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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:05,016 Ten million dollars for the missile chip. 2 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,351 Not a plan... 3 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,479 ...but the chip itself. 4 00:01:09,812 --> 00:01:11,898 Why the big price? 5 00:01:14,901 --> 00:01:16,944 My clients have requested it. 6 00:01:17,195 --> 00:01:19,989 I honor my clients' requests. 7 00:01:20,239 --> 00:01:21,866 Sounds like your clients... 8 00:01:22,075 --> 00:01:25,745 ...want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar. 9 00:01:26,871 --> 00:01:29,624 I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre. 10 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:35,129 But whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region. 11 00:01:46,391 --> 00:01:48,810 - Good night, George. - Good night, Mr. Cooper. 12 00:02:24,303 --> 00:02:25,722 TECHIE: Jesus. 13 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:26,889 (METAL DETECTOR) 14 00:02:29,142 --> 00:02:31,352 - He's clean. TECHIE: Here. 15 00:02:33,062 --> 00:02:35,982 That's what you asked for. 16 00:02:36,232 --> 00:02:39,569 Air Force NSB-100, C series. 17 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:43,114 If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it. 18 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:47,910 Look, I got a plane to catch. 19 00:02:49,078 --> 00:02:50,455 Where's my money? 20 00:03:01,174 --> 00:03:02,341 BEAUPRE: Here. 21 00:03:02,592 --> 00:03:04,427 Hide it in the toy car. 22 00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:08,264 We'll slip it right past airport security. 23 00:03:17,523 --> 00:03:18,357 Let's go. 24 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,183 INTERCOM: Welcome to San Francisco International Airport. 25 00:03:52,683 --> 00:03:55,186 Do not leave your bags unattended. 26 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:07,281 (METAL DETECTOR GOES OFF) 27 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:10,827 Please remove your jewelry. 28 00:04:11,035 --> 00:04:12,495 LADY: Here? - Yes, ma'am. 29 00:04:15,248 --> 00:04:16,874 (METAL DETECTOR GOES OFF) 30 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,043 Let's go. 31 00:04:20,837 --> 00:04:22,255 Ma'am, you have to wait. 32 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,805 - Thank you. GIRL: Thank you. 33 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,018 Next, please. 34 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:38,020 Thank you. 35 00:04:56,539 --> 00:04:57,790 Oh, my God. 36 00:05:29,822 --> 00:05:32,200 Move. Move! 37 00:05:33,493 --> 00:05:35,078 Young man! 38 00:05:41,626 --> 00:05:44,879 The Dallas, Miami, New York and Denver lounges. Nothing. 39 00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:47,423 Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean. 40 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:51,135 When I was in the john, I didn't see anything in there. 41 00:05:52,136 --> 00:05:54,347 It has to be on a plane. 42 00:06:01,979 --> 00:06:03,731 We are going to Chicago. 43 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,733 In the winter? 44 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,529 I packed tropical. 45 00:06:12,365 --> 00:06:15,118 PILOT: Welcome to Chicago, where it's 29 degrees outside. 46 00:06:20,081 --> 00:06:21,374 STEWARDESS: Welcome to Chicago. 47 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:22,875 PASSENGER: Bye-bye. 48 00:06:30,216 --> 00:06:31,801 STEWARDESS: Here you go, sir. 49 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,849 Mr. Beaupre! 50 00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:39,976 Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan. 51 00:06:40,435 --> 00:06:41,811 ALICE: Excuse me. 52 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,230 BEAUPRE: Out of my way. ALICE: Move. 53 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:48,484 - Did you check any bags, ma'am? - No. Floor it! 54 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:07,045 She's leaving. 55 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:13,092 Hey! 56 00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:21,100 (DIGITAL CAMERA CLICKS) 57 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:26,647 (DIGITAL BEEP) 58 00:07:48,961 --> 00:07:50,213 That's him. 59 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:58,721 Excuse me, pop. Can I ask you something? 60 00:07:58,930 --> 00:07:59,889 What? 61 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:03,976 You had a fare from the airport around 1620 hours, January 8. 62 00:08:04,227 --> 00:08:06,771 Senior citizen, female, Caucasian. 63 00:08:06,979 --> 00:08:09,607 - What? - About 4:30 today. Old broad. 64 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,026 - Oh, yeah. - You got an address on that? 65 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:15,696 North Devon Park, Washington Street. 66 00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:18,157 Describe the house, please. 67 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:19,826 Big, old... 68 00:08:20,284 --> 00:08:21,911 ... Tudor-like place. 69 00:08:22,161 --> 00:08:25,415 - Details. - Christmas lights, wreath on the door. 70 00:08:25,623 --> 00:08:28,459 Christmas tree by the driveway, and the driveway... 71 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:31,921 ...was the only one on the block not shoveled. 72 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,466 (GRUNTS) 73 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,434 (DOORBELL RINGS) 74 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:52,608 I'm done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty... 75 00:08:52,859 --> 00:08:55,069 ...but you can't see because I'm covered up. 76 00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:58,030 You were to deal with the snow promptly. 77 00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:00,533 - Yes, but... - "Buts" are for ashtrays. 78 00:09:00,992 --> 00:09:05,913 I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding and you broke it. 79 00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:09,542 - Your word is worthless. - Sorry. That'll be no charge. 80 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:13,421 So you can tell the neighbors I stiffed you on a job? 81 00:09:13,629 --> 00:09:14,756 Mm-mm. 82 00:09:18,885 --> 00:09:22,847 Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread? 83 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:26,309 This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it? 84 00:09:26,809 --> 00:09:30,980 Because of some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag... 85 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:34,192 ...I left my bread in San Francisco! 86 00:09:35,902 --> 00:09:39,947 Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe... 87 00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:43,284 ...possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner. 88 00:09:43,618 --> 00:09:46,329 Consider this your payment. I have no use for it. 89 00:09:46,579 --> 00:09:47,830 Thank you. 90 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:50,041 And have your mother teach you... 91 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:53,628 ...that it is rude to scratch yourself in front of a lady. 92 00:09:53,836 --> 00:09:55,129 (INHALES) 93 00:09:57,673 --> 00:09:59,926 Good night, Alex. 94 00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:02,095 Jeez. 95 00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:04,305 What a grouch. 96 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:37,588 They're all old... 97 00:10:37,839 --> 00:10:40,007 ...most of them are Tudor... 98 00:10:40,258 --> 00:10:42,427 ...all have wreaths and Christmas trees... 99 00:10:43,136 --> 00:10:45,012 ...and the snow's all shoveled. 100 00:10:45,263 --> 00:10:47,056 There are 14 houses. 101 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:49,517 The toy car must be in one of them. 102 00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:51,894 We'll have to search them all. 103 00:10:52,311 --> 00:10:56,107 - We'll come back when it's light. - We're gonna work in daylight? 104 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:59,152 It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. 105 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:02,488 Nobody's home during the day. 106 00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:19,589 There you go, Speedy. 107 00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:38,983 (INHALES) 108 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:41,277 (GRUNTS) 109 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:55,083 Charlie, I told you last year, and I'm telling you now... 110 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,793 ...I can't work weekends. 111 00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,837 - Why not? - I've got three kids and a husband. 112 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:02,173 That's Mary Lou. She has no life. 113 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:05,593 It means nothing to her to work weekends, but I can't. 114 00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,805 My house is half-renovated. My kids have activities. 