Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING]

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING] -[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

-[SWORD THUDDING] -[BLOOD SPLATTERING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[PAINT SPRAY HISSING]

[♪♪♪]

ROCKET: Hm, I know what you're thinking.

Freak,

geek,

nerd.

We've heard it all.

We're cosplayers.

We're the people you see rocking everything

from wolf suits in the middle of summer

to skimpy thongs, mid-winter.

Normies?

Normal people.

They indulge in this life every Halloween,

but we live it.

We bring our characters to life.

We build our costumes from scratch.

We stitch, we glue, we build, we buy, sometimes,

but we rock our cosplay with pride.

A couple times every year,

we make our pilgrimage to the cons,

some big, some small,

wearing costumes of characters you know

and some you've never heard of.

We're ugly.

We're sexy.

We dance.

We fight.

Above all, we live,

through creativity, through art,

we shape our world.

And while every con is awesome,

this con,...

AnimeCON West is our con.

Small local con to be sure,

but it's the place where we, the Rocket's Rockets.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[DOOR CLICKS]

We are heroes.

♪ And now we're here, the moment's come ♪

♪ I can leave, work is done ♪

♪ And just one thing is left to do ♪

♪ We gotta take the stage and show them something new ♪

♪ To keep our cool and stay the course ♪

♪ To hell with Zander getting lost ♪

♪ And make our way to the cosmic stage ♪

♪ To Rockets all

You like it, I know you do.

♪ It's Comic Con over the years ♪

♪ Screw the assholes, we're out of here ♪

♪ It's Comic Con, the time has come ♪

♪ The time is here for having fun ♪

Zander.

Poser.

[LAUGHS]

ROCKET: Beef?

Original costume choice.

Oh, I see you still haven't been able to replace this, Rocket.

[LAUGHS]

No, we got something better.

[GRUNTING]

Can't control your little two-person team here?

Oh, what, what you gonna do?

-It's not worth it. -Fine.

Good buddy, huh.

[LAUGHS]

Punkie, it's all good, we got this.

That's right, muzzle your dog.

Hey, asshole, you need to muzzle yourself.

You need to check yourself, bitch.

Or what?

Or we'll evaporate you.

[CHUCKLES]

[LAUGHING]

Oh honey, you mean eviscerate.

You're clearly more cleavage than clever.

[LAUGHING]

That's sass!

Guys, please.

You know, you're all real so smart

following this piece of human excrement.

Why are you being such an asshole?

They came in second nationally last year

and Rocket's been there.

Been there for who? For everybody, until he isn't?

Right, leaders don't leave their teams behind.

Leave behind?

Are you kidding me, Zander?

Mama's Boy!

You know, that's really rich coming from you, Mr. MIA.

ROCKET: Guys.

[CLAIRE SCOFFING]

Guys.

Yeah, yeah, you guys are mop rockets.

-Yeah, guys and Rocket. -Yeah, guys and Rocket.

[LAUGHING]

You know, you are a real piece of shit.

Oh, here we go.

You're a real piece of shit,

a piece of shit I wish I could shit out!

Yeah, you can't deny the fact

that you always ride your mommy's little back.

You and your money, okay?

You have zero, absolute, not a talent!

One, this is what I think about that comment you just made.

Two, my mother actually made your costumes

for quite some time there.

Three, unlike you, I work my ass off for my money.

And four,

unless you guys are going for Guardians of the Garbage,

your cosplay sucks.

So suck on that.

Zander's a real leader.

He's so strong.

He's so smart.

[CHUCKLES]

JAVI: Leader, my ass.

You ain't nothing but a punk, Rocket.

[LAUGHING]

Punk who beat your sorry ass last year.

Same punk who's gonna beat it again this year.

Even with you stealing our concept and routine.

Welcome to the regional qualifier

for the national competition here at AnimeCON West!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

Now it is time for our main event,

the thing you have all been waiting for,

our team competition!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

But now, without further ado,

let's bring out our first team.

You know them well.

It's Team Force!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

NARRATOR: A lone Jedi travels the inhospitable wastes

of a lost moon searching for a way

to rebuild his order.

But what's this?

[CREATURE GROWLING]

Oh, feel the dark side, Wan-Obi.

I knew you'd be here.

I'm prepared to face you.

I am master!

Master of the Light Side,

here to put an end to you!

-[LIGHT SABERS CRACKLING] -[AUDIENCE GASPING]

We will take everything from you, Jedi scum.

-[LIGHT SABERS CRACKLING] -[BOTH GRUNTING]

[MASTER LAUGHING]

MASTER: You may have defeated my apprentice,

now you have to defeat me.

[ENERGY CRACKLING]

Your powers mean nothing.

[LIGHT SABER THUDDING AND CRACKLING]

[♪♪♪]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen,

that was the Force bringing some cosmic energy

to light this place up.

But now, we have something special for you.

Two teams, two rivals, one awesome showdown.

You know who I'm talking about.

And now, without further hesitation, delegation,

or delay,

let's bring out our second team and last year's runner up,

it's Team Zander Rules!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]

-Whoo! -Whoo!

[♪♪♪]

Guys, guys, you're gonna miss it,

come here.

-You think they took the bait? -Of course they took the bait.

[ZANDER LAUGHING]

ZANDER: Oh, you guys are idiots.

ROCKET: First, we lure them in.

Then we bust out the moves.

With any luck, Zander will take the bait, post up close,

record the whole thing and completely rip us off.

-Costumes are dead on. -But they gotta be idiots

not to see what we trying to throw.

Oh, no, they took it.

I mean, still?

You gotta be shitting me!

They took it, yep.

NARRATOR: When four star-crossed lovers

find themselves trapped in an enemy's--

-Look how stupid. -Oh!

[CELLPHONE RINGING] -Damn it, Mom!

Claire, could you please record it?

-Oh, I got this. -It might be an emergency.

NARRATOR: Saving the universe, they will look so sexy.

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

NARRATOR: It's them!

Zander.

Five, six, seven.

NARRATOR: Rules!

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

Hey, Mom, what's up?

-Is everything okay? -Yeah.

Mom, I'm backstage right now, we're about to go up.

You are?

I am so excited for you guys.

Winning this will make three years in a row.

[ALL GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: All right, all right.

I mean, the costumes this year alone nearly killed me.

Four sets, really?

[MUFFLED SINGING]

Again, I mean, when I was on stage,

I know it's a little different,

but it's all about showmanship, you know? Well?

Yeah, you know, we're not talking about that right now.

NARRATOR: I can't wait to...

...find.

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: Love the costumes.

-Rocket? -Yeah, yeah, sorry, what?

[♪♪♪]

Yes, yes, everybody loves the costumes, Mom,

you did a great job.

Great.

-So I think-- -ROCKET [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God!

ROCKET [ON PHONE]: You know what, Mom?

I'm gonna go post some more pictures.

No, no, no, you don't need to make another Facebook post,

not another Snap, Instagram, I think, I think they get it.

Oh, okay, I love you, baby.

Go Rocket's Rockets, whoo!

[BLOWS KISS]

Yeah, right, I love you too, Mom, bye.

Damn!

Okay, that was good, right?

Yeah.

Whoo!

I missed it.

I have it immortalized forever.

Almost makes us feel bad for them.

Sorry.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING SPARSELY]

And now,

Rocket's Rockets!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

[TAKES A DEEP BREATH]

Oh, they are gonna be so pissed.

Serves them right,

they shouldn't have tried to steal our routine.

[IMITATES REVVING ENGINE]

Let's do it.

Oh, yeah!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

[NARRATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

I love you, Rocket!

[NARRATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[PAINT SPRAY HISSING]

And the team moving on

to the National Grand Championship is,

drum roll please.

♪ A little bit of a wild side

♪ She loves to play with my mind ♪

♪ She'll start a fight right after ♪

♪ I try to text goodnight

Rocket's Rockets!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

♪ She's got me hooked on her wild heart ♪

♪ Chasing every shooting star

♪ Crash and burn, fall apart

♪ I'm looking for my fix, baby

♪ Can you give it to me maybe

♪ I'm not addicted to you

♪ I'm addicted to crazy

FANS: Rocket's Rockets! Rocket's Rockets!

Rocket's Rockets! Rocket's Rockets!

[WAILS]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

Let's go then, let's go!

-Ah, yeah! -[LAUGHING]

We did it, man, we did it! Yeah!

♪ Every time her hand is in mine ♪

Rocket, we won, what's the matter?

-Nothing. -We won.

Nothing, nothing.

What do you guys think, roof time?

Roof time, we should go celebrate.

-Yeah! -Whoo hoo!

-Hell yeah! -Whoo hoo!

-Hell, let's go! -[ALL CHEERING]

♪ I'm looking for my fix, baby ♪

♪ Can you give it to me maybe

♪ I'm not addicted to you

♪ I'm addicted to crazy

[OVERLAPPING SPEECH]

Man, that shit was amazing, right?

Two years in a row, they try and steal our ideas,

two years in a row, we beat their asses.

It's been two years,

it's been longer than that, right?

No, man, just two years so far.

-PUNKIE: We did it. -CLAIRE: Oh, I love that.

CASHIER: Why are you guys dressed like that?

All right.

Hey, I only met you like what, six months ago?

Excuse me.

