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okay and what a beautiful morning it is
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in downtown l.a and kim you're here with
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the traffic but before we do
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here's the big question for our
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listeners fifth caller will get free
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tickets to the katy perry concert
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here's the question what color dress was
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kim kardashian wearing at last night's
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award show
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fifth caller wins i'd like to win them
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myself
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well anyway kim do you have the traffic
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on hand
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yes i do bill and isn't the weather
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looking sunny and fantastic for this
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time of year
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there is rush hour traffic on the 101
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south and
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there does seem to be a fender bender
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but everything seems to go
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yeah but what does nike offer
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you're the best sports agent in the
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world
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yeah i'm headed to the airport right
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uh-huh as we speak
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hello hello
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joe okay i i hear you now
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do what turn all right i'm gonna radio
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now
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good morning everyone we have breaking
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news from downtown la
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we have several unconfirmed reports that
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several hundred people have vanished
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yes that's right have vanished
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throughout the city match to all known
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locations
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again very little is known at this
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again we interrupt this program with
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this breaking news story
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the city is in something of a panic
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right now we're getting news that
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massive traffic jams are everywhere
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the unimaginable has happened hundreds
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perhaps thousands of people have
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disappeared
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from the face of the earth
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what's going on i don't know i just
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heard on the news tons of people
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disappeared
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that's what i heard too
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this is ridiculous all four lanes are
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back but they're like emergency vehicles
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oiling
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they're seeing like millions have
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disappeared across the world
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i can't breathe look at all these stupid
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cars no one's going anywhere
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the rapture happened the rapture what is
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that
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you don't want to know lady you don't
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want to know
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are you afraid sorry are
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you afraid no
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why do you ask the bible you're reading
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it
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i always read it what's the point
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it was written
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it's all fabrication
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this
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stop
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hey
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yes
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ready
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in palermo
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is
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can't believe it bro first round of the
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chargers yeah yeah
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that was the last round so uh
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how much was that contract man i wasn't
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much
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yeah dude what you gonna do with all the
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money
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i don't know man i figured i'd give me a
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nice little spread
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cars
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hold on hold on what are you doing
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didn't you read the selling
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we ain't selling anything how did you
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get in here all right relax
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relax all right the door was open and no
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i didn't read the sign
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the door was closed it was open
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just put the bread on the counter
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brother the counter back away come on
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five five five five there it is you
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don't know who i am i i play for the
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chargers
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i don't like baseball
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the first angel sounded and hell and
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fire
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followed mingled with blood and they
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were thrown to the earth
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and a third of the trees were burned up
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and all why are you tripping off of this
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i mean you said god was a loving god
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right yeah
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he's a loving god and he's also a god of
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judgment
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he can't let evil persist it's gonna
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come to an end
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a resolution
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when he comes and takes us up
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then it's gonna be the end
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don't be deceived
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i'll take my chances
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rochelle greenspan rochelle
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i know a rochelle pathetic
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professor wiseman rochelle
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hi i've been thinking about this thesis
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i'm sorry i just can't do it i'm gonna
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have to drop out of class
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how disappointing you were one of the
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top students in philosophy
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what's come over you i had an experience
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and it made me a believer
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so what does your football star husband
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have to say about that he's not too
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happy about it
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i imagine so wow
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can you prove god exists
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yes i can well
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then that will be your thesis
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thank you professor
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all right michelle let's see if he got
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some good stuff for me
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oh
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all right come on
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a bible of all the suitcases
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i have to get another christians
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ridiculous
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tuesday may 19th
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i'm stranded on an island
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somewhere in the southern pacific
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plane went down suddenly
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i am the only survivor
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wait a minute what happened to that
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woman sitting next to me are you afraid
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sorry are you
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afraid no
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why do you ask the bible you're reading
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that doesn't make any sense really
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well then tell me do you believe that
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julius caesar existed
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of course from the cockpit again where
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we're asking everything okay
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what's going on i'm not sure sir
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i don't know i'm gonna go check with the
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pilot everyone needs to have their seat
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belt faster than just trying to stay
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calm sir i need your seat up in the
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upright position
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where is she everyone needs i have no
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idea was just here
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where did she go i don't know she was
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that's not possible
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oh no please no
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this cannot be happening no
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the next station is
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we're conducting a survey of all men
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between the ages of 18 and 25.
