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Hello, hello, hello!
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Welcome to the showwhere we talk
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about all the stuffin marriages
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that no one else will,
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and usuallyin a graphic manner.
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I'm your loyal host,Gill, with a G, Langer,
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and I will be your guideon this journey
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of self-discovery.
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We have one of our favoriteguests joining us.
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She's definitelyone of my favorites.
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You know her. You love her.
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That's right, folks.Dr. Greta.
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She is back to teach us
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how to talk dirtyin the bedroom.
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And can I just saythat I am so ready?
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Because if I have to haveany more scheduled sex
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in order to make a baby,
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somebody's gonna losetheir fucking mind,
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and that someone is me.
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Make me
your little fucking cum slut.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah!
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...fucking me.
Oh, fuck!
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If that didn't make a
baby, I don't know what will.
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That was good, right?
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It was, uh...
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That dirty talk was new.
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Yeah, I learned it
from the sexologist
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that we had on the show
last week.
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What'd you think?
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I think, uh...
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...a sexologist is
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not a real thing.
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Hey!
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It totally is too
a real profession.
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Oh yeah?
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What'd she major in in school?
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Doggy style?
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Yeah, probably cunnilingus
and other things.
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Okay.
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January 13th,
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three-ish.
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Jack has been consumed
with sex to get pregnant,
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so I thought I would spice
it up a little bit
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with some dirty talk
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courtesy of Dr. Greta
from episode 24.
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I thought it was hot.
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Jack seemed a little confused.
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Not confused.
The only confusing part was
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how my wife of 20 years
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turned into a cum slut.
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Jack is normally
a little more...
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-reserved in bed.
-Gill!
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Can you wrap it up? They're
gonna be here any minute.
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It's my job.
I'll be done in a second.
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Oh! Shit, that's hot.
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Don't burn your pussy.
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Oh, too late.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Huh? What are you
talking about?
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Where is the outfit?
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Oh, I'm not wearing that.
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No, Jack...
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You promised.
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I'll look ridiculous.
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No, you won't.
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You'll look hot.
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You think
the chef heard us?
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No way!
This house is huge!
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You're walking so fast.
I can't move in these things.
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Now you know
how I feel when I wear Spanx.
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Beauty is pain, baby.
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How do people
wear these?
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Look like...
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Enrique Iglesias's accountant.
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Okay, let's just get
a quick selfie...
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-Oh, yeah.
-...in front of the sign.
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Oh, wait a minute, hold on.
Let me just get this.
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-A little... There we go.
-What are you doing?
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-No!
-No, come on.
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They want us together
wearing their shit,
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looking hot, so...
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Oh, you can't post this,
sweetie.
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Yes, I have to post this,
sweetie.
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No, no, no.
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Come on, just give me one.
Give me one good one.
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-I know you got it in you.
-My students are gonna see.
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-Looking great. Crushing it.
-All right, you got it.
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Okay, which one do you like?
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Uh... what?
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This one. Great?
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-Great.
-Yes? Loving it.
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-Do it.
-Okay, fine.
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Thought you were
taking the night off.
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I am gonna take the night off.
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I just, you know,
the night hasn't started yet,
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and I need to post
a photo really quickly.
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-Right.
-Posting...
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I have to do this
really quickly.
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Happy birthday. Posted.
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-There you are.
-Hi.
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Just wanted to have
a, you know, moment
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just with my beautiful wife.
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You know what
I was thinking about today?
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-What?
-When I first saw you,
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20 years ago,
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across the bar
at the El Sombrero...
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Oh!
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...and how I knew right away
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that in 20 years,
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I would still be looking
at you.
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Oh my God!
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Twenty years!
Can you believe it?
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Yeah,
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I can,
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'cause I love you.
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I love you.
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-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
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God...
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that was so sweet.
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I mean, I'm just a great guy.
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-Can you do that again?
-What do you mean?
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-What?
-For the birthday episode?
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-Gilly...
-Come on, just a quick video.
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-The moment has passed.
-That was beautiful, honey.
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-Please. I want to record it.
-It was a real thing.
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I want everybody to see
how wonderful that was.
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-I gotta brush my teeth.
-What?
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Didn't you just brush
your teeth?
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What the fuck?
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-Hello?
-Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Is this a surprise party?
You know I hate surprises.
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No, I would not do that
to you.
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-I know.
-They're supposed to be here.
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Hey, we should, uh,
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we should try not
to overshare tonight, okay?
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Oh, by "we," you mean "me"?
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Yes, I mean you,
you silly little...
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-Do I?
-Mm-hmm.
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-You know what I hate?
-No.
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Patio furniture.
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-This is perfect.
-Why is there no furniture?
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Oh, guys!
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-Hi!
-Happy birthday!
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Oh my God!
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It's so good to see you.
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Happy birthday.
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You guys look so great.
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-Thank you for coming.
-You too.
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Come on in.
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-Wow!
-Do you love it?
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Oh! Got brick?
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I know.
We got so much brick.
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Where did you find this place?
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I found it through this
incredible rental company,
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and the show gave me
a stipend for the party.
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What?! Wow!
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The podcast must be doing
really well.
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- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
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Oh, God!
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-Oh!
-Oh, boy! Come here!
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What?! Look at this...
Let me... Oh.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hugging royalty. Look at you.
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Wow. Happy birthday, Jack.
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Thank you.
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- What's up, guys?
- Tell him.
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-He looks good, right?
-Incredible color, confidence.
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Look at the leather pants.
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Oh... I can see your penis.
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-Oh.
-There it is. Right there.
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Slightly to the right
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and, uh, presenting
the appetizers.
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Oh, hello.
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How many cows died
to create these pants?
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No, they're actually
vegan leather.
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Oh, good,
'cause I'm lactose-intolerant.
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Here, just give it a feel.
Like...
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-Come on. Step into my hand.
-It's so real.
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-Who wants a drink?
-Let's get a drink.
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Let's get a drink.
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-Look at this spread!
-I know, it's great, right?
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-May I? Thank you.
-Yes.
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I cannot believe we're 40!
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Oh, I know!
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I look so young though.
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-You do.
-Isn't it freaky?
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Is there a, uh, is there
a restroom I could use?
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Yes, just inside to the left.
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-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
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You guys have been together
longer than you've been apart.
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-No, I know, it's true.
-Now we're starting a family.
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- You're pregnant?
- Oh...
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Not yet.
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-Oh.
-We're trying though.
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-Oh, that's amazing.
-Mm-hmm. It is amazing.
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You guys have been together
for a really long time.
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-Yeah.
-What's your secret?
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Well, we're open.
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Uh, we weren't always open.
It's kinda newish.
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Well...
When Ish had cancer,
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he wasn't feeling that sexy,
so he was like, you know,
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"Please,
go get your needs met,"
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and, you know, I did,
and then...
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When he got healthier,
I was like,
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"You should go partake
as well, because you have
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a lot of kinks that I don't
have the endurance for."
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Does that make sense?
I was like, "Get out there."
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But we have a lot of rules.
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January to May,
we are not open.
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That's cuffing season.
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We can't be in a state
where our mothers live.
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The bathroom
has a bidet!
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I mean, I didn't use it.
I just...
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What'd I miss?
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They are starting a family.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't
the one and only Mo.
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Wow! Logan!
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I had no idea
you would be here.
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-Yes, you did.
-Yeah, I did.
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-How you doin'?
-Great.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah. You?
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I'm great.
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Are you drunk?
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Yeah... pre-partied a little.
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-What?
-Did you get your...
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Did you get your nose pierced?
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No! I mean, yes,
but, like, many years ago.
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It's cute.
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Vodka?
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Your favorite.
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Yeah, when I was 20.
Get that outta here.
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I can't believe you.
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You look, uh...
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You look healthy.
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-"Healthy"?
-Yeah.
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Am I a dairy cow?
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-NPO Sunday, surgery Monday.
-That is too long. It's risky.
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Plan is for left awake
frontotemporal...
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Fine, just try not to waste
any more of the breast milk.
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- Okay, thank you.
- Sorry?
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- Bye-bye.
- Lana? Hello?
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Hello?
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You're cutting out.
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You all right?
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Yeah. Fine.
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Try to have a bit of fun.
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I will.
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Um, let's try
not to have too much fun
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because we do need to leave
at five tomorrow morning
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to be back in time for Rocco.
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Sorry, what was that?
I just got lost in those...
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gray-green eyes of yours.
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God, you are B-E-A-utiful,
aren't you?
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-Sam...
-Stunning.
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Stop it.
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Can't, but I think I--
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-No, stop it.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
258
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-They're waiting for us.
-Don't be silly now.
259
00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,796
Oh, shit, is that Logan?!
260
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,731
In the flesh, baby!
261
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,602
I forgot about that!
262
00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:15,903
-Hey, Penelope.
-Mo!
263
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,972
-Hi, how are you?
-Just really brilliant.
264
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,406
-Thank you. Yeah.
-Great.
265
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,676
-How are you?
-Great. Yeah.
266
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:22,810
That's great.
267
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,745
-Where's Ben?
-Oh, he, uh,
268
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,113
he couldn't make it.
269
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,448
You know, he's working
on Senator Bishop's campaign.
270
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,985
So he's, uh, he's
in New Orleans or Baton Rouge.
271
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,820
Somewhere in Louisiana,
that's all I know.
272
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,288
-Do you ever see each other?
-You know,
273
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,559
healthy relationships do not
actually require proximity.
274
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:38,993
Good sex does.
275
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,096
I'm gonna text Gill 'cause
I don't know where they are.
276
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,999
How are you anyway, Logan?
How's the band?
277
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,468
Good. Good, yeah.
You know, we're between tours.
278
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:51,305
Between tours. That's so cool
that you're still touring!
279
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,807
I think I heard your shit
on the oldies station
280
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:54,975
the other day.
281
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:57,411
-Yacht Rock Radio.
-That's horseshit.
282
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,781
-Oh, hello.
-Hi.
283
00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:02,651
Have we met?
284
00:13:02,684 --> 00:13:04,118
Oh, shit. Uh, Penelope.
285
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,220
Yeah, I got this. I got this.
Go ahead.
286
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,221
Logan, Penelope.
287
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,692
This is my beautiful wife,
Penelope.
288
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,163
-Pleasure.
-Pleasure's all mine.
289
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,965
We all went
to college together.
290
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,834
All of us, and then you,
Jack, and I roomed together
291
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,036
freshman, sophomore year.
292
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,270
-Yeah, roomie.
-Till he went off
293
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,172
to become a famous rock star,
as you do.
294
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,940
- Look at me now.
- You and Mo
295
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,142
dated each other for a while.
296
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,843
-Long time, actually.
-Not necessary
297
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:30,944
to the conversation at all.
298
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,212
Until you left her
for the band.
299
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,581
We didn't need that tidbit
to tell the story.
300
00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:36,917
- Can you guys get in...
- Jack! Jackie-Jack-Jack!
301
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,052
Honey, honey.
302
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,853
Oh my God.
303
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,591
Doctor.
304
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,326
-Doctor.
-Doctor.
305
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,628
-Doctor.
-Doctor.
306
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,028
-Doctor!
-Doctor!
307
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,801
-Oh, buddy!
-Good to see you, man.
308
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:53,967
Good to see you.
309
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,969
Oh, wow.
310
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,139
Hey, Jackie.
311
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,307
Loges.
312
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,846
Ah, thanks for comin', man.
313
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,948
-Missed you.
-Missed you too.
314
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,618
I missed both of you! Yeah!
315
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,054
-Oh my God, you look so good!
-Yeah?
316
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,289
-Do you like?
-You're trendy.
317
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,791
-You're like a celebrity.
-Hair.
318
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:17,991
-No.
-Yes, hair.
319
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,927
Yeah, let me see the booty.
The booty.
320
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,161
-Okay.
-It's good, right?
321
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,464
Oh, yeah, it's like
a little basketball.
322
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,499
-So many squats.
-It's great.
323
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,201
I am so happy to see you!
324
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,103
And bummed that Ben
couldn't make it.
325
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,038
I know, but, you know,
it's to be expected.
326
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,216
Everybody?
327
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,918
Hello? Hi, I just...
Hi, hello.
328
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,788
- Excuse me. Hello?
- Hello?!
329
00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:47,856
Oh!
330
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,457
Sorry.
331
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:53,862
I just wanted to say a really
quick thank you so much
332
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,229
to all of you for coming
333
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,198
to celebrate Jack and I's
40th birthdays,
334
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,968
and I know that some of you
even left your babies
335
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,970
for the very first time.
336
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,840
- Thank you!
- Oh, thank you.
337
00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:08,075
Um, so...
338
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,645
cheers to having
a great night!
339
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,284
Jack?
340
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,453
Do you wanna...
