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You're over here jerking off our swap,
son.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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So what do you think about the playoffs
this year?
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Oh, it's going to be a cool thing.
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Some things are getting in and some
things are falling out.
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Oh,
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hey, sweetheart. Let's give you a hand
with that.
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Thank you. You guys are... So sweet.
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I was trying to be a good son.
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Thank you, Swap. Thank you, Swap. Thank
you, God.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Cheers to being the best Swap family
ever.
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Yeah, cheers to that.
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That's good.
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Well, guys, so it's been our one -month
anniversary of being a Swap family.
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I would like to bring everybody together
to really talk about just what a
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wonderful experience this has been for
all of us. And, you know, have everybody
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just talk about what they've enjoyed so
much about this. And, you know, just
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maybe help bring us all a little closer
together.
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So, yeah, everybody have a seat.
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This is so great.
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I love this.
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So SWAT family, I'll be more than happy
to start out our conversation.
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So one of the things that I'm so happy
about and best experiences that I've had
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with the SWAT family is the dinners.
Basically being able to come together
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enjoy dinner together and really have a
great bonding experience.
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Yeah, that to me is what's been, I'm so
grateful and thankful for that time that
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we've got to spend together.
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Mom, what do you think about it?
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Um, I would have to definitely say that
I love that we have such nice, sweet,
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suave kids.
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You guys are amazing. I love to hang out
with you, Selena, get our nails done. I
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love bonding and getting to know each
other more. It's really, really great.
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And you, honey, you are the absolute
sweetest. I just adore
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this family.
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All right, I guess I'll share. You know,
the dinner, they're amazing.
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You know, you guys' parents.
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Pretty good, I'm not going to lie.
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And then Swap Dad teaching me how to
play football and Swap Mom teaching me
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to cook.
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It's been such a good time. I've been
really enjoying this experience with you
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guys. Oh, that's so sweet.
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How about you, honey?
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Well, Selena, what do you think?
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I mean, honestly, this whole Swap thing
would be a whole lot better if we all
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just fucked already.
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What? Come on.
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Like, we're all really, really hot, and
I see what you do, and I see what you
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do, and I see what you do.
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Honey, what are you talking about? Yeah,
young lady, I don't believe this is
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appropriate. Please, don't be like that.
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I see the way that you look at her when
she's in the shower.
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I know that you wear that cute little
dress all the time because you know it's
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his favorite.
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Come on, you can't be serious. You know
exactly what I'm talking about. You
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named your vibrator after him.
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Oh, hey.
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Yeah, no, don't give me that, like,
shame. Don't give me that look.
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You swapped out. I've seen you watching
me through my whole cheerleading
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routine. And then where do you go after
that? You go to the bathroom and do God
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knows what for God knows how long.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You named your vibrator after me?
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I mean, this isn't how I wanted you to
find that out, but I guess. Yeah.
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Yeah. But it's okay. It's okay. Because,
you know, that's like the best thing
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about the Swap family. We can all have
our fun and we can all just fuck without
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any feelings involved.
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I mean, I don't really think that that's
appropriate, to be honest
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with you.
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I mean, I would love to fuck Swap Mom.
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I'm not opposed to fucking Swap Time.
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What?
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I want to fuck you, Swap Dad.
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What?
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I don't know that that's an appropriate
thing to do.
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I think it is.
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I mean, is this really happening right
now?
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Yes, honey. This is really happening
right now.
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Thank you.
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oh my god
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you you you
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Thank you.
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This is such a good idea.
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Thank you.
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Bye. Bye.
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Thank you.
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What's going on?
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Oh, my God.
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Shit. I have an idea.
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I'll help you switch this little swap.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Oh, man.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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This is how a flock family should be.
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Happy Holy Month, guys.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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You want some too?
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Here you come.
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Pull it out on his face. On his face.
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Good swap, Mom. You are a good swap,
daughter.
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