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Welcome back to Jake GTV. With the

Welcome back to Jake GTV. With the holidays underway, we want to make sure

holidays underway, we want to make sure

holidays underway, we want to make sure you celebrate Hanukkah,

you celebrate Hanukkah,

you celebrate Hanukkah, >> right? Because this is a Jewish country,

>> right? Because this is a Jewish country,

>> right? Because this is a Jewish country, right, Trumpstein?

right, Trumpstein?

right, Trumpstein? >> Together, let us honor the eternal flame

>> Together, let us honor the eternal flame

>> Together, let us honor the eternal flame and the faith that has always protected

and the faith that has always protected

and the faith that has always protected the Jewish people. You are protected.

the Jewish people. You are protected.

the Jewish people. You are protected. You are special people.

You are special people.

You are special people. >> Thanks, Trump. Good thing you're chosen.

>> Thanks, Trump. Good thing you're chosen.

>> Thanks, Trump. Good thing you're chosen. And behind me is the humping wall where

And behind me is the humping wall where

And behind me is the humping wall where Congress just can't get enough. Pretty

Congress just can't get enough. Pretty

Congress just can't get enough. Pretty freaky stuff. Back to you, John.

freaky stuff. Back to you, John.

freaky stuff. Back to you, John. >> Thanks, Ching Chong. And speaking of

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. And speaking of

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. And speaking of Israel, what's going on with Erica Kirk?

Israel, what's going on with Erica Kirk?

Israel, what's going on with Erica Kirk? Her and Candace were supposed to meet,

Her and Candace were supposed to meet,

Her and Candace were supposed to meet, but Erica wanted her privacy.

but Erica wanted her privacy.

but Erica wanted her privacy. >> That's what we call fake and gay. The

>> That's what we call fake and gay. The

>> That's what we call fake and gay. The good thing she's like really godly and

good thing she's like really godly and

good thing she's like really godly and never dated before Charlie and

never dated before Charlie and

never dated before Charlie and [laughter] stuff,

[laughter] stuff,

[laughter] stuff, >> right? Her roommate was the freak. Just

>> right? Her roommate was the freak. Just

>> right? Her roommate was the freak. Just ask Erica.

ask Erica.

ask Erica. >> I will say is when I lived out here, I

>> I will say is when I lived out here, I

>> I will say is when I lived out here, I was here for 5 years.

was here for 5 years.

was here for 5 years. I never dated here cuz I saw vicariously

I never dated here cuz I saw vicariously

I never dated here cuz I saw vicariously through my roommate how terrible it was.

through my roommate how terrible it was.

through my roommate how terrible it was. I always thought it was very strange how

I always thought it was very strange how

I always thought it was very strange how she would go to drinks with one guy and

she would go to drinks with one guy and

she would go to drinks with one guy and then go to dinner with another. I

then go to dinner with another. I

then go to dinner with another. I personally would rather have coffee or

personally would rather have coffee or

personally would rather have coffee or brunch with someone than go I just I

brunch with someone than go I just I

brunch with someone than go I just I don't drink. I find it unproductive. Not

don't drink. I find it unproductive. Not

don't drink. I find it unproductive. Not because I'm holier than whatever. I

because I'm holier than whatever. I

because I'm holier than whatever. I that's not I just don't operate that

that's not I just don't operate that

that's not I just don't operate that way.

way.

way. >> Uh did she just lie on national

>> Uh did she just lie on national

>> Uh did she just lie on national television?

television?

television? >> Yeah, twice. Anyways, breaking news.

>> Yeah, twice. Anyways, breaking news.

>> Yeah, twice. Anyways, breaking news. Erica Kirk has allegedly been seen at

Erica Kirk has allegedly been seen at

Erica Kirk has allegedly been seen at Fort Wuka the day before her husband

Fort Wuka the day before her husband

Fort Wuka the day before her husband died.

died.

died. >> What [laughter] the heck?

>> What [laughter] the heck?

>> What [laughter] the heck? >> Right. Check this out.

>> Right. Check this out.

>> Right. Check this out. >> You know, some other pictures that came

>> You know, some other pictures that came

>> You know, some other pictures that came up with other people. Um

up with other people. Um

up with other people. Um >> what other people? Other pictures.

>> what other people? Other pictures.