341
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,054
say what you were gonna...
342
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,590
say to everybody?
343
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:25,025
-You okay?
-Yeah.
344
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,861
You're up, Jackie.
345
00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:28,730
It's funny with old friends.
346
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:31,231
You can not see them for years
and then,
347
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,066
suddenly you're
in the same room,
348
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,670
and it's like no time's passed
at all.
349
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,706
I guess the opposite
works too.
350
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,909
You could be
with someone forever,
351
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,510
and suddenly,
something happens,
352
00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:46,146
and it feels like
you don't even know 'em.
353
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,348
Like how you suddenly
dress like Rod Stewart.
354
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,351
I love Rod Stewart.
355
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,454
So...
356
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:56,457
Anyway, I thought
it might be a nice thing
357
00:15:56,490 --> 00:16:00,394
to go back before the times
of Facebook and Instagram,
358
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,864
and have us all
just be together.
359
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,097
No distractions.
360
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,999
Just like it used to be.
361
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,902
So, Gill and I...
362
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:09,938
-Mmm.
-...thought that, uh,
363
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,606
before we get
the party started,
364
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,274
it might be, uh, a nice idea
365
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:18,312
for everyone to surrender
their phones
366
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,215
for the night
into this unplug box.
367
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,885
-Okay, you can't be serious.
-I am.
368
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,219
Fuck! No!
369
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,020
I've heard
of these parties before.
370
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,355
Jackie, take it.
371
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:30,892
-So close.
-Oh!
372
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,528
You're not taking
my bloody phone.
373
00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:35,329
Yeah, I mean,
I could get a work call.
374
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,365
-This is my worst nightmare.
-Gilly, you agreed to this?
375
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,435
I did because, guess what,
it's only for one night!
376
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,171
And that's only a couple hours
if you think about it.
377
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,472
-So come on!
-Watch this.
378
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,709
I'll show you how it's done.
Here's the phone.
379
00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:49,076
This one's mine.
380
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,912
- Just gonna put it in the box.
- Just like that.
381
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,412
Gill, show 'em how it's done.
382
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,014
Um... one second.
383
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,182
Guys, wanna take a selfie?
384
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,784
-Can I? Just before...
-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
385
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,920
Before we do it,
just, can we get in?
386
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:02,322
-Cheese!
-Good job.
387
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,192
Mo, is that your
top-secret government phone?
388
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,360
Uh, no, that is my personal.
389
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,061
I would never surrender
my work phone.
390
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,229
Plus, I don't have it.
391
00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:11,331
Oh, so we have
your full attention?
392
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,200
Just one night.
Goes right in the box.
393
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,302
No one's gonna look at it.
I promise.
394
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,606
- Bye, BradBerry.
- Wait, so, the...
395
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,208
No one is having
any access to their phone
396
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,076
for the entire night?
397
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,013
That's the idea, Penelope.
398
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,648
It's fine, Penelope.
399
00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:28,148
Oh, okay.
400
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,083
Great. What if Lana
needs something?
401
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,953
-She'll be fine.
-And it's an emergency?
402
00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:33,253
You'll be fine. It's just...
403
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:36,223
Look, you promised, babe.
404
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,125
Just put your phone
in the box.
405
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,865
- Give it a try.
- I need to let Lana know,
406
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:45,132
first of all.
407
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:48,235
Okay.
408
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,705
Just waiting to see
if she got the text.
409
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,209
Okay.
410
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,514
- She got it.
- Great.
411
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:06,054
Ah. Very good.
412
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,354
And back over here.
413
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,189
Oh, he's here, he's here.
414
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,860
Uh, hold on, just gonna erase
a few dick pics.
415
00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:14,194
Any time this year.
416
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,229
-Dick, dick...
-Now you are just showing off.
417
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,198
- All right. Thank you.
- All right.
418
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,200
Okay, I might need
to get this back later on
419
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,503
-in case a client needs me...
-Nope. Boo!
420
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,470
No-work weekend.
421
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:24,939
Okay, you guys,
it's not that easy.
422
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,340
I have a job.
423
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,308
All right, so I think,
424
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:32,412
uh, that leaves just one more.
425
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,248
- Honey?
- Yes, just one second.
426
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,451
Everybody get in! Come on!
427
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,353
-Selfie, come on.
-Smile!
428
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,956
-Honey, honey, honey, come on.
-Come on, Penelope.
429
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,191
One pic. Ah! Cheese! Yes!
430
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,893
-You got it.
-Looking hot. Okay, great.
431
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:49,063
-Wait, wait. Hold on, wait.
-Into the box you go.
432
00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:50,364
One more. One more.
433
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,298
Last one.
434
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,133
Oh...
435
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,036
-Boo! Ugh!
-Yeah.
436
00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:56,303
-Okay.
-Perfect.
437
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,305
-Got your content?
-Yes, one second.
438
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,707
-Let me just post.
-Gill.
439
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:01,609
I'm putting it up.
This is the last one.
440
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,310
Please put your phone
in the box.
441
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,713
And we are... live.
442
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:06,848
Out.
443
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,349
And...
444
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,653
-Kiss it.
-I love you, miss you so much.
445
00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:15,188
Okay. All right! So...
446
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,191
I'm gonna put this one inside
and, uh,
447
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,061
let's get this party started.
448
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,996
Right?
449
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,998
-Be right back!
-Okay!
450
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,199
-I hope you guys are hungry!
-Starving!
451
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,603
Yay, no phones!
452
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,938
- I know...
- It'll be fine, Pen, Okay?
453
00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:31,939
It's gonna be...
454
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,088
Everybody,
as you may have noticed
455
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:49,123
in our birthday invite,
456
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,525
the mention of, uh,
457
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:54,227
a special culinary adventure
for this evening
458
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,296
that I happened to plan
all by myself.
459
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,498
So, without further ado,
460
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:01,836
I would like to introduce you
to my new best friend,
461
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,004
Chef Sasha,
462
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:05,973
who will be running through
the menu for this evening.
463
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:09,209
Chef, please,
464
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,745
take it away.
465
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,213
Oh.
466
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,783
Hello, beautiful people,
467
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:18,720
and welcome to what I'm sure
is going to be
468
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,387
a memorable evening.
469
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,191
As Jack mentioned, I am a chef
470
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,592
who has won multiple awards
471
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,661
in cannabis-infused
fine dining.
472
00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:29,362
We're getting high!
This party just got good!
473
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,799
I am definitely going
to get paranoid.
474
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,135
Tonight isn't just about
getting you super high.
475
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:35,268
Anyone can do that.
476
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,270
Tonight is about the food.
477
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,040
I am a food-centric chef
478
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:40,575
with accents of cannabis.
479
00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:42,476
It's all
portion-controlled magic
480
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,978
for a four-course journey,
481
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:47,215
the end of which, hopefully,
you will be super high.
482
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,516
- Wow.
- Yes.
483
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,151
All right, well,
let's kick it off
484
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,719
with an amuse-bouche.
485
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:52,754
Jack is holding...
486
00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:54,555
Please, what is this,
a game show?
487
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,323
...tempura cannabis leaves
488
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,160
with one milligram of THC
per serving
489
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:02,163
from the sativa-dominant
strain, Squirt Juice.
490
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:03,463
-Did that this morning.
-Wow.
491
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:05,265
This should leave you
feeling relaxed,
492
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,001
focused, and euphoric.
493
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:10,104
And who couldn't use a little
more euphoria, am I right?
494
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,205
I know I could.
495
00:21:11,239 --> 00:21:12,573
Now, if you'll excuse me,
496
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,675
I'm going to go set
some intentions
497
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,711
and cook the fuck
out of some weed.
498
00:21:16,744 --> 00:21:19,514
Yes. All right.
Thank you, Sasha.
499
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,949
- It's Chef Sasha.
- Oh, right. Sorry.
500
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:26,053
-Mm.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
501
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,857
Oh, right, yes.
502
00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,960
Pass those out
before they get cold.
503
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:35,530
All right, let's dig in.
504
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:37,430
Oh, I get tested
for work.
505
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,066
Oh, it leaves your system
in 36 hours.
506
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:42,670
-So I've been told.
-Oh, thank you, Gill and Jack.
507
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:44,906
I haven't eaten "a pot"
since high school.
508
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,339
-You lie!
-That's true.
509
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,242
That's the basis
of our friendship.
510
00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:50,578
How much of this should I eat?
511
00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,513
How much...
do you want?
512
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:55,448
You're eating all of it.
513
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,819
- Mmm.
- Well, well, well.
514
00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:59,854
Surprise, surprise.
515
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:01,589
Surprise, surprise.
516
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:04,725
Oh, Jack, Jack,
you son of a bitch.
517
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,459
Thank you.
518
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,895
Pen, you want one?
519
00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:09,362
-No, thanks.
-Just take--
520
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,698
I don't want to have
to pump and dump.
521
00:22:10,731 --> 00:22:12,567
Weren't you gonna do that
anyway if you drank?
522
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,401
-I'm not drinking.
-Cheers.
523
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,803
...gonna drive us home...
524
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:19,140
- Cheers, my darling.
- Happy birthday.
525
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,842
Happy birthday.
526
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,993
No. Then apply.
527
00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:43,998
Oh! Oh!
528
00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:53,007
To the plus-ones.
529
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,476
The plus-ones.
530
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,679
And long may we continue
to be, frankly,
531
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:01,816
the best part of the fucking
awful frat parties.
532
00:23:03,184 --> 00:23:04,451
I have missed you.
533
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,122
I have missed you!
534
00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:11,424
I'm very glad
you're doing better.
535
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,861
Thank you. Me too.
It's been a...
536
00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:16,063
It's been a long road.
537
00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,633
- So how's teaching?
- Oh.
538
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,635
I didn't tell you? I quit.
539
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:23,504
-That's huge.
-I've never been happier.
540
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:24,972
No, really.
541
00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:27,909
It's like I'm finally living
my life the way
542
00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:29,810
I was always supposed to.
543
00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:31,846
I hope
you've slowed down a bit.
544
00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:34,849
You aren't doing those
terrible 80-hour weeks still.
545
00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:37,718
Oh, no, I'm definitely doing
those terrible 80-hour weeks,
546
00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:40,121
but you know me, I love it.
547
00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,323
What about you? Are you...
are you back at work?
548
00:23:42,356 --> 00:23:44,358
I'm just doing a little bit
of consulting
549
00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:45,693
for some old UK clients.
550
00:23:45,726 --> 00:23:48,796
It's funny. My job was
such a massive part
551
00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:52,465
of who I am, and now I just...
552
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:56,469
I don't know, I'm so tied
to the little sausage, I...
553
00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:58,806
I can't bear leaving him.
554
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,473
Other people's kids,
they suck.
555
00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:01,776
They suck. Kids are the worst.
556
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,744
-They're little shits.
-Ugh, little shits.
557
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,813
-Their grubby little hands...
-Throw 'em in the garbage.
558
00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:07,715
...and their grubby
little minds.
559
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:10,351
I never thought this podcast
was gonna take off.
560
00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:11,986
I was just doing it for fun,
561
00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:15,356
but now, people are actually
stopping me on the street
562
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:17,558
and asking me for advice. Yes!
563
00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:19,894
It's like I'm actually
connecting with people,
564
00:24:19,927 --> 00:24:22,964
and they're listening
to what I'm saying.
565
00:24:23,998 --> 00:24:26,000
Oh, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
566
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,168
Damian, stop!
567
00:24:27,201 --> 00:24:29,904
You at least look like
you've got your shit together.
568
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:32,573
- Don't we all?
- Ow! Oh! Knee to the balls!
569
00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:35,576
- Got the knee to-- No!
- Mmm, no.
570
00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,678
Yeah, no.
571
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:45,319
That episode all about
your balls, "Jack's Sack."
572
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:47,021
That shit is hilarious!
573
00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:50,057
I shared it with the entire
neurological department.
574
00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:52,193
- Wow, huh, big hospital?
- Yeah, huge.
575
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,996
Yeah,
I'm glad they enjoyed it.
576
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:58,065
She must be making
so much money by now, right?
577
00:24:58,099 --> 00:25:00,735
You can quit
that teaching job of yours.
578
00:25:00,768 --> 00:25:02,803
Well, don't really want
to quit.
579
00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:05,006
-I love teaching.
-I'm just saying.
580
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:07,675
You could stay at home
with a baby,
581
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,643
get a gym, get super ripped
582
00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,412
and be like a... DILF.
583
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,648
Oof.
584
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,317
What's your poison these days?
585
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,753
Um... tequila works.
586
00:25:18,786 --> 00:25:21,122
Really?
587
00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:23,424
I vaguely remember
someone swearing it off
588
00:25:23,457 --> 00:25:24,959
after our gig in Lawrence.
