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Did you see that video of that girl twerking?

No. I don't think so.

Her ass, holy crap.

Like, the whole fucking thing, she's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

I've been trying.

Like, I can do it, like, when I'm backed over like this, but, like, I can't do

it in other, like, in any other way. Okay, okay.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah, the... No.

The right and the left.

Oh, yeah.

I just learned how to do that. I'm just going to clench.

I know, right?

My God, I'm so dreading tonight.

Oh, my God, I know. Like, why?

Why would they pick, like, this night, the only night I have off of work, to

fucking play a board game?

A fucking board game.

Like, there is nothing fun about board games anymore.

Like, I would much rather be hanging out with our friends playing our games.

I know.

And drinking. And obviously, we're dads. We're not going to let us drink

anything. Our dads are wicked fucking lame.

I wish that we could play, like, like, you know, like, fucking businessmen. So,

of course, they're lame as fuck.

We should play, like, you know.

I wish I could just play, like, spin the bottle.

Kiss and tell.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Seven minutes of heaven.

Oh, my God. You have to tell me about what happened last weekend with, like,

that little boy toy that you had going on. So his name is Jackson.

We were in the closet for, like.

Over an hour. Dude, you, like, we were done playing, but I couldn't get out. So

what happened?

Well, like, I started slugging his dick, and, like, things, like, kind of

snowballed, and, like, you know, it just, like, kind of happened. He ate me

for, like, 30 minutes.

I've never orgasmed from just some guy eating me out until that night. I didn't

have to do, like, any of the work, which was fucking perfect, because I hate

doing any of the work.

I went home with that kid Chris after.

How did that go? We went back to his place, we fucked around, you know? He

me breakfast in the morning, like a frickin' gentleman, like... Who buys

breakfast? Who the fuck can do that for me?

Damn.

Maybe that's not how I have to do the work to get breakfast.

Oh my god.

Seriously, by the way.

I don't want to fuck him again.

Like, I'm dick crazy right now.

I know!

Like, what is with it? I feel like...

Some shift in energy in the universe I'm going to get dick in me like right now.

I know. I feel that heavy.

Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean, low -key, your brother's so freaking hot.

right, all right. I draw the line there. Leave my brother alone, okay? Me and

him are too close for you to be fucking around with him.

I didn't tell you.

Are you fucking kidding me? You're such a little slut.

Last night, actually.

I was gone for like 25 minutes. You are a slut.

I was gone for like 25 minutes.

Girl. He wanted to do as much as I did, so.

I don't give a fuck who you fuck in my family. My brother's off limits. Why

don't you try my dad? Like, he's fucking lonely.

I mean, maybe I will.

Trade for trade. You do my dad, I do yours.

Oh, okay.

Make board games interesting.

I'm really glad we got a chance to get together today, get to grow up together,

you know? This is my favorite game.

Last in the past, right? I don't think they ever played it, probably.

It doesn't have a phone charger, so I probably don't know what it is.

Oh, my God, though. Our dads, we can't.

All right, but stay away from my brother, Trey. Like, we can do the dads,

you know. I mean, we could.

Steer clear of my brother.

I'm going to take a naughty picture for Jackson. He's been asking me for one.

You want to take one with me?

Yeah.

I'm just going to Jackson's.

He's going to love this, literally. Right?

Oh, shit. Ready?

Your boobs are so nice.

Thank you, babe. I fucking love yours. You got perky ass.

Okay, take one with me. I gotta send it to my boy toy, too.

Perfect. Right? So cute.

Let me go grab them.

Looks like we have everything situated here.

Let me grab them.

Did you respond?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, we're coming.

Yeah, they're coming right now.

Alright.

It's been a while.

Girls!

There they are.

Hey, girls.

Long time.

Hi, I'm on the phone.

It was an important call.

I told you, they're always on their phones.

Millennials. Alright, so... Game night!

Are you guys happy?

Are you excited about this? I mean, this was my game when I was young. It's not

a video game. How many years ago was that?

So, let's not get into that, okay?

Okay, let's pour your kind. So, basically what happens is we pick a card

then it tells you, like, so this.

Wrenched ankle.

Monkey with this wrench and see if you can somehow twist it free. So then

take it and try to get the wrench out there and if you do you get the 200

So I'm gonna put that one at the bottom and who wants to go first? Should I just

go first? You know how to play, you can go first.

