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♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Do you feel it? ♪

♪ There's a light in the sky... ♪

Ho ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas!

Eeyah!

How's that?

Huh.

Hey, he just grabbed my lunch.

Okay.

Mm?

I'll take that, and that.

Yippee ki-yay!

Ah, I love the smell of ketchup in the morning.

[vendor] Alright, I got a hot-dog with ketchup

and a small serving of fries.

Yes. Can I also get one with mustard?

You got it.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.

Didn't think this one through, did ya?

Three, two, one...

Bye-bye.

No, you stay here.

We'd like to remind all passengers

to ensure they have all their belongings

before leaving the station. We're not responsible--

-Oh, hey there, Falcon.
-Special delivery.

Thanks so much. See you tonight.

Hey, I think you might have dropped this.

Oh, thanks so much for thinking of me.

Just don't forget about tonight. All right?

Hello! Is there anyone there?

-Oh, stuck again?
-[gasps] Guilty.

-Check out what I got for you.
-Ooh, I love it.

Enjoy.

I'll see you tonight.

-I dunno about you, but I'm...
-I've got presents.

Oh yay!

-All right. This one's for you. Heads up, catch.
-Got it. Thanks.

-Here. Got your favorite sardine.
-Excellent.

-Got any dessert by any chance?
-Not today. Sorry.

But don't you worry, because tonight, my furry friends,

we won't be eating the same old garbage.

No. Tonight we'll finally be lucky enough to stuff our faces

and still go back for seconds.

Tonight there will be a three-course meal

big enough for all of us. For you, for you. And even you,

-my shy little munchkin.
-For me?

Because tonight we're gonna celebrate Christmas.

Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon!

...those fighting styles make me laugh.

If you'd been in the special forces like Steven,

you'd be up to snuff.

Because when it's time to fight,

there's only one style that works. That's Kraken.

That's where you're wrong. It's the force.

-No, suplex!
-No, it's Kraken!

-No, the force.
-No, it's suplex.

-No, it's Kraken.
-Force.

-Suplex.
-Kraken!

Hey, uncles. Want a hot-dog?

Si, go for a four count.

Okay.

-You still got it, huh?
-Well, I had some great senseis.

-How you feeling about the big job?
-Good.

Everything's going according to plan.

And tonight we celebrate. But I gotta get moving, uncles.

We gotta get moving to burn off some calories

to make room for the feast

you're gonna bring us tonight.

Alright, go, go, go, go!

I'm here.

I could use a little push over here, eh?

Si.

¡Olé!

By the way, Falcon, does Rico know about your plan?

Yeah, but I already regret telling him.

-Ah, Maurice.
-Rico.

How many times I gotta tell you? Call me Falcon.

Sure, sure. Whatever you want, Maurice. Look.

We gotta talk. Are you sure you wanna do this job?

-We don't even know this guy. What's his name again?
-Hans.

Yeah. Hans. Hans and his so-called sure thing.

-Thanks, Falcon.
-I'm not gonna lie,

he scares the heck outta me.

I'm not sure we should trust him.

-I mean, hitting up a hot-dog stand, fine.
-[female voice] Yeah, Falcon!

A little grocery store when things are tight. Sure.

But we're talking about a train. Is it really worth the risk? If this job goes south,

it's a one-way ticket to the slammer.

Rico, you gotta stop worrying. Come on. This is what I do.

Right. Like when you came up with that genius idea

to pinch a pepperoni from those guard dogs.

-Thanks, Falcon.
-You were this close to being dog chow.

Yeah, but I got it done, didn't I?

Ooh, yeah, you always say that.

But this one's too dangerous.

Let this Hans guy do it himself.

[sighs] But Rico, how can we pass up the opportunity

to finally have a real feast on Christmas?

Just imagine, for the first time, we can all celebrate together

with full bellies without our friends worrying which trash can

our next meal's coming from.

And who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen?

-Thanks, Falcon.
-You heard him. Falcon.

Hmm.

Whatever you say, but please just watch your back, Maurice.

Alright, Rico, I've gotta fly.

Train no. 72689 with service to Toro City

is now pulling into the station.

I'm not, I kinda...

Excuse me. Could you give me a hand with my suitcase?

-Of course, sir.
-Oh, thank you.

-It's very--
-Merry Christmas.

Where are we putting the snake?

He usually likes being somewhere dark.

-Let's put him in the back.
-Don't worry.

I'll see you in a couple of hours.

Try to get some sleep during the trip.

See you soon.

Huh?

Wow.

Hans, come in. I'm in position. Hans, do you read me?

I read you loud and clear, Falcon.

Make your way towards the engine.

Operation Christmas Feast is now a go.

That's it, Janice. Just breathe, my little quinoa.

Feel the connection to the cosmos.

Oh, Jimmy. The stars are telling me we're gonna be amazing parents.

-Ah, you're expecting babies?
-Yeah.

And if our celestial stars are aligned,

there should be 10 of us this Christmas.

Well, how about you, little sunflower?

You ready for the journey?

My owner and I take the train together all the time.

But I gotta say, I've never been on one like this.

They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole world.

You sure you connected the red to the red?

Huh? Yeah, of course. The engine has been hacked.

Good. Now to the next phase.

-Oh no. I'm telling you, this train's ultra modern.
-Really?

Oh yeah. All the controls are state of the art.

-It's cutting edge technology.
-Oh boy. Well, you know,

all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.

We're just happy to lay in the sun.

And when our train arrives on time.

Oh yes. I'd hope they wouldn't be running late

on Christmas Eve.

You all right, friend? You look a bit shaky.

I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness.

Well, don't you worry. I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.

Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.

Judy.

It's-- It's nice to meet you.

And my name is, is is...

Keka.

-Huh?
-Coco. Coco. It's Coco. No, not Keka.

