All language subtitles for landmine_goes_click_2015

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The only show in town.

Well, that's nice for him. He's got a
completely captive audience.

I wonder what he's saying.

People of Earth do not be afraid.

Simulation is painless.

Yeah, but probing not so much.

Hey, we could use my phone to play some
music.

There is no auxiliary.

Well, shit.

I need... We'll live.

I will not. I need a quick stop, okay?

That good, huh?

Did you think about what I said?

Yes.

I think it's a mistake.

What? What we did? What we did doesn't
matter anymore, okay?

But telling him about it does.

Yeah, it does.

So we say nothing.

What do you think I want to tell him
just to break you guys up?

Should I?

You know, this place used to be a war
zone a couple of years ago.

War zone? Really?

Yeah.

Tanks, artillery, mines, the whole deal.

What was it? Like a civil war?

Russians invaded?

Ha, shocker.

Fucking Russians, man. They just don't
get it. Nobody likes them. I mean,

seriously, name one good thing to come
out of Russia other than, like, really

hot girl tennis players.

Vodka?

Yeah, there's that.

The Swedes make better vodka. Shit, even
the French make better vodka.

Oil and gas.

What? Russians that make oil and gas.

They don't make oil and gas. They have
oil and gas.

Yeah, right. It's not like anyone said,
wow, this Russian oil is so much better

than that watered -down body shit. Hold
up. Give me my bearings.

Are we on course?

Yeah, here we are.

I give you the AK -47 when you
absolutely, positively gotta kill every

motherfucker in the room.

Except no substitutes.

That's a good point. You shouldn't have
seen that.

It's kind of sad, really. You know, the
Russians, I thought they...

Thought they wanted to be free.

Be good.

Be like us. All I know is you never
trust someone that comes from a country

that's obsessed with chess.

Yeah.

You all right? Come on. All right. All
right. There you go. All right.

It's good. Thank you.

You're welcome.

What?

Oh, my God. No.

Chris, will you marry us?

Now? Yeah.

Come on. Come on.

What? Let's do it. Shouldn't we save it?
Put your bags... Babe, we have the

whole ceremony to make it official. This
is, like, between us, friends, family.

It's all that matters, right?

Yeah, but I just... I wouldn't know what
to say, so... Screw it. I will help

you. Yes, okay, yes.

Right.

I'm sorry.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered
here today. Ladies and gentlemen, we are

gathered here today to celebrate the
marriage of Daniel and Alicia.

Wedding is a sacred institution.

Yeah, marriage is a sacred institution,
and it should not be taken lightly. And

we're not, so let's get forward to the
good part. Daniel, do you take Alicia?

Daniel, do you take Alicia to be your
lawfully wedded wife?

Rich, poor, sick, and in good health.

So long as you both shall live.

I do. I do.

This is stupid.

What? This is stupid. You know, you guys
are doing your thing and it makes me

feel like I just, I don't want to. What?

Nothing. What is wrong? Nothing.
Nothing's wrong. I just, you know, you

have your fun. I got, I got to set up
camp and, you know, we're losing light.

just.

I know something's wrong.

And I want to know what?

Chris.

Nothing.

I'm fine.

Nothing.

Okay. It's all good.

Chris, Chris.

I'm your best friend, okay?

And you don't think I know when
something's up your ass?

Huh?

Fill it. Yeah, all right, fine.

There's something that I got to tell
you.

I'm... I'm sorry, okay?

You know, you guys are getting married,
and I should be happy, but... But what?

Because I... So, what? So, what? No, no,
no, no, no. Do you think we're going to

have couples dinners without you? Do you
think we're going to go antiquing and

rent a tandem bike and ride around town
in matching outfits?

You asshole.

And...

I'm going to set you up with so many hot
girlfriends. So many hot girlfriends.

I hate you. I hate you.

It's not happening.

Okay. To my best man.

Cheers. Cheers.

You okay? All right.

There's a possibility I may be drunk.
Maybe. All right.

Bedtime. No, no, no, no, no.

Guys, there's actually something I
really do need to tell you.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Really?

Yeah, really. So go ahead.

Kiss the bride if you think you got it
in you.

Well, I'm going to attempt.

Okay, I'm drunk, but I'm not that drunk.

There you go. Good job, buddy. I can do
it by myself.

Good night, Chris.

Good night, buddy.

See you in the morning, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank God. Get in here.

We've got to consummate our vows.

Close the gate.

Okay, come on.

Hey, what are you doing, pal?

Stop. Help!

Help! You're stealing our stuff,
asshole.

I'm not stealing.

I'm Davey.

Davey? Who's Davey?

Davey!

I'm Fredo, Alicia, and Daniel.

I'm Park Ranger. Get up!

Hey, what's wrong?

Davey!

He's going through your packs.

He's going through your packs. He's
stealing your stuff.

I was going to introduce you guys. Looks
like you already met.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man. I'm Chris.

Debbie. You okay?

I'm fine.

It's okay, Chris.

I'm with the scene.

All right.

Debbie works with us with the Red Cross.

First aid instructor.

Okay. No damage.

Okay.

Thank you.

Come. I'm taking a snapshot.

It's real cute together.

Yeah. Nice background.

