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-Good evening, everyone. -Good evening.

In this show, 6 strangers live under the same roof.

All the show has provided is...

a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

So... Miwa-chan said that...

she's interested in Daiki-kun.

"I don't want to like him, if I can." That way of putting it...

You're still living with Hana-chan in the meantime...

She's his ex.

I don't want to make things strained,

so I don't want to start liking him if I can.

Whether she'll be able to tell Hana-chan so frankly...

A huge incident happened, right?

-The arm pillow incident! -Ah!

On our side, we really raised a ruckus by an order of magnitude.

-Oh, yeah? -About the arm pillow.

We had differing opinions.

That was amazing, though.

Can I sleep here?

On top of that, it wasn't just one time.

Right, it's been several times now.

Oji really said, "I don't remember at all," didn't he?

Doing that...

got really controversial.

"Like hell, he doesn't remember!"

Since we're in the same house...

I thought it'd be good if we were together for even a little while.

You know already...

that I... like you, right?

He can't run away now.

Now, for this episode, is there a possibility of a new couple?

Oji will have to give an answer now, right?

With Aya-chan like this...

-"I feel this way..." -I don't think he's going to answer.

I think he's going to dodge it again.

Again. That Oji...

You know already...

that...

I... like you, right?

I knew that you like Seina-san.

But I was scared...

to like you, or... more so the moment I did like you...

I didn't think...

anything would become of it.

I thought the whole time that you wouldn't really see me...

as someone you're interested in.

But I didn't get to properly ask you, so...

For me, you are someone...

that I find quite special.

But, well...

as far as anything romantic goes,

I don't feel any of that towards you.

So then...

that means you don't see me in that way at all, right, Oji?

Yeah.

Okay, then.

You're like a younger sister to me.

But for me,

I don't see you as a sibling, or like an older brother...

I don't see you that way.

So...

I won't try to sneak in,

or try and get so close to you...

anymore.

I couldn't do it. I couldn't hold back from telling you any longer.

Thanks for telling me.

I'm just going to take my time...

and take the train home.

Sorry.

-She's already sleeping? -Looks like it.

Chan-Aya?

-You awake? -I am.

You went on that date today, right?

Yes, I did.

-How'd it go? -How'd it go?

Did you ask him?

I did.

And?

It didn't work out.

Seriously?

Why?

"I only see you as a younger sister."

Did you reply, "Do you sleep with your younger sister?"

If it were me, I'd totally not take that for an answer.

-That's totally leading you on. -Yeah, it totally is.

I wonder if I pushed it too far.

What?

More so than you, Aya-chan, we can't accept that as an answer.

-Right? -Go tell him that.

Man...

Kondou's out for the count.

Translated & Titled by goob Corrected by sakurabyss

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

AYA KONDOU, 21 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT KOMAZAWA UNIVERSITY

TETSUYA IWANAGA, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

-Oji, you there? Can I come in? -Yes.

-Oh! Our ringleader! -All of you are here. What's up?

I want to talk to Oji for a second.

-You want us to get out? -For a second.

-We were just in the middle of talking, though. -I still wanted to ask him something...

-Such bad timing. -Sorry for the bad timing.

So I heard from Aya-chan... that she told you she liked you?

Then, your answer to that was, "I only see you as a younger sister"?

-Yeah, that's right. -I see...

But, you know... I heard from Aya-chan about your behavior towards her up until now.

Like, sleeping in the same bed?

But, apparently, you say you don't remember.

You seriously don't remember any of that?

I remember when we were talking once I was fully awake.

But I don't remember the times when she came into my bed.

-You really don't remember those? -Nope.

But, she said there were times where you came over to the girls' room to sleep, too.

What have you thought of Aya-chan, all this time?

I've just seen her as another one of my housemates.

Just another one of your roommates?! But I'm also another one of your roommates.

But, you don't have any different feelings for Aya-chan, not even one bit?

-So how is it with her, exactly? -Out of everyone, she's the easiest to talk to.

So you'd sleep in the same bed with someone like that?

You must've definitely known how Aya-chan feels about you.