Okay. Just finished in Economy.

Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.

-You already on the train?
-Yeah.

I'm just waiting for someone to gimme

a hand with my suitcase. You?

Hello, Mr. Musician.

That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?

Hmm.

Momo, do you think I have a shot

at that ninja role in Toro City?

I still can't stand on my hind legs.

You know the biz, Leo. They audition no-names like us

then cast a star. We're at the bottom.

Yeah. Except for our commercials for Price S-Mart.

Need to cut back on your spending?

Well, I've got good news. At Price S-Mart,

we've got savings for days. Milk, fruits, cleaners,

couches, gas, and chainsaws.

And of course, our famous pizzas. Don't miss out.

Price S-Mart. Locations are open 24-7.

-Oh.
-That's it.

You guys are in those Price S-Mart commercials.

I knew I'd seen you both somewhere.

I can't wait to tell the team

I traveled with celebrities.

Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.

-We're C-listers at best.
-Day players.

-Mascots.
-Yes. That'd be immodest.

I bet someday you'll both be huge stars.

But in the meantime, make sure

-it don't go to your head, huh?
-Yeah.

Falcon, you gotta wrap this up.

We need to be done before the train leaves.

Okay.

Where am I? Where'd my owner go? What is this cage?

Who's that guy? Huh? Okay. Okay. Okay. I've been kidnapped.

Oh, hey. Have you also been kidnapped?

Oh, my poor owner must be sick with worry. Hey. Hey.

-Do you have any sugar?
-Huh?

-Sugar?
-No.

Why would I have any sugar?

Okay, here stuck eating kibble, aren't you?

I know all about kibble.

If you had any idea what was in it, I know all about it.

I have sources. I follow people on social media.

That's where the truth comes out. Woohoo.

For example, veggies are a lie,

but they make you think that you should eat them

like five times a day.

No, no, no, no, no.

The truth is that we should only be eating sugar.

Tons of sugar!

Oh. Oh. Sugar!

Sugar puts him to sleep. Now ain't that something?

-The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
-You said it, Falcon.

Now. Come on. We're almost there.

Fun fact. I don't know if you noticed,

but this train's gonna cross the Devil's Bridge.

It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire-- Huh?

Hehehe. Too easy.

Yes. All set, Hans. We have control of the train.

You can unlock the food supply now.

Hmm.

Whoa.

Whoa.

He doesn't look that chill, does he?

That's strange. Smells like a thief's been in here.

Hans, did you open the food supply? We got a cop dog here.

Hurry up. Hans. Hans?

-Do you read me? Hans?
-So it begins.

Attention. Due to a technical issue,

we're asking all passengers

and personnel to temporarily deboard the train.

Attention. Due to a technical issue,

we are asking all passengers and personnel to temporarily deboard the train.

-What's happening?
-Attention.

-What are they saying?
-...technical issue,

we're asking all passengers and personnel

to temporarily deboard the train.

What's the delay?

Ma'am, we should be getting on our way very soon.

Why did the doors lock?

Look at that. Sounds like

the train's actually gonna leave early.

Huh. Well, there's the first time for everything.

It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.

And now a word from our sponsors.

Happy trails.

Hans? We all good? The train's moving.

Maguy. Maguy?

No, Maguy. Maguy!

No, Maguy!

No!

-Hans. Hans?
-Well, you certainly

seem like a seasoned traveler.

[Maguy] Oh, yeah. Lisa and I really have the travel bug.

-Here's a pic of us in Japan and one in Columbia.
-Quite the adventurers.

We prefer to travel in the astral plane.

Oh yeah. We can go far. Real far.

Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.

Here we go. With more dumb videos of cats being exploited.

Do we really need to watch more of this?

Come on. It's funny.

Hans. Hans?

Ah.

Yes, sir. The train took off on its own

and it's moving through the city.

Yes sir. That's right. We have no way of stopping it.

Hey, so that ninja role, is it for a film?

Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the role.

So you are a big movie buff, huh, duck?

Oh yeah, but my real passion's football.

I mean, check it out. I bring it everywhere.

Oh, sugar. I love sugar.

Come on, Santa's got places to be.

Ho-ho-ho!

Oh no. My sleigh.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Aren't you supposed to be in a cage?

-Looks like we have a freeloader.
-Uh...

Ah, surprise ticket check. Show me your tickets, everyone.

But I don't have my own ticket.

Ah, well that ain't gonna have to report you.

-Oh, please don't.
-I'm just kidding. Have a good trip.

This stray is trying to hitch a free ride. Typical.

If he wanted a free ride,

he wouldn't be trying to get off the train.

I'm sniffing a thief in our midst.

Me, a thief? That's a good one, Rex.

How do you know my name?

90% of police dogs are named Rex.

Hmm? You're quick,

but I'm still taking you in at the next stop.

Oh yeah? You think some washed up old pooch

in a cage is gonna stop the Falcon?

Falcon. A raccoon who names himself after a bird.

He's named after a bird because he can fly.

I saw him flying with my own eyes.

Oh yeah. I'm sure you saw him flying,

by the seat of his pants--

-This is weird. Why is the train going so fast?
-Hmm.

There's been a lot of strange coincidences.

Huh, Falcon? Why are you on this train?

So you saw me flying before, huh?

Wanna know how I learned to do it?

Oh yes.

Oh, well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan.

An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet.

No one wanted to take me in. No one helped feed me.

-No one even looked at me.
-Poor thing.

Then one day I was looking through some trash cans.

You went through the trash? Ugh. I had a feeling.

Of course. What else could I do?

I didn't have an owner to fill my food bowl every day.

-Yes. Well, I think it's more a matter of will.
-Whatever.

Anyway, a human snuck up on me and then...

...he pulled out a rifle

and bang!

...he shot me.

And took out a chunk of my ear.