Yeah, that'd be nice. Do you know how to
work in SLR?

Of course.

Let me just... I had him, right?

I mean, he got on top, but I think I had
it. That was a reversal, yes.

So, go over there.

Okay.

He threw me in the air. I got up and
went after him.

This way, a few steps.

All right.

Okay, a few more.

It doesn't have to be perfect.

To the right a bit.

Right? Yes, right. Or left.

Okay, it's good.

Okay. So, last adjustment.

Everyone move to small steps to the
right, okay?

Okay. Ready?

Yep. Yeah, we've been ready, yeah.

That's good, that's good.

Oh my God.

You need help? No.

Stop.

Nobody move.

There is a bomba.

Bomba? Bomb, you know?

Freeze, freeze. Mine.

You're stepping on something.

Freeze. Where? Just, okay? Please. Don't
move, don't move. I'm not moving. What

the hell is going on? Freeze, freeze,
freeze. Okay. Or you will blow up.

What the fuck? No, no, he's serious,
he's serious.

I think there is a landmine. Look, look,
look. Landmine?

It's under his foot. It's kept on it.

Oh, my God. Dude, please.

Just perfectly still. Okay, don't move.

Okay, what do I do?

Just breathe. Okay, we're going to
figure this out. What the fuck do I do,

What do we do?

Don't panic.

Nothing will happen if you don't move.

All right, he's not moving. He says not
to fucking panic, Dan.

Just relax, okay?

Chris, it's fine.

It's fine.

Breathe, Dan.

Chris, please, don't move.

Not even a millimeter.

Okay? Okay, okay, okay. Look at me, look
at me, look at me. I'm here, man.

I'm here.

Okay, this is what we do.

I will get help.

But first, get everyone else out of
danger.

We need to get away from Chris.

Far enough for if anything happens to
him, I swear to God. Okay, okay, okay.

Listen, it's fine.

It's fine. Okay, it's fine. Just how
long?

How long until you can get help? I don't
know.

Maybe four hours to get to town.

Four hours?

I have to stand like this for four
hours?

You must move away from Chris.

All right, listen, Debbie, don't lose
time, okay? Go get help.

But get behind that truck. Fly, Debbie,
fucking fly.

Okay.

All right, uh...

Look, I need you to do something for me,
okay?

What? I need you to promise me that
you're going to go beyond that rock.

No matter what happens, you're not going
to come out.

What do you mean? What's going to
happen? Promise me. What the fuck are

doing, man? But, Daniel.

This is something I need to do, okay?

Promise me.

Say it.

Promise.

I promise.

Okay.

I can't leave you out alone, man.

What?

It's too dangerous. It doesn't matter.

Daniel, just come with me. Daniel,
seriously, you have to get out of here.

Don't argue with me.

I'm staying here, okay? I'm staying here
with Chris.

Please.

Daniel.

Seriously, you really need to get out of
here. I don't think so, buddy.

Seriously, get behind the fucking rock.
It's not going to happen.

Daniel, you're getting married on
Saturday. Okay.

And I can't let anything happen to you.

Don't worry about the wedding.

I'm going to get both of us there, okay?

You're my best man.

You understand?

I'm going to get you to the church on
time.

I'll get you there.

I think it's supposed to be the other
way around.

Right.

Shit happens, right? You just got to
roll with it.

Yeah. Yeah, shit happens.

What's happening?

How is he?

He, uh... It's okay, it's okay.

What? What's wrong?

Are you okay?

Yes, yeah, I'm okay.

What the hell?

We have a signal?

It's, uh, just a text.

Chris, we got a signal!

It's gone, but we're gonna climb to the
top!

Fly, dude.

Hi, hi. Do you speak English? Oh, thank
God.

Yes, yes, yes. We have an emergency.

Uh, uh, the mountain, uh, some mountains
near... Birtvici.

Uh, Birtvici. Birtvici.

Birtvici. Yes, yes.

Our friend steps on an old landmine.

Landmine. Yes, yes.

Perfectly still. Okay, okay. Um, we need
a, we need a bomb squad, a chopper.

Actually, can, can you trace this call?

GPS. GPS or something.

Okay, okay.

I understand.

Completely, I understand.

Thank you.

She wants me to tell you something.

Me? Yeah, she says they have an
explosives expert and a chopper on

would send them, but she's not going to.
What? Why?

Yes,

I will tell her.

Thank you.

She says they don't save whores.

What?

They don't save whores.

You're a filthy whore.

Daniel.

Daniel, wait.

Wait, where... Where are you going?

Ah, Daniel!

Stop!

Guys, guys, what happened? Did you call?
What did they say?

Alicia, you want to tell them? What did
they say?

What did you tell Daniel?

We had a real heart -to -heart.

Touching.

Chris.

I had to. I told him everything I had
to. I'm sorry.

Daniel, Daniel, listen to me. We have to
call emergency back.

This is not the time.

The time. This is not the time.

And when is the time, Felicia?

I feel like this conversation is way
past due.

I wanted to tell you. You have no idea
how much I wanted to tell you.

Then you proposed.

And I didn't want anything to ruin our
life together.

Please, please, can't you understand
that?

I understand.

Let's just... Let's just go call.

See, there's something you don't
understand.

There ain't no signal.

Never was.

