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Wow!

What do you think?

You look so good baby.

Okay, now are you ready to try to

play the game?

It would be my honor.

Let's make a baby.

It's fine, really.

I'm so sorry.

This is super embarrassing.

I'm really really sorry.

Something's seriously wrong.

I think I got to work or something.

Honey, I don't like myself.

It's not that big of a deal.

Look, we can try again in another day.

Yeah, I hope so.

Yeah.

How about I go to somewhere?

Yeah, maybe there's something in the water that

could help.

You know, like the minerals will kind of

get me going.

Yeah.

So, thank you.

No, the minerals will kind of get me

going.

Thank you.

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Hey, Mom.

What's up?

Sweetie, what are you doing?

Come on, Mom.

You know what I'm doing.

What do you mean?

Come on, Mom.

I saw you outside of my room.

Oh, my God.

I'm inside of you.

Don't be sorry.

I'm into you.

Okay, don't say that.

I'm your mother.

You're my stepmother.

It's way different besides.

I can give you a dad kit.

What do you mean?

Come on.

I heard you guys talking last night.

I know you want a baby.

I know you want a baby.

Mom, all this commiss to you.

Oh.

I can't look at the others.

Oh, it'll be fine.

Wow.

Can I taste it?

Of course it's all yours, Mom.

Oh.

Oh.

Drink.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at losing.

I can't believe we're doing this.

It's quite a smoothie.

It creates highlights, isn't it?

No.

It's so fucking tempting.

No.

No.

No.

Oh, I love you.

This is so awkward.

Just for your side.

Yeah.

It's cute.

I don't know.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

I'm going to get Dad's home.

Are you serious?

You know what?

I think that I'm...

I think I should play time to have

him before we do this.

She's getting good.

So you're just going to be right here?

I'm good.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

So, honey, are you ready to be here?

It's not a blessing.

I feel like there's got to be a

better way to do this.

It's maybe like IVF or something.

Honey, this is how I want to do

this.

Look, it doesn't mean I don't love you.

It just means that our son is going

to be the one to make this dream

come true.

Dad, don't worry.

It's going to be just fine.

You know, one day we'll have a laugh

about this.

I hope you're right.

Right now, I want to cry.

But I love you and this is what

you want.

Then, okay.

Okay.

So...

Are you ready?

Oh.

Looks like you're ready.

Go in with me, Dad.

I'm not going anywhere.

I mean, I'm going to supervise this.

I will be here for the conception of

my child.

Dad, come on, so awkward.

It's awkward for me too, but I'm not

comfortable in the room.

If I'm not here, that's messed up.

Hey, Mom, if you want us to stay,

you enjoy the show, Dad.

You might not even be my son.

I'm starting.

This is great.

Maybe you will, Joe.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Let's do this one.

Yes, please.

You can't get pregnant through your mouth, sweetie.

I don't have to just worry about it.

We're enjoying ourselves a little bit.

Oh, fuck.

We're not great.

Mm-hmm.

It's alright.

I'm getting nice and loving.

It's alright in our mouth.

I don't know if I'll use that cup.

I can eat you, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Oh wow, look

at this.

It is cool.

Oh, there's a little one here.

Ooh, that's it.

That's it.

That's my boy.

No, no, no.

Good luck, ya kappa.

Mm, mmm.

Mm, mmm.

Oh, yeah.

This is a good kappa.

Mm, mmm.

Mm, mmm.

Mm, mmm.

Mm, mmm.

Mm, mmm.

There's all this really necessary, guys.

You know that role play is the most

important part of sex.

You don't have to get a whole lot

out of sex over there.

You remember to do it if you did.

That's your father.

Thanks, sweetie.

Hey guys, I'm supposed to be glad I

can't really see it from here.

Don't ask me that.

Just answer the question and see where you

are.

Be a man and find out for yourself.

All right.

Simple.

Oh, when is it time?

Oh, she looks wet.

Yeah, I don't know what she does.

Oh, yeah.

That's sad.

Oh, she looks good.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Oh, my fingers.

I'm only sitting down here.

This is me.

Oh my god, oh that feels so good.

Oh my gosh.

Tell me that he pushes away baby.

Then you feel like I'm having a shift

in the sun.

Ah, good.

It gets done just from bragging.

All right.

I need to be taught.

I need to be taught.

I need to do that.

I need to do that.

We'll take notes while you're sitting there.

I'm still your father.

All right.

You don't tell me.

Unless I ask.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you said it was so deep.

That's just fine.

That's it.

Just do that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so pretty.

I just need that.

Oh, did you get that hung on here?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's a good for real person.

Dad, you need to watch this.

You said you wanted to watch, watch.

I don't know.

You could make it on your father.

To be clear, I don't really want to

watch, I just want to be present.

Every stop.

Oh yes.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh yeah.

Oh!

I think we need to reassess the game

plan here.

We are barreling towards a loss as a

family.

What?

Get out of here.

Go to the living room.

I'm not going to go to the living

room.

You think I'm just going to go to

the fucking lobby when the baby is here?

I'm going to be here for every step

of the way, goddammit.

I didn't even know that I just wanted

another baby.

I do too.

That's why I agreed to this.

Yeah.

That's your turn.

Get out of here.