589
00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:27,695
Yeah, well, that's because
those country-ass margaritas
590
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:31,132
gave me acid reflux,
and then I couldn't sing.
591
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:34,035
I don't have to worry
about that anymore, so...
592
00:25:35,036 --> 00:25:37,571
I'm glad it all worked out
for you, Mo.
593
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,573
Yeah, I'm thriving.
594
00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,043
That little bundle of joy
595
00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:45,713
has hijacked my wife's libido,
but tonight,
596
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:48,282
I'm taking that back,
Liam Neeson-style,
597
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:50,017
because tonight...
598
00:25:50,051 --> 00:25:52,787
there's no baby around
to fuck things up.
599
00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:57,058
I think you might be...
600
00:25:57,091 --> 00:25:58,692
good with the chalk.
601
00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:00,661
To old friends.
602
00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:03,230
Is that what we are?
603
00:26:03,664 --> 00:26:05,232
Yeah, I hope so.
604
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,336
-To friendship.
-Uh-huh.
605
00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:18,379
-Get in, honey.
-Get in, babe.
606
00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,548
Get in.
607
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,848
Smile! Smile!
608
00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:23,884
Just kidding!
There's no phone!
609
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:26,720
Abajo, al centro, y adentro.
610
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,756
Ready? No, no, don't...
611
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:30,891
Don't down it. Fuck. Cheers.
612
00:26:34,195 --> 00:26:37,031
-I love you so much.
-Cheers. You're the best.
613
00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:39,633
Um, so, the...
614
00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:43,904
God, it's like I don't know
the words are not coming.
615
00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,906
They're coming out my mouth,
coming out my mouth...
616
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,641
Okay, okay...
617
00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:53,380
Nobody puts Jack
in the corner!
618
00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:00,121
Dinner is served.
619
00:27:09,964 --> 00:27:11,899
How's everyone feeling so far?
620
00:27:11,932 --> 00:27:13,767
I mean, great.
621
00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,803
You know, I'm not
feeling anything, really.
622
00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:17,171
-Okay.
-I'm fine.
623
00:27:17,204 --> 00:27:19,340
Good. We're working
on a gradual high here
624
00:27:19,373 --> 00:27:21,942
to ensure that everyone has
an enjoyable ride.
625
00:27:21,976 --> 00:27:24,945
I'd like to provide you
with an enjoyable ride.
626
00:27:24,979 --> 00:27:26,814
-What?
-Two dishes in front of you.
627
00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,850
First, our soffritto tartlet
with tonnato.
628
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,587
That's coming in
at five milligrams of THC.
629
00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:34,155
And on the larger plate,
you'll see
630
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:35,990
our poached halibut
with leek vinaigrette.
631
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:39,927
That is coming in
at 20 milligrams of THC.
632
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,696
Both use
the sativa-dominant strain
633
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,231
called Thug Pussy
634
00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:46,967
to keep you feeling
energized and aroused.
635
00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:50,971
Oh, and to my vegan brother,
blessings.
636
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:53,040
In front of you,
you'll see the vegan risotto
637
00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:55,510
with forest mushrooms
and black truffle oil,
638
00:27:55,544 --> 00:27:58,012
also 20 milligrams of THC
639
00:27:58,045 --> 00:28:00,080
and will get you
feeling aroused.
640
00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:01,583
Thank you so much.
641
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:02,816
This looks so awesome.
642
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,485
Thanks, "Cef Shasha."
643
00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,388
"Cef Sasha."
644
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:10,191
-I got it! One more, I got it.
-You can do it.
645
00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:12,092
Thank you, Chef Sasha.
646
00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,260
I did it!
647
00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:16,063
It happens.
You're not having a stroke.
648
00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:18,499
But definitely don't think
about having a stroke.
649
00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:20,467
Oh, God.
Do you taste pennies?
650
00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:21,670
Enjoy.
651
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,003
Oh, thank you.
652
00:28:23,037 --> 00:28:23,971
Enjoy.
653
00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:26,608
-Enjoy.
-Yes. Thank you.
654
00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:28,510
Okay, this looks delicious.
655
00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:29,843
It does.
656
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,279
I wish I could take
a picture and post it.
657
00:28:32,313 --> 00:28:35,716
Take one with your mind.
658
00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,751
Did she say 20 milligrams?
659
00:28:37,785 --> 00:28:39,954
-That sounds like a lot.
-It is a lot.
660
00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:44,491
I... I think that's a totally
normal amount, right?
661
00:28:44,526 --> 00:28:45,759
Can we eat, or...?
662
00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,195
Yes, yes! Of course!
Bon appetit!
663
00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:52,594
Hello, hello. Sorry. Hi.
664
00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:53,927
- Hi.
- Hi.
665
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:57,031
I just wanted to say
to our amazing couple,
666
00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,999
Jack and Gill, thank you
667
00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:02,369
for being such
a beautiful example
668
00:30:02,403 --> 00:30:05,105
of love and living life
to the fullest.
669
00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:06,840
-Well done, you two.
-That's it?
670
00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:08,442
Thank you.
That's so sweet, Mo.
671
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:12,246
You guys have always been
so solid, like, since college.
672
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,982
Just feels like
you figured it out early.
673
00:30:15,015 --> 00:30:17,251
I mean, Jack definitely
figured it out early.
674
00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:18,787
Remember, he had
that whole spreadsheet
675
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,120
of why Gill should date him.
676
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:21,955
-Like, scientifically.
-I helped you with that!
677
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,390
I thought that was sexy!
678
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:25,326
- I knew what I wanted.
- I loved it.
679
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,729
Deeply unsexy. Um...
680
00:30:27,762 --> 00:30:29,764
You know, it obviously worked
681
00:30:29,798 --> 00:30:33,033
'cause now you're
this beautiful, perfect couple
682
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:36,470
who always, you know,
puts the other person first.
683
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:40,908
Yeah, your... love and support
684
00:30:40,941 --> 00:30:43,745
is truly inspiring.
685
00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:46,013
-Aw.
-We love you and...
686
00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:48,882
you know, we want
your continued success
687
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:50,785
in all things, in teaching,
688
00:30:50,819 --> 00:30:53,087
in your incredibly timely
podcast,
689
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,222
your journey to parenthood.
690
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:58,859
Um... Jack's pants
and shirt combo.
691
00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:00,160
I mean...
692
00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,162
We just want... whatever it's
trying to say,
693
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,331
I hope it gets to speak
its truth.
694
00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:05,899
Speaks to me.
695
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:08,068
Um, anyway, we love it,
we love all of it
696
00:31:08,102 --> 00:31:09,937
and all of you,
so happy birthday,
697
00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:11,472
and I am done.
Thank you. Cheers.
698
00:31:11,506 --> 00:31:14,007
Thank you! I love you!
699
00:31:17,812 --> 00:31:19,514
-Eyes!
-Eyes!
700
00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:24,385
Oh, and I love you all
so, so much!
701
00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:26,053
I'm sorry.
702
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:28,188
And I just want to thank
each and every one of you
703
00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:31,925
for being here celebrating
our 40th birthdays.
704
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:34,027
It means the world to me.
I love you all.
705
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,230
You're so welcome.
706
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:39,266
How much... higher
are we gonna get?
707
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,736
Not high enough.
708
00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:43,237
My fingers are tingling.
709
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:49,009
Sorry, Gill, where
would I find the bathroom?
710
00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:51,679
-One more time?
-The bathroom.
711
00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:53,615
The bathroom? Oh, oh.
712
00:31:53,648 --> 00:31:54,948
I know.
713
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:56,417
-It's upstairs.
-Um, it's upstairs.
714
00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:58,419
-There is one downstairs.
-But there is one...
715
00:31:58,452 --> 00:32:00,588
-Does she need to shower?
-You need to take a shower?
716
00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:03,123
You have to go upstairs
if you have to shower...
717
00:32:03,157 --> 00:32:04,992
But if it's just
the powder room...
718
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,828
-She's pooping!
-...it's to the left.
719
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:10,230
I'll find it.
720
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:12,366
Hey, want me to come with you?
721
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,035
-To the loo?
-Yeah.
722
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:17,371
-Why?
-Well, maybe I could help.
723
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,874
-With what?
-Whatever you want...
724
00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:21,509
No. No.
725
00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:33,046
Lana?
726
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,782
Lana! Oh, hi! Hi!
727
00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:35,917
Can you hear me?
728
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:38,485
Hi! How's Rocco? Is he okay?
729
00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,488
Oh! He didn't!
730
00:33:41,523 --> 00:33:44,391
He drank it all?
That's fantastic!
731
00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,026
Oh, well done.
732
00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:47,729
Aw!
733
00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:49,697
Aw!
734
00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:51,666
Aw...
735
00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:53,968
Lana, will you remember
to keep checking the monitor
736
00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:56,938
in case he gets unswaddled
while he's sleeping?
737
00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:58,405
The swaddle?
738
00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:00,307
- S...
- Swaddle.
739
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,075
Yeah. The... just...
740
00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:03,678
it happened to me
the other night.
741
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,783
Oh my God!
742
00:34:08,816 --> 00:34:12,452
I know it's not cool to do at
the birthday party, I'm sorry.
743
00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:15,289
Because I have to, okay?
744
00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:18,026
We'll be... we'll be back
first thing, um,
745
00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,093
at seven... maybe six.
746
00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:22,095
Let's say six.
We'll be back by six.
747
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:24,197
Yeah. Okay, have
a great night, Lana.
748
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:26,000
Thank you. I will.
749
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,602
Thank you. Thank you so much.
750
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:29,504
Okay. Love you.
751
00:34:29,537 --> 00:34:32,205
I... Well, I do.
Um, okay, thank you, Lana.
752
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,908
Thank you. Bye.
753
00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:34,976
Bye.
754
00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:36,844
Yeah, bye.
755
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,615
Ishaan, I...
756
00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:44,852
I am madly in love with you.
757
00:34:46,554 --> 00:34:50,725
I am so... I've been in love
with you for ten years, and...
758
00:34:50,758 --> 00:34:52,760
I just want to continue
loving you forever.
759
00:34:52,794 --> 00:34:55,763
Oh, I've had this stupid
fucking ring in my pocket.
760
00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:29,463
I've been, like...
...like, trying to find
761
00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:33,034
the courage to just ask you
to spend your life with me.
762
00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:34,434
Wha...
763
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,436
And just make me
the happiest human.
764
00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:39,040
There's a missile!
765
00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:42,110
There's a missile!
It's coming to California,
766
00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,544
and we need to find shelter!
767
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,980
Okay,
Penelope's cut off.
768
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,381
We all got the same text.
769
00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:50,118
"Ballistic missile threat.
770
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,586
Seek immediate shelter."
771
00:35:51,619 --> 00:35:53,054
It's probably just a drill,
Pen.
772
00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:55,890
"This is not a drill."
That is the last line.
773
00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:59,192
Hold-hold on, hold on, wait.
You got your phone?
774
00:35:59,226 --> 00:36:00,995
Yeah,
I was checking on Rocco,
775
00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:02,096
and I got the text.
776
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,263
-How did you find the box?
-What?
777
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:05,767
How did you find the box?
I hid it.
778
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,703
It wasn't hard. Why aren't you
freaking the fuck out?
779
00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:11,072
We all got the same text!
780
00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:13,273
Fuck! Fuck!
781
00:36:14,108 --> 00:36:15,375
What is it... what is this?
782
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,111
Oh my God,
I'm freaking the fuck out.
783
00:36:17,145 --> 00:36:18,378
Holy shit.
784
00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,180
Yeah, did you?
Oh my God, what do we do?
785
00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:21,448
Okay, let me call a friend.
786
00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:22,750
-Try your folks.
-Okay.
787
00:36:22,784 --> 00:36:24,719
-Did you call Lana?
-Not since I got this.
788
00:36:24,752 --> 00:36:26,821
-I'll text her.
-Oh, fuck. Going to voicemail.
789
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,489
How much... how much time
do we have? Does anyone know?
790
00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,592
Shouldn't we be going
somewhere with less windows?
791
00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,493
- Is anybody getting through?
- No!
792
00:36:33,528 --> 00:36:36,296
I did not survive cancer
to go down like this!
793
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,632
It's just getting
a busy signal?
794
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:39,232
- Me too.
- Lines must be jammed.
795
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:40,568
Okay, I just got
a text from Ben.
796
00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:42,335
This could be happening
any minute,
797
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,604
so we need to seek
immediate shelter.
798
00:36:43,638 --> 00:36:45,272
What shelter
should we be seeking?
799
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:47,041
- There's a basement!
- Great, let's go.
800
00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:49,209
Okay.
801
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,145
Should I know where that is?
802
00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:53,181
- No, I know!
- Lead the way!
803
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,247
I can do that!
