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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

So what do you think about the playoffs this year?

Oh, it's going to be a cool thing.

Some things are getting in and some things are falling out.

Oh,

hey, sweetheart. Let's give you a hand with that.

Thank you. You guys are... So sweet.

I was trying to be a good son.

Thank you, Swap. Thank you, Swap. Thank you, God.

Thank you.

All right.

Cheers to being the best Swap family ever.

Yeah, cheers to that.

That's good.

Well, guys, so it's been our one -month anniversary of being a Swap family.

I would like to bring everybody together to really talk about just what a

wonderful experience this has been for all of us. And, you know, have everybody

just talk about what they've enjoyed so much about this. And, you know, just

maybe help bring us all a little closer together.

So, yeah, everybody have a seat.

This is so great.

I love this.

So SWAT family, I'll be more than happy to start out our conversation.

So one of the things that I'm so happy about and best experiences that I've had

with the SWAT family is the dinners. Basically being able to come together

enjoy dinner together and really have a great bonding experience.

Yeah, that to me is what's been, I'm so grateful and thankful for that time that

we've got to spend together.

Mom, what do you think about it?

Um, I would have to definitely say that I love that we have such nice, sweet,

suave kids.

You guys are amazing. I love to hang out with you, Selena, get our nails done. I

love bonding and getting to know each other more. It's really, really great.

And you, honey, you are the absolute sweetest. I just adore

this family.

All right, I guess I'll share. You know, the dinner, they're amazing.

You know, you guys' parents.

Pretty good, I'm not going to lie.

And then Swap Dad teaching me how to play football and Swap Mom teaching me

to cook.

It's been such a good time. I've been really enjoying this experience with you

guys. Oh, that's so sweet.

How about you, honey?

Well, Selena, what do you think?

I mean, honestly, this whole Swap thing would be a whole lot better if we all

just fucked already.

What? Come on.

Like, we're all really, really hot, and I see what you do, and I see what you

do, and I see what you do.

Honey, what are you talking about? Yeah, young lady, I don't believe this is

appropriate. Please, don't be like that.

I see the way that you look at her when she's in the shower.

I know that you wear that cute little dress all the time because you know it's

his favorite.

Come on, you can't be serious. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You

named your vibrator after him.

Oh, hey.

Yeah, no, don't give me that, like, shame. Don't give me that look.

You swapped out. I've seen you watching me through my whole cheerleading

routine. And then where do you go after that? You go to the bathroom and do God

knows what for God knows how long.

Wait, wait, wait.

You named your vibrator after me?

I mean, this isn't how I wanted you to find that out, but I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's okay. It's okay. Because, you know, that's like the best thing

about the Swap family. We can all have our fun and we can all just fuck without

any feelings involved.

I mean, I don't really think that that's appropriate, to be honest

with you.

I mean, I would love to fuck Swap Mom.

I'm not opposed to fucking Swap Time.

What?

I want to fuck you, Swap Dad.

What?

I don't know that that's an appropriate thing to do.

I think it is.

I mean, is this really happening right now?

Yes, honey. This is really happening right now.

Thank you.

oh my god

you you you

Thank you.

This is such a good idea.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Oh, my God.

Shit. I have an idea.

I'll help you switch this little swap.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is how a flock family should be.

Happy Holy Month, guys.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You want some too?

Here you come.

Pull it out on his face. On his face.

Good swap, Mom. You are a good swap, daughter.