115 00:12:09,055 --> 00:12:12,517 They need to see us doing more than running to the car. 116 00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:17,146 I can't explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product. 117 00:12:17,855 --> 00:12:19,690 I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday. 118 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:23,444 Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk about it then. Face to face. 119 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:25,696 Yeah, man to man. 120 00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:01,482 (PARROT SQUAWKS) 121 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,443 Your brother's bug! 122 00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:05,528 Careful! Careful! 123 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,073 Bull's-eye! 124 00:13:12,076 --> 00:13:14,078 Three from downtown. 125 00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:16,205 And the crowd goes wild. 126 00:13:27,008 --> 00:13:28,676 Oh, man. 127 00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:32,555 I hope they're not... 128 00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,769 (SCREAMS) 129 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:41,647 Alex slammed the seat down on his thing again! 130 00:13:41,981 --> 00:13:43,232 Bull's-eye. 131 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,568 Alex, what happened? 132 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:48,071 I had nothing to do with it. I'm innocent! 133 00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:51,616 I gotta go. My kid slammed the seat on his thing again. 134 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:53,284 I'll call you back. 135 00:13:53,993 --> 00:13:55,244 Alex? 136 00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,706 KAREN: Keep that in your mouth. - Mm. 137 00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:02,919 - Chickenpox. STAN: Mom... 138 00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:04,379 ...with all due respect... 139 00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:08,299 ...this is to get out of his science project because his bug died. 140 00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:09,384 What? 141 00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:12,887 - His face doesn't look that bad. - His body's covered. 142 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:16,265 - Would that include his buttocks? - Shut up! 143 00:14:16,516 --> 00:14:20,103 This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar-butt. 144 00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,688 KAREN: Leave. JACK: Goodbye. 145 00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:28,319 - I'll make you some soup. - I'll bring the TV up. 146 00:14:28,528 --> 00:14:30,405 I'm so sorry. 147 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,532 Hey. Don't scratch. 148 00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:35,201 Keep that under your tongue. I'll be back. 149 00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:39,580 Nice family. Huh, Doris? 150 00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:42,041 (SQUEAKS) 151 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:51,259 - You guys should get going. STAN: See you later, Dad. 152 00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:06,274 (RINGS) 153 00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:10,862 Greenfield's 401 k is in the Effa fund. 154 00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:15,283 You have it in the Midcap fund. That's where your 3000 shortfall is. 155 00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,368 (BELL RINGS) 156 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,829 I have to put you on hold one sec. 157 00:15:20,038 --> 00:15:23,166 Alex, I'm on with the office! 158 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,294 So I think that what we... 159 00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:30,048 I'm sorry. Can I call you back in a minute? 160 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,020 Gotcha. 161 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:46,064 You rang? 162 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,575 Thirsty? 163 00:16:03,581 --> 00:16:05,083 Thanks, Mom. 164 00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:09,712 AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here. 165 00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:12,423 AGENT: It's a cozy little place. 166 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,717 ALICE: Isn't this charming! 167 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,595 AGENT: And it's available immediately. 168 00:16:18,096 --> 00:16:21,349 My boys are just gonna love it here. 169 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,976 Yes, they will. 170 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:37,615 TV: Plus, special care and feeding tips, next on Pets on Parade. 171 00:16:45,623 --> 00:16:46,999 Look, Doris. 172 00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:53,673 (SQUEAKS IN FEAR) 173 00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:58,886 If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next. 174 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:12,608 Oh, yeah. 175 00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:33,379 (SEX Y MUSIC PLAYS) 176 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,173 Hm? 177 00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:02,366 (DIGITAL CAMERA CLICKS) 178 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,052 (GROWLS MENACINGLY) 179 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:32,522 - Sit! - I can't wait for next week. 180 00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,483 I hate dogs. 181 00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:38,986 Charlie, you know I can't come in. Alex is sick. 182 00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,322 Melling's reviewing the proposal. 183 00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:42,782 - You're kidding. - No. 184 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:45,660 - How long's he in town? - He's leaving Friday. 185 00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:48,204 - We can 't cancel. - It's okay. 186 00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:51,416 - Mary Lou can handle it. - She's not who he expects to see. 187 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:55,044 You're the point person. You told me you'd handle it. 188 00:18:55,294 --> 00:18:58,297 I did, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you... 189 00:18:58,548 --> 00:19:00,717 Not my fault you can 't find a sitter. 190 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:04,220 Okay, I can come in for one hour. That is it. 191 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,598 If Alex beeps me, I'm gone and you can fire me. 192 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:08,808 Karen... 193 00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:13,855 Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment... 194 00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:18,192 ...and taking care of my sick child and I don't appreciate it. 195 00:19:19,444 --> 00:19:20,695 Jerk. 196 00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:22,989 Shoot. 197 00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:27,118 You tell Charlie I'm desperately ill? 198 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,662 Thank you, Alex. 199 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,040 Yes, he knows you're sick. 200 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:35,293 What about the Family Leave Act? 201 00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:37,295 I just have to go in... 202 00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:39,797 ...sign some papers and show my face. 203 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,717 I'll be gone an hour at the very most. 204 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,677 I called Mrs. Hess and... 205 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:47,847 You called Mrs. Hess? She knows I'll be alone? 206 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,184 She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over. 207 00:19:51,434 --> 00:19:56,022 - She wasn't happy about it... - She'll come over and make me smoke. 208 00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:59,484 - Don't be ridiculous. - What if there's a tornado? 209 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:00,985 Not in winter. 210 00:20:01,194 --> 00:20:03,529 - Social unrest? - I don't think so. 211 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,157 Boredom? It's deadly in old folks. 212 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:08,201 Goodbye, sweetie. 213 00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:12,121 What about crooks? 