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OKAY, MA, HERE YOU GO.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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OH!
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THIS ONE'S FROM
ME, ROBERT, AND DAD.
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OH, A PRESENT FROM
MY SWEET SWEET BOYS.
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AND FRANK.
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(gasps)
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OH!
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MY MOTHER HAD
FIGURINES LIKE THESE
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AND I USED TO STARE AT THEM,
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HOPING THAT MAYBE WHEN I GREW UP
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THEY COULD BE MINE.
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BUT ONE DAY THEY ALL BROKE.
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MY MOTHER FELL INTO THEM
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WHEN I TOLD HER I
WAS MARRYING FRANK.
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BUT NOW I HAVE MY VERY OWN SET.
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OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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- AH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
- OH, THANK YOU.
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COME HERE, FRANK.
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LET'S NOT RUIN THE MOMENT.
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OH MY...
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YOU SPENT SO MUCH.
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MA, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT $240?
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THOSE THINGS COST $240?
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IT'S FINE, ROBERT.
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NO NO NO. WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
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HOW COME YOU TOLD ME AND DAD
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THAT WE ONLY HAD
TO PAY $30 EACH,
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WHILE YOU PAID ONE-100...
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WHILE YOU PAID THE REST?
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ROBERT,
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YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T
CARE WHO PAID WHAT.
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SIT DOWN.
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FRANK, YOU ONLY PAID $30...
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AND RAYMOND PAID 180?
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180! YES!
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I JUST PAID WHAT RAY TOLD ME TO.
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SKIMPING ON YOUR
WIFE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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MY MOTHER WAS
RIGHT TO FALL DOWN.
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SO YOU HAD TO PAY
MORE THAN US, HUH?
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YOU HAD TO HOG ALL
THE GLORY. GLORY HOG!
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NO, IT JUST...
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I CAN AFFORD IT, OKAY?
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I'M DOING GOOD. THAT'S ALL.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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"I'M DOING GOOD. THAT'S
ALL. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
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YOU JUST HAD TO
SHOW ME UP, RIGHT?!
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THANKS A LOT, RAY.
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I'M PAYING ONE-THIRD, OKAY?
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SO I OWE...
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80.
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80. YES, 80.
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ALL RIGHT, JUST CALM DOWN.
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NO. I ALREADY
PAID 30, SO I OWE...
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50.
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I KNOW... 50!
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FINE. PAY ME WHATEVER.
JUST STOP BEING A JERK.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
THESE FIGURINES BACK.
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THEY SHOULD BE IN A HAPPY HOME.
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NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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'CAUSE EVERY TIME I
LOOK AT THEM NOW,
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I'LL THINK OF YOU BOYS FIGHTING.
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TAKE THEM BACK.
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COME ON, MA, I'M NOT
TAKING THEM BACK.
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TAKE THEM BACK. THEY'RE TAINTED.
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I'M NOT TAKING THEM BACK!
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YOU'RE KEEPING 'EM AND
YOU'RE GONNA CHERISH 'EM!
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I SPENT WEEKS TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT TO GET YOU! WEEKS!
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AND THEN I REMEMBERED YOU TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MOM AND HER FIGURINES.
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YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE
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THAT I GOT THE SAME EXACT ONES?
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I REMEMBERED!
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THEN I WENT TO EVERY
ANTIQUE SHOP IN THE CITY
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UNTIL I FOUND THE
LITTLE BASTARDS!
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I DIDN'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS
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BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
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AND THEN YOU'RE TELLING
ME TO TAKE 'EM BACK?!
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I WON'T!
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I JUST WON'T DO IT.
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SO YOU TWO DIDN'T EVEN
HELP PICK THEM OUT?
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NO NO, I-I HELPED.
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I WRAPPED IT.
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DON'T LIE, ROBBIE.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU
CAN'T WORK A TAPE DISPENSER
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WITH YOUR GIANT FINGERS.
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NICE JOB, RAY.
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LETTING HER KNOW YOU
PAID MORE WASN'T ENOUGH?
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IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN
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TO FIND THE GLORY
AND THEN HOG IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY
I BOUGHT THE DAMN THINGS.
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WELL, I'M SORRY MY BIRTHDAY
WAS AN INCONVENIENCE.
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- NO, MA, I DIDN'T MEAN...
