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Good evening, everyone.

Good evening.

In this show, six strangers

live their lives together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

Oji answered very clearly...

He answered clearly to Aya-chan's feelings.

Yes.

He did.

So then...

that means you don't see me in that way at all, right, Oji?

I guess so.

Okay, then.

You're like a younger sister to me.

And then Miwa-chan...

revealed to Hana-chan that she likes Daiki-kun.

I'm interested in Daiki-kun.

I thought that I should really tell you, after all...

I'll really back that. Yeah.

Thanks.

And then she waited for Daiki-kun to finish up with the gym.

And it ended with them thinking about going out to eat.

Oh? What's up?

Hey, all done?

Were you here the whole time? No way, right?

Yeah, I've just been hanging out here.

-Did you eat? -I'll come along.

-Can I eat curry? -Okay.

With this, we can't say anything until they start eating.

Yeah.

We haven't really seen just those two talking, right?

-They probably haven't gone out before. -Yeah, their first time.

Miwa-chan might really aggressively go for it this week.

I wonder...

SUGAMO, TOKYO

Good job today.

What's going on?

Ummm...

It's 'cause I had some time to kill.

I was surprised. I was wondering what was up.

-Do you always get out this late? -Yeah.

-Do you eat before you get home? -I usually eat and then get home...

-on the last train of the night. -I see.

-Here's your mango lassi. -Thank you very much.

Looks good.

Is it good?

It's tasty!

Wanna try?

I have a cold.

Oh, really?

-Thank you for waiting. -Oh, it's super garlicky.

It's huge.

It's crazy.

Bon appétit.

You eat a lot, don't you?

Really?

When you're fasting...

Oh wait, it's not fasting...

-What do you mean fasting? -I meant, losing weight...

When you're losing weight,

you eat so little...

but now aren't you eating 100 times that?

Yeah.

Daiki-kun, what do you do on your days off?

I don't do anything.

You don't do anything?

I'm not that good at making plans.

-You act at the moment? -Yeah.

Ahh.

But aren't you not at home very often?

Yeah.

I feel like I wanna go somewhere.

Okay.

I like this sort of thing, actually.

-Hmm? -I like this sort of thing.

Like, "Hey!"

and then chat.

Ahh.

I see.

I'm home.

Welcome back.

You're back late.

Were you at the gym?

Yeah, I went to the gym. Mi-ko and Aya-chan came, you know.

They came today,

and then Mi-ko was like, "Let's go out to eat."

She was waiting for me, so we...

went out to eat and came home together.

I see.

-Just the two of you went to eat? -Hmm?

Just the two of you went to eat?

Yeah, Aya-chan said she had plans with her friends.

-I see. -Yeah.

I see.

And so, she waited for me.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

There's nothing going on.

-I wasn't thinking that. I get it, I get it. -There's nothing happening.

I get it.

I'm not the sort of guy to worry about that sorta thing.

-You're not a petty person? - I am not.

We went skateboarding together, after all.

I think I'll sleep.

I think I'll get changed, too.

Phew.

Translated by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected & Titled by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

AYA KONDOU, 21 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT KOMAZAWA UNIVERSITY

TETSUYA IWANAGA, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

Yes?

Is Aya-chan around?

I think she's probably downstairs watching TV.

What are you doing?

I'm putting on cream.

-Thanks. -Yup.

Okay if I come in?

I came 'cause there was something I wanted to talk with you about today.

To skip to the end,

I'm thinking of leaving Terrace House.

With this current relationship with you, Aya-chan,

I thought it might be strange to live together.

What? That's your reason for leaving?

What will you do when I'm gone?

I wonder what I should do...

I wonder how things will be.

I'm not going to leave immediately,

so we can still go out and things like that.

If you'd like to,

I was thinking it'd be nice... if we kept going out together.

When you get close to someone,

don't you get stuck on that person? I do.

I guess that would be leading you on, huh?

Don't say things like that, that you want to hang out!

Even still, I think you're probably feeling like you want to keep spending time together.

Sorry for making you think a lot.

No problem.

-Good night. -Good night.

Welcome back.

I'm back.

Were you at work?

Yeah. Where's Tetsu and Aya?

Tecchan's probably sleeping, I guess?

Again? And Aya-chan?

So just a moment ago...

Oji was looking for Aya-chan.