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for what military duty you're to report
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to tent camp a
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tomorrow morning why what's this for
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we're recruiting all men for the
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conflicts both abroad and at home
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i don't understand are you sure you got
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the right guy it's emergency orders
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ratified by congress you'll find out
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when you get to camp tomorrow
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sir but stop asking questions
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show the sergeant some respect i'm not
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going anywhere
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is that right get on your knees
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now corporal
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hey say the word wait wait
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we'll be coming back tomorrow i suggest
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you be ready
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i miss my wife the fun-loving
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cheerleader
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what happened to you
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a leaf bug what
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a leaf bug i was sitting on a bench back
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in the park and i saw this little bug
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and he had the shape of a leaf
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i mean suddenly everything just started
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to make sense to me at that point
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i saw a guy with this huge sense of
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the only defense mechanism of this
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little bug was the fact
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that he looked like a leaf and he had
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the shape of a leaf
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i mean can you imagine that how can
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something like that
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come out of nothing
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i mean come on haven't you ever just
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stopped to think about things like that
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now
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excuse me miss i'm trying to get a plane
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ticket out of here
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my credit card doesn't work but i have
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some cash unfortunately
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all of the flights are completely sold
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out sold out
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come on what about mexico city
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guam peru tokyo look the last flight
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sold out
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nine hours ago i'm just packing up
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they're shutting down
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lax tomorrow sir do you watch the news
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you don't know
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i'm
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thank you
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i'm out in the middle of nowhere
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a plane crash last night
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i'm so scared please help me lord
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well so much for your prayer lady
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that's where it got you
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[Applause]
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is it irrational to believe in god
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i believe it is mary
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you disagree with me why i just believe
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in god
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ed i don't believe in god sir
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good man you know what ticks me off
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stupid declarative sentences don't give
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me
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a declarative sentence unless you can
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prove it
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now rochelle continue why do you believe
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in god
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faith it's the only way i've seen
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answers to my prayers
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answers to your prayers
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something funny bill it just sounds so
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stupid
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it's not stupid people can believe in
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prayer
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even if they're wrong continue
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rochelle i remember standing at the
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ocean
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and i said lord speak for your servant
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is listening
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and right at that exact moment there was
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this loud thunder
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and the sky turned all red
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i mean that was one self-authenticating
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experience
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i mean if we base the proof of god
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on that criteria alone it proves god
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exists
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how absurd why is it
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that you are the only one who's had this
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sensory experience
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[Music]
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ah
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oh you piece of junk
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this cannot be happening
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but you don't understand if i get an f
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in this course i won't graduate
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correct but my grandma put all our life
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savings into this tuition
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that's not my problem is it what about
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your rich husband the pro football
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player
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he wants a divorce
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[Music]
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well you get half no i don't
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i let him keep it all
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last
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a
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um
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[Music]
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my
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[Applause]
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so
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bill the situation is deteriorating by
