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Did you see that video of that girl
twerking?
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No. I don't think so.
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Her ass, holy crap.
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Like, the whole fucking thing, she's
like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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I've been trying.
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Like, I can do it, like, when I'm backed
over like this, but, like, I can't do
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it in other, like, in any other way.
Okay, okay.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Yeah, the... No.
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The right and the left.
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Oh, yeah.
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I just learned how to do that. I'm just
going to clench.
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I know, right?
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My God, I'm so dreading tonight.
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Oh, my God, I know. Like, why?
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Why would they pick, like, this night,
the only night I have off of work, to
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fucking play a board game?
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A fucking board game.
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Like, there is nothing fun about board
games anymore.
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Like, I would much rather be hanging out
with our friends playing our games.
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I know.
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And drinking. And obviously, we're dads.
We're not going to let us drink
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anything. Our dads are wicked fucking
lame.
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I wish that we could play, like, like,
you know, like, fucking businessmen. So,
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of course, they're lame as fuck.
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We should play, like, you know.
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I wish I could just play, like, spin the
bottle.
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Kiss and tell.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Seven minutes of heaven.
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Oh, my God. You have to tell me about
what happened last weekend with, like,
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that little boy toy that you had going
on. So his name is Jackson.
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We were in the closet for, like.
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Over an hour. Dude, you, like, we were
done playing, but I couldn't get out. So
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what happened?
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Well, like, I started slugging his dick,
and, like, things, like, kind of
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snowballed, and, like, you know, it
just, like, kind of happened. He ate me
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for, like, 30 minutes.
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I've never orgasmed from just some guy
eating me out until that night. I didn't
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have to do, like, any of the work, which
was fucking perfect, because I hate
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doing any of the work.
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I went home with that kid Chris after.
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How did that go? We went back to his
place, we fucked around, you know? He
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me breakfast in the morning, like a
frickin' gentleman, like... Who buys
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breakfast? Who the fuck can do that for
me?
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Damn.
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Maybe that's not how I have to do the
work to get breakfast.
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Oh my god.
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Seriously, by the way.
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I don't want to fuck him again.
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Like, I'm dick crazy right now.
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I know!
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Like, what is with it? I feel like...
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Some shift in energy in the universe I'm
going to get dick in me like right now.
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I know. I feel that heavy.
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Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean, low
-key, your brother's so freaking hot.
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right, all right. I draw the line there.
Leave my brother alone, okay? Me and
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him are too close for you to be fucking
around with him.
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I didn't tell you.
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Are you fucking kidding me? You're such
a little slut.
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Last night, actually.
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I was gone for like 25 minutes. You are
a slut.
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I was gone for like 25 minutes.
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Girl. He wanted to do as much as I did,
so.
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I don't give a fuck who you fuck in my
family. My brother's off limits. Why
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don't you try my dad? Like, he's fucking
lonely.
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I mean, maybe I will.
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Trade for trade. You do my dad, I do
yours.
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Oh, okay.
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Make board games interesting.
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I'm really glad we got a chance to get
together today, get to grow up together,
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you know? This is my favorite game.
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Last in the past, right? I don't think
they ever played it, probably.
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It doesn't have a phone charger, so I
probably don't know what it is.
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Oh, my God, though. Our dads, we can't.
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All right, but stay away from my
brother, Trey. Like, we can do the dads,
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you know. I mean, we could.
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Steer clear of my brother.
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I'm going to take a naughty picture for
Jackson. He's been asking me for one.
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You want to take one with me?
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Yeah.
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I'm just going to Jackson's.
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He's going to love this, literally.
Right?
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Oh, shit. Ready?
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Your boobs are so nice.
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Thank you, babe. I fucking love yours.
You got perky ass.
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Okay, take one with me. I gotta send it
to my boy toy, too.
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Perfect. Right? So cute.
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Let me go grab them.
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Looks like we have everything situated
here.
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Let me grab them.
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Did you respond?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, we're coming.
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Yeah, they're coming right now.
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Alright.
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It's been a while.
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Girls!
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There they are.
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Hey, girls.
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Long time.
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Hi, I'm on the phone.
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It was an important call.
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I told you, they're always on their
phones.
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Millennials. Alright, so... Game night!
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Are you guys happy?
