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Good evening, everyone.

Good evening.

In this show,

six strangers live together under the same roof.

All the show provides...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

No, there is not.

Oji has announced his departure from the house.

He did.

I have decided to leave Terrace House.

Just like that?

And also, that part that made us all really laugh. When Tecchan...

Tecchan's Yakisoba incident?

And the Sudden-Name-Change incident.

Miwako, what are you doing today?

Hmm?

Miwako, your house is in Shibuya, was it?

-Yeah. -Ahh.

Right now, I...

I have this friend out in Kyoto who's a Buddhist monk.

A friend... or rather a junior of mine?

He took the trouble to text me to say, "You said 'ugly' too much!"

He must have been so mad.

I also got a text from a friend, saying I laughed too much.

I also got a text saying I laughed too much.

Last episode, when Tecchan made his moves, we here in the studio

really laughed too much.

I'm so sorry.

-Shall we apologize once? -Let's do that.

-Tecchan! -Yes.

We are so sorry.

We are so very sorry.

But, everyone's expressions, though... Too, too good.

So horrible.

Daiki-kun.

Really?

Really?

Ah!

How will this love triangle go on?

Like, will friendship win out...

or will the allure of boobs win?

-It's like: Friendship vs. Boobs. -There it is.

There must surely be one night of boobs as part of the arrangement.

One night of boobs?

Like, "Just one night." Or, "Please, just one night of boobs."

This double-forward position, like in soccer, what would you call it?

Double-forward love.

That's what you would call it.

So my mentor Hong Kong-san saw this show, and said,

"Those guys aren't qualified to talk about love!"

Hello.

Hey, Tecchan!

Hey, good morning.

Let's go out to the beach.

The beach? Why?

Surfing? We're going surfing?

Right now, I'm heading over your way.

You're coming right now?

-Okay. -See you in a bit.

Okay. I'll be waiting for you.

Hey, Tecchan!

You all ready?

You're here.

Sorry for being so last minute.

No, not a problem.

I really wanted to surf this whole time.

-I bet. -Yeah.

By the way, Tecchan, I've been watching you on TV.

Terrace House?

Yeah, Terrace House.

What's up with that?

"What's up with that?"

I figured you might be mulling over stuff right now.

I bet it got you wondering. After that last episode.

Yeah, it did.

-About what Mi-chan... said? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm back.

We're here.

Help yourself.

Wow, so good!

I don't want any corn.

What are you guys up to? Looks so fun.

-Barbecue. -Men only, though.

You want some?

Yeah, I do. I'll take part in your barbecue.

-Thanks. -Here you go.

-Oh, thanks! -It's good if you wrap it.

-It's so good when you eat it like that. -Really?

Yeah.

-It's good, huh? -So good.

Oh right. Daikinman, I got a bunch of stuff I want to talk to you about.

Just casually. Nothing strange.

Can we go... up to the roof?

-Can we? -Seriously?

Yeah, sure.

-Let's go. -The roof, huh? Interesting.

Please keep cooking.

What's up? Once again.

No, no, no. It's not anything like last time.

It's not like last time.

I just have something to talk about. Just came to mind.

Since everyone's around, I tried to reach out to you.

It's just, you know... The other day, after watching the last episode...

Well, I'm sure you know where I'm going with this, but y'know Mi-chan's last words?

Also, Tetsu's got his sights locked onto Mi-chan.

Yeah.

Being friends with him, and for him to have his sights set on a girl like that...

Yeah.

Simply put, does that make you feel cautious towards Tecchan?

Well, when Mi-ko first came into the house, we had this older sis here.

Yeah, so at that time, I never saw her as anything.

Oh, I see. I... you better haven't, right?

Yeah! I didn't.

Okay.

I thought she was cute, but...

So honestly, you aren't just being mindful of Tecchan, right?

No, I'm not.

But what if, let's say, Tecchan gets turned down?

Then... I'll think about it when that time comes.

-So that's how it is, huh? -Yeah.

MINAMI-BOSO, CHIBA

It feels good, just being in the water, right?

Yeah, it sure is.

-Tecchan, on TV... -Uh-huh.

The way that last episode ended...

Isn't it just one-sided love?

Yeah. I guess it is.

It's always one-sided love for you, Tecchan.

Right?

Well, yeah.

What do you think you're lacking?

Everyone's been saying to me, "You're not manly enough."

However... as to making me be that kind of person...

I think I'm getting there.

-That's for certain. -That outer skin is peeling off.

But y'know, it's better if...

a girl comes to like you because you put out your true self.

Yeah.

It's no good if you're posing.