804
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,787
We're going this way!
Go this way!
805
00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:05,993
-Wait!
-Hurry up, for fuck's sake!
806
00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,062
I can't go any faster!
807
00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,362
The chef. Ow!
808
00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:13,568
-Shit, are you okay, buddy?
-It's my ankle.
809
00:37:13,601 --> 00:37:16,137
-My ankle.
-Jack! Jack! What happened?
810
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,441
Honey, you got it.
811
00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:23,177
These fucking pants!
812
00:37:23,211 --> 00:37:25,546
-Are you okay?
-Go, go, go, go!
813
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,882
Dead end!
This way! This way!
814
00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:35,757
Come on!
815
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:38,291
No! Go back! Go back!
816
00:37:43,197 --> 00:37:44,866
Oh my God! Oh my God!
817
00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:46,701
-Ow! My leg!
-Pick him up!
818
00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:50,938
No, your leg! Go, go!
819
00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:53,141
Wait! Wait!
820
00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:01,381
-Wait, wait, wait!
-Are we all here?
821
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,884
- Yes.
- Hey!
822
00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,252
Hey!
823
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,520
-Go!
-Shit! Sorry.
824
00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:07,722
-Come in, come in.
-Guys, guys, look,
825
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:09,924
I don't think we need to be
in the glass-filled room.
826
00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:12,160
-Let's just go to the...
-Okay.
827
00:38:12,193 --> 00:38:13,393
Guys, over here!
828
00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:15,295
I was just about
to come get you, Pen.
829
00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:16,463
- Come on.
- This way!
830
00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:18,398
Mo! Mo! Mo, Mo, Mo.
831
00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:19,901
Do you think
you could get a hold of any
832
00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,936
of your government contacts
to get more information?
833
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:23,771
Who sent the bomb?
How many bombs are there?
834
00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,640
Does the U.S. have all
of our lines of defense?
835
00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:27,909
I'm trying to reach my friend
who works in the Pentagon.
836
00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:29,610
-But... shit.
-What?
837
00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:31,746
-There's no service down here.
-Oh, God! No!
838
00:38:31,779 --> 00:38:33,714
No,
I'm not getting anything.
839
00:38:33,748 --> 00:38:35,883
What the fucking fuck?
There's no Wi-Fi!
840
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:38,553
Well, circuits can get jammed
with everyone trying at once.
841
00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:39,687
What the fuck is happening?
842
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,522
This is the fucking
apocalypse!
843
00:38:41,556 --> 00:38:43,624
-Should we go upstairs?
-No, absolutely not.
844
00:38:43,658 --> 00:38:45,026
We are much safer
in the basement.
845
00:38:45,059 --> 00:38:47,962
Depending on the size
and location of the missile...
846
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:49,897
-Who would bomb us?
-Really?
847
00:38:49,931 --> 00:38:52,300
I know so many people
who would bomb us.
848
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:53,734
-Oh my God!
-The point is,
849
00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:55,603
we don't know
who's launched it.
850
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:57,505
It could be China, Russia,
fucking North Korea,
851
00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:58,940
and we don't know
what they launched.
852
00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:00,508
Might be a hypersonic missile
853
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,310
which can travel at 20 times
the speed of sound
854
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:03,811
or a supersonic missile
855
00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:06,013
which can usually evade
all of our types
856
00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:08,415
of defense missile systems
and different types of radar.
857
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:09,617
The point is, there's a lot
858
00:39:09,650 --> 00:39:10,885
of different types
of fucking missiles.
859
00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,820
So we may not even be able
to detect a bomb?
860
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:15,122
Missile! It's a missile.
I said "missile" 40 times.
861
00:39:15,156 --> 00:39:17,925
Yes, and what we really need
to worry about is after.
862
00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:19,927
There could be nuclear fallout
which is why I think
863
00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:23,396
we need to stay indoors
for at least 24 hours.
864
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,666
Twenty-four hours?!
865
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,435
At least! Can you all sit
the fuck down, please?
866
00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:30,905
-I'm sorry.
-It's just a lot.
867
00:39:30,938 --> 00:39:32,773
Probably 48 when the...
868
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:35,442
-Forty?
-...if the missile strikes.
869
00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:36,677
What is the probability
of that?
870
00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:38,546
-I don't know.
-God, we're gonna have
871
00:39:38,579 --> 00:39:40,748
-to wear those masks again!
-If we even live!
872
00:39:40,781 --> 00:39:43,284
Why don't we all just try
to stay positive?
873
00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:44,619
Right? You know,
because thinking
874
00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:46,120
about the worst
while we're down there,
875
00:39:46,153 --> 00:39:47,555
that's not gonna do
anything, right?
876
00:39:47,588 --> 00:39:50,423
Uh, it's a fucking bomb, Gill!
877
00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:52,293
I fucking know, Sam.
878
00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:53,426
Just trying to stay positive
879
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,629
about the motherfucking bomb,
Sam!
880
00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:55,563
Missile.
881
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,565
-Mo, Mo, Mo, listen.
-Yeah?
882
00:39:57,598 --> 00:39:59,466
What's the likelihood
that we'll be able to stop
883
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:00,835
whatever missile
is coming towards us?
884
00:40:00,868 --> 00:40:02,670
-Um...
-That-that's what you analyze.
885
00:40:02,703 --> 00:40:04,906
Well, sort of. I analyze
foreign weapons development.
886
00:40:04,939 --> 00:40:06,841
-But the, uh, likelihood...
-Same thing.
887
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:09,610
...depends on a lot
of variables and factors.
888
00:40:09,644 --> 00:40:11,444
Okay. Okay. Rough estimate,
889
00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:13,314
factoring in the factors
and the variables,
890
00:40:13,347 --> 00:40:14,548
in your professional opinion,
891
00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:15,850
is this the beginning
of World War III,
892
00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:17,685
or are we gonna be able
to stop
893
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:19,120
the invisible missile
that's headed for us,
894
00:40:19,153 --> 00:40:21,589
and it all is gonna be
kind of a misunderstanding?
895
00:40:21,622 --> 00:40:22,990
So it's a little tough
to gauge.
896
00:40:23,024 --> 00:40:24,759
Okay, okay, so you're saying
it's pretty bad.
897
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,360
Just leave her alone, Jack!
898
00:40:26,394 --> 00:40:28,029
Jack,
our U.S. defense systems
899
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:30,430
have the potential
to protect its citizens
900
00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:31,933
against a nuclear attack.
901
00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:33,334
"Has the potential."
902
00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:34,735
- Do they, though?
- Yes.
903
00:40:34,769 --> 00:40:36,771
Theoretically. In theory.
Everything's a theory.
904
00:40:36,804 --> 00:40:38,739
What about hypersonics?
905
00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,608
We don't spend enough
on defense.
906
00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:41,809
We don't invest
in military advancements.
907
00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:43,177
What the fuck
are you talking about?
908
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,578
All we do
is spend money on defense.
909
00:40:44,612 --> 00:40:46,013
We need to spend
more money on education.
910
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:48,749
That has nothing to do
with right now, Jack!
911
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:50,885
Everything is connected,
Ishaan!
912
00:40:50,918 --> 00:40:52,853
I can't breathe.
913
00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:55,957
I can't breathe.
Honey, I can't breathe.
914
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:57,258
Baby? What's happening?
915
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,360
I don't know.
Oh my God, I don't know.
916
00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:01,329
Oh my God, I'm really dizzy.
917
00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,730
Oh my God, I can't breathe,
918
00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:04,732
-and my chest is hurting.
-Hey!
919
00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:07,268
Gill's having a heart attack!
920
00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:08,970
-I am?!
-She is?!
921
00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:10,671
Hey, what's wrong,
what's wrong?
922
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,506
Does it feel like
you're underwater?
923
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:14,108
-Hell yeah.
-Is there any pain
924
00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:16,877
radiating from your left jaw,
left shoulder, left arm?
925
00:41:16,911 --> 00:41:18,546
-Left?
-Yes, left, left, left!
926
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:20,480
Not my left.
No, no, that feels fine.
927
00:41:20,514 --> 00:41:21,682
Okay, nothing
on your left side?
928
00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:23,150
Nothing on my left side.
929
00:41:23,184 --> 00:41:25,987
Okay, okay, Gill, take
deep breaths with me, okay?
930
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,288
-Okay.
-Deep breath in.
931
00:41:28,723 --> 00:41:30,391
Deep breath out.
932
00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:32,593
Deep breath in.
933
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:34,729
Deep breath out.
934
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,564
Okay, feeling better?
935
00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:37,798
Yeah, a little, I guess.
936
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:41,235
It's okay.
She's having a panic attack.
937
00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:43,371
Oh. Oh, I have those
all the time.
938
00:41:43,404 --> 00:41:45,172
-She's fine.
-I'm fine?
939
00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:47,174
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I don't feel fine.
940
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,777
You're gonna be okay.
Just need... Look, Jack,
941
00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:52,580
do me a favor,
put your hand on her chest.
942
00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:54,015
-This hand?
-Yes, that hand.
943
00:41:54,048 --> 00:41:55,816
-Put that hand on my chest.
-Yes.
944
00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,818
-You can help calm her down.
-Yeah.
945
00:41:57,852 --> 00:41:59,787
Give your body
some time to adjust.
946
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,689
-You'll be fine.
-Thank you.
947
00:42:01,722 --> 00:42:04,225
-You're welcome. Stay put.
-Just breathe.
948
00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:06,861
-Where would I go?
-Don't leave.
949
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:10,131
I think that we need
to just stay positive
950
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,732
down here in the bomb shelter.
951
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,467
I need some fucking Wi-Fi
952
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,835
so I can make sure
my baby's okay.
953
00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:16,237
Pen, there's no Wi-Fi
down here.
954
00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:18,806
Pen, stay put. I texted Lana
before we came down.
955
00:42:18,839 --> 00:42:22,009
-Just stay in the basement.
-Yes, I know, Sam.
956
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:24,879
I just really think we need
to be with Rocco right now.
957
00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:27,648
He's three hours away, and...
958
00:42:28,349 --> 00:42:30,251
there's a bomb.
959
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:49,170
I never should've left
20 years ago.
960
00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:52,606
What?
961
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,642
I should've stayed with you.
962
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,344
Built a life with you.
963
00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,581
Logan...
964
00:43:00,614 --> 00:43:04,585
Just... It just sucks
that I'm now realizing this.
965
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,023
I shouldn't have pissed about
so much.
966
00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:12,993
I wasted so much time.
967
00:43:13,761 --> 00:43:16,597
I was so focused on my career,
968
00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:18,933
I let all this time
just slip by.
969
00:43:18,966 --> 00:43:22,069
If I got my shit together
sooner...
970
00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:26,974
I would've met Pen sooner.
971
00:43:29,143 --> 00:43:31,045
Could've had at least...
972
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:33,614
three more kids.
973
00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:35,850
Jesus Christ, shut up!
974
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:39,854
I always wanted
a big family. I always...
975
00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:43,324
envisioned myself
surrounded by...
976
00:43:43,357 --> 00:43:44,625
a gaggle of kids.
977
00:43:44,658 --> 00:43:45,826
I would've taken just one
978
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:48,028
if Gill would've been
on board.
979
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:50,698
What?
980
00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:52,766
What are you talking about?
981
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,770
I found
your birth control pills.
982
00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:02,676
Can we please not do this
in front of all our friends?
983
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:04,945
Oh, yeah,
we should wait
984
00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:07,948
till after we're incinerated
by a nuclear explosion.
985
00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:10,184
-Jack, please...
-Been trying to figure out,
986
00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:11,952
why would you...
why would you do that?
987
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:13,787
I don't know.
I was gonna tell you.
988
00:44:13,821 --> 00:44:15,990
Oh, yeah?
You were gonna tell me?
989
00:44:16,023 --> 00:44:18,859
Now you don't want to have a
kid? Is that what's happening?
990
00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:20,761
I don't know.
991
00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:21,929
What the fuck?
992
00:44:21,962 --> 00:44:24,398
Why wouldn't you tell me? Huh?
993
00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:29,203
-Why wouldn't you tell me?!
-I don't know. I...
994
00:44:29,236 --> 00:44:31,705
Well, at least I didn't have
to find out on the podcast.
995
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,841
Okay, that's not fair, Jack.
996
00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:35,843
Oh, it's not fair? No? Hm.
997
00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,512
So you air out all of our shit
in front of all
998
00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:41,048
of your millions of followers
who are basically strangers,
999
00:44:41,081 --> 00:44:43,984
yet you don't tell me,
the person that you live with.
1000
00:44:44,018 --> 00:44:46,387
You lie to me!
That's not fair!
1001
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:49,123
Do you want to know what else
isn't fair, Jack?