Alright, so... Butterflies in stomachs for 500.

Get rid of them to make them stay.

Once they're free, they will fly away.

Alright, so where's the butterfly in the stomach?

So if you hit the side, you see his nose.

No,

that wasn't it. It didn't count.

That's when it counts.

It's been a while. It's been a few years.

Did I get it?

No, you didn't get it.

We're a little rusty, okay? This is a fun game, though.

I don't have my reading glasses on, so give me a break.

$100. No.

$500. Oh, $500. Try to get me, bro.

All right. It's your turn.

All right.

Adam's apple for $300.

Sam's Adam's apple, not quite right. Remove it, but don't take a bite. Don't

take a bite of that apple. Oh, that's a good one.

That's really good.

In normal games, you don't.

Careful.

Okay.

Oh, all right. We got some professionals here. My sweetie.

Professionals here. So how much did you win?

I think it was $500.

$300. Look at you with the money.

I'm bad with money. Come on, Dad.

The girls are better with the money than I am, or she is at least.

All right, I'll take a pint.

All right, your turn.

You want to take one from there?

Water on the knee.

$500. Move the water on Sam's knee or it may float away. Your fee.

Come on. We got good hands.

I won't tease her.

Look at that.

Flawless. Our daughters are like ninjas at this right now.

I'm going to be the one. $1 ,400. I didn't even get my money.

Come on, Dad. You got it.

Thank you.

Okay, sweetie.

Wish me good luck. What is it? The broken heart. I've got to get that

my God.

You blew it. You're dead. I'm sorry, sweetie.

No money. All right, so it's my turn again. My turn again. Oh, $2 ,000.

The bread basket.

Sam ate his toast with too much jelly.

Now it's bothering his belly.

A little lower than his belly, but it's down there.

Good luck with that one.

Yeah, yeah.

Careful, careful.

I think...

Two grand.

Two grand, baby. One, two, three.

Funny funny bone remove this bone and take Sam's riches when it's gone. He'll

in stitches The

first

time you guys got too confident

Come on, don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

She got it in the bag. How much was that, babe? 1 ,200. 1 ,200?

Give her 200.

Spare ribs? Who's got the most amount of money?

Hey, watch her.

She goes on my wall all the time.

Give me your money.

I dare you to touch my dad's cock.

No way.

Come on. You fucking pussy.

What are you guys doing? Are you playing the game or what? Yeah, yeah.

So what do you got? I got spare ribs.

Oh, that's an easy one. How much is that? 200?

What an easy one. Let's see if I can get this.

Are you okay?

Sorry, sorry.

You hit one turn.

Sorry, I thought I had it. I was so close.

Right. What did you have? The spare ribs?

It was the ribs, yeah.

Oh, I got the spare ribs too.

Well, the patient has some ribs to spare. Can you pull them out of there?

All right. Isn't this so much fun? I love this game. It's been so many years.

Ah! It was a tough one.

It is a tough one.

What's... What's the problem?

You're kind of bored.

Yeah, the game's kind of boring. This is so much fun. You're doing so good.

Yeah, but I'm doing too good to the point where it's not fun.

It's so much fun. This is my favorite game. All right, well, do you have

I mean, we don't have any other board games on. You know that, so... You don't

have to play a board game. We could do something else. But it's game night.

Why don't we play Truth or Dare?

What? Truth or Dare.

Truth or Dare.

Kids, do you even play that anymore? Truth or Dare?

Yeah? Are you kidding me?

That's like...

I dare you to do this or truth. All right.

Truth or dare? Who wants to go first?

I can go first.

All right, hon.

Daddy, truth or dare?

I will go with a truth.

I mean, we're cheating on mom.

Oh.

Ew.

I heard some rumors.

Well,

there was this one time. Oh. Okay.

There was this one time.

No, it was a long time ago, hon. You were...

A toddler.

Does she know about it? Yeah, she does. We work everything out. That's two.

That's two.

I only get one question.

Gosh. I thought you didn't play this game. Whoa. I didn't know we were

into such serious questions. Wow.

All right.

So now, how's it work? Now it's my turn to ask you a question?

I can ask anybody?

I think so.

I'll ask.

You know what? No, I'll ask.

Okay.

Don't ask that question. All right, Dakota.

Be good. When is the last time you skipped school?