214 00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:17,001 That's not a problem during the day. 215 00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,504 Why not? No one's home during the day. 216 00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:21,839 I'm 8 and I figured that out. 217 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,884 Couldn't a grown-up crook figure it out too? 218 00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:30,139 This is a very safe neighborhood. There's only one road in and out. 219 00:20:30,348 --> 00:20:33,059 The doors'll be locked, you have my numbers. 220 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,061 - I'll be home soon. - But, Mom! 221 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,940 What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead... 222 00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,150 ...and other figments of my imagination? 223 00:20:41,442 --> 00:20:44,362 Alex, I can't help you there. 224 00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:47,448 Only you can control your imagination. 225 00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:52,245 That's a scary thought. 226 00:21:15,351 --> 00:21:17,812 (DECODER BEEPS) 227 00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:24,485 (ALARM S YSTEM DEACTIVATED) 228 00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:45,631 (BARKS) 229 00:22:25,129 --> 00:22:26,297 Hm. 230 00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:39,227 That's weird. 231 00:22:46,692 --> 00:22:48,194 Oh, my God. 232 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,033 (INHALES) 233 00:22:57,328 --> 00:22:58,579 20 seconds out. 234 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:02,667 Clear. 235 00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:09,882 911 Emergency. 236 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:12,760 - I saw a burglar! - Are you by yourself? 237 00:23:13,177 --> 00:23:16,431 My mom had to leave. I have the chickenpox. 238 00:23:16,681 --> 00:23:18,224 Can I have your address? 239 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,852 He's not at my house! He's at the Stephans'! 240 00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:23,855 Their address is 3015 Washington Street! 241 00:23:29,026 --> 00:23:31,279 (BEEPING) 242 00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:34,490 (SIRENS WAIL) 243 00:23:56,888 --> 00:23:58,056 Nothing. 244 00:24:21,204 --> 00:24:24,374 Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope! 245 00:24:24,624 --> 00:24:27,710 There's a woman with a dog and a gray van! 246 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,756 I didn't recognize anyone, but the dog looked like Johnny Allen's... 247 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:33,466 ...so I called the police. 248 00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,510 You called the police? 249 00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:56,781 Freeze! 250 00:24:57,031 --> 00:24:58,116 (PUZZLED GROWL) 251 00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:05,206 (PUZZLED WHINE) 252 00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:17,343 The burglar alarm was on and working. 253 00:25:17,593 --> 00:25:19,303 There was no one in the house. 254 00:25:19,554 --> 00:25:21,764 Doesn't appear that anything's been taken. 255 00:25:22,181 --> 00:25:25,518 I don't know what he saw but it wasn't a person. 256 00:25:27,812 --> 00:25:29,230 I'm sorry about this. 257 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,609 My son's been home with chickenpox and I had to run to work. 258 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,195 I'm strapped. I don't normally do this. 259 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:40,658 Son, false alarms are no joking matter. 260 00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:41,951 It wasn't! 261 00:25:42,201 --> 00:25:46,372 The guy in the house had two lookouts and a driver in a gray van. 262 00:25:46,622 --> 00:25:48,458 He's been running a fever. 263 00:25:48,958 --> 00:25:51,419 Ours is a serious business. 264 00:25:51,669 --> 00:25:55,256 Oh, he knows. We gave him a police set for Christmas... 265 00:25:55,506 --> 00:25:59,761 Not this one, but last. You know, one with a badge, a hat and a whistle. 266 00:26:00,011 --> 00:26:04,348 He took it very seriously. He arrested relatives for various crimes. 267 00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:09,645 Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and... 268 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,522 Absolutely. 269 00:26:11,773 --> 00:26:13,399 I will, yes. Thank you. 270 00:26:13,608 --> 00:26:14,859 KAREN: Thank you. 271 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:25,244 You get in that bed. 272 00:26:25,495 --> 00:26:28,247 Excuse me, I saw a man in Karen Stephans' bedroom. 273 00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:33,086 A white male a little older than Dad, wearing butt inspection gloves. 274 00:26:33,586 --> 00:26:35,838 I warned you about that telescope. 275 00:26:36,089 --> 00:26:39,884 Look long enough and you'll see things, whether or not they're there. 276 00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:43,262 I guess you have to be 35 before anyone listens to you. 277 00:26:43,513 --> 00:26:47,433 Don't get smart with me. Sick or not, I'm very angry with you. 278 00:26:47,683 --> 00:26:49,811 You caused a lot of trouble today. 279 00:26:50,061 --> 00:26:53,189 We have to replace a door. You think we're happy about it? 280 00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:55,024 I saw what I saw. 281 00:26:55,358 --> 00:26:56,567 (SIGHS) 282 00:27:03,533 --> 00:27:05,118 Peter Beaupre... 283 00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:07,453 ...Earl Unger... 284 00:27:07,704 --> 00:27:09,497 ...Burton Jernigan... 285 00:27:09,706 --> 00:27:10,957 ...and Alice Rivens. 286 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:16,295 They were ticketed under aliases but didn't board the Hong Kong flight. 287 00:27:16,546 --> 00:27:20,466 I believe they're still in the U.S., but beyond that, I don't know. 288 00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:24,137 Ladies and gentlemen... 289 00:27:24,387 --> 00:27:26,556 ...we've got to find that chip. 290 00:27:29,809 --> 00:27:32,019 ALICE: What went wrong with the burglar alarm? 291 00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:35,982 - Nothing. It wasn't the alarm. - Then who called the police? 292 00:27:36,816 --> 00:27:38,901 Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate? 293 00:27:39,569 --> 00:27:42,280 ALICE: Cars came and went. The mailman came by. 294 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:46,659 We could have a watcher on any house. It could be anybody. 295 00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:51,205 I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street. 296 00:27:51,456 --> 00:27:54,542 Someone we are not tracking. 297 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:57,045 Someone we've missed. 298 00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:05,344 (HORN HONKS) 299 00:28:06,512 --> 00:28:08,514 Dad, cab's here. 300 00:28:08,723 --> 00:28:09,974 Oh, shoot. 301 00:28:10,183 --> 00:28:12,268 Mom's not back yet. 302 00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,479 Well, all right. 303 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,523 Mom took some documents to the bank. 304 00:28:17,774 --> 00:28:19,942 She can't be gone more than a few minutes. 305 00:28:20,276 --> 00:28:23,446 Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine. 306 00:28:23,696 --> 00:28:25,406 My beeper's on speed dial. 307 00:28:25,615 --> 00:28:28,284 - Second button. Mom's is the first. - Right. 308 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,787 - So, you're okay? - Positively. 309 00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:32,705 Give me a kiss. 310 00:28:32,914 --> 00:28:33,956 All right. 311 00:28:34,749 --> 00:28:36,000 Dad. 312 00:28:39,337 --> 00:28:41,255 This is a safe neighborhood. 313 00:28:41,756 --> 00:28:44,509 We have great police, as you learned yesterday. 314 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:46,803 Nothing bad will happen to you. 315 00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:48,388 - Dad? - Yeah? 316 00:28:48,638 --> 00:28:49,972 - Got your tickets? - Yep. 317 00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:52,934 - Got your wallet? - It's in my pocket. 318 00:28:53,184 --> 00:28:54,811 Where's your pocket? 319 00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:01,067 Yeah. 320 00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:04,112 - Thank you. - Bye, Dad. 321 00:29:33,891 --> 00:29:35,685 She's leaving. 322 00:29:57,415 --> 00:29:59,333 3025 is all clear. 323 00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:00,960 Red sedan heading south. 324 00:30:02,545 --> 00:30:04,881 Turning right. Hold. 325 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:31,115 (BEEPER BEEPS) 326 00:30:31,324 --> 00:30:32,158 Oh! 327 00:30:37,997 --> 00:30:42,960 - You are just in time, Mr. Pruitt. - Wait, wait. 328 00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:44,003 (BEEPER BEEPS) 329 00:30:44,212 --> 00:30:45,546 Oh, no. 330 00:30:45,755 --> 00:30:47,840 (SIRENS WAIL) 331 00:30:55,681 --> 00:30:56,724 Yes. 332 00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:09,529 Abort. Abort. 