So, while knowing that, Oji, you slept in the same bed as her,

and went on dates together.

If you know how the other person feels,

then that sort of behavior is...

for a 26 year old, completely unacceptable.

For me, anyway.

You shouldn't be going over to a girl's place, when you only see her as a younger sister.

As a girl, seeing that, it makes me think you're the worst.

Any girl who sees your behavior,

seeing you lead a girl on like that, would find it quite discomforting.

I feel bad for Aya-chan.

You were here?

Night.

Good night.

Nothing but major incidents just happened.

-Indeed. -So straightforward.

For her to be that straightforward....

This is horrible, right?

He said he felt nothing, right?

Those girls whom you feel nothing for...

do you really go and sleep with them? Tokui-kun.

Yes.

-What? -So you really are...

No! That type is totally the worst!

-It's okay. -But, wait...

-Stop that! -No, wait, wait, wait...

Just how many younger sisters do you have?

The one thing that really made me go, "What!"

was when Oji had apparently been going over to her room. That part.

-Well, you see... -If it was to that extent,

she'd be like, "Oji must like me."

Yeah, she would. She probably would think that.

If he's gonna go over to her bed, he should've gone over to Hana's, too.

-Who, Oji? -Well, he did say, "I like sharing the bed."

-Like he's the bed-share type, then. -Bed-Share Oji.

Bed-Share Oji...

"Bed-share type"...

This should go in the Top 3 worst lines.

"I only see you as a younger sister."

He really only sees her as that...

That line still exists, right? Compared to long ago...

There were some bad ones then, too. Like...

Take for instance, Seina-san's line not too long ago. "Between work and me, which is more important?"

Right after that, the words "No Good" show up on screen.

Top 5 No-Good Words.

But, at the very end...

at least we finally got to hear a straight answer from Oji. So that's good, at least...

-Although it had to get dragged out of him. -So true.

This might be an ugly woman's opinion but...

Aya-chan made good use of various techniques, right?

Yeah.

Like, wearing the hoodie all cutesy-like, or doing this...

While making good use of all these romance techniques...

then comes the arm pillow.

So, at that point, she must have thought she was succeeding.

Aya-chan's got her skills.

But this time, it didn't go so well.

But, I figure it's good for her to experience that pain once in a while.

I see.

No, that's just... you being super jealous.

What just happened, all of a sudden?

KITA-SENJU, TOKYO

LAST♥CINDERELLA DRAMA SHOOT

Playing the role of Takeru, from Terrace House...

we have Tetsuya "Tecchan" Sugaya!

Pleasure to have you here.

HARUMA MIURA ACTOR

Hiroto, you got a sec?

What's up?

I told you before, about the guy making great efforts in America.

Yeah.

He keeps telling me,

"Come here while you're still young. You gotta do your matches here."

Wow, good for you.

You should go, too.

What?

He said, "If you said your friend won the district match, then you should bring him along, too."

Don't you think this chance is pretty rare?

I want to do something that gets me money.

Sorry you wasted your breath.

What do you mean? Aren't you going to get married?

So at that time, you should be kind of shocked.

SHIN HIRANO PRODUCER

This guy has to feel your reaction.

Don't just say your line. I want to feel the emotion behind it, too.

Okay, here we go with another take.

One more take! Riders, start moving.

And... action!

Hiroto, you got a sec?

I told you before, about the guy making great efforts in America.

He keeps telling me,

"Come here while you're still young. You gotta do your matches here."

He said, "If you said your friend won the district match, then you should bring him along, too."

Don't you think this chance is pretty rare?

What do you mean? Aren't you going to get married?

Good. Okay.

And... cut!

You got that in one take.

I'm happy to hear that.

Seriously? You've never had lines before?

This is my first time. Having lines while doing a take.

Your lines were quite long, Tecchan.

I didn't think you'd get that in one shot.

You deserve a gold star for that.

-I'm home. What are you doing? -We're back.

-Post-dinner drink? -Welcome back.

-Are you wasted? -I've been waiting for you.

-What's up? -What?

-Well, shall we join you then? -It's a girls' night!

Let's have girls' night, tonight!