-Oji was looking for Aya-chan? In this house? -Yeah, I think they're probably talking right now.

Like a "I've gotten to like you" sorta thing?

What? Could it be?

Could it be?

Hey.

Hey!

-We were just talking. -About what?

You guys were having a serious conversation, right?

I guess you could say it was.

How'd it go?

He's thinking...

of leaving Terrace House.

Oji is?

Yeah, yeah.

What's his reason for leaving?

He wants to go back to like before with me. But if he does that,

then he'll make me develop feelings, and that's awkward...

-So he's leaving? -Yeah.

And... it seems like he wants to go out.

Hmm?

-He wants to go out? -Yeah.

-Oji does? -Yeah.

With who?

Before he leaves, let's say, for example, we go out a ton.

Yeah.

He asked me, "Would I still be leading you on?"

Wow, he's a complete playboy.

And I was like, "That's true, you would."

(*Japanese male escort)

-He's a host! A host*! -He asked me, "What would you do if I left?"

"What would you do if I left? Would you be sad?"

You should tell him, "I'll be sad!"

That's so accurate.

I was like, "That would be sad."

-Wow. -Yeah.

Even though Hana-chan really attacked him, too.

Usually in this situation...

after dumping someone, to ask, "Please hang out with me,"

shows you're not thinking for the sake of that other person at all, right?

Yeah, there's no kindness here in Oji.

It's like... he's only acting for his own desires.

That's what it feels like to me.

-Wow. -Oh man. -That was something else.

Oji was amazing, just now.

-Yeah, that was crazy. -What could he be thinking?

Yeah, no one else is following this, right?

I guess his way of thinking is different, right?

-He's just too much of a hottie. -Yeah.

He's saying, "If I went away, you'd probably miss me, right?"

-"Going out..." -"That'd be all right..."

-"I want to..." -"...is okay with me..."

"But if we do that, you'll still be stuck on me, right?"

I've never seen such a hottie before.

Yeah, never.

That'd go so far as to pull that off.

And then before that, Tecchan's ugly-boy statement.

Yeah, that was ugly, Tecchan.

"That's true. We did go skateboarding together once, after all."

-Such an ugly-boy thing to say. -That was cute.

"It's not like I'm losing or anything!"

But he'll be definitely dumped, right?

-Tetsu will be dumped, 100%. -Yeah, he will.

But if he knew that, then Tetsu...

-Oh, aggressively? -And also Daiki-kun...

would take some actions.

But they still don't know, right?

-So things'll start moving from here. -Yeah.

Daiki-kun just seems to say things so normally,

like, "I went out with Miwa-chan for food."

-Yeah, he said that, didn't he? -Yeah, totally normally.

To be able to say it so normally means...

Doesn't it mean he's sort of noticed Miwa-chan's feelings?

-Yeah, he's noticed them. -Yeah, I saying earlier...

-Has he really noticed? -He's noticed!

He's definitely noticed.

But even still,

when they were eating that legit Indian curry, Daiki-kun's feelings...

Did you need to say "legit"? It was, though.

I mean, the person who brought it was Indian...

or maybe Sri Lankan, I don't know...

But he seemed like an old guy, so that's legit Indian curry.

Okay, I guess so.

A spread of naan.

It looked tasty.

There was a cheese topping on that naan.

You noticed? And the surface was all crispy.

That's legit Indian curry.

That curry itself has a lot of calories,

and then putting cheese on top of that, is really a ton of calories.

But well, anyways, putting that aside...

This isn't before one of his matches.

-Putting that aside... -Indian curry is great.

Daiki-kun, while in the middle of eating...

-was relatively unfriendly. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Why was that? -What was that?

I think that was ultimately his duty to Tecchan.

What?

So he can't even enjoy his legit Indian curry?

-With the girl his friend likes. -Yeah.

Oh, really?

-Even if it's legit, he can't? -No, he can't.

Mi-chan, I've made breakfast!

Wow!

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Good morning.

Wow!

Wow, Tetsu! You're cooking in the morning?

Yeah.

Is it okay if I eat this?

Please eat this.

-Really? -Let's eat it together.

Sorry, Hana. I only have enough for two.

That's totally okay. No problem. Go ahead, go ahead.

Do you want to eat together?

-No, it's fine. -Are you sure?

It looks good.

It's good!

What are you up to today, Hana?

I have to go into the city tonight.