- YOU TAKE THEM BACK. I CAN'T LOOK AT THEM!
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WELL, RAYMOND,
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NICE GOING.
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YOU RUINED THAT
OLD CROW'S BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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I TRY TO DO SOMETHING
NICE AND THOUGHTFUL,
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AND IT'S LIKE I KILLED
MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY.
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YEP.
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VERY VERY THOUGHTFUL.
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- WHAT?
- HMM?
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NOTHING.
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NO. I GUESS I WAS JUST SURPRISED
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AT HOW THOUGHTFUL
YOUR MOM'S GIFT WAS.
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BUT I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
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BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS
PUT A LOT OF EFFORT
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INTO THE THINGS THAT YOU BUY...
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FOR HER.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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NO. NO, RAY. I THINK IT'S GREAT
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THAT YOU GOT YOUR
MOM SOMETHING NICE.
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I DO.
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I JUST SOMETIMES
WONDER WHY YOU DON'T
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PUT THE SAME THOUGHT INTO
THE THINGS YOU GET FOR ME,
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BUT IT'S OKAY.
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I DON'T CARE. IT'S
NOT A BIG DEAL.
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I'M NOT MAD.
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RAY?
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RAY?
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- (snores)
- RAY?!
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OW! WHAT?!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WEREN'T MAD!
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I'M NOT!
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I'VE GOTTEN YOU PLENTY
OF THOUGHTFUL STUFF.
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HUH? YOU'RE NOT
MAKING ANY SENSE.
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MAYBE YOU'RE DELIRIOUS
FROM LACK OF SEX.
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YOU MOSTLY GET
ME GIFT CERTIFICATES
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AND BACK-RUB I.O.U.S
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OR STUFF THAT I'VE HAD
TO HINT THAT I WANTED,
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LIKE-LIKE THESE
PAJAMAS, FOR INSTANCE.
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YOU NEVER HINTED
ABOUT THOSE PAJAMAS.
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I GAVE YOU THE COLOR, THE
SIZE, DIRECTIONS TO THE STORE,
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DIRECTIONS FROM THE
FRONT OF THE STORE
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TO THE PAJAMA DEPARTMENT.
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I STILL HAD TO RETURN THEM
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'CAUSE YOU GOT THE WRONG ONES!
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SEE, IF YOU SLEEP NAKED,
WE DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
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COME ON, LOOK.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE, LIKE, DYING
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FOR SOMETHING SUPER THOUGHTFUL.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WANT
TO GET ME THOUGHTFUL THINGS.
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COME ON!
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I HAVE TO RETURN THESE.
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UGH... (chuckles)
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WHAT?
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NOTHING. IT'S...
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I CAN'T WIN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
ARGUING ABOUT THIS
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WHEN I HAPPEN TO HAVE
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A PRETTY GOOD CHRISTMAS
GIFT FOR YOU THIS YEAR.
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- HUH.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T BLAME YOU IF
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
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BUT... I DO. I REALLY DO.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO,
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YOU AND I WERE DOIN'
SOMETHING A FEW WEEKS AGO,
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AND IT GOT ME TO THINKING...
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WHATEVER. JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
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WHAT?
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WHAT WERE WE DOING?
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WE WERE IN THE CITY,
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AND WE WERE WALKING,
AND YOU SAW SOMETHING,
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AND YOU SAID, "OH MY GOD."
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YEAH?
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YEAH...
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AND MAYBE I BOUGHT
YOU SOMETHING.
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WHAT IS IT?
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YOU'LL SEE IT. YOU'LL
SEE IT AT CHRISTMAS,
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AND... LET'S HOPE YOU
FIND IT THOUGHTFUL.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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I'M SORRY, RAY.
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IT'S OKAY.
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(laughs)
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(doorbell rings)
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- RAY! HI!
- HEY!
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HI, AMY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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THOUGHT I'D POP IN AND
SAY, "HOWDY-DOODLE."
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"HOWDY-DOODLE"?
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WHAT ARE YOU,
HITTIN' THE EGGNOG?
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STOP, ROBERT. COME ON IN, RAY.
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OKAY. THANK YOU.
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SO... BOY!
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'TIS THE SEASON, HUH?
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ONLY TWO SHOPPING
DAYS LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS.