1002
00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:53,227
When your husband puts
expectations on you
1003
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,296
and doesn't listen to you
1004
00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:59,867
and makes a huge decision
for the both of us
1005
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:02,870
and doesn't see
what I really wanted.
1006
00:45:02,903 --> 00:45:04,772
That is what's not fair, Jack.
1007
00:45:04,805 --> 00:45:06,608
Not see what you wanted?
1008
00:45:06,641 --> 00:45:09,410
I-I-I'm sorry
that I did not trust the words
1009
00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:11,011
that were coming
out of your mouth!
1010
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:12,846
I didn't realize
that when you said
1011
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,148
you wanted to have
a baby with me,
1012
00:45:14,181 --> 00:45:16,150
what you really meant
was you wanted to talk
1013
00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:19,853
about having a baby on
your stupid fucking podcast!
1014
00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:23,757
That is so fucked up,
you asshole!
1015
00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:26,727
That stupid fucking podcast
1016
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,963
is what's paid for tonight
1017
00:45:28,996 --> 00:45:31,031
and pays
your cell phone bills.
1018
00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:32,967
First of all,
it is a family plan!
1019
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,468
Okay? It just makes sense.
Second of all,
1020
00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,271
tonight, you wanna just take--
just take it all back.
1021
00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:39,173
You can start with
these fucking leather pants.
1022
00:45:39,206 --> 00:45:40,709
Here, I don't want
these fucking--
1023
00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:42,243
-Ah! Ah! Ow!
-You know what, Jack?
1024
00:45:42,276 --> 00:45:44,912
Maybe if you actually
listened to my podcast,
1025
00:45:44,945 --> 00:45:47,014
you would see why
it's so successful.
1026
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:50,317
I mean, why do you
even want a kid?
1027
00:45:50,351 --> 00:45:52,920
Are you gonna pick him up
from soccer practice
1028
00:45:52,953 --> 00:45:54,221
high out of your fucking mind?
1029
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:56,524
Mo and I hooked up
at the Deltopia party
1030
00:45:56,558 --> 00:45:57,592
in 2001!
1031
00:45:57,626 --> 00:45:58,826
- What?!
- What?
1032
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:00,394
-Sam?
-What?
1033
00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:02,429
What do you mean,
"hooked up"?
1034
00:46:04,131 --> 00:46:05,332
We got together.
1035
00:46:05,366 --> 00:46:07,501
Okay, so, in my defense,
1036
00:46:07,535 --> 00:46:09,069
I was very drunk.
1037
00:46:09,103 --> 00:46:11,939
-He could've been anybody.
-That's fucked.
1038
00:46:11,972 --> 00:46:15,209
So you had sex with Mo
and you didn't tell me?
1039
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:16,910
Oh my God.
1040
00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:20,080
You dodgy fucker.
1041
00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:22,983
Well, I wasn't gonna mention
this because...
1042
00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:26,153
well, I didn't think you
could handle it, but fuck it.
1043
00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:28,690
I had sex with him.
1044
00:46:30,224 --> 00:46:32,694
- What?
- Oh my God!
1045
00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:34,663
Oh, me?
1046
00:46:34,696 --> 00:46:36,830
Hi.
1047
00:46:36,864 --> 00:46:40,167
Yeah. It was in, um,
in London.
1048
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:44,471
Um, the... you were playing
with the Jinx at The Half Moon
1049
00:46:44,506 --> 00:46:46,340
in like 2010.
1050
00:46:48,008 --> 00:46:49,943
2010, huh?
1051
00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:54,181
Oh, yeah!
1052
00:46:54,214 --> 00:46:57,084
-Yeah!
-Yeah, hey, how you doin'?
1053
00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:59,119
I didn't recognize you
with the...
1054
00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,121
I know. Yeah, I was, um...
1055
00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:03,290
Well, I'm thinner now, yeah.
1056
00:47:03,324 --> 00:47:06,293
What a small world.
How you been?
1057
00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,162
I've been good!
Yeah, I've been really good.
1058
00:47:08,195 --> 00:47:10,964
I didn't recognize you.
I was going, "I know him."
1059
00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:13,568
Um, but you changed your hair.
1060
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:16,270
Yeah. I had a, um,
a blonde mohawk.
1061
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:18,272
Yes, you did.
I remember very well,
1062
00:47:18,305 --> 00:47:20,841
and it would not budge,
even after...
1063
00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:23,010
Yeah, it was crazy.
1064
00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:25,112
It was really, really...
1065
00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:30,050
-It was really crazy.
-How could you fuck... him?!
1066
00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:31,686
I knew you couldn't handle it.
1067
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,187
That's disgusting!
1068
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,189
-Hey!
-Why didn't you tell me?
1069
00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,957
Well, I didn't tell you, Sam,
1070
00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,760
because I didn't know
you knew him.
1071
00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,795
I have been on holiday
with Mo.
1072
00:47:40,829 --> 00:47:42,262
You should've told me.
1073
00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:43,497
Shut up!
1074
00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:46,233
Who cares?!
1075
00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:47,434
Straight people!
1076
00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:50,505
Oh my God, you're
so fucking dysfunctional!
1077
00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:52,640
It's like bad reality TV.
1078
00:47:52,674 --> 00:47:54,208
We make good reality TV!
1079
00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:56,778
We make Drag Race
and bake-offs,
1080
00:47:56,811 --> 00:47:58,646
and you make MILF Manor!
1081
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,048
I'm sorry.
1082
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,483
- Okay...
- I'm sorry.
1083
00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:05,052
We should just keep this
light and-and breezy.
1084
00:48:05,085 --> 00:48:06,954
Yeah, that's a good call.
That's a good call.
1085
00:48:06,987 --> 00:48:08,489
Okay.
1086
00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:11,392
Let's go around the room
and just say, then...
1087
00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:13,595
what we're grateful for.
1088
00:48:13,628 --> 00:48:16,631
- That's a good idea.
- Okay? Let's do that.
1089
00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:18,065
-Why don't you start, Ish?
-What?
1090
00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:19,366
Why don't you start?
1091
00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,370
Um...
1092
00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:26,907
I'm grateful for...
1093
00:48:32,814 --> 00:48:34,081
Wow, what was I saying?
1094
00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:36,016
-What you're grateful for.
-Oh my God.
1095
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:39,086
Oh my God, I'm so high.
I, um...
1096
00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:43,157
I, um, I'm grateful for...
1097
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:45,760
...my family.
1098
00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:50,565
For the strength
that I didn't know I had...
1099
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:54,569
and I found
with the help of...
1100
00:48:54,602 --> 00:48:57,539
the love of my life, Damian.
1101
00:48:59,841 --> 00:49:01,975
You're my everything.
1102
00:49:02,009 --> 00:49:04,378
You make me a better person.
1103
00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,380
You make me laugh
every single day.
1104
00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:08,616
That's very sweet.
1105
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:10,384
It's true.
1106
00:49:11,553 --> 00:49:14,121
I'm grateful for, mmm...
1107
00:49:14,154 --> 00:49:17,291
my brother and my mother
and...
1108
00:49:17,324 --> 00:49:19,993
...and my chosen family,
and my...
1109
00:49:20,027 --> 00:49:22,396
our Brussels Griffon,
Sebastian.
1110
00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:25,999
- I miss him...
- Oh my God.
1111
00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:28,335
...so fucking much.
1112
00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:31,873
I miss our fucking dog.
I want my dog.
1113
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,578
And to find you, and you,
you're my soulmate.
1114
00:49:36,611 --> 00:49:39,848
I love you so much.
You're my best friend.
1115
00:49:43,818 --> 00:49:45,085
I almost got to marry you.
1116
00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:48,255
Aw! Almost.
1117
00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:50,090
Maybe if we don't get
blown up.
1118
00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:55,395
Wow.
1119
00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,098
Okay.
1120
00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:00,033
You're up, Jack.
1121
00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:02,436
What am I thankful for?
1122
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:09,176
I'm thankful for how things
used to be.
1123
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:10,745
I got to spend half
of my life with the person
1124
00:50:10,778 --> 00:50:14,047
who I thought I knew more
than anyone else in the world.
1125
00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:18,151
I miss that.
1126
00:50:20,053 --> 00:50:23,056
I'm thankful
for that life too, Jack.
1127
00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:28,228
And I feel really lucky
that I got to live
1128
00:50:28,262 --> 00:50:30,598
such a wonderful life
with you.
1129
00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,401
That was
really touching.
1130
00:50:36,069 --> 00:50:37,371
Okay, who's next?
1131
00:50:37,404 --> 00:50:40,040
I'm grateful for my son.
1132
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:46,548
I'll never forgive
myself for abandoning him.
1133
00:50:46,581 --> 00:50:48,950
I look at our son,
and I can't believe
1134
00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:50,618
we created that life together.
1135
00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,688
We did that.
1136
00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:57,457
He's perfect. He's...
1137
00:50:58,258 --> 00:50:59,928
That's an unbiased fact.
1138
00:50:59,961 --> 00:51:03,163
His little hands,
his little toes, he's...
1139
00:51:05,165 --> 00:51:06,801
...all perfect.
1140
00:51:08,002 --> 00:51:09,737
You're an incredible mother.
1141
00:51:11,873 --> 00:51:13,641
Thank you.
1142
00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:16,010
Okay, I can go. Um...
1143
00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:18,345
I'm grateful for my family,
1144
00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:22,482
my friends,
and the work that I do.
1145
00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:27,154
It's truly meant so much to me
1146
00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:30,625
to know that I'm making
a difference.
1147
00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:33,393
And I'm really grateful
1148
00:51:33,427 --> 00:51:36,998
for all of the moments I've
had with every one of you.
1149
00:51:37,031 --> 00:51:39,199
Truly grateful.
1150
00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:42,070
I'm grateful that my band
kicked me out.
1151
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,571
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
1152
00:51:43,605 --> 00:51:46,541
Happened a few weeks ago,
but, um...
1153
00:51:46,574 --> 00:51:48,543
it's been brewing
for a long time.
1154
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:50,177
Well, what happened?
1155
00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:52,312
Creative differences.
1156
00:51:52,346 --> 00:51:55,415
I was writing new material,
and...
1157
00:51:55,449 --> 00:51:58,786
they wanted to keep playing
the same old shit.
1158
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:02,657
I'm so sorry.
1159
00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:06,493
It's cool.
1160
00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:10,531
Really, it's cool. I mean...
1161
00:52:10,565 --> 00:52:12,867
At first, I freaked out
'cause I thought,
1162
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:15,268
"Is this my only identity?"
And...
1163
00:52:16,336 --> 00:52:19,974
But then it... it granted
my freedom.
1164
00:52:20,008 --> 00:52:21,576
This exercise really worked.
1165
00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:24,177
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1166
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:26,279
I feel like I'm awake
1167
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,482
after 20 fucking years,
you know?
1168
00:52:28,516 --> 00:52:31,586
I have all this music
in my head.
1169
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:35,757
Sing something.
1170
00:53:09,524 --> 00:53:12,694
-It's all yours.
-I still love that song.
1171
00:53:15,029 --> 00:53:16,329
We wrote a good one.
1172
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:35,382
- Are we leaving?
- No.
1173
00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:37,250
W-w-where are we going?
1174
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,955
Oh, bingo.
1175
00:53:42,222 --> 00:53:45,126
Oh!
1176
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:46,994
-Hey, Pen, Pen, Pen.
-Yes?
1177
00:53:47,028 --> 00:53:48,495
-They have the same vase.
-What?
1178
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:51,264
They have the same vase as us.
Look.
1179
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,335
Is that why
you brought me in here?
1180
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:56,804
-No, no, no.
-Okay.
1181
00:53:56,838 --> 00:53:58,472
I brought you in here
1182
00:53:58,506 --> 00:54:00,508
to get you alone, to tell you
1183
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:04,311
just how beautiful you are.
1184
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:06,180
Sam, I don't feel
very beautiful.
1185
00:54:06,214 --> 00:54:07,347
-Well, you are.
-Thank you.
1186
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:08,950
You're stunning.
1187
00:54:08,983 --> 00:54:11,219
-Oh, sorry! Sorry.
-Fuck! Ah!
1188
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,954
- Ah!
- Sorry.
1189
00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:14,155
Wait, wait, wait.
1190
00:54:14,188 --> 00:54:15,455
Sam, what are you doing?
1191
00:54:15,489 --> 00:54:18,626
I thought I would
just seize the moment.
1192
00:54:19,227 --> 00:54:21,596
I'm scared to have a baby.
1193
00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:26,466
I mean, I'm scared
of my whole life
1194
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:29,637
just stopping and becoming
all about the baby,
1195
00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:33,141
and I am not ready
for that to happen right now.
1196
00:54:33,174 --> 00:54:34,809
I'm scared too.