Girls' night! Girls' night! We got snacks here, too.

-Can I borrow this? -Go ahead.

Beer!

Ah, what a long day.

To a long day.

I talked to Oji last night.

Oh, yeah?

-You haven't talked since then? -Nope.

Is it awkward now?

I haven't seen him during the day or at night.

-Oh, I see. -Yeah.

Since you've been talking all this time up until recently,

I feel like maybe this is for the best. That's what I think.

Have you been thinking that you'll just give up on him now?

-How are you feeling about it? -Right now? I like him.

-Such a fast reply. -Yeah. I like him.

But won't it be really hard to keep your distance under the same roof? Seriously.

That's the truth.

Yeah, I mean, you're going to see his face everyday.

Yeah, it's weird now.

It's so hard.

Love, that is. For real. But that's what makes it so fun, right?

-Yeah, that's for sure. -Yeah.

-So yeah... -Uh-huh.

-What? -Um...

This is going to be out of nowhere for you, Hana-chan...

What's going to be out of nowhere? You have a confession? What is it?

Yeah...

Uh...

There's something I have to tell you.

TONTON BYOUSHI NAKANO, TOKYO

How'd the date go the other day?

We went skateboarding...

-And you guys held each other. -Just a bit.

-So it went well? -I was slightly nervous.

Really?

I also went to Momo-chan for advice. After the date.

She said that...

I'm totally lacking spice. Of the manly type.

Isn't that the same with your confidence?

My confidence... I feel like Seina-san told me that before.

Like, for the way you ask girls out...

Yeah.

Don't be like, "What do you want to do?"

But be more like, "I want to go do this-and-that, come with me."

Okay. Okay, okay, I see.

You should, like, change the way you call her.

How?

Just "Miwako."

And drop the rest?

Out of nowhere. Yeah.

Out of nowhere? Can I practice that?

Sure.

Okay, so you're Mi-chan...

-And I'm Tetsuya. -Okay.

I'm being serious about this! Okay?

My bad.

-For real, this time! -Okay.

-Sorry. -What the hell?

I'm interested in Daiki-kun.

Wait. Listen.

Okay, I'm listening.

So when you guys broke up...

Around that time, we naturally started speaking more and more...

And then, gradually I saw him less as just a friend...

and became interested in him.

I thought that I should really tell you, after all...

So, you saying that to me makes me so happy.

I'm really glad you told me. Seriously. So happy.

But it's quite shocking, still. I'm quite surprised.

You're for real?

He's a good guy.

I really think so.

Yeah, he is.

I'll really back that. Yeah.

Thanks.

It really seems like today, this is the place to be coming out.

So, I also have something I want to say.

What is it?

I'm going to be leaving Terrace House.

What?

I already told Daikinman this, but...

I told him earlier.

Have you decided when?

No, I still haven't yet.

But, I figure it's about time.

-I'm home. -Oh! Welcome back!

-What are you up to? -Um... girls' night?

-Girls' night? -Yeah.

You're home late everyday.

Yeah, that's right.

I got work tomorrow, too, so bedtime for me.

Yeah.

I better sleep, too.

So, I'm heading off.

-Good night, everyone. -Good night.

-Okay, good night. -Good night.

What?

Huh? Oh, nothing.

-Feeling better? -Huh?

Am I?

Okay then... good night.

I'm off to bed, too.

-Good night. -Good night.

-Miwako-chan got to tell her. -Yes, she did.

I bet her feelings for him are going to speed up now, right?

Or, maybe nothing will change, right?

-Now it's just a matter of Tecchan and Daiki-kun... -That's true.

The two of them are messing around without knowing what's going on...

Why do they seem so alike when they don't know what's going on?

I wonder what Daiki-kun's reaction will be?

The moment he finds out Miwa-chan likes him...

-I feel like... it'll go well. -Right?

Really? The two best friends, after the same girl...?

Knowing that Tecchan likes her...

I completely forgot about Tecchan.

Me too!

-What, you serious? -Wait, wait...

-I'm sorry. -But it's Tecchan.

So, I guess it won't work, then.

Well...