And if it doesn't work out, then, well...

what can you do, right?

That would just be because she wouldn't accept me for who I am.

I won't be something I'm not.

Tecchan, you've really grown up.

Oh, really?

If you keep that up, you'll definitely have it made.

Translated & Titled by Brian (goob) Corrected by Alice (terracemouse)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

AYA KONDOU, 21 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT KOMAZAWA UNIVERSITY

TETSUYA IWANAGA, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

I'm home.

Welcome back.

What are you doing?

Taking care of the plastic bottles.

Okay. Thanks.

Ah, so tired.

Mi-chan, I have something I want to say.

Oh? What is it?

That okay?

Yeah.

So...

Hana's going to be leaving.

Oh yeah, that's right.

Before she does, I'm thinking we should do something.

-Ahh. -Yeah.

Like a party or something...

I'm thinking we can invite some old housemates over.

Oh, sounds like fun!

I haven't met all of them.

Oh yeah, that's right, you haven't.

Let's do it! Together. We can make food, too.

-Ah, so you're going to help out? -Sure.

Thank you so much.

-Looking forward to it. -Umm...

I'm just a helping hand, though.

Tecchan, you're going to miss her, right?

Yeah, I will.

It'll be so sad when Hana leaves.

Tecchan's good at surfing.

-Yeah, he sure is. -Right?

-He was pretty good. -So very cool.

Why are girls like that to him?

-That's easy to understand. -As for you ladies...

If a guy can surf, that suddenly makes him all okay?

But surfing is so cool!

It is really cool.

Wait, so out of all the other sports,

surfing's a cut above the rest and makes a guy "all okay"...

-What's up with that? -Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, even for Hong Kong-san it's like, "He's so cool!"

Is that really true? Really?

Because, Hong Kong-san's watching this, too.

Yeah, if I had to choose between a surfing and a non-surfing Hong Kong-san,

I'd definitely be like, "Do it!"

Well..

Well, but probably for Hong Kong-san...

he'd probably be on one of those longboard things...

And then he'd be riding along like...

-And he'd be coming in closer. -He'd be coming in closer.

He'd be coming in close from the open sea. Like some kind of mer-man or something.

-A mer-man's coming! -Like a mer-man coming from the sea.

But while watching him, Tsuruno-san's son would, like...

stop crying.

-And be like, "I'm scared"? -All day long.

Stop that.

But yeah, if you were to watch someone surfing, you'd definitely...

start to like that person, right?

Out of five people, maybe two would.

And Tetsu would be the one to fall for the other three.

All of them?

Tetsu wouldn't realize anyone who likes him for who he is.

-Oh, that's what you mean. -I see.

Since he likes the chase.

-That sounds about right. -Right?

It turned out the way I said it would.

So like... When Mi-chan was by herself,

and Tecchan came home,

didn't Miwako-chan make an awkward face for a split second there?

But once it turned out it was about the farewell party, her face turned to relief.

Right until he asked, "Can I tell you?" she had quite a serious face.

"I have something I wanna say."

So yeah, the way Tecchan...

regardless of if it's a delicate relationship or not,

just dives in there with a tone like that... wouldn't it better if he didn't do that?

Yeah, that's true.

Why is he always using that tone?

Being like, "So yeah..." or something.

I get it.

WATCHING LAST CINDERELLA DRAMA BROADCAST

Oh!

When you think of someone like this...

Please break up with me.

Please just give up.

It's started.

Ah, oh!

-Isn't this great? -He coming up?

Hiroto.

Oh!

I told you before, about the guy making great efforts in America.

Yeah.

He keeps telling me, "Come here while you're still young.

You gotta do your matches here."

He said, "If you said your friend won the district match, then you should bring him along, too."

I want to do something that gets me money.

Sorry.

What do you mean? Are you planning on marrying her or something?

Wasn't that stiff? Right?

Wasn't that kind of stiff? Just now?

I guess it was.

What do you think, seeing it for yourself again?

It seems like...

it would be like that to anyone watching a drama...

So that's how you were watching this?

Yeah, yeah.

If that's how I was watching it,

I'd be like, "What is this guy doing here?"

Yeah, that's how it is, like, "...with that kind of acting?"

It'd make me go, "This kind of guy's on the show?"

What do you personally feel was missing?

It's not just good enough to remember your lines.

-Yeah, that's true. -That just seemed like...

I was reciting lines monotonously.

-It's surprising to me. -Yeah, kind of.

Mi-ko and Aya-chan, do you have any candid opinions for Tetsu?

I feel like you tend to get stiff when the lines are longer.