-What a performance.
-Geez Louise. He is good.

So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself.

I wandered aimlessly for hours. I was exhausted.

But just when I thought all hope was lost,

a falcon spotted me from the sky.

He saved me and took me in like I was one of his own.

He even taught me the ancient ways of a falcon.

Speed, agility, dexterity.

Eventually I inherited his powers, like supervision.

And of course the power of flight.

And that my friends, is how I became a falcon

and got this nickname.

That's so great.

It's completely ridiculous.

And this, is this also ridiculous?

What is it?

This is the bullet that hit me in the ear.

I've kept it with me ever since the day I got shot

to remind myself that no matter what,

you never let your guard down.

Now, playtime's over.

Well, I'm glad your guard's up, Falcon

'cause you're going straight to the pound.

Oh no. I'm so scared.

Where am I?

Uh, right. I've been kidnapped.

Okay, I think we may have hit something.

Hmm. Must have been a flying saucer. Definitely with aliens.

Extra terrestrials. Extra terrestrials are everywhere these days.

There's tons of videos on it. Hey, hey.

Do you have any sugar?

Breaking news. We're receiving numerous reports

that a runaway train is speeding its way across

the peaceful town of Bay City.

The train has already caused some damage,

smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue.

Fortunately, there were no injuries.

So far we had no comment from anyone.

No passengers aboard the train,

but there is a full car carrying...

Oh, those poor things. I wouldn't wanna be them.

Amigos, look at this. That's Falcon's train.

-Uh, Johnson. Now this is fun.
-Yeah.

This is what it's all about, Johnson.

Did you remember the camera battery this time?

Uh, yeah, I got it. We're good.

Johnson and Johnson,

you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?

Yes, that's right, Michael.

We're actually just caught up to it now.

We're almost parallel to the tail car.

The one carrying all the animals.

The train is about to pass Seagull Island.

What we are witnessing here is without a doubt,

the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.

We're doing our best to bring you as close to the action as we can.

I don't wanna worry anyone, but I'm pretty sure the train

they're talking about is this one.

Soon the train will be outside the city

and we'll be unable to continue following.

Falcon hasn't checked in yet.

He might be stuck on the train.

-Steven, go get Rico. Rapido.
-All right.

I am told we have reporters on the ground

talking to the owners of some of the trapped animals on the train.

Oh, I was devastated because my poor little Randy is on that train.

Ah, that's my owner. She's gonna save us.

Rebecca. Rebecca!

...all my fans can relax because my sponsor

got me a brand-new dog.

What? She replaced me.

-...my new promos and goodies.
-Ooh, sugar.

...you can get a photo with my new partner.

I mean, come on. Just look how cute he is. Look at his little face.

Do you have a pet on the train as well, young lady?

Yeah. Her name is Maguy and she's all alone on that train.

And I'm really scared for her.

We need to find a way to help those animals.

We can't just leave them all.

Oh, that poor little girl.

Yes, Cynthia. And it seems like it's only gonna get worse.

A fiery explosive crash seems unavoidable.

Huh?

-Huh?
-Oh, my babies.

You wanna get off the bench and help us?

We're not worth the risk.

I don't wanna end up cooked like a pizza.

[laughs] Hello there.

Enjoying the ride? Not too bumpy?

From where I'm standing, it's all going perfectly.

Because after planning this for months,

I hacked this train and now I have complete control.

Watch this.

I can accelerate...

...or hit the brake.

Accelerate or brake. Accelerate or brake.

Accelerate or brake. Accelerate or brake.

You're all at my mercy.

This guy's taken one tackle too many.

We haven't done anything to you.

No, you've done nothing to me.

But as luck would have it,

you are traveling with the one person

I've sworn vengeance on.

That's right. We finally meet again, Rex.

Huh? Do we know each other?

Huh?

Well, yeah. Hans. The Hans Gang.

Uh... No idea.

It's me. Five years ago.

Those kibble robberies from a bunch of vet clinics.

That was me, my gang. Come on. We had quite the reputation.

Ugh, I did five years and a pound because of you,

and you don't even remember?

I've arrested countless scumbags like you and Falcon.

Sometimes ten of them a day.

Sorry, I don't remember them all.

Duh... It doesn't matter.

After today, you won't forget me. Goodbye, Rex.

We're all gonna die.

Not gonna lie. I didn't see that in the stars.

He doesn't remember me.

Whoa.

He forgot about me!

How the heck do you not remember me, Rex?

You have no idea what it's like

to spend five years in the pound,

to lose your gang...

and to rot in the middle of nowhere.

Just you wait and see.

Oh, get off.

Rex!

Why is this happening? What did we do to deserve this?

Hey, yo, don't just stand there. It's game time.

Everyone, calm down. We'll figure this out.

You just gotta let me think.

Yeah. Well, you might wanna get on that

before we crash in Toro City.

No, no, no, no. I know the whole route of the train by heart.

And we're not gonna crash in Toro City.

No. We're gonna crash way before then.

Right here on this bridge.

What?

Oh, yeah. You see, when you cross the Devil's Bridge,

there's a very strict speed limit.

And since our train is so heavy and going too fast,

we're gonna cause big vibrations on the rails,

which will damage the pylons, causing the bridge to collapse.

And then the train will explode.

And then we all die. You're welcome.

But... But we can't let that happen.

There's gotta be something we can do.

There might be, if the train was lighter,

we might be able to cross, but we'd have to detach at least

half of the train cars.

Oh, I know what we can do.

See, we're at the back of the train.

But if we can move up to car number eight,

we could detach the cars between first class and economy.

Ew. Well, we don't have to pass through economy, do we?

Yes. It's the only way to safely detach the cars

so that we can cross the bridge without it collapsing

and killing us all.

That sounds like a great plan.

