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Alright, come on in. Take a seat right here.

Thank you.

So, when was the last time you've been to an OBGYN?

Um, well, to be honest, it's been a couple years.

Oh, okay. Um, so you haven't had any physicals in a while then, right?

Not really, no.

Okay, well, I think, you know, since you're here, we should probably just try

and get that out of the way before we continue with anything else. Would you

okay with that?

Yeah, no, I would.

Okay, cool.

Um... Do you want to talk to me a little bit about what you're here for?

Is there anything you're looking for? Feature?

Well, it's a little

different, I guess. That's okay. You know, you're completely safe here.

come in here for all kinds of reasons. It makes you more comfortable. You can

get the doctor in here, too, who can, you know, really get you feeling a

more safe and comfortable.

Yeah, no, that sounds like a really good idea.

All right, okay. I'll go to the doctor in a minute. Okay, sweet. Thank you. All

right, Ms. Robbins, this is Dr. Crew.

Hello, Dr.

Crew. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Your name?

I'm Reed. Reed. Reed. Nice to meet you. And welcome to the sperm clinic.

Thank you.

So, what brings you here today?

I'll be honest, doctor.

I, um...

I really want a baby.

I've always just wanted to be a mom.

And I was really hoping I could just come in here and maybe, like, do a test,

get some compatible fur, maybe get a turkey baster.

Okay. You know?

Well, first, you're not in a relationship?

No, but I don't really need to be in one.

Oh, so you want to take this on?

Head on.

Very commendable. Yeah. Most young people your age really aren't interested

something like that.

Okay.

You've come to the right place.

You know, here at this clinic, we've had a little over 500 very successful

pregnancies. Is that true?

Wow, so that's exactly why I came here. I knew you guys could help me.

So, we have a different approach, as you were kind of leading on to with the

turkey baster and stuff like that.

We don't do your typical artificial elimination.

What we try to do here, and we've been successful at it, is more of a hands -on

approach.

That is a little different. I don't think I've heard of that one before.

We're kind of... We want them to be personal for you.

Kind of unique in the way we do things. We're, you know, very...

probably the only clinic that offers this type of insemination.

Well, is my insurance going to cover it?

Yes. We handle all PPOs and others. So

really, all you need to do, and this is a general form, and it's just, what it

does is, they'll hold the clinic here, light up, or...

There's a lot of responsible for anything that takes place.

But as I said, we've had over 500 successful pregnancies. So we guarantee

work. Right. So if you just sign right there.

There we go.

And go ahead and sign there as well as witness.

Oh, that's very cute. You have your name right there. Okay.

Thank you.

All right. Well, if

you're ready to perform the procedure,

which is what you came here to do, correct?

I get to do the procedure today?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's even better than...

Expected. We're going to have you put this on.

Yeah, just go ahead and change into that. Just go over a couple more little

formalities here. Put it on right here in front of everyone.

Yeah, just here.

Oh, yes. Yeah, just so we can also get out of the way, check for moles or

anything that might be of concern.

Yeah.

I know it's a little cold in here. If you'd like to leave your socks on,

more than welcome to leave your socks on. But go ahead and just remove all

clothes. Including underwear.

Yes. Okay.

Looks like you don't have any tags or anything of concern, so that's really

good. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Okay.

This part may seem a little different or odd to you.

I will have to examine your body.

And just, it's also part of the...

The personal touch.

Making you feel comfortable.

So, you know, don't want you to, you know, feel uncomfortable.

Just allow yourself to enjoy.

We're here to provide something that you've always wanted.

You're about to experience a beautiful process.

Well, what I need to do is...

have you.

Run right around here.

And for a quick little examination.

There you go. There you go.

Just wrap it. There you go. Perfect.

You can just lean back on your elbows if you'd like as well.

Yes, just relax.

Okay. And before I'm at it, I might perform just a little breast exam.

Is that normal?

Yeah, you know, I mean, you're here for a reproductive system. We want to make

sure that we're able to provide healthy milk and everything.

Hey, I guess that might... I want to feed my baby.

Let's make it just... There we go. Just want you to be nice and relaxed.

If it's a little cold in here, just let me know. We can turn the heat up, okay?

It's a little cold. Okay, just...

Relax here. You seem very tense.

There you go.

Yes.

You've got great, I mean, breath.

You'll definitely be able to be successful in your breastfeeding. Thank

Is that normal?

Mm -hmm. He is checking your pH balance.

Yes. Mm -hmm.

And right now he is checking the depth of your cervix.

Hey, just relax.

Remember what's going to happen here.

We're looking for a baby.

You're going to be a wonderful mother.

Thank you.

There we go.

See,

look. Your breathing is going up. That means you're enjoying yourself.

Do you mind taking my glasses for me, please? Oh, of course, doctor.

You're doing very well, patient.

Some patients shake and clover a lot more during this part.

It's really reassuring.

You're doing very, very well.

That's a really big turkey baster.

That's the turkey, honey.

That's normal, right?

Mm -hmm.

100%. There we go.

Let me just remove shoes.

Don't want to accidentally hit anybody with them.

Yeah, I wouldn't want that.

Did you enjoy?

Oh, fuck.

That's right.

Part of the process is enjoyment.

Right breathing.

Beautiful journey.

I just want to be a mom so bad.

This is the best way to achieve that. I know you guys can help me.

Some of the other places you would have already been gone.

Yeah. Just hoping something was going to happen.

Would you mind that if you were two?

Have an orgasm. That's with the whole moving of... eggs.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's it. Pull me as deep as you want.

It's so deep, doctor.

Oh, fuck.

See, I told you you'd get a little warm in here.

Yeah, I'm starting to get a little...

I've typically just tutored or have not had sex in a while.

I don't think I've really fucked in a while.

Fuck. Oh, my God, Doctor, it feels so good.

That's what we love to hear.

You're making me feel really good.

You love to hear that here at the clinic.

You're doing wonderful.

Look.

Oh, my gosh.

She's very much into it. She's drawing me in with this leg.

She's very receptive. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

So glad I came here.

Nurse, note, this is probably one of the tightest patients ever.

Oh, fuck.

And she's just really kind of gripping down on the cockpit.

Oh, wow.

That's wonderful to hear.

Make sure to include that in the chart.

This is the part where we just kind of slow it down.

Just let your body kind of catch up.

Okay, doctor.

Pussy to me, doctor.

It does.

Very wise.

This has to be one of our, if not, most energetic candidates

we've had. Oh, absolutely.

Because he's doing that.

Oh, my God. Perfect.

You're such a hardworking woman.

I really want this baby.

We really, really want you to have a child.

You're very enthusiastic.

Anything to help the doctor.

It's way deep inside you. Make sure the sperm gets all the way up.

Taking it like a champ.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, you look nice in purple.

Oh, my gosh.

I must be a mother. I can't wait for you to meet the other doctor.

Oh, no, please hold me up, doctor.

One of the biggest ones I've seen.

This is perfect.

Thank you so much. Raise her up so it doesn't fall back in.

I'm just going to let it all seep in.

Oh, thank you so much.

You're going to be a wonderful mother, sweetheart. I can't wait.

Please stay like this for at least five minutes so that the gravity will pull it

down.

Be sure they're going to have a successful incarnation.

Okay, no problem. I'll be sure I stay just like this.

The nurse is here for you.

Perfect.

Congratulations, sweetheart.

Thank you so much.