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the day
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chaos is raining in the cities around
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the world right now people are wondering
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where their missing friends and
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relatives are
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look i gotta get out of the country any
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ticket will do
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what do you mean all sold out everywhere
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it's getting out of control in l.a
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demonstrations were held outside staples
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center where a curfew is now in effect
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no one can go out after 5 pm
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[Music]
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hey guys look this hey hey hey what's up
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hey buddy i think you'll be the problem
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here
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we're not saying to you tomorrow
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you aren't trying to run are you boy i'm
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just trying to get out of the country
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no one's leaving the country you idiot
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they're shutting down all the airports
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tonight
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who the heck are you a cop
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cop
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who are you guys we're military
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contractors
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that's right then you know keep in order
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yeah we
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the new law new law
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y'all don't get it
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it's happening the rapture
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all the people that vanished
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they believed i believe yeah i believe
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this guy's
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nuts i believe you're in trouble oh i'm
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a believer
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i think we best go out in style yeah
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what is your bank account number one
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changing
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what is your bank account number
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of the accounts work i'm not going to
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see this again
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what's it city page
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number this guy is sitting on a personal
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fortune of three million dollars
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baby make money money
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let me tell you you send this to my bank
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account right now
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and we'll let you go your account
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ah let me get a piece of that man shut
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up
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you guys later what about me what about
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you
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back down back down your addiction
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what do you say
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none of the money is going to matter
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well then it's not gonna matter if you
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hit send now is it
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yeah use your pinky finger the one you
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dropped the ball with
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come on now
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there we go there we go
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boys we just made the fastest three meal
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possible
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money money
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i don't want a divorce
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you've already gone through this babe
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okay
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i mean you're looking fine now
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you're a millionaire not bad for a
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cheerleader
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come on i didn't marry you for your
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money
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i can't be with the religious zealot i
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didn't sign up for that
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i'm not a zealot i just love
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jesus why don't you get it
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your papers are on the counter
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hi hi um i'm your neighbor from down the
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street
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what's more of you um i'm sorry um
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can i come in look i'm really busy
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please
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please just sorry i just i need to sit
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call 9-1-1 there is no 9-1-1
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what's
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foreign
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[Music]
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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foreign
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keiko
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mark this there will be terrible times
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in the last days
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people will be lovers of themselves
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i don't love myself lovers of money
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i don't have any money boastful
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do i seem boastful i'm eating a loaf of
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bread
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from a bag abusive
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i'm not being abusive my ex-husband was
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abusive i left him
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disobedient to parents i'm not you know
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what he used to call me disobedient
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ungrateful i love my parents unholy
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i pray without love
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unforgiving i'm full of love and i
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forgive everybody i even forgive my
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ex-husband
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slanderous without self-control
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i'm not eating the whole love brutal
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not lovers of the good i love everything
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good
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treacherous i am very relaxed
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lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of
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god