I faked it.

How does it feel?

Daniel, this is not funny.

What? You don't see the humor in this
situation?

All right, let me help you.

Hey there, buddy old pal.

Best friend.

Best man.

I got a question for you.

Daniel, what the fuck is going on, man?
No, no, no, no, no, no. What is going

on? Hey, me first.

Come on.

What do you think the statistical
chances are of you stepping on a

Listen, you're really freaking Alicia
out, okay? So let's just calm down. Just

answer the fucking question!

What are the chances?

I'd say the chances are pretty low. And
you'd be right.

But here you are.

Standing on a landmine.

Totally screwed.

How did you know that was there?

Because it's right where I left it.

You want help?

There it is. I suggest you use it.

What am I supposed to do with that? You
dig, bitch.

Dig a trench right beside him.

And then real quick, you jump in there
like a bunny.

Maybe you make it. Maybe your leg gets
blown off.

Or maybe the trench that she digs ends
up being your grave or something.

You planned this whole thing?

No, no. Debbie planned it, but the
pleasure is all mine.

Daniel, why are you doing this?

The love of my life.

The woman I wanted to marry.

You still don't understand.

Understand what? It's not what I'm
doing.

It's what I've already done.

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit.

There's no... There's no... There's no
mine.

Want to bet your life?

You wouldn't risk it.

You've been standing next to me the
whole time. What if I accidentally move

foot?

That's true.

There's no way I'm actually standing on
an armed mine.

You are now, Jagoff.

That right there is an East German
model.

SMI -35 landmine.

And it ain't no dud.

If you ever look... Stop.

You're late.

I couldn't even if I wanted to. I
really, really don't.

Daniel. Daniel, I fucked up, okay? I
know I fucked up. But... God sakes, man,

don't do this.

I already did.

You already did, man.

You think you stepped on a landmine
today?

Let me tell you something, baby boy. You
stepped on a landmine when you decided

to fuck my girl!

You know what?

Put the pin back in.

Daniel, put the pin back in. We can talk
about it, all right? Do you want the

pin? Put the pin back in.

Wait, Daniel, where... Where are you
going?

I wish I could be here to see what
happens, but I bet the ending's gonna be

explosive. Do you have any... idea what
you're doing adios lovebirds wait no you

can't go don't don't leave like this

what happened between me and craig i

love you and we're getting married this
is this

is nothing to do with our future baby
now is not the time to be sentimental

Now's the time to dig

Alicia

don't come any closer. Stop don't come
any closer. How are you?

I'm fucked

We're gonna figure this out. I just... I
just meant in legal terms.

That's okay.

Uh, Alicia, could you do me a favor?
Could you, uh... Could you go stand

the rock, please?

Behind the rock?

Daniel's trying to kill you and you want
me to hide.

I just want you to stay safe.

I need you to be safe while we figure
this thing out.

What if... What if we switched?

Debbie? Debbie?

Hey.

Check it out.

I bought a frontal fix.

Yeah, man, I'd say we split.

Now? Yeah, why not?

I thought we're going to what?

Maybe one hour.

And then we help out.

Yeah, man, let them figure it out. They
deserve each other.

We missed the phone.

You know what's fun?

Beer.

Strippers.

Strippers and beer. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay, but first, we're going to need a
spot.

I want a big plate of khinkali.

Khinkali? Come on, man.

Come on up there.

Tell you what, only Georgians take food
before girls.

The witch, my brother.

It's time to walk.

I got it!

I got it.

You got it?

Oh, thank God.

Just throw it over.

I'm not coming over until you say so,
but you're going to have to let me do

No, absolutely not.

Chris, you're going to shift your weight
too much. I mean, it's under your foot.

Can you see it?

No.

So just...

I can't. Say the word.

Yeah, okay.

All right, yeah, you're good.

Okay, just, Alicia, look at me. Just be
careful.

Okay, let's just go real slow.

You're going to be easy. And then we're
going to put it in fast, and we're going

to take it out fast, okay?

Okay, be careful.

Maybe just take it away.

Here, use my knife.

Let me get off this thing.

All right, rock and roll. Here we go.

I know you have to say this when you're
having sex with Daniel, but is it in

yet?

I don't know.

It's stuck.

It's a simple mechanism. Just plug it in
and it'll disarm. We're good.

I'm not so sure about that.

What? Is it in or not? How can you not
be sure if it's in? It's in a little,

I can't... In a little? What the fuck
does that mean, Alicia? What the hell's

going on? What do you want me to do?

You know what? We just... I'm totally...
I'm totally fucked.

We leave it in.

We leave it in so it's in? So I'm good?
I can step off now?

Oh, no. It can't be trusted for that.

If you could see it, you would
understand.

No, it's...

Fuck that. If it's in, then I'm going to
go for it. We're just going to step up.

No, it can't. It's not.

We can't be sure.

No, if it's in, then I'm sure. I'm going
to go for it. So get behind the rock.

Oh, you're sure. You're fucking sure. Is
that why I should get behind the rock?

Fuck you, Daniel. Fuck you, Daniel.
Listen to me.

We got the smoke signal.

Someone's going to see it. We got the
pin in, so it should be disarmed, but we

don't know for sure, and it's not
exactly worth taking chances.

