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Oh, man, since this divorce, I just can't get my head in the game anymore,

I'm up and out all the time.

Oh, yeah, I'm falling depressed.

I just, I mean, nothing's exciting. I don't want to watch anything.

Food doesn't taste good. I can't concentrate on work. I can't get

at the office. My work's suffering.

Jason, I thought it was just me.

No, no, no, we're both going through it, man. It's tough.

That's one of the most difficult things you go through as an adult, you know.

I don't really see anything changing it either. Nothing. I mean, there's nothing

I've tried that does anything. I just stay right in the blue.

All the time.

But I mean, what are we going to do?

We made our bed, so I'm not going to lie, right?

Yeah, I mean, there's no turning that back.

Surprise! Surprise, daddies!

Merry Christmas!

What are you doing?

Really? Girls, I'm sorry. I'm just not really in the mood, okay?

Aw. I'm sorry. Come on, it's Christmas.

I know, I know, but it's... Yeah, Dad, it's my favorite holiday.

Yeah, and we even have a little surprise for you.

Oh, yeah? We haven't been in the mood since, you know, the... The divorce,

it? I mean, it's just... Yeah, it's just not... These divorces going on, we're

just not really in the mood for Christmas.

Yeah, I mean...

Your mom, she used to do all this stuff, and this reminds me of it. I don't...

But we wore, like, our cute PJs, and we're all ready to have a fun Christmas.

I know, honey. I mean... Well, can we at least show you the PJs?

Yeah.

I mean, it goes with a lot of bother, so, I mean... Now what are they? I have

no energy for this. Are you ready, daddies?

Yes, honey. Okay. One, two, three.

Wow,

those are... Festive?

Not the word I would use.

What do you think?

I mean, the robes were nice, but... Yeah, I mean, it's Christmas already.

Come on, don't you think... these outfits make us look super cute and

and cheerful and doesn't it just put you in the Christmas spirit?

Is that what that feels like? I don't know.

We appreciate it, but we're just not really in the spirits.

No. Come on. Stop being such a Scrooge, Daddy.

Don't be such a Grinch.

Oh, Christmas.

Bah humbug.

Ugh, you guys are really starting to annoy me. It's Christmas. You know it's

favorite holiday, Dad.

I'm sorry, honey. I promise I'll try to remember what you said.

Let's celebrate.

Yeah, why don't you put the hat on for real this time?

I'm not in the mood.

I'm not going to do it. I've never liked these hats.

They just, they don't, it's, look, it doesn't work.

No, it doesn't work like that.

You gotta put it on correctly. You know what, Asa? They're gonna make us beg.

So, fine.

If you're gonna make us beg, we're gonna beg. Please, Daddy.

Please. Please, Daddy.

Please, can we have a fun Christmas, Daddy?

Please.

Can't you two, like, have fun amongst yourselves? I

mean...

fun with you guys. It's a family holiday.

I hang out with her every day. We're not fun.

Neither of us is fun.

We're the last thing from fun. Yeah, we're just going through a tough time.

really just difficult to feel this. You don't want us to pretend fun, do you?

Okay, whatever.

Whatever. You guys are so annoying. Come on, Angel. Let's go.

Fine. Here, take these.

Are you fucking serious?

Yeah. Whatever. What are we going to do with the little hats?

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Hey, want to check out Lake Crosby? I do.

I do.

Let's go.

Yeah,

but we don't have money.

Yeah, you're right. What they really need is to get laid.

Like, get them girlfriends?

I guess. Or maybe, like, some escort?

I guess. We don't have money.

It should be someone they know. Like, someone they trust.

Hmm.

I think you're right. I think it should be someone like... Us?

Ew, that's gross. I'm not fucking my dad.

No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying...

I should fuck your dad, and you should fuck my dad.

Hmm. My dad's, like, hotter than yours. That's not fair.

Yeah, but I accidentally, like, walked in on my dad changing for a shower, so

I saw his cock, and it's, like, really big. I think you'd like it.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah. What's your dad's dick like? Do you know?

Well, the last time I saw a little bit of it, And it's gorgeous.

It's perfect.

It's like, what, seven inches?

Okay.

Hmm. How are we going to go about this?

Oh, my God. I have the best idea.

What is it? Come here. Come here.

So, are you down?

Yes, let's do it. All right, come on.

Wait, wait, wait.

We have to write our names on the tags.

Because I would die if I accidentally sucked my dad's cock.

I mean, it wouldn't be that bad.

Ugh, that's so gross.

I'm just kidding.

To Daddy from our...

Yes, I'm ready. All right.

Did you put yours on?

I did.