You'd think that by now, I'd know not to offer

to buy you food.

[CLAIRE GIGGLING]

-You eat like Luffy. -CLAIRE: Charming.

PUNKIE: But wait, when y'all know how that shit went down?

CASHIER: You need to pay for that.

-Hm? -[SCRUNCHES]

It's good, man, I got it.

[BEEPS]

He's just standing there and no good reason.

Hey, I had a reason.

[SCRUNCHES]

-[ALL LAUGHING] -No good reason.

-And what was his reason? -JAVI: Oh, I had a reason.

Ninjas, 'cause he won Ninja Challenge.

-Ninja Challenge! -[ROCKET LAUGHING]

Man, I totally forgot the switch.

I cannot believe I forgot about that.

Oh, my God, wait, Javi, you'd be amazing at that.

Guys, think about all the different cosplay we could do

with him as different ninjas!

-Oh, man. -[SCRUNCHES]

Have you guys thought about that?

Snap. You could-- You could be--

you could be you Ninja Jack.

Or Ninja Turtle.

Or one of those ranchers from Ninja Scroll.

-Or Kakashi Sensei! -Or Kakashi!

Oh, my God, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-Javi, who do you wanna be? -[SCRUNCHES]

Can I be Samurai Jack from that cartoon?

Not just that talk about Naruto or Basilisk or, or...

Oh, Javi...

[BEEPING]

"Ninja Resurrection!"

That's what I'm talking about, bitch.

I want the Green Ranger,

I love the Green Ranger from "Mighty Morphin."

That would just go through anything, kicks, jabs,

take them all out.

-Oh! -[CLAIRE LAUGHING]

I do, but I do see.

CLAIRE: I have the templates, I have the template.

I have the template, we can do that, yes.

You guys, Rocky is already helping me

with the shoulder pad and helmet.

-CASHIER: Money. -Guys.

-I see it, I see it. -ROCKET: Guys.

CLAIRE: Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, my God, I can see it.

-This is amazing, yes. -Guys, guys!

What?

[LAUGHING]

What are you--

What are these things supposed to be?

Hm, they look like the homeless tree dancers.

[SNIGGERING]

I'm-- I'm sorry, excuse me?

What are you all supposed to be?

I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- I'm sorry, excuse me.

What are y'all supposed to be?

No, I know what you said, bitch.

-Excuse me? -Girl.

[CHUCKLES] She totally gets me, right?

In other words,

it's none of your damn business, bitch.

Whoa, what the hell did you say to her?

Steve, maybe they're just mad,...

...'cause of this shitty trophy.

ROCKET: Our trophy.

Hey, you can give that back now, please.

That's-- that's ours.

Hey, Green Lady, uh,

do you wanna get with my Jolly Green Giant?

[LAUGHING]

What the hell's wrong with you people?

Oh, this dude thinks he's hot shit.

What do you think about going outside, huh?

Taking it outside, Big Blue Smurf Man?

All right, bitch, we could take it outside.

I got no problem.

Look guys, will you stop being complete assholes?

STEVE: Assholes!

[LAUGHS]

Look, it's cool, all right?

You guys go back to your six.

I'll take the trophy back.

Trophy?

Oh, what's this a trophy for?

Dressing up, looking like a bunch of weirdos?

Seriously, losers.

Look guys, it literally means nothing to you.

But for us,

we worked very hard to earn it, so.

-[SCRUNCHES] -[BULLIES LAUGHING]

GIRL 1: Oh really?

What'd you get this for,

making a costume?

No, I-- I didn't make this costume.

His mom made it, bitch.

[LAUGHING]

What a bitch.

-I'll take the trophy back now. -Fine, have it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[TROPHY CLANKING]

Asshole!

-[PUNKIE GRUNTS] -I... I can fix it.

[LAUGHING]

[MUFFLED BULLIES CHATTERING]

[GUN CLATTERS]

[ROCKET ROARING]

JAVI: You guys think he'll be okay?

PUNKIE: Rocket?

[PUNKIE BLOWS RASPBERRY]

PUNKIE: You know, Rocket's gone through much worse, bro.

JAVI: I see that.

You know what?

I'm gonna go get our boy back in shape.

That's right.

Hey, Rocket!

Yo, Rock.

Rocket.

How you doing?

Rocket.

Amazing.

Wonderful, best celebration ever.

You don't get to be sarcastic with me, bitch.

What are you still doing with that piece of junk?

-Will you just leave it? -Fine.

[TROPHY CLANKING]

I'll leave it.

But carrying that chip on your shoulder ain't gonna do

any of us any good.

They punched me in my eye!

PUNKIE: Yeah, you'll live, bitch.

-They insulted you! -I don't--

ROCKET: Look at what they did to the trophy!

You think I care about getting insulted?

They destroyed our trophy!

It's just a trophy.

Can't we get another trophy?

[ROCKET SCOFFS]

Can you-- It's done, okay, I'm done.

Okay. Okay, I'm done.

'Cause of a trophy, Rock, 'cause of a trophy?

-ROCKET: Yeah. -You're sitting up here

melon in this corner and it's over what?

A trophy, seriously?

What are you talking about, Punkie?

Don't you see this thing? It's done.

Bitch. I'm done!

Yo, we can get another trophy.

But, but this shit, this shit right here.

This, this shit about something else, dog.

I try really, really hard.

I know you try hard.

Claire, Javi, they know you try hard,

but what you don't get, man, this is not your fault.

I'm not talking about that, Punkie.

Then what are you talking about?

Being a decent human being.

Common courtesy.

Manners.

It's not that hard.

What?

Well, why-- why should I turn my other cheek,

when there's just 10 more douche bags

waiting to take their shot at every corner and turn.

Rocket, don't worry about them fools, man.

You know, sometimes shit just happens.

No, no, Punkie, shit doesn't just happen,

shitty people make shit happen.

All right?

The person that hires you for a job

and repeatedly tells you how to do it.

The people hate us...

...for liking something different.

The meanness for no good reason, no freaking reason.

Punkie.

Why-- why should I be nice to them?

Why should I have any respect?

It's just a matter of time...

...before I become just like them.

All right.

Well...

You can stay here and have your pissy fit, all right?

But I'm gonna go be with our friends

and enjoy the rest of the night.

And maybe you could join us

when you stop being a little bitch

and start showing some guts, man.

[GRAVEL CRUNCHES]

[TROPHY RATTLES]

Damn it!

[TROPHY CLANKING]

Rocket, where are you going?

I'm tired.

My eye hurts!

I can barely see anything, I'm going home!

JAVI: Guess we're all gonna have to go home then.

That's right.

That's only because we feel sorry for your ass!

-JAVI: Not too sorry. -PUNKIE: Let's go.

[JAVI GROANS]

JAVI: This is enough for me to go Super Saiyan.

PUNKIE: Super Saiyan three, man.

JAVI: That was always my favorite transformation.

PUNKIE: Long-haired shit off.

[CAR HORN TOOTING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

-[CLAIRE SHRIEKING] -Hey!

-PUNKIE: Hell no! -It's okay.

What you doing, rapist?

-It's okay, it's just he's-- -Come on. Come on.

He's--

No, you don't have to be nice about this, Claire.

Punkie.

Who goes around in garbage grabbing people arms like that?

-Punkie. -MAN 1: Real superheroes?

Are you real superheroes?

[ROCKET LAUGHING]

Can I please have the shiny pieces?

[CHUCKLES] No.

So now the homeless kid's got jokes.

-[ROCKET LAUGHS] -Rocket, chill out.

No, no, I'm-- I'm fine, Punkie, I'm just-- I'm just laughing

at all the hilarious jokers I've seen tonight.

We've got Zander and those pricks from the liquor store

and-- and now this kid, you know what?

I hope it's freezing tonight.

Claire,

you good?

Yeah, guys, really, I'm good.

-Fine. -I'm good.

-Good? -Yes.

-Well, let's go. -Okay.

-Come on. -Yep.

All right.

CLAIRE: It's all good, Javi.

JAVI: Hey, Punkie, wait up.

-PUNKIE: Claire? -CLAIRE: Yep, I'm good.

JAVI: You believe this guy?

Getting ready to smack this guy, yeah.

Technically, we're space bandits at the moment,

but I like to think that we're superheroes all the time,

no matter what, here.

Your friend over there,

tell him that it's gonna be okay.

You tell him that he can't give up.

Thank you. Seriously, though, don't mind him.

He's-- he's just had a really rough night, usually he--

Hello?

-Let's go. -Okay.

Um...

That's weird.

PUNKIE: Come on, Claire.

Okay, yeah.

-Hello. -Okay, um...

PUNKIE: Claire.

Okay, okay, okay, I'm...

-Come on, man. -I'm coming.

You wash your hands, girl.

I'm coming. That's what happened.

JAVI: Hey, let's go.

Punkie, what you looking at?

[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]

[TRAFFIC RUMBLING]

ANIME CHARACTER 1: [ON TV] Go take him apart, girls.

No!

This can't be.

You, this I can't forgive.

ANIME CHARACTER 2: [ON TV] Tell me where my sister is.

ANIME CHARACTER 1: [ON TV] I'll never tell you.

[ANIME CHARACTER YELLING]

[♪♪♪]

[ANIME CHARACTER CHOKING]

-[ANIME CHARACTER GROANING] -[BLOOD SPLATTERS]

Why so much blood?