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Are you excited about this? I mean, this
was my game when I was young. It's not
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a video game. How many years ago was
that?
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So, let's not get into that, okay?
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Okay, let's pour your kind. So,
basically what happens is we pick a card
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then it tells you, like, so this.
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Wrenched ankle.
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Monkey with this wrench and see if you
can somehow twist it free. So then
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take it and try to get the wrench out
there and if you do you get the 200
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So I'm gonna put that one at the bottom
and who wants to go first? Should I just
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go first? You know how to play, you can
go first.
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Alright, so... Butterflies in stomachs
for 500.
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Get rid of them to make them stay.
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Once they're free, they will fly away.
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Alright, so where's the butterfly in the
stomach?
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So if you hit the side, you see his
nose.
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No,
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that wasn't it. It didn't count.
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That's when it counts.
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It's been a while. It's been a few
years.
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Did I get it?
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No, you didn't get it.
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We're a little rusty, okay? This is a
fun game, though.
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I don't have my reading glasses on, so
give me a break.
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$100. No.
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$500. Oh, $500. Try to get me, bro.
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All right. It's your turn.
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All right.
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Adam's apple for $300.
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Sam's Adam's apple, not quite right.
Remove it, but don't take a bite. Don't
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take a bite of that apple. Oh, that's a
good one.
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That's really good.
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In normal games, you don't.
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Careful.
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Okay.
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Oh, all right. We got some professionals
here. My sweetie.
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Professionals here. So how much did you
win?
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I think it was $500.
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$300. Look at you with the money.
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I'm bad with money. Come on, Dad.
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The girls are better with the money than
I am, or she is at least.
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All right, I'll take a pint.
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All right, your turn.
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You want to take one from there?
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Water on the knee.
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$500. Move the water on Sam's knee or it
may float away. Your fee.
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Come on. We got good hands.
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I won't tease her.
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Look at that.
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Flawless. Our daughters are like ninjas
at this right now.
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I'm going to be the one. $1 ,400. I
didn't even get my money.
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Come on, Dad. You got it.
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Thank you.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Wish me good luck. What is it? The
broken heart. I've got to get that
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my God.
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You blew it. You're dead. I'm sorry,
sweetie.
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No money. All right, so it's my turn
again. My turn again. Oh, $2 ,000.
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The bread basket.
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Sam ate his toast with too much jelly.
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Now it's bothering his belly.
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A little lower than his belly, but it's
down there.
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Good luck with that one.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Careful, careful.
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I think...
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Two grand.
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Two grand, baby. One, two, three.
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Funny funny bone remove this bone and
take Sam's riches when it's gone. He'll
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in stitches The
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first
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time you guys got too confident
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Come on, don't let me down.
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Don't let me down.
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She got it in the bag. How much was
that, babe? 1 ,200. 1 ,200?
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Give her 200.
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Spare ribs? Who's got the most amount of
money?
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Hey, watch her.
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She goes on my wall all the time.
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Give me your money.
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I dare you to touch my dad's cock.
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No way.
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Come on. You fucking pussy.
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What are you guys doing? Are you playing
the game or what? Yeah, yeah.
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So what do you got? I got spare ribs.
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Oh, that's an easy one. How much is
that? 200?
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What an easy one. Let's see if I can get
this.
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Are you okay?
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Sorry, sorry.
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You hit one turn.
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Sorry, I thought I had it. I was so
close.
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Right. What did you have? The spare
ribs?
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It was the ribs, yeah.
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Oh, I got the spare ribs too.
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Well, the patient has some ribs to
spare. Can you pull them out of there?
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All right. Isn't this so much fun? I
love this game. It's been so many years.
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Ah! It was a tough one.
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It is a tough one.
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What's... What's the problem?
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You're kind of bored.
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Yeah, the game's kind of boring. This is
so much fun. You're doing so good.
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Yeah, but I'm doing too good to the
point where it's not fun.
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It's so much fun. This is my favorite
game. All right, well, do you have
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I mean, we don't have any other board
games on. You know that, so... You don't
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have to play a board game. We could do
something else. But it's game night.
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Why don't we play Truth or Dare?
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What? Truth or Dare.
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Truth or Dare.
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Kids, do you even play that anymore?
Truth or Dare?
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Yeah? Are you kidding me?
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That's like...