Did you?

Yeah, it's on.

Wow, these are huge. What is this? Yeah, look at that. It looks like they put a

lot of effort into this, huh?

Oh, wow.

Look.

You know what these are? You know what this is?

No. What's a glory hole?

What the fuck is a glory hole?

Are you serious? You don't know what a glory hole is?

Oh, is it some, like, religious thing? No, no, no, nothing like that. No, it's

like, um, probably one of those, like, expensive, like, silicone sex toys, but

you put your dick through the hole.

Yeah, yeah, seriously, you put your right hand, this is the hole, and you

your dick through, and there you get all the glory.

They got a present?

Where do you think? Stick your dick through a hole?

They must have thought it was a sex toy. I mean, they wanted to tear us up. I

mean, what do you want to do? I mean,

we should try it.

Come here.

Don't be spastic. I'll show you how it's done.

Fucking dick out.

Like that.

Just stick it through the hole.

Just stick your dick in the hole.

Just stick your dick in. Oh, my God. This feels so fucking real. You've got

be serious. Oh, my God. Yeah. Dude, put your dick in the hole.

Put my dick in the hole. Yeah.

Yeah.

Like this?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Holy shit.

That's good, right?

How is the sex toy that wet? Oh, my God.

How is the sex toy that's killed?

Oh, my God. Some sort of new silicone toy or

something. Oh,

my. Is this that AI stuff they talk about? Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

This is fucking amazing, dude. This is the greatest present of all time.

This feels just like a fucking real head.

This is what we needed.

Oh, my God.

I'm starting to have a little hope there.

Oh, God. It's like sex in a box.

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ, the suction on this one is fucking all the way up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

I can't believe the girls got us this.

They hired. It's got to be people in the box.

It's got to be. They hired prostitutes. They had to. Where would they get

prostitutes? Those are fingers.

Those are amazing fingers.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh. Oh,

my God. Yeah, there's nothing artificial about this. Oh, fuck.

Not only is it fantastic, these are skilled. These are skilled

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God. This is so fucking good.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

It's the greatest thing.

That was great.

Yeah? You guys enjoyed your present?

Oh, my God. We did.

Yes, absolutely.

We did.

That really raised our spirits. Thank you so much. I'm feeling so much more

Christmassy even. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I'm really feeling into it now.

Yeah. Oh, my God. We saved Christmas. I think you did. Yeah, you did. No more

behind -the -scenes from me, right?

Should we tell them?

Sure.

In the boxes. What?

Are you kidding me? Wait, it's not what you think. It's not what you think,

okay? I was in your box, and your daughter was in my dad's box.

But that's not okay still.

Yeah, I mean, what are you... Come on. Dottie, didn't she suck your dick really

good? I mean, she did. I mean, she did suck. I mean, I'm just saying, dude. I

mean, the girls, they went to a lot of effort. I get that.

I mean, I just feel like we didn't get anything for you girls. I mean, is there

anything that you wanted? No, we were in such bad moods that we didn't even do

shopping. Yeah. Could you have a bicycle or something?

Well, I do want a present, but don't you think I'm a little bit too old for a

bike, Dottie? I want something more fun to ride on than a bike.

I'm just... Sure, I don't know what she means. What are you talking about,

honey?

So, I know we already sucked your dick, so why don't we all just go all the way?

I want to fuck Asia's dad, and I think you should fuck Asia to reward us for

of our work.

Well, I mean, let's hear them out. I mean, like I said, they put in a lot of

effort. Maybe we should... I think we should talk. Can we just... What does

that make...

Listen, we didn't plan all this. We didn't intentionally do this. We didn't

up this morning with this in the back of our heads. It just happened. It fell in

our lap.

We were just going with it.

I mean, at that point, technically it's not really wrong with your daughter or

with mine.

I mean, what do you think? Give it a shot?

I mean, nobody can ever know about it.

No, no, no.

You guys aren't going to, like, tell your mom?

Of course. This will stay just between the four of us.

All right.

All right, girls, you get yourselves a deal.

Well, that was pretty unexpected, girls.

Wow look daddy you're already hard for her. I knew you would like it. Kind of

turned on by the conversation.

I wonder if yours turned on too.

Let's see it.

You're trying to pretend like you don't want to.

I feel this mouth around me.

Oh, God, you're looking so hot, trucking my daddy's dick.

Oh, yes.

You're kind of dirty.

How good does your mouth feel, Daddy?

It feels fucking amazing.

I heard your daughter's mouth feels amazing.

That's it?

This is definitely not a new thing for her.

I was just noticing that. You two would do that pretty well.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Is that throat feel good?