I think that's unfounded.

What? But...

Hypothetically, even if Daiki reciprocates Miwako-chan's feelings...

I doubt Tecchan's going to be like,

"What the hell? But I went to you for advice!"

-Yeah. -This is like...

a disaster where no one's at fault.

-No one's at fault. -But if we were to look from Miwa-chan's perspective,

she could be like, "Tecchan, forgive me."

-Really? -If Tecchan...

wasn't there, maybe Daiki-kun could be like...

That's right!

Don't say that!

Don't say that, please!

-Morning. -Good morning.

So sleepy today.

-How strange. -Yeah.

-You going to the gym today, Daiki-kun? -Yeah.

We're both off today, so...

can we tag along with you?

-Sure. -Really?

-Shall we, then? -Gonna be tough.

-Shape up. -Shape up? Okay.

-I'll be waiting for you there, then. -Okay.

I'll be heading out there first.

SUGAMO, TOKYO

I've only gone once this year.

Oh, really?

Good afternoon.

-Hey! -Yoo-hoo.

-Wow. -I've been waiting for you. Get changed.

Yes, sir!

One... that's it. One...

Next is the one-two hook.

Jab, straight, hook, then come back.

Okay, here we go. One... bam, bam, bam! Go back.

Like this... yeah. So while doing that, turn...

turn your back like this...

That's it, that's it.

Okay, here we go. Alright, jab!

Jab!

Straight... one-two!

That's it! Alright, one more.

Side, side, side. Okay.

Okay, thank you very much.

"CHALLENGE"

-That was a good sweat. -Yeah.

-Mi-ko, what are you doing afterwards? -Nothing.

-You've got nothing? -Nope. What about you, Aya-chan?

-I'm going to go eat with a friend. -Oh yeah?

I see...

What, what, what?

What if you wait up? For Daiki-kun to finish up?

Why not?

Really? But...

At any rate, we're all going back to the same house. And you're free, and nobody's home.

Won't he be like, "Why are you waiting?"

-Huh? It'll be fine. -No way...

"I wanted to wait, so I did."

Just as I'd expect from you.

-I'm off, peace! -Good job.

-Oh? What's up? -Hey, all done?

You've been waiting the whole time?

Yeah, I've just been hanging out here.

-Oh? So you split from Aya-chan then? -Yeah, right afterwards.

Did you eat?

I did. But you must be starving.

-I am. -Then I'll come along.

-Can I eat curry? -Okay.

-You're gonna be going home, right? -Yeah, I thought we could head home together.

Okay.

Today's episode... kinda started off a bit painfully.

A lot happened right at the start.

The way he was to Miwa-chan was like, "Don't wait for me!" or like...

"Don't come after me!"

I feel like Aya-chan has gone after guys a lot up until now,

and failed many, many times.

-I get that. -What? I don't.

-She's been going after him, though? -Right? You're a dummy! A dummy!

A dummy!

-I think that was the case, too. -Right?

You think she's gone after guys and failed, right?

-I thought so. -No, no.

If that's the case, did she learn nothing?

She learned nothing. Aggressive girls don't.

What...

Like a bad habit?

Aya-chan's so cute, fortunately...

So up to now, I'm sure she's pressed on and succeeded many times, but...

on the other hand, I think she's had these kind of failures before, too.

-I think so. -Really?

-I learned something. -After all, to end off...

-It's better if the guys... -Yeah.

pursue the girls, after all?

In the end, yeah.

-So, if a girl does it... -That's true.

Confessing love is the guy's job.

Yeah, that's for certain.

Isn't a woman that's been waiting the strongest, though?

Yeah.

(*Babazono's partner in their comedy duo ASIAN)

Sumida-san* has been waiting for 37 straight years.

-That's true, somebody go hit on her. -Right?

Someone go hit on her, please!

The other day, Sumida-san was on Yamate Street...

wearing these huge sunglasses like some actress, hailing a cab.

-That's awesome. -Like, this big.

Waving a taxi down like this.

If she's like that, wouldn't that make her a praying mantis?

So rude! Don't talk about people like that when they're not around.

You're too mean.