll f
958
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,412
~ Let the I
959
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,706
~ Good times roll J
960
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,02
J Let the good times roll f
961
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:54,465
~ Won't you let
The good times roll f
962
00:43:56,92 --> 00:43:58,594
J Let the good times roll f
963
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:01,305
~ Let itroll I
964
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:05,143
~ Good times roll J
965
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,894
J Let the good times roll f
966
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:13,359
J Let the good times roll f
967
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:18,30
J Ooh, let
The good times roll f
968
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,657
~ Let ’em roll
969
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:22,660
~ Good times roll J
970
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,996
f Well,
Let the good times roll f
971
00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:27,123
J Let the good times roll f
972
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,458
J Let the good times roll f
973
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,878
J Let the good times roll f
974
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,923
J Let the good times roll f
975
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,675
~ Let ’em roll
976
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,853
J Let the good times roll f
977
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:53,316
J Let the good times roll f
978
00:44:55,67 --> 00:44:57,486
J Let the good times roll f
979
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:00,198
~ Let ’em roll
980
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,910
~ Good times roll J
981
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,412
J Let the good times roll f
982
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,539
J Let the good times roll f
983
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,750
J Let the good times roll f
984
00:45:11,42 --> 00:45:12,877
J Let the good times roll f
985
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:17,89
J Let the good times roll f
986
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,633
~ Let ’em roll
987
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:35,191
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