Yeah. Except we're all still locked in cages

and the key is all the way in the next car.

But... you could go through that trap door

and get the key for us.

And with all your special Falcon abilities,

-it should be a piece of cake.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Surely.

With all my special Falcon abilities, I--

But I mean, it does sound a little dangerous, doesn't it?

We're begging you. Please save our babies.

-Me too. You gotta help us.
-We're counting on you.

-You're the only one of us who could do this.
-Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Okay. I suppose I can give it a try.

Are you guys serious? You really want

to trust this common thief to save us all.

Common? Me? Ha.

I'll show you, grandpa.

Ah, everything okay, Mr. Falcon?

Oh, yeah. Easy-peasy. Huh.

Yeah. Go on, Falcon.

At this speed, you're gonna end up like road kill.

Nice going, Falcon.

Everyone's lives are in your stupid hands.

"And this is a golden opportunity.

Have more food than we ever had on Christmas." Yeah.

"Come out to the coast. We'll hang out. Have a few laughs."

Only thing, you'll have to crawl

underneath a runaway train at full speed.

Whoa.

Hmm?

Yes.

Whoa!

It feels like he's been gone a long time, doesn't it?

Exactly. I wouldn't put it past him

to take this opportunity to escape.

Mm.

Huh?

-You're awesome.
-I told you. Easy-peasy.

Now, who wants out?

It's all right. Not bad for a thief, huh?

I think an apology is an order.

Okay. Everyone gets lucky sometime.

Now, get me out of this cage.

I'll take things from here.

Oh, hold on there a sec, Sarge.

I'm not sure you're in the best position to be barking out orders.

I'm in a better position than some lowlife thug like you.

Hey, it was that lowlife thug that got us out of these cages.

He's the only reason that we still have a chance of surviving.

Sure. He bordered this training illegally.

He is acting very suspicious and is clearly hiding something.

-But it's because of this criminal--
-Thank you.

Thank you very much. We all get it.

Okay, Rex, I'll let you out.

Out of the question.

I got you.

Huh?

I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble,

but you can't possibly believe

I hacked this train all by myself.

In fact, I think it's time

I thank the person who was with me from the beginning.

The guy who made all of this possible.

We can't listen to that psychopath.

What?

Listen, guys, he's just trying to get in our heads.

We all need to stick together.

Oh, you want to play, Falcon? All right, let's play.

All right. Forget about that weirdo.

We need to find a way to--

Don't worry, I'll catch you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hey, you gotta move.

Quick. Get out of there!

Hurry up!

Why are you spying on me? Who's paying you?

Who do you work for? Huh?

Oh, you're not gonna talk. Huh? Where are you going?

Stop moving around.

Watch out!

Don't worry about me. I'm all good.

Hi, Mr. Greyhound. What's your name?

Eh... Victor.

Well, thanks for letting me out, Victor. My name's Anna.

Oh, very nice to make your acquaintance.

Hey, Hurry up back there. We gotta go.

That snake looks very familiar.

I'm sure I've seen her on social media before.

Do you know about social media?

Yes, unfortunately.

Ah, thank you. What was your name again?

Candy. But listen, I didn't pick it.

We can pick.

Whoa.

Oh, that was something.

Hey, Leo. Those were some slick laterals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Okay, so just to recap,

you're saying some psycho hacked the train

with some kind of scheme to get back at the old dog who arrested him?

Right? What's next? You gonna say the Earth is round?

-Ah, I'm not that gullible.
-Mm.

All right, is everyone here? Then, let's head to car eight.

Hey, who put you in charge? Huh?

Okay, smart guy. What's your plan?

Uh... Let's all head to car eight.

Right?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

I can't believe this. Forgotten again. Hello?

Huh?

For once I actually got lucky.

Looks like someone's lost their touch.

Yeah. 'cause you did so much...

-Guys, you're both great, okay?
-Seems like you're all barking and no biting.

Guys, I'm okay.

Really wanna see me bite something?

-Excuse me.
-Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy P...

You won't have a tail when I'm through with you.

Huh. Hold on.

Water, water, water, water. Water...

Excuse me. Excuse me. Coming through. Out of the way.

Move. This is an emergency.

Water. Whoa. No, no.

Hey. Where are you going?

Hey. Don't leave me in the toilet.

What were you thinking?

-There's a sink right there.
-Huh?

Get me out. This is vinegar.

Sorry, pal. That's all I could find.

So humiliating.

Hm.

Why aren't you guys moving?

This is bad. I really don't want to be peking duck.

Yeah, it's too dangerous.

We'll have to find another way to get off this train.

Oh, yeah? How do we do that, officer?

My plan is actually much simpler.

We go back to our car and find a way to detach it.

It'll stop on its own and then we'll all get off safely.

But Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast.

If we detach the last car, it'll likely derail

and crash, and then we're all gonna die.

Yeah. But if we go on like this,

we'll all be char-broiled.

Listen up. Don't worry, it's just a little fire.

If I can do it, then you guys can do it too.

Yeah, we're following Falcon.

I'm not gonna let societal norms dictate my life ever again.

-No, sir.
-Hello. Hello.

Hello. Aw.

Watch it.

Candy!

It's okay. Randy. I'm spry.

Look, they made it. Let's go.

Excuse me.

Come on, Coco. You got this.

I do what I can.

Why don't you just fly?

Well, I dunno how to fly.

I never learned how.

Coco?

I made it.

See that? You were almost flying?

Almost.

It's lucky we weren't following you.

We would've been sucked out.

Are you kidding me? If you hadn't wasted so much time,

we'd all be safely across.

Um, maybe this isn't the best time to be fighting,

the car's about to break apart.

And if you're still over there, it'll go off the rails.

-And then you're also--
-And we'll all die. We know.

Exactly.

Right now there's a massive hole in the middle of the car.