333 00:31:09,779 --> 00:31:11,447 Evacuate the area. 334 00:31:36,848 --> 00:31:38,099 Let's go! 335 00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:41,853 Move! Move! 336 00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:53,448 Cool! 337 00:31:56,451 --> 00:31:57,702 Check the back. 338 00:32:08,337 --> 00:32:09,589 Nothing. 339 00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:11,466 Let's check upstairs. 340 00:32:18,389 --> 00:32:19,849 Where's the burglar? 341 00:32:20,183 --> 00:32:21,726 There is no burglar. 342 00:32:21,976 --> 00:32:24,854 Just a kid home sick from school, making false alarms. 343 00:32:27,106 --> 00:32:28,608 How embarrassing. 344 00:32:28,983 --> 00:32:30,234 Mm-hm. 345 00:32:34,989 --> 00:32:38,785 This is the second time in two days that you've called the police. 346 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:42,914 It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police. 347 00:32:43,331 --> 00:32:46,084 I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw one today. 348 00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:48,669 Alex, listen to the chief. 349 00:32:49,253 --> 00:32:52,882 - There was no one in that house. - What about Johnny Allen's dog? 350 00:32:53,132 --> 00:32:57,428 I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped Monday morning. 351 00:32:57,678 --> 00:32:59,347 Did he see it happen? 352 00:32:59,597 --> 00:33:02,892 Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room. 353 00:33:05,478 --> 00:33:07,980 Excuse me for being a good citizen. 354 00:33:08,189 --> 00:33:10,525 Alex! I'm very sorry. 355 00:33:10,775 --> 00:33:12,360 This will not happen again. 356 00:33:12,819 --> 00:33:15,530 Will it, honey? Really, I promise you. 357 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,825 We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us... 358 00:33:19,075 --> 00:33:22,286 ...in the event that something real ever does happen. 359 00:33:24,247 --> 00:33:25,873 (PARROT SQUAWKS) 360 00:33:26,207 --> 00:33:27,375 Loser. 361 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,711 - Shut up. - Make me. 362 00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:32,714 You pranked them twice. It's on your permanent record. 363 00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:36,259 For your whole life, if you call for help, it won't come. 364 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,887 - Dad missed his plane. - He was late to meet his boss. 365 00:33:40,096 --> 00:33:42,432 We have to give family cash to the Stephans... 366 00:33:42,682 --> 00:33:45,977 ...and to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors. 367 00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,229 And even worse... 368 00:33:48,479 --> 00:33:50,022 The world laughs. 369 00:33:50,314 --> 00:33:52,567 You've stained the family name. 370 00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:57,530 (PARROT LAUGHS) 371 00:33:59,407 --> 00:34:01,784 First the Stephans. 372 00:34:01,993 --> 00:34:03,286 Then Mrs. Hess. 373 00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:07,623 I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house. 374 00:34:07,874 --> 00:34:11,085 What burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything? 375 00:34:11,627 --> 00:34:15,173 You know what I think? They're looking for something special. 376 00:34:15,423 --> 00:34:19,927 And they're looking in every house because they don't know who has it. 377 00:34:20,636 --> 00:34:22,346 The question is... 378 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,098 ...what is it? 379 00:34:35,026 --> 00:34:38,071 If nobody's gonna do anything about this... 380 00:34:38,362 --> 00:34:41,407 ...I'll just have to do it myself. 381 00:34:55,046 --> 00:34:56,172 (TIRES SQUEALING) 382 00:35:00,259 --> 00:35:02,887 I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake. 383 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:04,764 It's all right. 384 00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:07,016 Have a nice day. 385 00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:09,143 I'll try. 386 00:35:13,481 --> 00:35:14,315 (DOG WHINES) 387 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:30,415 (TV PLAYS) 388 00:36:01,738 --> 00:36:02,989 Watch this. 389 00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:34,604 Hm? 390 00:36:43,404 --> 00:36:44,697 Hmm. 391 00:37:15,812 --> 00:37:17,105 (MEOWS) 392 00:37:17,939 --> 00:37:19,524 Look, Doris. 393 00:37:19,732 --> 00:37:21,526 (SQUEAKS) 394 00:37:23,694 --> 00:37:24,529 Boo! 395 00:37:25,279 --> 00:37:26,447 (SCREECHES) 396 00:37:28,324 --> 00:37:29,867 (SQUEAKS) 397 00:37:41,045 --> 00:37:43,381 I forgot about the stairs. 398 00:38:15,329 --> 00:38:16,831 Hmm. 399 00:38:28,051 --> 00:38:30,803 Got him, Doris. Got him. 400 00:38:32,513 --> 00:38:33,931 Yes, yes, yes! 401 00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:37,143 You are so busted. 402 00:38:38,311 --> 00:38:39,687 (SCREAMS) 403 00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:40,772 (SQUEAKS) 404 00:38:42,815 --> 00:38:44,067 I have it. 405 00:38:44,650 --> 00:38:47,570 The toy car. It's videotaping me. 406 00:38:48,071 --> 00:38:48,905 Huh? 407 00:38:50,073 --> 00:38:51,240 What? 408 00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:52,784 Come back on that. 409 00:38:56,662 --> 00:38:57,705 (YELLS) 410 00:38:57,997 --> 00:38:59,957 (CRIES OUT IN PAIN) 411 00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,713 Come on! Go! Go! Go! 412 00:39:08,841 --> 00:39:10,051 Don't spin! 413 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:27,360 (GASPS) 414 00:39:36,619 --> 00:39:38,204 You there! 415 00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:40,748 You was friendly. I don 't have to kill you. 416 00:39:40,957 --> 00:39:43,209 You got money that doesn 't belong to you. 417 00:39:58,933 --> 00:40:00,351 (PHONE RINGS) 418 00:40:02,687 --> 00:40:05,064 (PARROT SNORES) 419 00:40:06,232 --> 00:40:07,275 Brring! Brring! 420 00:40:07,483 --> 00:40:11,529 Hello, this is Karen. Hi, how's it going? 421 00:40:12,488 --> 00:40:14,866 I'm running late for the office again. 422 00:40:15,074 --> 00:40:18,286 I think blue chips are overvalued. 423 00:40:18,536 --> 00:40:20,413 Technology stocks are good. 424 00:40:21,622 --> 00:40:24,333 I'm in the shower. Can I call you back? 425 00:40:27,795 --> 00:40:30,423 Bad, bad Leroy Brown 426 00:40:30,673 --> 00:40:34,093 Baddest cat in the whole damn town 427 00:40:34,802 --> 00:40:37,263 Badder than old King Kong 428 00:40:37,889 --> 00:40:39,807 Meaner than a junkyard dog 429 00:40:43,061 --> 00:40:44,270 Come on, come on. 430 00:40:46,189 --> 00:40:47,648 See you! 431 00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:04,207 The car's outside. I got the woman here. Get over here! 432 00:41:13,966 --> 00:41:15,426 Come on, get up! 433 00:41:27,271 --> 00:41:30,566 Oh! Oh! Whoa! 434 00:41:30,775 --> 00:41:32,026 Ow! Ooh! 435 00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,242 (GASPS) 436 00:41:56,134 --> 00:41:58,052 Everybody's in a hurry. 437 00:41:58,386 --> 00:42:00,054 It's a camera. Someone's onto us. 438 00:42:00,304 --> 00:42:04,809 Think it matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes. 439 00:42:05,017 --> 00:42:06,894 Where is Alice? 440 00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:08,521 (TOOLS CRASH) 441 00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:10,148 What happened? 442 00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:13,109 There is a woman in the house. I'll deal with her. 443 00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:14,819 Get the chip. 444 00:42:32,336 --> 00:42:33,254 Yes! 445 00:42:33,838 --> 00:42:35,256 I got it. 446 00:42:44,265 --> 00:42:45,475 Ma'am? 447 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:47,977 May I have a word with you? 448 00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:50,313 Don't come in. I'm naked. 449 00:42:52,398 --> 00:42:54,317 What's on your mind, monkey butt? 450 00:42:58,279 --> 00:42:59,655 Come on. 451 00:43:04,869 --> 00:43:07,163 What's that funky smell? 452 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:11,167 I lost it. 453 00:43:11,376 --> 00:43:12,627 What?! 454 00:43:18,966 --> 00:43:20,218 Come on, go, go, go! 455 00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:27,683 It's out of range! 456 00:43:28,601 --> 00:43:30,103 I got it. 457 00:43:56,003 --> 00:43:56,838 I see it. 458 00:44:03,136 --> 00:44:04,345 Look out. 459 00:44:08,057 --> 00:44:09,100 (SCREAMS) 460 00:44:15,815 --> 00:44:17,275 Jernigan, which direction? 461 00:44:19,694 --> 00:44:22,071 It got past me. It's heading south on Adams. 462 00:44:22,321 --> 00:44:24,532 I'm right behind the little... 463 00:44:24,741 --> 00:44:26,117 (CARS SCREECH) 464 00:44:32,623 --> 00:44:35,293 It's off the street, going through back yards... 465 00:44:35,543 --> 00:44:37,253 ...heading west. 466 00:44:37,670 --> 00:44:39,213 Alice, what's your position? 467 00:44:39,422 --> 00:44:42,341 (GRUNTING) 468 00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:44,677 Fourth house. Moving to the alley. 469 00:45:00,026 --> 00:45:02,070 It's going through the hedge. 470 00:45:02,487 --> 00:45:03,821 Jernigan, position. 