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we all thought we were christian
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prove to me that god
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exists isn't god's existence
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a belief not a science
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what's your name susan susan
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don't come in here with a washed up
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answer like that
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ever again i don't think it was a washed
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up answer
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i think it's true we can prove the
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existence of god
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by the impossibility of the contrary the
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transcendent proof
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that god exists is based on the
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impossibility
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that without him nothing could be proven
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let's say that i asked this gentleman in
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the back row
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to show that he can fly by
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flapping his arms that would be a very
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unusual
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request and it would be up to me and to
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him
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to prove to demonstrate that he could
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fly
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and if he can't demonstrate it
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we don't believe that he can fly
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i believe he can fly whether he does or
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doesn't doesn't disprove that belief
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our belief in god is not based on some
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magic trick
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very eloquently spoken for a cheerleader
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john can you prove to me that god exists
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i can't very well
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simon prove to me god exists
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i have faith that i didn't say faith i
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said
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proof look around uh the planets the
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trees the stars that's your proof of god
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uh yeah you've just proven
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your ignorance
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of all the bloody
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listen i'm looking for this cat named
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frankie
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you know why they want to find frankie
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i know you're trying to escape the seven
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seals judgments eh
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how do you know the look on your
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pathetic
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face tells you oh another last person
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who
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thought they were christian
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right hey it's gonna be real hard
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escaping the us you're not the only one
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who wisened up
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and realizes that they should have
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repented
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00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,920
time to face the consequences sunny boy
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you're gonna die alone here
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i can't wait to see the 75 pound
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hailstone squishing you like a bug
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00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:31,359
hey hey wake up
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00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,799
you know nothing about prophecy do you
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00:58:34,799 --> 00:58:39,599
daniel 7 says behold a fourth beast
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dreadful and terrible and strong
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exceedingly
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and it had red great
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iron teeth
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we're too busy watching saturday night
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live to even care
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too busy about voting democrats
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i'm republicans too busy listening to
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jon stewart versus bill o'reilly
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we ignored jesus when he said
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look up because your redemption
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draws
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[Music]
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you don't recognize me
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no
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i wasn't tv
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preaching
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[Music]
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can't escape i'm back here
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you can't escape
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01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:06,880
[Music]
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01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,000
prove to me god exists
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01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,880
uh i have faith that i didn't say faith
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i said proof
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01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,000
look around uh the planets the trees
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01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,480
stars that's your proof of god
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01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:24,960
you've just proven your ignorance
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01:00:26,839 --> 01:00:29,359
faith it's the only way i've seen
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01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:31,280
answers to my prayers
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01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:43,839
answers to your prayers
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01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:47,440
all right baby come on now
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01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,590
work
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01:00:48,590 --> 01:00:51,280
[Music]
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in more news all of tonight's games have
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01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,799
been called off indefinitely
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which is no surprise the world is still
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01:00:57,119 --> 01:00:58,960
in a state of panic
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carol our financial expert is with us
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bill
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thanks dan as you know stocks continue