>> what other people? Other pictures. >> This is Mitch. Homie is a legit veteran

>> This is Mitch. Homie is a legit veteran

>> This is Mitch. Homie is a legit veteran who uncovered the US involvement in

who uncovered the US involvement in

who uncovered the US involvement in cartels and was silenced. He's the one

cartels and was silenced. He's the one

cartels and was silenced. He's the one who saw Erica.

who saw Erica.

who saw Erica. >> There's a picture of Erica Kirk with a

>> There's a picture of Erica Kirk with a

>> There's a picture of Erica Kirk with a ponytail and um from from her past. That

ponytail and um from from her past. That

ponytail and um from from her past. That person matches who I saw at Fort Wuka in

person matches who I saw at Fort Wuka in

person matches who I saw at Fort Wuka in the lobby the night before and she was

the lobby the night before and she was

the lobby the night before and she was with that with that man in the lobby and

with that with that man in the lobby and

with that with that man in the lobby and that man he was present at that meeting.

that man he was present at that meeting.

that man he was present at that meeting. >> All right. So, in plain English, that

>> All right. So, in plain English, that

>> All right. So, in plain English, that means that Erica's sketchy as Let's

means that Erica's sketchy as Let's

means that Erica's sketchy as Let's bring in Stu Peters to break it down for

bring in Stu Peters to break it down for

bring in Stu Peters to break it down for the normies.

the normies.

the normies. >> He says that he's 99% sure that he saw

>> He says that he's 99% sure that he saw

>> He says that he's 99% sure that he saw Erica Kirk at Fort Wuka with the likes

Erica Kirk at Fort Wuka with the likes

Erica Kirk at Fort Wuka with the likes of Brian Harpole and Congressman Mark

of Brian Harpole and Congressman Mark

of Brian Harpole and Congressman Mark Amity and a bunch of military officers.

Amity and a bunch of military officers.

Amity and a bunch of military officers. And again, Mitch says that he's 99%

And again, Mitch says that he's 99%

And again, Mitch says that he's 99% certain that this is what he saw.

certain that this is what he saw.

certain that this is what he saw. >> Shut it down, Stu. And Candace, remember

>> Shut it down, Stu. And Candace, remember

>> Shut it down, Stu. And Candace, remember what we told you in our private little

what we told you in our private little

what we told you in our private little meeting? walk back your statements and

meeting? walk back your statements and

meeting? walk back your statements and simmer DOWN OR YOU END UP LIKE JACKIE.

simmer DOWN OR YOU END UP LIKE JACKIE.

simmer DOWN OR YOU END UP LIKE JACKIE. >> THIS is on the ETH. Maybe she was in the

>> THIS is on the ETH. Maybe she was in the

>> THIS is on the ETH. Maybe she was in the hotel, but maybe she was there for a

hotel, but maybe she was there for a

hotel, but maybe she was there for a different reason. Maybe she was there

different reason. Maybe she was there

different reason. Maybe she was there because she's always been open about the

because she's always been open about the

because she's always been open about the fact that her mother moved to Arizona

fact that her mother moved to Arizona

fact that her mother moved to Arizona because she got involved with the

because she got involved with the

because she got involved with the military. So that could be totally

military. So that could be totally

military. So that could be totally unrelated to the meeting that took place

unrelated to the meeting that took place

unrelated to the meeting that took place on the 9th.

on the 9th.

on the 9th. >> Good girl. Just because Erica's

>> Good girl. Just because Erica's

>> Good girl. Just because Erica's [clears throat] parents have ties to

[clears throat] parents have ties to

[clears throat] parents have ties to Raiki on Israel and her mom moved to

Raiki on Israel and her mom moved to

Raiki on Israel and her mom moved to Arizona and they're seen at Wuka 2 days

Arizona and they're seen at Wuka 2 days

Arizona and they're seen at Wuka 2 days prior to the shooting doesn't mean we

prior to the shooting doesn't mean we

prior to the shooting doesn't mean we did it right, Candace. It almost seems

did it right, Candace. It almost seems

did it right, Candace. It almost seems like he's demanding that nobody uh

like he's demanding that nobody uh

like he's demanding that nobody uh inquire further about Erica Kirk. It's

inquire further about Erica Kirk. It's

inquire further about Erica Kirk. It's odd because Ben had no allegiance to

odd because Ben had no allegiance to

odd because Ben had no allegiance to Charlie Kirk when he was alive. So, what

Charlie Kirk when he was alive. So, what

Charlie Kirk when he was alive. So, what is it about Charlie's widow in

is it about Charlie's widow in

is it about Charlie's widow in particular that is inspiring his very

particular that is inspiring his very

particular that is inspiring his very public nervous breakdown? And every time

public nervous breakdown? And every time

public nervous breakdown? And every time he speaks, I grow more certain that

he speaks, I grow more certain that

he speaks, I grow more certain that Israel might be involved with 910.