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EVERYBODY'S ALL HOLLY
AND JOLLY AND BUYIN' STUFF.
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YOU BUYING ANY GIFTS
THIS SEASON, AMY?
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OH, YEAH. I LOVE SHOPPING.
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I'VE GOT ONE MORE THING
TO GET MY UNCLE JEFF,
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AND SINCE HE JUST RETIRED...
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THAT'S GREAT.
LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN...
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I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING
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REALLY SPECIAL FOR
DEBRA THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW?
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'CAUSE... SHE'S JUST SO GREAT.
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OH, I KNOW...
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DEBRA LOVES PAJAMAS.
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NO! NAH!
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NO PAJAMAS.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GET OUT!
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I JUST WANT TO GET HER
SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL.
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YOU KNOW? SOMETHING THAT SAYS,
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"DEBRA... YOU MEAN
SO MUCH TO ME,
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AND THIS GIFT MAKES
ME THINK OF YOU."
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SO WHAT DO YA GOT?
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ALL RIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
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A FEW WEEKS AGO,
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HE GOT MY MOM SOMETHING
THOUGHTFUL FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
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NOW I BET HE HAS TO GET DEBRA
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A GIFT OF EQUAL OR
GREATER THOUGHT.
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YOU'RE VERY THOUGHTFUL, RAY.
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YOU SHOULD TRUST
YOUR OWN INSTINCTS.
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YEAH? 'CAUSE I DID
THINK OF SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW HOW
DEBRA'S ALWAYS SAYING
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SHE'S ALWAYS COLD?
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SO I THOUGHT, "WHAT IF I
GET HER THIS REALLY GREAT,
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TOP-OF-THE-LINE, PRIMO...
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SPACE HEATER?"
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TOP-OF-THE-LINE!
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FOUR SETTINGS...
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LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH...
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OFF.
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RAYMOND, HAVE YOU
EVER EVEN MET YOUR WIFE?
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER?
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I KNOW SHE GETS CHILLY.
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HOW 'BOUT SOMETHING LIKE,
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SHE SPENT ALL HER
SUMMERS AS A KID
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UP AT LAKE, UH...
SAUGATUCK, RIGHT?
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UP IN CONNECTICUT?
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LAKE WHO?
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LAKE SAUGATUCK.
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SO YOU GET HER A PAINTING
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OR A NICE PHOTOGRAPH
OF LAKE SAUGATUCK.
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OR SHE LIKES
CRAFTSMAN FURNITURE,
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OR SHE'S ALWAYS
MENTIONING HOW SHE WISHED
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SHE HAD MORE TIME TO
SPEND IN THE GARDEN.
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SO YOU GET HER
THE THINGS WITH...
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WAIT WAIT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
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OKAY, THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
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A FIRST EDITION OF "TO
KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."
244
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SHE DID HER
COLLEGE THESIS ON IT.
245
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,902
IT'S HER FAVORITE BOOK. I'M
TELLING YOU, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
246
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,440
SO NOT A SPACE HEATER?
247
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,075
NO!
248
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,177
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD,"
FIRST EDITION.
249
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,879
SHE WOULD LOVE THAT, RAY.
250
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,246
IT'S VERY NICE, ROBERT.
251
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,348
OKAY, YEAH.
252
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,317
I WAS THINKING OF
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, TOO.
253
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,884
YEAH.
254
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,687
I MEAN, THAT OR THE SPACE
HEATER. WHATEVER'S BETTER.
255
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,322
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL
PERSON. GET OUT!
256
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,424
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
- BYE, RAY.
257
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,593
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
258
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,796
"ONE FLEW OVER
THE CUCKOO'S NEST"?
259
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,247
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD"!
260
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,982
TAKE A CLASS!
261
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:32,434
RIGHT, RIGHT! HA
HA. "CUCKOO'S NEST."
262
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,591
I KNEW IT WAS A BIRD BOOK.
263
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,665
NOW, WHERE WERE WE
BEFORE THE MONKEY CAME IN?
264
00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:47,450
(kids yelling)
265
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,052
HEY! CALM DOWN!
266
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,153
HEY!
267
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,488
BE QUIET, FRANK.
268
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,541
THEY JUST OPENED THEIR
PRESENTS. THEY'RE EXCITED.