Right?

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

We need all the odds in our favor, so I
know what we have to do.

What?

What Daniel said.

What did he say?

Dig.

Sit.

Yeah, it's done.

what you're talking about. Just put the
fucking gun away. You, get out of here.

He can't move.

I can't move. Stop being a fucking
asshole, dude.

Please, listen to me.

He is standing on a bomb.

He's your mom.

Please, keep the dog back.

He's really your mom.

Yeah, that's why I can't move, man. So
just put the gun away. Stop being an

idiot.

You're standing on a bump.

I'm an idiot.

Listen, we're running out of time. We
need help.

He's your husband.

No, he's my friend.

And why are you here alone with no
husband? What the hell difference does

make? I wasn't. The others left.

Your husband left to get help?

He left to... It doesn't matter. Chris
can't stay like this much longer.

Okay.

Help. Help what?

Help.

I'm asking for a lot.

Kindness is really dangerous, but will
you help me dig?

Dig?

Yeah, the trench is not deep enough.

Deep enough for what?

We're going to try to... Chris is going
to try to jump in.

I'm serious.

I know it's not a great idea, but it's
the best we've got.

What the hell are you laughing at? This
is not funny.

He must stay still, yes?

Yes, perfectly still.

And you're digging for him, yes?

Yeah, so will you help?

You make all the joke and she do
nothing.

You make perfect Georgian wife.

Isn't it funny?

Yeah, it's real funny.

Come here, Dylan.

Give me the show.

This is not a joke.

Come. That'll help.

Grace,

come on. I'm sorry for a gaunt accident.

No, really. I thought you were burning
the body.

That's fine.

Sure must have looked a little strange.

You want water?

Yes, please.

What the fuck, man?

What happened?

He just threw a rock at me, you piece of
shit. Are you fucking crazy?

No. Why do you say that to me?

Hey, hey, hey.

Let go of her. Why do you say that to
me?

Why do you say that to me? I told you my
friend can't move and you just threw a

rock at him.

Yes, okay, but because I tell you if
he's really a bomb that you make no joke

me. Why the hell would we joke about
something like that?

I came here many years and never hear
about bombs.

I know. It's a long story. Just right
now we need to dig the trench.

What story?

It doesn't matter.

Please help. I want to know.

My boyfriend set this up.

Why?

It's none of your damn business. Let go
of her.

It's personal.

That's not my business. Let go of her.

Oh, sorry. I forgot that I'm holding
your hand.

So I want to know why. I want to know
personal.

Um...

He did this to get back at us.

We hurt him. This is his revenge.

What's Harry done to him?

Jesus Christ, man. Can you just help?

You know what?

I groped him, you know.

He was my fiancé. This is his best
friend.

We slept together.

Oh.

I understand.

You are poor.

Watch your mouth, buddy.

My mouth?

Yeah, watch your fucking mouth.

You don't talk to a lady like that. Like
what?

Fuck off.

If you don't want to help, don't waste
your time.

I want help, but you say to me, fuck
off.

And you know what? If you say to me one
more time, fuck off, I go. I don't help,

I swear.

Man, I want to help, really.

But how can I help if you say to me,
fuck off?

Guys, I don't understand.

You want me to go or help? Help.

See, Chris? She wants me to stay. She
doesn't want you to stay. She wants you

help.

Okay.

Okay.

If I help,

what do you think?

Do you want our stuff?

Yeah,

go ahead. Take it.

Really? Great.

Keep it coming in.

So I help and you give to me? Yes.

What do you want?

You give to me. What do you want, man?
Just take it and go.

Yes, it's yours. Take it.

Okay, but I... They're mine. I give to
you.

Okay, but... I don't want this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm looking at you.

I want it.

Hey, look, this isn't happening. This is
not happening. Look at me.

Look, here, look, I'm going to give you
this, okay? Look, this is like, this is

like, it's like 360 something, okay?

It's like 360 something and a credit
card, okay? Look, take it. You go to a

store, you buy as many paintings as you
want, all right?

American dollars?

Yes. Fuck American dollars. Just take it
and go.

And your credit card?

Uh -huh.

Take it. Just take it and go.

Can you tell me the pin?

Yeah. It's 4642.

Nice.

I don't like American dollars.

I don't want American dollars.

I want... this.

Gullas! Gullas!

Gullas! Son of a bitch!

I have to respect my mother.

Don't give, and I leave.

Fine.

Fine, I'll give to you.

Alicia, don't do this, okay? This is
fucked up. Where do you think this is

to go?

Nowhere. It's just panties. I don't
care.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. There
you go.

To my tent. Take them off.

No. You give here.

Please. No.

Yes. No.

Yes. No.

Yes. All right, listen here, asshole.
Our friends are coming back with help,

okay? They left to get help, and they're
coming back.

Friends? Yeah. Yeah, they're coming back
with cops and a bomb expert and a whole

fucking SWAT team, okay?

Come on, Chris. No.

Friends, no coming.

That's why she's a dick.

And that's why you want me to help.

And I want you to help.

But for this...

I want these. Listen, you think whatever
you want.

All right, but they're coming.

Okay, if I were you, I'd get the hell
out of here before I went to jail.

Jail? Why?

