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Thank you so much for bringing these fresh oranges over.

This is the perfect thing for small water.

Oh, of course. I had so many. I need to get rid of them.

Well, now that you have this recipe, you'll definitely have a use.

So I'll use a little fresh citrus, a little rosemary from my garden.

Sounds wonderful.

I can use it since I've been home alone with my stepson with my husband out of

town.

Same.

Thanks for having us over to spend some time with you guys this afternoon.

Oh, you know I love a play date.

Oh,

hey, boys.

Are you okay?

Did something happen?

Just some stupid shit.

Ricky, language.

Sorry, it's just that... A girl in this class

told him that he was...

I'm too short.

What? Is that true, baby?

It's so stupid. All these girls, it's like, expect that I won't be over 60,

Paul.

And not only that, like, even the sports teams in college, they always tell me

I'm too short.

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

There's nothing we can really do about it.

Unless we get knee surgery.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Don't joke about that. You're perfect just the way you are.

Yeah, okay.

If you can get me a blade with this pipe.

Come on, boys.

Not everything in life is perfect.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean we don't want to have sex.

He makes a fair point.

Are you going to bring a college boy?

girl won't give him a chance. Look at him. He's so precious.

Oh, what are you doing?

Oh, come on, boys.

Let your mom and I be your trainers.

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

Well, the knee surgery thing is out of the question, but there's no reason that

you can't seduce someone with the right moves, you know?

Be seductive?

Am I supposed to seduce my own stepmom?

Sweetie, don't be silly.

I'm not your stepmom.

Me.

What do you think about that?

And Ricky, I'll help you learn all the moves.

I mean, it's a little weird, but I don't know what you expect as a little boy

who can't flirt.

All right, we can talk about it another time. You guys can go find something

else.

But we'll be waiting for you.

Kids are so mean these days.

They really are.

What

do you

think about this, girl?

looks like a girl.

Wrong answer.

You have no reason.

Hey, I'm not the one who got rejected.

Ricky, please be nice. We're all here to learn.

I'm not going to lie.

It's a little embarrassing to be feeling bad about moms, about girls.

Well, if you think you know it all already, why don't you come at us,

Show us your best will.

You think so?

Yeah. With the delicate hands, I can only imagine the paradox between your

Oh, my, my. That would definitely get my number.

know where to start.

That's okay, sweetie.

Take your time.

I may not be that tall, but I know something that

isn't short.

Oh my gosh.

Very convincing.

Oh my,

I would have never imagined you had such a monster in your pen.

You know what they say, a couple inches away, somewhere else.

Show it to me.

I saw those inches where they did have to go somewhere.

How does my son's cock taste?

Better than you could ever imagine.

Oh, I'm so sick.

Being a very bad friend.

What? From 7 o 'clock to 8?

Yeah.

Weird,

right? You guys really need to do it all day.

Pilates. Oh, yeah.

Mom, stop.

Stop.

I don't care, Mom. I don't care.

Just a little bit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I don't even have to tell you.

Your stepbron is the love and pleasure for me.

You didn't need as many lessons as we thought.

He knows what he's doing. He definitely knows what he's doing.

Oh, fuck!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

You just hit me in the face.

Oh,

shit.

Maybe it's my turn to get a little more of that love.

Oh, she's got too much

Oh, I have.

Oh,

I have.

Yes.