Because he's cut him in half with a samurai sword.

[DOOR THUDDING]

JAVI: Oh my God, Claire, oh, my God.

Please tell me it's ready.

-JAVI: Oh, my God. -It is ready!

-Oh! -That is awesome!

-Ready! -That is...

-Oh my God. -Oh my God.

-That is awesome! -You did it again, girl.

-Dodo dodo! -It's amazing!

I'm so happy that you guys like it.

Hell yeah, this is awesome.

It is.

The Spandex is incredible.

-Oh, my God. -And the white piping.

But look at this, Javi.

-Claire, look at the detail. -I'm so glad you guys like it.

PUNKIE: Look at the stitching. You did great.

ROCKET: So no one asked me about my eye?

Of course not.

That'll be Rock.

Is he still mad?

He's all ducked up now.

JAVI: This is so sweet.

Oh, what do you think? I just finished it.

What is it?

What, you know what it is?

Rocket, can you not see it?

It's the green under suit,

the Green Ranger suit, does it not look like it?

It looks like it, yeah?

-PUNKIE: Of course. -CLAIRE: You don't like it, or?

No, it's great.

Wonderful, good job.

He likes it,

he's just still churned up from the other night,

but he'll come around.

It really does look great, Claire.

Thanks.

Hey guys, I'm ordering from GIGO's, who's--

-PUNKIE: Me. -GIGO's, I am down.

I'll take pepperoni.

JAVI: I need those spicy sausage.

Here's the menu.

[CHUCKLES]

-Guys. -PUNKIE: Mm-Hm. You dig.

[LAUGHING]

Guys!

-Pepperoni, yo. -Mm-Hm.

True that, baby.

Guys!

DEVAN is working, it's the weekend.

The pizza, however, is on point.

Mm-Hm, true that.

Okay, yeah, you guys can do whatever you want.

Okay, I'm not answering the door though, so.

I wasn't gonna ask you to answer the door, Claire.

Oh, thanks, Rocket.

Hey, what's your problem?

That guy's an utter scumbag, bottom of the barrel

piece of shit with no hope at redemption anyways,

but we only need to see him

for like two microseconds anyways.

DEVAN was the only person in my life before you guys.

He betrayed me, he ripped my heart out, okay.

He's a huge asshole and I don't wanna see him.

What about that are you not getting?

-JAVI: Guys, I can-- -Hold on, Javi.

Is this still about the costume?

Did I like not give you what you wanted?

What?

Because great, good job, Claire.

You've outdone yourself yet again.

Is that better?

No, that's not, really.

Hey, Rocket man, chill.

Oh, okay, seriously, tears.

What's wrong with you?

You know, you're being no different

than DEVAN or Zander right now, mm-Hm.

[SCOFFS]

Did you just compare me to Zander?

Yeah, you're an asshole!

[CLAIRE YELLS IN FRUSTRATION]

-[DOOR CLICKING] -[ROCKET SIGHING]

ROCKET: I don't know what that was all about.

-[DOOR THUDDING] -[CLAIRE GROANS]

Why does he have to be such a dick?

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

So spicy sauce, Javi.

No, dummy, it was about you.

She used to date them, fool.

Oh. Guys.

You forgot?

Yeah. Guys, hey guys.

Hey.

Oh, man. Guys, I can get the door.

But so look, we gonna get the lowest pepperoni,

lowest sausage, lowest veggie.

♪ What's happening, man

[CLAIRE SOBBING]

Assholes took my parents. Assholes ruin everything.

[CLAIRE SOBBING]

Uh!

-[GRUNTS] -[BLADE STABBING]

[BLADE CLATTERING]

[CLAIRE BREATHING HEAVILY]

I hate assholes!

ANIME CHARACTER 3: [ON TV] Damn it all, get this thing moving.

Get those rockets ready.

ANIME CHARACTER 4: [ON TV] On it, sir.

I hate assholes!

-[GROANS] -[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

I wish all the assholes in this world

would just turn into zombies,

so I could just kill them!

What?

What the?

What the hell?

[GASPS]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

Are you serious?

-Did you-- -Seriously?

-Did you feel that? -[SHRIEKS]

What?

What?

[PANTS]

Sorry, that was weird.

It just started, man.

[DOOR CREAKING]

-ROCKET: Wasn't it? -PUNKIE: Shut up.

ANIME CHARACTER 4: [ON TV] Use the experimental ammunition.

See, Javi, man, you gotta get with this shit, man.

Look, look, look at the quality in the art

and the characters.

It's cool, I mean, I just only ever got

like "Dragon Ball Z" growing up in Mexico.

Yeah, that sound like some third world shit there.

Pizza's on the way.

"DBZ" is on only the tip of the proverbial anime iceberg.

You know that, right?

JAVI: Oh, well, yeah, but we also have "Saint Seiya,"

you know, "Knights of the Zodiac."

Basically, the guys have their powers based on their sign,

their zodiac sign, it's really cool.

Especially, you know, you get all your powers

depending on your-- [DOOR THUDDING]

What?

[BED CREAKS]

[PANTS]

What?

Right, right, I mean, I do love the "Mech."

No, what about "The Toe?"

What's "The Toe?" I hate "The Toe."

Oh, you ain't serious?

I'll be right back, gang.

Oh man, I'm gonna get you "The Toe."

PUNKIE: Now you getting into some real anime.

[KNUCKLES RAPPING]

Shit!

Yes?

Um, look, I'm sorry that I forgot that you and DEVAN--

No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay.

When's the-- when's the pizza get here?

Ah, says he just parked.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[DOOR CLICKS, CREAKS]

It's pizza time.

[♪♪♪]

Hello, DEVAN.

-It was the power! -That's right.

[indistinct] [anime character yelling]

Hurry!

Amazing, right, fastest turnaround yet,

didn't even have to see his face.

Hey, pizza. Pay no, pay attention, man.

You wanted "The Toe," right? Right.

Well, you...

We did it! Yeah!

Claire. [KNUCKLES RAPPING]

Ssh!

Guys! [KNUCKLES RAPPING]

PUNKIE: Yo, what the hell, Rocket.

Did you not pay this fool?

I did, I mean, I checked it, the cash will all be there.

This dude did, Rocket.

I'm gonna show him who the number one,

unpredictable, knucklehead ninja really is.

[KNUCKLES RAPPING]

[DOOR CLICKING]

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING] -[PUNKIE SHRIEKING]

Oh!

-[SCREAMS] -Son of a bitch!

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -PUNKIE: Get him off of me!

Chomping all over my damn self!

[SCREAMS]

Punkie!

[♪♪♪]

♪ We've got something crazy

♪ The rest comes easy

-[CLAIRE SHRIEKING] -[BLOWS THUDDING]

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[PUNKIE SHRIEKING]

♪ We live on borrowed time

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -PUNKIE: Help me up!

Incoming!

♪ Tonight, we will shine, baby ♪

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -Shit!

-[BLOWS THUDDING] -[CLAIRE SHRIEKING]

♪ You got me running in these circles tonight ♪

-[JAVI GRUNTING] -[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING]

♪ We can fake it 'til we make it all right ♪

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

♪ Whoa oh

-Oh, shit! -[ZOMBIE DEVAN GROWLING]

♪ Whoa oh oh oh

♪ You're a wild card

[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

♪ We can fake it 'til we make it all right ♪

Now!

♪ You got me running in these circles tonight ♪

[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] [ALL SHRIEKING]

Now, do it now, Claire!

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

Put that shit down, what are you doing?

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

-Claire, Claire! -[KNIFE THUDDING]

[CLAIRE SCREAMING]

-[KNIFE THUDDING] -[ALL SCREAMING]

Oh, my God!

-[KNIFE THUDDING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

[CLAIRE SCREAMING]

-[KNIFE THUDDING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[CLAIRE SCREAMING] -[KNIFE THUDDING]

♪ We can fake it 'til we make it all right ♪

♪ You got me running in these circles tonight ♪

♪ If we fake it, we might break it ♪

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

♪ Baby, can we fake it 'til the end of the night ♪

♪ Baby, can we fake it

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

♪ Baby, can we fake it

♪ Baby, can we fake it

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

♪ Baby, can we fake it

♪ Baby, can we fake it 'til we make it all right ♪

-[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[CLAIRE SCREAMING] -[SWORD THUDDING]

[ZOMBIE DEVAN ROARING] [ALL SHRIEKING]

Claire!

[CLAIRE SCREAMING]

[SWORD THUDDING]

Holy shit!

[ALL SHRIEKING]

What are you doing?

What are you doing, Claire?

Oh, my God!

Have you lost your mind, Claire?

[ALL SCREAMING]

[PANTS]

[CLAIRE BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

[THUDS]

Guys, I'm worried.

[ROCKET LAUGHING]

Oh, you're worried, huh?

-We're all worried, Claire. -Yeah.

Guys, I feel like we need to have a serious conversation

about what just went down.

-[OVERLAPPING SPEECH] -[SCREAMING]

Guys.

[PUNKIE LAUGHING]

Oh, Claire, you stabbed that guy right in the head.

And the heart, Claire.

I know.

I know, we had a rather unagreeable conversation

about your ex-boyfriend earlier,

that for which I am sorry for.