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I dare you to do this or truth. All
right.
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Truth or dare? Who wants to go first?
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I can go first.
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All right, hon.
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Daddy, truth or dare?
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I will go with a truth.
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I mean, we're cheating on mom.
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Oh.
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Ew.
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I heard some rumors.
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Well,
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there was this one time. Oh. Okay.
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There was this one time.
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No, it was a long time ago, hon. You
were...
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A toddler.
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Does she know about it? Yeah, she does.
We work everything out. That's two.
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That's two.
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I only get one question.
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Gosh. I thought you didn't play this
game. Whoa. I didn't know we were
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into such serious questions. Wow.
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All right.
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So now, how's it work? Now it's my turn
to ask you a question?
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I can ask anybody?
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I think so.
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I'll ask.
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You know what? No, I'll ask.
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Okay.
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Don't ask that question. All right,
Dakota.
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Be good. When is the last time you
skipped school?
248
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:12,550
I mean, I dropped out of college. She
dropped out?
249
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,530
Did you know she dropped out?
250
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:15,730
Does your mother know that?
251
00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,970
I've been paying this whole time for
you.
252
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,150
We need a shopping trip. Sorry, Daddy.
253
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,770
It's okay, babe.
254
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,890
This is our little angel.
255
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,050
Listen to all that we're figuring out
about each other.
256
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,190
Don't tell your mother.
257
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:32,290
Alright, who's their dare?
258
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:36,270
I dare you to lose your top.
259
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,450
What? Oh,
260
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:44,430
okay. What the hell? Daddy, it's just a
game.
261
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,790
I know, but... This is how we're playing
the game.
262
00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:49,950
It's okay.
263
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,460
Are you okay with this?
264
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,100
I mean, it's the game they want to play.
Okay, it's my turn.
265
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,960
Trick or dare.
266
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,220
Dare.
267
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,880
I dare you to take your top off.
268
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,120
Oh. Oh my gosh.
269
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,680
What has gotten into you, girls?
270
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920
Shut up, daddy.
271
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,100
I've been this way for a while.
272
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,040
We just wanted to play a board game.
273
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,680
Yeah, and we got bored of the board
game.
274
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,019
All right, all right, all right.
275
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020
Trick or dare.
276
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,440
Are we still going?
277
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,660
Dare you to swap places with me.
278
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,020
And let your dad touch your boobs.
279
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,300
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
280
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:32,400
Did I... Wait, what?
281
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,880
What did I say?
282
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:40,800
I guess... Did you say swap places and
touch... I guess
283
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,780
you're supposed to touch your boobs.
284
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,060
Come on, Daddy. It's not a big deal.
285
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,300
Are you sure you're okay with that? I
don't know.
286
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,600
Oh my God. Okay.
287
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,740
What? Am I supposed to grab your tits
too?
288
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,580
Yeah. It's only fair.
289
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:03,740
Wow. I can't believe we're doing this
right now.
290
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,960
Harlow.
291
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,020
They're just like mom's tits.
292
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Only younger.
293
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,280
And probably perkier. Are you sure?
294
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,880
Is this what y 'all want?
295
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,500
Yeah. It's just a game.
296
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,360
Well, a lot funner than this one.
297
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:23,700
Troubadour. Oh, God. Where are we going
from here?
298
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,859
I don't know.
299
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,400
I dare you to kiss your dad.
300
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,239
Wait, what?
301
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,360
I dare you to kiss your dad.
302
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,240
All right.
303
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360
Same time?
304
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440
Mm -hmm.
305
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,800
Okay. Come on. One, two, three.
306
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,520
I bet you wish you could.
307
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,040
You guys are such teasers.
308
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,060
But, Daddy, the fun is about here.
309
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,260
I'm so confused right now.
310
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,740
What are you up to?
311
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,230
I think I know what they want. What do
you think, Daddy? I think I know what
312
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,350
they want, but I don't know. There you
go.
313
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:17,770
Come on, Daddy.
314
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,790
Okay.
315
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,310
Take a good look.
316
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:26,950
Oh, man.
317
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:32,530
What's gotten into y 'all? I feel
like...
318
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,930
Do you like how I look, Daddy?
319
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:54,930
That's a really nice ass.
320
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,310
You thinking what I'm thinking?