471 00:45:04,072 --> 00:45:04,989 You're there. 472 00:45:07,325 --> 00:45:08,826 - I got it! - I got it! 473 00:45:09,035 --> 00:45:10,036 (BOTH YELL) 474 00:45:10,244 --> 00:45:12,080 (HEADS HITTING) 475 00:45:20,129 --> 00:45:21,839 Unger. What's your position? 476 00:45:22,090 --> 00:45:24,384 Heading down Washington Street. 477 00:45:24,884 --> 00:45:26,719 I didn't copy. Where? 478 00:45:26,969 --> 00:45:28,554 I said, I'm heading to Wa... 479 00:45:34,685 --> 00:45:36,229 Stop, you nitwit! 480 00:46:09,846 --> 00:46:11,139 I don't see anything. 481 00:46:23,276 --> 00:46:24,652 I'll look around. 482 00:46:53,931 --> 00:46:55,266 I don't have it yet. 483 00:46:55,475 --> 00:46:56,434 (WHEEL SQUEAKS) 484 00:46:56,642 --> 00:46:59,687 We're out of time. Give it up. 485 00:47:30,593 --> 00:47:34,013 They got the tape. Why'd they still chase the toy car? 486 00:47:35,390 --> 00:47:37,558 It's not that expensive. 487 00:47:37,809 --> 00:47:40,770 I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it. 488 00:47:45,650 --> 00:47:46,526 Whoa. 489 00:47:50,196 --> 00:47:51,739 Whoa. 490 00:48:07,213 --> 00:48:08,923 Look, Doris. 491 00:48:15,054 --> 00:48:17,598 Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it? 492 00:48:17,849 --> 00:48:21,853 In a remote-control car I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess. 493 00:48:22,061 --> 00:48:23,771 She lives across the street. 494 00:48:24,021 --> 00:48:25,440 It says U.S. Air Force... 495 00:48:25,648 --> 00:48:28,776 ...but you have to look under a magnifying glass to see. 496 00:48:29,235 --> 00:48:33,239 Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it. 497 00:48:33,489 --> 00:48:36,659 This is a recruiting office. We don't handle this. 498 00:48:37,702 --> 00:48:40,747 Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys? 499 00:48:45,918 --> 00:48:48,546 You think we should tell Mom about the chip? 500 00:48:49,589 --> 00:48:52,967 I guess you're right. The less they know, the better. 501 00:48:53,217 --> 00:48:55,261 Those guys are bad news. 502 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,689 I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the van. 503 00:49:06,898 --> 00:49:09,484 Never let emotions get the best of you. 504 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:12,195 You should have been more vigilant. 505 00:49:12,445 --> 00:49:14,864 You should have taken driver's ed. 506 00:49:15,114 --> 00:49:16,949 It's a kid. It has to be a kid. 507 00:49:17,158 --> 00:49:22,205 I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old. I'll have Jernigan to thank. 508 00:49:22,455 --> 00:49:24,665 The cops come, they don't believe him... 509 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,876 ...he takes matters into his own hands. 510 00:49:27,085 --> 00:49:28,753 It can't be anything else. 511 00:49:29,003 --> 00:49:32,173 If that's the case, I say take no chances. 512 00:49:32,423 --> 00:49:35,802 Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them. 513 00:49:36,177 --> 00:49:37,929 Then look for that stupid car. 514 00:49:38,638 --> 00:49:41,724 My thoughts keep turning to number 3026. 515 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,894 It's within the operating radius of the toy car. 516 00:49:45,144 --> 00:49:47,563 It's in sight of all the houses. 517 00:49:47,772 --> 00:49:49,023 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 518 00:49:53,861 --> 00:49:55,029 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 519 00:50:02,662 --> 00:50:05,915 - Hello? - Do you have the missile chip? 520 00:50:06,249 --> 00:50:07,291 We are close. 521 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:11,254 If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre... 522 00:50:11,504 --> 00:50:13,965 ...I will have to terminate the mission... 523 00:50:14,173 --> 00:50:16,634 ...and nullify all the participants. 524 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,262 You understand, don't you? 525 00:50:21,013 --> 00:50:22,098 Dad's home tomorrow. 526 00:50:22,849 --> 00:50:26,102 I have my meeting from 12 till 5, so I need you and Molly... 527 00:50:26,352 --> 00:50:29,063 ...to come straight home to stay with Alex. 528 00:50:29,272 --> 00:50:32,191 I can't. Impossible. I have gymnastics. 529 00:50:32,442 --> 00:50:34,527 - I have hockey. - Do I need to repeat myself? 530 00:50:34,986 --> 00:50:37,029 I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess. 531 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,116 She's a lot more responsible than me and Stan. 532 00:50:40,366 --> 00:50:42,410 Mrs. Hess is a backup. 533 00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:45,747 Unless it's an emergency, I don't want to call her. 534 00:50:46,122 --> 00:50:47,415 I'll be fine alone. 535 00:50:48,207 --> 00:50:49,876 There you have it. Settled. 536 00:50:50,418 --> 00:50:52,462 Could you pass me the false alarms? 537 00:50:52,712 --> 00:50:54,547 Sorry, I meant the peas. 538 00:50:54,756 --> 00:50:56,424 (PHONE RINGS) 539 00:50:56,632 --> 00:50:57,842 Hello? 540 00:50:58,134 --> 00:51:01,387 Oh, hi. Uh-huh. 541 00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:04,098 He's been home with the chickenpox. 542 00:51:04,307 --> 00:51:05,224 Oh. 543 00:51:05,433 --> 00:51:07,477 Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis? 544 00:51:07,894 --> 00:51:08,728 Yeah. 545 00:51:09,062 --> 00:51:11,814 It's his mom. Did you take a toy car from him? 546 00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:18,571 He has one of those cars, but he got it from a neighbor. 547 00:51:21,866 --> 00:51:23,284 We have it. 548 00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:27,497 What is the matter? You don't disconnect my calls. 549 00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:29,582 Don't talk to her. 550 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,876 - Why not? - She's dangerous. 551 00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:34,003 - What are you talking about? - Lies. 552 00:51:34,253 --> 00:51:37,006 They're all lies. It wasn't her. 553 00:51:37,215 --> 00:51:39,133 What do you mean, it wasn't her? 554 00:51:45,431 --> 00:51:48,184 Call her, you'll be surprised. 555 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,486 Outgoing call. 556 00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:04,409 Rerouted. 557 00:52:06,327 --> 00:52:07,662 Hello, Clovis'. 558 00:52:07,912 --> 00:52:11,249 - I beg your pardon. We just... - I'm sorry. 559 00:52:11,499 --> 00:52:14,043 Did I disconnect you, Karen? 560 00:52:14,293 --> 00:52:18,589 No, it was me. We're renovating, the phone lines are a mess. 561 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,384 They intercepted the phone call. 562 00:52:21,634 --> 00:52:24,637 Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son. 563 00:52:24,887 --> 00:52:28,725 I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car. 564 00:52:28,975 --> 00:52:32,311 Kids. They lose something and assume it's been stolen. 565 00:52:32,979 --> 00:52:37,233 Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they? 566 00:52:38,526 --> 00:52:40,445 Yes, they do. 567 00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:52,957 They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen. 568 00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:56,753 Not my parents or Molly or Stan... 569 00:52:57,003 --> 00:53:00,715 ...or the police or the Air Force. Nobody. 570 00:53:01,507 --> 00:53:02,925 So, what do I do? 571 00:53:03,134 --> 00:53:04,135 (SQUEAKS) 572 00:53:04,385 --> 00:53:07,055 If that means hide, you're wrong. 573 00:53:08,056 --> 00:53:09,474 (SQUEAKS) 574 00:53:09,724 --> 00:53:12,560 If that means fight, you're right. 575 00:53:13,978 --> 00:53:15,146 (SIGHS) 576 00:53:15,396 --> 00:53:19,233 They'll understand when I'm done, and know I was telling the truth. 577 00:53:19,484 --> 00:53:21,861 I'm not gonna feel sad or scared. 578 00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:23,946 They're grown-up criminals... 579 00:53:24,197 --> 00:53:27,617 ...but this is my neighborhood and this is my house. 580 00:53:27,867 --> 00:53:31,245 No matter how old they are, no matter how big they are... 581 00:53:31,496 --> 00:53:35,249 ...they can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home. 582 00:54:12,078 --> 00:54:15,623 Want to buy a little silence? Double or nothing. 583 00:54:20,378 --> 00:54:22,213 (STAN SNORES) 584 00:55:05,548 --> 00:55:08,551 We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago. 585 00:55:08,801 --> 00:55:12,263 On the radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity. 586 00:55:12,513 --> 00:55:13,973 Heavy snow is forecasted. 587 00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:17,643 Residents are urged to stay indoors if possible. 588 00:55:39,916 --> 00:55:42,168 (PANTS) 589 00:55:43,961 --> 00:55:45,797 Approaching target. 590 00:55:46,005 --> 00:55:47,048 All clear. 591 00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:56,265 Here we go, Doris. 592 00:56:04,065 --> 00:56:04,941 (BARKS) 593 00:56:05,441 --> 00:56:06,275 (BARKS) 594 00:56:10,196 --> 00:56:12,740 First, we free the hostages. 595 00:56:13,366 --> 00:56:15,576 Switching on the fiber optics. 596 00:56:33,803 --> 00:56:35,555 Alex, can you get the door? 597 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,936 No answer. 