It was like... "Okay, at first, it was not bad."

You know how before and after your lines, Tecchan,

the pro actors were coming in.

That was where I kinda felt the difference in skill.

It was the most apparent between that exchange between Haruma-kun and you, Tecchan.

That's true.

It made me think, "Oh, they're completely different."

Thank you all for your straightforward feedback.

I'm always straightforward to you, though!

Yeah.

Thanks.

Thank you, everyone.

-Not a problem. -Thanks.

He must feel down.

He does feel down.

He's feeling down.

He must definitely be.

What's up?

I'm feeling kind of down.

About what? What's up, what's up, what's up?

Your love life? Or your work?

My work.

Your work, huh?

-Did something happen? -Well...

Other than the sweet gravure stuff, there's... a bunch of other stuff...

like stuff that's maybe more extreme?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I feel like I have to do that too to keep going, and...

I see.

And you don't like that?

But... I know that everyone else in this industry...

has to do that sort of thing, but...

Now, when I look at it, I definitely don't like it.

Once in a while, there'd be these skimpy bikinis...

or like, the poses would be more extreme, and when I come to realize it,

I end up thinking, "What am I doing?"

I bet you would.

Yeah.

I guess I gotta do it, though.

So that's how it is.

Even when you're super worried about it, you still gotta push results.

That's true. Guess there's a lot of things I don't want to do.

But eventually...

I want to start doing something else.

But right now, I have to do what I have to do.

So that's what it is. I see.

YOUNG MAGAZINE PHOTO SHOOT

Okay. Okay.

You're not that relaxed.

Move up a bit more.

That's it.

Ah, that's good. Great shot.

Smile wider. Okay, nice! Okay!

Be a bit more excited. There we go. Here we go.

Oh, that's cute.

Alright, okay. Yup, that's good.

I've never lived by myself before...

ENJOY WORKS KAMAKURA

and I've never been to a realtor before, either.

I don't know how floorplans or pricing works at all.

I see, I see, I see.

So, for the next place you move to, what sort of lifestyle, or...

is there any particular life you want to live?

Right now, you live around this area?

Right now, I live around the area...

but, like, it's got a good vibe... like with rows of houses...

and it's calmer than my hometown. Out here.

-Yes, I get what you're saying. -You do?

So yeah, so, around here...

is where I'm thinking I'd like to live.

Hold on. There's a great lunch spot.

Really? I want to go!

It seems like a pancake shop, though.

-Huh? Where is this place? -I wanna go.

Wassup.

Hey, wassup?

Aya-chan, what are you been doing?

I'm looking at houses.

Why?

-Hmm? -Why are you looking at houses?

I've been thinking about it for a while now, and...

I'm thinking of leaving here and living on my own.

So you're leaving Terrace House?

Yup.

But, you're not thinking of doing that right away, right?

Well...

Wait, so you are?

Yeah. I'm thinking it'll be sooner than later.

What? Really?

-It's been really... -You're seriously going to leave?

-For real? -Yeah.

Why are you leaving?

Even if I stay, there'll be new people coming into the house.

Once someone leaves, another will come in.

But, I don't feel like getting into a relationship anymore. Plus, it's a nice breaking point for me.

I figure it'll be good to get a fresh start on life.

I see.

You got a second?

It's been a while.

Yeah, it's been a while.

What is it?

I kind of have something to say.

It's kinda out of the blue, but...

I'll also be leaving...

Terrace House.

Why?

The other day, you told me that you're leaving.

I don't want you to think it has anything to do with that.

It has nothing to do with you, Oji.

It's just that, to me...

once my pursuit of you stopped,

I figured, that, well...

this is a good breaking point for me.

In the theater room...

when we were talking...

you were like, "Even if we're not a couple,

I still want to hang out with you."

But, I think that's just not possible for me.

Once I realized that we aren't going to happen as a couple...

and that us getting along together after that --

well, it can mean that, too --

But, having that as a good breaking point,

I want to do my best going forward.

So I guess I want to thank you for the past two and a half months.

I get you.

Well, so that's all that was.

See you.

Have a good night.

So yeah, first off, Tecchan was crying.

-Yeah, he was. -He was crying, feeling down.

But it was good that they got to tell him that.

Yeah, yeah.

"Weren't you stiff?"

If just one person said it, then he could be like, "Well, I think we're all right."

Yeah, he could've been.

-He would've been, the mood would've allowed it. -I see.

And then, Aya-chan...

Aya-tan...

"Oji..." then snatches his book away.

-Wow! -And puts it down like this.

That made my heart skip a beat.