I mean, I dropped out of college. She dropped out?

Did you know she dropped out?

Does your mother know that?

I've been paying this whole time for you.

We need a shopping trip. Sorry, Daddy.

It's okay, babe.

This is our little angel.

Listen to all that we're figuring out about each other.

Don't tell your mother.

Alright, who's their dare?

I dare you to lose your top.

What? Oh,

okay. What the hell? Daddy, it's just a game.

I know, but... This is how we're playing the game.

It's okay.

Are you okay with this?

I mean, it's the game they want to play. Okay, it's my turn.

Trick or dare.

Dare.

I dare you to take your top off.

Oh. Oh my gosh.

What has gotten into you, girls?

Shut up, daddy.

I've been this way for a while.

We just wanted to play a board game.

Yeah, and we got bored of the board game.

All right, all right, all right.

Trick or dare.

Are we still going?

Dare you to swap places with me.

And let your dad touch your boobs.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

Did I... Wait, what?

What did I say?

I guess... Did you say swap places and touch... I guess

you're supposed to touch your boobs.

Come on, Daddy. It's not a big deal.

Are you sure you're okay with that? I don't know.

Oh my God. Okay.

What? Am I supposed to grab your tits too?

Yeah. It's only fair.

Wow. I can't believe we're doing this right now.

Harlow.

They're just like mom's tits.

Only younger.

And probably perkier. Are you sure?

Is this what y 'all want?

Yeah. It's just a game.

Well, a lot funner than this one.

Troubadour. Oh, God. Where are we going from here?

I don't know.

I dare you to kiss your dad.

Wait, what?

I dare you to kiss your dad.

All right.

Same time?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Come on. One, two, three.

I bet you wish you could.

You guys are such teasers.

But, Daddy, the fun is about here.

I'm so confused right now.

What are you up to?

I think I know what they want. What do you think, Daddy? I think I know what

they want, but I don't know. There you go.

Come on, Daddy.

Okay.

Take a good look.

Oh, man.

What's gotten into y 'all? I feel like...

Do you like how I look, Daddy?

That's a really nice ass.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Uh, yeah.

I should go over here. A little switcheroo.

There we go.

We took a real little kiss.

Come here, honey.

Yeah, let's switch back up for a second.

Let's see this.

You like that, Daddy?

I do.

Have you been a bad girl?

Yeah.

She's pretty bad, too.

You like my best friend, though, Daddy?

Yeah, I think he's all that.

I feel my daughter's pussy.

I don't know. You think of what I'm thinking?

Take a feel.

Do you know how my friend's pussy feels, Daddy?

I feel it.

I'm thinking the same thing.

Yeah, here's a hug. Here, Daddy.

Sure is.

Daddy, look.

You see, sweetie?

You're doing a good job.

Do I look good when I'm plucking talk?

Put it here.

There you go. Give her a hand. Give her a hand.

There you go.

You're the best daughter ever.

Oh, God.

I'm getting the best daddies ever.

Do you like the sticking on that? She's a pretty good one, too.

Oh, you look so cute, sweetie.

Thanks, Daddy.

You're welcome.

I bet you wish this was your cock daddy.

It's way better than that board game.

I don't know.

You like the way my friend sucks your cock, daddy?

I do, sweeties.

Amazing. Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Look at all the hands.

My best friends.

Besties.

Besties for the DJs.

Bestie BJ friends.

Oh yeah, there you go

Give her a kiss. Give her a kiss on the cheek there.

Yeah, there you go.

Here, honey. Give her a little kiss.

I wish I could suck your cock too, daddy.

Oh my god. I wish you could suck my cock too.

Yeah, give me a little kiss.

Come on, give me two kisses.

Oh, yeah.

Mm, close.

You wish you could suck your dad's cock?

I

wish I

was choking on yours, daddy.

You have the best daughters ever.

How are you doing, sweetie?

I just wish I could be sucking your cock, Daddy. Oh, I can't wait to suck my

cock, but not today.

Hey, what could you do with me?

You like sucking my cock?

Can I suck your cock?

What a good little girl you are. You would love that, wouldn't you? Mm -hmm.

Slow that, baby.

That's a good girl.

Look at me daddy

You look so beautiful, sweetie.

How you doing over there?

Is this what y 'all had in mind? Uh -huh. Instead of board games?

Uh -huh.