Israel might be involved with 910.

Israel might be involved with 910. You stupid little goyam. How dare you

You stupid little goyam. How dare you

You stupid little goyam. How dare you insult my choseness? It's like you dark

insult my choseness? It's like you dark

insult my choseness? It's like you dark people like to just yap and yap. It's

people like to just yap and yap. It's

people like to just yap and yap. It's like Israel did this. Israel did that.

like Israel did this. Israel did that.

like Israel did this. Israel did that. Yeah, we get it. We do a lot of things.

Yeah, we get it. We do a lot of things.

Yeah, we get it. We do a lot of things. So, stop.

So, stop.

So, stop. >> Gosh, didn't they leave the slave trade,

>> Gosh, didn't they leave the slave trade,

>> Gosh, didn't they leave the slave trade, too?

too?

too? >> Yeah, literally. If the trading day

>> Yeah, literally. If the trading day

>> Yeah, literally. If the trading day landed on a Jewish holiday, there

landed on a Jewish holiday, there

landed on a Jewish holiday, there weren't enough buyers to justify keeping

weren't enough buyers to justify keeping

weren't enough buyers to justify keeping it open.

it open.

it open. >> So, tell me Muta, Candace, go Max.

>> So, tell me Muta, Candace, go Max.

>> So, tell me Muta, Candace, go Max. >> And truly, Ben Shapiro, you and the

>> And truly, Ben Shapiro, you and the

>> And truly, Ben Shapiro, you and the [ __ ] horse that you wrote in on.

[ __ ] horse that you wrote in on.

[ __ ] horse that you wrote in on. And I say that on behalf of the world.

And I say that on behalf of the world.

And I say that on behalf of the world. >> Shut it the heck down. We chose a

>> Shut it the heck down. We chose a

>> Shut it the heck down. We chose a private meeting so you would stop asking

private meeting so you would stop asking

private meeting so you would stop asking questions. Now, back to the JEWISH

questions. Now, back to the JEWISH

questions. Now, back to the JEWISH CELEBRATION. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS for God's

CELEBRATION. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS for God's

CELEBRATION. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS for God's sake. Good call, producer Berg. And what

sake. Good call, producer Berg. And what

sake. Good call, producer Berg. And what better way to celebrate the holidays

better way to celebrate the holidays

better way to celebrate the holidays than ushering in the synagogue of Satan.

than ushering in the synagogue of Satan.

than ushering in the synagogue of Satan. This is what we all voted for. Am I

This is what we all voted for. Am I

This is what we all voted for. Am I right? Isn't that a good going? You just

right? Isn't that a good going? You just

right? Isn't that a good going? You just keep sending your little taxpayer money

keep sending your little taxpayer money

keep sending your little taxpayer money to our country and we won't bring out

to our country and we won't bring out

to our country and we won't bring out the Samson option. [laughter]

the Samson option. [laughter]

the Samson option. [laughter] >> Wow. Can't wait to lose my First

>> Wow. Can't wait to lose my First

>> Wow. Can't wait to lose my First Amendment rights. All to fulfill the

Amendment rights. All to fulfill the

Amendment rights. All to fulfill the chosen people prophecy.

chosen people prophecy.

chosen people prophecy. >> How do we battle anti-semitism on the

>> How do we battle anti-semitism on the

>> How do we battle anti-semitism on the internet?

internet?

internet? How are we doing better on algorithms?

How are we doing better on algorithms?

How are we doing better on algorithms? What companies can we work with? We are

What companies can we work with? We are

What companies can we work with? We are going to have a whole division within

going to have a whole division within

going to have a whole division within the office of the special envoy to

the office of the special envoy to

the office of the special envoy to combat anti-semitism

combat anti-semitism

combat anti-semitism because that's what the secretary wants

because that's what the secretary wants

because that's what the secretary wants and that's what the president wants.

and that's what the president wants.

and that's what the president wants. >> Yeah, because controlling the media will

>> Yeah, because controlling the media will

>> Yeah, because controlling the media will definitely shut down the stereotypes.

definitely shut down the stereotypes.

definitely shut down the stereotypes. Let's see how that goes over with the

Let's see how that goes over with the

Let's see how that goes over with the crowd. [laughter]

>> If you will not stand with Israel and

>> If you will not stand with Israel and the Jews,

the Jews,

the Jews, >> no,

>> no,

>> no, >> then I will not stand with you. Thank

>> then I will not stand with you. Thank

>> then I will not stand with you. Thank you and God bless.