598 00:56:48,067 --> 00:56:49,694 (WHINES) 599 00:56:51,237 --> 00:56:53,406 Are we certain target has not left? 600 00:56:55,199 --> 00:56:56,534 We would've seen. 601 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:11,716 I repeat, there is no movement inside. 602 00:57:11,924 --> 00:57:13,468 Permission to enter. 603 00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,511 (BARKS) 604 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,180 (YELLS) 605 00:57:29,776 --> 00:57:30,818 (BARKS) 606 00:57:31,486 --> 00:57:32,570 Alice? 607 00:57:38,493 --> 00:57:40,953 Hey. Go home. Go home. 608 00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,098 I need assistance. I'm exposed. 609 00:58:00,431 --> 00:58:02,767 Maintain your position. 610 00:58:03,017 --> 00:58:07,021 Do not, I repeat, do not draw attention to yourself. 611 00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:11,609 Pick her up. 612 00:58:11,818 --> 00:58:16,656 We'll move in after the storm hits, let Mother Nature cover our tracks. 613 00:58:17,824 --> 00:58:20,410 This just came in from the Air Force. 614 00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:24,163 Some kid named Pruitt called the recruiting office in Chicago. 615 00:58:24,414 --> 00:58:27,458 Said he found a computer chip in a toy car. 616 00:58:28,835 --> 00:58:30,211 We're going to Chicago. 617 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,592 Did you watch the weather? 618 00:58:36,843 --> 00:58:40,138 - No problems. Your coat's there. - I want to wear my brown one. 619 00:58:40,346 --> 00:58:41,597 Wait! 620 00:58:41,848 --> 00:58:46,519 Go fill your commuter cup with coffee and I'll get your coat for you. 621 00:58:47,228 --> 00:58:48,521 Thanks, hon. 622 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,815 I'll make you a sandwich. 623 00:59:07,123 --> 00:59:09,584 - Here's your coat. - Thanks. 624 00:59:10,501 --> 00:59:12,795 Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this week. 625 00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:17,008 It breaks my heart to have to come and go. It shouldn't be this way. 626 00:59:17,258 --> 00:59:20,511 It's okay. It's not you. It's the times. 627 00:59:21,345 --> 00:59:22,180 Thanks, hon. 628 00:59:23,639 --> 00:59:25,391 - You have your beeper? - Yeah. 629 00:59:25,725 --> 00:59:29,187 Great. I'll call every half-hour. 630 00:59:29,479 --> 00:59:32,356 I'll go online and keep the connection open all day. 631 00:59:33,024 --> 00:59:35,693 I'll have my laptop in all my meetings. 632 00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:37,737 We'll be in contact at all times. 633 00:59:37,945 --> 00:59:40,531 I have my cellular. You've got my fax number. 634 00:59:40,782 --> 00:59:42,325 We're wired. 635 00:59:43,743 --> 00:59:46,537 Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call? 636 00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:51,250 She was gonna stop by to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the car. 637 00:59:51,793 --> 00:59:53,753 She did when you were in the shower. 638 00:59:54,003 --> 00:59:55,713 - You let her have it? - Bigtime. 639 00:59:56,547 --> 00:59:59,717 - I hope she felt foolish. - It was painful. 640 01:00:00,134 --> 01:00:02,345 Okay. Be good. 641 01:00:02,553 --> 01:00:05,264 Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place. 642 01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:07,350 I got it all covered. 643 01:00:53,479 --> 01:00:54,731 Here we go. 644 01:00:55,773 --> 01:00:57,483 It's just you and me. 645 01:00:58,401 --> 01:01:00,069 You mean there's someone else? 646 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:04,365 Get ready to rumble! Play ball! 647 01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:00,630 The old switcheroo. 648 01:02:08,805 --> 01:02:11,432 - Come on. - It's showtime! 649 01:02:14,477 --> 01:02:16,854 PARROT: If those are real, I'm an eagle. 650 01:02:20,691 --> 01:02:22,276 Block the street. 651 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,638 (PHONE RINGS) 652 01:02:51,222 --> 01:02:53,349 - Hello. - Hi, it's Karen Pruitt. 653 01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:55,435 Could you check on Alex? 654 01:02:55,685 --> 01:02:57,520 I'm just going out. 655 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:59,731 I'm at work and in a bind. 656 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:03,151 Well, how long? 657 01:03:03,359 --> 01:03:05,987 It wouldn 't be for more than an hour. 658 01:03:06,237 --> 01:03:08,156 All right. No cooking. 659 01:03:19,584 --> 01:03:21,753 "Call Mrs. Hess. 660 01:03:22,003 --> 01:03:25,465 She's retired, what else could she possibly be doing?" 661 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:31,137 Would they invite me to their house for holiday eggnog? Of course not! 662 01:03:31,387 --> 01:03:33,222 Look who woke up from her nap. 663 01:03:40,772 --> 01:03:43,066 Crooks at 30 yards and closing. 664 01:03:44,442 --> 01:03:46,527 Let the party begin. 665 01:03:47,028 --> 01:03:50,615 Good afternoon. We just moved into your neighborhood. 666 01:03:50,907 --> 01:03:52,450 What do you want, a button? 667 01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:56,788 A package was to be delivered to us, but perhaps they brought it here. 668 01:03:57,038 --> 01:03:58,331 Nope, not here. 669 01:03:58,581 --> 01:04:03,211 They said no one answered the door and the driver left it in the garage. 670 01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:23,856 Sometimes they leave stuff at the back door. 671 01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:26,359 Why are you closing the door? 672 01:04:27,193 --> 01:04:30,321 I left my heart in San Francisco. 673 01:04:34,575 --> 01:04:37,620 It looks like he has the place locked up pretty tight. 674 01:04:58,474 --> 01:05:00,393 (CHUCKLES) 675 01:05:00,852 --> 01:05:03,521 Jernigan, I think I'm going to enjoy this. 676 01:05:03,855 --> 01:05:06,816 It's been a long time since I was a kid. 677 01:05:07,108 --> 01:05:09,444 You forget how incredibly stupid they are. 678 01:05:10,611 --> 01:05:11,988 You be careful. 679 01:05:12,405 --> 01:05:15,199 When kids get scared, they wet their pants. 680 01:05:18,745 --> 01:05:20,204 (YELLS) 681 01:05:21,706 --> 01:05:26,085 (GROANS) 682 01:05:26,294 --> 01:05:29,964 (GROANS) 683 01:05:30,173 --> 01:05:32,258 (BULLETS EXPLODE) 684 01:05:33,593 --> 01:05:35,178 Yeow! 685 01:05:36,345 --> 01:05:38,514 (SCREAMS) 686 01:05:47,774 --> 01:05:49,400 (PANTS) 687 01:05:50,276 --> 01:05:51,194 Mr. Unger? 688 01:05:51,402 --> 01:05:53,112 (GROANS) 689 01:06:03,956 --> 01:06:05,625 I'm all right. 690 01:06:14,884 --> 01:06:16,052 Oh! 691 01:06:31,776 --> 01:06:33,778 (GROANS) 692 01:06:38,449 --> 01:06:40,868 Mr. Unger, what are you doing? 693 01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:44,622 Don't touch the yarn. It's wired. 694 01:06:45,748 --> 01:06:48,376 Kid's got the place booby-trapped. 695 01:06:49,085 --> 01:06:51,087 Make no assumptions. 696 01:06:51,546 --> 01:06:52,797 Watch the mat. 697 01:06:53,381 --> 01:06:56,092 This boy is clever. Have you tried the door? 698 01:06:56,384 --> 01:06:57,635 Not yet. 699 01:06:57,885 --> 01:07:00,471 Let me point something out to you. 700 01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:05,685 Missed that. 701 01:07:06,936 --> 01:07:08,521 Stand clear. 702 01:07:16,821 --> 01:07:18,239 Maybe he's not so clever. 703 01:07:18,823 --> 01:07:20,950 I think we're just having an off day. 704 01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:26,748 (GASP) 705 01:07:26,956 --> 01:07:29,167 (SCREAM) 706 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:32,253 (GROAN) 707 01:07:39,844 --> 01:07:42,180 A thought for you to consider: 708 01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:46,559 At airport security... 709 01:07:47,226 --> 01:07:50,104 ...make sure you have the right package. 710 01:07:59,447 --> 01:08:01,115 I certainly hope that you're not... 711 01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:05,370 ...fond of that little boy across the street. 712 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,205 (GASPS) 713 01:08:08,873 --> 01:08:11,417 (GRUNTS) 714 01:08:13,544 --> 01:08:14,921 I'll leave this open. 715 01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:16,255 Wait! 716 01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:19,509 Fresh air will be good for you. 717 01:08:24,931 --> 01:08:27,642 (GROANS) 718 01:08:30,019 --> 01:08:33,272 Think you're smart? You little brat! 719 01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:38,486 Unger, what's your status? 720 01:09:08,766 --> 01:09:11,018 (GASPS) 721 01:09:16,691 --> 01:09:18,025 (GASPS) 722 01:09:27,452 --> 01:09:28,703 Heads up. 723 01:09:29,662 --> 01:09:31,414 - How'd that happen? - I don't know. 724 01:09:35,918 --> 01:09:37,587 (BARBELL CLANKS) 725 01:09:39,130 --> 01:09:40,631 Ouch. 726 01:09:41,549 --> 01:09:44,302 (MOAN) 727 01:09:47,346 --> 01:09:49,265 You got hit with a book? 728 01:09:50,475 --> 01:09:51,893 Books. Plural. 729 01:09:52,143 --> 01:09:55,021 A trunk full of books... 730 01:09:55,521 --> 01:09:58,775 ...then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad. 731 01:09:59,025 --> 01:10:02,904 Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant. 732 01:10:03,237 --> 01:10:05,615 BEAUPRE: We didn't anticipate the defense. 