So we need to find another way.

Wait, Rex, I've got an idea.

Come on. You need to move.

All right.

I'll be right behind you.

Don't worry, Momo. We'll see you in the endzone.

Come on, follow me.

Boy, talk about a Hail Mary.

Hey, look out!

-What just happened?
-What just happened?

You just scored a touchdown, Leo.

That was incredible. All right, come on, you guys.

-You can do it.
-Our turn, Jimmy.

Huh?

Be careful, Janice.

Okay, Jimmy, let the cosmos guide you.

I can't do it. I don't think my stars are aligned on this one.

-What?
-Yeah.

You know how sometimes the stars are out of alignment

and we have no choice

but to accept our predetermined fate.

I know that's against our nature,

but I think we have to face reality here.

I'm sorry. It has to be like this, Janice.

Just please tell my babies how much I love them.

How all I wanted to be was a dad.

You can tell them that yourself.

-But-- How did I--
-Mm.

Hey, Falcon, toss Momo over here.

Okay.

Oh, it's going deep. Just like we practiced it.

Quack, quack!

Go on, it's your turn.

Uh, would it be possible to find

a slightly larger walkway?

-We don't have time to waste!
-Hey, come now.

You can't just go grabbing tails like that.

Come on, Victor.

It's all about willpower.

What are you doing? We have to keep moving.

I don't think I can.

-Focus on something else.
-Focus on what?

Look at my butt.

Ah. You want me to look at your butt?

Yeah. Eyes on my butt.

Look at his butt. Only his butt.

Follow his butt. Follow his butt. Follow his...

Hold on, Victor.

If you fall, I fall.

See, we had your back.

-Thank you, Missy.
-Oh, call me Anna.

I told you, if we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.

Well...

Uh...

Hey, Maguy, with two less cars,

we should be lighter now.

-Do you think we're okay?
-No. Not quite yet.

To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half the cars.

Okay, Maguy, let's do it. Come on.

You're outta your cage now, Rex.

But I'm still the one in charge here.

Hmm? That snake really reminds me of someone.

Me too.

Oh, I know. It's her.

-I remember now.
-What's that?

You're Anna. Anaconda.

Oh right. And her owner is DJ Conda.

The rap game bosses.

Yeah. Yeah.

♪ Wearing scales and swag, no doubt ♪

♪ You'll be impressed with this ♪

♪ If y'all can't rock with this ♪

♪ Close your ears and hear the hiss ♪

♪ We're the kings of the rap game ♪

♪ Of the flows and of the hooks ♪

♪ Cold blood in our veins no fear. Don't give us dirty looks ♪

♪ Yeah, we movin' smooth like Boa ♪

♪ Like Stallone in Cobra ♪

♪ Spittin' bars with no remorse sneaking through the court ♪

♪ Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice ♪

♪ Don't fool, fool, fool with us ♪

♪ You're slitherin' is spittin' venom ♪

♪ Rhymes attack like denim ♪

♪ Stayin' reptile calm. Live the dream ♪

♪ Sayin' Reptile Calm ♪

♪ Hands up, scream for us cool reptiles ♪

♪ We keep it tight ♪

♪ For us cool reppies, we rap all night ♪

♪ For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight ♪

Yeah. Calm and cool. Sure, sure.

But we need to move.

♪ For us cool reppies, we rap all night ♪

♪ For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight ♪

You see Chuck, Suplex is muy importante to any workout.

No, you'll never get that spinning...

Yeah, yeah. Ah, look, he's back.

What's this I'm hearing about a train? Is Maurice okay?

-It's Falcon, not Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Silencio, I wanna hear this.

According to our sources, the train is totally out of control

and the railway is completely overwhelmed,

as there doesn't seem to be any way to stop

or even slow down the train, which is crossing into an area

of dangerous and unstable tracks.

Don't go anywhere. Crash seems to be more and more inevitable.

-Oh, Maurice!
-In a few moments,

members of our news team will bring us live aerial footage

of what's sure to be a must-see explosion.

Ah. Hey, Rico. Where you going?

Rico?

Johnson, what took you so long?

-We're running behind.
-Sorry, Johnson. I screwed up.

I went to the wrong floor.

You are unreal, Johnson.

Oh, hold on, Maurice, I'm coming.

Okay. Five more cars.

-Oh.
-Hmm? Hmm.

Huh?

Phew.

Hmm? Hmm.

Yeehaw!

Ow!

-Ah.
-Hmm.

Hmm.

All right, this is car eight. Good work, everyone. We made it.

There it is, Johnson. I see the train.

Try to keep us level so I can frame it.

I'll do my best, Johnson. But it's windy up here.

As you can see, the car carrying the animals was destroyed.

But a few of them seem to have made their way to the front

Seems so, Michael, imagine how frightened those poor animals must be.

Amigos, I think I saw Falcon. He's alive.

Thankfully, there's no humans on board.

-Maguy.
-As you can see in the distance,

the train is rapidly approaching the Devil's Bridge.

Hold on tight, everyone! Mr. Falcon, we've got to detach the cars right now!

Okay, everyone get ready.

You sure you can do this, grandpa?

Pull!

Jump!

Come on. Jump.

Ah!

We are rolling back.

Now, this is a show.

How's that? Johnson? Did you get it?

Uh, no, I can't get focused with all these jolts.

Oh, Johnson, you're not gonna believe this.

-What's happening?
-The train's slipping.

What are we gonna do?

Ah! Hold on

Oh! Some sugar!

Mmm!

Randy! Now!

Look out!

-They're alive!
-Come on, Coco.

You got it, Coco, you're almost there!

Keep going!

You're gonna make it!

You're so close.

I can't do it.

Hey Johnson. Do you think we can

go back and grab another camera?

Good idea. Johnson. Let's go.