>> I stand with Tel Aviv Ted when I say

>> I stand with Tel Aviv Ted when I say you're going to support the chosen

you're going to support the chosen

you're going to support the chosen Caucasian people whether you like it or

Caucasian people whether you like it or

Caucasian people whether you like it or not. Every technology you use will be

not. Every technology you use will be

not. Every technology you use will be used against you. Run the commercials.

used against you. Run the commercials.

used against you. Run the commercials. >> They say we did 9/11. They say we're

>> They say we did 9/11. They say we're

>> They say we did 9/11. They say we're liars.

liars.

liars. We're chosen, [music] not you. They want

We're chosen, [music] not you. They want

We're chosen, [music] not you. They want to kill all Jews. Hamas must go. Choose

to kill all Jews. Hamas must go. Choose

to kill all Jews. Hamas must go. Choose freedom, not terror. [snorts]

freedom, not terror. [snorts]

freedom, not terror. [snorts] Brought to you by the dual citizens of

Brought to you by the dual citizens of

Brought to you by the dual citizens of Israel.

Israel.

Israel. >> Gosh, you're such a [ __ ] It's like we

>> Gosh, you're such a [ __ ] It's like we

>> Gosh, you're such a [ __ ] It's like we know you're not actual Semite, so how

know you're not actual Semite, so how

know you're not actual Semite, so how about you quit the act? Jesus Christ is

about you quit the act? Jesus Christ is

about you quit the act? Jesus Christ is coming soon and your time is short,

coming soon and your time is short,

coming soon and your time is short, Satan.

Satan.

Satan. >> Thanks, Ching Chong. And this just in. A

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. And this just in. A

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. And this just in. A Muslim shooter out of Bondi Beach is

Muslim shooter out of Bondi Beach is

Muslim shooter out of Bondi Beach is apprehended by another Muslim. Could it

apprehended by another Muslim. Could it

apprehended by another Muslim. Could it be a false flag? Of course not. That

be a false flag? Of course not. That

be a false flag? Of course not. That would be crazy. Jessica, take it away.

would be crazy. Jessica, take it away.

would be crazy. Jessica, take it away. >> Thanks, John. The shooting took place at

>> Thanks, John. The shooting took place at

>> Thanks, John. The shooting took place at a Hanukkah celebration on Sunday,

a Hanukkah celebration on Sunday,

a Hanukkah celebration on Sunday, leaving 15 people dead. However, there

leaving 15 people dead. However, there

leaving 15 people dead. However, there was one lucky chosen person who survived

was one lucky chosen person who survived

was one lucky chosen person who survived not only October 7, but also a bullet

not only October 7, but also a bullet

not only October 7, but also a bullet grazing his head.

grazing his head.

grazing his head. >> I survived October 7th. I lived in

>> I survived October 7th. I lived in

>> I survived October 7th. I lived in Israel the last 13 years. We came here

Israel the last 13 years. We came here

Israel the last 13 years. We came here only 2 weeks ago to to work with the

only 2 weeks ago to to work with the

only 2 weeks ago to to work with the Jewish community to fight antismism, to

Jewish community to fight antismism, to

Jewish community to fight antismism, to fight this bloodthirsty, ravaging

fight this bloodthirsty, ravaging

fight this bloodthirsty, ravaging hatred.

hatred.

hatred. >> That's why you're here.

>> That's why you're here.

>> That's why you're here. >> That's That's why I'm here.

>> That's That's why I'm here.

>> That's That's why I'm here. >> Wow. Who bandages a wound without

>> Wow. Who bandages a wound without

>> Wow. Who bandages a wound without cleaning it?

cleaning it?

cleaning it? >> Nobody. But it's better theatrics that

>> Nobody. But it's better theatrics that

>> Nobody. But it's better theatrics that way. After all, he is the chosen victim.

way. After all, he is the chosen victim.

way. After all, he is the chosen victim. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] Thanks, guys. We're here inside the

Thanks, guys. We're here inside the

Thanks, guys. We're here inside the hospital where the chosen victim has

hospital where the chosen victim has

hospital where the chosen victim has just been brought in for treatment. A

just been brought in for treatment. A

just been brought in for treatment. A bullet to the head is serious and they

bullet to the head is serious and they

bullet to the head is serious and they must act fast. Let's go live to the

must act fast. Let's go live to the

must act fast. Let's go live to the doctor.

doctor.

doctor. >> Yeah, so the chosen victim is fine.