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to plummet to no end
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this is 50 times worse than the great
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depression
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01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:12,880
analysts agree the dow is now closing
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below
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1200. and what are banks doing to
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prevent the run
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what right now depositors can only
594
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,960
what about my my savings
595
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,200
i want my money you idiots
596
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,960
wow how does the government expect
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01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,440
people to pay their rent and eat
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01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,839
they don't oh
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01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:53,839
society
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01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,200
[Music]
601
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,839
hey
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[Music]
603
01:02:42,490 --> 01:02:45,620
[Music]
604
01:02:46,839 --> 01:02:49,839
bruno
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01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:57,449
[Music]
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01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:28,800
[Music]
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01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,210
is
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01:03:31,210 --> 01:03:39,230
[Applause]
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01:03:39,230 --> 01:03:42,369
[Music]
610
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839
hey
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01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:13,839
thank you
612
01:04:16,950 --> 01:04:20,050
[Applause]
613
01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:27,839
oh
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01:04:30,230 --> 01:04:46,170
[Music]
615
01:04:52,839 --> 01:04:55,839
uh
616
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,559
okay come on please
617
01:05:00,559 --> 01:05:04,000
someone pick up please
618
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,799
northern pacific how may i help you can
619
01:05:06,799 --> 01:05:08,240
you hear me
620
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:11,280
hello yes how can i help you oh this
621
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,240
thing works
622
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,440
unbelievable listen uh this is tom
623
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,280
wiseman i'm stranded on a desert island
624
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,640
in the middle of pacific ocean
625
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:22,000
lower your voice i i'm the only
626
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,440
survivor of flight 345 out of auckland
627
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,880
new zealand
628
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,640
you need to send a rescue team for me
629
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,119
right away
630
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:33,599
are you there hello do you know how many
631
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:34,799
planes went down
632
01:05:34,799 --> 01:05:37,520
too many to count are are you saying
633
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,240
that
634
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,880
all of the pilots disappeared sir
635
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,079
millions have disappeared
636
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,760
consider yourself lucky that you're on
637
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,280
an island what are you what are you
638
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,799
trying to say
639
01:05:50,799 --> 01:05:52,960
it will be days possibly weeks before
640
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,400
they have the time to look for you
641
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,240
and there are no more rescue teams i'm
642
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,839
sorry look idiot
643
01:05:57,839 --> 01:05:59,839
you just committed a crime under the new
644
01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:01,200
hate crime act
645
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,680
for what for calling me an idiot well
646
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:04,799
you are an idiot
647
01:06:04,799 --> 01:06:07,680
i will report you to the police send the
648
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:08,240
police
649
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,200
to this island to arrest me idiot idiot
650
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,520
idiot
651
01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:19,839
hello
652
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:33,839
we're crying out loud
653
01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:47,839
foreign
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01:07:15,070 --> 01:07:18,199
[Music]
655
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:29,839
foreign
656
01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:49,920
[Music]
657
01:09:04,839 --> 01:09:07,029
ah
658
01:09:07,029 --> 01:09:16,819
[Music]
659
01:10:10,590 --> 01:10:13,749
[Music]
660
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,440
hey hey colin frank
661
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:32,400
come here i have an idea how long i've
662
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,520
been looking for you i've been
663
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,880
stop your whining you're not the only
664
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,159
person to try to get out of the country
665
01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:37,840
over here i'm busy
666
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:41,440
hey where's my money
667
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:43,679
i promise i'll get you looking you are
668
01:10:43,679 --> 01:10:47,679
wasting my time it's my money
669
01:10:47,679 --> 01:10:49,199
look i promise i'll give it to you once
670
01:10:49,199 --> 01:10:50,880
i get access to my account
671
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:55,120
you guys like a bunch of pinheads man i
672
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,400
mean you christians
673
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,679
you know it's like uh they want to prove
674
01:10:59,679 --> 01:11:01,600
their dedication to christ by doing what
675
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:02,800
drum roll
676
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,679
leaving the country
677
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,320
look i promise i'll get you the money
678
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,640
what's that
679
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,679
man you're a poser
680
01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:15,760
you tell me you didn't see this coming
681
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,120
you didn't see the world
682
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,199
dismantling by the second we used to
683
01:11:19,199 --> 01:11:20,239
have thou shalt
684
01:11:20,239 --> 01:11:22,880
not kill on the walls but they took it
685
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:23,520
down
686
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,800
why because they didn't want to offend
687
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,640
nobody now
688
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,719
i'm sure they'd rather have offended
689
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,400
kids than dead kids
690
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,239
and the doors they would not allow a
691
01:11:32,239 --> 01:11:33,760
bible into
692
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,120
or the same doors they have to put metal
693