269
00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:57,543
THEY NEED TO LEARN THE
TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS...
270
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,934
GRANDPA WANTS QUIET!
271
00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:03,565
OKAY, DEB.
272
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,634
HERE YOU GO.
273
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,791
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
274
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:18,263
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."
275
00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:20,132
YEAH, IT'S ONE OF
THOSE FIRST EDITIONS.
276
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,923
YEAH, I KNOW.
277
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,259
THIS IS...
278
00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:28,228
THIS IS SO GREAT.
279
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,176
OH...
280
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,546
I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
281
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,948
HOW DID YOU...
282
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,872
OH, I LOVE YOU.
283
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:42,104
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
284
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,928
I KILLED A BIRD ONCE.
285
00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:57,470
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, RAY,
286
00:12:57,494 --> 00:12:59,739
WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT
SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL FOR ME,
287
00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:01,674
I DIDN'T TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU.
288
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,809
I'M SO SORRY.
289
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,209
IT'S OKAY.
290
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:08,881
SEEING YOUR FACE NOW,
THAT'S LIKE YOUR GIFT TO ME.
291
00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:10,854
OH!
292
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,596
AHEM! SO UM...
293
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,530
HARPER LEE WON THE
PULITZER PRIZE FOR THAT,
294
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,232
DIDN'T SHE, DEB?
295
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:27,733
YEAH.
296
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:30,969
OH GOD, THIS IS SO
WONDERFUL, RAY.
297
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:32,188
FRANK,
298
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,655
WHY CAN'T YOU PUT A
LITTLE MORE THOUGHT
299
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,191
INTO WHAT YOU GOT ME?
300
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,793
SLIPPERS ARE VERY THOUGHTFUL.
301
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,896
EVERY DAY, I SEE YOUR FEET
WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED,
302
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,900
SO I THOUGHT AND I THOUGHT...
303
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,103
AND I THOUGHT...
304
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,795
"WHAT CAN I GET TO
COVER UP THOSE THINGS?"
305
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,215
YOU KNOW, RAY...
306
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,351
WHAT WAS IT THAT WE WERE
307
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,952
DOING IN THE CITY
THAT REMINDED YOU
308
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,736
OF "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD"?
309
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,692
WHAT?
310
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,059
REMEMBER?
311
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,828
REMEMBER, YOU SAID,
"WE WERE IN THE CITY,"
312
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,914
AND I SAID, "OH MY
GOD!" WHAT WAS THAT?
313
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,816
RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL...
314
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,219
WE WERE IN THE CITY,
AND YOU SAID, "OH MY GOD,"
315
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:24,189
BECAUSE... OF ALL THE PIGEONS...
316
00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:28,126
THAT THERE WERE
THAT DAY IN THE CITY.
317
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:32,431
AND I THOUGHT,
"PIGEONS... BIRDS...
318
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,535
OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER...
319
00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:39,405
FLOCK, MOCK-ING BIRD..."
320
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,028
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
321
00:14:46,503 --> 00:14:48,481
OH, WOW!
322
00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:50,037
WOW!
323
00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,587
I KNOW, RIGHT?
324
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:57,373
IT'S FUNNY HOW THE
MIND WORKS, ISN'T IT?
325
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,993
SO, UH, YOU DID YOUR THESIS
ON "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD,"
326
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,427
DIDN'T YOU, DEB?
327
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,996
- NEED SOME MORE
COFFEE, SWEETIE?
- DEB?
328
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,333
YEAH, OKAY. SURE.
TWO SUGARS, SUGAR.
329
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:08,900
NO, I'LL GET IT.
330
00:15:08,924 --> 00:15:10,001
I'LL COME WITH YOU.
331
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:11,236
DID YOUR THESIS...
332
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,404
OF THE "MOCK"...
333
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,673
HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
334
00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:16,141
I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT
THE KIDS TO BED TONIGHT
335
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,298
SO I CAN START READING.
336
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,534
(sighs)
337
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,437
SO DID YOU START
YOUR BOOK LAST NIGHT?
338
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,573
NOPE. DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO.
339
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,763
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T.
340
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,944
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
341
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,329
- HEY.
- HI.
342
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,531
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
343
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:39,731
MERRY CHRISTMAS. HI.