You ask me to help, and I help. But for
these I get... What I get?

You said I get American dollars, but I
don't want American dollars. I want

these. I help, you pay.

No pay, no help.

Why jail? What did I do?

Motherfucker. I said... Justice!
Justice!

Don't touch him.

Okay. I don't want to touch him. I want
to help you. You understand?

I want to be nice for you, and I want to
help. But for this, you must pay, and

this is normal. This is logic.

Come on, give. I don't look. No, don't
fucking do it, Alicia. Okay, I'm going

take care of this guy. He's not letting
me do that to you. No, he can't have it.

I'm stepping off. Get away from me. No,
Chris, don't. The pain's going to hold.

I'm going to step off. No, you can't.
I'm going to step off and kick this

fucking guy's ass, you piece of shit. I
lied.

You lied. Why would you do that?

It's useless.

You were freaking out. I was trying to
calm you down.

I could have fucking died right now. Are
you serious? You didn't.

And you're not going to.

All right?

I'm handling this.

I'm doing this.

Shut the fuck up.

We're doing this.

Right? Thank you. You got what you want.
Now fucking leave. No.

No, I don't leave.

I help.

He's not going anywhere.

We had a deal. Now start digging.

You're the boss. Of course I'm going
digging.

Alicia, can you come over and explain
what exactly you want me to do?

Well, it needs to be a lot deeper and at
least two feet back.

Lester!

Lizard!

Of course, of course, I dig.

Of course, I dig.

You're crazy.

You make her shape fuzzy.

I look like a little girl, huh?

Bye -bye.

It's got to be a lot deeper. Uh -huh.
How do you like the view of my ass?

Fucker. Shut up, Chris.

You have a radio?

I don't believe it.

See?

My soup is ready. But I keep promise.

I don't go to eat my bloody soup, and I
stay here too deep.

No, you know what?

Just let me use that.

You had the radio the whole time?

You had a radio the whole fucking time?

Yes. You like it?

Yes, yes, I like it. Now, can we use it,
please?

Yeah, you don't even have to dig. Just
let me call.

What?

Call?

Yeah. What?

So we can call for help. You just like
my help? Yeah, your help is... It's

fucking fine, but can we use it to call
911?

But we don't have 911.

We have 112.

I don't give a shit what you have.
Fucking call it already.

So you don't like my help? Okay, fine, I
don't help.

I go.

No, no, we just don't need you to dig.
We need to call emergency.

No.

If I get you... Because if I call 112,
what you do for me?

Huh?

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. We
don't have time for this. Chris is in

danger, don't you understand?

So just fucking call 112.

If I call 112, what you do?

Look, guys, I'm trying to be nice, to be
kind for you. Okay. I do everything,

but you are not nice to me, and I don't
like this. I really don't like this.

Okay, okay.

Okay. Now listen, please.

Yes? Please.

Can we use that to call emergency?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fucking touch her. Yes, of
course.

Yes, of course.

Man, what's wrong with you? I want to
help you.

Fuck!

So, listen to me, darling.

Um... But first...

God, you are sick.

No.

Bring me this and I'll give you your
idea.

I never lie. I always keep my promise.

I promise when I get off this landmine,
I'm going to fuck your world up.

You hear me?

Look at me, you piece of shit. I'm
talking to you.

Look at me you fuck.

Stop touching your dog and look at me.

You got a thing for the dog? Is that
what it is?

All right.

I'll bring you.

Not like that.

Let me explain.

Let me just explain.

So, if you do this job for me, I give
you radio. But, for this, you might.

Bring it to me like a duck.

You understand me?

Like a duck.

Come on. Go. Bring it to me. Go.

Bring it. And I give you a radio.

The prize is radio.

Alicia, you don't have to do this.

Good. Yes.

So I want to give you the radio.

You understand me? I really want it,
but...

Let me explain.

Chris, tell me your name, Chris, yes?
So, tell me please, did dog has hands?

No.

Dog has no hands. Look.

Look at my dog.

Has he hands? No.

So, come, come on the shack. Let me
explain.

Let's do it. Let's do it together, like
a team. Come on. Come on, doggy.

Go.

Go. Go.

He's playing with you.

Do it.

Like a dog.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Good

dog.

Mine. Yes, of course it's yours. Of
course it's yours. Hello?

You must push, push on the... Hello,
anybody?

Hello, do you speak English?

We need your help.

Please help us.

Priam.

What did he say?

He asked if I also hear this.

Priam.

Tell him we need help.

You want me to translate?

Yes.

Please. I translate.

But for this, we play the game.

What game?

I read it.

Sorry? What?

I translate one, you undress one.

Alicia, there's no way he's helping. Oh,
not playing this game.

You can leave.

Okay? It's your choice. Can I have this?

Hey, hey.

Ouch.

My friend, tell his worry. And that's no
good. Believe me, that's no good.

So, what we do?

He prepares soup for me, but I don't go
and I stay here. I don't care. Go eat

your soup. But I don't want soup.

I want my friend's head. Don't worry.

Be sure.

I said problem.

I need to die.

Hey. That's your problem. Hey, leave her
alone. I told me. I said that. Take it.

And after him, he don't worry.

Tell him he don't worry anymore.

Tell him.

Sergi, don't worry. Ilya is fine.

