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Well,

she can read and she can write and she can keep her collar bright, but can't

fuck?

Well, she can rock and she can roll and she can even dance the store, but can't

she fuck?

If she can cook an apple pie and she might even get you high, but can't she

fuck?

Come on, you guys. Now, that's right.

All of you!

All of you!

She thinks that men are kind of funny, cause they always give her money, can't

you fuck?

She can finally leave me calling, she can play the bitch, cause I'm a can't

fuck?

Do you ever wonder what porno actors and actresses do on their day off?

Most people are curious to find out.

How about you?

Come on, Ross. You're making all the fun.

Come on, Ross. Get this one.

Riding the bicycle is Jerry Davis, one of Hollywood's youngest and upcoming

superstars. When he's not filming, he spends his time recruiting new

and especially young talent for his producers' new films.

Right now, he's picking up little Darla, a teenage French exchange student.

who came here to America so she could learn about our way of life.

I'm sure Jerry will give her a first -hand look at some interesting subjects.

In the meantime, he just invited her to join him and his buddy Rick at his

producer's house, where a wild party is now in progress.

The man who just dove into the pool is Ross.

His professional name is Charles Antony.

He is a porno film director from England.

He's here at the producer's house having a little fun before he goes to the lake

to scout locations for his next film called Fever.

Fever will star Rhonda Jo Petty, one of the leading porno stars in the business.

First things first, let's join little Darla as she goes to the refrigerator

a little snack.

Jerry is priming himself to look good so he can break in our little peanut

butter freak.

The way Darla licks the spoon, I wonder who will teach who.

Ron, come on.

In the pool next to Ross and Rhonda, Tony Reni, an exotic dancer, just voted

Miss World for Alaska.

Tony almost became a regular in a popular television series involving

detectives. I'm sure you know the show.

But the producer's wife nixed it because Tony was having an affair with her

husband.

I'm going to do a back dial.

Come on.

Come on, then.

Wow, then.

What's this? Come on, Ross.

You dissed me, Ross.

You animal.

Ouch. Here, give me a ride.

Peace.

It looks like Jerry is going to give Darla her first lesson.

It seems that Jerry is also a peanut butter freak.

Let me have a little taste. Now, that looks mighty good.

Oh,

Gary,

that's Tika.

She did very well for an American.

This is Corky.

She's the producer's script girl.

Corky told me that when they're filming, she gets turned on, but she never

wanted to play around with a talent for fear of losing her job.

Today, her boss told her that she could have whoever she wants,

and that's just what Corky intends to do.

Here Gary, try this.

It looks like Jerry is about to teach Darla lesson number two.

A double whip, back somersault, head ice.

Head ice is right, come on.

Britannia, Britannia, all the whites.

I love

it.

Wow. Wow.

Don't you get the feeling that Darla knows an awful lot for her age?

Don't tease it. Come on, don't tease it. Eat it. Eat that sucker.

I don't believe it.

What the fuck did he do to you?

I thought we were having fun in the pool.

Really?

Let's go get changed.

Darla doesn't seem to be distracted by the other people.

That's a good sign for a porno actress or actor.

The important thing now is, can she get him off so that the camera films it?

Bang! I'm gonna shoot the pussy!

Bang! Bang!

I'm gonna bang myself a pussy!

Well,

she can read and she can write and she can keep her call up right, but can't

fuck?

Well, she can rock and she can roll and she can even dance the store, but can't

she fuck?

And she can cook an apple pie and she might even get you high, but can't she

fuck?

Yeah, she can bump, but she can grind. You know what, Bobby? It's a fly, but

can't you pop?

She can dump the hogs, but she can make the rest, you pop. Can't you pop?

You got that?

You got that? You got that?

Baby,

can't you pop?

Baby, baby, can't you pop? Oh, baby.

Baby, can't you pop? Oh, baby. Baby, can't you pop?

Baby. Baby, can't you pop?

even for me trophy cuts.

Oh, that's it.

That's my little girl.

was a real money wet shot.

It looks like Jerry has found a star.

When Rick isn't filming, he picks up some extra money, cleaning the

pool.

Ross and the girls decide to join John Colt, Hollywood's newest answer to that

other John, and rehearse an orgy scene for the next movie.

Since Ross, the director, is minus an actor, he has graciously volunteered

to play the part himself.

Ross feels this way he gains more rapport with the cast.

Suck it all.

Get down on it.

Yeah.

Oh, I love it.

Oh,

great.

Go,

baby, go.

You know how to do it.

I want to show you something.

Watch your head here.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Now you can see why John Colt is destined to become one of Hollywood's

sex stars.

What John has is definitely good to the last...

drop it seems that Corky is about to write her own script

with Rick

In the meantime, Rhonda and John get a head start for the lake.

Roth and Tony are still going at it.

When Roth directs, he never gets any of the ladies.

So today he is really melting the scene with Miss World Burlesque.

Corky's told Rick to just lay back and relax.

She wants to direct the scene her way.

After all, as a script girl on so many X -rated films, she should know how

to get things going.

Corky, that's great.

Don't just taste me.

Suck me all the way in.

Come on.

Well,

I must admit, if Roth ever decided to star in his own films, he would

do well.