344
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:43,401
WE JUST CAME FROM
ACROSS THE STREET.
345
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,420
IT'S NOT THE HOLIDAYS
UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN FRANK
346
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,484
IN HIS SANTA-FACE UNDERWEAR.
347
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,628
DID YOU SEE WHAT MY
HANDSOME HUSBAND GAVE ME?
348
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,097
FIRST EDITION, "TO
KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."
349
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,066
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BOOK!
350
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,101
HEY, GREAT GIFT.
351
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,337
I KNOW. I LOVE THIS.
352
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,272
OH, IT WAS SO NICE.
353
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,340
LOOK, I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
354
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,126
DON'T BE MODEST. YOU GAVE
ME THE PERFECT PRESENT.
355
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,729
I ALMOST WENT
WITH ANOTHER IDEA...
356
00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:11,719
SOMETHING FROM LAKE SAUGATUCK.
357
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,402
LAKE SAUGATUCK?
358
00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:18,838
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVEN
MENTIONED THAT IN 10 YEARS.
359
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,589
I GUESS I REMEMBERED IT
360
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,359
'CAUSE I KNEW HOW
IMPORTANT IT WAS TO YOU.
361
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,749
OH!
362
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:29,148
ISN'T HE TOO MUCH, HUH?
363
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,771
IT WAS ME!
364
00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:36,455
WHAT?
365
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,857
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH ME!
366
00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:39,925
I TOLD HIM TO GET YOU THAT BOOK!
367
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:42,094
IT WAS MY IDEA, NOT RAYMOND'S!
368
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,230
ME, MINE, ALL ME!
369
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,564
ROBERT...
370
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,766
OH, YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD
OF "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD"!
371
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,934
OH YES, I DID!
372
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,036
YOU NEVER READ THE BOOK,
YOU NEVER SAW THE MOVIE!
373
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:54,072
I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT IT!
374
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,708
HUH? WHO'S THE STAR
OF THE MOVIE, RAYMOND?
375
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:56,709
WHAT IS THE DIFF...
376
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:57,809
GREGORY PECK!
377
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,578
GREGORY PECK!
378
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,347
HE PLAYED ATTICUS
FINCH! GREGORY PECK!
379
00:17:01,371 --> 00:17:03,115
(imitating) "ALL RIGHT, SCOUT,
380
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:04,650
STEP ASIDE WHILE I
SHOOT THIS RABID DOG."
381
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,585
HE WON THE OSCAR IN 1962!
382
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,576
YOU MORON!
383
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,200
WHAT'S THIS GUY TALKIN' ABOUT?
384
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,066
SO YOU TOOK CREDIT
FOR ROBERT'S IDEA?
385
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,502
YOU MADE UP THAT
WHOLE CITY THING?
386
00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:25,170
YOU LIED TO ME?
387
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:27,328
YES YES AND YES.
388
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,410
ROBERT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
389
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:32,711
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
390
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,412
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT
DEBRA KNOWS
391
00:17:34,436 --> 00:17:36,381
THAT THE BOOK WAS YOUR IDEA?
392
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:37,482
BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH!
393
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,151
RAYMOND'S A GLORY HOG.
394
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,219
HE DID IT TO MA, AND NOW
HE'S DOING IT TO DEBRA.
395
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:43,310
HE'S GOT TO BE STOPPED!
396
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,825
YOU KNOW, ROBERT...
397
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,261
I GOTTA SAY, THAT BOOK SEEMS
A LITTLE MORE THOUGHTFUL
398
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,563
THAN WHAT YOU GOT ME.
399
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:52,964
WHAT DID HE GET YOU?
400
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,722
TICKETS TO THE ICE CAPADES.
401
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,504
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
402
00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:02,195
THE ICE CAPADES IS 2
1/2 HOURS OF FROZEN FUN.
403
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,311
ICE CAPADES?
404
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,375
THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID
I SHOULD GET DEBRA.
405
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,729
THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S IDEA?
406
00:18:23,753 --> 00:18:27,721
FOR ME, YOU HAD TO
GO TO YOUR MOTHER?
407
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,836
MAN, THAT IS LAME.
408
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,772
I MEAN, RIGHT?
409
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,040
DON'T EVEN, RAY.