321
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,710
Uh, yeah.
322
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:03,310
I should go over here. A little
switcheroo.
323
00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:05,829
There we go.
324
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:07,990
We took a real little kiss.
325
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920
Come here, honey.
326
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,820
Yeah, let's switch back up for a second.
327
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,100
Let's see this.
328
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,660
You like that, Daddy?
329
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880
I do.
330
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,120
Have you been a bad girl?
331
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,440
Yeah.
332
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,820
She's pretty bad, too.
333
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,520
You like my best friend, though, Daddy?
334
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,700
Yeah, I think he's all that.
335
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
I feel my daughter's pussy.
336
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,280
I don't know. You think of what I'm
thinking?
337
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,160
Take a feel.
338
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,960
Do you know how my friend's pussy feels,
Daddy?
339
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,180
I feel it.
340
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:14,820
I'm thinking the same thing.
341
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,570
Yeah, here's a hug. Here, Daddy.
342
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,190
Sure is.
343
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,370
Daddy, look.
344
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,180
You see, sweetie?
345
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,120
You're doing a good job.
346
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,820
Do I look good when I'm plucking talk?
347
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,240
Put it here.
348
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,940
There you go. Give her a hand. Give her
a hand.
349
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,180
There you go.
350
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,380
You're the best daughter ever.
351
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,440
Oh, God.
352
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,960
I'm getting the best daddies ever.
353
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:33,290
Do you like the sticking on that? She's
a pretty good one, too.
354
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:38,030
Oh, you look so cute, sweetie.
355
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,350
Thanks, Daddy.
356
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,590
You're welcome.
357
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,490
I bet you wish this was your cock daddy.
358
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:18,410
It's way better than that board game.
359
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:20,710
I don't know.
360
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:25,270
You like the way my friend sucks your
cock, daddy?
361
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:26,670
I do, sweeties.
362
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,250
Amazing. Oh, fuck.
363
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,630
There you go.
364
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,490
Look at all the hands.
365
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:45,310
My best friends.
366
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,090
Besties.
367
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,450
Besties for the DJs.
368
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,270
Bestie BJ friends.
369
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,800
Oh yeah, there you go
370
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,340
Give her a kiss. Give her a kiss on the
cheek there.
371
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,140
Yeah, there you go.
372
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,660
Here, honey. Give her a little kiss.
373
00:22:01,179 --> 00:22:05,840
I wish I could suck your cock too,
daddy.
374
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:09,260
Oh my god. I wish you could suck my cock
too.
375
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,720
Yeah, give me a little kiss.
376
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,260
Come on, give me two kisses.
377
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,520
Oh, yeah.
378
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,320
Mm, close.
379
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,440
You wish you could suck your dad's cock?
380
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:07,560
I
381
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:14,500
wish I
382
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,580
was choking on yours, daddy.
383
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,780
You have the best daughters ever.
384
00:23:27,310 --> 00:23:28,310
How are you doing, sweetie?
385
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:34,570
I just wish I could be sucking your
cock, Daddy. Oh, I can't wait to suck my
386
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:35,590
cock, but not today.
387
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:38,130
Hey, what could you do with me?
388
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:42,030
You like sucking my cock?
389
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,310
Can I suck your cock?
390
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:47,690
What a good little girl you are. You
would love that, wouldn't you? Mm -hmm.
391
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:48,890
Slow that, baby.
392
00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,510
That's a good girl.
393
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:25,540
Look at me daddy
394
00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:27,970
You look so beautiful, sweetie.
395
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,030
How you doing over there?
396
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:34,550
Is this what y 'all had in mind? Uh
-huh. Instead of board games?
397
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:36,010
Uh -huh.
398
00:24:36,290 --> 00:24:37,290
Fuck, yeah.
399
00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:41,050
Watch your dad see you fucking get hit
in the face with a big fucking gun.
400
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:42,230
Should we have good YouTube?
401
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,010
You want to do my turn?
402
00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:46,530
Yeah.
403
00:25:27,129 --> 00:25:29,050
Daddy can I fuck him?
404
00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:33,790
Can I fuck him?
405
00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:36,070
I can.
406
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:37,790
Thank you daddy.
407
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,300
Fuckin' asshole, man. Fuckin' who's got
pussy, motherfucker.