Yeah, made him think, "Wonder if she's got something important to say."

He probably braced himself. He braced himself.

So it was like, "Hey, I have something to say."

"Okay."

"Put down the book."

"Ohh!"

He probably thought, "She means business."

"Now I can't run away."

He's like, "Guess I gotta face the music."

"I guess I'm a father now."

It's just, now with Aya-chan leaving...

it seems like quite a complete changeover.

-That's true. -But, you know...

It's just going to be Mi-ko.

-That's right. -Out of the girls.

-With Tetsu and Daiki. -Ah!

Really? Ah!

-What? -What is it?

So just the love triangle's gonna stay? With Miwa-chan and...

-Ah! -That's right!

-Ah! -Ah...

Wouldn't you say Tecchan would have it the hardest, though?

He does, indeed. Maybe now he can't sleep.

"Will they start making out by themselves?"

Then he'll rush home super early.

In the middle of the night, Tecchan will pop up... "What? Where are you going?"

"Daiki-kun, where you going?"

That'd be crazy!

TODAY HANA'S / AYA'S / OJI'S FAREWELL PARTY!

TODAY HANA'S / AYA'S / OJI'S FAREWELL PARTY!

Today, I'm going to leave the cooking to you, Tecchan.

While I'm putting up the decorations.

You're going to put up the decorations?

In the meantime.

Thank you. That's a big help.

Everything going okay, Mi-chan?

Yeah, all good.

All right!

Over here, over here.

-I got it. -Here, here, here.

-It's all over here! -So adorable!

Ahh! So, so, cute!

-What's this? OMG! -OMG, crazy, crazy!

The two of you did this? The two of you did?

We did.

Seriously?

-This is insane! -What is this? OMG!

Tecchan really...

-Wait, you gotta be kidding me! -...made just about everything.

What? You really did well here.

It was all the stuff you taught me, Hana.

This is so awesome.

This was your dish. And so was this, and so was this.

And you blew up all these balloons?

-Awesome! -Amazing.

Mi-chan hung all the decorations.

-Awesome! -But everyone else made them.

Daiki-kun and Tecchan.

Really? Seriously, thank you so much!

Thank you!

Daikinman's not here but...

He said he'd be running late, and to start without him.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you!

So, today...

for Aya-chan and Oji and Hana,

it's their last night here. But tonight...

-Don't say it so sadly! -Stop it.

-Don't be like, "It's their last night." -Sorry.

Let's make it cheerful!

Let's make it all exciting and happy!

Thanks, everyone!

Thank you!

-Thank you! -Thank you!

Cheers!

Bon appétit.

I'll have some gratin.

So good, so good.

Yeah, it's delicious!

So good.

Tetsu's gratin is pretty good.

It's my first time eating his.

Tetsu, gratin's your specialty dish, right?

Yeah.

That's great.

So yummy!

Yeah.

Man, seriously, these past five months have been so jam-packed.

-They were? -They were, for me anyways.

I haven't been able to experience things like a regular person, after all.

That's true.

What're you doing?

What? It's you who suddenly got weird there.

No, I didn't.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

The bathroom? Right at this moment, you gotta go?

That's like... What? So casually?

-What do you mean? -No, never mind.

This guy's words and actions... are making me suspicious.

I kinda have a stomach ache.

But, I'm totally right here.

Like, there's so many times where it turns out to be something else.

Seriously.

This is really good.

-It's so good especially 'cause I'm hungry. -Right?

Tecchan really put a lot into this.

It's crazy, isn't it?

Seriously.

-He's never pulled all this off. -Really?

Like, at all.

That's amazing.

Gahh! What?

We've got a special guest appearance!

-What? Why? -Hana-chan!

Why're you here? I'm so happy, though!

Wait, this is too crazy.

So...

So... his stomach aching...

-was a lie. What's up with that? -Yeah, it was.

"My stomach kinda started hurting."

"My stomach hurts."

I may have said this last episode,

I never thought of him as one that could act at all.

Omi-kun!

Omi-kun!

-You can't say that. -Yeah, you can.

Omi, you can.

"At all"?

Not at all, definitely.

-"Not at all." -That's true.

But, it's good that he's just being Tecchan.

By the door, I heard...

at least once, him being like, "Ow-ow-ow-ow!"

I heard that, too.

-"Ow-ow-ow-ow!" -"Ow-ow-ow-ow!"

It's nice to finally see an episode end so cheerfully.

-Yeah, it is. -Yeah, so true.

Next week, at least for the first half-- Well, it'll be sad once they leave, though.

There's still more of the party, yeah?

Looking forward to the next episode.