>> Yeah, so the chosen victim is fine.

>> Yeah, so the chosen victim is fine. Turns out it's just stage blood, corn

Turns out it's just stage blood, corn

Turns out it's just stage blood, corn syrup. You guys actually fell for that.

syrup. You guys actually fell for that.

syrup. You guys actually fell for that. Ridiculous.

Ridiculous.

Ridiculous. >> Oi, bay, please don't air this.

>> Oi, bay, please don't air this.

>> Oi, bay, please don't air this. >> Too late. We already saw the picture.

>> Too late. We already saw the picture.

>> Too late. We already saw the picture. This guy's the president of the

This guy's the president of the

This guy's the president of the Australian Jewish Council and moved

Australian Jewish Council and moved

Australian Jewish Council and moved there two weeks ago. Not buying it.

there two weeks ago. Not buying it.

there two weeks ago. Not buying it. >> Thanks, Ching Chong. I'm pretty sure

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. I'm pretty sure

>> Thanks, Ching Chong. I'm pretty sure Satan told him this would happen,

Satan told him this would happen,

Satan told him this would happen, >> right? Perfect way to take their guns,

>> right? Perfect way to take their guns,

>> right? Perfect way to take their guns, too. To be honest, I'm like 90% sure he

too. To be honest, I'm like 90% sure he

too. To be honest, I'm like 90% sure he was in the IDF

was in the IDF

was in the IDF >> every single time.

>> every single time.

>> every single time. >> Your call for a Palestinian state pures

>> Your call for a Palestinian state pures

>> Your call for a Palestinian state pures f fuel on the anti-semitic fire. It

f fuel on the anti-semitic fire. It

f fuel on the anti-semitic fire. It rewards kamas terrorism. It emboldens

rewards kamas terrorism. It emboldens

rewards kamas terrorism. It emboldens those who menace Australian Jews and

those who menace Australian Jews and

those who menace Australian Jews and encourages the Jew hatred now stalking

encourages the Jew hatred now stalking

encourages the Jew hatred now stalking your streets. Anti-semitism is a cancer.

your streets. Anti-semitism is a cancer.

your streets. Anti-semitism is a cancer. >> That's right, Daddy. Noticing is

>> That's right, Daddy. Noticing is

>> That's right, Daddy. Noticing is antiseptic. Join my only freaks, by the

antiseptic. Join my only freaks, by the

antiseptic. Join my only freaks, by the way.

way.

way. >> Whatever you say, Daisy. I don't care

>> Whatever you say, Daisy. I don't care

>> Whatever you say, Daisy. I don't care who owns the corn industry.

who owns the corn industry.

who owns the corn industry. >> We got them right where we want them.

>> We got them right where we want them.

>> We got them right where we want them. Back to you, my master.

Back to you, my master.

Back to you, my master. >> Your government did nothing to stop the

>> Your government did nothing to stop the

>> Your government did nothing to stop the spread of anti-semitism in Australia.

spread of anti-semitism in Australia.

spread of anti-semitism in Australia. You let the disease spread and the

You let the disease spread and the

You let the disease spread and the result is the horrific attacks on Jews

result is the horrific attacks on Jews

result is the horrific attacks on Jews we saw today.

we saw today.

we saw today. >> Thanks, Satan. Blame the sand people. Am

>> Thanks, Satan. Blame the sand people. Am

>> Thanks, Satan. Blame the sand people. Am I right?

I right?

I right? >> Exactly. Let's all just forget about the

>> Exactly. Let's all just forget about the

>> Exactly. Let's all just forget about the fake weapons of mass destruction and

fake weapons of mass destruction and

fake weapons of mass destruction and genocide you committed.

genocide you committed.

genocide you committed. >> What is this?

>> What is this?

