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Hi Grandpa!

Grandpa, what the hell are you doing?

I was just wondering what you were doing.

I just learned a true romance podcast.

I don't know.

Maybe you were looking for something else. Maybe something like porn or

something like that.

No, Grandpa. It's true romance. It's just romantic stories about people in

Not sexual.

I mean, yeah, not sexual.

I don't know about you guys these days. I mean, we've just watched stuff on TV.

Now you're listening to it.

But can I listen to it?

I mean, if you want to, yeah. I just want to see what it is that you're

into. I mean, if you want to.

Oh, yeah, I just wanted to make sure it's...

No,

Grandpa, they go in your ear.

Oh.

Which one's wrong? Grandpa, that's the right one, and this is the last one.

Okay.

It shouldn't hurt.

Okay. Let me press play for me.

This is not adult.

This is not porn.

No.

Why do you think it's porn? It's just romantic.

Grandpa, I know you're not my real grandpa, but you

can't... Why are you always like this?

I kind of like... Okay, maybe that's enough.

I'm... You're getting too excited.

It shouldn't be that big of a deal. I mean, that's pretty racy stuff.

corn?

No.

Oh.

Wow, I mean, that's kind of crazy.

I mean, you know, I would, maybe I'd like to listen a little bit more.

No, I think you've listened quite enough. I don't know why this is so

to you.

It's different. It's kind of.

Again?

Yeah. Really?

You just go back to looping into it.

I'll just sit here.

And I'll just watch you.

So you're just going to watch.

You're not going to be creepy, right?

No.

That's creepy.

Okay?

I'm a coddler.

I know you are, Grandpa.

Okay. Can I just listen to my podcast, please?

In peace?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Thank you.

All right.

Okay. Wow, Grandpa.

What is this?

Okay, I'm going to pretend that I don't see that.

I'm not even talking to you right now.

Grandpa, I'm talking to you all the time.

Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you.

So what are they doing now?

Well, it's kind of hard to follow along when I'm being distracted.

And I'm distracting you? A little bit, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh.

See, this is a little bit better than those stories.

Yeah. They're more real.

Yeah, you're right.

What

do

you want me to do with it, Grandpa?

Like the story was saying, she put out on his.

enlarged organ.

And she started to suck on it.

Just like the story said.

See?

The sounds are more realistic.

Wow, your cock is so big, Grandpa.

I never would have realized.

I don't think they said that in the story.

She tries to swallow it whole.

You can try, Grandpa.

That's just your best.

That's so thick. I don't think it can fit.

I see a grandma that doesn't like trying to do that.

She gave up 30 years ago.

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

Yeah, you like this young mouse on your cock.

your trust all wet.

Do you ever get to this part in the story?

I haven't written that part yet.

He buries his face in beautiful yarn.

My ex -boyfriend was... Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Grandpa, I like the way you look in my eyes.

Oh, fuck.

It's so tight.

Just go try.

to feed that young pussy with a big cock?

Is that what they would say in the story?

Just

like

young girls do.

I like the way she sounds too she's telling me to fuck her yes

you have to stop no please don't

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Like it was made to be in one of those podcasts, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Long horny girl.

Eagerly sucking a man's cock.

Yeah.

Wanting and needing to be taken.

Anytime he wants.

It's only fair.

Yeah.

That's how they would write it in a story.

Oh, he's written a story.

Yeah.

This one?

I've never... I've never...

Yeah, you are, you're fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you get it to be so good.

Yeah.

You like it? Yeah.

You really, really like it? I really like it so much.

I've never felt a cocktail tea before.

You know.

I have to do this mask.

Why don't you just put those earplugs back on?

Oh, yes.

Yes, you may come in.

I'll take you again.

Okay? I don't want to give you a little secret.

I can't let Grandpa find out about it.

Oh, my God.

Especially not my mom.

Couch.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Grandpa,

you don't know what load means?

I used to drive trucks.

That means I work.

I need to teach you this new lingo that we're using. Oh, please.

Do I come inside you? Do I come on your boobies?

Where would you like Grandpa to drop his load?

What about on my face, Grandpa?

Have you ever came on someone's face before?

No. No? Grandma never let you come on her face?

No.

Oh, that's unfortunate.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. It's so deep. Oh, my God.

Don't you cry.

I didn't even use my truck.

You're so funny, Grandpa.

It tastes so good.

Really?

Okay.

Maybe I should get something to clean you up with before

somebody shows up.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here.

You're right.

Grubby should go take a shower.