But Claire, please let me speak.

Stabbing people is not the ideal go-to solution

in these circumstances.

-Claire, Claire! -Rocket!

Claire. No, Rocket, wait.

Now Claire, doll, what happened?

I think, er, I think,

I think I've turned him into a zombie.

Zombie?

Hey, not a normal zombie though, like--

You, you-you did what now?

Um, I,...

...er, you know,

like the zombie thing...

[STUTTERS]

It should've been like a normal zombie, but it didn't die

when I stabbed it in the head, so like a zombie thing, okay.

You mean like dead people alive, flesh-eating kind of zombie?

Yes, but no,

because he's like a-- like a zombie thing.

Okay, because he should've died when I hit him in the head

and he didn't, so a zombie thing, okay.

Do you mind elaborating on that?

Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay!

The magic rock started glowing,

and I wished for all the assholes in the world

just to become zombies.

[STUTTERS]

This thing that showed up was way more evil,

so I really like, I really, really,

really think the whole world could really be in trouble

because of me and I don't know what to do.

[SOBS]

Okay, so um, magic rock, um, all the assholes.

What are you talking about, Claire?

[SOBS]

From the mystic man, okay,

from the alley last night, he gave me this magic rock

and it started glowing and I just,

I wished all the assholes in the world

just become zombies so I could just kill them, okay,

and be destroyed, I didn't think that it would come true.

I just like, you know, I was angry, just talking out loud.

You know, like you're angry, you talk out loud and...

All right.

[JAVI LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

It puts a whole new meaning on the phrase,

"Be careful what you wish for."

I am telling you the truth, okay, I know--

[LAUGHING]

I know you're telling the truth, Claire,

that-that is what terrifies me,

because you, you're either bat shit crazy

or the entire world is...

-Do you... -[CUTLERY CLINKING]

Do you know how many assholes I encounter

on a day-to-day basis?

But Claire, it's...

That's a lot of goddamn zombie things

that they got running around out there

or whatever you wanna call it out there.

CLAIRE: That's what I'm trying to tell you guys.

We have an extremely big problem, okay, guys.

We already, we already got DEVAN and-and Zander

and those assholes from the other night.

You put that together, that's a lot of goddamn zombies!

-ROCKET: Zombies. -CLAIRE: I know.

Exactly, and then you got that bitch in my Pilates class

and then those assholes and then you got Mr--

you got Mr. Reynolds from next door.

JAVI: Mr. Reynolds from next door!

Yeah, Mr. Reynolds from next door.

He's like a huge asshole!

I hate that guy,

that guy stole my favorite tank top.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

That was my favorite shirt.

Why were you so mad about it?

-Crazy! -Guys,...

...new plan, all right, we're gonna go next door,

we're gonna pay Mr. Reynolds a visit.

If he's a zombie,

then Claire's not a psycho murderer.

ROCKET: [LAUGHING] You know, I like the sound of that.

And what if he's not a zombie?

Yeah, what if he's not a zombie?

[LAUGHS]

Then that's the corpse of a regular human being outside

that we killed in self-defense.

That's right.

Right, it was self-defense.

-Why not? -It was self defense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I think I seen some of that on the deep web.

What is the deep web?

It's like a totally

different kind of internet underneath the internet.

Hey, you gotta stay away from that stuff.

It's crazy, it's like exploring in caves or something.

-Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. -No, Javi.

JAVI: This guy that broke into a family's home

while they were having dinner,

and I think he stabbed him with a fork.

[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS GROWLING]

[ROCKET SHRIEKING]

[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

Hold on, I got you, Rock!

-[PAN THUDS] -[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS GROANS]

PUNKIE: Get up now, Rocket!

[PUNKIE GRUNTING]

CLAIRE: Get the swords out, get the swords out!

-Get the swords out! -[GRUNTS]

-[PAN THUDS] -CLAIRE: Punkie!

Punkie, come on!

No, no, no, you gotta stab it!

-[PAN THUDS] -[GRUNTS]

-[ALL SHRIEKING] -[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS ROARING]

Punkie, hold on!

-[CLAIRE GRUNTING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[ALL SHRIEKING] -[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS ROARING]

Javier, go!

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

You're not a nice man, Mr. Reynolds!

[ALL SCREAMING]

-[SWORD THUDDING] -[FLESH SQUELCHING]

[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS GROANING]

[GROANING]

-ROCKET: Oh, God. -Holy.

CLAIRE: Oh, my God!

Jackpot.

-Yeah, yeah! -[CLAIRE SHRIEKING]

-ROCKET: Yeah! -[CLAIRE LAUGHING]

-ROCKET: Yeah! -Holy shit, what!

[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS ROARING]

[ALL SHRIEKING]

[♪♪♪]

I got this.

[ALL SHRIEKING]

Move, I got him, all right!

[ALL SHRIEKING]

-[SWORD THUDDING] -[ZOMBIE MR. REYNOLDS GROANING]

[PUNKIE YELLING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

That's how you do it, shit!

-[SPITS] -[ALL GASPING]

Javi, it's the heart, bitch!

[PANTS]

[JAVI GROANING]

Oh, oh, my God.

PUNKIE: Look what you've done, Claire!

ROCKET: Oh, it's okay.

Oh.

[PANTS]

good job.

Oh, good job.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SHOWER CURTAIN RATTLING]

[TAPE RIPPING]

[CLAIRE GRUNTING]

[PUNKIE GRUNTING]

Oh, God, that is so gross.

Come on.

Whoo!

PUNKIE: What you want me to do with this shit, Rocket?

On top of DEVAN.

He stinks so bad.

PUNKIE: Come on, let me help you.

-Push, push! -PUNKIE: Come on, man.

I don't wanna do this any more than you do.

PUNKIE: Rocket, why you got us doing this?

Why you don't do?

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

ROCKET: One. It touched my leg.

Two, three.

-[ALL GRUNTING] -[BODY THUDDING]

[SIGHS]

-JAVI: So gross. -ROCKET: Oh, my God!

PUNKIE: It stinks.

-So bad. -Oh, man.

-Hoo, that was bad. -It stinks.

JAVI: That was so bad.

-[AIR FRESHENER WHOOSHING] -So bad.

[DOOR THUDDING]

Oh, we're not the only ones

who noticed the zombie thing outside.

Let's check the news.

♪ Dreams of rotten faces

ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] Grab some melons

and support your Local LA Farmer's Market.

Find your Local Farmer's Market.

Good afternoon, I am Adriana Martinez,

filling in for Melissa Rodriguez.

RALPH: [ON TV] Hi, my name is Ralph Peterson,

filling in for Phil Kruse alongside my co-host here.

ADRIANA: [ON TV] Los Angeles is up in flames.

Well, nationally, we look good.

ADRIANA: [ON TV] Of what officials are calling

-... homeless vagrants. -About the local.

VICTIM: [ON TV] You!

You must be your own hope in this situation,

because no one is coming to help you!

Police, fire--

You mean just, Christ, every asshole in the city?

Oh, my God!

- VICTIM: They killed me! - Oh, shit.

VICTIM: With their bare hands!

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING ON TV] -[VICTIM SCREAMING ON TV]

Great, so the whole city are zombies?

Wait, does that mean that everybody in LA is a zombie?

Just the assholes of LA.

And you can mostly count anyone who might've been bitten.

God, what have I done?

Why do they have to be zombies?

Zombie, zom-zombies, Claire,

that-that-that's what you've done.

Guys.

Family, is there anybody that you need to warn?

Uh, my family's in the middle of nowhere in Mexico,

but they're all pretty good people,

so I think they'll be good, but no phone.

Mine are not but honestly,

I'd be more concerned for the damn zombies.

ROCKET: Claire?

You know.

Right, yeah.

I'm sorry.

What about Big Mama?

I'm gonna call her, but first, we need to lock this place down.

Javi, check the downstairs.

Punkie, could you check the front?

-On it. -Claire, get the windows.

Got it.

Hey, we'll make sure our mama's all right, okay.

Well...

-[CELLPHONE RINGING] -Pick up.

Pick up.

-Pick up, pick up. -[PHONE BEEPS]

MAMA BEAR [VOICEMAIL]: Hey, sorry I couldn't get--

Shit!

MAMA BEAR [VOICEMAIL]: Don't forget to follow the Rocket's Rockets

on Facebook and Instagram.

Hey, Mom, it's me,

I was just calling to make sure that you were safe and...

...we haven't talked since yesterday.

JAVI: What do you want us to do now?

What do you want us to do now, Rocket?

What?

[SIGHING]

Not you, Mom.

[SIGHING]

PUNKIE: Jav.

[TV BROADCASTING QUIETLY]

Well, there's,...

...there's no good way to explain this, I...

-PUNKIE: Hey, Rock. -Can you just call me back...

...as soon as you get this?

Rock, Rocket, you gotta see this, man.

Los Angeles seems to be the only city thus far affected.

I love you.

PUNKIE: Rocket, you gotta see this.

The spread of rage through the population.

Experts believe it to be brought on by anger

about unfair wages and economic constraints,

while others are claiming Hollywood

has the more Hollywood problem.

Our own Ryan Spitz is in LA.

-Are we all locked up? -Yeah, nice and tight.

I got the downstairs door.