>> What is this? >> Like try to kill us. Like this like

>> Like try to kill us. Like this like

>> Like try to kill us. Like this like terrorism like try to kill Jews. Doesn't

terrorism like try to kill Jews. Doesn't

terrorism like try to kill Jews. Doesn't matter who you are, what you are. Just

matter who you are, what you are. Just

matter who you are, what you are. Just you kill a Jew. That's it.

you kill a Jew. That's it.

you kill a Jew. That's it. >> This is the punishment that God gave us.

>> This is the punishment that God gave us.

>> This is the punishment that God gave us. We killed the Jews. We got instead of

We killed the Jews. We got instead of

We killed the Jews. We got instead of the Jews that were very good for us, we

the Jews that were very good for us, we

the Jews that were very good for us, we got these Muslim refugees from all over

got these Muslim refugees from all over

got these Muslim refugees from all over the world who destroying us. And the

the world who destroying us. And the

the world who destroying us. And the Christians cannot even celebrate

Christians cannot even celebrate

Christians cannot even celebrate Christmas now.

Christmas now.

Christmas now. >> Holy victim.

>> Holy victim.

>> Holy victim. >> I don't really trust people who only

>> I don't really trust people who only

>> I don't really trust people who only talk about what happened to them, but

talk about what happened to them, but

talk about what happened to them, but >> never what they did to anyone else.

>> never what they did to anyone else.

>> never what they did to anyone else. >> That's called accountability.

>> That's called accountability.

>> That's called accountability. >> And somehow they're just incapable.

>> And somehow they're just incapable.

>> And somehow they're just incapable. Seriously, let's start with the 60

Seriously, let's start with the 60

Seriously, let's start with the 60 million Christians in Russia they

million Christians in Russia they

million Christians in Russia they slaughtered.

slaughtered.

slaughtered. >> Don't get me started about the

>> Don't get me started about the

>> Don't get me started about the Rothschilds in 911.

Rothschilds in 911.

Rothschilds in 911. >> Let's see what our investigation team

>> Let's see what our investigation team

>> Let's see what our investigation team thinks. Good point, guys. So, official

thinks. Good point, guys. So, official

thinks. Good point, guys. So, official story says investigators found an ISIS

story says investigators found an ISIS

story says investigators found an ISIS flag in his car, which makes you think,

flag in his car, which makes you think,

flag in his car, which makes you think, why do they never attack Israel? Eric

why do they never attack Israel? Eric

why do they never attack Israel? Eric Warsaw, break it down for us.

Warsaw, break it down for us.

Warsaw, break it down for us. >> Israel actually admitted to funding and

>> Israel actually admitted to funding and

>> Israel actually admitted to funding and giving small arms to ISIS affiliated

giving small arms to ISIS affiliated

giving small arms to ISIS affiliated groups, and people still refuse to see

groups, and people still refuse to see

groups, and people still refuse to see his controlled opposition.

his controlled opposition.

his controlled opposition. >> What do you think of what happened

>> What do you think of what happened

>> What do you think of what happened today?

today?

today? >> Absolute tragedy. But I saw that the

>> Absolute tragedy. But I saw that the

>> Absolute tragedy. But I saw that the Navidiv was trending in Israel just days

Navidiv was trending in Israel just days

Navidiv was trending in Israel just days before. So,

before. So,

before. So, Shut it down. Just because he was on

Shut it down. Just because he was on

Shut it down. Just because he was on Google Trends in Israel days prior

Google Trends in Israel days prior

Google Trends in Israel days prior doesn't mean we had anything to do with

doesn't mean we had anything to do with

doesn't mean we had anything to do with it. Stop asking questions or you'll end

it. Stop asking questions or you'll end

it. Stop asking questions or you'll end up on my nightstand like Jackie.

up on my nightstand like Jackie.

up on my nightstand like Jackie. >> Gosh, somebody definitely skipped their

>> Gosh, somebody definitely skipped their

>> Gosh, somebody definitely skipped their foreskin salad today. Right. [laughter]

foreskin salad today. Right. [laughter]

foreskin salad today. Right. [laughter] >> Ever since the ceasefire, they've just

>> Ever since the ceasefire, they've just

>> Ever since the ceasefire, they've just been itching to invade Iran. How else

been itching to invade Iran. How else

been itching to invade Iran. How else are they going to fulfill their chosen

are they going to fulfill their chosen

are they going to fulfill their chosen prophecy?

prophecy?

prophecy? >> Good point. I bet they hate the fact the

>> Good point. I bet they hate the fact the

>> Good point. I bet they hate the fact the hero was a sand person.

hero was a sand person.

hero was a sand person. >> True. That's got to be devastating for

>> True. That's got to be devastating for

>> True. That's got to be devastating for their narrative.

their narrative.

their narrative. >> Roll the clip.