410
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,275
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS,
411
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:38,144
"WHAT SHOULD I GET FOR MY MOM?"
412
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:39,678
"YOU THINK MY
MOM WILL LIKE THIS?"
413
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,013
"WHY DON'T WE ASK MY MOM?"
414
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,047
MOM MOM
415
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:44,238
MOM MOM MOM!
416
00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:48,475
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
417
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:52,524
COME ON... DEBRA.
YOU GOT YOUR BOOK.
418
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,559
I GAVE IT TO YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
419
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,461
ISN'T IT THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS?
420
00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:58,480
BUT IT WASN'T YOUR
THOUGHT. IT WAS HIS.
421
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,349
YEAH! WHY DO YOU CARE
SO MUCH ABOUT HER GIFT?
422
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,168
I DON'T. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD.
423
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:06,037
- SORRY, MAN.
- IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
424
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,589
YOU KNOW, RAY,
425
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,558
I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER
GET ME ANOTHER GIFT AGAIN,
426
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,059
BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU DO,
427
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,395
IT JUST MAKES ME REALIZE
HOW LITTLE YOU CARE.
428
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,496
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RAY.
429
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,165
NOW YOU'RE BECOMING MY MOTHER.
430
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,588
WHAT?!
431
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,804
LET ME FINISH!
432
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,872
LOOK...
433
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,892
THE ONLY REASON I EVER PUT ANY
THOUGHT INTO MY MOTHER'S GIFT
434
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,694
- IS BECAUSE SHE'S, UH...
- MATERIALISTIC.
435
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:29,761
- NO.
- YES.
436
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:31,263
YES!
437
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,965
KITCHEN STUFF... THAT'S
ALL SHE CARES ABOUT.
438
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,467
I DON'T THINK OF YOU THAT WAY.
439
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:37,636
YOU ALWAYS USED TO SAY, "I
DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
440
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,538
AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL
HAPPY AND HEALTHY."
441
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:42,323
AND LOOK AT US... WE'RE
ALL HAPPY AND HEALTHY.
442
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,683
WE'RE ALL HEALTHY.
443
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,664
FOR NOW.
444
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,966
ISN'T THAT THE ONLY
THING THAT MATTERS?
445
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,068
I MEAN, COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
446
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,404
WHAT ABOUT JESUS? HUH?
447
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,674
YOU THINK HE CARED ABOUT
GETTIN' A BUNCH OF GIFTS
448
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,509
ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
449
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,335
RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM...
THAT'S ALL HE WANTED.
450
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,939
THAT'S TRUE. RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM.
451
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:13,472
LOOK, I'M SORRY I LIED. I...
452
00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:14,973
I LIED THAT NIGHT
453
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,508
ABOUT HAVING A
GREAT GIFT FOR YOU,
454
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,345
AND I LIED ABOUT COMING UP
WITH THE "CUCKOO-BIRD" BOOK
455
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:20,662
AND...
456
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,915
I KNOW I TOOK ALL
THE CREDIT FOR IT,
457
00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:27,374
BUT... AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THE ICE CAPADES!
458
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,660
I'M SORRY.
459
00:20:34,684 --> 00:20:36,594
I STINK AT THIS.
460
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:39,264
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I
DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
461
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,466
IN FACT...
462
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:45,492
I WOULDN'T LIE HALF
AS MUCH IF I DIDN'T.
463
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,194
HI, EVERYBODY.
464
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,812
- HEY!
- Amy: HEY, MARIE.
465
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,547
IT'S DECEMBER 26th.
466
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,582
IT'S TIME TO RETURN A
FEW OF THE GIFTS I GOT
467
00:20:57,606 --> 00:21:00,518
THAT WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT.
468
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:04,078
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING
THEY'D LIKE BROUGHT BACK?
469
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,080
NO. WE'RE FINE, MARIE.
470
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,250
YEAH. WE'RE VERY HAPPY.
471
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,553
GOOD. GREAT.
472
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,055
HEY, MARIE, ISN'T THAT
THE BOWL I GAVE YOU?
473
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,112
OKAY, THEN. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
474
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,356
(Christmas music playing)
475
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,241
YOU LIKE THIS?
476
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,177
SHH! HERE COMES SNOOPY.
477
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,100
- YAY!
- YAY!
478
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,820
(theme music playing)
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