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Oh my gosh, Jessica posted a picture of her dress on Instagram.

It's confirmed. All of our friends are going to the party. Even the homebody.

Why does my stepbrother's birthday party have to happen on the same night as the

most important party of my life?

I know, we both have bad luck. I mean, my stepbrother told my mom that I

some of my classes, so now I'm grounded for a whole month.

If only we can get our stepbrothers on board with going to this ratio.

Yeah, right.

Those two nerds are scared of their own status.

Hey, man, I can't wait to spend some quality time with our sister today.

Oh, me too.

I hope they like what we have planned for them.

They are complete morons, but maybe we can use that for our advantage.

How?

Just follow my lead.

You got it.

Oh, here they are.

Oh, hey, Deb.

Hey. Happy birthday.

Thank you. You're a repper. Yeah. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Hey, brother.

Hey. Good to see you.

Good to see you too, Deb. Yeah.

So what kind of crazy plans do you have for us?

Well, actually.

One sec.

What?

In honor of James' birthday, we're going to be playing.

Fictionary. Yeah.

It's going to be lit.

Oh, man.

Your idea of a good time is playing Fictionary?

Well, yeah.

Are you serious?

Well, come on, guys.

I'm not going to let you try it.

Come on. We'll get into teams. It's going to be fun.

So, first team is going to be me and my sister.

And the second team is going to be me and my sister.

Okay. Are you ready? We got 30 seconds.

All right.

Start the timer. Got it.

All right.

Okay. A skateboard.

No. A clit.

No. A bird?

No. Oh, my gosh.

That's a dick.

Come on. Are you even trying? Yes. That's a penis.

No, it's not.

Is that a dick?

No. It's an eggplant.

No. You drew a dick.

What? All right. Well, you tried, right? Good effort.

I got it right.

I know. All right.

We're going to make some magic happen here.

We better then.

All right.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

I don't know what the hell they were doing.

Let's do this.

All right.

And time.

It's a little blocky, but... I don't know.

A house.

No. We're going to win.

She's never going to get it. I know.

I don't know. A headphone?

No. A tree.

No.

You know what it looks like? The head of a peanut.

No. Boobs.

Help me.

And time.

The mushroom.

Oh, my gosh. Come on. That is not a mushroom.

We could do way better.

That's clearly the head of a pig. You're right. I have to agree.

That's me.

That's me. Oh, my gosh.

You know, I just don't feel like you ladies were trying at all. We were. I

Like, honestly, I think Jaden can vouch.

You were guessing things that didn't make any sense, what we drew on the

though. Literally, what we drew was art, okay?

An eggplant is an eggplant is an eggplant.

And you were just calling our amazing drawing just these obscene things, these

really naughty things. Period.

Oh, my gosh. It was being dramatic.

It maybe was art, but...

so it wasn't for your big mouth and your birthday, we would be going to a rager

and having the best party and getting laid by some hot guys. Exactly. But

instead, we're here with our brothers.

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with that.

There's a lot wrong with that. We just played Pictionary. Come on.

Well, look, I'm sorry, okay?

But this is what we had planned for James' birthday.

Is there anything we can do to make...

you happier to be here?

I mean, not really.

Maybe if we were a little less horny, then we'd be able to play better.

Nothing we can really do to help you out being horny. I mean, we're not your

boyfriends, girls.

Well, you might need more help than you think.

Okay.

Okay.

It'd be a great thing.

Okay. You want to go first?

No, I'm okay.

Okay.

Um.

I'm right there.

Um.

Boo!

You're right.

So.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bro.

Bro. Just take her out. I mean, she has a great hand, but, like, just push your

boobs away.

Ugh. You guys said you wanted to help. This is how you help.

Who would value why?

Good one, David. No.

No? Nice, nerd.

I don't know. Is it a musical chord? I don't know. Why?

Who did?

Is it Vagina?

Is it? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, we got it.

So, you know what that means.

and you don't know what this means.

You're so smart, right? What does it mean?

Oh.

Oh. Boobies plus vagina equals and you made a girl. Right? Come on.

Do better than that.

We don't know.

It means that we want to get laid.

Oh, so boobies plus vagina equals eggplant.

Yes.

Get it.

And you're going to have a good time.

Yeah. Oh.

Bye.

I can't

believe I'm sucking

my brother's friend's dick.

You don't have to be close.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Get his balls.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I heard.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. That's so good.

Your sister looks so good.

I don't want to see that.

I know your sister is great.

I can see the same about your sister.

You're right.

She's really good at that.

kind of better than the party.

You act like

you're a virgin.

I can't believe my brother's a virgin.

Such a good dick.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

It feels kind of weird to hear that about my brother.

Well, now you know.

I know your sister really knows what she's doing with her mouth.

I don't want to see, but I can hear.

Okay.

I don't want to change.

Whoa.

Does that feel good?

Sure.

Ooh.

I hate your brother's dick.

I would have never wanted to go to that party.

really good at this. Right?

You'll get comfortable with that.

Are you going to put it in?

Well, yeah, I want to feel it.

See what it feels like.

I don't know about that.

Come on.

No, no, no.

Does it feel good?

Yeah. How big?

I can't believe it.

She's going to make me cum, and I don't want to give up just right now.

Oh, my gosh.

All right, I understand.

Oh, my gosh, really?

I'm such a nerd.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Cheers. Cheers.

Let me try it again.

Let's see if I can get his dick in the middle.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Motherfucking night. Get up. Get up, baby.

Get up, baby.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I love a birthday.

Sure reads fictionary, huh?

I'm glad we paid dictionary with our brother. Me too.