>> Roll the clip.

>> Roll the clip. Oh,

>> thanks guys. And this is the hero who

>> thanks guys. And this is the hero who risked everything, but the media refuses

risked everything, but the media refuses

risked everything, but the media refuses to talk about it. His name is Ahmed El

to talk about it. His name is Ahmed El

to talk about it. His name is Ahmed El Ahmed, which is obviously very sandy.

Ahmed, which is obviously very sandy.

Ahmed, which is obviously very sandy. So, let's go ahead and change subjects.

So, let's go ahead and change subjects.

So, let's go ahead and change subjects. >> But maybe it's just the luck of the

>> But maybe it's just the luck of the

>> But maybe it's just the luck of the chosen people that their enemies are

chosen people that their enemies are

chosen people that their enemies are always attacking each other, and any

always attacking each other, and any

always attacking each other, and any political opponents get assassinated or

political opponents get assassinated or

political opponents get assassinated or die in helicopter crashes.

die in helicopter crashes.

die in helicopter crashes. >> We may have propped up al-Qaeda and

>> We may have propped up al-Qaeda and

>> We may have propped up al-Qaeda and funded ISIS, but noticing is antiseptic.

funded ISIS, but noticing is antiseptic.

funded ISIS, but noticing is antiseptic. Now back to our sympathy card. Erica

Now back to our sympathy card. Erica

Now back to our sympathy card. Erica Kirkberg, take it away.

Kirkberg, take it away.

Kirkberg, take it away. >> Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the

>> Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the

>> Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the heavyweight champion of the year, Erica

heavyweight champion of the year, Erica

heavyweight champion of the year, Erica Kirk, representing Christian values,

Kirk, representing Christian values,

Kirk, representing Christian values, godly morals. Don't question where her

godly morals. Don't question where her

godly morals. Don't question where her kids are at. She's never lied about

kids are at. She's never lied about

kids are at. She's never lied about anything in her life. The infamous PP

anything in her life. The infamous PP

anything in her life. The infamous PP USA widow.

We said very clearly Jay was brainw.

We said very clearly Jay was brainw. [music]

>> It did drag on a bit, but wow. Sparklers

>> It did drag on a bit, but wow. Sparklers were a great way to commemorate Charlie.

were a great way to commemorate Charlie.

were a great way to commemorate Charlie. >> Bro, where are her kids? Right,

>> Bro, where are her kids? Right,

>> Bro, where are her kids? Right, >> Dennis? Take it away. [laughter] That's

>> Dennis? Take it away. [laughter] That's

>> Dennis? Take it away. [laughter] That's absolutely based, Chloe. And if you

absolutely based, Chloe. And if you

absolutely based, Chloe. And if you still haven't followed Jake GTV yet,

still haven't followed Jake GTV yet,

still haven't followed Jake GTV yet, yeah, you're far from based. Most likely

yeah, you're far from based. Most likely

yeah, you're far from based. Most likely [ __ ]

Happy Hanukkah. Have a great year. We

Happy Hanukkah. Have a great year. We love you and we love Israel. Thank you

love you and we love Israel. Thank you

love you and we love Israel. Thank you very much.

very much.

very much. >> Merry Christmas to all my fellow Goam

>> Merry Christmas to all my fellow Goam

>> Merry Christmas to all my fellow Goam out there. Help me to tell Satan stop.

out there. Help me to tell Satan stop.

out there. Help me to tell Satan stop. >> That's [music] it. Just press like,

>> That's [music] it. Just press like,

>> That's [music] it. Just press like, comment, and subscribe and we'll see you

comment, and subscribe and we'll see you

comment, and subscribe and we'll see you next time.

next time.

next time. >> This is our first Jewish president.

>> This is our first Jewish president.

>> This is our first Jewish president. >> I'm the captain.

>> I'm the captain.

>> I'm the captain. >> Behind me, you'll see people like Jake

>> Behind me, you'll see people like Jake

>> Behind me, you'll see people like Jake Lang just getting close and personal

Lang just getting close and personal

Lang just getting close and personal with that thing.

with that thing.

with that thing. >> I'm totally Christian and my sister was

>> I'm totally Christian and my sister was

>> I'm totally Christian and my sister was in the IDF. Blame the sand