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Hi, Katie.

Hey, Juan, sit down.

I told you already.

Even though you're adopted, it's okay to call me mom.

Fine, I'll call you mom.

All right.

Okay, so we have to talk.

We never talked about the birds and the bees.

The birds and the bees?

Yeah, you know, what birds do and bees do.

That's... So much no.

Okay, let me show you, because I really think this is important to go over.

Okay, so first, there's like, there's birds, right?

You know, like, she's all cute, she's a bird.

And then the bee comes, right? You know the bee? And he's got the wings.

But then he's also got the stinger. Okay, this is the important part right

And the bee.

They get together.

And then he uses the stinger, you know?

Not really.

I can't comprehend it.

Hey, guys.

Hey. What are you talking about?

Well, I was trying to have the birds and the bees talk with Juan. It seems like

he doesn't know anything.

Oh. You know, we haven't really had this conversation with him before.

How's... Completely oblivious.

He's not picking it up, huh?

Well, why don't I help?

Yeah, you do it.

You ready to learn, son?

Yep. Great.

Let's see what we got here.

So, I'm going to do a little drawing for you.

We'll start with you.

There you go. We can throw a baseball cap on there for you. It looks just like

you.

And then we're going to have a female

as your partner.

There you go.

The lady.

And now we're going to draw a beautiful pair of tits.

Nice pair of tits. Are you familiar with tits? The tits?

I'm assuming you are.

So what happens when you see these tits?

Well, you probably get an erection.

Do you get erections?

I do. Okay, good.

And what do you do with that erection? You probably jerk off, I'm assuming,

multiple times a day.

Multiple times?

How many?

About three.

Good. That's so healthy. Healthy boy he is.

Good for you. That's so healthy.

Good.

Now your mom has an amazing pair of tits.

Have you noticed them before?

Uh, yeah.

You have.

Probably stared at them a few times.

Jerked off to them.

Have you jerked off to my tits? She's a beautiful woman, son.

And now that you're an adult,

18 years old.

You're a grown man.

Have you ever felt titties before?

No. Wow.

When I first felt your mom's titties, I knew she was the one.

They are perfect.

That's why I fell in love with her.

See that, son?

Every woman likes to be worshipped.

Just want to squeeze them.

Stimulate the nipples a little bit. Oh, yeah. Pinch him.

She even likes to have him pinched.

Maybe we should pull him out. What do you think, sweetie?

Oh, yeah.

See that? Look how beautiful those tits are.

Baby, you get hotter every day.

Oh, yeah.

And you like those tits, honey.

Looks like he does.

It's okay.

You can be turned on. She's a beautiful woman.

You

like

watching that, son?

Yeah. Good.

Good.

See? She's getting wet. You can tell.

He's getting it. Oh, yeah, baby.

Baby.

So sexy.

Oh, are you getting an erection, honey?

No.

Wow. Oh, yeah, squeeze some milk. I know. I'm going to start sucking on

soon. Oh, yeah, Donnie.

Look how beautiful your mother is.

So beautiful.

mind if I do, sweetie.

They like them when you suck on them.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, that's so hot.

Oh, do you like watching, baby?

I think I'm going to cum. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Don't cum yet. Don't cum.

We're just starting.

Maybe you should help her.

Okay. We have to introduce this.

You've got more to learn.

You can't just jerk off every time you see a hot woman.

You need to learn about sex.

Yes.

Go ahead, sweetie.

Have you ever had a blowjob, honey?

No, never.

What about a handjob?

Not ever?

Oh, no.

Well, we're going to fix that.

How's that feel?

It feels so good. So better than your handjob.

Yeah.

That's right, son. Enjoy your mother.

How's that feel, son? She's doing good, huh? It feels so great. Your mother is

the best.

Getting up nice and hard, baby?

Of course you are.

You got me nice and wet, baby.

Fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm gonna suck your dick, yeah. Get it?

I like that.

Stand up, baby, so I can reach both dicks.

You are so good at this.

How you feeling, son? Good? I'm feeling good. Great.

Excellent.

Look at me, baby.

I love you, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

What do you think, baby? You should let him eat your pussy.

Oh, he's got to learn about how to eat pussy. Yeah, I want to show him.

Get in there,

son.

Your mom has the tastiest pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I like it like that.

Oh, baby, he's a natural.

Is he good? Yeah, he's doing just fine.

You gotta suck the clit too, honey. There you go. Yes.

Just like that.

Uh, yeah. You get it. Good boy. How's that pussy taste, son? Good? That tastes

so sweet. Good.

Uh, yeah. Get it.

Uh.

Uh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm. Yes.

Looks so good. Mm.

Get it, baby, get it.

Fuck yes, baby, yes.

Oh, yeah, right there, just like that. Look right here, baby, up here. Right

there, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, he's good at it.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, baby.

Right there.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Just like that.

Thank you.

Fuck honey.

Fuckin' not good to... You got to sleep.

You got to sleep.

You look so good, Ben.

Hey,

does your mom look so un -hot?

I just think it's so good. Yeah, it's fucking hot.

Oh yeah, give it to me, baby.

Oh yeah, I love it.

Oh yeah, it feels so good.

Oh, get it, baby.

There you go.

Get that pussy.

That's so good.

That's so good. Yes, baby.

That's right.

Your mom can handle it.

Oh, fuck. You guys, it feels good.

You're picking up on this.

You feel good? So fucking tight. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Get it. Get it.

Get it.

I got it, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, that's it.

Being an adult is fun, huh?

It sure is.

Except bills.

Yeah.

Keep going, kid. Keep going. Making me proud.

Oh, yeah, baby. Come, baby.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah.

I can't wait to get in there again.

Yes.

oh fuck fuck fuck yes

Fuck.

Oh, baby.

Oh, oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, so good.

Oh, fuck.

Get away from me, baby.

I'll get that money.

Mmm.

Fuck yeah!

Such a good teacher you are.

um um um um

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, I do. It's such a good day.

Oh,

look at that.

Right there.

Right there.

Get it.

Oh, shit.

good boy, I'm just like, mmm,

mmm,

oh, you're gonna get it, get it, yes,

get it, oh,

oh,

Oh yeah, he's got a big dick.

Just like that, Mimi.

Oh, yeah,

get it done, Mimi.

Oh my

God. Oh my

God.

Damn.

Damn. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. You fuck so good.

Yes.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

I feel so good.

I can't fucking.

I can't fucking.

I can't fucking. I can't fucking.

I can't fucking.

Oh shit.

Fuck you.

Shit, yo.

There he goes.

Get the back of your... Right there, baby.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Way to go, kid. Way to go.

You get it, baby. Proud of you, boy. You get it.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

My turn.

Flip back around.

Give me that good day.

Right there.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yes.

Right there.

Right there.

Yes. Yes.

Right there.

Yes. Get it, baby. Get it.

Yes.

Should I give it to me like that?

Fuck yes.

Yeah, we will get it.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, shit. We didn't get it.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

Just sucking that dick.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We got this.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, your dick is so fat.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, baby. Oh,

yeah, fuck my face.

She likes it. She likes it.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, love babies. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Just like that.

Oh, good boy.

Oh, man.

Oh, you're so dirty.

Oh,

you're so dirty.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

the filthy family we have here. Way to go, son.

Did you learn something about the birds and the bees?

I sure did.

I was the best sex ed ever.