-Did you get a hold of Big Mama? -No.

You gotta call her back, Rocket.

Wait, is Big Mama okay?

I don't know, Javi.

I'm sure she is.

Ain't nothing gonna take down Big Mama, come on.

-[FIST THUDDING] -Damn it!

No, no, this is-- this is the worst possible city

to be in right now, okay, there are assholes everywhere!

Pretty sure she's good, Rock.

Right now, as I speak, somebody's probably chewing-

-[HAND SLAPPING] -[GRUNTS]

Will you calm down, man?

Get a hold of yourself, Rock.

Listen to me, we gonna get Big Mama, we gonna get her.

But right now, we need to make sure

this place is secure, all right?

All right.

-Okay? -Yeah, yeah.

-All right? -You're right.

Now what you wanna do next, Rocket?

You're right.

PUNKIE: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's next?

[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

We need to lock this place down.

-Oh no, no! -[ZOMBIE ROARING]

RYAN: [ON TV] I'm sure we'll be able to re-establish

that connection in just a moment.

-All right. -Let's get to work.

ROCKET: All right, we've got nine collectible sword katanas,

two wrenches, a screwdriver, two chisels, two hammers.

Couple of knives.

There's a saw over there.

One last thing of toilet paper.

We've got one of these things,

that and we're high.

You're high?

High in this unit.

Oh.

All right, we're situated on the top two floors,

which is already two floors above street level

mixed with the fact that there's only two

accessible entry points, both sealed doors,

means we should be good until we need to make a supply run.

But with everything here,

we should be good for a few days

'til the madness out there calms down.

[SUPPLIES CLATTERING]

Oh, nice!

Where did you get all this stuff from?

End of the world prep, baby.

I get all wrapped up in the prepper YouTube channels.

Welcome to this week's episode of "Survive."

This week's topic, we're gonna go with sustenance.

because without sustenance, you cannot survive,

do you hear me?

You cannot survive, sustenance.

Now I like this one because it is a non-GMO.

A waste of money, man.

-Well, this is what-- -Wait!

[TV BROADCASTING QUIETLY]

As Los Angeles and the country seem to be getting worse,

the federal government has declared a state of martial law

and has warned all citizens to stay indoors,

as the now confirmed outbreak begins to spread

outside the border of Los Angeles.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

JAVI: All right guys, check this stuff out.

-And this. -What?

-Pretty cool, huh? -What?

Where did you get this, Javi?

I bet an entire YouTube video on it.

JAVI: Okay guys, today is the day you've all been--

None of you guys watched it?

-Javi. -JAVI: Seriously, guys?

Hell yeah.

These things tight, Javi.

Hell yeah. Wow.

Okay, discount magic rock that turns the world to shit,

zombie apocalypse is completely impossible.

Survival weapons, survival kits,

this is why you two never have any money.

What?

NEWS ANCHOR: [ON TV] This just in from our desk from Atlanta, Georgia.

The CDC has officially confirmed

that the riot happening in Los Angeles

is due to an infection.

Except for right now, I guess.

NEWS ANCHOR: [ON TV] And has now officially been dubbed the outbreak.

Good job, Punkie, Javi.

Excellent, yeah, so now all we need is water.

JAVI: Is that from this building?

I got like four or five gallon jugs just chilling.

NEWS ANCHOR 2: [ON TV] This just in.

Cool, cool.

NEWS ANCHOR 2: [ON TV] The internet is down.

We use this place to fire from in case they get

inside the complex.

[GRUNTS]

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

Barricade the doors.

Heck, we should be able to hold out

until the worst part is over.

Yeah, what part is that?

The initial rush for supplies, it's panic out there,

people fighting people, people fighting zombies,

pure chaos.

Well, I guess it's good we're up here then,

safe and secure.

Yeah, that's right,

I would not wanna be street side right now,

that would literally be the absolute worst.

ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] This is the emergency broadcast system.

The cable just went out.

ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] Repeat, this is not a test.

The Center for Disease Control--

What about wifi?

ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] The outbreak of a new virus strain that is causing

the infected to--

LT is up but don't have wifi.

ROCKET: Wonderful.

At least it's something.

-I guess. -All right, well,...

we stay here until this thing blows over,

until we figure out how to undo Claire's curse.

Really?

Come on, girl, that shit wasn't no blessing.

Look guys, we're perfectly safe here.

There's no reason to leave this apartment.

Answer the door for no one.

We stay here,...

...we will survive.

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

Mom!

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: Honey, what's going on out there?

You know, it sounds like that time when the, er--

ROCKET: Mom, have you been bitten?

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: Bitten?

Have you been bitten?

Bitten? I've never been bitten.

You know, it sounds like sirens and all kinds of stuff.

What's going on?

I mean, Ralph's car alarm's been going on

for the past two hours.

Mom, could you just stop and listen to me real quick?

You need to listen to me.

You know, I don't like your friends anymore.

They come over here asking me to sew costumes

and you don't even come over and visit your mother.

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: What are you talking about, Mom?

You gave us our costumes months ago.

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: What are you talking about?

They were just here picking them up.

Could you just lock yourself in your room?

Don't yell at your mother.

Mom, please, please.

All right, but we're not done talking about your friends.

You know, they're starting to act like little assholes,

they come to my house, ruin my floor

with that sticky, corn syrupy, fake blood stuff,

and then they chase me out of the house,

lock me out of the house

before I can lock them out of the house.

You take these games way too seriously.

I mean, a healthy dose of imagination--

Mom.

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: That's good.

Are you locked in your room?

MAMA BEAR [ON PHONE]: Ugh, yes, Rocket.

Okay, is the window closed, got bars on it and everything?

-Ugh! -ROCKET [ON PHONE]: Please, Mom.

Yes and I even called the police to try to get them

to come turn Ralph's car alarm off.

[CAR ALARM BLARING] [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[DOOR THUDDING]

Of course, nobody answers

and then with that, between you and your friends

and the craziness.

What do you mean, friends, Mom?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

Your friend Zander and Rocket's Douches.

They come over here,

they get their costumes touched up,

ask me to make new ones, I'm exhausted.

Mom, those-- those aren't my friends, Mom.

They're the ones that are stealing our routines and...

...I told you about them, Mom!

Oh no!

How did they trick me like that?

Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, Rocket.

Those little snakes.

I didn't know, they asked me never to mention it.

Is that why you didn't call me last night?

It's okay, Mom,

it's not your fault you didn't know.

It's just...

Mom, look, don't worry about Zander and them,

they're just a bunch of...

Mom?

Mom!

I'm sure she's okay.

Mama, hello?

Mama, hello Mama.

I'm sure her battery just died, it always does,

she never charges her phone, she loses it always, you know.

-I'm gonna call her back. -What happened there?

Relax, deep, deep breaths, it's okay, it's okay.

-She's fine. -Is this okay?

-See, it's-- -She's...

CLAIRE: Hey, she's fine, okay, it's Big Mama.

-Please, okay. -CLAIRE: Rocket, she's fine.

I'm sure, she's always by herself, she's always fine.

-[ROCKET GROANING] -CLAIRE: Rocket.

PUNKIE: Rocket, I'm pretty sure she good, man.

CLAIRE: Rocket. She's, Rocket.

-Do you think she's okay? -I don't know.

CLAIRE: What are we gonna do? We have to do something.

-I don't know. -We have to do something.

PUNKIE: I don't know what to do!

What are we gonna- [DOOR THUDDING]

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Just let me think, all right.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what we're gonna do,

but we gotta do something.

[♪♪♪]

We're just gonna have to go get her.

Let's go.

I'm game.

I hope so.

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

Mom.

PUNKIE [ON PHONE]: No, it's Punkie, bitch.

Man, get your shit on and get your ass upstairs.

We about to go save Big Mama now.

-Punkie, you-- -[PHONE LINE DISCONNECTING]

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[♪♪♪]

[DOOR CLICKING]

Javi, you want a hand with something?

-Peanut butter? -CLAIRE: Yeah, yeah.

JAVI: Cool.

-JAVI: Wax jacket? -PUNKIE: Cool, I got this shit.

CLAIRE: Hopefully he's ready to get his Levi Ackerman on, right?

Nice one.

What are you guys doing in your costumes?

We about to go to work, bitch.

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

That's right, Rocket.

That's right, amigo.

Put that on, put that shit on, man,

because you don't look like no leader

in that thick ass jacket.

No, because this is cosplay, all right?

It's not gonna protect you from anything,

because it's a costume.

Get your head outta your ass, Rocket.

Now, we're about to go across this godforsaken city

and we gonna fight whatever shit be out there,

because we believe.

Punkie.

No!

Shut up.

Listen to me, all right.

We believe in you, man.

And we love you and we love your mom.

She's been like a mom,

she's been like a mom to all of us, dog

and we wanna help.

Let us help you, Rock.

Let us help you.

-Wait. -No.

These costumes,

these costumes, man,

these costumes, these costumes, Rock,

they're not just material to us, man.

It's the characters and what they represent.

It's the love that was put into making them.

It's the power and the strength, the strength that they have.

These are not just costumes,

these are our uniforms.

This is our all and we believe in it, man.

Like we believe in you.

[♪♪♪]

ROCKET: Well, they're not done yet.

[♪♪♪]

How about an upgrade?