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,600
detectors around
694
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,960
so they say where's god where's god in
695
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,320
all this tragedy
696
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:46,400
now we're left to do what
697
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,920
wave a christian flag at all these
698
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,440
little christian outposts
699
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,280
saying i'm sorry jesus you know
700
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,600
you're the man i i i wish i would have
701
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,800
known uh
702
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:00,400
can i help you out can i prove myself
703
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,040
when all the real christians got caught
704
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,560
up in the rapture
705
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,239
i'm trying to hear this right now yeah
706
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,800
you and nobody else want to hear it
707
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,159
just give me your thinking before i
708
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,800
guess let me say something
709
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,719
i will put a hole in your heart
710
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,000
don't threaten me unless you want to die
711
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,040
today
712
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,360
now you back up and you go off to your
713
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:26,239
great tribulation
714
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:37,840
go on
715
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,600
that's right we're trying to wipe
716
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,360
christianity off the map
717
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,800
and we've succeeded give me a break
718
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,360
no we're not some political organization
719
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,040
on campus that you need to kick off all
720
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:29,440
right
721
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,600
we're just here evangelizing lost tribes
722
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,120
around i don't care
723
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,719
we're going to shut you down
724
01:13:36,719 --> 01:13:39,520
i didn't come to argue with you okay i
725
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,040
mean i just wanted to let you know the
726
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,120
paper you filed against us is preventing
727
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,960
us from evangelizing anywhere
728
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,520
who cares they want to eat other humans
729
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,280
let them eat other humans
730
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,080
god cares
731
01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:01,840
only morons believe in god
732
01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:18,159
[Music]
733
01:14:18,159 --> 01:14:19,940
ah
734
01:14:19,940 --> 01:14:22,480
[Music]
735
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:29,840
thank goodness
736
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:32,560
[Music]
737
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:38,000
usc hello usc this is professor wiseman
738
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:43,040
is jenny there
739
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:46,080
hello is jenny there
740
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,040
jenny's dead she killed herself two days
741
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:50,990
ago
742
01:14:50,990 --> 01:14:55,520
[Music]
743
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,280
that's unfortunate that doesn't sound
744
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,000
like her but
745
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:04,159
what about what about steve mcpherson uh
746
01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:07,280
marty fry everyone's gone
747
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:12,400
the school is closed captioning not
748
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,840
listen available don't hang up on me i
749
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,360
called a little earlier
750
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,640
i i'm the sole survivor of flight
751
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:34,400
345 from auckland to los angeles
752
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,840
the plane crashed i'm on an island
753
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,600
somewhere
754
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,679
all right are you are you following me
755
01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:43,679
hang on sir i need to transfer you to
756
01:15:43,679 --> 01:15:44,239
civilian
757
01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:47,120
wait wait cap emergency search what are
758
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,159
you reporting
759
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,280
i'm i'm the sole survivor of flight
760
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,880
345 from auckland and i need to
761
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:58,880
report we located where you are
762
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:03,840
you have oh that's great
763
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:08,239
um how did you know what flight i was on
764
01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:10,159
that's actor billy von effie's flat
765
01:16:10,159 --> 01:16:12,239
right yes yes but he's
766
01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:15,520
fish food let's just move on where
767
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,560
am i keep your phone on we have two
768
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,000
people right now through rescue
769
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
coordination in guam logging you through
770
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,880
comsat
771
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,920
oh i cannot tell you how
772
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:29,360
happy i am that i finally got through
773
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:32,320
we had over 700 planes disappeared
774
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,239
you're the only survivor who actually
775
01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:37,760
called 700
776
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:42,000
uh well what are things like
777
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,800
back home you don't want to know the
778
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,239
banks are all shut down
779
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:48,080
the lakers aren't playing rides
780
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,080
everywhere no food
781
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,159
the lakers aren't playing huh
782
01:16:54,239 --> 01:16:58,080
look just just find me i'm i'm going out
783
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,920
of my mind out here
784
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:04,239
we located you is this tom weisman yes
785
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:06,400
we've been trying to contact you you
786
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,080
spoke with another operator
787
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,239
where am i you're on
788
01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:15,360
get off the island very dangerous what
789
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,800
what what did you say you're on well
790
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,320
get off why why why why is it why is the
791
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:26,000
island dangerous trav tribe
792
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,159
what tribe hello
793
01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:35,360
hello what an
794
01:17:38,260 --> 01:17:42,510
[Music]
795
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:45,390
idiot
796