We'll head back to the studio.

I don't believe it. We made it.

Good work. We made it, everybody.

Oh, Coco, I was just so scared.

-Yeah, me too.
-Huh?

Oh, sorry.

We might actually have a shot of

getting out of this thing alive.

You said it, Gramps.

We may have a shot of surviving,

but we're still on course to crash in Toro City.

He's right. And we're still picking up speed.

So if we all wanna stay in one piece, there's only one way.

We have to get up to the control car

and hit the brakes manually.

Because if we can't, we're all gonna die.

Relax, everyone.

Death is just another part of life.

That's not gonna happen. We can do this.

Yeah, you just gotta trust us.

The crash is still right on schedule.

And up next, a compilation of the best train videos.

Hi there, mama.

Choo-choo!

Choo-choo-choo.

Choo-choo-choo.

Jeez. If we keep showing this garbage,

we'll be canceled before we know it.

Hmm. Wait a sec. I think I've got an idea.

Maurice, you're going too fast.

Oh.

Close one. Thanks, old timer.

-Yeah. Lucky I was here.
-Let's go.

Wait, that isn't a bullet.

Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear.

-So you were lying to us.
-No, I wasn't lying.

I just exaggerated the story a little bit. So can we go now?

But we trusted you with our lives.

Go on, Falcon. Tell everyone the truth.

You owe them that much.

Okay. I never actually got shot.

I did this to myself when I was little.

This one day, I was dying of thirst

and I stole a soda can that had been shaken up.

-And when I opened it, it went...
-[screams]

...like a bullet and it hit my ear and it really did hurt.

And it also wasn't really a falcon who saved me.

It was a pigeon.

Ooh. That's just what we needed. A pigeon.

Falcon, pigeon. What else you hiding?

Once a liar, always a liar.

And you lied to us about other things, right, Falcon?

-No. That's all there is.
-You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.

I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV.

-Hans was about to give you up.
-It's-- it's not what you think.

My suspicions were confirmed with the food supply.

You were planning on nabbing all of it.

-That's not true. I was--
-You helped Hans hijack this train.

-What?
-You're his accomplice.

You put all of our lives at risk.

But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath

who wanted to kill us all.

He promised me a real Christmas

with all my friends at the station.

We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food.

-That was the plan.
-So you admit this was all your fault.

Falcon, you helped him hijack the train?

Why would you do that?

Because my friends and I don't have owners

who feed and give us shelter on Christmas.

Well, now none of us get Christmas.

Hey, you're the one Hans was after.

It's your fault we're all here.

I was only doing my job.

But you Falcon, you betrayed us.

Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us.

Fine. But even if I am responsible for this mess,

I'm stuck here too, which means we need to work together.

Okay? That's it. Bye bye.

-Falcon!
-No!

Happy trails, Falcon.

Oh, no. Falcon. It can't be.

Falcon.

How are we supposed to get through this now?

Maguy.

I know it's hard, but we have no choice,

we have to keep going and I'm really gonna need you.

You all wait here. It'll be safer that way.

Don't lose hope. Maguy and I are gonna stop this train.

Huh? I'm alive. Huh?

Where am I?

No. No, no, no, no.

Hmm?

Judy, you can fly, right?

Save yourself while there's still time.

No, Coco, I'm staying with you. We're in this together.

I second that. I'd never abandoned my teammates.

In the football world, we don't leave friends on the field.

We fight till the end of the last quarter.

Janis, will you still love me in the afterlife?

Huh? Of course.

My owner deleted all our pictures on social media.

She's being manipulated, but by who?

Ah, stop it, Randy, your owner was just using you

-to boost her social media following.
-Really?

-Why would you say that?
-Because my owner was using me too.

Here, look.

Hey, there, Candy fans and shout out

to my 400,000 new followers.

It's awesome. Uh, it's terrible.

Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed train?

I miss you so much. Here's a little dedication I made for you.

Heads up.

Surprise.

Oh, Candy. Will we ever see each other again?

And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe

and share this video. See y'all soon.

Well, at least he didn't replace you.

-I actually would've preferred that.
-Hmm.

Let's see if there's news on our train.

Please welcome, live in the studio, Lisa,

whose pet cat is on the runaway train. Is that right, Lisa?

Yes. Her-her name's Maguy

and I-I-I adopted her when she was just a kitten.

And you're terrified you're gonna watch her die. Is that right?

-Yes.
-We are scared too, Lisa,

-as I'm sure our many viewers are as well.
-Don't cry, sweetheart.

As soon as the train is clear of the mountains,

you'll go with Cynthia in our helicopter

to rescue Maguy. Sound good?

Yes. Thank you so much for helping me save her.

Oh, no.

Maguy, help me out here. Hmm?

Maguy? Maguy!

Huh? Where's that kitty going?

Maguy, come back. What you doing up there?

I'm doing what Falcon would've done.

Come on. You can do it, Maguy.

You're not that smart if you think I'm gonna let you stop my train.

Oh! Maurice!

Rico? But what are you doing here?

I saw the train on the news and I was really worried.

-You okay?
-No. No, I'm not okay.

This whole thing is my fault.

You were right. I should have listened

instead of trying to be a falcon.

You know, this is the most incredible story we've ever seen.

-How lucky are we? Right?
-Yeah, Cynthia. He's right.

And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege

-to have you here in the field with us.
-Oh, yeah.

And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat.

It's gonna be the highlight of our career.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's all gonna be very moving.

I have no doubt.

So Cynthia, is everything on track?

You got it, Michael. So far so good.

Ah, that little girl crying

after the crash will be entertainment gold.

It's the perfect boost for both of our careers.

I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.

-You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.
-Oh, excuse me.

-I'll call you back.
-Are we almost there?

Yes, Lisa, just a few more minutes.