Fuck, yeah.

Watch your dad see you fucking get hit in the face with a big fucking gun.

Should we have good YouTube?

You want to do my turn?

Yeah.

Daddy can I fuck him?

Can I fuck him?

I can.

Thank you daddy.

Fuckin' asshole, man. Fuckin' who's got pussy, motherfucker.

Fuckin'

hard pussy.

What are you doing there, sweetie?

Daddy's fucking me.

You feel good?

Yeah.

Daddy, I wish I was sucking your cock.

Do you like it when I eat your daughter's pussy?

How's my pussy look, Daddy?

Daddy,

it feels so good.

You're doing such a good job.

You feel good?

You like cooking my best friend, Daddy?

Oh, Daddy, her pussy tastes fucking awesome.

I bet it does.

Oh, I taste it.

Oh, yeah.

She looks like she's having fun.

Aw, Daddy.

Is this your whole plan the whole time?

You okay?

How does she taste, sweetie?

She tastes so good, Daddy.

Your mother would be so proud of you.

I wish I could fuck you, Daddy.

Fuck!

Daddy, your cock tastes so good. So good that don't let me.

Are you okay down here?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that was scary.

Oh, Daddy, I feel so good.

You feel so good, sweetie?

Yeah.

Can you smack your ass?

You want to spank your ass?

Daddy,

I want to spank my ass.

You want to spank your ass?

Daddy, spank mine.

There you go.

You're such a naughty girl.

Who do we have such naughty daughters?

Oh, daddy.

Oh, it feels so good.

You look so cute today.

You go eat your ass.

Eat your ass.

We'll see you fucker close up, baby.

I wish he was your cock, fuck me.

Oh, daddy, I want you to fuck me.

I can see fucker

I'll pretend it's me, Daddy.

Put it back in, put it back in.

Oh, it's hot again. Put it back in, sweetie.

Put it back in, sweetie. There you go.

Oh, put it back in. Oh,

it's so tight. Oh, you.

Oh, fuck that.

Oh, it feels so good.

You put it back in for me.

Daddy, let me put it back in for you. There we go.

There we go.

Oh, you're so sweet, Daddy.

Oh,

you're cooking me so good, Daddy.

I wish it was you.

You want to put it back in there? Yeah.

Hey, lay down there a little.

Oh.

Tastes good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

There you go.

Help your daddy out.

You want to put it in sweetie?

Oh, spit on it.

Oh,

spit on it again.

There you go.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Yeah,

Daddy.

She's so wet.

Oh, you look so beautiful, sweetie.

Daddy, you're so sweet.

Oh, Daddy.

I wish there was your cock inside me.

Put it back in somewhere.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, I feel so good, Daddy.

I wish I could lift your cock, Daddy.

Are you proud of me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. There you go.

There you go. Thank you.

You're helping Daddy out.

You're such a sweetheart.

Oh, Daddy, play on my nipples.

Oh, sweetie, give me some spit.

Give me some spit.

Perfect.

Oh, put it back in.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, yeah. Fucker, get me home.

You having fun?

Better than board games?

Way better.

Oh my God, baby, you look so cute.

Oh, thanks, Daddy.

Daddy, we hope to see you again.

I love it, sweetie.

You look so beautiful.

Oh,

you make a pounder, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh,

you look so good, sweetie.

Daddy, I wish I could fucking cook.

I wish I could bite your cock, Daddy.

Daddy wants it too, baby.

Daddy wants it too.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh,

Daddy, his hug is so big.

This is sexy, Daddy. This is sexy.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Do you like the way my face feels up against your dick, Daddy?

Watch

him

fuck me, Daddy.

Oh, sweetie.

Pull me into her.

Come on, sweetie.

Come on,

sweetie. Good

girl.

Put it back in there.

Thank you.

Help!

Put it in, sweetie.

Put it in.

Oh, there

you go, sweetie.

Keep it in there.

Keep it in there, baby.

Oh, daddy.

Daddy,

look how red my ass is from spanking me.

Thank you.

Thank you, Daddy.

You okay, sweetie?

Yeah. How's the view back there? Oh, I'll pull my hair, Daddy.

Oh, my God, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Fuck her and pretend it's me.

Sherry's carrying.

I don't know, Daddy, you tell me.

Daddy,

next game night can I fuck you?

Can I fuck you too, Daddy?