1197
00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:36,210
You are?
1198
00:54:36,244 --> 00:54:37,712
Yeah, everyone's scared.
1199
00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:41,281
I mean, I don't even know
if I would be a good mom.
1200
00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:46,419
Right now, I love spending
my time at work
1201
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:47,722
and on the podcast,
1202
00:54:47,755 --> 00:54:50,958
and I'm really,
really good at it.
1203
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,562
And it makes me really happy.
1204
00:54:56,864 --> 00:54:59,667
I don't want to resent you
1205
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,637
for having to give that up
because, then,
1206
00:55:02,670 --> 00:55:05,807
I really wouldn't be
a good mom.
1207
00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:09,342
You'd be a great mom.
1208
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:17,885
Thank you.
1209
00:55:19,587 --> 00:55:24,491
But I think that somebody
who wants to be a mom...
1210
00:55:24,525 --> 00:55:27,862
should really,
really want that.
1211
00:55:29,163 --> 00:55:30,430
I haven't slept,
1212
00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:33,734
and everything
is still fucking sore.
1213
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:37,470
I don't feel like myself.
I feel fucking gross.
1214
00:55:38,172 --> 00:55:39,740
Okay?
1215
00:55:41,408 --> 00:55:44,111
I'm not in my body.
1216
00:55:44,145 --> 00:55:46,479
It's like it still belongs
to Rocco.
1217
00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:48,583
I just wish I was with him.
1218
00:55:48,616 --> 00:55:50,350
That's all I can think about.
1219
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:53,054
Me too, 100%.
1220
00:55:53,087 --> 00:55:54,822
It's just, given
the circumstances,
1221
00:55:54,856 --> 00:55:58,159
I thought we'd finally be able
to have a little sexy-sex.
1222
00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:01,295
What kind of person wants to
have sex at a time like this?
1223
00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:13,641
Doesn't it bother you
how long it's been?
1224
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:17,578
Honestly, Sam,
I am so tired...
1225
00:56:17,612 --> 00:56:20,147
-I don't think about it.
-Oh, you don't think about it?
1226
00:56:20,181 --> 00:56:23,483
Well, that's
a fucking problem, Pen.
1227
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,418
I guess it is a problem, Sam.
1228
00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:27,154
Well, do you think, you know,
1229
00:56:27,188 --> 00:56:30,490
hypothetically,
if we survive this,
1230
00:56:30,524 --> 00:56:32,526
will you ever be ready?
1231
00:56:35,462 --> 00:56:37,064
I don't know.
1232
00:56:39,867 --> 00:56:41,769
Is it me?
1233
00:56:43,436 --> 00:56:46,841
I think everything happened
so fast with us. We...
1234
00:56:46,874 --> 00:56:49,442
Going out, then pregnant,
and married,
1235
00:56:49,476 --> 00:56:50,945
within a year and a half.
1236
00:56:50,978 --> 00:56:53,314
I thought you wanted
to get married.
1237
00:56:53,347 --> 00:56:54,982
You wanted to get married.
1238
00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:57,752
You were pregnant.
1239
00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:00,621
Yeah...
1240
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:02,990
Is that the only reason
we did it?
1241
00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:06,694
No, it's not the only reason
we did it.
1242
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,563
We did it
because we love each other.
1243
00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:14,568
Do you love me?
1244
00:57:16,137 --> 00:57:17,872
Oh my God.
1245
00:57:20,841 --> 00:57:24,211
You are the father of my son.
1246
00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:25,980
Of course...
1247
00:57:27,615 --> 00:57:29,550
I have love for you.
1248
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:32,086
You "have love" for me?
1249
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,821
Who says that?
1250
00:57:34,422 --> 00:57:37,124
I love you.
1251
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,262
-You don't love me?
-I said I have love for you.
1252
00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:42,964
I don't know what
you want me to say, Sam.
1253
00:57:42,997 --> 00:57:44,832
I don't want to hurt you.
1254
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,600
Sam, I'm sorry.
1255
00:57:46,634 --> 00:57:48,501
You...
1256
00:57:48,536 --> 00:57:50,137
You're sorry?
1257
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:54,308
I'm sorry.
1258
00:57:54,342 --> 00:57:56,243
But just one thing.
1259
00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:58,879
Do you have any idea
1260
00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:02,850
how many women
I could've fucked?
1261
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:06,120
- Excuse me?
- Dozens.
1262
00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:08,889
Maybe even in the thirties.
Low to mid thirties,
1263
00:58:08,923 --> 00:58:10,558
but definitely
somewhere there.
1264
00:58:10,591 --> 00:58:11,792
That's how many women
jump at me
1265
00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:13,594
all the fucking time, Pen!
1266
00:58:13,627 --> 00:58:14,662
You want a fucking trophy?
1267
00:58:14,695 --> 00:58:16,130
I don't want a fucking trophy.
1268
00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:18,065
Then why are you telling me?
1269
00:58:20,668 --> 00:58:23,204
Why are you telling me?
Just to hurt me?
1270
00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:26,107
How can I hurt you?
1271
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,975
You're fucking heartless!
1272
00:58:34,215 --> 00:58:35,483
Fuck you.
1273
00:58:41,989 --> 00:58:43,357
I missed you.
1274
00:58:43,391 --> 00:58:45,760
I missed you too.
1275
00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:47,328
So much.
1276
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,603
I tried so hard
to forget about you.
1277
00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:57,471
I couldn't.
1278
00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:59,540
You know?
1279
00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:02,076
I just...
1280
00:59:02,109 --> 00:59:05,246
I never found anyone
who compared to you.
1281
00:59:08,349 --> 00:59:10,151
I love you, Mo.
1282
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,221
I love you too.
1283
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,894
Mmm.
1284
00:59:24,098 --> 00:59:26,500
-Should we go again?
-Yeah, we could do better.
1285
00:59:26,535 --> 00:59:27,568
I think so.
1286
00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:38,279
You have
this whole other life,
1287
00:59:38,312 --> 00:59:40,881
this whole other world,
and I'm not a part of it.
1288
00:59:40,915 --> 00:59:43,217
And, look, I love
that you're happy.
1289
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,618
I do, I love it.
1290
00:59:45,453 --> 00:59:47,288
But I'm not.
1291
00:59:47,321 --> 00:59:48,889
You're not?
1292
00:59:48,923 --> 00:59:51,058
I don't want you
to be unhappy, Jack.
1293
00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:54,261
I think maybe I wanted
a... a baby
1294
00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:58,132
and to, um, start a family...
1295
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,169
so I can get you back,
1296
01:00:02,203 --> 01:00:04,238
spend more time with you.
1297
01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:07,241
We already are a family, Jack.
1298
01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:12,279
And we always will be.
1299
01:00:15,483 --> 01:00:17,751
A baby doesn't change that.
1300
01:01:00,995 --> 01:01:03,230
-What are you looking at?
-Oh my God.
1301
01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:10,404
Is your marriage over?
1302
01:01:12,907 --> 01:01:13,841
What?
1303
01:01:36,096 --> 01:01:38,899
It feels like days.
How much longer?
1304
01:01:38,933 --> 01:01:40,768
Could be any minute.
Any second.
1305
01:01:40,801 --> 01:01:43,170
This is awful.
Just bomb us already!
1306
01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:46,106
I keep thinking
about the last few years.
1307
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,809
I went through a year
of chemo,
1308
01:01:48,842 --> 01:01:52,246
and then I went
right back to work.
1309
01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:54,715
You know, I made all
these plans, and I don't...
1310
01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:56,884
I don't know why
I didn't do any of them.
1311
01:01:56,917 --> 01:01:59,688
I was gonna travel the world.
1312
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,188
With me?
1313
01:02:04,191 --> 01:02:06,026
Of course. We...
1314
01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:08,495
We should've planned a trip.
1315
01:02:08,530 --> 01:02:11,265
I'm really sorry
we never got married.
1316
01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:17,137
-You are?
-Yeah.
1317
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:19,073
I just...
1318
01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:22,042
I think now that...
1319
01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:23,477
you know, I'm on death's door,
1320
01:02:23,511 --> 01:02:26,847
it-it's something that
I really wanted all the time,
1321
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,618
and, you know,
when I think about...
1322
01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:34,888
When I picture our death,
you know,
1323
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:37,291
like, I mean,
obviously you die first.
1324
01:02:37,324 --> 01:02:39,893
-Obviously.
-'Cause...
1325
01:02:39,927 --> 01:02:41,195
you're very, very old.
1326
01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:43,464
I'm... seven months older
than you.
1327
01:02:43,497 --> 01:02:44,932
Seven and a half months.
1328
01:02:44,965 --> 01:02:46,900
You know, and I just saw us
as married
1329
01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:50,505
'cause, you know...
1330
01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:51,905
I'd be the loyal,
1331
01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:54,709
much younger,
mournful husband that...
1332
01:02:54,743 --> 01:02:56,243
never left your side.
1333
01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:58,078
-You know? Yeah.
-Oh.
1334
01:02:58,112 --> 01:02:59,913
That's sweet.
1335
01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,383
And... and kind of morbid.
1336
01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:07,321
I never knew it meant
that much to you.
1337
01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,691
I think it does.
1338
01:03:09,724 --> 01:03:11,760
We should've done it.
1339
01:03:12,761 --> 01:03:14,428
We should do it now.
1340
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:16,830
We should do it now.
1341
01:03:16,864 --> 01:03:18,799
-Now?
-Yes!
1342
01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:21,068
Why not?
What do we have to lose?
1343
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,103
-Nothing, I guess.
-Yeah!
1344
01:03:23,937 --> 01:03:25,306
How do we do this?
1345
01:03:25,339 --> 01:03:26,741
How do we do this now?
1346
01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:27,975
I'm ordained.
1347
01:03:28,008 --> 01:03:29,443
- What?
- Yeah.
1348
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:31,178
I did it online last summer
1349
01:03:31,211 --> 01:03:33,347
when our drummer, Julie,
and our makeup artist
1350
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,815
got married in Costa Rica.
1351
01:03:34,848 --> 01:03:38,452
Well, that-that's amazing!
1352
01:03:39,721 --> 01:03:41,656
Amazing! He can do it!
1353
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,123
Let's do it!
1354
01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:13,521
Please stop.
1355
01:04:25,567 --> 01:04:26,601
Oh.
1356
01:04:27,535 --> 01:04:29,903
Welcome.
1357
01:04:29,937 --> 01:04:31,706
We did it, guys.
1358
01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:35,075
We're gathered here today
for...
1359
01:04:35,109 --> 01:04:39,146
Well, actually,
for Jack and Gill's birthday.
1360
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:42,983
But then the bomb text
happened,
1361
01:04:43,016 --> 01:04:45,919
and we all rushed down here,
and then...
1362
01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:47,888
other stuff happened.
1363
01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:52,627
Uh, but now we're here,
1364
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,662
celebrating the love
1365
01:04:54,696 --> 01:04:56,430
of Damian and Ishaan.
1366
01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:58,566
You guys ready?
1367
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,536
I'll keep it short
'cause time is of the essence.
1368
01:05:02,604 --> 01:05:04,405
Damian...
1369
01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:07,742
do you take Ishaan
to be your wedded husband,
1370
01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:09,376
to be your partner in life,
1371
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:12,279
to share a path of life with,
equal in love,
1372
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:15,650
embraced as a mirror
of your true self,
1373
01:05:15,683 --> 01:05:19,319
to honor and cherish,
through good times and bad?
1374
01:05:19,854 --> 01:05:21,388
I do.
1375
01:05:23,858 --> 01:05:25,560
Great answer, buddy.
1376
01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:27,961
Sorry, I just...
I forgot this.
1377
01:05:27,995 --> 01:05:29,898
Yeah. There it is.
1378
01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:31,533
-Thank you.
-It fits.
1379
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,368
-Ishaan.
-Huh?
1380
01:05:34,401 --> 01:05:36,303
Same question.
1381
01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,840
Do you take Damian
to be your wedded husband,
1382
01:05:38,873 --> 01:05:40,307
to be your partner in life,
1383
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:45,112
to share a path of life with,
equal in love,
1384
01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:47,882
to honor, to cherish him,
1385
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,116
through good times and bad?
1386
01:05:53,387 --> 01:05:54,722
Just get it on.
1387
01:05:54,756 --> 01:05:56,023
-No, I can't.
-What?
1388
01:05:57,826 --> 01:05:59,794
Oh, God! It's happening!
1389
01:06:02,229 --> 01:06:04,866
-Oh my God!
-Was that it?
1390
01:06:04,899 --> 01:06:07,067
-Was that it?
-I don't know.
1391
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,335
Is it over?
1392
01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:10,070
It might've just been
the first one.
1393
01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:12,139
-Oh, shit.