733 01:10:06,282 --> 01:10:07,784 I'll go in the front. 734 01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:10,286 Mr. Unger, you take the north side. 735 01:10:10,745 --> 01:10:12,955 Alice, you take the south side. 736 01:10:13,539 --> 01:10:14,874 Where is Mr. Jernigan? 737 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:18,169 (GASPING) 738 01:10:36,813 --> 01:10:38,106 INTERCOM: Attention, travelers. 739 01:10:38,356 --> 01:10:42,819 All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather. 740 01:10:43,069 --> 01:10:45,446 Please stand by for further details. 741 01:10:58,292 --> 01:11:01,295 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 742 01:11:21,399 --> 01:11:22,650 (GRUNTS) 743 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:26,988 Hi. 744 01:11:30,158 --> 01:11:31,993 (YELLS AND MOANS) 745 01:11:53,056 --> 01:11:55,975 You can run but you can't hide, junior. 746 01:11:56,225 --> 01:11:57,560 Surprise. 747 01:11:57,769 --> 01:11:59,312 Oh! 748 01:11:59,854 --> 01:12:00,980 Oh! 749 01:12:05,443 --> 01:12:06,486 What a loser. 750 01:12:13,743 --> 01:12:16,829 (GRUNTS) 751 01:12:35,473 --> 01:12:36,641 Ah. 752 01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,234 (GROANS) 753 01:12:47,276 --> 01:12:50,613 (COUGHS) 754 01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:56,869 (GRUNTS) 755 01:13:15,763 --> 01:13:17,014 I got him! 756 01:13:29,318 --> 01:13:30,153 (GROWLS) 757 01:13:33,322 --> 01:13:34,407 (SCREAMS) 758 01:13:34,615 --> 01:13:38,453 (SHREDDING) 759 01:13:39,495 --> 01:13:40,913 (GRUNTS) 760 01:13:46,544 --> 01:13:47,378 (GASPS) 761 01:13:48,129 --> 01:13:48,963 (YELPS) 762 01:13:49,172 --> 01:13:50,006 (FLOWER POT BREAKS) 763 01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:05,021 (WAILS) 764 01:14:12,445 --> 01:14:13,571 Oh! 765 01:14:13,780 --> 01:14:16,115 (ELECTRICAL SAW BUZZES) 766 01:14:27,377 --> 01:14:29,629 (DOLL CRIES) 767 01:14:30,171 --> 01:14:31,547 (GUN COCKS) 768 01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:38,638 You are dead, kid. 769 01:14:42,266 --> 01:14:43,434 (MOANS) 770 01:14:45,144 --> 01:14:47,605 (MOANS) 771 01:14:59,951 --> 01:15:01,369 (GRUNTS) 772 01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:14,507 (GRUMBLING) 773 01:15:24,726 --> 01:15:25,560 (GASPS) 774 01:15:33,276 --> 01:15:35,403 Now things are looking up. 775 01:15:36,696 --> 01:15:37,572 (GASPS) 776 01:15:37,780 --> 01:15:38,740 Gotcha! 777 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,243 See you. 778 01:15:42,452 --> 01:15:45,997 (SCREAMS) 779 01:15:47,749 --> 01:15:48,666 (COUGHS) 780 01:15:53,379 --> 01:15:54,505 Ew, yuck! 781 01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:01,512 (YELPING) 782 01:16:06,642 --> 01:16:08,519 Well, well, well. 783 01:16:15,902 --> 01:16:16,736 (GRUNTS) 784 01:16:16,944 --> 01:16:18,529 Nice try, kid. 785 01:16:19,447 --> 01:16:21,032 (YELLS) 786 01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:22,825 (MOANS) 787 01:16:24,911 --> 01:16:26,871 (RADIO SQUEALS) 788 01:16:38,758 --> 01:16:40,009 (FARTING) 789 01:16:41,636 --> 01:16:42,553 (SQUEAKS) 790 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,185 (BACK CRACKS) 791 01:16:54,982 --> 01:16:57,610 (ATHLETIC YELPS) 792 01:17:03,783 --> 01:17:05,034 Hmm. 793 01:17:08,371 --> 01:17:09,997 (SCREAMS) 794 01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:18,381 (WAILS) 795 01:17:18,589 --> 01:17:19,674 (CRASHING) 796 01:17:20,550 --> 01:17:21,384 Alice? 797 01:17:23,803 --> 01:17:25,138 (SCREAMING) 798 01:17:29,392 --> 01:17:31,936 (YELPING) 799 01:17:35,857 --> 01:17:37,400 I'm coming down. 800 01:17:37,608 --> 01:17:39,110 (YELLS) 801 01:17:45,992 --> 01:17:47,368 (SCREAMS) 802 01:18:08,973 --> 01:18:10,641 Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger! 803 01:18:11,934 --> 01:18:13,144 Welcome. 804 01:18:14,145 --> 01:18:16,064 You got a haircut? 805 01:18:27,158 --> 01:18:28,743 Are you almost done in there? 806 01:18:29,369 --> 01:18:31,871 Don't start with me. 807 01:18:33,915 --> 01:18:35,208 I'll wait. 808 01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,919 (DIALING) 809 01:18:39,462 --> 01:18:40,838 (RINGING) 810 01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:42,507 (PHONE RINGS) 811 01:18:44,467 --> 01:18:45,635 (GASPS) 812 01:18:53,017 --> 01:18:54,394 JERNIGAN: Let's move. 813 01:18:56,020 --> 01:18:58,981 ALICE: What stinks? UNGER: Shut up. 814 01:19:02,485 --> 01:19:03,319 Hello? 815 01:19:04,570 --> 01:19:06,280 You're out of breath. Something wrong? 816 01:19:06,531 --> 01:19:07,865 No, everything's fine. 817 01:19:08,408 --> 01:19:10,535 I'm so worried. The weather is terrible. 818 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:17,917 I'm coming home now. 819 01:19:18,584 --> 01:19:21,921 No, no, take your time, really. Don't come home, Mom. 820 01:19:22,171 --> 01:19:24,257 Pick up Stan and Molly from school. 821 01:19:24,507 --> 01:19:25,758 Are you sure? 822 01:19:26,050 --> 01:19:29,011 Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess. 823 01:19:29,262 --> 01:19:30,471 You're not smoking? 824 01:19:30,763 --> 01:19:34,267 No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait. 825 01:19:34,517 --> 01:19:35,935 Okay, play fair. 826 01:19:36,185 --> 01:19:37,270 Always. 827 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,898 What a brave little fellow. 828 01:19:49,323 --> 01:19:50,324 Mr. Jernigan. 829 01:19:50,575 --> 01:19:52,994 - Living room clear. - Good. 830 01:19:55,997 --> 01:19:57,915 Nothing in the kitchen. 831 01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:04,839 (BURGLARS MUMBLING) 832 01:20:05,048 --> 01:20:07,091 ALICE: Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly. 833 01:20:08,509 --> 01:20:10,094 Go, Doris. 834 01:20:17,685 --> 01:20:18,853 Ah! 835 01:20:20,396 --> 01:20:21,814 ALICE: Mr. Unger, go ahead. 836 01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:25,109 Cover him, I'll cover the stairs. 837 01:20:27,612 --> 01:20:28,529 (GASPS) 838 01:20:29,322 --> 01:20:32,033 I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back... 839 01:20:32,241 --> 01:20:35,119 ...for all the misery you caused me. 840 01:20:35,745 --> 01:20:37,080 What are you doing? 841 01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:38,581 Kid's in the closet. 842 01:20:38,831 --> 01:20:42,043 Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. 843 01:20:45,755 --> 01:20:47,423 And behind door number one! 844 01:20:53,054 --> 01:20:54,097 Towels. 845 01:20:54,305 --> 01:20:55,306 Hm. 846 01:20:55,515 --> 01:20:57,016 I saw this door close. 847 01:20:57,266 --> 01:20:58,726 Idiot! 848 01:20:58,976 --> 01:21:00,395 Would I make it up? 849 01:21:00,645 --> 01:21:03,689 Why? What's the point? We working on commission here? 850 01:21:12,615 --> 01:21:13,699 Whew! 851 01:21:13,991 --> 01:21:15,159 (SNEEZES) 852 01:21:20,331 --> 01:21:23,626 (SIRENS WAIL) 853 01:21:30,633 --> 01:21:32,677 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 854 01:21:42,103 --> 01:21:42,937 What's going on? 855 01:21:43,187 --> 01:21:45,231 - Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street? - Yes? 856 01:21:45,481 --> 01:21:46,899 Agent Stuckey, FBI. 857 01:21:47,150 --> 01:21:48,901 I came to talk to your son. 858 01:21:49,736 --> 01:21:52,905 You called about a computer chip in a remote-control car? 859 01:21:53,448 --> 01:21:54,282 No. 860 01:21:54,532 --> 01:21:58,995 Oh, God. It's Alex. It's my other son. What's happened? 861 01:21:59,454 --> 01:22:00,705 He may be in danger. 862 01:22:03,124 --> 01:22:04,917 He's not here. He's at home. 863 01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:06,335 Let's move. 864 01:22:06,586 --> 01:22:08,379 Why is he in danger? 865 01:22:09,881 --> 01:22:11,758 She asked you a question, sir. 866 01:22:13,509 --> 01:22:15,261 I'm not at liberty to discuss it. 867 01:22:18,639 --> 01:22:21,934 The "it" you're referring to is my little brother. 868 01:22:30,401 --> 01:22:32,737 He intercepted a top-secret electronic device... 869 01:22:32,987 --> 01:22:34,947 ...stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor... 870 01:22:35,198 --> 01:22:39,619 ...by criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization. 871 01:22:52,632 --> 01:22:54,717 Mr. Jernigan, come here. 872 01:23:07,438 --> 01:23:09,607 (SHOWER RUNNING) 873 01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:13,653 PARROT: Green-eyed lady, ocean lady 874 01:23:13,903 --> 01:23:17,657 Moving every breaking wave that comes 875 01:23:25,581 --> 01:23:27,375 Go, Doris, go! 876 01:23:40,888 --> 01:23:44,517 Green-eyed lady, ocean lady 877 01:23:44,767 --> 01:23:48,604 Moving every breaking wave that comes 878 01:23:49,147 --> 01:23:52,108 Green-eyed lady, lovely lady 879 01:23:52,358 --> 01:23:56,279 Strolling slowly towards the sun 880 01:24:00,324 --> 01:24:01,409 Sorry, Charlie. 881 01:24:03,953 --> 01:24:05,955 This just ain't your day. 882 01:24:08,624 --> 01:24:10,543 (INFLATES) 883 01:24:11,210 --> 01:24:12,462 (TO Y MONKEY SQUEAKS) 884 01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:15,506 Shut up. 885 01:24:19,677 --> 01:24:20,636 (SCREAMS) 886 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,681 - What? - Don't move. 887 01:24:25,224 --> 01:24:26,100 Alice? 