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Welcome.
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Three steps.
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Stuff that you got to plan your Skype
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for. If you think there's, if there's a
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power cut for normal large go out and you
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have to rush out 'cause if the lights go
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out, I'm off like a rapid rate.
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3.
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1.
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And then the six steps, so
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lots of warm to Bridget.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Step.
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Right. So size at home.
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Triple that in life.
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I'm really pleased to meet you.
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************. Thank you.
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Hundreds of people in this.
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It's, you know, this is an audience
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show. You said it was
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just going to be a chat.
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People just kind of chat. This
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is a conference table.
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What is in this?
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I haven't got enough biscuits to goround.
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It's not going to work. We'll
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keep these these for ourselves or good
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idea, I'll hide them under the cushion so
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they can't see them.
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I'm fascinated.
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Bouncy bounces. This
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is about.
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Mr. Bean, I have a copy here of your
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diary. Why have you got a
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copy of my diary?Well,
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it's on sale.
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But that that's got all my private
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signal. Private. Yes.
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Well, I'm sorry. I've been looking
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through it and it's it's it's
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fascinating. I didn't realise that you
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had this talent for poetry, all of us.
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Just one of those things. But it is,
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it's, it's plenty. Would you would you
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care to read a little person? No, not
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really. Not really. No good at all. We
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like healing virtue.
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Alright, that one, yes.
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Everybody. Want to hear
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a poem?
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My poem.
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If I had a Newt. I'd
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have a pursuit.
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There are longer ones in there.
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I I personally would like to hear
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them. I think there's a talent there.
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Well, there's some. Well, this, well, she
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might know. I'm a tremendous fan of
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this lady here. Shirley Besson. Shirley
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Bassey. What she's doing in
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your garden. I've got a signed photograph
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to Mr Boone. Not Mr.
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Bean why she got it wrong unfortunately,
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but uh.
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I want to get back to this dark.
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I'm fascinated with this diary here
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because, I mean, it's 1993 and every day
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is already filled in, yes? Well, The
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thing is, I'm going to have a very
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busy year in 99 days, so I thought
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I'd fill it all in in advance. And
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then I don't have to bother with it next
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year. You say it's all going to be its
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sort of get it out the way. You see,
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actually most evenings are have my
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breakfast just before I go to bed. Yeah,
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and that's what it gets it out of the
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way. You know them until the next morning
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you can get up and you're out the house.
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Breakfast time required. Can I just
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pick out a few odd entries
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here?Happy the third.
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9:00 Ring gob.
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10:00 Ring gob. 11:00 Ring
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gob. 12:00 Ring gob. 1:00
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ring gob. Yep. And then the next
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day. There's 42 phone
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calls ring gob. Yeah, who's
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got?
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Well, she's a woman in my
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life.
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Irma Golem.
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Says Ring Gob.
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If you want do you have much?
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Spare time with ladies due to know about.
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Wow I don't know about women written.
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I've met a few women in my time
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and they're all very nice. My mother was
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a woman.
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And her mother before her was
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a woman grandmother. I'm not sure
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if she was a woman or
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not.
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I think it was a woman. Cub
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Jul I the 3rd 9:20 Go
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out 10 four come in 1024
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go out got 1210 come in
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145 go out 25 come in
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255 Goa 256 come in 257
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go out 450 come in. She
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got a busy diet.
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603 go out again. 643 forgot to
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come in again.
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Yes, I forgot to come in that time.
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Panic. I'm in again later. It
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says 7:00. Missed the programme, yes.
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El Dorado.
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And I thankfully come in again 728,
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but I've listed disappointment because I
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like the sunshine.
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Tell us about your hobbies then. What I
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mean apart from catching insects to do
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anything more physical?Are you out and
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about? Are you asking if I sort of, Well,
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I do some country dancing.
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Well, it's also about sort of thing. I
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mean, I, I can't read out. In fact, I've
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got a note. I made a very careful note.
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Of a step that the country dance teacher
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taught us this. Find it here, here, here
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it is, you see, And I had the feeling I
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wrote it all out.
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12.
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Really. It's coming.
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Sorry, I boring. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's fascinating.
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Law.
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Quite complicated, I'm sorry.
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Skip.
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Stop.
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