01:17:45,390 --> 01:17:46,680
[Applause]
797
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:51,469
[Music]
798
01:17:53,690 --> 01:17:56,770
[Applause]
799
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,840
oh
800
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:38,520
[Music]
801
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,840
see
802
01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:56,620
[Music]
803
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,840
foreign
804
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,840
though
805
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,840
is
806
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,020
winter
807
01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:13,249
[Music]
808
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,420
foreign
809
01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:28,560
[Music]
810
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:48,700
[Music]
811
01:22:58,090 --> 01:23:01,229
[Music]
812
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,840
song
813
01:23:08,170 --> 01:23:11,209
[Music]
814
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,840
foreign
815
01:23:31,870 --> 01:23:34,979
[Music]
816
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:49,840
sorry man
817
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:02,800
it's all about money in the end
818
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:17,840
he's right it's all about the money
819
01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:59,920
foreign
820
01:25:21,870 --> 01:25:25,050
[Music]
821
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,840
foreign
822
01:26:11,190 --> 01:26:14,700
[Laughter]
823
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:37,840
foreign
824
01:27:27,220 --> 01:27:30,840
[Music]
825
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:33,840
foreign
826
01:27:34,930 --> 01:27:39,339
[Music]
827
01:27:48,370 --> 01:27:58,699
[Music]
828
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,840
this
829
01:28:17,180 --> 01:28:23,279
[Music]
830
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,840
oh
831
01:28:32,030 --> 01:28:40,840
[Music]
832
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:43,740
ugh
833
01:28:43,740 --> 01:29:10,249
[Music]
834
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:16,159
cohen colin hey what are you doing here
835
01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:17,360
did you get a ticket yet
836
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:20,639
no yeah i'm looking too so you finally
837
01:29:20,639 --> 01:29:21,040
believe
838
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,159
huh yeah the rapture
839
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:26,800
you were right i mean what are you gonna
840
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:28,159
do the airport is closing in like a
841
01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:29,840
couple hours
842
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:34,000
oh what else can i do
843
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:37,360
yeah you know i uh i think i'm just
844
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,679
gonna stay here
845
01:29:39,679 --> 01:29:43,440
all right see you later wait wait
846
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:46,719
am i ever gonna see you again probably
847
01:29:46,719 --> 01:29:48,960
not
848
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:53,120
why didn't god warn us he did
849
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,960
we just didn't listen but i thought you
850
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:58,159
said all christians were fake
851
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:03,199
not all christians some are real
852
01:30:03,199 --> 01:30:06,719
i take my if chances rapture is
853
01:30:06,719 --> 01:30:09,040
true
854
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:13,920
then i believe you can't live for christ
855
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:15,199
now honey
856
01:30:15,199 --> 01:30:16,480
what makes you think you're going to be
857
01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:18,480
able to die for him then
858
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:21,840
when all hell breaks this
859
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:28,970
[Music]
860
01:30:38,719 --> 01:30:42,239
are you calling yes you don't remember
861
01:30:42,239 --> 01:30:44,080
me
862
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,440
no here i have a ticket it's from my
863
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,440
airlines mile reward so anyone can use
864
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,600
it
865
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,880
you don't know no i'm a friend of
866
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,560
rachelle's we met last
867
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:59,840
at the last christmas party
868
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,520
yes i i remember i remember now you sure
869
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,120
you don't need this
870
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:08,320
that was my husband's ticket but he also
871
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:10,560
vanished so
872
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:12,080
she tried to bring me to christ and i
873
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:14,400
didn't listen
874
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:17,760
she lived to bring people to christ
875
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:22,320
sure well good luck you better leave now
876
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,719
here
877
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,360
give it to someone else i don't
878
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,040
understand
879
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:44,800
i'm gonna stay here
880
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:48,159
which the prince
881
01:31:48,159 --> 01:31:51,520
of glory
882
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:55,719
died my
883
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,810
riches
884
01:31:57,810 --> 01:32:08,199
[Music]
885
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:14,400
oh my
886
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:27,050
pride
887
01:32:27,050 --> 01:32:38,840
[Music]
888
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:41,840
is
889
01:32:44,470 --> 01:32:51,040
[Music]
890
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:54,850
and so
891
01:32:54,850 --> 01:33:06,840
[Music]
892
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,840
oh
893
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:20,840
[Music]
894
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,290
oh
895
01:33:23,290 --> 01:33:26,400
[Music]
896
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:37,840
be true
897
01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:48,569
[Music]
898
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,220
foreign
899
01:33:50,220 --> 01:34:09,639
[Music]
900
01:34:09,639 --> 01:34:18,000
my life
901
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:18,840
[Music]
902
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,680
[Applause]
903
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:30,840
[Music]
904
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:47,840
oh is
905
01:34:49,270 --> 01:34:58,840
[Music]
906
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,840
oh
907
01:35:02,460 --> 01:35:03,540
[Applause]
908
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:06,640
[Music]
909
01:35:08,390 --> 01:35:10,250
[Applause]
910
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:12,840
[Music]
911
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:15,060
oh
912
01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:19,360
[Music]
913
01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:26,840
[Applause]
914
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:28,400
is
915
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:37,770
[Music]
916
01:35:37,770 --> 01:35:39,060
[Applause]
917
01:35:39,060 --> 01:35:40,840
[Music]
918
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:42,510
oh
919
01:35:42,510 --> 01:35:44,310
[Applause]
920
01:35:44,310 --> 01:36:45,830
[Music]
921
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:49,109
[Applause]
922
01:36:54,830 --> 01:37:18,840
[Music]
923
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,860
um
924
01:37:20,860 --> 01:37:50,080
[Music]
925
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:52,159
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