Huh?

Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

Hey, superstars.

Listen up, guys. Falcon isn't here anymore.

And now Rex and Maguy are in danger. We gotta huddle up.

-But that's not our role.
-We never played the part of a hero.

Hey, don't give me that garbage.

Just because you haven't played heroes yet,

don't mean that you can't.

Honestly, guys, you have so much potential.

Aren't you sick and tired of saying you're C listers,

-mascots and day players?
-Yes, sick of it.

Don't you see the opportunity in front of you?

Today, it's not an audition. Today, my friends, is your big break.

So let's kick some foot. Like all heroes do.

-Quack, quack!
-Quack, quack!

Yeah!

Oh, no, I'm coming, Maguy!

No one stops my train.

Let me go!

-I said let me go!
-Hold on, Maguy.

What do you say we go see my old friend Rex?

Let me go, you big mean bully!

No one's getting in.

Ah, I never should have listened to Hans.

None of this would've happened. No one would be in danger.

I'm so stupid. Ah! Oh!

-Oh!
-Oh.

Hey, Maurice. Maurice, hey. Falcon.

-No, Rico, you're right. My name is Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

But come see. The train's headed down the valley.

-What? What are you talking about?
-Just take a look. There!

-You still have time to save them.
-No, I can't save anyone.

All I ever do is mess everything up. I'm not a falcon.

I'm just a dumb little pigeon.

All right, fine. Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon.

But that dumb little pigeon is brave.

And he never hesitates for a second to help others.

And that's why I've always been so proud of you.

You... you really mean that?

Maurice, of course I really mean it. And as you well know,

a pigeon never leaves a friend behind.

So what are you waiting for? Get over there, son.

Okay, but how do I get back on the train?

You'll figure it out like you always do.

-You always find a way.
-Yeah.

Huh?

Hey.

Ah!

A-ha!

-Falcon.
-Yes, Anna, we all miss him.

-No. Take a look. That's Falcon right there.
-He's alive!

Let her go. This is between you and me.

You want me to let her go, Rex?

Okay.

Maguy!

Come on!

Rex! Help me!

Ah, coming.

Yeah, go on. Go save her.

Hold on tight!

How about we have a little fun, Rex?

This is for not remembering me.

This is because you broke up my gang.

And this is for those five years I spent at the pound.

Ah!

-Flag on the play.
-Think we'd let you win that easily?

Yeah, you have no idea who you're messing with.

Huh?

Attack!

Yeah, tackle!

That's it, you guys. It's a dog pile.

That's it. Team work. Work as a unit.

Huh?

All right. Half-time's over. Quack, quack!

Quack, quack!

Whoa... whoa!

Huh? Falcon?

Phew!

-Hey, guys. What'd I miss?
-I can't believe it.

-You're alive!
-Yeah. Well, I'm a survivor.

Falcon! Look out behind you!

I'm really sorry I got you all into this mess.

But since I've got us into it, I'm gonna get us out of it.

Falcon!

So maybe I am just a poor stupid pigeon. But you know what?

A pigeon never leaves a friend behind.

You guys stay there.

Okay. I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.

Huh?

Whoa!

Almost there.

I don't think so. You're not going anywhere.

-Huh?
-You're outta luck.

You picked on the wrong pigeon.

Nobody is stopping my train.

Well, where the devil have you three been?

Oh, it was a blowout.

We really took it to that scumbag badger.

You should have seen Leo.

He was bouncing around, blindsiding him.

Bim, bam, boom, bim, bam, boom!

And Momo, he was raining down pickles

like pine nuts.

Would you just stop moving?

The problem was that in the fourth quarter,

Hans bounced back and came to play.

We thought we were on a hot streak,

but he cooled us down.

Okay. So basically, you didn't help at all.

On the contrary, without them,

Maguy and I wouldn't be here right now.

Our destinies are predetermined by the stars.

What's meant to be is meant to be.

We are but small bits of dust floating through this plane

servants to an unavoidable fate.

There's no point fighting it.

No point fighting it? No point fighting it?

That's it, Jimmy, I've had enough of your stupid philosophical trash.

-Whoa...
-It's easy to hide behind the cosmos

and avoid facing your problems.

Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death.

Is that really the lesson you wanna teach our kids?

But-- Oh...

So, uh, where's Falcon?

Calm down, Hans. Remember this morning?

We worked together.

We were a team. We're basically friends.

We can work something out.

You're saying you want to be on my team again?

-Yeah.
-And help me get rid of Rex?

Uh, no.

Hey, Cynthia. There's animals on top of the train.

Go on, start filming.

As you can see, there appear to be

two small animals on the roof of the train.

They seem to be trying to escape or send some kind of distress call.

There he is. They're on the roof. It's Falcon.

He's okay. But what's he doing?

It looks like he's fighting a badger.

I told you there was a bad guy on that train. Get 'em, Falcon!

And don't forget, Kraken. Always Kraken. Kraken!

-Suplex!
-The force!

Get him, Falcon!

Show him what happens when you mess

with a pigeon--

Okay, what is this?

-¿Qué pasa?
-Rico? What's he doing there?

Get out of the way, Rico, we've got a fight to watch.

Uh, Johnson. You won't believe this,

but a pigeon is stuck to the camera.

And I think he left a souvenir.

Whoa, Falcon's really in deep doo-doo.

I apologize to our viewers for this technical error.

Oh, yes. I'm learning the railway company

may have found a solution

to avoid a crash in Toro City.

Yes!

It appears the train will be diverted

to a deserted area where it can crash safely.

Stay with us. A catastrophe is imminent.

Bring us down to the crash site quickly.

Hurry up and clean that camera lens.

Come on, son. Get up!

I'm trying, Rico.

You can do it. I believe in you.

You never crack with the pressure.

When it's time to fight,

There's only one technique that works. The Kraken.