Don't touch him any longer.

I'm not going anywhere, right?

You better knock my fucking wife up.

Oh, shit.

Do you think that's for nothing?

I'm going to be so mad.

If you better, I'll put your fucking baby

here.

Do it!

I don't know how to blast it.

I'm fucking talking to you.

I don't know what's taking so long.

When I've been in there, ten pucks.

Max.

That's you.

That's why you're not going to fucking hit

it.

Quickly your face.

Make a laugh.

Do it.

Not yet.

You've got a problem.

Get your ass out of here, go.

Stop coming in here.

No.

Get your fucking wife in here.

You up.

You up.

You fucking up.

You fucking up.

You up.

You're lucky I fucked my back up in

space.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure you're all right.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's your back.

And my weakness.

And my penis.

I mean it's the best.

I think very adept at this.

Very nice.

Oh, yeah.

Ahhhh.

Let's do it.

Oh, my God.

I'm accept guilty.

Yes.

Ooh.

Oh, Colorado, you got me?

Mm-hmm.

I...

Oh, that's something, huh?

Yeah, that's something.

It's not gonna be fair.

Mm.

I think I like that.

Come on.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh yeah.

It's right there.

That was a lot of my constellies.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Oh, that's my boy.

That's my boy.

That's my buddy.

Love you.

Please.

Oh.

Oh.

That's my name.

That's my name.

That's your name, fucking.

So fucking dead.

This is like fucking fucking cool, kinda.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

that's it, okay, unless I use MX, MX

that it looks sort of deep inside one,

whatsoever for me, mmm, maybe if I want

to tell you what, that's how you impregnate

Juan.

Juan?

what's wrong with you?hawk of yours?

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes!

oh, oh, yes yes, that's it.

oh, oh, oh.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god.

Nice.

Nice.

Oh.

Nice.

Oh my god.

Nice.

Oh my god.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Oh my god.

You know what it's like to have to

get up, nigga, it's good.

It feels so good.

Nice.

Nice.

We have to take care of it!

Ohh.

Oh, she had girls.

Mmhmm.

Look at that.

That's one of those.

Oh, she's running out of me.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, we'll get our ass close.

Yeah, that's a feeling.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Mmm, oh shit.

This is my baby- Yes.

Maybe, Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

He's got that on the phone.

He's got that on the phone.

He's coming and you think.

He's coming and making sure he's still chilling.

Fuck, yes.

Oh shit.

You know what I said?

So I got to go?

It's so fucking deep.

Oh, and that's it.

I'm just a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful woman.

Not exactly what I envisioned.

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I'm gonna knock in this one with my

baby.

Oh, it's a dick?

Shit.

It's a lie.

Oh, fuck, he has nothing else again.

You like that?

She's lying like her sister's no freak.

Baby.

baby

and then system of things.

Maybe it's a beautiful experience, do you know

how to see this?

We're telling everyone out of the box, okay?

The truth never leaves this room.

Oh, good.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Don't fucking do.

Don't fucking do.

Don't.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

Oh, no.

That's it.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

It's you.

What

do

you fucking mean?

This isn't the one of the best way

to get pregnant, you know?

This isn't the best way to get pregnant,

that's good.

Yes, that's it baby.

I want you to come here.

It was slightly so bad.

I don't know what you were talking about.

Okay, can you do that for Mommy?

Can you invite me, Mommy, please?

I want you to come for me first.

Yeah.

You want me to come first?

Yeah.

You want me to go down?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

You want me to start?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Yes.

That's it baby.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

Yeah, that's it.

Nobody's so difficult.

I was like, oh, God, you don't feel

good.

Get it.

Somebody come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

I mean, I said, I think I'm coming.

Somebody come here.

Somebody come here.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

You want me to do that for you?

I've never heard that noise.

Are you okay?

Oh.

She's more than a good person.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, I'm so ahead.

Shit.

It's not up.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

This is it, baby.

This is it.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

This is it.

Oh, my God.

You think you can help others.

This is it.

Oh.

Oh my God.

How are you doing?

Oh, son, you're such a baby.

What's that?

Oh, I'm here.

That's you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's just a baby.

Who knows?

I said, can you tell me.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

See, what's it's all about?

I'm filming.

I'm filming.

Someone's up here, fucking c'mon please.

I'm leaving.

Yes, sir.

I'm leaving.

Yes, sir.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

No, no.

You have to come and say to me.

Why?

I don't know.

You know, I mean...

I don't know.

I don't know if you may be there

now.

What?

What are you doing?

I do something.

Say something, anything.

No.

I'm here to come.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What were you laughing with me, Mommy?

It's a pussy.

You're a personal female.

Mommy?

Mommy?

It's like you were a butt-high-pussie.

What are you doing?

That's what you really get on this, Taze.

Don't fucking hurt you.

You guys are supposed to come inside me.

Oh, sorry guys.

I just wasn't ready to be a dad

yet.

What?

He's like, you're grounded.

You're grounded.

Are you serious?

He's like a military school.

Look at that guy!

I need to talk to you like this.

What are you telling me to do?

Can you scoop it inside me?

Does anything work?

I don't know.

It's worth a shot.

I don't know.

Maybe we should just try another day.

All right, that's for dinner.