Priam!

Ilya is fine. Priam.

He doesn't understand. Explain him.

Explain him.

He's trying, you fucking idiot.

Don't worry.

Ilya is fine.

Priam!

He doesn't understand.

Explain him. He doesn't speak English.

He's trying to explain you, you fucking
idiot.

I said explain him! Really, it's fine!
He doesn't speak English, you fucking

retard!

Can't you fucking understand that? So
you want me to translate? Okay!

I translate!

But for this, you must understand.

This is the rule. Just the rule.

Nothing! Okay, okay, okay!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on, come on.

Listen, really, it's... It's okay to
look how you are addressing, but the

important is rule.

First of all, I must translate, and then
you undress.

Did you get it? I translate, you
undress.

Is it okay?

Fine. What do you want me to translate?

Tell him you're all right.

Okay.

Sergi.

He asked what it means to tell him that
you are all right.

What?

He translated word for word. Okay. All
right, now you translate me.

Okay. But I translated already.

Now it's her turn. So, Andrek?

No, it doesn't count.

Yes, it counts. No, you're a liar.

What? Why you say that to me?

Because you didn't explain the rules.

And that's the same as lying.

Now, you a liar?

No!

Okay.

Okay, okay, let's start once more, okay?

But first of all, I explain the rules.

Did you agree, Chris?

Let's play.

Okay.

So translate me.

Come on.

It's me, Ilya.

I'm fine.

Don't worry.

He asks me if I'm joking

and who am I with.

Come on, Andre.

Okay.

Good, but what I asked for?

You don't answer.

But he asked the question, and I must
answer.

Did you? Did you remember? He has search
problems.

So I must answer.

No, he's not worried anymore. He thinks
you're joking.

But I'm not joking!

What I answer! You got what you want, so
answer what you want.

Everything is okay.

I just met some tourists.

Uh -huh.

Battery is dying.

Okay.

Coming back now.

Okay.

Come on.

Okay. Game over.

Leave. Smart girl.

It's okay.

Hey, it's okay.

Hey, Alicia, Alicia.

Hey, it's okay now. It's okay.

All right?

It's okay.

It's okay. Look at me.

Fuck.

Cash, she doesn't believe me.

You don't believe me.

He asked me a question.

Jude, did I leave you soup?

No, no.

What now?

The game is over.

Leave us alone. I leave, of course I
leave. I don't want to stay here. Say

whatever you fucking want.

Okay.

I will tell him that I come soon to eat
soup.

What do you say?

Whatever.

What are you waiting? I translate?

Now you're undressed.

What? Now.

Yes.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm waiting.

No. Game over.

Game is over tonight.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. No.

Don't point that at her.

Don't point that at her.

I'm waiting.

I'm waiting.

Come on. Hey, look. Hey, hey, look at
me. You want a prize?

Hey, Ilya, you want a prize? That's
fine. I just have a quick question. Hey,

look at me, buddy.

Hey, look at me. I'm just wondering, how
much change do I get from a 20 after I

fuck your Georgian whore of a mother,
huh?

Right?

It's that there's three guys at the
discount, right? Because she just

loves it so much, that fucking cunt.
Alicia, run! Run!

I will punish you for that.

I will punish you for that.

I will punish you.

Okay,

Chrissy, let's hunt.

You shoot me, I die.

But this girl dies with me.

You have to shoot me.

Come on.

Come on, Chris.

I'll fucking do it. I'm telling you. I'm
telling you.

Shoot, Chris.

But if you don't shoot, put down this
gun because it's very... Fuck you.

I swear to God I'm going to shoot. I
swear to God. You don't fuck me, but not

for you. I fuck you.

Come on. Get closer. I swear to fucking
God.

Come on. Oh, no, no, no.

No.

What is this?

Tell her. Tell her that she's whole.

Tell her. Fuck you.

I said tell her to touch her dick again.

You understand me? Get off of her!
Answer me.

Look at me.

Look at me and answer me. Is it okay for
you?

I don't hear you. Is it okay?

Is it okay for you?

Tell me, is it okay?

He's a doctor.

He's a doctor.

Son of a bitch, I'm gonna fucking kill
you!

Lisa, come to me. Come on. I got you.

Breathe. See?

This landmine is fake.

Your friend is smart.

He set you up. You watch too many
Hollywood movies. When you step on

landmine, it blows up. Real landmine
always blows up.

All the way, brother.

Alicia. Alicia.

Oh,

no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Alicia, please.

Please, you're going to be okay.

I went

to

Moscow to study.

Can you

open

the door first?

I'm sorry, do you speak English?

Yes, I do. Oh, thank God. The GPS... The
GPS

in my car died.

You are watching.

Yeah, it looks like it.

Are you coming from Tbilisi? Where are
you going?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to a little town
just outside of Poti.

Poti? Uh -huh. You have taken the wrong
turn in Grigoletto.

Damn, you know, I passed that like two
hours ago.

Is there, like, a gas station or
somewhere I could buy a map?

Yes, but you must go back to the highway
south, maybe 50 kilometers.

Okay. You know, I don't want to bother
you, but do you maybe have an old map

that I could buy from you? I'm happy to
pay for it, you know.

This is my daughter, Lika. Oh, Lika.