408
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,160
Fuckin'
409
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,000
hard pussy.
410
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:05,780
What are you doing there, sweetie?
411
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,480
Daddy's fucking me.
412
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,760
You feel good?
413
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Yeah.
414
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:12,840
Daddy, I wish I was sucking your cock.
415
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,460
Do you like it when I eat your
daughter's pussy?
416
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,040
How's my pussy look, Daddy?
417
00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:37,540
Daddy,
418
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,260
it feels so good.
419
00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:50,090
You're doing such a good job.
420
00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:52,070
You feel good?
421
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:02,450
You like cooking my best friend, Daddy?
422
00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:08,910
Oh, Daddy, her pussy tastes fucking
awesome.
423
00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:12,010
I bet it does.
424
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:15,850
Oh, I taste it.
425
00:27:16,290 --> 00:27:17,290
Oh, yeah.
426
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,040
She looks like she's having fun.
427
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,080
Aw, Daddy.
428
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,280
Is this your whole plan the whole time?
429
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,500
You okay?
430
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:01,520
How does she taste, sweetie?
431
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,900
She tastes so good, Daddy.
432
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,060
Your mother would be so proud of you.
433
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,700
I wish I could fuck you, Daddy.
434
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,800
Fuck!
435
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,820
Daddy, your cock tastes so good. So good
that don't let me.
436
00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:38,660
Are you okay down here?
437
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,619
Mm -hmm.
438
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:41,220
Oh, that was scary.
439
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:49,940
Oh, Daddy, I feel so good.
440
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200
You feel so good, sweetie?
441
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:52,540
Yeah.
442
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:01,900
Can you smack your ass?
443
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,960
You want to spank your ass?
444
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Daddy,
445
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
I want to spank my ass.
446
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,260
You want to spank your ass?
447
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,580
Daddy, spank mine.
448
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,300
There you go.
449
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:24,780
You're such a naughty girl.
450
00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:27,040
Who do we have such naughty daughters?
451
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,780
Oh, daddy.
452
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,560
Oh, it feels so good.
453
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,900
You look so cute today.
454
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,900
You go eat your ass.
455
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:05,580
Eat your ass.
456
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,100
We'll see you fucker close up, baby.
457
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:09,570
I wish he was your cock, fuck me.
458
00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:15,030
Oh, daddy, I want you to fuck me.
459
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:34,040
I can see fucker
460
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,700
I'll pretend it's me, Daddy.
461
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,240
Put it back in, put it back in.
462
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:12,870
Oh, it's hot again. Put it back in,
sweetie.
463
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:15,030
Put it back in, sweetie. There you go.
464
00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:18,490
Oh, put it back in. Oh,
465
00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:23,770
it's so tight. Oh, you.
466
00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:25,930
Oh, fuck that.
467
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,170
Oh, it feels so good.
468
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,180
You put it back in for me.
469
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,020
Daddy, let me put it back in for you.
There we go.
470
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480
There we go.
471
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:10,860
Oh, you're so sweet, Daddy.
472
00:34:11,139 --> 00:34:12,139
Oh,
473
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,699
you're cooking me so good, Daddy.
474
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,460
I wish it was you.
475
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:47,630
You want to put it back in there? Yeah.
476
00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:49,889
Hey, lay down there a little.
477
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,050
Oh.
478
00:34:52,889 --> 00:34:53,788
Tastes good?
479
00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:54,790
Oh, yeah.
480
00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:56,909
Oh, thank you. Oh, oh, oh.
481
00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:00,130
Oh, oh, oh.
482
00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:01,490
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.
483
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:03,590
Oh, oh, oh.
484
00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:28,830
There you go.
485
00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:30,130
Help your daddy out.
486
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:25,310
You want to put it in sweetie?
487
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,178
Oh, spit on it.
488
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:28,959
Oh,
489
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960
spit on it again.
490
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,060
There you go.
491
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,460
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
492
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,360
Yeah,
493
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,220
Daddy.
494
00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,460
She's so wet.
495
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,580
Oh, you look so beautiful, sweetie.
496
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,520
Daddy, you're so sweet.
497
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,540
Oh, Daddy.
498
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,180
I wish there was your cock inside me.
499
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:29,589
Put it back in somewhere.
500
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:30,590
There you go.
501
00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:32,530
Oh.