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

Oh, shit.

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

[♪♪♪]

Be quiet.

-All right, guys, ssh! -[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

Just be quiet.

Ssh!

Are we using a car?

No, how many assholes do you think drive in LA every day?

Every single one of them would've turned into zombies

at the exact same time, okay.

We have to find a path off the beaten trail

and away from other people.

Right and we can't just run through the middle of the city.

Do we use bikes?

No, we go under.

There's a network of old abandoned tunnels

that run under LA.

If we take a specific electric tunnel

into the city civic corridor

and make a right into the trolley tunnel,

that should get us here.

How do we get in?

The entrance is the first gated warehouse.

Our hookup at the roof told me they've never locked the door,

it's just always been rusted shut,

so we should be home free.

We can pry it open.

Man, you're one smart kid.

Thanks.

[OBJECTS THUDDING LOUDLY]

How do we get there?

Like above a highway or something?

True that.

Not if we go this way.

We cut through the park,

we skip congested downtown areas,

highways, the freeways, all the on and off ramps.

It's gonna spit us out just a few blocks from the warehouse.

Park should be dead, so there shouldn't be any walkers

in the warehouse,

it's in the middle of a industrial area

in the middle of the weekend, that should be dead as well.

Well, it would be, wouldn't it?

You know, dead. [CHUCKLES]

All right, once there, we can go through here

and follow the overflow canals to here

and enter the tunnels there.

Where did you get that map?

ROCKET: City contract, baby.

Huh.

It's our best chance to get Mom.

[ROCKET SNIFFLES]

Now, let's gear up, move light and be safe.

CLAIRE: All right.

Yeah, guys, remember, we don't know how strong

or fast these things are or if killing one

is gonna bring on even more, okay.

Bring them, DEVAN was way too hard.

Even taking down Mr. Reynolds' old ass was a bitch.

Yeah, it did look so much easier in the movie.

Look, just focus on avoidance, okay?

This is EVA foam tailored fit to each of you.

Punkie, did you paint these?

Shh!

Hell no.

I never saw these things before, obviously.

They were supposed to be for our next con.

I think it's sweet.

I like it.

Right, so it's light and it shouldn't take

more than a bite or two in the same spot, all right?

We should be able to outpace them, right, Claire?

Yes, sir.

Good,

I mean, just pretend like it's a Halloween run.

We should be fine.

Hell yeah.

Let's go get Mom back.

Let's do it.

Let's go, let's move.

[GROANS]

[FOOTSTEPS TAPPING]

[♪♪♪]

PUNKIE: Come on, guys.

CLAIRE: Is it right or left here?

ROCKET: This way, this way, guys.

CLAIRE: Did you see that?

JAVI: Rocket, where's your kit?

ROCKET: It's in's Javi's bag.

This bag? Okay, let's go.

This bag? Come on.

PUNKIE: Javi, grab that shit.

JAVI: Grab your own damn gear.

ROCKET: Ssh! Quiet down, quiet down.

-[OVERLAPPING WHISPERING] -[AIR RAID SIREN BLARING]

PUNKIE: Oh, I'm so tired.

[PANTING]

I can't believe it,

we're gonna run into a zombie herd!

[PANTS]

Don't mess with our juju, Claire.

-[ALL SHRIEKING] -[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

-CLAIRE: Move, come on, move! -ROCKET: Come on!

Go, go, go, come on!

[ROCKET YELLS]

[ZOMBIE HISSES]

-[GRUNTS] -[THUDS]

[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

Help me!

-[SCREAMING] -[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

Rocket!

Just-just help Rocket!

[STUTTERS]

[JAVI GROANING]

-[ROCKET SHRIEKING] -[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

CLAIRE: Hey!

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

Come on, man, let's get you outta here.

-[JAVI GROANING] -ROCKET: Guys, help me!

[ROCKET SHRIEKING]

-[ZOMBIE RASPING] -[ROCKET GROWLING]

[SWORD CLANKS]

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -[CLAIRE SHRIEKING]

Guys, I dropped my light, oh, shit!

[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

Guys, I got my light!

Javi, guys! Shit!

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -Shit, shit!

-[BLOWS THUDDING] -[ZOMBIE GROANING]

Going!

[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

ROCKET: I'm not built for long distances.

-[BLOW THUDDING] -[ZOMBIE GROANING]

PUNKIE: Damn, man!

Bitch broke my costume.

PUNKIE: Oh, he dead.

He's dead.

-PUNKIE: You good, Claire? -CLAIRE: Yeah.

-PUNKIE: Rocket, you all right? -Rocket, are you good?

[ROCKET BREATHING HEAVILY]

JAVI: Bitch broke my costume.

Oh damn, damn, damn!

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

Yeah, what else, baby?

CLAIRE: You do the heart? You get the heart?

PUNKIE: We got the heart, we good.

-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, you fat bitch.

Shit.

-PUNKIE: Rocket, you all right? -ROCKET: Yeah.

Oh yeah, you all dead and shit, bitch.

JAVI: How you doing, Rocket?

CLAIRE: It's dead right?

Good, the entrance, it's right ahead.

-Come on, guys. -CLAIRE: Okay, come on.

Come on, come on.

ROCKET: Good job. Let's go, baby.

PUNKIE: Claire!

Let's go, baby, come on, there could be more.

JAVI: Hold on, guys.

PUNKIE: Come on, Javi.

Javi, come on.

[♪♪♪]

PUNKIE: Open it now, they're coming!

Please!

-They're coming now! -Javi, come on!

Open that shit!

[JAVI GRUNTING LOUDLY]

-[HEAVY DOOR CREAKING] -My God!

[ALL SHOUTING]

PUNKIE: Get out of my way!

-Run! -Run!

[HEAVY DOOR CLANKING]

-Good job, guys, come on. -Where do we go next?

PUNKIE: Come on, guys.

-I can't see. -Which way, Rocket?

-Come on, hurry up. -Straight, straight, straight.

We're here, we're here.

Okay, so we're gonna, okay, we're gonna block this,

we're gonna go right, and then we're gonna go--

CLAIRE: We can't stop here, they're coming.

Come on please, right here.

[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

CLAIRE: Guys, come on, where do we go?

We go through a big constructional corridor.

[OVERLAPPING SPEECH]

Guys, okay!

-Don't tell me to-- -JAVI: Let him talk.

-[HEAVY DOOR THUDDING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

Let's go, that door's not gonna hold them!

[SCREAMING]

ROCKET: Go left, guys, come on, left!

Then right, right!

Faster!

-[INDISTINCT SPEECH] -[PANTING]

[FEET SHUFFLING]

I think we're still on track.

PUNKIE: You think?

Let's recharge for a bit, next leg's gonna be worse.

CLAIRE: Don't say that.

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

Look what they did to my helmet.

Hell, I got you.

Here, put this on.

ROCKET: We just need to go through the green rail.

Straight through the north, right.

[PANTING]

Come on, come on, guys, come on.

You ready?

ROCKET: But if there's too many zombies...

[ALL WHISPERING]

-[DOOR CLANKING] -Come on!

ROCKET: Come on, move, move, run!

Come on, hurry, come on!

-PUNKIE: Hurry up, hurry up! -ROCKET: Run!

Come on, Javi.

[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

[ZOMBIES GROWLING]

Come on with this shit.

No.

[ALL BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, shit!

-What? -Sorry.

I left the bag of weapons back there.

You guys, come on, come on.

-What do we do now? -I don't know.

-Come on. -What do we do now?

[ALL WHISPERING]

Guys, they're coming. Where do we go?

I don't know. Shit, Rocket.

JAVI: What are we supposed to do now?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm trying.

No, no. Fuck it.

[TRAIN RUMBLING LOUDLY]

[ALL WHISPERING]

-CLAIRE: Which way do we go? -ROCKET: I'm trying, I'm trying.

Guys, guys, come on, I said come on.

-Shit, just be careful. -Get up, get up!

[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

Go, go, go! Come on!

[ALL WHISPERING]

-ROCKET: What you got? -I don't know.

ROCKET: It's a map.

-Man, cellphone out. -[PHONE BEEPS]

Cameras never have passwords, too easy.

[SPELUNKER 1 LAUGHING]

JAVI: Hey, they're spelunkers.

Hey, check it out, check it out.

-Oh, shit, here? -Yeah.

Take it up, oh, where are we?

We're supposed to be the center right?

I got it, I got it.

[SPELUNKERS CHATTERING]

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

ROCKET: Guys, guys, I got it, I got it.

Oh, whoa, whoa!

[SPELUNKERS LAUGHING]

SPELUNKER 2: Dude, do you smell that?

Dude, what is in there?

[SPELUNKERS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

SPELUNKER 1: You were supposed to bring the beer, right?

Oh, come on.

[SPELUNKERS GROANING]

Oh, my God,

they're turning into zombies.

[SPELUNKERS GROANING]

[♪♪♪]

Wait.

Are they still here?

-[SPELUNKER ZOMBIE ROARING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

[SCREAMING]

[GATE CLANKING]

-[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING] -[GATE RATTLING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

Oh, my God! Rocket!

[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

ROCKET: Get out of my way, get out of my way!

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

[♪♪♪]

PUNKIE: Take my sword, take it, take it!

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

PUNKIE: Do it! Hurry up!