And you?

Me? Oh, what's your name? My name is
Tanya. Tanya. My name is Chris.

May I come in?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, great. You have such a beautiful
home. Thank you so much. Thank you.

So, here.

So, this is your galazzi and this is the
potty. So, you got a wrong turn here.

So, you turn around and put your potty.
Okay, perfect. Thank you so much. That's

definitely going to help. Not to help.
Don't get mad. Oh, no, I won't now. This

is perfect.

Actually, you know what? There's one
more thing.

Is there some place around here where I
can get something to eat?

No, there's no restaurant around here.

Oh, that's too bad. You know, the smell
in your kitchen is so delicious. It

reminded me that I was hungry.

You can join us because I guess the
lobby is going to be for everyone,

Really? Yeah.

Oh, wonderful. Thank you. Please come.

Oh, Didi Madloba.

Wow, this is so nice. Thank you.

You know,

I can't tell you the last time that I
had a home -cooked meal.

You know, this Georgian hospitality is
wonderful.

You know, in the States, you'd be lucky
for someone to even open the door.

Yeah, I'm from California.

Well, anyway.

You're here for a good natural passion.

Well, a little of both, I hope. I'm
meeting a friend, and I have some good

Oh, you're finding in potty? Mm.

Hello,

Ilya.

What are you doing here?

Oh, do you know each other?

No.

No, no, no. It's on the picture right
there.

Tanya, Lika, and Ilya.

Yeah, it's all this.

So, we go now?

Go? No, but I'm eating.

We go.

You lost.

Yes. I'll take you.

You'll take me? Uh -huh. You'll help?

Of course.

You'll help me?

That's wonderful.

Thank you so much. That's great. Do you
mind if, uh, can I quickly finish my

alopia?

Strange. Ma, have cheers.

I mean, you know, I don't know what I
did to offend you. I'm so sorry.

What did I do? I just, you know, if I
could just quickly finish and I'm really

hungry, then I'll go.

You know, you didn't do anything.

I don't know what's wrong with him.

Please, take your time.

And then we go. Of course. We go. Oh,
yeah.

Aren't you going to join us? I'm not
hungry.

Oh, that's a shame, because this is
very, very delicious. It's very good.

Seriously.

You know, I know I'm not from here, but

I feel like it's only polite to taste
some of the food that your beautiful

spent all day making for you.

But maybe that's the American thing.

Tanya, this is so good.

Would it be rude if I asked for some
more?

We go.

You know, we don't have, I mean, we have
more guests coming.

Oh, you have more guests? Maybe I could
stay and meet your guests. I love

meeting new people.

You know, I think it's better if we
leave now.

Oh.

Okay. Well, I think I better be going.

Rika. That's such a cute name.

Thank you.

She speaks beautiful English, by the
way, Ilya.

That's such a pretty necklace.

Where'd you get it?

Hey. Hey.

It's not your business.

Okay?

We go.

No, no, no. Fine.

Thank you, Mudloba, for the map. You're
welcome.

Let's pick.

Hey. Hey, Chris.

You and me.

Okay? You and me.

In 15 minutes, down this road, at the
dirt site.

You don't miss it, okay? You and me.

15 minutes?

Yes. 15 minutes.

Tell you what, I can be there in an
hour.

Okay. One hour.

It's your choice.

But... Leave my family out of this,
okay?

You and me.

What was that?

You and me.

Leave my family out of this, okay?

Okay. Thanks for the map.

Yeah.

Go! Go!

Go!

Are you drinking again?

No.

Definitely not.

Definitely not.

Don't talk to the child like that.

It's me again.

There's been an accident. It's an
emergency.

I'm coming

around the corner, and he just ran into
the middle of the road. He's in bad

shape. You've got to help him.

Stop now.

Do it.

Because we both know it's not loaded.

But... Mine is.

Look,

look, look, look, look. I don't want any
trouble, okay?

Okay? The dog was an accident, okay? It
was an accident. I brought it in and he

tried... He wanted to shoot me.

Okay? I don't know why. What did I do?

It was self -defense.

It was self -defense. Don't look at me
like that.

Please.

Put the gun away, okay?

We will do what you want, but you put
the gun away.

You promise?

Yes. Yes, I promise. Okay.

So, everybody just calm down. I'm going
to put the gun away, and then you'll do

exactly what I say. Deal?

Deal.

Okay.

Get him up. Get him inside.

Get him inside. He's bleeding.

Get him up.

Come on, you lazy bitch. Help your
fucking mother. Help her.

Respect my mother.

Come on, this way. This way. Get him in
over here.

Let's go.

I need you to do me a favor.

Can you go sit down over there?

Sit down.

Go ahead.

Right over there.

And, uh, Lika.

Hey. I got a really fun thing for you to
do.

We are going to tie your mama up.

Okay? By her hands and her feet. Come
on.

There you go.

Come on. Go ahead.

You do exactly what I say, remember?

That was the deal?

Go ahead. Run along.

Listen, I have money.

You have money? Really?

To George and Laurie?

Yes.

See,

the problem is I don't want George and
Laurie. I don't like

George and Laurie.

What I want is for Lika to tie you up.