888 01:24:26,684 --> 01:24:28,102 Don't... 889 01:24:28,352 --> 01:24:29,604 ...move. - Alice? 890 01:24:32,315 --> 01:24:33,483 What? 891 01:24:33,691 --> 01:24:35,777 - Alice? - Shh. 892 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:37,195 Alice? 893 01:24:38,738 --> 01:24:40,364 (HIGH PITCH SCREAM) 894 01:24:43,159 --> 01:24:44,494 Excellent. 895 01:24:44,786 --> 01:24:45,870 PARROT: Run, shorty, run! 896 01:24:46,079 --> 01:24:47,080 Come on, Doris. 897 01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:48,790 The kid! 898 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,541 Doris, come on! 899 01:24:51,959 --> 01:24:53,044 You little brat! 900 01:24:53,294 --> 01:24:55,171 I got him! 901 01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:57,632 (GROAN) 902 01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:58,925 Whoa! 903 01:25:00,259 --> 01:25:01,177 Oh! 904 01:25:08,101 --> 01:25:08,935 (GRUNTS) 905 01:25:10,353 --> 01:25:13,147 You smacked my winkie. 906 01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:18,069 If you changed your shorts, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants! 907 01:25:22,573 --> 01:25:23,950 Scraggy little rug rat! 908 01:25:41,342 --> 01:25:42,760 ALICE: Where is he? 909 01:25:43,302 --> 01:25:45,012 Stay here, Doris. 910 01:25:46,305 --> 01:25:47,140 (SQUEAKS) 911 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:50,893 Yikes. 912 01:25:59,694 --> 01:26:01,362 (TO Y ROBOT SOUNDS) 913 01:26:12,248 --> 01:26:16,085 He's been watching us the whole time. He had a camera on us. 914 01:26:19,005 --> 01:26:23,176 You won't find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckleheads! 915 01:26:23,468 --> 01:26:25,053 GROUP: He's outside. 916 01:26:31,267 --> 01:26:33,394 Recognize this? 917 01:26:36,355 --> 01:26:38,024 How'd he get outside? 918 01:26:38,274 --> 01:26:40,026 ALICE: The same way you will. 919 01:26:40,234 --> 01:26:42,153 - How? - Jump! Go! 920 01:26:42,361 --> 01:26:43,196 Don't push. 921 01:26:43,488 --> 01:26:45,740 ALICE: You're jumping onto a trampoline. 922 01:26:45,990 --> 01:26:47,784 UNGER: I presume you won't be joining us? 923 01:26:48,034 --> 01:26:50,703 - No, I'll be covering you. Go! UNGER: How comforting. 924 01:26:52,997 --> 01:26:54,457 JERNIGAN: He's getting away! 925 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,293 UNGER: This is a snap. 926 01:26:58,294 --> 01:26:59,420 This is a snap. 927 01:26:59,670 --> 01:27:00,546 Go! 928 01:27:02,090 --> 01:27:03,841 (SCREAM) 929 01:27:13,351 --> 01:27:14,185 Huh? 930 01:27:18,398 --> 01:27:20,316 (SCREAM) 931 01:27:21,442 --> 01:27:22,860 JERNIGAN AND UNGER: Cold. Very cold. 932 01:27:23,069 --> 01:27:26,989 (YELL AND COUGH) 933 01:27:31,452 --> 01:27:33,079 (YELP AND SHIVER) 934 01:27:43,756 --> 01:27:45,591 Of course. 935 01:27:52,306 --> 01:27:55,351 Here I come, you little brat. 936 01:27:56,686 --> 01:27:58,438 (SCREAMS) 937 01:28:02,316 --> 01:28:03,443 Ouch. 938 01:28:10,616 --> 01:28:12,243 Mrs. Hess! 939 01:28:17,498 --> 01:28:19,333 Mrs. Hess. 940 01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:24,130 Mrs. Hess? 941 01:28:29,343 --> 01:28:32,138 You're okay. I'm here now. 942 01:28:47,570 --> 01:28:49,614 (CURTAIN ROD CLINKS) 943 01:29:01,459 --> 01:29:02,877 Well... 944 01:29:04,253 --> 01:29:05,838 ...it's Alex, isn't it? 945 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,052 Today you learn something. 946 01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:14,555 There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen. 947 01:29:15,014 --> 01:29:18,935 In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you stepped into one of my traps. 948 01:29:30,655 --> 01:29:33,533 (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 949 01:29:34,575 --> 01:29:38,204 Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold. 950 01:29:42,959 --> 01:29:44,460 Please? 951 01:29:52,218 --> 01:29:53,720 Give me the chip. 952 01:29:53,970 --> 01:29:56,180 It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours. 953 01:30:00,143 --> 01:30:03,730 The chip, son. Give me the chip. 954 01:30:05,189 --> 01:30:08,192 - That doesn't belong to you either. - What? 955 01:30:08,443 --> 01:30:10,153 That's not your gun. 956 01:30:15,032 --> 01:30:17,994 This is your gun. 957 01:30:23,082 --> 01:30:24,876 - Ha! - Huh! 958 01:30:26,210 --> 01:30:27,795 Gotcha! 959 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:35,928 - Here, sit down, Mrs. Hess. - Thank you, Alex. 960 01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:41,851 These are times that call for soup. Any favorites? 961 01:30:42,101 --> 01:30:44,312 Thank you. I'm fine. 962 01:30:45,688 --> 01:30:47,106 You know, Mrs. Hess... 963 01:30:47,398 --> 01:30:51,611 ...it's really cold outside. You're a pretty tough old bird. 964 01:30:53,946 --> 01:30:57,158 And you're a very sweet young man. 965 01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,411 I just never took the time to notice. 966 01:31:00,995 --> 01:31:03,122 You're not alone in that. 967 01:31:15,093 --> 01:31:16,260 (POLICE SIRENS WAIL) 968 01:31:47,917 --> 01:31:49,127 Wow! 969 01:31:52,839 --> 01:31:54,757 Johnson, Williams. Go around back. 970 01:32:00,596 --> 01:32:01,848 Freeze! 971 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,436 You gotta be kidding. 972 01:32:12,734 --> 01:32:13,943 Alex. 973 01:32:18,406 --> 01:32:19,991 Mom! 974 01:32:41,888 --> 01:32:44,474 You're kissing me in front of the cops. 975 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:47,894 Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry. 976 01:32:49,395 --> 01:32:51,689 I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you. 977 01:32:52,106 --> 01:32:54,609 This is very cool. 978 01:32:54,817 --> 01:32:56,694 Bud, you're a hero. 979 01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:00,490 - Are you Alex? - Yeah. 980 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:02,617 Agent Stuckey, FBI. 981 01:33:03,868 --> 01:33:05,453 Here's the chip. 982 01:33:06,746 --> 01:33:09,082 There's a senior citizen across the street... 983 01:33:09,374 --> 01:33:12,168 ...who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. 984 01:33:12,418 --> 01:33:15,088 There's two in our pool and one in our basement. 985 01:33:15,630 --> 01:33:17,340 The other one's gone. 986 01:33:22,929 --> 01:33:24,305 Is this him? 987 01:33:25,932 --> 01:33:26,766 Yep. 988 01:33:29,185 --> 01:33:31,938 Seven years, I've been after this guy. 989 01:33:32,897 --> 01:33:35,274 He always manages to slip away. 990 01:33:38,277 --> 01:33:39,529 Thanks. 991 01:33:44,742 --> 01:33:46,869 - It's just the three. - Where's your boss? 992 01:33:48,579 --> 01:33:51,582 - Get them out of here! - Yes, sir. Let's go, popsicle. 993 01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:53,209 Come on. 994 01:33:57,255 --> 01:33:59,882 (PARROT SQUAWKS) 995 01:34:05,888 --> 01:34:08,850 Lucy, I'm home! 996 01:34:10,184 --> 01:34:12,812 What's on your mind, monkey butt? 997 01:34:13,229 --> 01:34:15,440 Bad, bad, Leroy Brown 998 01:34:26,159 --> 01:34:29,078 Houston, we have a problem. 999 01:34:29,579 --> 01:34:30,788 Counting down in... 1000 01:34:30,997 --> 01:34:35,668 ...five, four, three, two... 1001 01:34:35,918 --> 01:34:36,878 Take it. 1002 01:34:37,462 --> 01:34:38,504 Double or nothing. 1003 01:34:39,255 --> 01:34:41,049 I only have one. 1004 01:34:43,551 --> 01:34:45,553 We have ignition. 1005 01:34:49,724 --> 01:34:51,059 It's showtime! 1006 01:34:51,893 --> 01:34:53,227 (FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING) 1007 01:35:05,948 --> 01:35:09,160 I'll be there in just a minute. Okay, bye. 1008 01:35:09,410 --> 01:35:12,622 It's the Tudor with the Christmas lights in the driveway... 1009 01:35:12,830 --> 01:35:14,832 ...that hasn't been shoveled. 1010 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:16,459 That one, right there. 1011 01:35:17,126 --> 01:35:17,960 Oh. 1012 01:35:21,172 --> 01:35:22,256 Oh. 1013 01:35:22,465 --> 01:35:25,176 (HAMMERING) 1014 01:35:27,261 --> 01:35:29,180 Have you ever had the chickenpox? 1015 01:35:29,430 --> 01:35:34,352 I had the chickenpox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House. 1016 01:35:35,228 --> 01:35:36,270 Hello. 1017 01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:38,314 GROUP: Hello. 1018 01:35:38,815 --> 01:35:39,941 Dad! 1019 01:35:41,484 --> 01:35:43,361 Hey, come here. 1020 01:35:47,865 --> 01:35:51,119 Let's see. You don't look any worse for the wear. 1021 01:35:51,369 --> 01:35:52,829 They couldn't touch me. 1022 01:35:53,079 --> 01:35:56,499 The computer company with the boosted chip is giving Alex a reward. 1023 01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:59,502 It's a six-figure sum, which is extremely cool. 1024 01:36:01,129 --> 01:36:02,964 So did you bring me anything? 1025 01:36:03,589 --> 01:36:05,717 As a matter of fact, I did. 1026 01:36:06,634 --> 01:36:07,719 Come here. 1027 01:36:10,221 --> 01:36:11,681 Think you can drive that? 1028 01:36:11,931 --> 01:36:14,183 I think we can handle it. 1029 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,103 Gentlemen, start your engines. 1030 01:36:17,353 --> 01:36:18,980 360! 360! 1031 01:36:22,734 --> 01:36:23,985 Rat overboard! 1032 01:36:26,112 --> 01:36:27,530 Say cheese. 69328

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