-[SWORD THUDDING] -[ROCKET ROARING]

[BLOOD SPLATTERING]

[SWORD CLATTERS]

[GASPS]

Holy shit!

You got it.

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

JAVI: Rocket! Rocket!

[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

It's coming!

-[SPELUNKER ZOMBIE ROARING] -[GATE RATTLING]

[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

-[SCREAMING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

[♪♪♪]

Oh my God, it's happening, no!

Javi!

Javi, no!

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

[♪♪♪]

Javi, no!

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

Hey, over here!

-[BLOW THUDDING] -[GATE RATTLING]

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

PUNKIE: Javi, don't!

Don't do it, Javi, please!

Guys, we're never gonna get that door open!

-Javi, no! Javi! -We'll have to go outside!

Javi, get back here please!

What are you doing?

[SPELUNKER ZOMBIE GROWLING]

I'm not just an appetizer.

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIE GROWLING]

I'm the main course, bitch, let's go!

[OVERLAPPING SPEECH]

Let's go!

I'm a ninja warrior, let's go!

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIE GROWLING]

[♪♪♪]

Javi, come back, please don't go,

please come back!

[ALL SOBBING]

Javi!

CLAIRE: Oh, my God, Javi!

Why'd you have to go there?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

[PANTING]

Oh, where am I?

Okay, trapped, oh!

-[JAVI PANTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

-[METAL BARS CLANKING] -Come on, you ugly bastards!

[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

-[METAL BARS CLANKING] -Come on!

-[JAVI PANTING] -[SPELUNKER ZOMBIES GROWLING]

[JAVI ROARING]

[♪♪♪]

It's been 15 minutes.

What do we do?

We wait for Javi.

-Mom is-- -We wait for Javi.

My mom is still out there.

Javi is still out there.

[SNIFFLES]

We don't know that.

That's cold, you're so cold right now.

How could you be so selfish, Rocket?

What?

Look, we, we appreciate everything that you do for us,

but seriously, Javi just gave his life for us, okay,

like how could you be so selfish that you forget about him?

Is that what you think?

You think that I feel nothing for Javier?

How could you even say that?

PUNKIE: 'Cause you just wanna save your mom, Rocket.

No.

To believe that my mom is okay,...

...I need to believe that Javi can take care of himself.

Okay, that's what keeps me going.

This, this morning I woke up

and my biggest problem was some stupid Black guy

and a worthless mangled trophy.

And I sat there running through every scenario in my head

where I could actually kill each and every one

of those pricks from the liquor store the other night,...

...and I actually enjoyed it.

[GRUNTS]

Right now, they're probably munching

on some poor bastard's brain...

...and the truth is, I,...

...I feel so sorry for them.

Everything that they were,...

...everything that they could have been is gone forever,...

...reduced to corpses,...

...and one of my best friends in the world

just offered himself up to those things,

so that we might have a chance to get through this thing alive.

[SOBS]

So you're right, I am selfish,

selfish because I'm not out there with him,...

...selfish because I'm still here.

What?

What are you talking about?

The biggest asshole of them all,

I hear everything that I say, everything that I do.

No, no, you're wrong.

-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. -PUNKIE: You're wrong.

You're wrong, you're wrong.

[SOBS]

How could you mean that?

What do you mean?

Look, in there,...

...you feel that?

Listen to it, won't you?

What you talking about?

You still have a heartbeat, Rock,

that mean everything you are and everything you can be,

everything is still there.

It's still there.

Javi knows that.

He knows that, right.

And then we get Mama.

20 minutes.

PUNKIE: What?

20 minutes,

we're gonna go find Javi ourselves.

Dead or alive.

20 minutes.

ROCKET: 20 minutes.

[GATE RATTLING]

PUNKIE: Oh, my God!

♪ We hit the streets

[ALL LAUGHING]

-Look at you! -Oh!

[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

Oh, I'm glad to see you.

-Look at you. -How did you escape?

They made me work for it.

Oh, my God.

Man, man, I'm so glad to see you, man.

-Glad to see you guys. -Javi.

Javi, you good?

-Get over here. -Oh.

[CHUCKLING]

Hey, now let's go get Mama, baby.

[♪♪♪]

-Ssh! -Where's the key?

Be quiet.

-Where's the key? -Find the key.

You don't have a key?

Rocket, please tell me you have a key.

-Rocket. -ROCKET: It's right here.

Okay, good. It should be here.

Got it.

[JAVI WHEEZES]

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

You guys still have your swords?

Oh damn, I kind of left mine

with that big bastard back there.

No, mine is long gone.

Always going, babe.

[ALL WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

I hope that they're not here.

We're coming, Mom.

Let's go.

Let's get Mama.

[LOCK CLICKING]

[DOOR CREAKING]

She said she was in her room when the phone cut out.

Let's move.

Ssh, just keep moving.

ROCKET: Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Guys.

Guys.

[PANTING]

-Mom, are you in there? -[KNUCKLES RAPPING]

-PUNKIE: Big Mama?

ROCKET: One, two.

-[DOOR CLICKING] -Three!

[GASP]

It's about time, the neighborhood is...

[GASPS]

Oh, my God, look at you, what happened to your eye?

Oh, my God, where have you been?

-What's wrong? -Rocket, we gotta go.

Rocket.

Wait, Javi, gotta, please.

MAMA BEAR: What are you doing?

What-- what's happening, Rocket?

Zombies everything, it's bad.

-Zombies, what? -CLAIRE: It's my fault.

I wished upon a magic rock

and I turned every asshole in LA into zombies.

So really, it's-- it's everything.

-Sorry, it was an accident. -It was an accident.

She didn't do it on purpose.

What are you...

what are you talking about, zombies?

Uh, you mean the walkers that

are in that male soap opera show

with the two sexy cops,

two sexy police officers?

"The Walking Dead?"

-Yes. -Yes.

Ssh, ssh, ssh!

[OBJECT THUDDING]

Is that my sliding glass door?

ROCKET: What was that?

I told you guys, I saw something back there.

PUNKIE: Shit, you think something's out there?

Yeah, I locked your sick friends out there

after they came in and dirtied up my carpet

with all that stupid fake blood.

Remember the last time you made the zombies go boom?

It's Zander.

And you know, and--

and the killing the zombies thing,

it was a disaster.

PUNKIE: Shit!

PUNKIE: Javi.

[♪♪♪]

JAVI: Come on, get back.

MAMA BEAR: What the hell you doing?

Breaking my door and getting that crap all over my floor.

-They can't understand you. -I wasn't born yesterday.

What you wanna do, Rocket?

JAVI: Rocket, what do you wanna do?

Rocket?

Yeah, what do you wanna do, Rocket?

-[BLADE WHOOSHES] -PUNKIE: Rocket?

We have no choice.

[♪♪♪]

-We have to kill them. -Kill them?

Always consulting your precious Rocket.

Did I miss something?

Zander?

[ZANDER LAUGHING]

Claire,

are they supposed to be able to do that?

No, no, no, they're definitely not.

[SLURPS]

Go to your room, Mom.

Rocket.

Just do it.

[ZANDER LAUGHING]

No, Mama Bear,

why don't you stick around?

We'd love to have you for dinner.

ROCKET: Go to your room, Mom.

Mom!

Be safe, Rocket's Rockets, kick some ass.

Enough!

What is going on here?

How do you think they speak?

We walked, bitch.

The bigger the asshole, the bigger the zombie.

Oh, so much more than a zombie, little Rocket.

We are the pure manifestation of evil

of our very own Eden.

[CHUCKLES]

It makes no difference to me.

-[BOTH GRUNTING] -[BLOW THUDDING]

-CLAIRE: Rocket! -Rocket!

[ZOMBIE ZANDER SNARLING]

[ROCKET GROANING]

You good?

[SWORD CLATTERS]

[ROCKET GROANING]

You piece of shit!

Leave him alone!

I'm in charge, bitch!

-CLAIRE: No! -Son of a bitch!

I'm in charge now.

PUNKIE: Rocket, you okay?

Rock?

Come on!

[ZANDER'S TEAM ZOMBIES GROWLING]

[PUNKIE GRUNTING]

CLAIRE: Rocket, Rocket!

[♪♪♪]

-[LAUGHING] -ROCKET: You piece of shit!

-[PUNKIE GRUNTING] -[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

PUNKIE: You bitch!

-[CLAIRE GRUNTING] -[ZOMBIE GROWLING]

CLAIRE: You bitch, bitch!

-ROCKET: Claire! -[ZOMBIE ROARING]

-[ZOMBIE ROARING] -[BOTH GRUNTING]

[ROCKET THUDDING AND GROANING]

[SWORD CLATTERING]

-[ZOMBIES GROWLING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

[KNIFE CLATTERING]

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -[JAVI GRUNTING]

-[JAVI GROANING] -CLAIRE: Javi!

Why is always the sexy ones that are crazy?

Javi!

-[BLOW THUDDING] -[JAVI GROANING LOUDLY]

No, Punkie!

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -[PUNKIE GRUNTING]

Claire, no!

Rocket!

Can't wait to taste you, Rocket.

[LAUGHING]

Asshole!

[BOTH ROARING]

[ROCKET GROANING]

[SWORD CLATTERING]

-[FLESH RIPPING] -[ROCKET SHRIEKING]

PUNKIE: Rocket!