Your daughter is impressive.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I want to feel that dick inside me.

I like that.

Yeah, you like that?

I told you guys you'd like our pajamas.

How's her pussy taste, daddy?

Oh,

fuck

yeah. Fuck. Your dad's tongue feels so fucking good.

How's my dog's tongue feel?

Yeah, is this good on your pussy?

Yeah,

put your dick inside of her, daddy.

My dad's dick feels good.

What's good? You said you're pussy?

Um, not yet.

Yeah, your dad's dick is so fucking big and perfect, just like you said.

It's so sexy watching my dad fuck your little pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, you're taking my dad's dick so fucking good.

Alright,

this was a good idea.

I'm glad we came up with this.

Daddy, why don't you help me take this off?

A little weird.

Isn't this Christmas so much fun?

Oh, my God. It's the best Christmas ever.

Thank you,

Daddy.

Yeah.

Oh,

my. You want to watch me ride your dance floor?

Put your dog's cock inside me. Yeah.

Yeah, put it inside me.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, what?

Yeah.

Yeah, you might push me while I fuck your dog's dick.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Oh, your daughter is like a dream.

Yeah.

You thought, right?

Yeah.

How's that pussy feel, Daddy? Oh, my God.

Oh,

God. Fuck you. Oh, yeah.

I didn't have to see.

Oh, God.

It feels good.

You can turn around.

Yeah, we can't lose our festive spirit.

You like watching me fuck your daddy, don't you?

Yeah,

she looks so hot running on your dick, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I do love watching you tickle her up, Daddy.

I want you to kiss each other.

I love you.

I'm really glad our girls get along.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Me too, actually.

Can Daddy have a little kiss?

No, like, um, like a real kiss?

A real kiss?

Uh -huh.

Uh, that's kind of weird.

Just, um, just try.

Oh, okay.

See,

it's okay, huh?

I think that's enough, Daddy.

You're a fun size.

She makes me feel young again.

I'm trying to stay right now. Isn't it so fucking hot?

I'm so obsessed with watching my dad fuck you. It's so hot.

It's making my pussy so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I never thought this would happen.

Your daughter was such a little slut. Oh, my God. Right?

Yeah, your daughter's such a slut for my dad's cock.

Don't pretend like you don't think it's hot.

Your daughter getting spluttered out by my dad.

Everybody needs a hand.

That's not great, Daddy. I'll help you. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. I know. It's like that, Daddy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

You almost went in your mouth. I know. It was crazy.

What was that?

I thought that was kind of close.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Be careful, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

God,

these guys fuck like young people.

Daddy! Oh, shit, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

I didn't mean to put my... Sorry about that.

Maybe we should rearrange so we don't, like...

Oh, shit. Sorry, honey. Oh, my God.

That's okay, Daddy.

Oh,

my God.

Wait.

That tastes like... That tastes like the dick that was in the box.

Hold on. Which box did you fuck?

That one. And I fucked this one.

Oh, my God.

I don't know how this happened, but you guys mixed up the boxes. Did you read

the name tags?

There weren't any name tags. Yeah, there weren't.

No. No, there weren't. Oh, my God.

So that means that you... Yeah, and you fucked my mouth.

Oh, boy. And you fucked hers.

Well, I mean, that being said, I mean, we've already kind of made the switch.

Yeah, it is kind of a... personally pregnant type of situation.

Wow, just a couple of ideas.

Ew, Daddy.

Well, yeah, but you already, what you already, look, look, look.

Here, look, look, look.

Here, remind yourself, look.

Just taste it again. You said his cum tasted good.

Do I have to? Well, I mean, you don't have to, but you said his cum tasted

really good. You would probably like it.

And you were bragging about how perfect your dad's cock was. Don't act like you

don't mean it.

Come on.

Just look at this.

Okay, okay, fine.

Okay, yeah, yeah. She was definitely the one in the box here.

Right, put that for it. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Honey, you're, um...

Honey, you're good at this.

Don't tell your mom I told you that.

Don't tell her. Is she better than her mom?

Yes, I fucking thought. What about me? Is my pussy tighter than mom's? Oh, my

God. Well,

my daddy's cock's the best.

Oh,

yeah, this was definitely my box.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Asia.

Don't you want to feel your daddy's cock inside of you?

I mean, I guess we could try that.

Yeah, we should try that. Yeah, eat those cookies.

Oh, daddy, you're going to do so good.

Thank you.

Daddy,

tell me how good my pussy tastes.

Does it taste good?

Are you going to fuck my pussy some more, Daddy?

Are you going to fuck my pussy some more?

I can't wait till New Year's.