-What?
1394
01:06:12,172 --> 01:06:14,408
- The chef.
- We need to go get her.
1395
01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:17,144
- I'll go.
- No. She's dead.
1396
01:06:17,177 --> 01:06:19,446
No. I planned this.
It's my responsibility.
1397
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:20,481
I can go.
1398
01:06:20,515 --> 01:06:22,382
There might be
nuclear fallout, Penelope.
1399
01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:24,351
-I'm going upstairs.
-Pen, no, no!
1400
01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:26,955
I am going the fuck upstairs!
1401
01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:29,022
Wait!
1402
01:06:29,056 --> 01:06:30,959
I'm going with you.
1403
01:06:30,991 --> 01:06:33,160
Fine.
1404
01:06:33,193 --> 01:06:35,830
Wait!
1405
01:06:35,864 --> 01:06:37,264
-Shit!
-Jesus Christ!
1406
01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:39,266
You're gonna need protection.
1407
01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:41,001
Why are you screaming that?
1408
01:06:41,034 --> 01:06:42,537
Fuck, Gill.
1409
01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:03,357
Fuck. Chef?
1410
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:05,125
Chef?
1411
01:07:05,158 --> 01:07:07,896
-Pen!
-Oh my God!
1412
01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:11,064
Oh my God!
1413
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:13,166
-Still breathing.
-Oh, thank God.
1414
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,168
I wouldn't normally move her
in this state,
1415
01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:18,038
but given the circumstances...
1416
01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:20,508
Pen? Pen? Grab her legs.
1417
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:22,142
-Come on.
-Okay.
1418
01:07:22,175 --> 01:07:24,512
Ready?
One, two, three, go.
1419
01:07:24,546 --> 01:07:26,848
Okay. Move it, move it.
1420
01:07:26,881 --> 01:07:27,949
-Okay.
-Let's go.
1421
01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:29,216
-Easy, easy.
-Sam, faster.
1422
01:07:29,249 --> 01:07:30,552
No, no, no. Easy, easy.
1423
01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:32,319
Okay.
1424
01:07:40,294 --> 01:07:42,730
- Pen!
- Shit.
1425
01:07:44,866 --> 01:07:46,099
Fucking hell...
1426
01:07:46,133 --> 01:07:47,969
There's no bomb.
1427
01:07:48,002 --> 01:07:49,436
What?
1428
01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:54,842
There's no fucking bomb.
1429
01:07:57,077 --> 01:07:59,581
Pen! Oh, shit!
1430
01:08:00,982 --> 01:08:03,116
Oh, God.
1431
01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:05,019
There's no bomb!
1432
01:08:05,053 --> 01:08:06,386
-What?
-What?!
1433
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,690
"There is no missile threat
or danger
1434
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,124
to the state of California.
1435
01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:13,393
Repeat. False alarm."
1436
01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:15,730
-Oh my God!
-Is it real?
1437
01:08:15,763 --> 01:08:18,365
We're gonna live!
1438
01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:21,569
Oh my goodness!
1439
01:08:21,603 --> 01:08:24,338
Let's get the fuck
outta this basement then!
1440
01:08:24,371 --> 01:08:27,240
Yeah, yeah. Wait, but...
but what was that explosion?
1441
01:08:27,274 --> 01:08:29,077
Oh my God.
I'm gonna get outta here.
1442
01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:30,678
Oh my God!
1443
01:08:30,712 --> 01:08:33,413
Oh, shit. Guys, hey, we--
I'm sorry, babe.
1444
01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:35,083
We should get Jack
to the couch
1445
01:08:35,115 --> 01:08:36,383
so he can put his foot up.
1446
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,151
Sorry. He just needs
to sit down.
1447
01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:40,487
Okay. It's okay.
We're almost there.
1448
01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:43,457
Oh, let me get a pillow here.
1449
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:46,594
Oh my God.
1450
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:49,329
Oh.
1451
01:08:49,363 --> 01:08:51,264
-I got the same text.
-So did I.
1452
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:53,166
Lana texted. She and Rocco
are gonna be okay.
1453
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,802
My parents are okay.
1454
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:56,503
They were hiding
in their garage.
1455
01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:58,171
I mean, was this
a false alarm?
1456
01:08:58,205 --> 01:08:59,607
What the fuck?
It's so fucked up.
1457
01:08:59,641 --> 01:09:02,910
Who would fuck up
a nuclear bomb?
1458
01:09:02,944 --> 01:09:04,378
The system was hacked.
1459
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:05,780
We can't know exactly
what happened for sure.
1460
01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:07,982
Another country hacked
our emergency alert system
1461
01:09:08,016 --> 01:09:09,617
and fucked the shit
out of all of us.
1462
01:09:09,651 --> 01:09:12,020
Again, Ishaan, we don't know
it was another country.
1463
01:09:12,053 --> 01:09:14,956
It could've just been a guy
in his underwear in Michigan.
1464
01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:19,226
There's really only one thing
we can know for sure.
1465
01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:20,762
We wouldn't have known
any of this
1466
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:23,163
if it wasn't for... a phone.
1467
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,569
What?
1468
01:09:29,637 --> 01:09:31,739
Why are you looking
at me like that?
1469
01:09:31,773 --> 01:09:33,273
Well...
1470
01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:36,309
Penelope...
1471
01:09:36,343 --> 01:09:38,546
because if you didn't...
1472
01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:40,414
sneaky-sneaky
1473
01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:42,884
and go grab the unplug box,
1474
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:46,954
we would still be celebrating
our birthday party.
1475
01:09:46,988 --> 01:09:48,056
-Mm-hmm.
-Hmm?
1476
01:09:48,089 --> 01:09:50,323
Maybe eatin' some of that...
1477
01:09:50,357 --> 01:09:52,760
-Thug Pussy, was it?
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1478
01:09:52,794 --> 01:09:54,829
Wouldn't have experienced
any of this.
1479
01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:56,130
No, none of it.
1480
01:09:56,164 --> 01:09:57,732
Who has a no-phone party
1481
01:09:57,765 --> 01:10:00,535
and invites the mother
of a newborn?
1482
01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:04,237
Well, I'll tell you who.
Me. I do.
1483
01:10:04,271 --> 01:10:05,673
-He does.
-Yeah.
1484
01:10:05,707 --> 01:10:07,642
You don't have kids,
so you don't understand.
1485
01:10:07,675 --> 01:10:10,243
-That's a little insensitive.
-Oh, shut up.
1486
01:10:10,277 --> 01:10:12,446
It's just a fact, Gill.
1487
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,381
Okay, first of all, don't tell
my wife to shut up.
1488
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:15,750
-Thank you.
-New mothers
1489
01:10:15,783 --> 01:10:18,452
really shouldn't be away
from their babies
1490
01:10:18,485 --> 01:10:20,387
in the first few months.
1491
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:21,856
That sounds very judgy.
1492
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:24,291
And they definitely
should not be attending
1493
01:10:24,324 --> 01:10:27,195
no-phone parties unknowingly.
1494
01:10:27,227 --> 01:10:28,596
-Called unplug parties.
-Absolutely.
1495
01:10:28,629 --> 01:10:30,832
It is to get
old friends together
1496
01:10:30,865 --> 01:10:32,299
-to connect...
-Connect.
1497
01:10:32,332 --> 01:10:34,135
-...without phones!
-Absolutely right.
1498
01:10:34,168 --> 01:10:35,536
Which we would have done
1499
01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:38,139
-if you didn't grab yours.
-Mm-hmm.
1500
01:10:38,172 --> 01:10:39,574
I didn't ask to escape reality
1501
01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:42,309
and I didn't create
this disaster.
1502
01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:44,712
It's not my fault.
1503
01:10:44,746 --> 01:10:45,847
-Mmm...
-Eh...
1504
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:47,414
-Except it kinda is.
-Yeah.
1505
01:10:47,447 --> 01:10:49,416
Even Gill took the night off,
and she's addicted
1506
01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:51,152
-to her fucking phone.
-Thank you.
1507
01:10:51,185 --> 01:10:53,054
Fine.
1508
01:10:53,087 --> 01:10:55,223
If it makes you feel better,
blame me.
1509
01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:56,758
I don't give a shit.
1510
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:58,391
I think I'm gonna go now.
1511
01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:00,561
-Okay.
-Okay, that sounds great.
1512
01:11:00,595 --> 01:11:02,663
-You coming?
-Do you even want me
1513
01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,632
to come with you?
1514
01:11:04,665 --> 01:11:06,667
I'm going to be
with our son, Sam.
1515
01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:09,237
-Are you coming?
-It's late, and it's far,
1516
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:11,271
and Rocco's
probably asleep by now.
1517
01:11:11,304 --> 01:11:12,874
-Oh my God.
-He's fine, Pen.
1518
01:11:12,907 --> 01:11:15,710
-Your priorities are fucked.
-Oh, my priorities?
1519
01:11:15,743 --> 01:11:17,779
You just told me
you don't fucking love me,
1520
01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:18,780
so don't come at me
1521
01:11:18,813 --> 01:11:20,248
with your fucking priorities
right now.
1522
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,983
-I'm done.
-Okay, see you later.
1523
01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:23,184
No, you won't.
1524
01:11:23,217 --> 01:11:26,621
Thank you for
a horrible evening, everyone.
1525
01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,420
Good night.
1526
01:11:27,454 --> 01:11:29,090
Good night!
1527
01:11:36,363 --> 01:11:38,365
Sammy. Sammy, boy.
1528
01:11:38,398 --> 01:11:39,466
Hold on, I got...
1529
01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:42,203
Hey.
1530
01:11:42,236 --> 01:11:44,972
- Honey?
- I'm sorry, man.
1531
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,277
Did you have any fun?
1532
01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:50,978
-Yeah, she did.
-Um...
1533
01:11:53,848 --> 01:11:55,616
What happened down there?
1534
01:11:55,650 --> 01:11:57,985
Why'd you say you can't?
1535
01:11:58,019 --> 01:11:59,352
Can we talk about this later?
1536
01:11:59,386 --> 01:12:00,621
No, I want
to talk about it right now.
1537
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:03,390
I don't want
to upset you, Damian.
1538
01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,660
No, it's too late for that.
1539
01:12:07,595 --> 01:12:10,463
Hon, I've always been
very honest
1540
01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:12,365
about my feelings on marriage.
1541
01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:14,569
I'm not a big fan.
I never have been.
1542
01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:16,771
I was open with you about that
from the very first day.
1543
01:12:16,804 --> 01:12:18,873
Yeah, exactly.
That was in the beginning.
1544
01:12:18,906 --> 01:12:20,741
-That was years ago.
-Nothing has changed.
1545
01:12:20,775 --> 01:12:22,342
-Everything's changed.
-What's changed?
1546
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:23,511
Every... You and I
have changed.
1547
01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:24,846
We've been together
for ten years.
1548
01:12:24,879 --> 01:12:25,913
I got you through cancer.
1549
01:12:25,947 --> 01:12:28,149
I love you
so much, Damian. I...
1550
01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,917
-Do you?
-Yes!
1551
01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:32,320
I am a child of divorce.
1552
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,622
I am... I am
a divorce attorney.
1553
01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:36,791
I know better. I have seen
the worst in people.
1554
01:12:36,824 --> 01:12:39,459
Well, then why did you agree
to it down in the basement?
1555
01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:40,995
I was in shock!
1556
01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:44,732
You asked me to do it in front
of all of your friends.
1557
01:12:44,765 --> 01:12:46,234
We thought...
1558
01:12:46,267 --> 01:12:47,902
We thought we were gonna die.
1559
01:12:47,935 --> 01:12:51,105
Oh, okay, so that's
the only way you'd marry me.
1560
01:12:53,307 --> 01:12:54,508
Cool.
1561
01:12:55,543 --> 01:12:56,644
I think that we both
just need to take
1562
01:12:56,677 --> 01:12:57,945
a couple breaths.
1563
01:12:57,979 --> 01:12:59,547
It's been a really long night,
Damian.
1564
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:02,316
The night's just getting
started, party people!
1565
01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:04,986
-What?!
-Oh my God, Chef Sasha.
1566
01:13:05,019 --> 01:13:06,888
Oh, it's kickin' in, huh?
1567
01:13:06,921 --> 01:13:09,389
-What happened to you?
-Oh, I am so sorry.
1568
01:13:09,422 --> 01:13:11,391
My liquid nitrogen tank
exploded
1569
01:13:11,424 --> 01:13:12,627
and I blacked out for a bit.
1570
01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,128
But, all good now.
1571
01:13:14,161 --> 01:13:15,395
That was the sound.
1572
01:13:15,428 --> 01:13:17,298
Um, I-I do have
1573
01:13:17,331 --> 01:13:19,000
some bad news.