Get up!

Kraken. Kraken!

No, the force.

No, suplex.

No, Kraken!

-The force!
-Suplex.

Kraken!

The force. Suplex.

Kraken!

-Force.
-Suplex.
-Kraken.

Force. Suplex. Kraken.

Don't touch my son!

Don't touch my dad!

Force. Suplex. Kraken!

It's over, Hans.

You've lost.

You're right, Falcon. You beat me.

Oopsies.

We're here, Cynthia. This is the estimated crash site.

Yeah, but, Johnson, if it crashes,

how are we gonna film

the little girl getting her cat back?

We can worry about that later.

I wouldn't count on Falcon saving your sorry butts.

You won't be seeing him again.

For the rest of you, your next stop is death!

Death is simply the next--

Eh...

From now on, you'll never forget the name Hans!

Oh, there's a switch.

Well, I guess the only thing left

to say is, good crash.

No!

No one's crashing here.

Jimmy!

Especially not my babies.

Yippee ki-yay!

Look! It's coming.

Yeah.

Now pull.

Jimmy! Go!

Jimmy!

Peace and love!

Huh?

You saved our lives.

Really? I don't know what came over me.

Are you kidding me? The story's never gonna end.

Hey, Cynthia, the train's back on course

to Toro City. What do we do?

Don't worry, Michael. We've got a big head start.

We'll be first on the scene

and have front row seats to the crash.

Ladies and gentlemen, Stay tuned because

in just a few minutes, we'll bring you

exclusive footage of the upcoming crash.

Uh, I have a bad feeling about this.

It's over.

We can't stop it. Hang on tight.

Hang on tight!

Hey. You all right, son?

Yeah.

Okay. We're perfectly steady.

-How you doing, Johnson?
-I'm ready. Lens clean.

Battery's charged. You'll be back with your cat real soon.

Yes, yes, yes. Try and stay focused.

All right, here we go.

Come on, Falcon.

Oh, look at that.

Yahoo!

There, there's the train.

Listen up you two, right after the crash.

Make sure you get footage of the kid crying.

All right. But then when are we getting the reunion?

Huh? Oh, no, Johnson, You won't believe this.

-There's a problem with the battery.
-No!

We're slowing down. Falcon got to the breaks!

-Hold on!
-Yeah, hold on tight!

Uh, I... mean...

Huh? Watch out! Whoa!

I don't wanna die in economy!

Hold on tight!

Please... let it go.

Falcon. Falcon. Falcon.

So not bad for a pigeon, huh?

That's my boy. That's my son.

Falcon. I gotta say, you're the bravest thief

I've ever met in my whole career.

You mean your very long career?

Yeah.

Huh? You should probably get outta here.

They'll take you straight to the pound.

Thanks, Rex. And thank you, Maguy.

Couldn't have done it without you.

Falcon!

Don't worry, Maguy. I'll see you soon. Promise.

I'll see you all soon.

Maguy! Maguy!

Oh, I'm so happy to see you again.

You haven't seen the last of me, Rex!

Whatever you say... Sorry, what's your name again?

Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding me. Hans!

My name is Hans. It's not even a hard name to remember.

My aunt picked it out for me.

You brat!

I missed out on the biggest

story of my life 'cause of you.

They'd have talked about this

for months, maybe even years.

If you hadn't messed with the camera.

Oh, don't you worry.

They'll definitely be

talking about you for a while.

That little girl crying after the crash

will be entertainment gold.

It's the perfect boost for both of our careers.

I'm sick of boring local news.

You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.

Right after the crash.

Make sure you get footage of the kid crying.

If you release any of that footage,

I will single-handedly destroy you.

-Understood?
-Oh, I'd never do that.

Tell me you're getting this.

Yeah, I got it.

-I found the spare battery.
-Hey, what are you doing?

We're filming the reunion, Cynthia.

Uh, are you filming?

Oh, this isn't good.

Oh, Johnson, this reunion is amazing.

Johnson, you're one heck of a cameraman.

Oh, stop it.

Candy, where should we go?

We can't just go back to our owners.

Yeah, you're right.

-Oh, hey, wait, I have an idea.
-Hm?

What?

Hm?

Hey, aren't you both adorable?

You all alone?

-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.

-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack!

Well now, looks like I found two new teammates.

Oh!

I think they're coming real soon.

My little quinoa.

We didn't do too bad in the end, did we?

Uh, well, it'll be a long walk back.

Yeah, and no Christmas feast this year, I guess.

Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.

You always end up finding a way.

Actually, I hadn't mentioned it yet,

but I may have a lead on a job at the Bay City Airport.

Huh? What? You're joking, right? You wanna rob airports now?

Well, you're on your own.

I'm a bad flyer.

Don't stress, Rico.

This job's a piece of cake.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Everyone's trustworthy.

♪ Wearing scales and swag, no doubt ♪

♪ You'll be impressed with this ♪

♪ If y'all can't rock with this ♪

♪ Close your ears and hear the hiss ♪

♪ We're the kings of the rap game ♪

♪ Of the flows and of the hooks ♪

♪ Cold blood in our veins no fear ♪

♪ Don't give us dirty looks ♪

♪ Yeah, we movin' smooth like Boa ♪

♪ Like Stallone in Cobra ♪

♪ Spittin' bars with no remorse sneaking through the court ♪

♪ Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice ♪

♪ Don't fool, fool, fool with us ♪

♪ You're slitherin' is spittin' venom ♪

♪ Rhymes attack like denim ♪

♪ Stayin' reptile calm. Live the dream ♪

♪ Stayin' reptile calm. Hands up, scream ♪

Oye, Chuck. Careful with the roundhouse.

Working on flexibility, have you?

Now I can reach up to--

Hey, uncles, did you miss me?

Falcon!