Hey, Lika, we had a deal. Remember, I
keep the gun down and you do everything

say. Remember that? We made a deal.

No, no, no, no.

Look at that.

Look, Rick, do what you came for.

Kill me and go. Please, come on.

Kill me, okay?

Tonya, do you hear that?

He thinks that I came here to kill him.
Now...

Why would I want to do that?

Tell her.

Tell her what it is.

Look at them. Who do these belong to?

Who do they belong to? They're mine,
okay?

They're mine. They're yours. That's
right. They're hers.

I was drunk.

When I drink, I do bad things.

But I don't drink anymore.

Do you understand?

I get it. You just do crazy things.

Yes. So I think it's only fair that I
should have a drink.

This looks like it's good.

Ooh,

cha -cha. Yeah.

Is that homemade?

That's good. That's smooth.

Oh,

where are my manners? You know what?
Ladies.

Ladies, let's all have a drink.

Tanya.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

No!

Do it.

Drink it.

Drink it!

There you go. Oh, isn't that good?

That's tasty.

Ilya, you know, I'd love to have a toast
with you.

But you have that, uh, you have the
whole drinking problem thing, right? So,

know what?

Here's the next best thing.

Listen, I want these because you have to
be a man to understand it, right?

Right, Elliot? Don't you think? It's
just so sexy, isn't it?

No.

No, take me.

Take my panties. No.

Stop begging me. Let Hugo. Stop begging
me and tell your daughter to give me

your panties.

Tell her.

Nika, you love your mother.

You're going to give me your panties
right now, okay?

Because if you don't, look at me. If you
don't give me your panties, I'm going

to put a bullet in your pretty rookie
mother's head.

There we go.

There we go.

There we go.

Bring him here.

That's good.

Now, you know what?

I want you to bring him to me like a
dog.

Like a dog.

Woof. Woof. You know?

You know? Like a dog.

Woof.

Do dog have hands?

No, they don't.

Try again. You know what?

Try again.

Look at her! Look at her! Crawl like a
fucking dog!

Look at her!

Good girl.

Good girl. That's a good little bitch.

Open your fucking mouth, or I'm going to
smash your fucking teeth out of your

face. You understand me? Open them.

Open. There we go.

Get it. Get it in there. That's nice and
good. There we go.

There, it's good. Now, bite down. Bite
down on them.

Yeah.

You taste it?

Now, if you drop them, if you drop them,
I'm going to stick my gun

up her pretty little twat and pull the
fucking trigger.

Okay?

Got it?

Now see Tanya because there's a part of
the story that

Daddy wants you alive now. Come on.

Get the fuck up.

Sit down!

Sit down!

Now, see, there's a part of the story
that you don't know.

There's a girl. I was in love with her.

Her name was Alicia.

She wasn't doing so good. Not like
pretty little Lika here.

No, she wasn't doing good at all.

No. In fact, she was in incredible pain.

There wasn't anyone to help for miles.

I tried to save her.

I carried her, you know.

I couldn't carry her. I couldn't walk
anymore.

I put her on my back and I crawled. I
crawled.

Every inch of the way, I heard her
choking.

Life falling from her eyes. She's
drowning.

Her lungs filling with her own fucking
blood.

Then she went quiet. She didn't make
another fucking sound.

Look at it. He loves it. He gets off on
it. Don't you? Get the fuck down!

Back up!

He loves it. He gets off on this. He
loves seeing the fear in his victim's

Look at your daddy. You love it? You
like seeing this?

Oh, you don't?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. He doesn't like it.

I know what's missing. I can't, I can't
believe I forgot.

You don't like it unless there's a game.

And when there's a game, it has to be a
prize, right, Ilya?

Who do you think is going to win the
prize today?

No,

Lika, come here.

Here, let's be careful. We're going to
play a little game, okay, sweetheart?

Come here.

Come on, I know, I know. It's almost
over.

It's almost over.

Come here.

Come on, sweetheart. Oh, hey, hey, hey.

Don't cry.

She's so cute.

She's so cute.

Don't cry. It's okay. It's going to be
really fun.

Okay, now, it's a very simple game, but
it's serious.

Okay? It's called Stripper's Roulette.

Now, here's how the game works. Now, I'm
going to take all the bullets out of

this gun.

There they are.

Every single one of them. But I'm going
to leave this one.

Just one little bullet.

Okay? And there it goes right in the
gun.

Woo -hoo!

Right? Now, You undress one, and then I
pull the trigger one.

And if you're lucky, it's an empty
chamber.

Then you undress one, then I pull the
trigger again, and you win when you

have anything else to take off, okay?

You want to spin it? Come on, do it.

Get the fuck off!

All right, here we go. Now we're going
to play the game. You know what? Let's

have a little stage.

Let's have a little stage.

can see.

Here we go.

Okay? So now we're going to play the
game.

Strip.

Strip.

Do it to me.

Do it to me. Do it to you?

Yes. Why would I do it to you, you fat
fuck?

Do it to me.

You are the apprentice.

I am Alicia's apprentice.

You remember?

You done?

You want to shut the fuck up now?

You remember her?

Alicia?

You done?

You done now?

She gets one in six that she gets a
bullet in her pretty fucking head now,

it? Those are good odds. You like those
odds, don't you?

Ha ha ha!