-[ZOMBIES GROWLING] -[ALL SHRIEKING]

JAVI: Rocket!

-Rocket! -Rocket!

-[BLOW THUDDING] -[GROANS]

I feel so much stronger now.

[ROCKET GROANING]

God, this feels so much more amazing.

I'm so much stronger now.

You are one of the biggest pricks that I know.

Let my friends go.

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

No, little Rocket.

Soon.

-[GROANING] -Rocket!

Shut up back there!

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -[JAVI GROANING]

[SNARLS]

[ROCKET PANTING]

ZOMBIE ZANDER: Soon you will be like me.

I will never be like you.

[GROANING]

Stop lying to yourself.

You and I are exactly alike.

The only difference is that you mask your true nature.

You're a bonafide asshole,

one of the biggest and the best that I know.

[ALL SHRIEKING]

You are just a manipulative prick.

You used me.

-[ZOMBIE GROWLING] -No!

No.

My friends!

You're just a voice in my head.

[LAUGHING]

Yes!

Now it's me and you.

Shut up back there!

You're nothing like your friends.

PUNKIE: You can fight it!

-[ZOMBIES GROWLING] -[ALL GRUNTING]

[ZOMBIE ZANDER LAUGHING]

ZOMBIE ZANDER: Let them go, girls.

[ZOMBIE ROCKET GROANING]

[JAVI COUGHING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[♪♪♪]

Rocket.

Fight it.

[PANTS]

The reason you're there and I'm here

is because the world went to shit

the moment everybody turned into a zombie.

The world's full of assholes, we are the majority.

Accept it.

[ZOMBIE ROCKET GASPING]

[♪♪♪]

Every single moment of your life,

you tried to do the right thing, Rocket,

like making zombies that were assholes get respect.

[ZOMBIE ROCKET BREATHING HEAVILY]

No.

Guess what, Rocket?

[ALL WHIMPERING]

ZOMBIE ZANDER: The world is shit.

[ZOMBIE ROCKET SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

ZOMBIE ZANDER: That's right.

Bon appetit, bro.

Welcome to the club.

Fight it, Rocket.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

Miserable human life.

Now I am too,

I'm miserable too.

-No! -[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING]

-[ALL SHOUTING] -[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING]

Rocket, Rock, no!

[ZOMBIE ROCKET GROWLING]

-PUNKIE: Rocket, no! -CLAIRE: Rocket!

JAVI: Rocket, stop! Rocket, stop!

-This is not you! -Come on, come on!

-[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING] -[ALL SHOUTING]

[♪♪♪]

You're in there, come on!

[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING]

-No, get off me! -PUNKIE: No!

ZOMBIE ROCKET: Get out of here!

[HEART BEATING]

[HEARTBEAT SLOWING]

ROCKET: My friends...

I failed them.

[♪♪♪]

ROCKET: Maybe I am...

...an asshole.

[♪♪♪]

ROCKET: Why am I here?

Punkie.

She's been protecting me since day one.

Always teaching me how to be strong, ...

...to be proud of our passions,...

...of us.

With me,

Claire,

she lost her entire family to an asshole,

still she drives us to be happy,

to be grateful for what we have.

Honest and strong,...

...her heart,...

...love.

She made us her new family.

So often,...

...I took it all for granted.

Javi,...

...his strength,...

...his bravery,...

...it's contagious.

He left his family to chase his dreams.

He fought completely alone.

If only,

if only I could have learned,

if only I could have been a stronger person,...

...a better friend.

PUNKIE: Rocket, what's wrong?

Forget them, man.

Rocket, look, you do not allow others to bully you.

CLAIRE: I couldn't stop--

PUNKIE: Your thoughts or change your feelings.

CLAIRE: What, that doesn't even make any sense.

PUNKIE: Rocket, getting punched or made fun of,

that kind of stuff's gonna happen to you your whole life.

CLAIRE: It doesn't happen to you.

PUNKIE: Sure it does.

[LAUGHING]

PUNKIE: You know, life's full of it, Rock.

But our choice, our superpower is how we deal with it.

That's what makes us who we are.

So you can either let them get to you,

steal your time, your happiness,

or you can solve them like solving a puzzle.

Keep going, focus your time and energy

on what you want to do.

Get better and stronger for it.

CLAIRE: It's like, like leveling up in a video game.

PUNKIE: Exactly.

So what are you gonna do?

Stay on this level?

Never level up, are you?

CLAIRE: I'm gonna level up.

ROCKET: My friends.

My family.

I'm sorry.

[♪♪♪]

-[STATIC CRACKLING] -[HEART BEATING]

[ALL SHRIEKING AND THUDDING]

[ZOMBIE ROCKET BREATHING HEAVILY]

-[STATIC CRACKLING] -[ZOMBIE ROCKET GROANING]

[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING]

Get them!

Get them!

[ZOMBIE ROCKET GROWLING]

Get him, girls!

-[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING] -[BLOW THUDDING]

-[BLOW THUDDING] -[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING]

-[ZOMBIE ROCKET ROARING] -[BLOW THUDDING]

[STATIC CRACKLING]

[ZOMBIE ROCKET BREATHING HEAVILY]

[♪♪♪]

You got them!

Leveled up.

Mama Bear!

[GASPS]

Enough of your bullshit.

Mama's love, even in French.

I hate your team, I hate you, I hate your mom!

No, Mama, no!

MAMA BEAR: Let go of me!

Mom!

[MAMA BEAR THUDDING]

-No! -No!

Mom, don't talk.

Save your strength, Mama.

You know what?

-[FOOT STOMPING] -[MAMA BEAR GROANING]

I hate you, Mom.

[OVERLAPPING SPEECH]

I still choose to fight for you!

ZOMBIE ZANDER: Shut up, you old hag, shut up, Mom.

[MAMA BEAR SHRIEKING]

You asshole, go fuck yourself!

-[FLESH RIPPING] -[MAMA BEAR SCREAMING]

[ALL ROARING]

No!

[SWORD THUDDING]

[ALL BREATHING HEAVILY]

Rocket.

I hate you.

[SWORD CLATTERING]

Mom, Mom!

-Ssh, ssh, ssh! -ROCKET: Mom.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Ssh!

You are not to be s-sorry, Rocket.

[SOBS]

I have never been...

[SOBBING]

No, Mom.

More proud of you.

[SOBBING]

Mom.

I'm sorry, Mom.

You take your friends and you get them out of here

and you hold on tight.

Okay, Mom.

They-- they fixed you,

and you, you fix everyone else.

I will, I will.

I love you.

I love you, Rocket.

[ALL SOBBING]

[♪♪♪]

[ROCKET ROARING]

[ALL SOBBING]

ROCKET: Some things, you just don't get to choose.

[DISTANT CAR ALARMS BLARING]

ROCKET: All the assholes turning into zombies,

having to kill,

even if they were monsters.

Mom, some things you just can't control.

But being an asshole

or being a good person, a good friend,

that's your choice,

that you can control.

And now, now that the world is on fire,

let there be no doubt,...

...there is a point,...

...a choice for all of those free of this curse...

to join us, to fight back!

[BLADE WHOOSHES]

[FOOTFALLS APPROACHING]

[GASPS]

CLAIRE: She's... she's alive!

♪ When we were kids just having fun ♪

♪ Doing cosplay, attending cons ♪

♪ But the magic rock changed it all ♪

♪ And the assholes turned into a zombie horde ♪

♪ Let us grow up fast, defend our loved ones ♪

♪ 'Cause we had the tools and we had the smarts ♪

♪ So we made our plan to go into the night ♪

♪ And now the zombies out of sight ♪

♪ It's a ZombieCON, the ball and chain ♪

♪ Gotta smash their heads before they eat our brains ♪

♪ At ZombieCON, a video game

♪ Broken heart, we're back in play ♪

[ZOMBIE HOWLING]

♪ We all geared up, put the colors on ♪

♪ We hit the streets, it was like a con ♪

♪ Zombies everywhere trying to eat us alive ♪

♪ Freaking everywhere, let's turn and fight ♪

♪ We'll use our heads and get to our mom ♪

♪ We're under the streets in the cold and the dark ♪

♪ We'll fight our way through that icy flood ♪

♪ And squash that zombie gone

♪ It's a ZombieCON, the ball and chain ♪

♪ Gotta smash their heads before they eat our brains ♪

♪ At ZombieCON, a video game

♪ Broken heart, we're back in play ♪

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Have you ever felt

♪ Afraid of yourself

♪ Like the demon inside

♪ Oh, he controls my mind

♪ I feel as if he

♪ Can do as he wishes with me

♪ He feeds on my fears

♪ And he bleeds my tears

♪ And I hope that you

♪ Can understand

♪ Sometimes I speak

♪ And you're not hearing the real me ♪

♪ And sometimes I scream

♪ Can you handle me

♪ I hope that you

♪ Can understand

♪ The demon in me

♪ Have you ever felt

♪ Like there's two of yourself ♪

♪ And your better side

♪ Always gets denied

♪ And the me I can't stand

♪ He's the dominant man

♪ I need to break his hold

♪ Oh, but he owns my soul

♪ And I hope that you

♪ Can take my hand

♪ Don't let go

♪ Sometimes I speak