And there's no doubt that Tony Rini is destined to move right to the top of the

adult field.

Even our little French starlet Darla enjoyed watching their act.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, suck it all.

Get down on it. Yeah.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, this is great.

You know how to do it. Come on, baby.

Come on.

All right, yeah.

Let's rejoin Corky and Rick while Ross and Tony head to the lake to scout

locations.

Hmm, it looks like Corky's got things under control.

Now that Ross and his gang are gone, let me introduce you to Mary Jane.

Mary Jane is Jerry's sister, and one of her fetishes is young girls.

Jerry decided to invite her over to meet Darla for lesson number three.

It's his home. That was great, sweetheart.

Oh, I hope Rick doesn't get too relaxed and forget to come.

Rick sometimes daydreams when he has sex, and he blanks out his mind to

really happening.

Here's hoping he doesn't let Corky down at her first attempt.

Come on, Darla.

Push it in the hole.

Oh, I made it in.

There's another one.

I want to bite your hip.

Keep going.

Keep

going.

Well, Corky got Rick off like a gusher. I think her script girl days are

just about behind her.

Picking expensive locations is very important to X -rated movies, and

shots always look good.

Ross has a knack for picking good locations for his sex scenes.

Mary Jane is about to make her move.

Lesson number three is about to happen.

Oh, I just hope they don't mess up the pool table because Ross wrote it into

script for his next film.

Jerry really enjoys watching his sister work. He once told me that when they

were younger, she tied him to his bed and raped him because he had started to

date boys.

After that wild experience, he decided to stick with girls.

He felt Mary Jane was much more fun, as long as his mother and father never

found out.

By the look on Jerry's face, it's getting close for lesson number four.

That looks like fun, Mary Jane. Why don't you let me try it?

Cass likes to check out any extra talents his cast might have.

This way, he can write it into his script.

Right now, Tony is getting ready to water ski.

Whoop. It looks like our director is doing a little backdoor work.

It's now Rhonda's turn.

Rhonda has always been the outdoor type.

Being athletic has helped her to get many parts in films which otherwise she

might have lost.

It's also one of the reasons why she has become such a big star in Europe.

They love athletic women with good bodies.

Brother, sister, teenager, and vibrator.

Together, they make for lesson number four.

This is a very unusual get -together.

Let's just relax and watch the action.

Look who just showed up.

It's Debbie True Love.

She's supposed to have an interview with the producer today.

He wants to discuss a part in the new film with her.

She's a little early, so she'll just watch the group in action.

It helps to know the cast in case she has to work with any of them in the

upcoming film.

Bye -bye.

Time now for a little relaxation.

The gang wants to soak up some of that great sunshine and relax.

Maybe even take a little swim.

Debbie is ready and waiting on the casting couch for our ready -to -go

His name is Max.

Max believes in the casting couch routine.

He feels as an investor he should test the actresses out before filming.

He says he's only protecting his investment against the using of amateur

actresses.

Amateurs do not deliver, he says.

And if they can't perform on the set, it will cost Max's time.

And time is Max's money.

Although Debbie's done many films, she always tries to make her producers

even when they have strange fetishes like Max.

Watch and see for yourself as Max prepares Debbie for one of his unusual

Max likes to do a thorough inspection of his ladies before he gets into any

action. When he was young, he wanted to be a doctor.

But in med school, he was expelled for attacking the nurses.

It seemed he liked to tie the girls up and take x -rays of them, then sell the

negatives to the other med students.

That was the beginning of his film career.

Ugh.

Oh, my God.

The girls are determined to get Jerry off one more time.

Jerry's not quite sure he can do it, but he's willing to try.

Move.

Well, you must admit, Jerry is some dud.

I can't wait to see him work in the next film with Rhonda Jo and Tony.

That should be something else.

Looks like Ross is getting horny again.

Ross told the girls they must be ready at all times to do what he says.

This is important.

As I said, time is money in the adult movie field.

Rhonda says, fuck that shit. When she wants to take it easy, she does.

She's already a star, and her contract states ten rest breaks a day.

Right now, she's rehearsing one of those rest breaks.

Those girls are going to kill Jerry.

Oh, well, if he didn't like it so much, he would have gone home by now.

Darla and Mary Jane make quite a team.

Now it's Debbie's turn to show Max why she's becoming a highly paid star.

Max said if she gets him off, she's got the job.

Well, if I know Debbie true love, she's as good as hired.

If Debbie's smart, she'll get Max to give her a three -picture deal.

He's in no position to refuse.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, please.

Ross is telling the girls that Faber will start shooting in about three weeks

and that he feels this will be the best cast he's ever assembled.

Jerry is telling Darla that he wants to make a jungle movie with her someday in

the middle of the Amazon.

Tony feels it's time to cool Ross off a little and talk money for the next film.

Jerry and Darla will make a good team, no matter where or how they film the

movie.

Ross suggests that later that night, Ronda Jo, Tony, and himself should

meet at his pad and work out the contract so he can submit them to Max.

The girls agree.

They're anxious to meet Max since they've heard so much about him.

Rhonda knows him as Mad Max of Hollywood and Vine.

Yes, that foreign exchange program for teenage students is all right.

Gosh, after all this, I wonder what Darla will do for an encore when she

home tonight.