Don't you need to go get ready?

That's true.

I'll start getting ready to go.

-That's a good point. -Right?

-You guessed it! -Yeah, look, it's already a good time to get going.

Enjoy yourselves.

Shut up.

-So gurd. -Hmm?

So good.

Well...

this is how it is.

What are you doing today, Miwako?

Umm...

I might go into the city.

I see...

Did you say your house was in Shibuya?

Yup.

I ate so well!

I ate so well.

Tecchan was being weird.

What do you mean?

How was he weird?

He was stiffer than usual.

And he called me "Miwako".

That's hilarious!

I was wondering if something was wrong.

He just suddenly called you "Miwako"?

Yeah.

But then he went back to "Mi-chan" when we were doing the dishes.

I guess maybe he hasn't totally transformed yet,

into Tetsu the man.

Does that mean he'll keep calling me that from now on?

So that means today was just the first day?

Oh man, I have goosebumps now.

-It's here! -It's started!

Good evening.

Good evening.

No way! Oh no! They're gonna show our butts!

Oh, they showed a butt!!

Daiki-kun, they showed your butt!!

How is it? How is it?

It's fun.

-And how's the romance? -Romance?

Romance, romance.

-My love life... -Wow!

-There it is, there it is! -Tecchan!

-There it is! -Wow!

What is it?

Tecchan's quite nice.

Mmm...

He's not your type, right?

I don't get romantic vibes with him...

More just as friends.

Is there no one now? Like...

anyone you're interested in or that you like?

Mmm...

There is...

-Really? -Yeah.

Really?

Who?

Daiki-kun.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Terrace House is brought to you by...

Alright.

Where are you going?

I was thinking of taking a bath.

Isn't this weird?

Isn't this weird?

-It's not weird. -Isn't this weird?

Isn't this weird? This feeling?

What?

See ya.

-What? -What is this?

-What is this? -What is this?

-What is this? -What is this?

Don't make such an awkward vibe like this!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Did you see it?

Mmm...

I can't be there.

-I couldn't be there. -I couldn't be there, either.

His feelings...

I got a gist of them. When I saw what was being broadcast.

You mean what Tecchan was feeling about you?

Yeah.

And I was just "interested" in Daiki-kun,

but now it seems like I've confessed to him, right?

Yeah... what... what are you gonna do from here?

What are you gonna do...? I mean...

Mmm...

What do you think about Mi-chan, Daiki-kun?

No...

I wasn't thinking about her like this at all.

Like as a potential target?

Yeah.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

Not at all?

Not at all.

Liar.

If my friend likes her,

Or if she becomes my friend's girlfriend,

then she's no longer a woman to me.

Oh, so because you knew

that I liked Mi-chan?

I see. You aren't holding back?

Me, right now?

-I'm not holding back. -I see.

I see...

Tecchan!

It's okay.

I'll try my best.

Yeah.

No friggin' way!

Stop that!

It's always like this for me.

"It's always like this for me."

Out it comes! "It's always like this for me."

The town's fields have been attacked by the weasel. (i.e. It's a vicious cycle.)

"It's always like this for me."

"I keep working and working, but the weasel keeps eating it."

Again with the weasel...

I have tears coming out, seriously.

Tecchan said he'll try his best, but...

Why are the women all laughing hysterically here?

Right now, "I'm interested in...

Daiki-kun" is what she's saying!

What could he possibly keep trying his best at?

Gardening?

He did not mention gardening.

But he still wants to try his best in his own way.

But his attempts at making moves include:

making yakisoba just for the girl he likes,

and suddenly calling her differently.

And that make Hana-chan burst out in laughter.

But this move this time...

suddenly calling her just, "Miwako,"

isn't that somewhat going in the right direction of being more masculine?

Like, isn't Tecchan slightly touching upon that?

-And also with breakfast... -Yeah.

Not just a sandwich or anything, but yakisoba.

Who eats yakisoba for breakfast?

Tori-chan!

-Tori-chan, that's not good. -That's mean!!

What's so bad about it? Making yakisoba for breakfast.

Isn't it really manly?

"Who eats yakisoba for breakfast?"

That's true, right in the morning.

It is pretty heavy.

Women don't eat yakisoba for breakfast, for sure.

Good point.

He doesn't understand women at all.

True.

Seriously...

she probably wanted to throw up that yakisoba.