502
00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:35,150
Oh. Oh.
503
00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:36,790
Oh. Oh.
504
00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:40,970
Oh.
505
00:37:41,570 --> 00:37:43,350
Oh. Oh. Oh.
506
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,290
Oh. Oh. Oh.
507
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:46,770
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
508
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:48,770
Oh.
509
00:38:01,390 --> 00:38:02,490
Oh my God. Oh my God.
510
00:38:37,430 --> 00:38:39,050
Oh, I feel so good, Daddy.
511
00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:44,890
I wish I could lift your cock, Daddy.
512
00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:07,700
Are you proud of me?
513
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:14,180
Oh, my God.
514
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:18,280
Oh, shit. There you go.
515
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,200
There you go. Thank you.
516
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,400
You're helping Daddy out.
517
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,880
You're such a sweetheart.
518
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,060
Oh, Daddy, play on my nipples.
519
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:47,620
Oh, sweetie, give me some spit.
520
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,960
Give me some spit.
521
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:50,940
Perfect.
522
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,680
Oh, put it back in.
523
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:54,400
Oh, yeah.
524
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,280
There you go.
525
00:39:58,140 --> 00:39:59,140
There you go.
526
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,280
Oh, yeah. Fucker, get me home.
527
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,740
You having fun?
528
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,180
Better than board games?
529
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,540
Way better.
530
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,320
Oh my God, baby, you look so cute.
531
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,600
Oh, thanks, Daddy.
532
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:43,860
Daddy, we hope to see you again.
533
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,860
I love it, sweetie.
534
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,500
You look so beautiful.
535
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,520
Oh,
536
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:54,360
you make a pounder, Daddy.
537
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,160
Oh, my God.
538
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,840
Oh, Daddy.
539
00:41:58,660 --> 00:41:59,660
Oh,
540
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,140
you look so good, sweetie.
541
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,650
Daddy, I wish I could fucking cook.
542
00:42:57,010 --> 00:43:00,190
I wish I could bite your cock, Daddy.
543
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:02,690
Daddy wants it too, baby.
544
00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:04,350
Daddy wants it too.
545
00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:10,850
Oh, Daddy.
546
00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:15,190
Oh, Daddy.
547
00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:33,170
Oh, Daddy.
548
00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,610
Oh,
549
00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:41,350
Daddy, his hug is so big.
550
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,480
This is sexy, Daddy. This is sexy.
551
00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:32,190
Good girl.
552
00:44:32,810 --> 00:44:33,930
Good girl.
553
00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:40,690
Do you like the way my face feels up
against your dick, Daddy?
554
00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:43,150
Watch
555
00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:54,010
him
556
00:44:54,010 --> 00:44:54,968
fuck me, Daddy.
557
00:44:54,970 --> 00:44:55,990
Oh, sweetie.
558
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:06,410
Pull me into her.
559
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:54,900
Come on, sweetie.
560
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,960
Come on,
561
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,020
sweetie. Good
562
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:16,220
girl.
563
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,500
Put it back in there.
564
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:20,180
Thank you.
565
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,500
Help!
566
00:47:38,670 --> 00:47:39,670
Put it in, sweetie.
567
00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:41,610
Put it in.
568
00:47:42,890 --> 00:47:44,450
Oh, there
569
00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:50,330
you go, sweetie.
570
00:48:30,730 --> 00:48:31,649
Keep it in there.
571
00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:33,010
Keep it in there, baby.
572
00:48:33,470 --> 00:48:38,670
Oh, daddy.
573
00:48:40,230 --> 00:48:41,230
Daddy,
574
00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:49,250
look how red my ass is from spanking me.
575
00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:35,060
Thank you.
576
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:03,999
Thank you, Daddy.
577
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
You okay, sweetie?
578
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:07,960
Yeah. How's the view back there? Oh,
I'll pull my hair, Daddy.
579
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,480
Oh, my God, Daddy.
580
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:12,780
Oh, my God.
581
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,600
Fuck her and pretend it's me.
582
00:51:58,990 --> 00:51:59,990
Sherry's carrying.
583
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,400
I don't know, Daddy, you tell me.
584
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,100
Daddy,
585
00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:57,720
next game night can I fuck you?
586
00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:00,240
Can I fuck you too, Daddy?
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