1574
01:13:19,367 --> 01:13:20,868
What?
1575
01:13:24,605 --> 01:13:27,008
There is no side of sorbet.
1576
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,576
-Oh.
-Oh!
1577
01:13:28,609 --> 01:13:30,177
-We don't need sorbet.
-Yeah.
1578
01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:31,712
I would actually like
some sorbet.
1579
01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:33,581
Well, she's had a long night,
you know?
1580
01:13:33,614 --> 01:13:36,416
She has?
1581
01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:42,556
I only have
the lemon blueberry pavlova
1582
01:13:42,590 --> 01:13:44,525
with cannabutter
and the tiramisu
1583
01:13:44,558 --> 01:13:46,459
with coconut-infused
mascarpone
1584
01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:48,428
for my vegan brother,
1585
01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:51,332
both coming in
at a solid 15 milligrams
1586
01:13:51,365 --> 01:13:53,067
of THC per ser--
1587
01:13:56,804 --> 01:13:58,706
I'm fine, it's just
the nitrogen poisoning.
1588
01:13:58,739 --> 01:14:00,541
It'll wear off in a few weeks.
1589
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:02,310
-Okay.
-Both desserts use
1590
01:14:02,343 --> 01:14:04,378
one of my favorite strains,
1591
01:14:04,412 --> 01:14:05,947
-Pink Punani...
-Of course.
1592
01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:09,216
...which should help you
unleash your creativity,
1593
01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:10,851
like it did mine.
1594
01:14:13,621 --> 01:14:15,589
-Oh... my God.
-Wow.
1595
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:17,925
-Okay.
-Center of the table, please.
1596
01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:22,163
Oh, God,
that's so beautiful!
1597
01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:25,733
Please don't touch it
till after I leave.
1598
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:27,668
-You got it. Of course.
-Thank you.
1599
01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:30,771
Well, I don't want to, uh,
hold up the party,
1600
01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:32,740
and I think I should lie down
1601
01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:34,775
and probably drink
some vinegar.
1602
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:37,578
I have had such
an amazing time
1603
01:14:37,611 --> 01:14:39,479
getting to know each
and every one of you
1604
01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:41,849
and being your guide
on this journey.
1605
01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:43,851
Thank you so much
1606
01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:45,319
and, truly,
1607
01:14:45,353 --> 01:14:46,654
namaste.
1608
01:14:46,687 --> 01:14:48,456
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
1609
01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:50,157
-Thank you, Chef Sasha.
-Chef Sasha.
1610
01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:55,663
She doesn't even know.
1611
01:14:55,696 --> 01:14:57,798
Maybe when she blacked out,
1612
01:14:57,832 --> 01:14:59,233
she forgot about the bomb?
1613
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,969
She probably turns her phone
off when she's working
1614
01:15:02,003 --> 01:15:05,139
so she can stay... present
and be in the moment
1615
01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:08,976
and actually enjoy
the experience of cooking.
1616
01:15:09,010 --> 01:15:11,545
Those desserts do look
pretty good.
1617
01:15:11,579 --> 01:15:13,280
Yeah, they do.
1618
01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,949
Here, hold this.
1619
01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:18,052
Excuse me.
1620
01:15:18,586 --> 01:15:20,054
Excuse me.
1621
01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:24,191
Where are you going, honey?
1622
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,568
What's she doing?
1623
01:15:35,736 --> 01:15:38,406
-Oh, shit!
-What... did that go...
1624
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:40,808
That is so punk rock! Yes!
1625
01:15:40,841 --> 01:15:43,411
Oh my God!
I can't believe I did that!
1626
01:15:43,444 --> 01:15:45,346
I just threw
1627
01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:46,580
my phone in the fire!
1628
01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,748
Yeah, you fucking did!
1629
01:15:47,782 --> 01:15:49,717
And it felt so fucking good!
1630
01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:52,486
Come on!
1631
01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:53,821
Come on,
who's with me?
1632
01:15:53,854 --> 01:15:55,122
- I'm with you.
- Yes, Logan!
1633
01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:56,991
-Give me your phone!
-I don't know where mine is.
1634
01:15:57,024 --> 01:15:58,926
He doesn't even know
where his phone is!
1635
01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:00,361
That's perfect.
Mo, come on. Sam.
1636
01:16:00,394 --> 01:16:03,597
Let's throw all of our phones
in the fucking fire!
1637
01:16:03,631 --> 01:16:05,466
Let's feel free!
1638
01:16:05,499 --> 01:16:06,600
- Wow.
- Jack.
1639
01:16:06,634 --> 01:16:09,303
My darling, I'll help you.
1640
01:16:09,336 --> 01:16:11,772
Yes! Yes!
1641
01:16:11,806 --> 01:16:13,741
I love you so much!
1642
01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:16,143
Hey, I love you too.
1643
01:16:16,177 --> 01:16:19,180
Oh, yeah! That's hot.
1644
01:16:21,282 --> 01:16:22,750
- You can do this!
- Proud of you, buddy.
1645
01:16:22,783 --> 01:16:24,618
-Come on! Come on!
-You can do this!
1646
01:16:24,652 --> 01:16:25,786
Do it! Oh.
1647
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,721
-I missed.
-I'll get it for you.
1648
01:16:27,755 --> 01:16:28,756
-Okay.
-I'll get it.
1649
01:16:28,789 --> 01:16:30,257
Okay.
1650
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:32,259
Ow. Ow. Okay.
1651
01:16:33,694 --> 01:16:35,429
Yes.
1652
01:16:36,597 --> 01:16:38,499
Doesn't that feel good?
1653
01:16:38,533 --> 01:16:40,768
It would've felt better
if I made it, but yeah.
1654
01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:42,369
Here, come on, it's okay.
1655
01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:44,038
Let's watch it burn.
1656
01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:46,774
I mean, I'm fully with them,
1657
01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:49,877
but I think I'm just
gonna put it on vibrate.
1658
01:16:49,910 --> 01:16:51,712
Right?
1659
01:16:51,745 --> 01:16:54,181
We're gonna be okay,
right?
1660
01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,251
I hope so.
1661
01:16:57,284 --> 01:16:59,320
It would suck if we weren't.
1662
01:17:06,127 --> 01:17:10,664
I promise to make
more time for you,
1663
01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:12,601
and I won't let
so much time go by
1664
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:15,269
without connecting
with you, okay?
1665
01:17:16,036 --> 01:17:17,938
Okay.
1666
01:17:17,972 --> 01:17:20,841
I promise not to smoke
so much pot on the couch.
1667
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:23,110
- Oh!
- I'll...
1668
01:17:23,144 --> 01:17:26,046
try to mix it up and smoke
some on the patio instead.
1669
01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:35,557
We can't say anything
about anything.
1670
01:17:35,590 --> 01:17:37,626
Just... act normal.
1671
01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:39,260
Nothing happened.
1672
01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:43,130
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
1673
01:17:44,732 --> 01:17:48,969
-You have to.
-I can't, because...
1674
01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:51,805
you told me you're still
in love with me, Mo.
1675
01:17:55,644 --> 01:17:57,244
Well, it was
an intense moment.
1676
01:17:57,278 --> 01:17:59,013
I thought we were gonna die.
1677
01:17:59,046 --> 01:18:02,816
Right, but isn't that
when people share
1678
01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:05,052
their most intimate thoughts?
1679
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:13,562
We'll get
through anything,
1680
01:18:13,595 --> 01:18:15,996
as long as I don't lose you.
1681
01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:17,398
No.
1682
01:18:17,932 --> 01:18:20,134
You'll never lose me.
1683
01:18:21,636 --> 01:18:23,437
You're my family.
1684
01:18:25,839 --> 01:18:27,808
I love you...
1685
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:30,077
so...
1686
01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,479
fucking much.
1687
01:18:34,048 --> 01:18:38,252
Well, I love you
so fucking much.
1688
01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:46,954
You guys, you sound
so beautiful together.
1689
01:19:46,987 --> 01:19:49,658
Ah. Oldie but a goodie.
1690
01:19:49,691 --> 01:19:51,158
Hey! We haven't sung
1691
01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:52,860
"Happy Birthday"
to these two yet.
1692
01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:54,962
- Yeah!
- No, you don't have to sing.
1693
01:19:54,995 --> 01:19:56,930
-Yes, we do.
-Yes, we do,
1694
01:19:56,964 --> 01:19:58,832
and here's your key,
everybody.
1695
01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:19,521
Aw, thank you.
1696
01:20:19,554 --> 01:20:22,657
-I love you guys so much.
-Yeah, we love you guys.
1697
01:20:22,691 --> 01:20:25,059
Let's eat! Ow!
1698
01:20:25,092 --> 01:20:27,261
Great idea. Ooh,
I want one of these thingies.
1699
01:20:27,294 --> 01:20:28,996
Ooh, I want
one of these.
1700
01:20:29,029 --> 01:20:30,264
Give me a little
of that tiramisu.
1701
01:20:30,297 --> 01:20:32,600
- Do you want some?
- Yes, please.
1702
01:20:34,435 --> 01:20:36,771
Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
1703
01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:41,643
Oh!
1704
01:20:41,676 --> 01:20:44,311
Mmm! Oh my God!
1705
01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:53,921
Feels good to be alive.
1706
01:20:54,955 --> 01:20:57,024
- It really does.
- You guys...
1707
01:21:00,361 --> 01:21:04,431
It's time for a dance party!
Whoo!
1708
01:21:04,465 --> 01:21:07,134
- Come on! Guys...
- She's lost her mind.
1709
01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:10,070
Let's do it. No, no, no.
We need some music.
1710
01:21:10,104 --> 01:21:12,373
Oh, there it goes.
1711
01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:15,242
I love this song!
Let's turn it up!
1712
01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:17,177
Yeah! Oh my God!
1713
01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:19,913
- Let's do it.
- Yes, I knew you would.
1714
01:21:19,947 --> 01:21:20,981
Bring it, girl.
1715
01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:23,083
Come on!
1716
01:21:23,117 --> 01:21:25,185
You want to dance with me?
I am crazy!
1717
01:21:25,219 --> 01:21:28,021
I know you still got
those moves. Come on!
1718
01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:30,124
Come on. Yes, girl! Mo...
1719
01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:42,970
Yes!
1720
01:21:43,003 --> 01:21:45,573
Yes! Come on, Sam!
1721
01:21:46,173 --> 01:21:47,207
I'm 40...
1722
01:21:47,241 --> 01:21:49,811
What the fuck is...
1723
01:21:53,113 --> 01:21:55,015
Earthquake!
1724
01:22:02,524 --> 01:22:05,225
Hello, hello, hello,listeners.
1725
01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:07,629
Welcome back to
Marriage in the Middle Ages,
1726
01:22:07,662 --> 01:22:10,799
where we talk abouteverything and anything to do
1727
01:22:10,832 --> 01:22:12,232
with marriage.
1728
01:22:12,266 --> 01:22:15,603
With me todayis a very special guest.
1729
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:19,206
You have heard me talk abouthim many, many times before
1730
01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:22,811
because he is my husband.
1731
01:22:22,844 --> 01:22:25,814
Please welcome Jack Langer.
1732
01:22:25,847 --> 01:22:27,247
Oh,
1733
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:29,450
I didn't realize there'd bean applause track.
1734
01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,586
That's nice. I kinda want thatevery time I get introduced.
1735
01:22:31,619 --> 01:22:33,420
- All for you, baby.- Thank you.
1736
01:22:33,454 --> 01:22:35,456
Well, it's good to see you,my wife.
1737
01:22:35,489 --> 01:22:37,958
It's good to see you too,
1738
01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:39,561
my husband.
1739
01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:41,395
- Thank you.- Yes, long overdue.
1740
01:22:41,428 --> 01:22:43,130
Thank youfor joining us.
1741
01:22:43,163 --> 01:22:45,999
Today is the daythat we are going to tell
1742
01:22:46,033 --> 01:22:49,002
all the listenersall about...
1743
01:22:49,036 --> 01:22:50,437
Drumroll, please.
1744
01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:53,440
...our 40th birthday party.
1745
01:22:53,474 --> 01:22:54,776
Oy gevalt.
1746
01:22:54,809 --> 01:22:56,243
Yes, I... I'm not sure
1747
01:22:56,276 --> 01:22:58,011
I'm ready to relive this,
1748
01:22:58,045 --> 01:23:00,013
but I am here for you
1749
01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:02,483
and your wonderful listeners.
1750
01:23:02,517 --> 01:23:04,519
So, Jack,
1751
01:23:04,552 --> 01:23:06,153
you ready to dive in?
1752
01:23:06,186 --> 01:23:08,355
Yes, let's go.
1753
01:26:42,937 --> 01:26:44,572
Pew, pew, pew.
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