Even though she was saying she didn't see him as an object of affection.

Yeah, she was.

And then the previous night,

Daiki-kun and Miwa-chan

went out to eat. Hearing that,

he probably panicked and thought, "I need to make breakfast!"

And he was like, "They had Indian food? Then I'll do yakisoba!!" and he made it...

and then, like crazy....

Just like when Doraemon is panicking? Taking out all this junk.

"Not this one. Not that one."

Seriously.

ODAIBA, TOKYO

Thanks for waiting.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Sorry for making you come all the way to Odaiba. -No worries.

It's been a while, hasn't it? Lunch with Tetsu.

Yeah, it's been a while since we've had lunch.

I saw the latest episode.

Oh.

Are you okay? What's your mental state like?

Well...

Well, I was able to survive it.

You were able to survive it? It happened?

But it actually doesn't bother me too much. I don't care.

What do you mean?

"Even if I'm told that, I don't care"?

-It doesn't matter to me at all. -Really?

It's like, "Whatever."

That's great. That's great! You've become a little more masculine!

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

That's great, that's great. That intensity is important.

-Really? -Yeah.

Today...

there's one more thing I wanted to tell you about.

What?

I thought about it a lot, and...

I'm thinking of leaving Terrace House.

I thought you were going to say it sometime soon.

You caught on?

You're totally reading my vibes, my bro.

How long do you think I've been here in Terrace House?

There's no way I wouldn't notice changes amongst our members.

That's true.

-You're not a kid, too. -You seemed busy.

And it also went how it did with Daiki-kun.

So I thought, "Well, that means in just a bit, Hana's gonna...

leave sometime soon, probably."

-I was thinking that the whole time. -Yeah.

By the way, Oji is also apparently leaving.

Oh? Really?

Yeah.

-You didn't know? -No.

Why would Oji be leaving?

I dunno.

It's been fun, at Terrace House.

I made a bro.

Right?

I'm home!

Welcome back.

You're always drying your hair there.

-Yeah, it's special, my dryer. -Really?

-Oh, is that yours? -Yeah, I brought it.

It blows a lot of air.

I was surprised yesterday.

-I bet. -Yeah.

You would be.

I was surprised yesterday.

-I bet. -Yeah.

You would be.

I thought, "No way."

Yeah, well...

By saying something like that...

it was sorta... well...

Well, you and Tecchan are friends,

and you dated Hana-chan.

And so thinking about that... it's not that I regret it.

But right now, I'm really thinking about it.

Why? Isn't there nothing to really think about?

-Well, we're all living together. -That's true.

What did you think?

-What did I think? -Yeah.

"So that's why she waited for me the other day."

Well, well, well...

Did it not have to do with that?

No, it did.

Yeah.

Is this awkward?

It's not awkward.

Really?

Okay, let's continue to be good to each other from here on out.

Yes, let's. Sorry for surprising you.

No, no, no.

I'm gonna go get changed.

Yeah.

This could be the beginning.

Yeah.

Though it won't begin with Daiki as long as Tetsu doesn't give up.

That's true. In terms of keywords...

at the end, that "Is it awkward?" Daiki-kun said that, right?

Those words, "Is it awkward?"

and what sort of meaning it's supposed to have is where...

the key to solve the puzzle lies. That's what I think.

It wasn't just him making sure it wasn't awkward?

But for both of them, it's like, "You have a sense of guilt, right?"

"I also feel guilty."

So the two of them are feeling...

-the same amount of guilt. -Yeah.

-Yeah, seeing them communicate like that... -Right? -Really?

It didn't feel bad.

Yeah, it's not at all impossible for them.

-Oh, really? -Yeah, there were vibes.

Well, maybe we can't go so far as to say that yet.

And then once again, that buzzcut kid...

Please call him "Tecchan."

It's Tecchan.

All like, "Oh? I totally don't mind."

No, you should!! On the contrary.

That's really true.

I laughed so much.

It was really funny.

Oh, man.

Is that okay? Is it all right to call him funny?

Tecchan, that is.

-Yeah. -"It's always like this for me."

He made a good face there.

Yeah, he made a good face.

Like the face when you just got punk'd on candid camera.

"What?"

(*in Japan, they have a version called London Hearts aka LON-HA)

-"There was a camera?" -So he thought he was on Candid Camera*?

Yeah, seriously.